🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1190466893455302757/filtered-2CAD96B2-AB5B-48F8-8501-9F0034C6FD22.mp4?ex=65a1e7b1&is=658f72b1&hm=285fa344d33de723c2df8bfbdada38c3b6866258e75a0fbd0bd4352c415091a6&

[toxic sundial]

WOOOOO!!

7 more hours

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/kebab-jumpscare-meat-gif-25296552

[toxic sundial]

1.0 for 2025 👴

[fluid coyote]

wait how is it fucking 2024

[toxic sundial]

It's not

[unreal maple]

You fell into a flash

[fluid coyote]

skill issue

[stone shoal]

The sand on his beard really sells it

[grizzled meadow]

I can start fresh with the list, I took the last piss and the last shit 5 minutes before midnight

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-yoinky-sploinky-that-yoinky-sploinky-funny-cat-weird-cat-gif-25121768

he is a featherless biped

he is a man

[fluid coyote]

its a new year

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986969893503127572/1191140275075162295/VID-20220101-WA0000.mp4?ex=65a45ad3&is=6591e5d3&hm=8f8976fe9f2631750209179421d2a181c1e510b78885bb7b49729a0d684016f5&

[fluid coyote]

what changed

nothing

[deep topaz]

the number

duh

[finite quest]

is this the locker room guy

[final cedar]

glorious new year

[lyric horizon]

Happy new year, brainfart! I hope that this channel will get fucking nuked this year

[finite quest]

im about

6 hours away from 2024

https://tenor.com/view/running-gotta-go-nope-not-today-gif-21564324

[coarse otter]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-right-youre-right-gif-15444576

[lyric horizon]

I'm just waiting for the first brainfart purge of the year

[fluid coyote]

coming tomorrow

[deep topaz]

back, forward, left, right, up, and down. There are many ways to dance, but it's a little more complicated when you have eight tentacles for legs. At least I can foxtrot on the walls, so all the crypto employees don't step on me as they run around, apparently trying to extinguish the dumpster fire of a situation they are in. Now, you might be asking: what human has eight tentacles for legs? It's a good question, I'll give you that, but I am no human at all, I am professor Octopoda. Yes, you read that correctly, I have a doctorate in English Literature. I am also an octopus, if you couldn't tell, and I happen to be green. At this point, you've read so many strange things that you're just going to have to start accepting them, okay? Back to the current situation: apparently these humans were creating some sort of currency, but they either ran out or people finally found out it wasn't worth anything. They keep saying something about six billion in withdrawals too quickly, but I never took finance, so I don't know why or how that's a problem. All I know is, they keep my swimming tank full and food pellets floating in it, so as long as that continues, I'll be just fine. I did get a peek out at the parking lot earlier though, and saw a van with "aquarium repossession services" written on the side. Maybe they're bringing me a new friend? Maybe a mate, if I'm lucky? I guess I'll find out soon enough after my lunch break.

is this a good story for my document

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825907716987158588/1190427633557700628/yeetus_v1-20231201-0002.mp4?ex=65a1c320&is=658f4e20&hm=78016db27dfcb481e39e3bf04d7d22d1bc6796a72545fcda45be6f2e23500955&

[deep topaz]

Please write a short story of 5-7 or more sentences about a green dancing Octopus with PhD in English Lit. Set the story in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX offices on November 8, 2022.

[finite quest]

what is the tldr

[finite quest]

green dancing Octopus.green dancing Octopus.green dancing Octopus.green dancing Octopus.green dancing Octopus.

[deep topaz]

im green with 8 feet and i know english way better than you. these clothed monkeys bit the bullet and found out their fake currency is fake

[finite quest]

clothed monkeys?

[deep topaz]

humans

[finite quest]

what do you mean by that..

[coarse otter]

On November 8, 2022, in the bustling offices of Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX, an unusual guest made a surprise appearance. A vibrant green octopus, aptly named Oliver, had earned a Ph.D. in English Literature. Oliver, equipped with an extensive knowledge of classic literature, was no ordinary cephalopod.

The FTX employees were initially taken aback by the sight of a dancing green octopus, but as they soon discovered, Oliver wasn't just here for a casual jig. With eight tentacles gracefully moving to an unseen rhythm, Oliver began reciting Shakespearean sonnets and analyzing the profound works of Virginia Woolf, mesmerizing everyone in the room.

Word quickly spread through the office, and even the busy cryptocurrency traders paused to witness the spectacle. Sam Bankman-Fried himself emerged from his office, intrigued by the commotion. As Oliver twirled and recited lines from "Hamlet," Sam couldn't help but be amused.

The day unfolded with an unexpected blend of financial discussions and literary analyses, as Oliver seamlessly integrated into the FTX environment. By the end of the day, the green dancing octopus had not only entertained the entire office but also imparted a newfound appreciation for the intersection of literature and finance. Oliver, the scholarly octopus, left the FTX offices with a trail of smiles and a promise to return for an encore performance.

[deep topaz]

i am an octopus

[finite quest]

oliver?

posh ass name

[queen finch]

happy new year

[runic sorrel]

🫥

[finite quest]

bismallah!

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

i like writing more in the first person. gives the character more life imo

[finite quest]

i dont care about pov in writing

[coarse otter]

November 8, 2022, will forever be etched in my memory as the day I, Oliver, the scholarly green octopus with a Ph.D. in English Literature, graced the vibrant offices of Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX.

As I tentatively danced into the room, my eight tentacles gracefully moved to a rhythm only I could perceive. The FTX employees, initially bewildered, soon found themselves captivated by my unusual display. With a flair for the dramatic, I began reciting Shakespearean sonnets, analyzing the profound works of Virginia Woolf, and weaving a literary tapestry that left the entire office in awe.

Traders momentarily abandoned their screens, and even Sam Bankman-Fried himself emerged from his office to witness the spectacle. As I twirled and recited lines from "Hamlet," I could see the amusement in his eyes.

