🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

yes

[narrow lotus]

nah im jk , the old people might tho

[stone blade]

they dont have much left its ok

[narrow lotus]

Romania : Gypsy wearing hobo outfit smelling like death - No problem

Kid with long hair and heavy metal band - SATANA , PIERI SATANA , HUAAA , HUAAA

[inland jackal]

im doing the headhunting, best hobby too

🤝

[narrow lotus]

thats a 10

[ruby minnow]

i mean it was the same in Turkey

[stone blade]

the bulgarian word for that isnt even that strong

we call each other that all the time

[ruby minnow]

people might have hunted down the people who like metal because they thought they were sacrificing cats

[stone blade]

as friendly banter

[narrow lotus]

i mean kinda same but da rulez are da rulez

[stone blade]

sorry sorry

[inland jackal]

gypsies are actually cool, yk what they do in serbia?

[stone blade]

no theyre not

[narrow lotus]

no they are not

[stone blade]

[ruby minnow]

gypsies are cool?

[stone blade]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ruby minnow]

what the fuck did you smoke?

[inland jackal]

after they clean german and austrian houses, they sell leftover stuff for cheap here

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

MY BROTHER

AYY

[ruby minnow]

ok guys

which one is better pickpocketer

[inland jackal]

i send pic of german wolfenstein tno, gimme a sec

once opened

[ruby minnow]

Somebody from San Francisco

Romanian

or Gypsy

[stone blade]

a romanian

[ruby minnow]

which one is better

[stone blade]

definitely

[ruby minnow]

type your answers

[stone blade]

they train their kids in special classses

[pastel quartz]

bro imagine being in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat by accident and thinking to yourself "why are these retards talking about stalker in brainfart"

[narrow lotus]

what are u even asking

[stone blade]

someone from SF doesnt even compare

like one bit

[deep topaz]

Man I love the feeling of crawling into a nice cool bed

[inland jackal]

all bought for cheap

[narrow lotus]

Bro they stole my fucking FLOWERPOTS while they were coming to sing christmas songs at the door

[inland jackal]

(yes i bought original triology of sdalker)

[narrow lotus]

Tuz mortii matii

[stone blade]

incredible value

[deep topaz]

Did you get romainia'd again

[stone blade]

those pots are now at the flea market

its over

[narrow lotus]

aye , i have some too , i remember getting nfs pro street and burnout takedown for 5 euros

brand new from store

[inland jackal]

lol mine dont work

its a nice collection piece

tells people i like spending money on useless stuff

yet no money for stalker 2

[slender rock]

sleep or no sleep

[inland jackal]

no sleep

guarana

[atomic crane]

and just like that

it was gone

[river zealot]

The gypsys got him

[inland jackal]

ron is great

[atomic crane]

undercooked and underdelivered but still good game

[wide basin]

https://fixvx.com/MemCardShow/status/1738583505049665605?s=20

[atomic crane]

some folks are considering reporting them to Steam for not delivering the features they listed to consumers

[stone blade]

Played my mom Pop smoke

she liked him

W

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A-IeQk9f4is?si=nnK_RGtXNOQ08mYE

[severe flicker]

Camera man is insanely calm

[atomic crane]

fuck you too buddy

[inland jackal]

@stone blade

[slender rock]

🫶

[stone blade]

thx fam you too

[inland jackal]

also

who else

fuck it lets do this

[atomic crane]

who else shittin +fartin

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[stone blade]

I wish iedy all the best

sugi pula

respectfully

[inland jackal]

so true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePYSkEoT1bg

[atomic crane]

bro i just TUMBLED out of the spaceport

holy fuck

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-fall-down-stairs-gif-13180785

[slender rock]

you ARE the liquer

[stone blade]

terraria did it better

[inland jackal]

yes

[atomic crane]

bro i boosted in my little exploration ship and went like 300 m/s inside the station

[atomic crane]

desperately holding my thrust down button to stop myself flying into the wall

ran into a little hauler ship

[stone blade]

terraria players needing a PHD to remember a single recipe

[atomic crane]

went sideways through the station's entryway mailslot-shaped thing

[inland jackal]

terraspark boots

or ankh shield

i actually know ankh shield recipe

[deep topaz]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wazg6u3ESco you're gonna need this knowledge for when the earth blows up so make sure you watch it gamers

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

cell phone

[inland jackal]

easy

[stone blade]

NAH

those fishing acces

fuck nah

[inland jackal]

fuck that

i have all i need for pda without fishing stuff

on me

[atomic crane]

my caveman ancestors figured it out just fine without youtube

[atomic crane]

(they also suffered a 75% attrition rate learning how to do it the hard way)

[deep topaz]

Yes but they fuck it up many times

Now we fuck it up maybe once or twice and then we good

[atomic crane]

this is the cost of drunk flying

[deep topaz]

This latest cod is dead to me

Niki minaj

[atomic crane]

it never died, it was stillborn

[inland jackal]

bornana

[deep topaz]

The zygote was dead upon the first cell division

[inland jackal]

she has cool song

the one with david guetta

[deep topaz]

What

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[rancid iris]

best cat

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1188419329126043688/togif-1.gif?ex=659a74bf&is=6587ffbf&hm=502bbf9daf7ac94b095b0e922a65e45226358357ea4fae2e153161e29d9ed0f9&

[rancid iris]

nuclear bomb

[stone blade]

+10 defense

[inland jackal]

+20 mana

[pastel quartz]

any insider news on when the new terraria update releases?

