🎪bruh-fart

[finite quest]

what

oh

goobers

idk

we all goob

[slender rock]

hmm

[finite quest]

on my campaign all my guys are rockin tracksuits with gpnvg and skull masks

i hate the team feature where they can get stressed

its realistic but its annoying!

did they add the school shooting level

[livid pond]

yes they did

[pliant hamlet]

I havent played ready or not since the full release looks really neat

[narrow lotus]

everything revolves around sex

[finite quest]

Drip?

tracksuit, skull balaclava, multicam helmet vest and pants

tan nvg with what i think is eyecups

fixed the pants they were ugly

i also got the glory tattoo

the americuh

ill make a black version right quick

[finite quest]

red glasses

[thin goblet]

IM GOONING

[slender rock]

wash your hands afterwards

[undone wave]

Fartsmas eve

[robust cove]

Top 10 Bazingarrey Goon Moments

[toxic sundial]

Vibeo game larping

[mystic bluff]

is chrimas

[toxic sundial]

PayPal me 400$

[zealous oasis]

Can I have your pancreas for it?

[toxic sundial]

You can have someone's pancreas

[zealous oasis]

Drown

[slender rock]

the pants makes them look more fem

so that uh...

idk

[zealous oasis]

But all I want for Christmas is you(r's)

[slender rock]

they did have female operators mod but they fucked up making decent lines for female officers

like damn

[toxic sundial]

You can have one of the hikers who I lure deeper into the woods

[zealous oasis]

Well I get that it is a no. What about your frontal lobe? You do not really need it.

Or your ribs?

[slender rock]

what do you plan to do with them though?

[thin goblet]

https://youtu.be/BqY_NnfAyEU?si=SST4MqOlPRr4Zrvf
Le tacticool gooner Vs actual stalker

[zealous oasis]

Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back. [{(No zey don't)}]

[zealous oasis]

But with what?

[slender rock]

all the organs and stuff

like what are you gonna do with all that?

transplants

cannibalism

profiting off the black market organ trade

[mystic bluff]

nah

[finite quest]

how]

[toxic sundial]

Drats

[slender rock]

fetish? i mean what is the purpose of collecting the body parts

[zealous oasis]

Depends on the part.

[slender rock]

the hips are wider

[finite quest]

baggy pants you retard

[slender rock]

indicating more fem assuming space FOR A UTERUS

bro

[finite quest]

LOOOL

[zealous oasis]

I just need his pancreas and half of your liver.

[slender rock]

they changed the hips

[finite quest]

they did?

why

[slender rock]

idk

the distance is different

[finite quest]

maybe my guy is just curvy

[slender rock]

true

[undone wave]

When that weird marked one guy teleports into your bunker in the middle of your 17 hour goon sesh

[undone wave]

p!translate ru ghost

[foggy mantle]

Original

ghost

Russian

призрак

[slender rock]

"The mask, take it off"

[finite quest]

p!translate ru big cheese wheels in North Ireland

[foggy mantle]

Original

big cheese wheels in North Ireland

Russian

большие сырные колеса в Северной Ирландии

[slender rock]

"Are you ugly LT?"

I kek'd at that

[finite quest]

SIR GET DOWN!

SIR

GET DOWN!

SIR GET DOWN!

https://tenor.com/view/tianaimdrunk-tianaphobia-tianaapplesauce-gif-22873812

[slender rock]

GET THE FUCK DOWN

[zealous oasis]

Can I eat the grenade?

[finite quest]

no

[slender rock]

DON'T MAKE THIS GET UGLY

[finite quest]

plastic isnt good for you

[zealous oasis]

😦

[zealous oasis]

Wait. IED or nade?

[finite quest]

nade

pretty sur ethose have plastic casing

i forgot

[zealous oasis]

Bruh 🗿

[finite quest]

hard metal shell

close enough

[finite quest]

im finding you rn

[slender rock]

Windows XP now

[zealous oasis]

Since when is shrapnel made of bugs?

[finite quest]

go in the hole

[slender rock]

k?

can't fit

[finite quest]

crawl

[zealous oasis]

Squeeze

[slender rock]

its literally 2ft wide

[finite quest]

thats a pretty big hole

[slender rock]

nope

[finite quest]

are you obese

[slender rock]

thicc

but not obese

[finite quest]

same

hm

how tall is it

[slender rock]

well it's a circle

so

[finite quest]

ig 2?

maybe 1ft

[slender rock]

1.5ft

maybe?

[finite quest]

i think you could fit in there

just crawl in there

i think youre fear is getting stuck in there

[slender rock]

shoulders too wide

[finite quest]

lol

[zealous oasis]

Brain rot or brain freeze?

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-happy-smile-lol-gif-16139758

[slender rock]

fucking barrel chest

gonna get stucc

[zealous oasis]

I am going to make a bioreactor from your liver, a personal computer from your brain and I will stir fry your lungs.

[faint shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[zealous oasis]

Mary crisis

[faint shoal]

mry krxmas

[finite quest]

i wnana take off my guys vest

there we go

[slender rock]

remove armor and remove cosmetic

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/202888733463281664/1188584112794120342/chicken_pet.mp4?ex=659b0e37&is=65889937&hm=9762ad20a211f2fba09c8739ac7a0b5cda3d6fbbbb46ca8bbeea25ea492e2f04&

[slender rock]

use only belt

and pistola

[zealous oasis]

Eat pant

[zealous oasis]

Eat paint. Lead paint

[finite quest]

Bada bing!

