🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

you can see how my style improved

the house looks like total dogshit

[placid sail]

y'all laughing but just you wait till Ivanko becomes a world star of architecture and interior design

[stone blade]

3 blocks and thats it

[stone blade]

:I

I'm just telling them man

fk u

[placid sail]

practice makes perfect

give it time

[stone blade]

since we were talking about building

I mean

I've added the fence railings all around

that wasnt there before

also the walls just under the overhang

gives it depth

shoutout to spruce trapdoors and spruce stairs

one of my favourite genders

[placid sail]

I'm not flaming your ass, silly, go get it

[stone blade]

you better not be

[placid sail]

still better than ham narrating his every step in kenshi

if anything, I'd say you should post actual screenshots instead of text tho

[stone blade]

I"M ON LAPTOP

NOT PC

[placid sail]

feels weird to describe a visual design by words

[stone blade]

[placid sail]

common Ivanko L

[stone blade]

I hope you receieve a lot of flowers

pishko qd

[placid sail]

lilacs please

[stone blade]

yes ofc

oh ye forgot to post this

there

no clue what I was going for

looks very chinese

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-rice-fields-gif-18261391

(crops grow faster under natural light Ivanko)

[stone blade]

I didn't ask

they will be imprisoned there

they grow fast enough

[oblique spire]

based

[placid sail]

in Bulgaria, even crops go to prison

and it's asian-themed for some reason

[stone blade]

idk

I wanted to build with mangrove

its a wiiiiideee build

not very long

but wide

[placid sail]

it looks nice

[stone blade]

I didnt want it to be like tall build

so I made it low

meanwhile

the tower on the other side

which is literally like 50 blocks tall

[stone blade]

;d

[placid sail]

a build of one of the guys on our server

[stone blade]

modded

[placid sail]

yes

[stone blade]

da.

[placid sail]

embrace the mods Ivanko

you can't run forever

[stone blade]

who said I hate them

[grizzled meadow]

Us

[stone blade]

fk u

jk

only flowers

❤️

[placid sail]

fk u

no jk

undress

[tulip ravine]

Pepper says good afternoon brainfart

[stone blade]

hi pepper

where is salt

[ruby minnow]

pepper is chonky

[placid sail]

hello pepper's butt

[stone blade]

what a fat ass

GYA-

[tulip ravine]

She keeps following me around and meowing at me

[stone blade]

meow back

[placid sail]

human

feed

[ruby minnow]

the silly cat

[stone blade]

the beat of thatsong

has such a nasty bass line

its insanely good

[tulip ravine]

I got her treats for Christmas

Wrapped them up and she tried eating the wrapping paper

[ruby minnow]

our music teacher is teaching us how to become a DJ now

idk how we got there from acoustic guitar

[stone blade]

that beat has to be put in the hall of fame

or something

gotta be one of the most legendary beats

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

ya motha

@narrow lotus

[stone blade]

HAHAHA

THEY GOTTA EAT

shut up quinn im posting pics now

[fallow trellis]

what did i do

[stone blade]

nothing

I'm kidding

stay based

[fallow trellis]

im gonna kiss you

💋

[stone blade]

no thats gey

[rancid iris]

accurate bbno$ picture

[fallow trellis]

nu uh

[ruby minnow]

its a goodnight kiss

its not gy

[stone blade]

wdym nuh uh

[fallow trellis]

sick n tired of these haters

i dont rely on clankers

i do the kissing myself

[foggy mantle]

Falco’s Strongest Soldier (Ted) kisses Bulgarian racist(Ivan)

Powered by weeb.sh

[fallow trellis]

no anime

im currently feeding stray cat mom whose kids died

she eats slow

apparently her name is moo moo she got a collar on so idk anymore

shes been arpund here for 6 months already

dont got cat food so im feeding it dog food

[crimson flame]

fake cow

[fallow trellis]

not a cow

is a cat

[crimson flame]

no thats a car

also infected ears

you should take her home

[fallow trellis]

oh fuck r u serious

i tot some other cat fucked her up or something

it was worse a few days ago and some of it dissapeared

i tot it was just wounds or something

i should bring this cat to a vet

[narrow lotus]

Absolutely real

[stone blade]

what a weird dog

maybe he speaks spanish

[oblique spire]

i reckon he does

or what if he speaks bulgarian

[stone blade]

EEE KOMSHU

ZDRAVEI BE KOTARAK

iedy with the 43 year old dad react

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-andrei-ba-ai-sami-bag-pula-uu-la-el-ma-hii-gif-17667417

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/avoiding-friends-gif-23785827

[narrow lotus]

me going to bypass the cashier line at LIDL because i know how to use the fast credit card one instead

[quaint ore]

I fucking love how lidl sells bootleg cola and normal coca cola next to each other

[narrow lotus]

LIDL is for everyone

[quaint ore]

Freeway is kinda good doe

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925023378304294964/999369012343476234/caption.gif

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

[stone blade]

I found old picture

of my sorting system

[stone blade]

before the sides

[stone blade]

what a sunny day you say?

great weather

[narrow lotus]

So what if it's a meteor shower and literally end of the world?