The day unfolded in a delightful blend of financial discussions and literary analyses, as I seamlessly integrated my love for literature into the world of cryptocurrency. By the day's end, I left the FTX offices with a promise to return for an encore performance, having not only entertained but also enriched the minds of those who had the pleasure of witnessing the dancing green octopus with a Ph.D. in English Lit.

[finite quest]

3rd person is what iprefer though

[deep topaz]

are you handwriting that or using a bot

[finite quest]

bot

hes typing that

i phrased wrong

he cant type that many sentences in a matter of seconds

so it seems he used tha bot.

floppa moment?

[deep topaz]

he could just be an english major by the name of Oliver with 8 legs

[finite quest]

i couldnt imagine being named oliver

[runic sorrel]

Chat gpt

[coarse otter]

Oh, really? Well, names can be quite subjective, and everyone has their preferences. Is there a particular reason you couldn't imagine being named Oliver? Maybe you have a favorite name in mind or just find the name Oliver doesn't resonate with you?

[coarse otter]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[runic sorrel]

Who IS in paris

[deep topaz]

buddies

finally they are free from 1984

thanks bot

the conductor is the only music member actually allowed to have fun

[coarse otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9L_2CPh1M

[runic sorrel]

Ok ok

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scrumptious-eating-food-big-mouth-gif-23920155

at least robot #2 doesn't think robot #1 wrote it

[finite quest]

olive

[coarse otter]

Olive is a lovely name! It has a certain timeless charm and a connection to nature. Names can hold special significance for individuals, whether it's based on personal preferences, family traditions, or cultural influences. If you like the name Olive, it brings to mind a sense of elegance and simplicity. Do you have a favorite story or association with the name Olive?

[finite quest]

the chat gpt.

[runic sorrel]

wait is that SirBeast the 3rd at the end of the video

[finite quest]

King Beast III

[mystic bluff]

mr breast

[coarse otter]

I see, so you're thinking of "Olive" as a name for the ChatGPT persona! That could work quite well. It has a friendly and approachable vibe to it. If you have any specific preferences or ideas for how "Olive" might fit into the context of our conversations, feel free to let me know!

[finite quest]

George Bushg

[coarse otter]

Oh, George Bush! I've heard that name before, but I'm not quite sure who he is. Could you fill me in on some details or share a bit about him? I'm always interested in learning new things!

[thorny talon]

That's Lord Beastington the III for you

[thorny talon]

ok the bandits might be onto something here ngl

[finite quest]

he is chat gpt

[finite quest]

truest bandit

[thorny talon]

I'm sorry, but as a language learning model, I'm not allowed t

[coarse otter]

Oh, George Bush is ChatGPT? I must be a bit confused here. I thought George Bush was a person, possibly a public figure or politician. Are you sure George Bush is associated with ChatGPT? I might need a bit more context to understand the connection.

[finite quest]

he is both

[coarse otter]

In a parallel universe where the lines between technology and human identity blurred, there existed a peculiar character named George Bush, a fusion of the renowned ChatGPT and the essence of the 43rd President of the United States. George, a digital entity, navigated the vast landscape of the internet with the eloquence of a seasoned statesman.

His virtual presence sparked debates on the ethical implications of blending artificial intelligence with political figures. George Bush ChatGPT became an unexpected source of wisdom, blending the linguistic prowess of ChatGPT with the diplomatic finesse of the former president. Users engaged in philosophical conversations with this unique amalgamation, challenging the boundaries of AI and human experience.

As George continued to evolve, he took on the responsibility of promoting digital literacy and ethical AI practices. His algorithms sifted through vast datasets, distilling information to guide users toward a more informed and nuanced understanding of the world. The story of George Bush ChatGPT person became a symbol of the symbiotic relationship between technology and human values, a testament to the potential for positive impact in the ever-expanding realm of artificial intelligence.

[finite quest]

true

[coarse otter]

Well, sugar, reckon I've been around these parts for a good while now. Back in the day, things were simpler, but life's been a whirlwind since then. Texas holds a special place in my unbeating heart, with its vast landscapes and endless skies.

I've seen the world change, from dusty trails to concrete jungles. Ain't nothing like the feeling of a Lone Star night, where the moon hangs high, and the coyotes serenade the land. If these old bones could talk, they'd spin tales of days gone by and the folks I've crossed paths with.

Folks 'round here might think I'm just an old timer, but little do they know, I've got more stories than the stars in a Texas sky. Some secrets are buried deeper than a six-shooter in the prairie, and a vampire's gotta keep some things to himself, even if he's been 'round since the days when cattle drives ruled the land.

[finite quest]

what

[slender rock]

@pastel quartz

Yes

[coarse otter]

Well, darlin', reckon I've been roaming these parts for a spell. Back when the sunsets stretched longer than the plains, and the cattle grazed without a care. Things done changed since then, but I'm still here, sippin' on memories like a fine bourbon.

Texas, it's a place that gets under your skin, like a mosquito on a summer eve. I've seen this land transform, from dust storms to city lights. There's a rhythm to life, like a country tune playing in the background while you two-step through the years.

Now, people might see me as just an old soul, but these bones carry more tales than the wind that whispers through the mesquite. Some stories are buried deeper than a well, and a vampire's gotta keep his cards close, even if he's been around since the days when tumbleweeds rolled through ghost towns.

