🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

but i was logged into a school 1 year late

so i was always 1 age higher then nearly the whole class at all times

[slender rock]

in that case your brains are still developing

just mind your own and stop bulling her

she's still growing the frontal cortext

[ruby minnow]

my man you actually believe i bullied someone just because they're fench?

[placid sail]

we have all the proofs

and we've already notified the school board

[slender rock]

no, just stop obsessing on her... just obsesses on those fucking exams or idk... whatever you do

idk

[ruby minnow]

i'm just joshin here

don't take the things i type in brainfart serious

[placid sail]

I still think that french kissing her would be the best decision

[slender rock]

if someone does there's advice I guess if they need it

[lunar brook]

you would never bully JUST for that, only in addition to everything else

[slender rock]

that's assault

he'll end up being charged

[placid sail]

nah, it's her culture

[slender rock]

lol

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[slender rock]

yes and no

[placid sail]

it's a french kiss, and she's french

[slender rock]

you fuckers

[placid sail]

so it's all good

[ruby minnow]

ok so

[slender rock]

XD

[ruby minnow]

i will talk to the girl

maybe go out on a date

and fuck her one day

then i can say i fucked the french

[slender rock]

lol

[placid sail]

already a very tall order for a brainfarter, but inspiring level of ambition I guess

you go boy

[slender rock]

jesus christ

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro i play the guitar i sing the song i read the book i write the story

i don't use social media heavily

what else would a girl want

[placid sail]

[ruby minnow]

yeah i got no chance right

[placid sail]

truuuuue, what else could they ever need? you're all set my boy

nah you're good dw

[ruby minnow]

i mean i have never tried to get a girlfriend

or never even dreamed of getting one

[placid sail]

trying to "get a girlfriend" is a stupid mentality that will produce problems

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ACVHwS_nDoU?feature=share

[placid sail]

look at it this way, someday, you may meet a girl you like talking and hanging out with

and maybe you'll want to kiss her as well

and maybe eventually you'll want to put your doner kebab in her turkish delight

and that's how it rolls naturally!

[ruby minnow]

she turkish delight on my kebab till i Istanbul

[placid sail]

and if you're gonna obsess over idea I NEED A GIRLFRIEND HELLO YOU WOMAN I NEED TO FUCK YOU COULD PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND, it's gonna make it ill

so yeah

[ruby minnow]

tbh if i wanted advice on this

i would get it from my big brother

[placid sail]

it's like Falco, but you can also have sex with him and create a family eventually

[ruby minnow]

not brainfart

which is a good idea

[placid sail]

oh wow, you actually realize that getting advice on the matter would be better from a sane real being and not on the internet

not bad syno!

[ruby minnow]

yes yes

i am smart sometimes

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tfSqQ8-1JcQ?feature=share

[placid sail]

unironically proud of you

[slender rock]

Megapussi

[ruby minnow]

my brother would be the best to get advice from

he had like 5 gfs or something in highschool

maybe more he met idk

[placid sail]

the best advice and opinion about it would only be your own

but before it forms from experience, your big brother is a good start

[ruby minnow]

and tbh my brother would be real happy to give advice

on anything

[finite quest]

AMBATABLOW!!

[primal kiln]

https://fixupx.com/y_sublimen_bot/status/1738164136146882741?s=20

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Iv9YHyndrow?feature=share

Hmm

true

[finite quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z96WwZrL0 greatest pd2 ost

other then donacdum

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-james-gandolfini-gif-5055311

my stalker walking home happy (he survived a near death encounter with 3 chimeras, and 10 UNISG)

[river zealot]

gabagool

[finite quest]

Hey family guy! You're lucky I got a managott in tha oven or I bash your face into bowl of bolognese! Thats two types of food! Thats how angry I am!

https://tenor.com/view/angry-sopranos-family-guy-gif-10407236

[narrow lotus]

immabouttokombust

[finite quest]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uq13fJh1zQs

very inspirational

Booger sugar!

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413431872958234634/1188257906500567040/igVideo.mov?ex=6599de69&is=65876969&hm=ccf708a06c43fb6014f4b73873c11e1e9121bd5928cee93f5fd2e63fa645ea78&

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-cabello-all-dream-stans-caeden-porter-gif-25166553

[finite quest]

(It involves calling every person I know a slur)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0CN-M6nRUQ

the chocolate death star, aka the pain in the ass.