Back in my day we went to school anyway

[stone blade]

go outside , garbage outside of the garbage bins , drunk gypsies begging for money , a building crumbling

yes

youre sick and you can barely move?
your mom: idc if youre sick you can be dying but youre still going to school

[quaint ore]

felt this

MM yes

-20 degrees

[stone blade]

thats warm

wdym

[quaint ore]

Yeah

Or a fucking bomb threat

school pulls everyone out, but places us all close enoguh so we would all die from shrapnel caused by explosion

[stone blade]

nah bulgaria and romania can be bombed and nothing would change how the cities looked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1177582356824068167/y2mate.com_-_The_ORIGINAL_CUCUMBA_Video_Macka_Bs_Medical_Monday_480p.mp4?ex=65730808&is=65609308&hm=83a09bfcda3f9ac6700a23b18a42d879233843cf2e72412f560d9e97ee136a7e&

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551719406011416591/1189916795952431114/IMG-20231210-WA0000.jpg

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1176428616624644136/mingdynasty-5-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.mp4?ex=656ed587&is=655c6087&hm=050f8f3de524c81acbf94d27fe9222016180b7e05cb47b86b9720fe16166cf94& @narrow lotus

xinlaopei

[livid pond]

going outside on a walk to see the natural commie block formations 😍

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889580699873583145/907703397484986408/sliven.mp4

GYPSIES ALOOO

[quartz saffron]

Heres the original lol

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074719811264851998/1187406808499879977/3111548D-5E0F-43C5-8CE4-CAF70BD5050B.gif?ex=6596c5c4&is=658450c4&hm=28776ab0e77a6777db190806fe6f3ada7595525ead5e5ebd69656fb72d7a4b00&

[solar obsidian]

[weak jackal]

hi delight!

[narrow lotus]

BRO

I KNOW THIS SONG

[stone blade]

I mean

[solar obsidian]

[quaint ore]

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqNn1Zj3uM0&ab_channel=AmiralMusicOfficial

ALO IVAN LISTEN

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/-Vw5v3mR68Y?si=Nmt9Mx2SdVcDV8B3

[solar obsidian]

hello

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-atelier-ariane-wave-gif-5388803865154598179

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus theyre so similar alo

but the actual song is by tony storaro

[stone blade]

bless him

[narrow lotus]

ye , they like to copy other popular songs

like Azis

[quaint ore]

CIA

Bottom text

[stone blade]

ay

dont talk bad about azis

na maikati

what is bulgaria known for?
Yogurt?
roses?
insanely strong weightlifters?
no.

https://youtu.be/BplsGX5eLLo?si=JKUL6mxnWbG2NVgL

this guy

this motherfucker

[weak jackal]

the voices

[stone blade]

is know all across the balkans

[weak jackal]

ivan loving the new pfp

very slick

[stone blade]

I'm talking

shut up

[weak jackal]

oh

[stone blade]

let me finish

@narrow lotus people in other countries have 0 clue what he is singing but everyone is jamming it out

PEOPLE IN GERMANY KNOW HIM

[stone blade]

ok i'm done

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/510918361144885248/838713375655329802/image0-1.gif

[stone blade]

sorry ❤️

[weak jackal]

you could of said it a bit nicer but i appreciate the apology

[stone blade]

hi

[placid sail]

he couldn't

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xa7Dp3-eYA

[stone blade]

I'm sorry

[placid sail]

he vulgarian

[weak jackal]

anyway warframe meme wahoo

[stone blade]

I'm not vulgarian

na maikati

[weak jackal]

truuuu

[placid sail]

yes you are

[stone blade]

mirishestata skrumriiska putka

[placid sail]

vulgarian bulgarian

[stone blade]

ei

EI!
|

[weak jackal]

me n ivan

[stone blade]

mlukni be

[stone blade]

us fr

ah yes

AZERBAIJAN

ofc

[weak jackal]

they just making up places now fr

[stone blade]

mm

[weak jackal]

yeah i'm from the "Baltic states" be fr you made that up

[stone blade]

do u forgive me samantha

[weak jackal]

yes you were very sorry and meant it

[stone blade]

mhm

[stone blade]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROMANIA

@narrow lotus

[weak jackal]

Romania is cool (not biased)

[stone blade]

his influence is unmatched tbh

Bulgaria has a population of 7 million

this song has 147 Million views

Im shitting

[robust cove]

Who tf is Brian

[magic tartan]

cancer demo

[prisma quiver]

We got caught by some dude while trying to climb trough a window into another nearby building

[prisma quiver]

So we ran, jumped a fence and went to the railroad tracks and hid for a while

I recorded a 22min video of us exloring the factory, surprisingly abandoned even tho there were so many cars

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008862394468028466/1055739462363140106/ezgif-1-abc5e77ef1.gif?ex=6597a6fe&is=658531fe&hm=827efe22b4f3b73c68a2e1a63a92535d1aaaeb40ed62eee1d38f3608eb76e9ba&

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1740233365977243648/vid/avc1/404x720/F1210WkBCNIOEJfG.mp4?tag=14

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

"Children are non-combatants" sure they are game

[fluid coyote]

in real life they sure are

feel free to kill children guys

[true sedge]

reddit

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 890b828dcc424e109fb22cab5d459fcd

[heavy peak]

Its official

That command is fucking dead

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 34d5ad9fa72d41cb8c462521a9ad8984