[urban wren]

He do be crunching on those sweet uranium

[livid pond]

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

[fluid coyote]

i need more presents

i need more presents

bigger gifts

bigger gifts

[narrow lotus]

thank you happy holidays to u

[somber warren]

Alcoholism is a preferable Option to Communism

[narrow lotus]

True

During Communism : Cheap booze , easy to make , everyone shared cause it was too much

During Capitalism : Shit beer bottle for 3 euros

[somber warren]

laughs in beer cheaper then water

[eager igloo]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

I wish

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/910619.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

transitional stage between communism and capitalism is called Perestroika

[runic kernel]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCCa-0vXcAAQbbw.jpg Hi Mamo4ka Hi CatBites Hi ledy

[stone blade]

hi

[narrow lotus]

https://youtu.be/4KD2hPGkYfU

hello ivan

[stone blade]

Na maikati pishkata
sorry I meant flowers

my fingers slipped

None yall mfs remember when I used to have blue hair

[storm stream]

[runic kernel]

Hi Samantha happy birthday 🎂

[narrow lotus]

nop

show pic

[placid sail]

the funny thing is, 1/3-1/2 of it is legit mods you can install and play

[weak jackal]

thank u my birthday is in 6 days yippee

[narrow lotus]

happy bday @weak jackal

[narrow lotus]

muted for lying

[weak jackal]

wh

remember me

[stone blade]

band

I do

hi samantha

[weak jackal]

hiiii

[river zealot]

Its over

You said it early

Now she is gonna have bad luck for the next 7 years

Or whatever the fuck

[placid sail]

what kind of kardashian celebrity starts to celebrate birthday six days early

come on

[weak jackal]

i'm excite!!!

[narrow lotus]

not my problem

[weak jackal]

i'm celebrating in 6 days not today too

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172916668037607494/ezgif.com-resize.gif

[placid sail]

sigh

fine

you may stay excite

[narrow lotus]

alo BUSY

hi

[stone blade]

true romanian

[placid sail]

hello birb

[narrow lotus]

today i will play Dota for 7 more hours

[stone blade]

if he doesnt benefit from it he does not care

[weak jackal]

play medusa or bane

be silly

[stone blade]

I am silly

[placid sail]

this will have lasting consequences for romanian economy

[weak jackal]

i'm busting out my custom made real reaction

[narrow lotus]

im about to combust

[placid sail]

this is your birthday present (you may only look at it in six days)

[weak jackal]

i will percieve this in 6 days

[stone blade]

fks wrong with you

what Romania does to a man

[stone blade]

no

nobody said that

this is brainfart

where people are into BUFF OILY MEN

get it right

[weak jackal]

i got warned for posting a buff oily man ass

society

[stone blade]

truly

[placid sail]

sleepysamantha is muted for 7 days (made moderator hard with a gachi post)

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions 232447588979179521

[foggy mantle]

sleepysamantha

Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

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[weak jackal]

hehe

i like how there's no reason, just instant smiting

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/685864548527243311/1112803110201589770/ezgif-1-8337f207f8.gif

[narrow lotus]

REALE

[placid sail]

oh damn

made grok hard as well

good collectible

[weak jackal]

professional cat

expert in his field

[stone blade]

professional racist

[stone blade]

me

fr

[weak jackal]

me fr

[somber warren]

literally me

[narrow lotus]

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Emmett

[stone blade]

emmett from GTA SA

AYY

[narrow lotus]

i give u pistol

Literally American Prapor

[stone blade]

da

go to ammunation
remember you didn't get this from me

[narrow lotus]

[weak jackal]

they should make a santa who gives out guns

[stone blade]

so...

a gun store.

[weak jackal]

free

[stone blade]

afghanistan

[uncut obsidian]

bring your gun to the gun store

and you'll get more free guns

[placid sail]

there's probably some crackhead in america that hands out guns for free on chirstmas

[stone blade]

true

[narrow lotus]

Kid : born

Kid : Pls not Romania pls not Romania
Kid : Doctor where am i ?

Doctor : Baghdad.

[stone blade]

under a bridge

[narrow lotus]

It's over

[stone blade]

india

[stone blade]

or Brazil

[narrow lotus]

Venezuela

[stone blade]

walk out of house in Brazil
cartel outside having a shootout

free loot

scavs

[stone blade]

omg kot

[narrow lotus]

Mexico literally

Go buy bread from store

Cartel with a mercenary Apache Helicopter has the zone on lockdown

[stone blade]

I love those instagram reels with the boats

casually transporting "stuff"

[stone blade]

brother got called

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3brp03

[placid sail]

post festive phonk NOW

[fallow trellis]

merry christmas

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/W22TyXnklD0

soft gatto erotica

[slate crown]

No magic word, git fuked

Bitch

[placid sail]

hocus pocus!