[slender rock]

people simping for reporter lady

jesus

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

Ngl i saw this woman face to face she struck my heart

[slender rock]

jesus christ

down bad ay

oh god

chats going biblical floods mode

[narrow lotus]

What is going on

[slender rock]

Florida had another shooting again

Ocala, Florida

[narrow lotus]

Shit agin

[slender rock]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

In a Mall

Cringe

[slender rock]

chats going brainfart mode

[slender rock]

this is slander

whats the turtle looking dino called again

he's a chill dino

a homie

[runic sorrel]

i thought it will say something stupid

[narrow lotus]

oi

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to azurre

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[runic sorrel]

oi

[narrow lotus]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A budgieeeee

[runic sorrel]

yes

[slender rock]

borb

[placid sail]

pass

[runic sorrel]

i can't remenber the name of your bird in english

[placid sail]

would

[narrow lotus]

Pepi

[placid sail]

jesus christ

iedy

six hours of dota 2

GRASS

RIGHT NOW

[runic sorrel]

and shower

both

[narrow lotus]

how

do u see it im on offline

[toxic sundial]

Dog

[runic sorrel]

he's in your wall

[placid sail]

already seven

[runic sorrel]

correct

[narrow lotus]

oh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shower-cute-espresso-gif-4156854970682361266

now

[runic sorrel]

cockatiel

i found it

[narrow lotus]

tho im not joking, my right hand hurts and shit

[narrow lotus]

aaahh the species

yes

[slender rock]

....

[placid sail]

we can't save him anymore

iedy is lost to mobas

[narrow lotus]

Oiiii @weak jackal

[river zealot]

its over

[finite quest]

this ready or not update is awful 🗣️

[runic sorrel]

why

i like it

[slender rock]

get the nocrack AI mod

it makes it less painful

[finite quest]

ai dont even shoot

lol

i just did a mission

none of the npcs

shot

[river zealot]

they finally added campaing

i like ity

[finite quest]

AT ALL!

im a ron pro

[slender rock]

okay

[finite quest]

i shoot everyone

[placid sail]

i drive

[runic sorrel]

yhea the ron got opti issue

[slender rock]

Bro I shoot someone they end up jesse jamesing me to death

[deep topaz]

indonesian milk

[finite quest]

the bombvest civi:

[slender rock]

and no "skill issue" blow me

[broken topaz]

Are you playing on Dx11 or Dx12 cause i had big issues with Dx11 but its much better on 12

[slender rock]

hmm

what gpu tho

[runic sorrel]

yhea i might test it because in the beta it was best to run with dx11

[broken topaz]

Dx12 solved all the random drops and stutters for me

[slender rock]

hmmmmmmm

[finite quest]

when your zaza is laced

[broken topaz]

Like on Dx11 it would occasionally just drop into 20s for no reason

[slender rock]

hey stop taking pictures through my webcam of me at 3am

fucker

[broken topaz]

Laced with fucking what

black tar heroin?

[slender rock]

yesd

and PCP

[runic sorrel]

black powder

[finite quest]

have yall heard of the shooter game operator

their animations are good

they make it so you actually interact with shit like doors

and switches

to make it immersive

[quaint ore]

Isn't it another game like ground branch

[finite quest]

imagine if ready or not had those kinda animations

[finite quest]

idfk

[runic sorrel]

zero hour

[finite quest]

i heard ground brnahc is ass

i have zero hour

just great value ron

[quaint ore]

Have you ever played RoN

[finite quest]

yes

im literally on it

right no

w

LOL

[runic sorrel]

bruh

[finite quest]

i mean actually grabbing shit not using the force

moron

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[runic sorrel]

i just stop my friend just crash after shooting a surrending civilian lmao

[quaint ore]

It is

Played it, bland as fuck

[finite quest]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1913370/OPERATOR/

Steam

OPERATOR

In OPERATOR, you will play as an elite "Tier 1" operator undergoing dangerous clandestine operations all across the globe. With a strategic, measured, and unforgiving style of gameplay. OPERATOR aims to be the ultimate tactical shooter with total realism in mind. Featuring realistic weapon handling, ballistics, injury, gore, and active ragdolls....

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

932

▶ Play video

look for the vidoe in the description of the grabbing animations

its so good

lol

like it actually grabs the doors

and opens witht he movement

itsso good

[quaint ore]

Ok, first thing noted

Lighting looks fucked

[runic sorrel]

or just do what the other kid do and mod the shit out of gmod to be

REALISTIC

and

TACTICAL

[quaint ore]

Just play Insurgency (2014) in that case

[finite quest]

how?

looks fine to me

lol

[runic sorrel]

yhea i heard that the new one is dead New world interactive just blow up the dev team

[finite quest]

ive seen videos of that, cant get any mods though that i can find

idk what mods there are

i can 100% run gmod though

[quaint ore]

Browse through steam collections

[finite quest]

ill reinstall gmod later

any particular collections i should look for

name a few

i remember as a kid i use to play gmod and fuck around with pacific rim mdoels

they were fucking

giant

like

big

[runic sorrel]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2530369928

[finite quest]

like cherno alpha and

gypsy jaeger

[runic sorrel]

this one

[finite quest]

oh my god

that image just made me

explode

https://tenor.com/view/deez-nuts-chungus-reddit-cum-wholesome-gif-20085745

[runic sorrel]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1977153697

or this one he give you a tuto to help you

[finite quest]

does it add natural enemy ais that will act like the Ron.