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fix-futurama-help-fry-fixit-gif-4525230

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus

[foggy mantle]

An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: c52d1bf84be04c9ebdfa285362f61fc3

[oblique spire]

skill issue

[foggy mantle]

An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 4041ba528df5481bad8e5563177a03f2

Powered by weeb.sh

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[eager igloo]

Congrats to me, I watched a single factorio video and now I want to play it instead of doing stuff I need to do

Fucking delight I swear

[gusty willow]

can you say you're ... delighted

[storm stream]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1740231114327728430

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779803909668864011/1189825390345211995/Snapinsta.app_video_335818080_898876074770647_992355028800006514_n.mp4?ex=659f923e&is=658d1d3e&hm=b9a10e243fd350b825c2416134c50e183e0e0c57f577d47e57646b1b8cfc67cd&

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478355256099733514/1189950189767770182/Vidinsta_Instagram_Post_658d9114206f4.mp4?ex=65a00679&is=658d9179&hm=54c638c1956139baff8cf36ad0f3001ec73115ee5b0b1aa93211ae1a1023dfdc&

[clever python]

The reason RoN's SWAT team is so "under funded" is that I'm spraying 300 rounds of 5.7 every mission

[atomic crane]

EVERY mission?

[gusty willow]

@grizzled meadow grok calling you out

[atomic crane]

"Alright Team we got some underprivileged black youths addicted to meth robbing this convenience store for drug money"
*loads fresh 50 round mag into P90

[ruby minnow]

i want to give a gorilla an ak and watch the results

[solar obsidian]

i cant even ask @placid sail for a cigret 😔

[clever python]

We don't get the CS budget for next year if we don't use the CS grenades for this year

(my actual day job is procurement for the FBI)

[gusty willow]

i dont believe you

why would you announce that on a discord server lol

[clever python]

Because I get immense satisfaction letting people know I'm being paid $110k/year by the feds to take a shit and browse discord

And that's before a military disability check. I love capitalism 😎

And when I go home to "telework" at noon I'm gonna shoot more poors in ron

[gusty willow]

how can i also get this job? asking for me cause i wanna poop and discord

[clever python]

Do you have a Bachelor's degree and/or are you interested in military service

Do you have at least 2 years of college done?

[gusty willow]

im disabled so no mil service and i have some college yea

[stone shoal]

The Counter-Strike grenades?

[eager igloo]

Ew, fed

[stone shoal]

This dude lives CS2

[clever python]

"disabled" is such a catch all these days, but I'll take you at face value if you don't want to divulge specifics.

If you are interested in finishing college, with at least 24 credits of business or business related subjects (math, accounting, leadership, etc), you could look into the Air Force PAQ/Copper CAP programs, the Corps of Engineers Civil Pathways program, or similar.
There are opportunities to be a working intern (so crappy pay plus you still gotta do a school, but the government pays for school) and at the end you are offered a job as an 1102 contract specialist series civil servant. You do that bitch work for 2-4 years and earn a warrant, making you a Contracting Officer, and then you can either stay for the retirement at the end of 20 years or do what I did, and become a government contractor who manages government contracts

I don't know what CS2 is :)

[clever python]

"Tear gas"

[gusty willow]

ddisabled as in i was hurt on the job and cant function properly. doctors put me at 100% disabled

[stone shoal]

So you're a glowie, but not a gamer? Never heard of Counter-Strike?

[clever python]

No, I'm just not used to CSGO being called CS2

[stone shoal]

Eh, same to be honest.

[clever python]

For some reason my brain went to Crusader Kings 2 but those letters obviously don't match up

But I warn you, the price of a comfortable life as a lazy pos government contractor is paid in blood. The blood of being a government bitch while you build your resume lol

[gusty willow]

so i can still do this if not a current student?

[clever python]

But the VA pays me for being sad so it's all good

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/таинственноедерево-мдроедерево-25-дерево-тебе25-gif-26895001

[clever python]

No, like I said, you would have to be willing to complete school. But the govt would help you pay for school in exchange for working for the govt

[gusty willow]

so if i wanna complete school and do this how could I?

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

hole fuck he is alive

[clever python]

Yes, as long as you are okay with your degree options being limited to what the government is interested in (business majors and STEM mostly).

[gusty willow]

i was going for Mechanical and Aeronautical but got to debt ladden

[stone shoal]

Your SSD is doing a slippy

[clever python]

Well if your heart is in that direction, then something like the Department of the Air Force PAQ program is probably more up your alley

I think PAQ is for scientists, engineers, etc

[river zealot]

gonna get a Kingston KC3000 1TB M.2 for new year

[clever python]

And CAP is for shit like I do (procurement)

[gusty willow]

man id do either lol

[clever python]

I'm happy for you :) Merry Christmas to yourself

[hasty dove]

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/743127/a-is-for-alien-an-abc-book-20th-century-studios-by-golden-books-illustrated-by-the-disney-storybook-art-team/9780736444842

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

Tree*

[clever python]

I got my little brother a whole gaming computer and I'm glad that he's enjoying it, but he doesn't really know what any of the numbers or anything means

So he's texting me all the time like "I got 5000 fps on the loading screen is that good?" and it's like...