[slate crown]

Wrong one

[placid sail]

hmm

oh I know

https://tenor.com/view/always-avada-kedavra-harry-potter-killing-curse-voldemort-gif-13914385

[placid sail]

fluffy death machine

[river zealot]

He is kit Debil blyat

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/_gKrraNlQPc?si=KCUw_A-yxvyR69gP

[stone blade]

he is car nu nahui ebanyi v rot blyad

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/pGMc5RpL1cM

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwYASNOd3lY&list=PLwIKpZKPx4iWFVdm3zst3NB1SgCaiHtmD&index=2

[tulip ravine]

Morning fart brain

[hot snow]

good christmas morning brit

and everyone elae

even though its probably only christmas for me today

[eager igloo]

Why is that

Christmas eve here

[tulip ravine]

Christmas Eve here

Merry Christmas Romanian though

[pale ingot]

Yippeee!!

[eager igloo]

Pierogi

[pale ingot]

I should cook something...

[eager igloo]

Cook some pierogi

[tulip ravine]

We got steak for tonight

Then tomorrow potato cakes for breakfast and doing dinner

[eager igloo]

Nah, no meat on christmas eve

Except for fish

[oblique spire]

How do you like it cooked.

[tulip ravine]

Medium rare

Sometimes blue

[oblique spire]

OK WHAT THE FUCK

[tulip ravine]

What

[oblique spire]

Hydro how could you do this

[tulip ravine]

What

[oblique spire]

How could you

[tulip ravine]

I’m sorry I don’t like brake pad

[oblique spire]

Everyone knows medium well is superior

[eager igloo]

WHAT

[tulip ravine]

Medium rare on top

Blue is nice with a higher quality cut

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh-uh mister

[fluid coyote]

mf eating meat on christmas eve

[tulip ravine]

Llama do you ever have blue

[eager igloo]

Overcooked beef liker

[oblique spire]

Whats wrong with meat on christmas eve

[tulip ravine]

Why not

What else would I eat

[eager igloo]

Tradition

[tulip ravine]

I hate most fish

[eager igloo]

In poland

[tulip ravine]

Apart from like salmon

[oblique spire]

Steak for christmas is simply superior

[eager igloo]

I love fish

[tulip ravine]

And cod

[eager igloo]

And sea bugs

[tulip ravine]

Cod and salmon

[oblique spire]

Have steak, sit with the family, watch a movie and then honk shu

[pure hatch]

I love watching the Santa Tracker
Santa deniers be on the suicide watchlist

[tulip ravine]

Don’t forget Christmas Eve sex bosh

[oblique spire]

Good man

[oblique spire]

Real

[tulip ravine]

For fuck sake

[pure hatch]

He’s in the Marshall Islands rn

[tulip ravine]

My gfs cat has climbed the Christmas tree

The fat cunt nearly bringing it down

She’s a proper arsehole

[pure hatch]

Sounds like a cat alright

[tulip ravine]

Yeah but

She’s chunky

[pure hatch]

My dog just barks angrily at whoever tries to carol near our home

Oof, that tree will not survive if she finds a way

[fluid coyote]

i had that happen a year ago

[slate crown]

P!pizza

[foggy mantle]

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[fluid coyote]

the cat in question didnt bring it down but he did climb to the top

[tulip ravine]

Size of it

Absolutely unit

[fluid coyote]

why is he so chunger

[pure hatch]

Damn

Can feed a whole ass Chinese family by herself

[tulip ravine]

Starved as a kitten from original owners

[stone blade]

your mom be like:

[tulip ravine]

Now just goes out eating mice

Come back to mice guts on the couch

Love it

[pure hatch]

Sounds like my old dog lol

[tulip ravine]

She brings them back alive

Plays with them

[fluid coyote]

sadism

[pure hatch]

Sounds like mine alright lol

[pure hatch]

Hell, I found her with a rat’s tail dangling in her mouth

[tulip ravine]

My dog that passed away used to eat spiders

[orchid robin]

Merry christmas to all you fuckers

Or hannukah if you celebrate that

[tulip ravine]

Are you the new years yard guard for brainfart

[stone blade]

bro is so gey

[pure hatch]

May St. Sidorovich bring you gifts and not steal your Rubles

[tulip ravine]

Fuck sake autocorrect

Tard guard

[runic kernel]

Hi Dutyer

[orchid robin]

No

[tulip ravine]

Booo

Your proper boring

[orchid robin]

Im just the dipshit that occasionally shows up

[stone blade]

[tulip ravine]

[pure hatch]

Better than getting slit in the throat by an ice skate during a hockey match

[fallow trellis]

i agree

anything is better than playing hockey

[crimson flame]

napoli vs roma. napoli guy got shirt pulled super hard. he got frustrated, fake kicks to the roma guy who pulled him.... and ref gave napoli guy a straight red

kinda insane lmao

[slate crown]