[weak jackal]

holy shit

[quaint ore]

It is source engine, you want too much from it

[weak jackal]

I need the indonesian lesbian fox woman milk

you don't understand

[finite quest]

i forgot.

[quaint ore]

There is some mods to improve AI

[runic sorrel]

don't know i test it a long time ago a few hour like 2h

[quaint ore]

But nowhere near RoN

You cant make them surrender

It is literally pure murder

[finite quest]

awww giggity!

[runic sorrel]

*pure fun

[quaint ore]

Cause it was designed to be that

[finite quest]

i like enemies that fight

[quaint ore]

I didnt say it wasnt fun

[finite quest]

isnt there enemies already in gmod

in the npc spawn menu

[quaint ore]

There is

They are half life 2 NPCs

[finite quest]

maybe i can do that but do zombies

oh my god

[runic sorrel]

yes default hl2

[finite quest]

tactical zombie fps simulation in gmod

im actually the genius of all time

[quaint ore]

Maps are too small

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/125616106218979338/1187755877546082324/Tumblr_l_530386855729712.gif?ex=65980adc&is=658595dc&hm=9d6082ca7ad09bbf4ce1cb1565a8ad348988a6d956206261defb90454987912d&

[finite quest]

big map then

[runic sorrel]

or like the kid says and i want throw up "skibidi toilet npc"

[finite quest]

i tried to do the next bot shit but it wasa bit tough

[deep topaz]

what is supposed to be seen in that image

i literally cannot see it

[finite quest]

i saw quagmire

[runic sorrel]

a snail

[quaint ore]

I think you dont get how limiting source engine is

[finite quest]

i think i do

[quaint ore]

In some areas

[finite quest]

after 5000 hours on gmod from my childhood and some of my teenhood

i think i know

how limiting

it is

[runic sorrel]

or @finite quest if you want the ultimate experience of realism, go to your local PD ask to join the equivalant of the swat in your country and tada

[quaint ore]

Then why are you asking for RoN level AI

[runic sorrel]

RON ultimate realism

[finite quest]

i didnt say RON level

i said

enemy ais

i think your twistingm y words and i really dont appreciate that

[quaint ore]

Best you can get is FEAR AI based on VJBase

[finite quest]

that wouldve been helpful to know beforehand

[quaint ore]

Last time I checked

[deep topaz]

I would rather not any other game have RoN AI

these motherfuckers laser me through walls

[runic sorrel]

the one who react of the situation and talk

[quaint ore]

Pretty sure they already do that by default

[runic sorrel]

and fear panic when they are the only survivor of their team

[finite quest]

buss!

[finite quest]

o hno!

yall know that one map with all the torture machines

the blender

the train track

the uhhh

grinder

[quaint ore]

Ragdoll carnage or something

[finite quest]

i remember using that map alot and just murdering fnaf npcs

[quaint ore]

Based

[finite quest]

and on one occassion i spawned a padawan

[runic sorrel]

good

[finite quest]

and threw it in a blender

then i spawned another one

[runic sorrel]

master skywalker what can we do

point gravity gun at them

[quaint ore]

The only thing I do in gmod nowadays is trying to make posters

[finite quest]

and i shot him in the head and he fell off the building

[runic sorrel]

?

[quaint ore]

You saw the shit on community tab?

[runic sorrel]

no

[quaint ore]

Where they got cool looking artwork and shit

One moment

[runic sorrel]

ahhh

the fan creation

[quaint ore]

Yeah those

[runic sorrel]

yhea

for me just trying to alin props with the phy gun is a pain

[finite quest]

i justi nstalled both gmod collections

together

[runic sorrel]

imagin making a whole set

[finite quest]

especially the one with the tutorial added

i am not watching a tutorial!

what do they think i am, patient!?

[runic sorrel]

i think he has ytb chanel or someone made a ytb of this

[runic sorrel]

oh ok never mind

[finite quest]

or wait maybe

[quaint ore]

Shit like this

Hopefully phone didnt fuck the res

[finite quest]

i can turn gmod into either a tactical fps zombie shooter

or

a

mass shooter tac fps

1 is fun and the other is a bit dubious

[runic sorrel]

zombie good

[finite quest]

mass shooter sounds interesting especially with that fear ai mod that chap mentioned

oh

cant find it

aw man

@quaint ore yk where to find fear ai

or is this another game ai mod

OHHH

i forgot

F.E.A.R.

shit im fucking

slow

[runic sorrel]

i think the close one is Realistic Combine Soldier AI

for fear AI

closest

clost

[finite quest]

shit

bet

[runic sorrel]

closesest

[finite quest]

will that also make

civi's like

run away

in fear

argh!