Sopranos

[zealous oasis]

But honestly. Have you ever eaten offal?

[zealous oasis]

Like lungs?

Fried boar lungs.

[finite quest]

stop with the edgy thoughts this is brainfart

anyways

5 hours til christmas

[zealous oasis]

What?

[zealous oasis]

I am already after.

[finite quest]

looks pretty neat right

blur

@slender rock

[zealous oasis]

Tis a genuine question my Lord.

[slender rock]

it's missing ATF or FBI

[zealous oasis]

Have you ever eaten organs. And were they prepared by a competent chef?

[finite quest]

i carry like 20 flashbangs so im rocking goggles

[slender rock]

then you're ready to shoot... everything

[finite quest]

atf

is there dogs in game

other then the dead dogs in gas station

[zealous oasis]

People have a very weird and unhealthy idea about meat.

[finite quest]

atmega

[slender rock]

new mod idea? 👀

[finite quest]

THIS IS BRAINFART

NOT PHILOSOPHY

[zealous oasis]

Yea

[finite quest]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zealous oasis]

Bruh

How is this philosophy

[zealous oasis]

I am asking a weird culinary question

[finite quest]

philosophizing about vegans

[zealous oasis]

Nah

About the industrial revolution

[finite quest]

i am killing you

[zealous oasis]

How it ruined the relationship with meat

[finite quest]

• jerma

sheesh @slender rock

[zealous oasis]

Literally. People don't have to kill anymore. Meat just comes out of nowhere. And it's a long story, but people consider organs to be yucky. But that's just wrong

[slender rock]

close enough

[slender rock]

me after being chased by dogs, boars and bloodsuckers

[finite quest]

crimbas is skulking

get down here now! you inbred trash!

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-arthur-morgan-van-der-linde-gang-gang-gif-26945028

[zealous oasis]

Booze from 1986 am I going to die?

[slender rock]

nah

vintage

[finite quest]

why not 1800s

[slender rock]

chug it

[finite quest]

get navy strength rum

hit rock bottom

[zealous oasis]

What?

[slender rock]

it's polish

[zealous oasis]

What ia

[finite quest]

navy strength is like very strong alcohol

[slender rock]

what is that text

at the bottom

idk

[zealous oasis]

What is?

[slender rock]

the bottle idk

[zealous oasis]

You mean like spirit?

[finite quest]

ig

im too young to drink

[zealous oasis]

Bruh, it's Slovakian or something

[finite quest]

your guess is better than mine

[slender rock]

even better, drink it

[zealous oasis]

That ain't Polish, believe me

[slender rock]

it'll be mostly battery acid

[zealous oasis]

That's weak

[slender rock]

just drink painthinner

🙂

[finite quest]

wow!

some brand with smashed keyboard for its name is the strongest alcohol

[finite quest]

chug that

[zealous oasis]

Did

[finite quest]

what is wrong with bros thumb

[slender rock]

what happened to your thumb

[finite quest]

bro burned it

[slender rock]

[finite quest]

or cut it

it looks burned

[zealous oasis]

That ain't the company, that's the name of the stuff

[zealous oasis]

The zone

[finite quest]

same thing

[slender rock]

Nah nah no bullshitting

forreal what happened

[zealous oasis]

Ever heard of one man one jar?

[finite quest]

fuck around and find out

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

I am sad they don't have the Rhodie special

[finite quest]

oh i get it its shit on your finger

LOOL

[zealous oasis]

Get ready for "one hand one jar" too much retard strength, I fuxking broke a jar in my hand, on accident

[slender rock]

SHORT SHORTS in Rhode brushstroke and FAL

[slender rock]

did you think to run it under hot water first

[zealous oasis]

What

[slender rock]

😐

this is a glass jar, with a metal lid right?

[zealous oasis]

The jar? It was empty, I was just recycling it. Removing the lid

[slender rock]

yeah

[zealous oasis]

And it broke

[finite quest]

just hit it with a hammer

[slender rock]

-.-

[deep topaz]

Melt down the glass into a new jar

[finite quest]

true

[zealous oasis]

I use too much media, I called 911. I am grom EU -_-.

[deep topaz]

911 a piece of glass broke in my house

Bring fire rescue

[zealous oasis]

Yea, but its hard to make a seable jar. The best I ever got was a vase

[deep topaz]

Sealable is one thing, but you can use the lid to screw on the "track" for the lid

Or use a small poker to draw the line

[zealous oasis]

I went on foot to the hoptal, lost so much, they had to hook me up to a bag.