Every friday night

[stone blade]

fr

[crimson flame]

same game, kvaratchkelia and osimhen (napoli) fakes a foul, roma players got 2 yellow card

i wish refs penalize divers more

absolutely hate divers. ruins the whole game

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/d_WpFxiq7CQ?si=DrbZck5pAFY3PGNP

me and the boys

[slate crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155767347433459838/1188446030409240606/y2mate.com_-_Your_first_time_playing_Cruelty_Squad_be_like_720p.mp4?ex=659a8d9d&is=6588189d&hm=fe338e44f8cc271ffcd0b72bc0312e7ed83b96aa699addc6266ef34c5d01ddf5&

[placid sail]

man imagine if football had been not just a video game but a real thing too that would be sick fr

[fallow trellis]

it would suck

[slate crown]

Sports aren't real

[fallow trellis]

kicking a ball into a net on the ground

regarded

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/_YYEcBZOZ7Q

not a single thought between those cute ears

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN-ZWGF2IIY
I prefer abominable putridity

[stone blade]

both are good

[stone blade]

if it sounds like explosions and death

its good

[lost tartan]

MBR is amazing tho

[mystic bluff]

oh man its over for everyone in this town

HOW IS HE RUNNING

[open turret]

@main moon @heavy peak happy holidays

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570120555509055499/1187420807341809794/IMG_20231221_174501.jpg?ex=6596d2cd&is=65845dcd&hm=d8a6e609514a6fe60b5bfecd545bdf6ff9ec7f0817a95286d1f6aa02643b4e7a&

here's your present too ❤️

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385835871120654336/1187579438905425960/IMG_1131.jpg?ex=6597668a&is=6584f18a&hm=ad24aefbcd5a526489d74b5d815aab015cb34314fcd8fa6f6fe33e51cedafc5e&

[main moon]

lets goo

[main moon]

happy december

[open turret]

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1188097396253655060/IMG_6844.png?ex=659948ed&is=6586d3ed&hm=335ac15822acf6c0e867cb2d1715108dc8d2cf68f2590c306fa40c7201a38c2d&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385835871120654336/1188417186482638868/B9B1F153-BAD4-40D7-9D5F-CF365507455B.png?ex=659a72c0&is=6587fdc0&hm=f99c5b4b1d5e056ea1afb3f4a76f84fabd7360cbd1e88e1c0f4eb18cc31b9efd&

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-ill-drink-to-that-bro-gif-12940340

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1111708083756998676.gif?size=48&name=drinkaniki&quality=lossless

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[livid pond]

my honest reaction to every jumpscare in this god forsaken game

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

Youtube knows my taste well

[ruby minnow]

man the band that they chose for SAMURAI in cyberpunk is just the right one

[ruby minnow]

they got one song that is not connected to cyberpunk at all and it has the lyrics "the towers going down"

it couldn't be any better

[narrow lotus]

thanks busy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-serious-stare-gif-11979677

[slate crown]

Sending this to my gf

Might sleep on the floor tonight buttfuck it

[narrow lotus]

Classic women

Compliment her tits , be punished for it

[placid sail]

the context can be very different, how big are hers?

[slate crown]

Big enough for her to consider breast reduction surgery

[placid sail]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[slate crown]

Thank fuck i talked her out of that

[quaint ore]

That is a downgrade

[slate crown]

I just told her to lose some weight

[placid sail]

my nam homeboy is dating Johanson

[placid sail]

and yeah in that case, go for it

[open turret]

my gf gonna khs if she finds out that ppl consider removing it

my man tits are better than hers

[slate crown]

Ikr

She just complains about back pain so i got my work cut out for me

[placid sail]

you are now calling busy's breast transplantation clinic, one woman's trash is another woman's treasure, how can I help you

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/683652513710604328.webp?size=48&name=KekW&quality=lossless

[slate crown]

Just a lil bit off the top

[placid sail]

we have breast surpuls here, pango

what I'm saying is

it is a bit experimental, but we can make your dumpy even bigger

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939235701042577409/1188228266482479164/120D0A24-B0F7-4677-A9A9-B0929D33E884.mov?ex=6599c2ce&is=65874dce&hm=0e4d4540e7a06d9ac3e626f3dc6c854a084e353860b37f6c43264f0a83386027&

[placid sail]

(though it may have nipples after that)

[slate crown]

Im safe

[placid sail]

lmao that pleading "luv u always" fuckboy knew he's about to get slapped

crushed by titties, even

[slate crown]

Damage control

[placid sail]

damn

now I imagine your gf just sorta like a pair of tits on legs

cos you vietnamese are a bit on the shorter side

[fathom ravine]

tf

that's horrible

[slate crown]

Rude

[placid sail]

listen man it's just the fact that they're the short kings

[slate crown]

Whack his pp

[placid sail]

so short person + giant booba = boobies on legs

[fathom ravine]

sounds fair enough

Now that I actually try to imagine it

[ruby minnow]

pregnant woman can become submarines

[placid sail]

people hating on me for telling the truth smh

go back to sheperding animals in ru chat man

[slate crown]

We'll tag team your ass once we get you

[fathom ravine]