[runic sorrel]

how close

[finite quest]

what

[runic sorrel]

ho it's closest

[finite quest]

or perhaps

scp type shit

[runic sorrel]

what ?

[finite quest]

got abit too many mods

so im gonna restart

and just enable one of the collections

plus a few random mods

[final cedar]

y'all need jesus

because it's his birthday

eyoo

[pale ingot]

Hello shitfart

i have a test

whats 2 + 2 x 4

[deep topaz]

10

[pale ingot]

im asking the retards

not the ones with a functioning braincell

[heavy peak]

-1 that's 3 quick mafs

[deep topaz]

bold of you to assume i have a brain

[mystic bluff]

this image is so fucking terrible

[deep topaz]

his mouf look like butthole

[heavy peak]

[mystic bluff]

you what

[mystic bluff]

"i hate annoying orange"

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-14876874

i love carbs

[heavy peak]

carbs make you fat tho

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978435766004899845/1188286517215506432/20231217_135653.png?ex=6599f90f&is=6587840f&hm=2f3c4bd92dd6e6646363c785114f91a4bc9e9f358681fe5d50c8bb20b413bb80&

[deep topaz]

natures perfect organism

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-dragging-bottle-owa-gif-19820864

[deep topaz]

what the 8 year old who called the cops sees when I flashbang her 5 times

(the gas station level)

[heavy peak]

[deep topaz]

Ready or Not

[heavy peak]

never played it

[final cedar]

12

[heavy peak]

@robust cove ayo wtf

[finite quest]

this is a game called operator

u can cusotmize ur little soldier

and i made my guy

the average american

on a wednesday night

[final cedar]

where's the wendys

[heavy peak]

certified crayon eater

[river zealot]

he looks like

uhh whast that streamer

[finite quest]

noone eats fucking wendys

[final cedar]

guy looks like he rapes men in the forests of georgia

[river zealot]

he had a dent in his head from the headphones

[finite quest]

timtatman

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/9AkP.gif

[finite quest]

most average american - Supremacist Edition

[river zealot]

nah the other one

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/p8t8uqEf6_A

deliverance pretty great movie

[river zealot]

this guy @finite quest

[weak jackal]

Pavlo was spitting ngl

[finite quest]

uhhh

i know who he is

tyler

i think his names tyler

[deep topaz]

tyler1

[final cedar]

that's his cousin, tyler2/3rds

[finite quest]

hm

[final cedar]

Ok, what would you do if you had a friend you lent serverspace to and all he ever used it for is to store literal terabytes of porn?
Thinking of purging this shit just to be safe and blocking his access

[river zealot]

unless its cp or some fucked up shit than why would i care

how do you even know what he stored

[final cedar]

looks like it's just webrips of popular sites, IT'S 47TB of HD and 4k

[finite quest]

oh boy

check it

[river zealot]

idk man why would you care

he pays you money

[final cedar]

he did tag everything and the metadata looks pretty well organized...

[river zealot]

its his shit after all

[final cedar]

no he doesn't

[atomic crane]

lemme fuc

[final cedar]

I just let him have a go and he seems to have taken it as a challenge

[maiden wind]

i love chaos

[final cedar]

fwiw it's pretty impressive

[river zealot]

its just porn man

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer40k-warhammer40k-heresy-detected-warhammer40k-space-marines-gif-26543746

[river zealot]

its not that bad

[final cedar]

all the files got thumbnails and all the tags list actors, category etc.

maybe I should ask him to tag my movies and series backups as well

[atomic crane]

man im tryna lose this weight but im also getting gains and i cant tell if my weight is going up from muscle growth or FAT CULTIVATION

[finite quest]

this game is decent

[final cedar]

then again, doesn't pornography at least indirectly support the exploitation of wemen?

[open hare]

sorta

[deep topaz]

bold of you to assume there's women in the stuff I watch

[finite quest]

semen

[final cedar]

I said exploitation not expulsion

[atomic crane]

only if they didnt agree to it or if they aint getting paid

if agreed and paid, then it's just another job

[final cedar]

idk I'm not into porn in general, never got anything out of it so I can't really judge

[final cedar]

muscles are almost 1.3 times as dense as fat so you getting heavier is a good sign

also the more muscles you build the faster you loose fat

[deep topaz]

most body builders are technically morbidly obese

[atomic crane]

only according to BMI

[final cedar]

you can use adjusted bmi to calc proper

[atomic crane]

before starting my training routine i was 289 lbs, i'm still 289 lbs but i have some pretty decent gainz in certain spots

[final cedar]

[atomic crane]

been eating like shit tho

why im worried

all that really matters tho is im getting that PROTEIN

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1181106633154236487/tenor.gif?ex=657fda45&is=656d6545&hm=956f108335841331dd293a43d22e9ec1be86718cb81332a0515e4e360571860f&

[final cedar]

don't skimp out on fiber and get some probiotics

I've had major issues with blood sugar prior to supplementing bacteria for nice gut health

spikes after eating big meals

[atomic crane]

interesting

i've never even given blood sugar a single thought

i somehow made it to 360 lbs and back without having any diabeetus

[final cedar]

don't matter unless you diabetic or old really

[atomic crane]

22 y/o right now turning 23 in march so i'm a real young lad

[finite quest]

MOMENT!!