[deep topaz]

Better yet, spin it on a pottery wheel and just hold the poker level

Did you slice your artery or something

[zealous oasis]

Tell me you never worked with glass without telling me you ever worked with glass

[deep topaz]

I'll have you know I've broken a bottle or two

[finite quest]

i love creamchip beef

so yummy

[zealous oasis]

Idk, almost passed out, call me retared but JoJo kept me awake

[deep topaz]

Shit on a shingle

Buy a tourniquet dummy

[zealous oasis]

Walked for like half an hour, with a tourniquet

[zealous oasis]

Schwong

[slender rock]

Schwang

[narrow lotus]

Cock

[slender rock]

balls

too

[deep topaz]

A tourniquet would instantly put me to sleep. I can just barely handle it when a nurse ties down my arm slightly for a blood draw

[slender rock]

bro

[zealous oasis]

No butthole since this guy feed's on radiation

[mystic bluff]

lol noob

[deep topaz]

Although

[zealous oasis]

What

[deep topaz]

It could be because they make you fast for like 12 hours

[mystic bluff]

im putting the tourniquet on your neck

[slender rock]

kinky

[zealous oasis]

What

[mystic bluff]

what you say

[slender rock]

what?

[mystic bluff]

wha you say

[zealous oasis]

That would make you pass out?

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/tense1983-gif-24718802

[slender rock]

xD

[deep topaz]

Fasting for 12 hours plus no blood flow to my arm made me almost pass out

Fucking bitch couldn't find my vein

[tulip ravine]

Merry Christmas you absolute tards x

[mystic bluff]

deserved

[deep topaz]

Stupid ass nurse

[mystic bluff]

christmas is cancelled

[slender rock]

from a cut thumb

[zealous oasis]

Really

[slender rock]

Really?

[deep topaz]

Yes I'm borderline diabetic

[mystic bluff]

deserved

[slender rock]

hmm

[deep topaz]

If I don't have enough sugar I get very light headed

[slender rock]

jesus

[deep topaz]

She literally took 10 tries to find my vein

1 minute each

[slender rock]

keep a fucking emergency sugar cubes or snickers

[deep topaz]

Then she brought the actual nurse and she got it first try

[slender rock]

trainee nurse i see

[deep topaz]

Me am Paul blart

[slender rock]

well eh

[zealous oasis]

Or better yet, don't be murican and go to the doctor

[deep topaz]

I had to get blood work cause they were investigating my heart issue

[slender rock]

ah yeah just let me UNBIRTH myself and become.... idk british with my fucking luck

so

nah

we're stuck where we are at bud

[zealous oasis]

Just move from that god forsaken place

[slender rock]

hard to move when you're poor tho so

[zealous oasis]

Anywhere is better than Detroit or Oklahoma

[slender rock]

doesn't include California

💀

[zealous oasis]

Such a hellhole I literally wiped that memory

Never ever have I seen so many homeless people

[slender rock]

you didn't wipe hard enough

[zealous oasis]

Nah, you brought it back

Curse you

[slender rock]

massive issue in San Fran, LA and starting to be here in Sacramento

[zealous oasis]

Yea

[slender rock]

been homeless for a year and half

fucking worst time

[zealous oasis]

The most poor and the most rich in the same place

[deep topaz]

Misery loves company

[zealous oasis]

Oh shit

[slender rock]

I wasn't alone, had mom with but it wasn't great

[zealous oasis]

The worst that ever happened to me is tame in comparison. Other than the hand I had other accidents, work related

Walked with a broken leg etc

[uncut obsidian]

Who r u

[slender rock]

shared housing is okay, but having shitheads move in who are mentally fucked or careless

[zealous oasis]

But i can't even remember it that well. Being homeless must be a nightmare

[deep topaz]

Funny meme aside, making it wild adds the Wild hot sauce. Which is almost the hottest sauce they sell

[slender rock]

services are fucked

people don't give a shit

[zealous oasis]

A powerful microntroler

[deep topaz]

There is nothing worse than moving in with someone that has no regard for their environment

[slender rock]

then you fucking pieces of shit who are homeless lose their humanity end up living like animals

then people see that assume all of them are that.

at least did some college classes during that time

[zealous oasis]

Can't imagine loosing my dignity

[slender rock]

used the gym and showers so community college students you get an advantage over the main homeless population

yeah having car makes it eaiser

[zealous oasis]

I could loose my legs, but not that

[slender rock]

yeah

now the other issue is housing

[zealous oasis]

That's a mf

[slender rock]

they have to balance people being able to have responsibility to live domestically

[finite quest]

im back

[slender rock]

clean up after themselves

[finite quest]

was making a syntha 6 birthday cake milkshake with some oreo in it

[slender rock]

but a lot of that turns into horder dens

[finite quest]

are we talking about dirty people rooms again'

[narrow lotus]

depressionfart

[slender rock]

yes

[finite quest]

oh shit

i have other tale to speak of

so my dad had this friend right

anarexic dude

weighed like

80 pounds

[slender rock]

@narrow lotus I am a sad fuck. so it comes with the package

🙂

[finite quest]

or like 110

i forgot

but he basically

had random food wrappers strewn across his room

[narrow lotus]

cant say my life is super green right now , but it is what it is

[narrow lotus]

tho i read some of your stuff , thats terrible n

[slender rock]

it do be like that

[uncut obsidian]

you restocked your it is what it is supplies?