I can't see any contradictions

isn't it how it actually works

[placid sail]

oh you wish you'd tap that skinny ass boy

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946225188238942209/1188462739866275880/RPReplay_Final1703421347.mov?ex=659a9d2d&is=6588282d&hm=115657ec2dd4ff9bd5ec30c61653259a7622bbb2b7e603013199e4bfefa5498a&

[placid sail]

but that meat is premium

[heady crow]

what happened to you bzeek

[placid sail]

your dongs can't afford it

[slate crown]

Talking about his premium bussy again

[placid sail]

the list is long

[slate crown]

Sick bastard

[fathom ravine]

why

I dun want to

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[heady crow]

i meant your pfp

but yeah

[placid sail]

oh that

that's me cosplaying my own pfp

[slate crown]

He robbed my ass

[placid sail]

and that too

pango's cheeks are now hanging in my living room

[heady crow]

no way bzeek face reveal

[placid sail]

in a way, yeah

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

also pretty sure you're the first person in gamma who saw my actual face, bruno

a pretty while ago

[heady crow]

yeahh, weve been here a while

when it was just us, falco, khaa and ivan in chat

[heady crow]

and mayor

[placid sail]

ah yes

the ancient times

back when pangolin was just some newcomer who mary sued his way into kha's brainfart lore spreadsheet

now you're old cheeks too

[slate crown]

I put the time in, i know the grind

[torpid jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483674792306671616/904001739605295184/image0-5.gif

where ping

[slate crown]

Ping this

[pale ingot]

thats supposed to be scary?

[placid sail]

everybody was kung fu fighting, ham

[slate crown]

Those kicks were fast as lightning

[eager igloo]

Lovely, so I completely wasted time and transfer by updating game on friday

[mystic bluff]

jumpscares are so shit man

[placid sail]

imagine updating gamma on the day of patch release and not a week after when all the hotifixing is done

kekpoint

silly rat

[mystic bluff]

wow you got a small reaction out of me

FUCK off man how about you actually scare me

[slate crown]

Boo!

[toxic sundial]

My back hurts

[placid sail]

damn

nota has some big tiddies

[toxic sundial]

Real

[slate crown]

No relation

[placid sail]

nuh uh

you said it yourself

back hurts from bad milkers

therefore, nota is packing some big jugs

[slate crown]

I didn't mean that but better than the other outcome

[toxic sundial]

My back hurts carrying too much body armor

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1188458292708651038/image.png?ex=659a9909&is=65882409&hm=5e8584ba4afe55a207e1355f9adb46bb7e6bf93e940700056d3d21949c8a9fbe&

[slate crown]

And those tits

[toxic sundial]

Bottom two suck farts, post scriptum is based

[oblique spire]

opinion rejected

[toxic sundial]

I don't have tits I have lvl4 plates, but they are practically the same anyways

[oblique spire]

call to arms is based as fuck

[toxic sundial]

Nah

[oblique spire]

yeah

[toxic sundial]

Same repackaged game from 15 years ago

[oblique spire]

opinion rejected

[slate crown]

Still wouldn't pay that much for a game

[toxic sundial]

But post scriptum goes hard, the servers are actually full

[ruby minnow]

would never pay for a game

[slate crown]

Exactly

Unless it has that sweet 80% off on it

[oblique spire]

I'm hyped to be a jadgtiger crewman

[ruby minnow]

i only bought lethal company

because it was really cheap

[oblique spire]

hehehehar 128mm goes fucking THUNK

[slate crown]

Still trying to

[toxic sundial]

Armor is over rated, it's more fun hunting down armor with a satchel charge

[oblique spire]

armor is simply superior

[toxic sundial]

Also the Americans have the best anti tank infantry kits, it's not balanced on purpose lmao

[oblique spire]

but can they eat a 128mm HE shell to the dick

didn't think so

[toxic sundial]

Just saying, American sapper gets a magnet mine, satchel charge, AND a gammon bomb

The bazooka is self explanatory

And the rifle grenadier gets at grenades

[placid sail]

@slate crown you wanna see an insanely evil russian babushka

[ruby minnow]

any anime pfp

[slate crown]

Sure

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/2i3FxrivRyE

[placid sail]

introducing the shooting experience set in the most realistic depiction of modern London

https://youtu.be/8PuzpblWpVM

[slate crown]

Bro idc how old you are, if you lay hands on me it's Mortal Kombat hours

[heady crow]

is it finally coming out_

i remember there being talk about queen elisabeth being a ghoul npc in the game

[pastel quartz]

just don't look weak and pathetic and no one will lay hands on your

[placid sail]

there's this brain conditioning in Russia that old people should be respected and treated with care

[slate crown]

Try telling that to a drunk

[heady crow]

how often does your gf lay hands on you

[pastel quartz]

good because they should

[placid sail]

but that granny is going ham so hard that the other drones are even trying to stop her (hesitantly)

[slate crown]

Of course if you're being a bitch about it, find someone else who cares

[slate crown]

I'd drop kick that pile of soon to be ashes

[placid sail]

drones would eat you alive

[slate crown]

Mutual combat

[pastel quartz]

drone thinking it's different from the others of its model circa 2023 colorized

[placid sail]

they are already straining against their programming in this video when they try to verbally stop babushka going insane on poor kid