[final cedar]

but treat your beta cells nice

[atomic crane]

metro, brother, i aint got a beta cell in my body

it's all alpha

💪

[final cedar]

you misunderstand, you make those betas work FOR YOU

[atomic crane]

makes sense

[final cedar]

real Gs enslave their weak ass body parts for gains

[atomic crane]

you sometimes gotta feed the slaves to make sure they work at peak efficiency, you right

idk how i dont have diabetes though

biggest i got was ~360 lbs in mid-2022

[final cedar]

genetics

you tall?

[atomic crane]

6'2

[final cedar]

ye that's giving you lots of headroom

[atomic crane]

luck too i imagine

i'm glad i'm not up there anymore

looking back at it, it's fucking SCARY

[final cedar]

does 360 at 6.2 even give you tits?

[atomic crane]

in the moment though i was

i have big tits at 289 right now so

ye

[final cedar]

I've always been a skinny fuck so idk

hard to get weight

[atomic crane]

i think the tits start at 230

or 220

for 6'2

[final cedar]

I'm 225 now, need a bit more weight to feel big

[finite quest]

every man has tits fat or not

[atomic crane]

muscle? phat?

[atomic crane]

breasts*

[finite quest]

manboobs

retard

[atomic crane]

tits are something specific

[dreamy flax]

📏 198.0m (meters) is equal to 7,795.276in (inches)

📏 198.0m (meters) is equal to 649.606ft (feet)

[atomic crane]

tits are perky and plump

[finite quest]

yeah whatever

manboobs

[atomic crane]

all men have breast tissue but not all men have tits

[finite quest]

boobs

breasts

yap

[final cedar]

how does the inch / foot thing work again?

[finite quest]

12 inch in a foot

[dreamy flax]

📏 1.0ft (feet) is equal to 12.0in (inches)

[final cedar]

oh

[atomic crane]

you're 6'6?

198cm?

[dreamy flax]

📏 6.0in (inches) is equal to 15.24cm (centimeters)

📏 6.0ft (feet) is equal to 182.88cm (centimeters)

[final cedar]

yes

[atomic crane]

big boi

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/742631308139954206.gif

getting there

[atomic crane]

225 muscle or phat?

[final cedar]

muscle I think, I look pretty boney

[atomic crane]

that's dope

[final cedar]

not much fat i mean

I loose it so quickly tho

[atomic crane]

if you're 225 and boney then you must have some serious muscle

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/1188162743405125672/purple.mp4?ex=659985c9&is=658710c9&hm=e4916e59aa2d086e3c9524203cfa5396d1ddaac0ce748306a95b383e4d0fae62&

[atomic crane]

holy shit i havent checked my BMI in a long time

i left morbid obesity about 3 BMI ago

i'm 37.1 BMI

[final cedar]

I'm not sure if that's enough though, cause I want to look like a freak

[atomic crane]

lets fucking gooo

[atomic crane]

you wanna be a LIFTA

[final cedar]

does lifta stand for anything

[atomic crane]

lifter but ratarted

the goofy version of "lifter"

[final cedar]

oh yeah bet

[atomic crane]

56 pounds to go until i am no longer obese

i want to crush that shit

[final cedar]

I'm way too old to get into powerlifting but I wana reach 600lb deadlifts

[atomic crane]

i'm on bodyweight rn so no experience with weight or gym routines

600 sounds heavy tho

i think i heard absolute beginner deadlift is like 250

[broken topaz]

Good shit man

Stay on that grind

[atomic crane]

thanks bro

[final cedar]

fr. it's so impressive if you go from obese af to lean

as arnold said you can't buy a nice body no matter how much you pay... you gotta work for it

[atomic crane]

i love the progress i've already made, it's crazy

love me arnie

[finite quest]

bmi is fucked

lol

my mom works out and shes considered obese

shes not fat

[atomic crane]

i forget the deal with BMI but it wasn't supposed to be as popular or as ubiquitous as it is or something

[broken topaz]

bmi isnt bad

[finite quest]

its inaccurate though

thats for sure

[atomic crane]

yeah

[broken topaz]

just use it in conjuction with body fat percentage

high bmi low body fat

[finite quest]

only works when your actually a whale

[broken topaz]

youre fine

[finite quest]

lol

[broken topaz]

high bmi, high body fat

get on that treadmill

[atomic crane]

bf% is a little complicated

[final cedar]

big meat index

[atomic crane]

i should measure mine for the hell of it

[atomic crane]

heh, yeah. i have a hard time picking out pants

[final cedar]