[uncut obsidian]

CRUSH

[slender rock]

I been applying for groceries stores

[zealous oasis]

It's what Christmas is for

[slender rock]

and nothing back besides one half away across town

[narrow lotus]

you will get there , baby steps and keep your head up brother

[deep topaz]

If you need a fast job apply for gas stations, stores, and security Jobs

Those have pretty extreme turnover

[narrow lotus]

you trying is already half the job done

dont get disheartenend

[slender rock]

that's night crew so like 9pm to 4am or something.

true

[slender rock]

I am burnt out on college shit

[deep topaz]

Security pays decently well and you usually do fuck all

[narrow lotus]

ye so a laptop and afk in front of a desk because how many customers you can have at 3 AM

[finite quest]

until guys with guns show up

[deep topaz]

Armed guards are the only ones with real responsibility

[slender rock]

stocking shit back on shelves tho

[narrow lotus]

ah if he is college he cant do night shifts

[zealous oasis]

Believe me, you don't want to go that path

[slender rock]

getting shit off of the truck

nah I am not taking classes

I can't do it atm

[deep topaz]

I did security for 6 months but the pay was bad and it was boring

[slender rock]

almost done but mentally spent

[narrow lotus]

i believe you , everytime i go into the Mall and i look at the security guys just walking the whole thing for 6-8 hours

bro i feel depressed

[slender rock]

took forever for me to fix my GPA back to posi

[narrow lotus]

that job sucks man

[uncut obsidian]

the security guards in our dormitory just watch movies on their phones at night

[finite quest]

mustve been fun

[deep topaz]

Don't be a security guard for anything where there's substantial foot traffic. I was a guard for a food warehouse. I did the incoming paperwork for trucks and such

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-intense-stare-looking-at-you-watching-you-gif-6177124

[uncut obsidian]

Become a private bodyguard

[narrow lotus]

In Russia? No thanks

[slender rock]

being homeschooled so there's no record and dipolma's I can get the GED but that shit takes time to do.. and prep for that

[uncut obsidian]

Are you in Russia?

[deep topaz]

If you're ever going to rob a truck, rob a PRIME truck. They carry almost exclusively raw meats

[narrow lotus]

God Bless i am in Romania

[slender rock]

why raw meats

What?

[finite quest]

chimera meat

yum

[deep topaz]

They carry prepackaged meats to grocery stores

[upper axle]

Merry Christmas, all you absolute lunatics in Brainfart.

[narrow lotus]

Just rob a Methylmane train

[uncut obsidian]

God doesn't exist in Romania, they stole him a long time ago

[deep topaz]

Most trucks carry at least one ton of meat

[upper axle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1139655481657409599/1176774534435717152/AChristmas.gif

[slender rock]

i'd take the short cut of miltary but dad was very stern about not us joining and I am 28 going to 29 soonish in feb

[deep topaz]

You can rob one and distribute it to homeless shelters

[slender rock]

👀 not gonna work

[finite quest]

i should return to red dead online and harass people who grief with my mod menu

[slender rock]

although the navy have an IT position open for cyber sec

👀

[deep topaz]

Do not join the navy

[slender rock]

I know

[deep topaz]

I have a friend who got med sepd cause he hates it so much

[finite quest]

join the space force

[slender rock]

I play saturday night arma ops with a navy dude

he's

a lot

[zealous oasis]

Do not join the army

[deep topaz]

You do not know inefficiency and irritation till you have to deal with government paperwork

[zealous oasis]

Don't go into security

[finite quest]

is arma actually worth the buy

[slender rock]

💀 just pull teeth

[zealous oasis]

Don't do anything related with authority

[slender rock]

yes

[finite quest]

and can an i7 7600 and 2060 run it

[slender rock]

yes

[finite quest]

ok

[uncut obsidian]

Become a deputy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/994987799763755019.webp?size=48

[finite quest]

gift me it pls!

jk

[zealous oasis]

I don't know w single person that has send been changed for worse

[slender rock]

you'll never get more than 29.2 fps

[finite quest]

ill refund operator

[finite quest]

oh ok

nvm

[slender rock]

because the engine is like old as fuck

but it's still fun

I am exaggerating on the fps

[finite quest]

ok

thank ogd!

[slender rock]

depends on what you're doing

loading a bunch of shit into a map yeah

[deep topaz]

Arma has the worst servers known to mankind

[slender rock]

for pvp yeah

[finite quest]

arma is kinda sandboxy

right

[deep topaz]

If by sandbox you mean run around in the open with a gun sure

[finite quest]

like gmod sandbox

ive seen clips

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1188636014751789146/image-143-1.png?ex=659b3e8d&is=6588c98d&hm=201d6c7a7d17b3e3eab8400fad5d68505128c8a36222ffbafdad21017959a41a&

[deep topaz]

Arma is what you make of it

[zealous oasis]

What about the Minecraft misunderstanding?