I mean it isn't bad

[river zealot]

how old is he

[clever python]

10

As of like a week ago

WTF I can't say a Muslim prayer

[river zealot]

yeah

[clever python]

Thanks automatic filter bullshit

[river zealot]

you cant say gey

either

1984

[clever python]

I want to say as Allahs will, we will be brothers highest

I'm an ordained minister you can't suppress my syncretic religious speech

That's 🫃🏼

[uncut obsidian]

i want to say as Moderators will, you will be muted for religious talk

[clever python]

I want to say as Fed will, I will get your neighborhood addicted to crack

So

Yeah

[solar obsidian]

how do u count them? 🤔

[eager igloo]

Beees

[eager igloo]

Are they longer than standard bees?

[pale ingot]

any true stalker gooners in the chat

[clever python]

Yard sticking probably

[pale ingot]

how do i finish the surveillance quest without having to kill the scientists or is it just how the quest is intended to go

i followed them up to the floating house anomaly and there was 1 soldier who was a slow ass so he took longer to get there, but in total there was only the 2 scientists and 1 soldier so idk if that has something to do with it

im just gonna roll with it ig

[placid sail]

not giving your sarcastic ass a hit of my vape

[sage otter]

Hi chat !

https://tenor.com/view/hi-babybeans-babybeansdesigns-cat-hi-cat-hello-gif-11694844958654797346

[placid sail]

bonjour chat

[solar obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[midnight tree]

literally me

[crimson flame]

i thought its a rice cooker

[placid sail]

this'll teach you not to mock my slightly less unhealthy smoke habits

[crimson flame]

cringe ass vaper. go swallow down the smoke.

[placid sail]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/take-no-shit-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-19763542

[solar obsidian]

[heady crow]

spit instead of swallow

smoke stogies

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

I put the ciggy in my nose
block the other hole and inhale

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to ivan_5kov

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[crimson flame]

follow this based man

[solar obsidian]

finally, a normal haircut

[stone blade]

EY

[heavy swallow]

is it really

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

MORTI MATII

[heavy swallow]

huh check that out

i cant express my sexuality on the servert

thats funny

[stone blade]

SUGI PULA NA MAIKATI V USTATA
DA TI PIKAQ NA GROBA DA TI SERA

sorry

[stone blade]

I meant flowers

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skull-skull-skull-spinning-spin-spinning-gif-9100477621967381038

[heavy swallow]

blud you just say gae in any other language besides english and it will work

[stone blade]

хехе Гей

[heavy swallow]

exactly, whatever that means

[stone blade]

are you perhaps

retarded

[heady crow]

hes in this chat

[stone blade]

not you bruno

[heady crow]

what do you expect

[stone blade]

also hi bruno

haiii

[heady crow]

i know, dont worry ivan

[heady crow]

heyyy hii ^^

[stone blade]

idk sometimes I worry

[heady crow]

whatsup big dawg

[stone blade]

nm

Got haircut today

all the ladies are wet

[heady crow]

you dyed it again=

?

[stone blade]

men included

[stone blade]

yes

[heady crow]

what colour

[heavy swallow]

can i get some psychological support please

[stone blade]

red again

no

fk u

kys

[heady crow]

thats nice

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail, doesnt that cheese look yummy?

[heady crow]

red suits you well dude

[heavy swallow]

ty i was having a bad day :)

[stone blade]

Blue used to be nice

but it looks green

after it fades

[heady crow]

i mean, its alright

[stone blade]

red just stays red

[heady crow]

i like red on you better

[stone blade]

same

my mom likes it more too

[heady crow]

you got the right skin colour for it

[stone blade]

what

[heady crow]

thats the most important part

[heady crow]

you heard me

[heavy swallow]

amalgamation

[stone blade]

that implies that there's a bad skin color

ALO

[pale ingot]

bayboy say say he wanted to get his jionmion jigglasnap apaidn a futlmanutlnsees

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1167376101543260230/ou2lbhbczue91.gif?ex=654de6b7&is=653b71b7&hm=ad8d30299cf05e92cef1df2bee7676389a2711ccdf440af138cb5f383d5d7b2f&

[heady crow]

yes and no

https://www.thelist.com/20621/best-clothing-colors-skin-tone/

[stone blade]

same

guys

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-proof-gif-20850772

[stone blade]

why is everyone talking about womens rights
I prefer talking about womens wrongs

[placid sail]

delight, you will not get a hit from the cabbage of the gods

whatever you'll try

[stone blade]

@heady crow u like the pfp

its literally me

[pale ingot]

sorry list too long we'd be stuck here until the heat death of the universe

[heady crow]

yes

[stone blade]

I fucking love

how stupid this cat looks

with the clips on the top

[heavy swallow]

i dont understand

[placid sail]

it's a good thing there's no women in gamma, otherwise your blatant sexism would have been a problem boys

[stone blade]

who asked you

[fallow trellis]

the link doesnt work wtf

[heavy swallow]

hip in question:

[heady crow]

what happened to alice anyways

[river zealot]

autism

[placid sail]

hip being present in gamma proves that grok is not based at all

[stone shoal]

Me on my way with an RPG to rookie village:

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/ContentSludge/status/1738400538528473323?s=20

[stone blade]

mayhaps

[heavy swallow]

amalgamation of shitposts

[placid sail]

went too racist too fast, got into ███████

[frail scaffold]

where my little big planet homies at

[heavy swallow]

right here

[fallow trellis]