[atomic crane]

37.1 meat index

i know my bf% is gonna be like 40-50% right now but it would be funny to see

exactly how fat i am

[broken topaz]

Highest BMI i ever had was 29.8 ish

round there

I was a chubby mofo

as a kid

[atomic crane]

never even got obese

missed the achievement by 0.2 BMI

[broken topaz]

Nice

[atomic crane]

how will you 100% life now

[atomic crane]

without the obese achievement

[broken topaz]

Im glad i didnt get that one

[atomic crane]

you're at 99% completion

[heady crow]

Time to bulk up cori

Swolemaxx

[broken topaz]

Nah nah

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/1eNnGBPP79g

[broken topaz]

Imma stay in the 18-20 bmi range

[atomic crane]

yeah i've been on a 14 year bulk

that's all

[heady crow]

:3

[finite quest]

i just got killed inm operator and i first saw this

holy shit

jumpscaremuch?

[broken topaz]

gotta stay tiny

Wish I could become even tinier

[finite quest]

wtf

most avg american

LOOL

[atomic crane]

literally me

[finite quest]

in the game theyre called

american alqaeda

[heady crow]

I mean, you could

But at what cost

Also cori

[broken topaz]

yea

brüno

[finite quest]

unluckiest thread use

r

[broken topaz]

So real

you're him

[final cedar]

[atomic crane]

LMAO

[final cedar]

does that guy just have dementia and they draw him hair on for every video?

[heady crow]

Yeah

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546907162262241292/1166973112932388955/igVideo.mp4?ex=654c6f67&is=6539fa67&hm=209d8daf6b149b933262f896978b773e5593608ac6d8dfdcac0eb6d3f8459ae6&

[finite quest]

2 more days

til chrisler is here.

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

We celebrate the eve of the 24th

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-motorsport7-chrysler300srt8-racing-race-sedan-gif-27210018

[broken topaz]

so

[finite quest]

i dont give a shit :)

[broken topaz]

:c

[atomic crane]

the sleigh in question

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127358998102949891/1188202033367503010/naughtygrinch.gif?ex=6599aa60&is=65873560&hm=3a26b1020fe6b68ce63ad50804080e68efb47d55af00c9381bc5e8a29a848e4d&

[final cedar]

@weak jackal your bday today?

ifrogot

https://tenor.com/b2ipu.gif

[weak jackal]

on the 30th!!!

yipeee!!!

[atomic crane]

what do you want for your birthday

[finite quest]

broo this operator game has good gore

sorta

the heads like

explode

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920154280395161610/1003639407485657128/typemoon-neco-arc.gif

i will give you this as a gift

[finite quest]

i just headtapped a enemy and the front of his head exploded

i can see his teeth

[weak jackal]

uhhh umhn uhhh

[finite quest]

and his jaw

[weak jackal]

friendship

[atomic crane]

aw well you got it friend (if you had told me something else i was gonna troll you)

[finite quest]

i got failed again cuz i died

and i saw this

2nd time

[final cedar]

eyeballs

you think a good doctor could implant someones balls in their eyesockets?

like some cartel torture shit

one eye changed with someones nut

[atomic crane]

i think a bad doctor could do that

i dont think you would even need to be a doctor

[final cedar]

I mean it should stay long term

not like he could use his balls to see

[atomic crane]

do you want it to like look around and shit or just sit in the socket

[final cedar]

[atomic crane]

give me the testicle i'll shove it in there right now with a pin

get er done

get the ball rolling

[final cedar]

I shan't explore this topic further

[atomic crane]

attach the eye muscles to the ball

[final cedar]

what crimmas cookies are common in your house?

[atomic crane]

homemade sugar cookies with a thin layer of sugar icing

colored

shaped

[final cedar]

what are sugar cookies?

[deep topaz]

ill give you two guesses

[atomic crane]

just a basic bitch cookie dough with no additional flavors other than sugar

[final cedar]

oh yeah I think we got these too

[atomic crane]

https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas-decorated-sugar-cookies.jpg

these

[final cedar]

yes

[atomic crane]

we make them at home

[final cedar]

don't like these much, way too crumbly

[atomic crane]

i personally prefer chocolate chip

at all times

[final cedar]

chocchip is ballers

[atomic crane]

ye

i have a new recipe im gonna try

[finite quest]

butter cookie?

they taste good

i just ate like 10 earlier

jacobsen butter cookie :3

[final cedar]

butter cookie?

[atomic crane]

like the royal dansk ones?

[finite quest]

jacobsen

[final cedar]

oh those rectangle ones?