[deep topaz]

Or what someone else makes that you download

[finite quest]

let me watch some clips of arm

[deep topaz]

Go watch old clips of DayZ on Arma 2

The lag is so bad it's funny

Also never ever touch a vehicle

[zealous oasis]

Shave your balls with an 🪓

[deep topaz]

You will atomize the server

[finite quest]

ill get in vehicles then

i needa play more ghost recon wildlands

i got reshade bodycams for it

i have a few pics somewhere hold on

[deep topaz]

Shoot civilians like a real operator

All bones look the same when buried

[finite quest]

trust me i know

anyways

pic from 2 months ago on the 6th

yk that one reshade dude who sells his shit

i found a leaked thing of it

really handyu

used it to make this preset for grw

[finite quest]

those cats better fall

all of them

cmon

[finite quest]

trash

all those cats are def uncomfortable

tiny ass beds

[deep topaz]

Can someone confirm if this is true

[uncut obsidian]

one does

[finite quest]

probably

first tim ei saw this

i laughed

for a good

[remote vine]

I asked for goth gf this christmas and santa didn't deliver

[finite quest]

3 minutes

i feel like getting mad max

havent played that game in

YEARS

[remote vine]

is the game good

[deep topaz]

If you like huffing spray paint

[remote vine]

from what I hear it's okay for a wb game

very forgettable tho

[finite quest]

i have it on my xboxo ne

https://open.spotify.com/track/1LnNC5LlJfLWISdy8tnZw3?si=dff54910b51c40c7

dope song!

Argh.

[river robin]

Mods ban for suggestive content

“Oh it’s not actually porn you just need to watch longer”

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWuwML33ELk

[slender rock]

a lot to unpack here

[stone shoal]

I always forget the context of this

It's Jcshlatt and his girl or something and it's just a funny

[weak jackal]

two streamers. one's personality/character is being a jerk to Minx

[stone shoal]

The little leg kicks he does

[slender rock]

normal typical relationship + fake abuse

idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMt5fav85WY

[undone wave]

What did Schlatt mean by this?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UISMFnm5RtE

[finite quest]

this isnt for honer

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgZZRb_o-OM

[deep topaz]

i had a Monster Cafe Latte today

easily the best one i've had

[finite quest]

thats great but

Explode

[deep topaz]

https://d2iiahg0ip5afn.cloudfront.net/media/monster-energy---java-monster/images-primary/329745305.monster-16oz-2023-java-cafelatte-front.jpg

so yummy

[finite quest]

who is this fat cunt

[finite quest]

chubby boy

[deep topaz]

hate from detroit

[finite quest]

Egg.

bros an oldfart

[slender rock]

yes

[finite quest]

java update

[slender rock]

gen X fart

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/java-error-java-error-floppa-caracal-gif-27579495

[deep topaz]

the one thing that surprises me about monster is that it's not just something coffee flavored

it's actual coffee

they just add in the energy shit

[slender rock]

yes it's real coffee

[slender rock]

Kona monster was alright

[finite quest]

i wish i could shoot that dude

ngl

[deep topaz]

i have that exact keyboard

[slender rock]

I had one too

[finite quest]

i wonder if the desk to the left with the pictures is the desk of a fallen officer

[slender rock]

😦

[deep topaz]

I loved it but i can't use keyboards that ghost after 3 keys

[finite quest]

fuckers italian

what a loser

[deep topaz]

the way i play videogames is so autistic

[slender rock]

which is defined by?

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[deep topaz]

i never move in straight lines i'm always moving at an angle and that's 2 keys at minimum already

[finite quest]

its certain italians

[deep topaz]

add in shift and then I can't use any more keys

[finite quest]

this officer is clearly italian with that bushy ass mustache looking like mario

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[slender rock]

strafing is...

normal no?

👀

[deep topaz]

not strafing, i still angle it to where i move forward

[slender rock]

i mean

[deep topaz]

i just swap between W+A and W+D

[slender rock]

same

around corners and shit to

or covering my 11-10 and 1-2 clock

[finite quest]

no way they added gasmask variants

[slender rock]

so...

[finite quest]

why did noone tell me

[slender rock]

did you grow up playing the old rainbow six's

[finite quest]

what in the scp tarnation is this shit

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-happy-smile-lol-gif-16139758

[slender rock]

or old unreal engine games?

[deep topaz]

try out the 9mm SPC

little bullet hose

[finite quest]

no thanks

i have taste

[deep topaz]

no i grew up entirely on console

I only swapped to PC when I was like 10

[slender rock]

i did both so

idk

hmm

[deep topaz]

I played a lot of crash bandicoot on the ps2

also Tom Clancy's Wargames

I tried Vegas but i didn't know how to progress so I'd always just shoot my teammates

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/ZwAhkW29JZk

[deep topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kJ_6QccnwXY?feature=share

i loved this scene

[finite quest]

oh god this is so swag

they added

hawaiian shirts

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cum-fridge-gif-22354569

augh!

[deep topaz]

john lennon getting smoked in the background is the cherry on top

[finite quest]

LOOL

[river robin]

In December?

[finite quest]

oh my fucking god

party crasher over here

[river robin]

Oh relax it was just a question you spaz

[deep topaz]

man i wish wolfenstein didnt go down the shitter

i loved those games before they took THE MAIN CHARACTER out of the game

[finite quest]

game doesnt take place in december

but it does take place in 2025 Los Suenos

[river robin]

I mean they added it and it’s December right now.
So they added it in December. It’s a December update yes?

[deep topaz]

they need some guns chambered in 6.8 if its taking place in 2025

[river robin]

Can I not point out that irony without you having a fit?