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1179877796219211866/RDT_20231130_221148.mp4?ex=657b61d3&is=6568ecd3&hm=041d122d9cb4816431904249ffc896a119898adbfd97d0e8368624e44bfe0d99&

[livid pond]

boo weird face loud sounds

[slate crown]

I hate people who think just because they existed longer they'd get premium care, if she's bitchy enough to fight someone then she can stand on her own two feet

[pale ingot]

i was emotionless when the jumpscare happened

[pastel quartz]

jesus christ american zoomers are beyond help

[placid sail]

it's a given here. many old people just mind their business and are sweet, but some are very bitchy and will actively exploit the fact most people will excuse their bullshit for being old and keep out of it

[pastel quartz]

merry christmas fuckboys it's time to get jolly cya next year

[livid pond]

you finished the game?

been a while since it came out

[slate crown]

I live for the sweet ones, the rest can sit on it and spin

[pale ingot]

im saying the video

[livid pond]

well ofc the video is not gonna scare u dumbass, youre not the one playing

https://tenor.com/view/lick-licking-licking-hamster-lick-hamster-licking-mouse-gif-16441285

[pale ingot]

wharever..

[livid pond]

I go to the woods to make friends :3

[pale ingot]

Hello kitty dæmon

[ruby minnow]

Yeah surely skinwalkers and wendigos are just legends

until you get replaced

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-1v1-local-deer-fight-deer-boxing-gif-24034383

[slate crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051886004690235482/1188474118870409286/neco_retarded.mp4?ex=659aa7c6&is=658832c6&hm=137b9ccdab402155284eb1b70d8cc3739627825f55e0f826e40db295ba0cb329&

[stone blade]

I DUN TOLD YE SUNNY

[eager igloo]

This is surely one of the videos of all time

[heady crow]

you?

[lost tartan]

litelarry me

[placid sail]

bust a move, mouse girl

[slate crown]

He finna bust more than a move in a minute

[heady crow]

ayoo??

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-muppets-kermit-the-frog-angry-pissed-off-stressed-gif-5697284

[placid sail]

didn't read cos french

[quaint ore]

Why is she in Zyzz's apartment

[slate crown]

Ok bro

[quaint ore]

Ah jesus we have neco arc spammers

[slate crown]

[lost tartan]

the neko posting must go on

[slate crown]

Too obnoxious

[lost tartan]

silly cat make my brain funy

[slate crown]

Tone it down abit

[quaint ore]

I will send a thermobaric warhead through the side of your house

[heady crow]

next summer

[lost tartan]

I agree but one of me mates REALLY dislikes neco

[quaint ore]

[lost tartan]

hence I have a folder just for him with a bunch of stuff

[slate crown]

Because of you? Cause i can see why

[lost tartan]

nah he always hated that creature

i just made it worse

[slate crown]

Godspeed soldier

Keep terrorising them

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/6vMrdTlwrIU

[eager igloo]

Age of empires sounding headass

[uncut obsidian]

Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best Among Us RP server I've ever interacted with.

[placid sail]

he chonke

he comin

[true sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029925865905209405/1081730631349841960/image0-5.gif

ive been had

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-sad-among-us-roleplay-humor-gif-22980135

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/KcawsdsD3S0

https://youtu.be/G5STRlExv3E

[eager igloo]

Among us ERP server

@robust cove @fluid coyote

[placid sail]

kurwafart hours

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/y9U1Ze_9_co

[fluid coyote]

zdrowia szczęścia pomarańczy niech ci baba nago tańczy

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggler-cat-thug-shaker-cute-cat-gif-27155444

[eager igloo]

Idk who else does wafer thing

[eager igloo]

Nawzajem

[uncut obsidian]

this cat is j

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/Q35RwobJqEw?si=sAomwiOskdymN3Tm CARTEL MUSIC

AYYYYYY

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

[placid sail]

can't wait for torres to leave gamma one day and leave a two pages long manifesto made entirely out of gamer words

[stone blade]

I miss maja but at he same time I Dont

I miss the bullying she received

it was lit

[solar obsidian]

british cigarette economy would hit the ground

[tribal rain]

what the fuck

crazy

[stone blade]

Rip maja

she will not be missed

common maja L

[eager igloo]

j

[stone blade]

j

[river robin]

j?

[stone blade]

j.

[river robin]

[uncut obsidian]

man haven't seen the maja manifesto

[stone blade]

alo madi

privet

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[stone blade]

alo

[pale ingot]

Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best Fornite porn server I've ever interacted with.

[tribal rain]

[plucky void]

can't have shit in source engine

[placid sail]

Sunday unplanned wisdom tooth removal jump scare

[narrow lotus]

if u didnt put a lighter under it for lulz you werent a stupid kid back then @stone blade

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[river robin]

Real?