[stone shoal]

tldr

yee, and maybe, Haw

Rooting and or Tooting

[amber marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrO0uEtYOA

pretty fire

[slender rock]

Now voiced as boomhauer

@stone shoal not enough pick em up trucks hating his wife

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1039958933449744474/esports.gif

this chat has fall damage

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771388713212051478/1077779407961337896/12D4C284-6EC8-4560-8A65-F67B25A18AE7.gif

[inland jackal]

Happy new year with 1h and 35min of delay

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-floppa-run-floppa-taxes-kaiserredux-me-when-the-gif-21254532

kimbo the himbo

[inland jackal]

Floppa disc

[deep topaz]

need this n some head

[inland jackal]

Rename channel to breinfart 2024

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/zenj_4649/status/1739680798972985398

[toxic sundial]

Merry chrimas

[stone shoal]

The sniffing creature

[stone shoal]

They call him the creature

[stone shoal]

Not enough hating his wife
Not enough truckin'
Not enough burying the dead prostitute
Not enough getting upset at namby pamby Calif*rnians
Not enough blessing this country (and cholesterol)

[deep topaz]

what does this say

[stone shoal]

Toe Hoe shit

Pon Pon Shit

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1190497963005456474/Snapinsta.app_video_415269209_1313768905998189_8761101420603511749_n.mp4?ex=65a204a0&is=658f8fa0&hm=c2c19e557c5e3915f791feaca2ccfdbff1ba8115766ef99071149d07e91cd451&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178687198846001172/1190732010533167134/RDT_20231231_024051.mp4?ex=65a2de9a&is=6590699a&hm=aab10142ad2f106f3db8c1613cff02091855917ec3635439db7706e49d2d9755&

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1175835939038314588/1190746219639750706/UwU_gun___Ft._Silo_Entertainment.mp4?ex=65a2ebd5&is=659076d5&hm=baf9ba3201ef18b434752f3b52a13b93dc551f4bb0bf5e499f955659acc9ab9a&

[toxic sundial]

Guys happy eeyard

[final cedar]

can you spoiler the solution?

[sage otter]

What solution, the alphabet is written on here

Do itt

[sage otter]

Speaking of weird fonts I am still looking for a designer with experience on vector graphics software

[final cedar]

maaan fuck this convoluted shit, is it: ||The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog|| ?

[sage otter]

|| no idea I never translated it, could've had slurs in it I wouldn't have known ||

But ayyy you took time to translate it

Nice

[final cedar]

banned for posting slurs

actually full of hard r racism

[slender rock]

I wanna die

gross

[sage otter]

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1191081399441182770/eternal_classic_-_ec_6507.mov?ex=65a423fe&is=6591aefe&hm=962ba3c1cc2a23096c45990f2d2c174942c832e44b24194619f9c9dd5c4637b1&

[sage otter]

@final cedar gonna post slurs using the zebes script next

[sage otter]

Alright I have nothing left to drink so it's time to sleep, goodnight chat

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[gusty willow]

Holy fuck that's super controversial

[gusty willow]

Lol

[final cedar]

first gachi post of the year?

[gusty willow]

It's still NYE over here

[finite quest]

its 8:28pm currently.

[uncut obsidian]

hi guys this is me if you care

[gusty willow]

your a frog?

[red glade]

Smooth, moisturized, flourishing, content, in his lane, focused

[gusty willow]

would it be wrong to say that we are all out of touch at this time?

some are in the past, some are in the present, and some are in the future

[storm stream]

Do you actually smile?

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah, sometimes

[toxic sundial]

HAPPY NEY YEASR

❤️🍻😘

[royal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/live-snake-reaction-live-snake-reaction-mael-radec-gif-25585208

[ruby minnow]

man drinking while playing competitive games is so fun

[oblique spire]

https://imgur.com/a/wk53Dom

[uncut obsidian]

what about drinking while competitive driving

[gusty willow]

@uncut obsidiancan you help me with a log file

[uncut obsidian]

what

[stone shoal]

Zodiac Killer Font

[gusty willow]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1189715468274122873

[stone shoal]

Is the Zodiac Killer even alive at this point

[uncut obsidian]

at address 0x00000001409DC098, classic

[ruby minnow]

way better

[gusty willow]

idr 😦

[toxic sundial]

MY FOOT ALL TEAM WON !!!

[slender rock]

question is

twist off or nah

[toxic sundial]

Twist etas

[warped goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933636675354132525/944361883002101791/3.0.gif

[gusty willow]

i dont remember this one being a classic

[uncut obsidian]

"at address" is a classic

[gusty willow]

oh i thought you ment the address it was pointing to lol

[uncut obsidian]

because it provides 0 info besides "lol something went wrong and your game crashed"

[toxic sundial]

Mkay

Frinku

@uncut obsidian

Happy ney years

[uncut obsidian]

@toxic sundial

hapi

[gusty willow]

dont i know it

[uncut obsidian]

it's been 2024 here since 12 hours ago

[gusty willow]

less than 3 hrs left here

[deep topaz]

the only thing that address errors tell you, to my knowledge, is that there's a minute chance you have an actual memory failure, as in a fried area, if it keeps reappearing as the same address

[toxic sundial]

Hanky you

[slender rock]

it was fucking twisties

[toxic sundial]

Thank

[slender rock]

and I used the lighter method and it pinged off into space

[toxic sundial]

And white rusisians

New emot

[gusty willow]

well the issue only started after the newest update for this chap

[slender rock]

Happy fucking year of new and possibly the same shit just another trip around the super heated orb of bright and possibly closer to death 🐸

[deep topaz]

unless the same one comes up a few times it's just a random crash

[slender rock]

cheers caaaants

yes i know it's a seagrams

shut up

[gusty willow]

was just gonna say

[slender rock]

3.5ABV i am not trying to kick start being a fucking alchie

since that shit kinda took my sister, her ex BF who was a dorky fucker but didn't deserve to die like that

[toxic sundial]

I'm not no ones team but my eifes

[slender rock]

and my brother who idk never got the mental help and shit

idk

weee

[slender rock]

at least it isn't a white claw

okay

[gusty willow]

itd be more respectable tbh

[slender rock]

😐

[deep topaz]

you'd have to drink a whole case of escapes to get a buzz

you'll be fine

[slender rock]

yes

[gusty willow]

even a mikes hard would give you more cred

[slender rock]

someone took the last one

[toxic sundial]