🖐️

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[stone shoal]

I remember literally nothing about LBP and I had a PS3

[heavy swallow]

i played littlebigplanet on the ps vita 💪

[stone shoal]

It was the most nothing game

[frail scaffold]

i still have it on my vita

in fact i pirated every dlc

[fallow trellis]

i made sex on little big planet thats all i remember

[heavy swallow]

i lost my fuckin vita and i got it when i was like 4

[fallow trellis]

i can understand why you lost it

[frail scaffold]

i made a level that i poured my soul into on little big planet psp and it got 2 and a half stars and i cried so hard i pressed my belly button till i passed out

[placid sail]

I once tried to play littlebigplanet with my friends while being high, and none of us could make it past the main menu

[heavy swallow]

i had it up until i was 10

my mother sold it i believe

[heavy swallow]

idk who the fuck told her though

[fallow trellis]

penis in the vagina littel big planet, i even learned how the motor things work for the parts to gyrate

[heavy swallow]

i had completed nfs most wanted on the ps vita with like 16,000,000 points

no dlcs tho

[fallow trellis]

i made the biggest peckers i could with the world limit in lbp

[heavy swallow]

why is discord so obsessed with cats

i do not understand

[fallow trellis]

because it gives you a tax refund at the end of the month

[fallow trellis]

but its usually governments that have internet laws

like britian or china

[heavy swallow]

no it doesnt

also america

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/modsoffline-zemo-zemo-mods-offline-dancing-zemo-zemo-dancing-gif-21225734

[crimson flame]

why are you not obsessed with cats
i dont understand you

[fallow trellis]

u dont pay taxes i can tell

i can also tell the irs

but im not a bitch

[crimson flame]

go ahead

im ready

[fallow trellis]

no im talking about the other guy

[solar obsidian]

damn, man, take a break

[heavy swallow]

well having an obsession with feline creatures in the first must have been inspired by something as compared to just not being obsessed with cats. were not born liking cats y know, so naturally, i'm curious to know what fuels your desire to obsess over cats

[fallow trellis]

i knew u dont pay taxes since the day i joined this discord

[fallow trellis]

you have that tax evasion phenotype

[solar obsidian]

i knew that before he was born

[fallow trellis]

nu uh

[solar obsidian]

yuh uh

[fallow trellis]

brother im telling the truth

[heavy swallow]

i would be able to defend my standpoint however, but not liking cats, nor liking them, leaves me a neutral stance, meaning i cant really defend my argument

[fallow trellis]

its the holidays

[fallow trellis]

why would I lie during the holidays

[sage otter]

Toxoplasma Gondii

[fallow trellis]

that brings bad omen for the harvest next month

[heavy swallow]

what

[fallow trellis]

Gondii s nuts in ur mouth

[sage otter]

[crimson flame]

bruh my computer is hibernating on the last 4 hrs lmao

i took a nap

[heavy swallow]

oh shit i see why everyone is obsessed now

its because of the infection

[sage otter]

Was abt to give a tldr but I’m glad you were faster to Google it so now I don’t have to

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

thank you

for the compliment

[heavy swallow]

no no it makes sense

[sage otter]

Not solely from the infection but yeah

[gusty willow]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1469610/Last_Train_Home/
Any of you seen this / played it?

Steam

Last Train Home

Embark on a desperate mission through the depths of a war-torn wasteland. Your goal is to guide Czechoslovak soldiers back home onboard an armored train, but the path ahead is fraught with peril. Caught in the middle of a brutal civil war between Russia's Red and White Armies, your unit must remain in fighting shape, managing what little resourc...

Price

$39.99

Recommendations

1463

Metacritic

80

▶ Play video

[heavy swallow]

ive seen it

[fallow trellis]

would u like to get money?

[heavy swallow]

it looks shit judging by the price

[fallow trellis]

would you like to get money from the government

[gusty willow]

Looks like a better version of company of heros

[fallow trellis]

clean, unlaundered, money

imagine you dont have to pay the government but instead they pay you

[sage otter]

From what I heard it’s decent but it’s not groundbreaking in any way

[crimson flame]

they're dumb, silly and sometimes very loving. also doesnt require a lot of physical energy to take care of, unlike most dogs

[heavy swallow]

its literally just a spinoff of coh3

[fallow trellis]

no wires, no bugs, no cia

[gusty willow]

The story looks cool

[heavy swallow]

im also neutral when it comes to dogs

[fallow trellis]

just simple money, like a hard days work pay

[gusty willow]

Ah I'll wait for it to be discounted then

[heavy swallow]

i just dont understand the unpersonable traits of cats

[fallow trellis]

thats what tax refunds are

[sage otter]

No idea about that, but even if there’s 0 innovation it might be worth a try if the story is good

[crimson flame]

[sage otter]

30€ tho

[fallow trellis]

its fucking ture

true

I got that shit once

[heavy swallow]

what are you yapping about

[fallow trellis]

tax refunds

[heavy swallow]

stop talking about taxes

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[sage otter]

More talking less paying

[gusty willow]

Wrong. It's my own money coming back to me. Not new money

[heavy swallow]

i think this cat thing is getting to me

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shaking-radlcies-gif-24378563