[finite quest]

dooesnt mean the game takes place in december

[river robin]

No shit

[finite quest]

then why bring it up

[river robin]

Because I thought it ironic

Dumbass

[finite quest]

i dont see the irony behind that

hawaiian shirt is tactically swag

[river robin]

They added summer wear in a December update.
How is it not ironic

[finite quest]

why wouldnt they add hawaiian shirts

[deep topaz]

the game probably takes place in spring through fall

crime doesn't happen in the winter months

[finite quest]

probably

[deep topaz]

everyone knows that

[finite quest]

unless its in the hood

you'll get robbed then

[river robin]

Not the point.
The point was winter update they added summer clothes.
And I thought that to be funny and ironic.

[deep topaz]

we call that wealth redistribution

[finite quest]

in the brixley mission the bodycam shows it being like

march or april

[deep topaz]

no crime

[finite quest]

i forgot

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/choppcord-cord-choppcordpop-the-choppcord-pop-gondal-gif-18349388

[finite quest]

is the skull mask too pretentious

soo like

too showy

i cant fucking type

im gonna eat my keyboard

[river robin]

Do it.
Eat the plastic and die of stomach ulcers.

[finite quest]

you bet

[river robin]

Rad

[finite quest]

im gonna take out the insignificant parts of plastic

that have no value to the keyboard

[deep topaz]

theres already plastic in our food

[finite quest]

true

its micro though

[deep topaz]

may as well just eat plastic

[river robin]

Yes
But
Shut the fuck up

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-hungry-hungry-cat-food-microplastics-gif-26525177

[deep topaz]

stop riding my dick like yo name foreskin

[finite quest]

should i get rid of the skull balaclava or keep it

[river robin]

He can’t take the heat

He should get out of the kitchen

[finite quest]

should i get rid of the skull balaclava or keep it

need an answer

[river robin]

Do you like it?

[finite quest]

since it looks cool but doesnt really make sense with a swat setting

[deep topaz]

the bot is answering you

[finite quest]

the bots retarded

[river robin]

Real

[deep topaz]

1984

[river robin]

Answer: do you like it?

[finite quest]

is this a skull 1984 moment falco bot

see

its retarded

shouldve reacted with skull and 1984

but it then

[deep topaz]

oh so now it does it

[finite quest]

reacts with 1984

and no skull

[river robin]

[finite quest]

no skull

[deep topaz]

skull

[finite quest]

see

[deep topaz]

bot is just slow

[finite quest]

the bots setting on fire

[river robin]

I say if you like the skull, keep it, if not, get rid of it

[deep topaz]

what

wheres my skull

[finite quest]

im gonna coinfliop

heads is skull and tails is noskull

[deep topaz]

someone ping grok his bot sucks

[slender rock]

Keep it

[finite quest]

heads

alr

[river robin]

Now why did you go and do that now I have to be devils advocate

Remove the ugly fucking skull mask

[finite quest]

the autoflip of google coin

[finite quest]

sure

[river robin]

That was easy

[finite quest]

it doesnt match with anything but the tracksuit mod i got

[deep topaz]

i think it would be a better idea to have all black the whole way up and down. if you're wearing a face mask with white someone knows exactly where to shoot to hit you in the face

[finite quest]

cheeki breeki

[deep topaz]

also, we have tac helmets, why no full face visors?

[river robin]

If they’re in a position to shoot you in the face before you kill them havent you already fucked up?

[finite quest]

how bout that stalker when he saw the gyat? : baichi wiki!

[deep topaz]

you know what i mean

[river robin]

Yeah but it’s a moot point

[deep topaz]

dont give someone the silhouette of your face for free

[finite quest]

imma go with ryry, get rid of it

it has no practical use

[river robin]

Choose whatever you like.
That’s my worldly advice.

[finite quest]

if you dont wear a mask people will know where to shoot but if you have a mask they wont sorta know but if you wear a skull mask theyll know

[river robin]

And if you’re unsure? Flip a coin. Whatever you find you want it to land on is your answer.

[finite quest]

i have to take a massive shit

anyways

[deep topaz]

if it catches the eye, it can potentially cause problems

someone in full black can possibly blend into the shadows

[river robin]

Wear light up sneakers.

[deep topaz]

bro my asshole hurts so bad

[river robin]

[finite quest]

you ever drop a massive shit and the after feeling is just pain

[deep topaz]

all the time

[finite quest]

same

its agonizing

[deep topaz]

i suffer from hemorrhoids

[river robin]

[finite quest]

i dont

[river robin]

[finite quest]

i just suffer from shitting absolute towers

[river robin]

[deep topaz]

I usually have to lay down for 10 minutes or so afterwards

[river robin]

[finite quest]

stop spamming

pls

[deep topaz]

we're having an intellectual discussion

[finite quest]

does your piss start with 3 streams, 2 or 1.

[finite quest]

fuckin loser

ooo

nice vest mod.