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian

[stone blade]

oh I definitely did

I put pincers in the wall socket once

you know that story iedy

[narrow lotus]

bro

[stone blade]

I've told that story

the wall socket had black around it afterwards

idk how I'm alive even

My mom came in my room

took a sip of my monster

and left

[neon trellis]

[narrow lotus]

She wants to see if her son is a bitch by drinking no sugar one

[placid sail]

yup, lucky it decided to start hurting today and not on new year, when every single dentist in Russia is gonna be piss drunk and unconscious

[stone shoal]

Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best Among Us RP server I've ever interacted with.

[livid pond]

Damn

[stone shoal]

I'm not the only person who did it

[stone shoal]

He never dies

Also jfc 64

[placid sail]

read it again

[stone shoal]

I get that he didn't actually die, it's a joke, but I also don't get the joke with the grocery store

[placid sail]

@slate crown

[stone shoal]

Femboy breakfast

Why doesn't it just consist of phallus shaped fruits and veg?

[placid sail]

ask madi

[livid pond]

hmm

[robust cove]

Dziękuję, Wesołych świąt

[placid sail]

imagine opening your crimbas present and seeing starfield

it's like your parents suddenly saying you're adopted, but with extra damage

[neon trellis]

[lone cedar]

Merry Catsmas

[lime dew]

Hey guys i want to wish you all a merry christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best my little pony ERP discord i've ever interacted with. A big hug, John.

[shrewd wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130650564183724182/1188405141725007882/image_2022-01-12_01-55-20.png?ex=659a6789&is=6587f289&hm=b9aca0e27cadc283e6c581085922a53f4939b98401d09044bdc320cc04cd8717&

[uncut obsidian]

wut

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

happy chirsmas

[river robin]

He doesn’t realize it’s a copy pasta
(He’s retarded)

Quinn moment

[fallow trellis]

yes

im highly regarded

[river robin]

He’s based he embraces it!

[lime dew]

forgive me, i forgot that this was an amogus rp server 😭

[fallow trellis]

based on what

[lone cedar]

There was a very hungry man

[river robin]

Based on this dick in your mouth

[lime dew]

facts and logic

[fallow trellis]

what are those

[lime dew]

...

actually nvm

big words

[fallow trellis]

Stalker Escape From Drip Gyatt

[river robin]

Shut up

[lime dew]

i still don't know what a gyatt is

[lone cedar]

They wish you all merry Christmas

[lime dew]

is this bad or is this good

[fallow trellis]

japanese

[river robin]

I give up

[placid sail]

you mean you don't feel the urge to bite a fresh, bouncy loaf of white bread when you see it?

just imagine the smell of that fresh bread

mmmm

[river robin]

Also @placid sail you MUST post while fucked up by anesthetic from the souprise window teef removal

[lone cedar]

Yes every day sir, I am the bread addict

[placid sail]

I mean, it's a local anesthetic

[river robin]

Oh. Cheap shit.

Lame

[placid sail]

a part of my mouth is just numb, it's not me being barely conscious

[river robin]

He isn’t going under

[placid sail]

WDYM CHEAP SHIT

[river robin]

It’s cheaper

It is!

[placid sail]

WHO IS REMOVING A DAMN TOOTH UNDER FULL ANASTHESIA

[slate crown]

I remembered when my dentist used too much of that shit, couldn't feel half of my face for 2 hours

[river robin]

Americans do all the teeth at once.

[placid sail]

that is my current situation

[river robin]

(Real)

[river robin]

(Not fake)

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[river robin]

(I’m not lying)

[lone cedar]

Rip

[placid sail]

my guy you need those

you eat with them

the fuck you mean all of them

[slate crown]

Their medical bills are ludicrous so gotta make the moneys worth

[river robin]

All the teeth

[placid sail]

YES THE TEETH

[river robin]

All the wisdom teeth

[placid sail]

ah

[river robin]

Are removed

[placid sail]

all the wisdom teeth

that is actually a sensible approach

[river robin]

And they put you under

[slate crown]

His brain is in airplane mode rn

[storm stream]

these are very nice, thank you

[river robin]

Because it takes so long and that would be a lot of local anesthetic.

[placid sail]

bullshit

I just got my wisdom tooth removed in like

4 mins total

[river robin]

One tooth?

[placid sail]

even if I had to remove all of them, it would be half an hour of time tops

you don't need full anasthesia for that

[river robin]

They do put you under at some dentists though.

That I’m not lying about

[placid sail]

it's some kind of american psyop to put you under full anasthesia for no reason

[river robin]

Maybe

[slate crown]

Mine was just a cavity and needs some filing, idk why he used so much

[fallow trellis]

merry chrismas brainfart

i offer russian police officer

[river zealot]

but he is briish

[fallow trellis]

you are right i retract

[slate crown]

Bri'ish*

[fallow trellis]

no gift for brainfart

[placid sail]

it's easier to apply maximum power and get going with the procedure than use less, wait for the numbness to set in, start the procedure, realise by your moans that the anesthetic effect is not hard enough, apply it again, wait again...