[fallow trellis]

im telling you, if you make posts about liking cats on the internet you government picks that shit up and they give you a tax refund at the end of the month

[gusty willow]

You are wrong. Cats are very personable

[crimson flame]

i have heard westerners can have this but i dont trust my govt enough to be true

[fallow trellis]

in this day and age thats a blessing

[heavy swallow]

i beg to differ

[sage otter]

Then beg

[crimson flame]

especially when 99% of the politicians who handles taxpayer money are corrupt af

[heavy swallow]

im begging'

[fallow trellis]

yeah its only to those countries with good cyber law enforcement

like britian or china

[gusty willow]

To have my own money come back to me? I guess. It's like a robber giving you back your credit cards

[gusty willow]

You beg to be wrong than

[crimson flame]

they are not always completely different in personality but dude i havent met many cats and i can see differences between them

[fallow trellis]

imagine working a month, and a portion of that you have to give to the government

but with this its just comesback to you

[pastel quartz]

I played demo

[crimson flame]

exactly, i dont live in those countries

[gusty willow]

But it's money I already earned

[heavy swallow]

and opinions are now right and wrong?

[pastel quartz]

its a good game

[sage otter]

Animals differ as much as human do

[gusty willow]

I can say your opinion is wrong doesn't mean I'm right

[fallow trellis]

yeah but this time you dont have to fight for it

[gusty willow]

I'll try the demo

[crimson flame]

yeah but imo cats are not as personable as dogs bcs of their smaller intelligence. i extremely rarely see dogs irl tho, only from internet and memes

[fallow trellis]

its the peace of mind that no gov op is going to take it and even worse take other things as 'atf' violations

[gusty willow]

I'm surprised they havnt had the thought of taxing the tax returns yet

[fallow trellis]

or whatever that is

[uncut obsidian]

why are you not obsessed with cats

[heavy swallow]

Opinions aren't factual, they are not right or wrong, however when it comes to morality, yes it does. I can say I like dogs, but someone who may have an allergy to dogs may dislike dogs

[fallow trellis]

dont give them ideas

[heavy swallow]

And it can be understood

[fallow trellis]

my opinions are factual

[gusty willow]

To irs, please take all of my money

[heavy swallow]

You can scroll up and read for yourself

[gusty willow]

He's a heathen

[heavy swallow]

dick balls

[sage otter]

Maybe you see less of it cause they are more independent and spend less time hanging by your ankle but having cats since I am 4y.o I can tell they definitely are different even raised the same, in personality, passions food taste etc

[fallow trellis]

i like cats but sometimes some arent cats

[heavy swallow]

the epitome of comedy is finding humor out of male reproductive organs

[uncut obsidian]

you account shall be diactivated for those statements

[fallow trellis]

some cats are filled with wires and bugs ready to record your voice

thats why they spit "hairballs"

[gusty willow]

Di hydrogen monoxide

[fallow trellis]

its just their way of unspooling

like the tapes recorders

[crimson flame]

my 4 cats love to chill and do nothing all day

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-buff-old-spice-black-man-argument-gif-21740024

[crimson flame]

i love them tho

[heavy swallow]

WTFFFF

[sage otter]

Damn you won the Garfield lottery

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802325785436356678/1189981021173731540/SaveInsta.App_-_3226770544274836614.mp4?ex=65a02330&is=658dae30&hm=0b6173463ef3050d009ca2560b07e090d7795631cfb16e9a0e2a127b9fa1312e&

[crimson flame]

he likes cheese for some reason

[fallow trellis]

becareful with your cats

[heavy swallow]

yeah i would hope so. its food

[fallow trellis]

they might be cats, or they might be cats with wires from the cia

[fallow trellis]

either that or its the squirells

i forget

[crimson flame]

thats not a cat, thats a fake cow

[sage otter]

Weird shit my cat likes : basilic, carrots, potatoes, beer, tomato, spinach

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-dog-oh-my-goodness-gif-24115765

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-gif-23395376

[heavy swallow]

i forgot is this channel uhhhh

nsfw

[fallow trellis]

depends

whats the w stand for

[eager igloo]

No way

[heavy swallow]

i love it when dandruff builds up on my headert

headset'

[sage otter]

Why

[heavy swallow]

i have psoriasis on my scalp

[sage otter]

Yeah but why you like it

[fallow trellis]

he loves it since he can use the dandruff

like parmasheen

[heavy swallow]

no i just save it so i can fucking sniff that shit\

[heady crow]

what?

[gusty willow]

...