[finite quest]

well

they have rectangle ones

and the other shapes

like circles

uhh

this weird loop circle thingy

idk

[atomic crane]

like

post

a picture

or like

[finite quest]

k holdo n

[atomic crane]

wow greed you'll never believe this

https://www.worldmarket.com/dw/image/v2/BJWT_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-wm-master-catalog/default/dw4d81a12f/images/large/63447_XXX_v1.jpg?sw=768&sh=768&sm=fit&sfrm=tif&q=80

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/815sZpIzoIL.jpg

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-deception-more-lies-every-day-gif-10493922

[atomic crane]

butter cookies are okay with some coffee but they're super mid

[finite quest]

i like em

theyre like nutter butters

[atomic crane]

oh hell nah

[finite quest]

LOOL

[atomic crane]

oh hell nah did he just say that

[finite quest]

i mean the

crunchiness

and crumbliness

mot the taste

what if butter coakie and milk

[atomic crane]

i think nutter butters have a more cohesive texture personally

[inland jackal]

Noooo, I'm craving those things now

[atomic crane]

the cookie part sticks together way better

[finite quest]

nutter butters are very messy

[atomic crane]

butter cookies are really crumbly

[finite quest]

so are nutterbuttwrs

they crunch in a way where crumbs will fall

alot of crumbs

whereas butter cookies just throw it in ya mouth and no crumbs

[atomic crane]

fuck it's been so long since i had either of them but from what i remember nutter butters have a dense and moist cookie while butter cookies are really airy and dry

i cant eat a whole butter cookie all at once, my mouth turns into a desert

[finite quest]

L

[atomic crane]

except for the swirls, those are manageable

and the round sandy ones

[finite quest]

all of them are good

idk what u mean lol

[atomic crane]

for eating whole?

[finite quest]

yes

i eat all of them whole

[atomic crane]

ur an animal

[finite quest]

no not really

[atomic crane]

i like to dip mine in coffee

[finite quest]

you expect me to bite on a tiny ass cookie?

im not a coffee person just milk

[atomic crane]

not really that tiny and also they dry as fuck

[finite quest]

thats not tiny?

[atomic crane]

maybe the bitch ass brand you get

[inland jackal]

Bro wtf

[atomic crane]

but royal dansk are like 75% the size of your palm

[finite quest]

interesting

pecan snowball cookie.

[inland jackal]

Whatever you get. Fucking get rid of

[finite quest]

Bismallah

[inland jackal]

Shits garbage. any other brand

[finite quest]

a cookie is a cookie

[inland jackal]

Cookie?

My buy that's a crumb

[finite quest]

Tudays subject, butter cookies

[inland jackal]

You're eating crumbs

Yeah

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-cabello-all-dream-stans-caeden-porter-gif-25166553

[atomic crane]

greed you gotta put this cookie into perspective. lay your horse cock on the table next to it for comparison

[finite quest]

im not a horse

[atomic crane]

this guy

[finite quest]

i am a white man!!

ik what you mean

big cock

[inland jackal]

Yeah but you'd be the guy to have a silicone one

[finite quest]

im stil gonna consume it either way

[finite quest]

i dont use dildos i use my own

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hartwell-white-sr-heisenberg-bryan-cranston-gif-16636350

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/licka-gif-27127048

[finite quest]

sleep with one eye open trashcan

[inland jackal]

:3

[finite quest]

rutrer milk

[inland jackal]

?

[finite quest]

rutter milk

[inland jackal]

Wtf is that?

Are you saying butter milk but scooby?

[finite quest]

RUTTERS

RUTTERS

[inland jackal]

WTF IS A RUTTER

[finite quest]

its a gas station company

in america

search it up

they make goated chocolate milk

[inland jackal]

Oh

I'm just getting some french guy

[finite quest]

bro is french

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[inland jackal]

EWWW I'M NOT FRENCH

Georgino Rutter, some fucking french soccer player

[final cedar]

gf made these for me and they are so sick, idk what they called

[deep topaz]

looks like cheesecake

[inland jackal]

OMG I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

AAAA IDK WHAT IT'S CALLED

[final cedar]

it's layered biscuit dough and pudding?

[inland jackal]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[final cedar]

top is chocolate

[atomic crane]

le wafer

[final cedar]

are they filled with some sort of caramel pudding?

[inland jackal]

Idk

[atomic crane]

could be a surgically-crafted napoleon

but honestly that triangle thing you posted has none of the stank or personality that a napoleon has

napoleons are dope tho

yeah final answer for me is gonna be napoleons

[final cedar]

meabe

[atomic crane]

where is your gf's family from

[inland jackal]

It's like some.. Granola-y stuff

[atomic crane]

like heritage

granola

i have no idea

bizarre but i bet it tastes good

[deep topaz]

honestly its such a basic general shape that guessing is impossible without tasting

[pliant hamlet]

Propper.