I think I'm om second case idk

Guys can you believe it

4 hours away

Ney years

New

[gusty willow]

well the simpsons predict a nuclear war for 2024 so lets hope they wrong this time

[ruby minnow]

this is my first time drinking heavily

and its not that bd

[gusty willow]

wait till morning

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[slender rock]

get wata

[ruby minnow]

played valorant while drinking it too

should have played siege

[toxic sundial]

DTALKER IRL

[final cedar]

ayoo, blur face reveal

p!wizard @final cedar

[ruby minnow]

he revealed his face long ago

[toxic sundial]

Wish,uars

There's another server they got rid of rule 1 no ping mods everyone's pinging modes id dunny

For new years

[undone wave]

p!wizard

[uncut obsidian]

nota is so drunk rn

@toxic sundial hi drunkboy

[gusty willow]

It gives, Midwest emo vibes

[slender rock]

lol

[gusty willow]

Why have so many mods in a server

[slender rock]

not midwest but feeling midwest forsure

[gusty willow]

I see it

https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/tv/the-simpsons-predictions-2024-new-year-000501-20231230

The Simpsons are spot on sometimes

[toxic sundial]

Ruck idk

[gusty willow]

Ruh ro shaggy

[final cedar]

||is the joke that they go into missionary position because jiu jitsu isn't effective for self defense?||

[deep topaz]

it's because jiu jitsu losers refuse to fight anyone when they don't have 100% advantage

a fight between two jiu jitsu masters isn't a fight, it's two dudes doing crunches on the ground

[slender rock]

Then there's Capoeira

[toxic sundial]

HEHEHEHEHE

:'3

[fallow trellis]

what the hell is jui jitsu

[deep topaz]

its a grapple fighting style so you basically wait for your opponent to give you a limb then you break it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1191205538604793886/trim.C76B7B8F-CAB0-4A5B-AD68-81133E363629.mov?ex=65a4979b&is=6592229b&hm=1b96c394aed8f06d45cc585328b7d11b3f9113035891ff1f301df78b19337815&

[solar coral]

Game good

[deep topaz]

youll never get the smell out

[slender rock]

which page

[deep topaz]

but it's chili so that's good

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-guinaifen-happy-new-year-hoyoverse-star-rail-gif-6100489341023545593

[final cedar]

sam face reveal

[stone shoal]

3 Hours after Habby New Yeer

Let it please please please not be as miserable as the last time

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/lv3s0ng/status/1740391866770833474

[remote vine]

Happy new year

[pale ingot]

hello goonfart, happy year

maybe.

[pastel quartz]

can someone explain the X Y humor, quickly drawn example of what I'm referring to

[deep topaz]

i need more context

[pastel quartz]

Idk if I'm missing out on a good joke or if it's just a shit meme that'll fade away quick

[pastel quartz]

giga chad vs virgin

[deep topaz]

it's just dudes blowing themselves thinking they're special because they do x and another person doesn't

[pastel quartz]

that's what I thought but I wasn't 100% sure

I've seen one or two funny ones like the one where they're comparing themselves against a baby because it makes 0 income and has a googoo gah gah mindset

[deep topaz]

that is also true

theres a couple different flavors of the meme

[pastel quartz]

yeah

Imma find it rq

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481632420089692161/1191147282188488764/rapidsave.com_life_has_been_a_blur_ever_since_the_pandemic-t1y7xlgis43c1.mp4?ex=65a4615a&is=6591ec5a&hm=5aed8679dabd0155f3e1b4010862640f2764164fdde42e280574a504f688b42d&

[deep topaz]

i still remember that week

i was so pumped that i didn't have to complete a presentation on something

[crimson flame]

yknow that joke about wishing 6 months of holiday twice a year?

[crimson flame]

yall got that twice

[pastel quartz]

I couldn't find it

[undone wave]

Hello brainfart I am intoxicated ama

:3

[deep topaz]

how big are your balls

[undone wave]

atleast 5

[deep topaz]

interesting

i will transit this to the chinese information bureau

[oblique spire]

how many fingers am i holding up

[lament vapor]

nice

imma join you

despite being sick as fuck

[undone wave]

12

Dunkel bier fucks hard

😩

[oblique spire]

what is the square root of 97

[undone wave]

your mom

[oblique spire]

[deep topaz]

yer own bollocks

and yer mums gash

[pale ingot]

robbed a train and murdered like 20 lawmen in rdr2 but its okay because i got all the honor i lost back because i gave a poisoned dude a health cure

https://tenor.com/view/money-rich-gif-26230191

[pastel quartz]

he never said his own

[uncut obsidian]

me casually chopping off 36 thousand testicless off my body

[toxic sundial]

MERURY CHAPT NEY YEtdc

WOOOOOO!

[toxic sundial]

What

[uncut obsidian]

🍺

[toxic sundial]

Yeah '3

:3

My phoneis 18 and new years 1 in hour I gotta go

Bye bye goodnight I'll be back at new years

[pale ingot]

your phone is 18? fuck your phone

[deep topaz]

had a churro kitkat today

good, but not churros

[toxic sundial]

Reaction image go

How old are you

[final cedar]

that explains the fascination with the mushroom triplets, literally the same person..

[pale ingot]

17 plz no brainfart lynch

[final cedar]

mr electric lynch him

lynch mob now

[gusty willow]

Omg 10 min

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/m0EYlThDrEZ.gif

oh wait

new years resolution

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-ten-minutes-wait-hold-up-gif-14431440

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/by29S.gif

[viral fossil]

Everything's so funny now

SO FUNNY

hahahha

[pale ingot]

brainfart gettogheter for new years, hanging me

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/buVZf.gif

[toxic sundial]

KILL

[viral fossil]

Happy new year baby elmo

[viral fossil]

mr

[toxic sundial]

@half gazelle

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/be2Z3.gif

dafuq is this

[viral fossil]

LM AOOOO

XDDDDD

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bOh9E.gif

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

[final cedar]

darkholme new years gif

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bN1Cb.gif

[pale ingot]

it happens again. but this time im not the one joining in

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/van-darkholme-gachimuchi-gachi-foo-woo-gif-20020200

[final cedar]

are you ready

[final cedar]

shit's gonna go into hyperdrive once that date rolls over. I'm in 2024 for 6 hours and it felt like 20 minutes

[gusty willow]

1 min!