[stone shoal]

✍️

[stone shoal]

Bro's got that diaper vest on

🤮

[deep topaz]

if I just woke up, 3 streams, if it's later in the day, 2

[finite quest]

sometimes i get 4

[stone shoal]

Jfc

Do you have more than one hole

[deep topaz]

there was one time that I got 4 and it was the worst luck ever

[finite quest]

would you rather piss erect for the rest of your life or shit and have pain for 20 minutes

[deep topaz]

all 4 in different quadrants perfectly around the bowl

piss erect

[stone shoal]

Shit and have pain tbh

I already do

[finite quest]

basically this question is have a challenge getting in the bowl or tear yourself open

who doesnt have pain shitting

what i have a problem with is destroying any toilet i come across

LOOOL

[deep topaz]

I already suffer with shitting and i hate it

when you get hemorrhoids taking a shit requires a 30 minute recovery before i can sit down again

[river robin]

[deep topaz]

pray you dont develop them

[finite quest]

i hope i dont

[stone shoal]

I wanna speak more on this but the TMI is strong

[finite quest]

oh

[deep topaz]

its already in the air

if we cared we wouldnt be saying it

[finite quest]

hemorrhoids is caused by constipation and strained bowel movements

fuck me

[stone shoal]

If I could have toilet-destroying shits every time I'd honestly be pretty happy. I'm the kind of alien that shits only once a week

[river robin]

Eat better

[finite quest]

sometimes me

[finite quest]

shhh

you have no part in this shit discussion

exit the channel

[deep topaz]

ryry has obviously never shit

[river robin]

This is my domicile
Bitch

[finite quest]

you wouldnt understand ryry

[deep topaz]

you dont know our pain

[finite quest]

we drop 50 pound logs in our porcelain thrones

you dont

you got it easy

[stone shoal]

Knowing that a week's supply has left the system makes me feel relieved, especially given the most recents have left me very worried I have some kinda constipation from exercise

[deep topaz]

my shits cause osha violations

[finite quest]

LOOOL

[river robin]

I shit often enough that it’s not a problem. I don’t wait for it to build up.
Don’t be a tard, shit smart

[south pike]

Drink laxative from the bottle

[finite quest]

i dont let it build up

[south pike]

Swirly straw

[river robin]

Bro you are a osha violation by default, the fuck are you on about

[deep topaz]

i dont need laxatives, ill just take a sip of milk

[finite quest]

are you lactose

intolerant

[deep topaz]

you dont know actual agony until you mix hemorrhoids and diarrhea

lactose intolerant yes

[south pike]

That's laxative for weak genes

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-happy-smile-lol-gif-16139758

loser1!

[deep topaz]

i used to be tolerant but i grew out of it

[finite quest]

The river of brown.

[south pike]

Kidding lactose intolerance is a combination of genes, exposure, and previous illnesses

[river robin]

You didn’t “grow out of it”
It’s a regression, not a growth. You use it or lose it.

[finite quest]

mfw i breathe while shitting and the shit goes back in

[river robin]

If you have it and don’t drink milk for a long time it can vanish like a fart in the wind.

[south pike]

Micro dose milk

[river robin]

And by long time I mean years and years

[deep topaz]

well i eat cheese constantly so i know that hasnt happened

[finite quest]

same

[river robin]

Damn

Then it’s just genetics

[finite quest]

i ate a bag of cheese last night by the handfull

i was litgerlaly

scooping it

[river robin]

But it is possible to simply lose it through disuse.

[finite quest]

into my mouth

[deep topaz]

our bodies are supposed to get rid of the lactase enzyme after we stop breastfeeding

[south pike]

Certain races keep tolerance easier

[river robin]

He doesn’t have the enzyme skill issue

[deep topaz]

you can just buy lactase pills

[south pike]

Mostly white bitches

[river robin]

This too.
Asians are notoriously known to be lactose intolerant.

[deep topaz]

every white bitch keeps their enzymes cause they drink $10 starbucks coffees every day

[south pike]

Rice milk kinda good tho

[deep topaz]

50% milk 40% sugar 10% coffee

har har im a coffee nut tee hee !!!

[river robin]

He’s projecting his bad eating habits on white people

[south pike]

I don't drink coffee

[finite quest]

and black people, dont call me racist because its true

[river robin]

(He has hemorrhoids)

[south pike]

I don't do a lot of things

[finite quest]

every black friend of mine is literally lactose intolerant

[south pike]

No, them too, you're not wrong

[deep topaz]

theres probably a lot of people who are lactose intolerant but just dont know it

[finite quest]

i chug milk :3

[deep topaz]

milk is such a normal thing that they must think its something else

[south pike]

Not as bad as Asian decent, but far more than Caucasian

[deep topaz]

for example, every time my whitebread family has the shits from milk they think the food was bad, or think they can't handle ethnic food

everyone thinks coffee makes you shit, it's the milk

[south pike]

The latter might be true

[deep topaz]

very little people drink 100% black coffee

[finite quest]

i know my dad does he worships black coffee

and redbull

for some reason

[deep topaz]

partied hard in college

[finite quest]

he drinks redbull for the energy since he has insomnia

[deep topaz]

redbull puts me to sleep

[finite quest]

ofc it does

[south pike]

But caffeine does make you have diarrhea like illness

After like, two or three cups

[finite quest]

last time i drank coffee i had diarrhea for a good day

and a massive headache

[deep topaz]

a standard coffee is 80mg of caffeine i think

one of these java monsters is 200mg

[south pike]

They also stain like grease

[finite quest]

EVERYONE

I found the best mod for ready or not.

https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/3190

[south pike]

Hell yeah

[finite quest]

https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/3175

wtf

the phone case cop

[finite quest]

ill rarely install bal mods now bc they fuck ur fps

[south pike]

I don't understand these memes

I lack anime in my life

[finite quest]

i use to watch jojo but decided that i should be normal

[crimson flame]

Hey guys I want to wish you all a merry Christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don’t even read and just forward to other servers. I don’t like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best league of legends fan discord i’ve ever been with.