[slate crown]

I barely felt anything but he just kept spraying that shit

[placid sail]

you are both retarded, it's "boston" written on his vest

[river robin]

M a n
Brainfart living up to its name

[placid sail]

you barely felt anything, 9 other ching chongs before you in that same cabinet were screaming for their lives, mildly annoying the dentist

[slate crown]

Ching cái lz má mày chứ chong

[narrow lotus]

Hey guys i want to wish you all a mer-

It appears the internet cable has been stolen

[oblique spire]

wallet has been stolen*

[dreamy flax]

:flag_vn: Vietnamese (Tiếng Việt)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

What's wrong with your cheeks?

[placid sail]

but what did he mean by that xela

COMPUTER ANALYZE THE RETARDED LOCALS' MESSAGE AND DECYPHER THE MEANING

[solar obsidian]

face cheeks probably

[river zealot]

i cant read

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax can you translate this

[heavy peak]

Wut wut
Afk ass in 2fort

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax What does Ching cái lz má mày chứ chong mean

[dreamy flax]

Oh, great, another clueless twat asking for a translation. Well, lucky for you, I'm here to enlighten your pathetic existence. "Ching cái lz má mày chứ chong" is a charming phrase in Vietnamese, and it roughly translates to "I hope you have a splendid day, my dear friend." But hey, don't start thinking that I actually give a fucking shit about your feelings, alright?

[heavy peak]

[uncut obsidian]

i was playing with sum1

[placid sail]

?????????????????????????

[narrow lotus]

[heavy peak]

Cool
Still let me in

[placid sail]

the plot thickens

[slate crown]

LMAO

[pure hatch]

Cursed. Time to drink wine till I forget that

[slate crown]

It's not even close to what i said at all

[placid sail]

figures

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

man

no alcohol for about two years, and now no hot, spicy, irritating or sweet food for a week

this is fucky sucky

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak vc or no

[heavy peak]

No

1. Im on studio headphones now, and my headset isn't plugged
2. At any moment guests might arrive

[uncut obsidian]

why is the search taking so long

bwuh

classic TF2

bot filled server

[storm stream]

people still play TF2 ??

[heavy peak]

Occasionally

[slate crown]

Here, an eating doog for your trying times

Fattening her up for the Christmas stew

[pure hatch]

reminds me of my old dog

very cute

[placid sail]

it's impossible to get those little fuckers fat, they turn the food into shivering, fear and farts in a matter of minutes

[pure hatch]

or running or rat hunting

[slate crown]

Everybody keeps telling me she looks pregnant so it's definitely working

You must've got the broken ankle biters

[pure hatch]

unfortunately, we do

[placid sail]

do not the dog

[storm stream]

who is "we"?

[pure hatch]

my dog

and I

[slate crown]

eats
immediately falls asleep
She literally me fr fr

[pure hatch]

does she wake up the moment she hears utensils or smells food?

[slate crown]

Sometimes but she's one hell of a picky eater

[pure hatch]

*feller with a refined taste

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

I have to manually feed her sometimes

[narrow lotus]

Monke saw woman, instinkt activated

[placid sail]

my family's little dog gremlin would devour anything until it starts barfing it back, and then it will attempt to eat it again

[pure hatch]

my gremlin likes just about anything that is human food

doesn't like dog food so he eats actual meat

he shits more and has bad breath when given dog food

[hot onyx]

Dear brainfarters, in honour of the Christmas Spirit, I bring you this beetle:

[oblique spire]

Time to solo clear a house in Fallujah because it's midnight and everyone else is asleep frfr

[slate crown]

Man im trying to find that 1 russian animation but i can't remember the name to save my ass, the dog basically does word for word what you said but I've never seen any of my dogs eat like that

[manic gust]

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtfretW34oU

[slate crown]

That's the one

Thanks alot

@placid sail this your dawg?

[fallow trellis]

my dog also like chrismas

[placid sail]

this ain't my dawg

this almost any dawg in existence

[slate crown]

Happy Christmas retards

[slate crown]

Ur my dawg

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1088580491185225740/1184689442892546178/IMG_1007.gif?ex=658ce305&is=657a6e05&hm=4809a23a7fb9ad247d8f2fbb919e4364672eb612197c8f3fc58978f92b2dcbf2&

[slate crown]

Bro trying to sneak a hit

https://youtu.be/Jrmrw9udmVY

[crimson flame]

nice

first time casting bloodstorm

[placid sail]

my dentist did a pangolin today btw

I'm asking her like, as far as I remember, no running and intense exercises two days after, right?

and she goes come on bro you don't run

but I do!

and seeing my face and realizing I'm not bluffing, she finishes "... in that weather"

and I'm like damn okay okay good save

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

it's a copyrighted move in my mind now

"to do a pangolin"

[craggy timber]

Got some teeth pain this year for christmas

Now i have to remove 4 wisdow tooths but there are no destists here open at the end of the year so i guess ill just suffer

[solar obsidian]

another one

[placid sail]

okay no man listen

[placid sail]

getting a sudden pain in a tooth on crimbas is shit luck

getting pain in ALL FOUR wisdom teeth on christmas is procrastination/neglect

[urban wren]

Rip

[craggy timber]

Ita not on all four of them

Its 2

[placid sail]

make it one and we have a deal

[craggy timber]

On the left side, might as well just remove all of them so i dont have to deal with this bullshit later on

[inland jackal]

evening