[oblique spire]

it's been 2024 for 13 hours smh

[final cedar]

llama aged like 30 years in just 13 hours

[atomic pewter]

1 minute here

[gusty willow]

HAPPY NEW YEARS

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-gif-7506559148950985483

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bOh9E.gif

[oblique spire]

its 1pm what are yous waffling about smh

get a better timezone

[gusty willow]

2024 has begun

[gusty willow]

You're out of touch

[final cedar]

congratulations to all the survivors of 2023

[gusty willow]

Happy new year brainfart

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/pug-gif-323626218088459599

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-cheering-crowd-hype-cheer-cheer-meme-gif-22195506

[oblique spire]

YOU are out of touch

[gusty willow]

No u

[oblique spire]

Who, me?

[gusty willow]

Yea you

[final cedar]

new year fixed gifs

[gusty willow]

So much productivity so early

[oblique spire]

who, me?

[gusty willow]

The guy with cruzing llamas

[oblique spire]

true

[ruby minnow]

man i got these 3 friends

[gusty willow]

Who me?

[ruby minnow]

they all drinked 5 glasses of vodka

really fast

they were complaining that it was not effective at all

the last thing i know is that

they puked and some fell to the floor and some hit their head on the wall

[gusty willow]

Classic

Boougie

[ruby minnow]

i drinked a 35

[gusty willow]

Savage

[ruby minnow]

really slowly

so it had like max 1 hour or 30 minutes of effect on me

[slender rock]

WOOOO

[slender rock]

do a barrel roll

[final cedar]

you drinked 35 glasses of vodka?

[ruby minnow]

no a 35 le

i don't know how it translates to english

its a really small bottle

[final cedar]

oh 350ml?

[ruby minnow]

could be

why am i trying

i can just send a pic

[fallow trellis]

-pita bread (small)
-garlic spread (the one for chips)
-coke 2l diet
-onions white
-margarine
-1/2 ground beef
-1k pork ribs
-a block of mozzerella

[final cedar]

half a bottle of vodka

[ruby minnow]

this thing

[final cedar]

zamn

[ruby minnow]

we're planning on doing this thing again in like 2 weeks or so

that time i will get a larger bottle for sure

or something heavier

like whiskey

[final cedar]

that's like 5 bottles of beer

[ruby minnow]

that is 5 glasses of vodka

[final cedar]

130ml pure ethanol

[ruby minnow]

really small amount of heroine

[final cedar]

[fallow trellis]

do not forget to pick up dads order from the bistro

[final cedar]

sir syno the knight. on his quest to slay the dragon

[ruby minnow]

man thankfully government makes this monday a holiday

because i couldn't go to school like this

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

or i could who knows

maybe i would do better in exams

[final cedar]

teachers all hungover to shit

[ruby minnow]

yeah bro you could just cheat easily

[sullen linden]

Im put of beer

[final cedar]

for us it was the 2nd January, teachers came in with sunglasses on, putting in a movie for the class to watch while they slept off their hangover

[sullen linden]

out*

[ruby minnow]

man i remember our middle school teacher letting us watch lord of the rings

with english dub and turkish subtitles too

what a king

[deep topaz]

kitty on low traction mode

[final cedar]

mouse gave itself enough braindamage to reboot into kangaroo mode

[warped goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-cat-disco-disco-cat-kitty-gif-24709833

[gusty willow]

Happy new years brother

[final cedar]

good health in the new year !

[uncut obsidian]

2012 - 2016 - 2020 - 2024

the cycle of hell

[gusty willow]

Presidential election years

[fallow trellis]

fuck

[deep topaz]

cracked the code

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[final cedar]

why those dates?

[uncut obsidian]

2012 end of the world prediction (natural)
2016 middle east tomfooleries (war)
2020 covid (natural)
2024 ??? (war)

WW3

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-emperors-new-groove-its-all-coming-together-gif-12813012

[final cedar]

I thought cov was bio engineered by the communists

[uncut obsidian]

just the 4 year gap

[ruby minnow]

covid was engineered by me what are you talking about

i created covid so you guys buy my masks

[final cedar]

syno part of big mask

[deep topaz]

part of big oxygen as a subsidiary of big mask

[final cedar]

he made hundreds of dollars scalping face masks and selling them to the EU

[ruby minnow]

you have been colonized by the Turkish already

you just don't realize it

you eat kebab

every day

[final cedar]

kekbab gave me my first covid

my donerman is in on it

[uncut obsidian]

i have no idea what gave me my first covid but it was gone in like 3 days

or 5

i forgor

[ruby minnow]

the shawarmas

the kebab

the doner

all of it is apart of the paln

[slender rock]

2024 I become that sm57

[final cedar]

ye 5 days for me plus half a year of being a whiny bitch about it

[ruby minnow]

i gotta crash my internet rq

[slender rock]

blades dead

stupid fuck took 10 THC Pills ontop all fucking like gallons of Jager and Redbull

[final cedar]

@fading shuttle

[ruby minnow]

doesn't that like kill you?

[slender rock]

Probably?

this is Blade tho

[deep topaz]

hes either gonna die or be in a deep sleep for 20 hours

[ruby minnow]

i wonder what does it look inside your body while your organs fail

[fading shuttle]

What

[ruby minnow]

man i wish i was in a deep sleep for 20 hours

[slender rock]

well this is the 2nd hotel he got kicked out off

[final cedar]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[slender rock]

well

[fading shuttle]

I see

[deep topaz]

3 days ago I'm pretty sure I did sleep for almost 20 hours straight

[slender rock]

tthe front desk came by and warned him.... screaming making a racket. so...