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1187971388875739226/Nodders.gif?ex=6598d392&is=65865e92&hm=858a10737b4856410f8f4cdbdad62fe006a9871c09a5423368930533acaef638&

[finite quest]

i want spicy rame

ramen

[deep topaz]

Hey guys I want to wish you all a merry Christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don’t even read and just forward to other servers. I don’t like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best Ratatouille 18+ Roleplay discord group i’ve ever been with.

[finite quest]

tapa tio ramen

[deep topaz]

is it good

[finite quest]

yes

spicy eamen

ramen

wanna see a pic of my cat sinking his teeth into a plastic container of butter

[broken topaz]

amazing

[inland jackal]

Hey guys, I just wanted to tell you all to kys. Discord is full of all of these copy and paste images of LTG telling you to kill yourself now that most people just skip over and just send to people. I don't like that, I like telling you to kill yourself myself, with all my heart.
So that being said. Kill yourself.
||/j||

[deep topaz]

/s

[crimson flame]

1. no
2. most of the time

[crimson flame]

apex predator

[river zealot]

bro responded to a 4 hour old msg

[deep topaz]

necro thread

[crimson flame]

its what shown to me when i switched to this chat lol

discord be like that

[river zealot]

i fly heli

[crimson flame]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IVdaysrIS74?si=Xut74XkmUC6FXURF

[deep topaz]

quit shooting at me in the swamps

[crimson flame]

i will shoot you in the swamps

[river zealot]

im in korea

[inland jackal]

Fly heli in ravenfield.

[finite quest]

losing at life since birth

[inland jackal]

Get the $15 game and fly heli in it

[finite quest]

i meed to shit but im cooking ramen

[deep topaz]

get prototype battlebit remastered

[finite quest]

im gonna combust

[river zealot]

but why

[crimson flame]

battlebit is very slowly going to the milsim route and im all for it

[pure hatch]

Easy as hell

I have way more problems flying helos in WT

Kestros Light Attack Helicopter, my beloved

[river zealot]

almost

[pure hatch]

They need to double down to purge the fucking kids who treat it like CoD. The death of lean spam and the salt from the sweats fueled me

[river zealot]

it will be like squad

just gonna lose a fortune of the playerbase

[pure hatch]

Battlebit during its early builds was more milsim anyway

Glad the devs are going back to their original idea of the game

[deep topaz]

robo lesbians

[finite quest]

i hate having cavity fillings

they hurt alot when u eat gummy bears

[stone shoal]

The Lethal Company dance...

[finite quest]

Yipeee!

i should take this quiz

you can be evil and still have morals

[stone shoal]

Corporate mandated dancing techniques for when you're a soulless automaton forced as a cog into a nightmare machine, but then you find some funny, curiously copyright free tunebox and you can't help but bust a move

[deep topaz]

that reminds me of a time in school that we were having some kind of lesson on the difference between morality and legality

[river zealot]

[finite quest]

is this a baka mitai moment?

[deep topaz]

i got a question wrong at some point and it was like "is it good morals to forgive someone for shoplifting if they were trying to feed their families", and I said yes

and I got it wrong

and in the margins was something like "something cant be both morally good and illegal"

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-damedane-john-yakuza-kiryu-kuze-gif-27688363

Lol.

[inland jackal]

Frrrrr

[finite quest]

I have a bomb planted somewhere in the streets of Vermont.

[pure hatch]

ditch the gunships and give me my little birds

[stone shoal]

I love it when questions are specifically phrased like that

[finite quest]

yes thye can

murdering someone who killed your family is morally good and illegal

unrealistic scenario

[deep topaz]

it is morally good to shit in your hand and fling it at your landlord

[stone shoal]

"Is it morally good to do an illegal thing to feed your family?"

"Well yeah. He's feeding his family."

"BWOOOMP. You were supposed to say 'yes but it's illegal'."

[inland jackal]

Gimmie the lmg that homes in on targets with 100% accuracy and can damage tanks

Not a lot

[finite quest]

schools literally just fuck with you to fuck with you

[inland jackal]

But they can get damaged

[pure hatch]

you know it's fucked when a single Kestrel can kill the Ratte tank

[finite quest]

all the subjects you learn are useless except english and math. maybe science and history. the rest should be fucking electives

[stone shoal]

They ask you to be stupidly detailed at times. Something's obvious to you but they still punish you because you didn't write it down, because you felt it was so fucking obvious that writing it down would be stupid.

[inland jackal]

DAMN fr?

[pure hatch]

yep

[finite quest]

happens to me plenty

[pure hatch]

fly behind the engine and start firing your guns and rockets at it

it's literally the only method i came up with that is reliable in taking that bitch down

[finite quest]

someetimes the teachers word a question in such a vague way that i just skip the questions then argue with the teacher once they put me on the spot about it

[river zealot]

math is only really useful until like the 8th grade or so

or 7th even

[stone shoal]

English class was a pain in the cock because of this. Full of "This guy killed this dude because he was angry because the killed was plowing his wife, specifically 'roughhousing' his wife".