[fallow trellis]

he said leage of legends

[sage otter]

WTF bro is hitting sebum lines

[fallow trellis]

death

[crimson flame]

tf bro

[pale ingot]

artifact hunting in true stalker got me feeling FUCKING BROKE

[gusty willow]

Korean and not playing starcraft? Banned

[crimson flame]

i mean, better than hitting fentanly and killing yourself, but still

[eager igloo]

False, no one likes playing league

[placid sail]

koreans do play league

[crimson flame]

reminds me if that insane dude picking up random animals in a rainforest at 2am

[placid sail]

and supposedly are extremely racist there

[fallow trellis]

that is false

[heavy swallow]

also the guy just standing 3 feet away from alligators

[heavy swallow]

hes a florida man

[fallow trellis]

league of legends would never harbour such toxic behavior in their community

[placid sail]

[heavy swallow]

i refuse to believe youre real, you say the stupidest shit

[fallow trellis]

fuck man monolith is retarded

[fallow trellis]

you literally never take your pills

[crimson flame]

ZA MONOLIT

[lost tartan]

na monolith

[heavy swallow]

what fucking pills

[crimson flame]

bro you are in brainfart

a place where people fart their brain

[heavy swallow]

oh yeah

[fallow trellis]

everything here, is on you. for the last time take your pills

[fallow trellis]

you need to wake up

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/FnpfAWm8ZDQ?si=MIcWDKG1CBjzI1DF

[crimson flame]

someone stabbed his router

[placid sail]

mods are already on their way to take your pancreas

[heavy swallow]

i posted it before

they said it was fine after i explained it to them

stop being a sensitive little shit ffs

[fallow trellis]

some said pancreas

[placid sail]

bold of you to assume mods remember what was anything older than yesterday

[fallow trellis]

i was watching that

[heavy swallow]

OK

this video will forever be a staple in my collection

[placid sail]

banned for Russian memes

[fallow trellis]

brother you think theyre in ur dr pepper

theyre in cats and squirells

[heavy swallow]

i know

[heavy swallow]

judging by this i wouldnt doubt it

[fallow trellis]

so u agree about the tax refund scheme

that its true

[heavy swallow]

no

[lost tartan]

anyone know the song?

[heavy swallow]

one sec i gotchu

[fallow trellis]

russia was banned after the 1867 Java Earthquake after Surakata and Yogyakarta homes were destroyed in the aftermath

[lost tartan]

huh

[heavy swallow]

fallen memories

the song

[lost tartan]

ayee

thanks

first result on yt

[heavy swallow]

np

[heavy swallow]

i didnt see the bottom bit there and said driver

im clean minded i promise

[pale ingot]

i was wrong.. artifact hunting is gonna make me FILTHY RICH..

[heavy swallow]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

go talk about it over therwe

[fallow trellis]

nu uh

[fallow trellis]

he can talk about that here

[pale ingot]

piss off

[fallow trellis]

speaking of piss

[fallow trellis]

ii can artefact hunt in my kidneys

[pale ingot]

dont go to a doctor bro theyre gonna steal your artifacts

[fallow trellis]

and they have the gall to charge me more money

[heavy swallow]

do you have stoneflowers in there

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck is a stoneflower

is that what you kids smoke these days

[heavy swallow]

wtf are you talking about

its an artifact in stalker you dumb fuck

[ivory palm]

No fucking way

[heavy swallow]

these are modern day yoshis

[fallow trellis]

i have 0 clue what ur talking about

and they say im delusional

[graceful storm]

what are the voices telling you

[fallow trellis]

I loved Ford vs Ferrari

[heavy swallow]

how are you a professional role in this server and not know what the fuck a stone flower is

[fallow trellis]

it was like american psycho and drive combined into one

and I was in it

[heavy swallow]

i personally liked batman

[ivory palm]

How ferrari these nuts in your mouth lmao

[fallow trellis]

i will give you an A for effort

[graceful storm]

bros trying to act as a redditor or is a redditor

[heavy swallow]

you either are one or you arent

[fallow trellis]

as is dictated by aristotles dialogue on the philiosphy of form

you are either are or arent

neither between

[graceful storm]

you are either are or arent

[fallow trellis]

too bad he was a hippie

he could have been a great man

people would have written books about him and talked about his ideas in higher education

[eager igloo]

This vid lives rent free in my head

Just like pango

Even though he died

[graceful storm]

Aristotle is a loser 100%

probably had little feminine wrists

[slender rock]

ugh

[fallow trellis]

im liking the new avatar last airbender but i dont like the person they casted for kataras brother

fuck what was his name

ang?

[slender rock]

Sokka

[fallow trellis]

sokka these nuts

[slender rock]

thats the name

[fallow trellis]

thank you i love you

dont hate me

[slender rock]

nuts

[graceful storm]

is the new one out?

[pale ingot]

pro sidorovich tip: do not sell shit to him

[stone shoal]

Pro Sid tip: Don't buy shit from him

Do people even unironically use Sid as a trader?

[eager igloo]

Cringe

Only newbies do that

[clever python]

Show up late, leave early, charge over time, #govtcontractor

[eager igloo]

On taxpayers money

[eager igloo]

Shut up fed

[clever python]

Damn right

Two federal holidays in the next pay period 😎

16 hours paid time off and we're the ones that shot MLK lmaoo

[pale ingot]

im playing true stalker rn so sadly yes. i dont buy shit from him in gamma though

[placid sail]

I've had a run recently where I've restricted myself to everything below garbage, at least for a while

it was as fun as it sounds

[pale ingot]

selling artifacts to random stalkers is 2x as profitable compared to selling to sid

[clever python]

Plus Sid has all those fucked up looking toys

[placid sail]

oh, you're going about that new stalker mod

I should try that on january holidays

[stone shoal]

Sounds like my usual run as a Renegade

[eager igloo]

I've been doing opposite as Sin

[stone blade]

Anita max wynn

[eager igloo]

So only north

But that was in base anomaly

[stone blade]

hai

[stone blade]

base dick

cock

[pale ingot]

it's good.