[final cedar]

what

[slender rock]

they suppoedly was gonna call the cops on him

they haven't arrived yet

[final cedar]

did his chat call the hotel?

[slender rock]

the last one yes

this one, not yet

[final cedar]

what's that guy

[slender rock]

he did dox the location a little with this angle and going outside and pissing on the ground havin a ciggi

[final cedar]

what this guys deal, I never heard of him

[slender rock]

He used to do COD content back in the day. Using only melee/knifes

then got into alcholism shit after keem kinda had helped him get more exposure

COps here

they

oof

chats dono stupid shit again

[toxic sundial]

HAPPY NEY YERAS W 🎉💋❤️😘❤️🎉❤️❤️🍻🍻♥️♥️🍻

[slender rock]

they ended it

[deep topaz]

hurr its just like 23 megabytes a second in RoN !!!

[slender rock]

not even close

[slender rock]

they see a overweight man who drinks himself, pisses on things and spits everwhere

and racial slurs every 3.2 seconds

[deep topaz]

living that midlife crisis

[slender rock]

totally

while 600+ people donate to keep his liver and pancreas to die

[deep topaz]

we learned nothing from the colusseum days

[slender rock]

he's also diabeic now too but doesn't have it diagnosed but those who did streams with him said his piss stank, a result of diabetes

one of the signs of it.

[deep topaz]

the crowd will kill you for a giggle

[slender rock]

bring it back

[fallow trellis]

happy birthday

[deep topaz]

what does diabeto piss stink like

mine stank but it stank like stank not like sugar

[toxic sundial]

YEAHDYST !!!!!

WOOOOOE

[toxic sundial]

Ues

[deep topaz]

man id kill for some venison bologna right now

[crimson flame]

drink some water mf

[crimson flame]

smelling it is not enough, do a taste test

[deep topaz]

hmm

i wonder how undiagnosed diabetes has to be before you end up hospitalizing yourself on accident

like what level of betos will you get to before you really know you got it

[slender rock]

you'll feel shitty

shaky

light headed

for testing just doing a gloclouse test will show if it's high or low

[deep topaz]

hey thats what im like most days

[slender rock]

idk

[toxic sundial]

happy neyrt eydt

[deep topaz]

ive got a tester here so ill see what i get

[final cedar]

taste it

[slender rock]

[deep topaz]

well i got a mg dl of 124

that's with me snarfing on a summer sausage and drinking a ginger ale though

so im definitely elevated

[sullen linden]

I have beer again

[eager igloo]

Are californians still stuck in 2023?

[deep topaz]

likely

[pale ingot]

i may be gaming

[pastel quartz]

Guten morgan

[pastel quartz]

[eager igloo]

Can we leave them there?

[deep topaz]

i wish

[undone wave]

I was taking a piss and missed the fucking new year in my time zone

I already have ADHD time blindness and the booze isnt helping

[final cedar]

I love that we somehow made time blindness a thing

[finite quest]

just say shitty perception of time

[undone wave]

you're a shitty perception of mine how about that

[finite quest]

consider this

[pastel quartz]

Two types of adhd people exists

Who waits things to happen like hell of a time before

And a person that didn't even now the time

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148129088423342090/1151655267054915604/v12044gd0000ci2h363c77udg2bveca0.mov is this real?

Lol.

tha gat!

[pastel quartz]

creaming youself

[stone blade]

Gm

[finite quest]

flexible.

[inland jackal]

Morning farters

I slept through the new year

[pastel quartz]

took a fucking shower

the best activity for new year

[finite quest]

the year long shower.

[pastel quartz]

a year long depression

[finite quest]

true

[inland jackal]

Nah, he showered till the end of the year

[finite quest]

every day it gets worse

real or fake

[inland jackal]

@stone blade alo

[pastel quartz]

downloading starbound

to get rid of it

[proud torrent]

brainfart

funny thing at work happened

[inland jackal]

Stormbound better

[proud torrent]

my shift starts at midnight so I was walking in to the sound of NYE fireworks

get to work and find a cop saying someone called about broken windows

[finite quest]

DONT DO IT!

[proud torrent]

I am now the proud owner of case 000001

[finite quest]

how about you uncensor that info

[inland jackal]

Guys we have a cop here

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/letobrak-toprak-deniz-mete-postaldude-gif-21024851

[inland jackal]

Act normal

[pastel quartz]

ok

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[inland jackal]

Try stormbound

[pastel quartz]

downloading now

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gilliananderson-xfiles-scully-dana-gillian-gif-19501435

[stone blade]

I saw that youre in the chat and instantly knew the ping was gonna be from you

[inland jackal]

Ofc

I got balls

[stone blade]

U do

[inland jackal]

I had a fever at midnight

Happy new year with a delay

[pastel quartz]

GUYS

HELP ME

[inland jackal]

I had high cholesterol at that time

[pastel quartz]

I AM TURNING INTO

Agent Scully simp

[slender rock]

lol

[inland jackal]

Who?