[atomic crane]

u betta rate royal dansk as propper

[inland jackal]

It's fucking divine

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/choppcord-cord-choppcordpop-the-choppcord-pop-gondal-gif-18349388

[inland jackal]

I remember when I had a nightmare so bad I had a schizo meltdown in this channel

[final cedar]

swati, also got tribal/clan status but I don't recall the name

it's no traditional pastry

[inland jackal]

Shoutout to Le Engineer for helping me out

[final cedar]

just something random she made iirc. no big crimsans cookie tradition

[atomic crane]

that sounds like something african

[final cedar]

I love schizo meltdowns

[final cedar]

yeah it is

[inland jackal]

Me too :D

[final cedar]

schinzo fredick

[river zealot]

you should post it to food channel

the chef guy probably knows

[atomic crane]

i dont know shit about fuck in africa

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/GQ57.gif

[inland jackal]

Not even my own boyfriend took me seriously

[final cedar]

big place lots of people

[inland jackal]

Wasn't me who posted

[river zealot]

@final cedar

[final cedar]

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/638991388343664646/1098158471490326538/starge.gif

[uncut obsidian]

🍵

[atomic crane]

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HMqdq5_dUgM/T1rB5jLjoVI/AAAAAAAABzg/bM0sEVluocE/s1600/Eclair+Dessert+4.JPG

[robust cove]

Not me, but he ain't wrong 😂

[final cedar]

that looks pretty cool too

[atomic crane]

no-bake chocolate eclair dessert

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bXBzQ.gif

I want this

[atomic crane]

i really like italian desserts

cannolis, tiramisu

french desserts too

creme brulee goes crazy

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/XmrJEB8tdEk?t=50

death by chocolate ahaha

||and poison, I'll stick in some poison||

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bSFJl.gif

bunny cotta

[atomic crane]

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-happy-easter-gif-25371743

[warped goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[solar coral]

this could be us

[atomic crane]

i found zach hadel in this warhammer 3 loading screen

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/wqv0.gif

[finite quest]

hehe fire retardant

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE M4 AT

[deep topaz]

its the MK18

[finite quest]

no it isnt

the mk18 is its own gun

there was a m4 and they removed it

and hten made it into the mk18

for whatever reason

why would they fucking remove it though

[deep topaz]

great question

because i would love to use a normal M4

[finite quest]

yes

bro

im gonna find the hq of ready or not devs

and send them threats

til they add m4 back

[deep topaz]

there's probably a mod to bring it back

[finite quest]

therei s

gunfighter.

drip?

[slender rock]

ugh

aaaaaaaaaaa

[sterile dome]

you need face drip, like sunglasses or smthin

then you'll be drippy

[finite quest]

decided not to do that anyways

just gonna stick to swat

style

they add balaclavas yet?

i want my glory tattoo with a balaclava

[sterile dome]

dont think so, but mods

[finite quest]

ik

mods

[sterile dome]

yeah

sad

[finite quest]

ready or not devs suck at taking feedback

sorta

[sterile dome]

youd think it being on the cover, thered be balaclavas

[finite quest]

theyll add fucking tattoos but not balaclavas

[sterile dome]

uh huh, but still enjoyable game

[deep topaz]

because dis is muh swat gam

cant have swats be lookin like criminums

[finite quest]

muh bomb be planted in thuh dev rum of reday or nawt hq.

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-james-gandolfini-gif-5055311

me once ready or not add balaclavas and m4s

(ill now be a true american

[fallow trellis]

is that you

[finite quest]

yes

i am james

gandolfini

irl

[deep topaz]

mr gabagool

[finite quest]

i wonder if trucrime dev updated their mods

meh whatever

ill just use nocrack ai

https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/3266

me seeing this mod

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

imagine if ready or not was like blood trail

super gorey

and you could smoke crack out a pipe to heal

or is it cocaine

idk

[deep topaz]

i think having some sort of healing mechanic would be neat

but it would take up like 2-3 slots so you'd have to make a big sacrifice for it

or like you could only heal at the spawn point

[toxic sundial]

Cethal Lompany

[river zealot]

man listening to a podcast feels so wrong

i always want to alt tab and look at the video

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978435766004899845/1188326795129389186/Screenshot_20231220_123948_Instagram.png?ex=659a1e92&is=6587a992&hm=0dfdf0f0fc51c0a94e09288cb72cfa85ba5a93f4c274f31722154544e3a7637d&

[slender rock]

Guess the rating?

[deep topaz]

this is either a PG-13 or X

[river zealot]

13+?

[upper axle]

when im arguing with a gun control advocate on social media and instead of trying to argue their point they start thinking about my penis and make a comment about it:

[slender rock]

apparently so

it's a VN but its not like one of "those"

💀 I HATED THIS GAME

THIS CAN GO DIE

hitscan, hitscan everyweheererewre