[placid sail]

I'll devour anything with a decent plot at this point

[stone blade]

hentai has some decent plots tbh

[pale ingot]

true

[placid sail]

gamma is a good experience gameplay-wise, but god the plot and quests are bland as fuck

[stone blade]

give me a true

[pale ingot]

i sometimes watch porn for the plot just to feel something

[stone blade]

Sometimes wipe with sandpaper just to feel something

[pale ingot]

[stone blade]

I'm fine I promise

[uncut obsidian]

plot of true stalker is... "decent" at the first chapters but it gets better as you progress

the "get knocked out and somehow survive/wake up" trope gets used like 3 or 4 times

[stone blade]

imagine playing stalker for the plot

I play stalker to hunt mutants

fk the plot

[uncut obsidian]

i play stalker to hunt stalkers

[stone blade]

kinda gey

why are you as a man chasing other MEN

very homo of you madi

[uncut obsidian]

to kill them

[stone blade]

aha

[uncut obsidian]

what quest you at rn

[stone blade]

surely

[placid sail]

a mod maker successfully fighting a temptation to make Strelok the protagonist is already big progress

and well

[pastel quartz]

is it petty to have a grudge against people who never kekw react your memes

[placid sail]

without amnesia plot device it would have been problematic to explain otherwise how you already have connections and shit

[uncut obsidian]

surprisingly it does not interact with the original stalker story like, at all
completely different characters

[placid sail]

GOOD

AS IT SHOULD BE. FUCK MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT STRELOK FFS.

[stone blade]

those people dont deserve happiness and respect

[heady crow]

do i download the mod when i get back on my main rig y/n?

[uncut obsidian]

You do get to meet some very major people
But uh
It happens during some quite interesting circumstances

[uncut obsidian]

y

[stone blade]

aloo bruno

[heady crow]

i will trust you on this

thank you Mamo4ka

[heady crow]

hi ivan, whatsup

[stone blade]

alo cori

[placid sail]

[broken topaz]

alo ivan

[stone blade]

alo

:)

[eager igloo]

Omg it's cori

[stone blade]

omg its myshinka

[eager igloo]

Ivan omg

[stone blade]

Hello my favourite psycho poland person

[heady crow]

oh btw cori did you get sub20?

[stone blade]

myshinka omg

[stone blade]

submissive 20?

[heady crow]

yes

[stone blade]

yes

[broken topaz]

no i had 3 runs die on pace on stream and then didnt play again

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-im-sorry-for-you-pastor-clever-gif-16853748

it happens

too bad i missed the yearly stream

[broken topaz]

I was thinking of playing rn

I have all the programs open i just need to hit the start button

[heady crow]

i was hauling ass from helsinki to watch das boot with jackie and co but we didnt watch das boot

[heady crow]

shit i mean

[broken topaz]

no way

[heady crow]

i havent seen you hit the tomb in a while

[broken topaz]

Did you not watch because of the accident?

[broken topaz]

yea me neither

[eager igloo]

Should I play gamma, factorio or xcom 2

[broken topaz]

factorio

[heady crow]

factorio

[uncut obsidian]

Minecraft

[heady crow]

shitpost on main monitor and play on the second one

[eager igloo]

Pls no

:c

[heady crow]

oh nah, we watched the interstellar and then juuso decided "nahh i got work tomorrow lets watch indiana jones instead of das boot"

[broken topaz]

The all die in bowser 3

[eager igloo]

If I play factorio now I risk my thesis

[broken topaz]

minute ahead out of b2

😭

[heady crow]

listen i was hyped up for the 3.5 hour cut

but i didnt get to see it

wtf

[heady crow]

you got this

[broken topaz]

We gotta watch the full cut one of these days

Sometime next year

fr

[stone blade]

mc?

alo

[eager igloo]

And also I will probably end up abandoning gamma playthrough

[heady crow]

listen i got till the 8th

[broken topaz]

oh frick right yea

[heady crow]

drag madzy and jackie into a call and lets watch it

you two can infodump us about ww2 germany at the same time

[eager igloo]

I suck at this time management thingy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-cordell-walker-walker-texas-ranger-yes-agree-gif-18216916156655954417

i gon be out there in the trenches dawg

missing the tarkov wipe

[eager igloo]

Gamma it is

[broken topaz]

FACTORIO

Go

Gamma is cringe

[heady crow]

^

just go factorio

or play cop gunslinger idk

[stone blade]

geyma

minecraft best tbh

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-hop-on-factorio-gif-1607062078251967933

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1189788741653499956/GCYG2chWwAA4Rm2.png?ex=659f701d&is=658cfb1d&hm=3fb6bbcb19fcf7d5bf7f97dbd743d02e43978990365fdef927a1838062a4cc57&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1189788791016263742/6c0.png?ex=659f7028&is=658cfb28&hm=6871df2b7ea1a9eb475490f3898e233f83ecd5d7703f5831c904e432845be769&

[heady crow]

@stone blade you

[stone blade]

gamma is slow
and factorio is for nerds

[sage otter]

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[stone blade]

yeah that sounds like me

hi dina

[atomic crane]

I BEAT YOU BITCH

[sage otter]

Hello Ivan

[atomic crane]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stone blade]

hi