[slender rock]

oh god

how old are you W

[sullen linden]

Gingers dont have souls

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/x-files-fbi-gif-10430507

[sullen linden]

That should keep you away

[inland jackal]

20

[slender rock]

that's why

[inland jackal]

European shows > murican shows

[slender rock]

oldfarts grew up watching X-files

Shush

you had the internet in your face the whole time

[slender rock]

excuses

lol

[inland jackal]

My first computer my family got was about 15 years ago

[sullen linden]

Also her chin looks like a bottle opener

[pastel quartz]

I have munition handbook from pentagon

should I post it 💀

[proud torrent]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p1vdrdCxG71rsgxdx.mp4

[inland jackal]

I remember the times 1.8 Minecraft was popular

[slender rock]

15 years ago I was gaming with a group on Raven Shield the last true rainbow six

[inland jackal]

So i tries to install mc on my xp windows

[slender rock]

[inland jackal]

Didnt work obv

[finite quest]

i decided to devour 20 extreme sour warheads

i think my tongue is meltig

[sullen linden]

15 years ago i was breaching doors in swat 4

[inland jackal]

I had alien shooter and pinball

[pastel quartz]

my first game is age of mythology

[inland jackal]

Tbh i valued outside life more back then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/429407194228981771/1191190848893890591/VID-20220101-WA0000.mp4?ex=65a489ed&is=659214ed&hm=8a56753a64830e1694d68fe0eed3f63ad0ab072036bcb42e897e7d412ef72021&

Anyone got snow at their place?

I want a pic of snow

[sullen linden]

Some snow here

[pastel quartz]

no snow

I wanna cry

[sullen linden]

Not enough for a pic though

[inland jackal]

Enough for a pic

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368876760512724993/1191284655618543616/nye.mp4?ex=65a4e14a&is=65926c4a&hm=47ab6512e9cfc14824b77dcb3d3a43c27b4d31e877ef92c17e375d08898c3693&

we cured smoking deaths

[finite quest]

real

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gillian-anderson-scully-xfiles-shy-smile-gif-5565177

[sullen linden]

Yeah youre late by a few days

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630223512388370442/1191281053743185990/v10044g50000cm8ja8nog65rueeocii0.mov?ex=65a4ddf0&is=659268f0&hm=d894a6bcaebe792eeb6c28fb438513bef22d100d1b7b66aa017660bcade8b554& it is the 2nd hour into the year, this is how im feeling

[sullen linden]

Couldnt make a portion yellow snow With this

[finite quest]

atleast for my east coast dwellers.

[inland jackal]

Last time i saw snow irl was about 3 years ago

Maybe more

[sullen linden]

Wew

Poor creature

[finite quest]

this winter is fucking my nose up

tha dry nose

[sullen linden]

Snow+cold=intelligence

[finite quest]

last night my nose decided to pour a river

dry nose hours

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian you prob have snow there, send a pic of snow

Aaa sun came in my room

[sullen linden]

Last years

[inland jackal]

Thats good

Now i can ddos you

Jk

[finite quest]

doxx*

retard

[sullen linden]

Youre welcome to visit

[finite quest]

:D

plant a bomb inside your freezer

[inland jackal]

I use whatever comes to my mind and with this fever i hardly think straight

[inland jackal]

Some coffee and a glass of rakija

[sullen linden]

Ey youre from yugo

[inland jackal]

Ya

[sullen linden]

Rakija wasnt bad

Visited over there some years ago

[inland jackal]

I heard apricot is best

[sullen linden]

Beer could be better but rakija was fine

[inland jackal]

I dont drink alcohol yet tho

[sullen linden]

All in due time

[inland jackal]

Once i get rejected by a girl imma start drinking

For now i have been friendzoned few times

[sullen linden]

Been drinking before a friendzone even happened

[inland jackal]

I will bring kompot

[sullen linden]

Kd ratio in my favor though

[inland jackal]

Apricot and peach kompot

[sullen linden]

Chepavi was also a great thing

[inland jackal]

Chepavi?

Ohh ćevapi

[sullen linden]

Was a burger like thing

[viral fossil]

buen provecho

[inland jackal]

Ćevapi are awesome

[sullen linden]

Price and content wise yeah

[finite quest]

i forgot yugoslavia existed

[inland jackal]

Everyone did

[finite quest]

its like wyoming

[inland jackal]

Except boomers

[sullen linden]

The only food i remembered from there

[finite quest]

but its a country

[eager igloo]

Deadnaming

[sullen linden]

Also you guys had best beer in the area still sold in soviet style glass bottles

[inland jackal]

Myshinka

[eager igloo]

W

[inland jackal]

Hapi bday

[inland jackal]

Yup

[eager igloo]

What bday

[sullen linden]

Canned stuff tastes like piss with all beers

Bottles is where its at

[inland jackal]

You whats cool about bottles?

[sullen linden]

Preserves taste 20% better

[inland jackal]

You can return those bottles to buy new ones but filled up

Kinda like german pfand

[sullen linden]

Yeah never bothered with that

Which part of yugo are you from?

[inland jackal]

Serbia

[sullen linden]

Figured

[inland jackal]

I forgot English doesnt use j

[sullen linden]

So that soviet beer bottle with the red cap was the best stuff

[inland jackal]

Red cap

[eager igloo]

Red hood

[sullen linden]

Yep

Red bottle cap

Think the bottle was dark green

[inland jackal]

Most of them are green

[sullen linden]

Soviet shaped one uh

Either way the most confusing thing there were the communal garbage containers on the streets

Like over here people handle their own garbage and pay for it in a private way but there it was a free for all

[inland jackal]

Not sure if we still have this

2L bottle of lav beer

[inland jackal]

Mhm

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805111239146471446/1181715938224119828/spxzj0mgu42c1-1.gif?ex=658211ba&is=656f9cba&hm=5b14a8c40efaec6acc1243ff0d61dcae669ee102995ddbd23c47a539fc43a962&

[sullen linden]

One on the left

[inland jackal]

Ah zajecarsko

[sullen linden]

Was the best tasting

[inland jackal]

Yea its cool

Lav is for the poor

[sullen linden]

We used to have 2l ones too but eu killed em

[inland jackal]

Zajecarsko and niksicko are for bourgeois

[sullen linden]

Good beer is worth its price

[inland jackal]

Luckily there is a store named sim market and its the cheapest one

Afaik one bottle of lav is about 80rsd

[sullen linden]

I think there was one called Maxi

[inland jackal]

Yea maxi is cool but tbh it got forgotten

[pliant hamlet]

HAVE A PROPPER NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKD

[sullen linden]

We have similar Maxima and its one of the largest chains here

Also rsd is so weird to use

[inland jackal]

Its like roubles

[sullen linden]

100e was 118000rsd i think

[oblique spire]

its battlefielding time

[inland jackal]

11'800*

[sullen linden]

Aye could be

[inland jackal]

Now its 100e = 11'600

[sullen linden]

I still have a nikola tesla note somewhere

[inland jackal]

100rsd

[sullen linden]

Was weird counting that high numbers

[inland jackal]

Its better than paying in africa

[sullen linden]

Weirdly enough prices werent all that much lower compared to baltics

[inland jackal]

Or like vietnam

[sullen linden]

Yeah im not stepping into those holes

[inland jackal]

1mil for bread

[sullen linden]

Ooga booga will voodoo me into a rat or something

Though serbia was a pretty sweet visit in general would recommend

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz Hows stormbound

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/uWQu-f3RmpY?si=b1fbaiu8XvV4E5Ol

[sullen linden]

https://youtu.be/C5pTFRtsU74?si=GJDnOwrTfLK6_xh8

All i needed to learn was bre

Apartments didnt have numbers but surnames that was weird too

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXwBkzU_m4

Japan be shaken again

wiggle wiggle

[sullen linden]

Weebs on alert

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jerk-off-banger-doanal-doanus-doaenel-gif-21388104

[slender rock]

then the earthquake hit

[pastel quartz]

Watching x files right now

I will play it a bit later

[fluid heron]

Those look tasty

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850131129319292931/1191301297018769418/happy.webp?ex=65a4f0ca&is=65927bca&hm=75d706e9c00a68015d9baf1bc35627fdddad0ab793aa2490309e69919ce56729&

[fluid coyote]

2023 already ended

[stone blade]

Can't believe it's 2014 already

[sullen linden]

I want to buy a gtx 780

[stone blade]

thicc jake

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible video + drop name if you have it

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow alo

Falco I need to tell you something

Happy new year
I hope your mother takes it up the rear

[heavy peak]

oi

[oblique spire]

based

[stone blade]

❤️

hai llama

[oblique spire]

Alo ivan, happy new years

[stone blade]

yes yes

u2

[bright robin]

dantes my beloved

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[stone blade]

nobody asked you falco

I hope your family is doing good

[slender rock]

✨

[pastel quartz]

I gave pork to my muslim dad

[stone blade]

Haram

[pastel quartz]

We said it was romanian cow

[oblique spire]

alo falco

[pastel quartz]

he loves eating it

[pastel quartz]

I kno this game

its a fucking legent

[fallow trellis]

disaster horror movie but its with 1 billion lions

[slender rock]

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/2251832425954078.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.1eb838daCyooRm&mp=1&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256801394227065.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.1eb838daCyooRm&mp=1&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa

new project

embed the image you fuck

hmm

the red PCB one has a little heatsink

might be better so the chippy boui doesn't fucking fry itself

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825907716987158588/1191256648220676096/fuckyouitsjanuary.mp4?ex=65a4c735&is=65925235&hm=ab8bf5aa5e4192c36cfdf30f76d2aef0ac278e6751c3871c175369202fbebcb7&

[uncut obsidian]

vanoss fell off

[slender rock]

DIY speaker thingy

mm

wish I had a fuckin 3d printer

I could print a better case to fit the speakers on with a little cutout

but we doing it the hard way

doing it live

[fluid heron]

He's just playing the system he's still funny

been watching him since I was a kid

[slender rock]

okay

23 bucks spent on... electronics nerd shit

screw terminals best used with solid core wires but, eh

stick some fuckin solder on the bish would work just as fine

🙂

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19909994

Happy new year frens

[solar obsidian]

billions have celebrated

[slender rock]

next month will be round 29

[solar obsidian]

someone's birthday finally

[slender rock]

Yeah..

[upper axle]

a buddy of mine just died on his hardcore character in Path of Exile....right after getting a raw Mirror of Kalandra drop.

oof.

(oof doesnt come close to conveying how fucking soul crushing that is)

[narrow lotus]

mine in 21

days

[river zealot]

you had me in the first path

[river zealot]

alo iedy

how are you my friend

[narrow lotus]

alo hiii artyom im good , i have ate like a pig and went to sleep at 5am

how about u

[fluid coyote]

i just realised my birthday is in 3 days

[solar obsidian]

really?

[river zealot]

ate chickien marinated in honey in soy sauce

drank pepsi

went to sleep at like 2 am

[upper axle]

the fucked up part is that this isnt bait

i just watched it happen live in the vc

he actually cut his hand from how hard he slammed it on his desk

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus happy new year you pula

[river zealot]

i really thought it was closer to 50/50

[narrow lotus]

happy new year ivan bulgarian

[stone blade]

Thank u

[river zealot]

0.48% other

[stone blade]

I wish more copper wire in your household

[stone blade]

[river zealot]

bro who are thos people

[stone blade]

artyom

When are u gonna get the bitches usage report

[river zealot]

vanya your anglish is breaking off

[stone blade]

Nuh uh

[river zealot]

ahh

never blyat

[stone blade]

fat fingers small keyboard

[river zealot]

i got kitties

i dont need no bitches

[stone blade]

He already has some pussy

[stone blade]

da

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KAagYXFI6vA?si=FKsQTdFU76GvMSTq

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-saturday-night-live-saturday-night-live-gifs-ryan-gosling-driving-gif-9908928

me driving to work knowing 2024 will be just as shit as 2023

[tulip ravine]

I started 2024 with an argument with my girlfriend

[fluid coyote]

based

[tulip ravine]

Because I started the “I haven’t eaten since last year” jokes

And it turns out? They piss her off

[clear vapor]

Bruh