#🎪bruh-fart

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river zealot
finite quest
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fishing is the best thing ever

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imagine fishing after an emission fr :)

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and its thundering

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or raining

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would be pretty epic man

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i do

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when throwing ball with my father

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i havent found a car yet in gamma

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is it worth it

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ryan gosling driving in Pripyat?

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theres a mod that adds him

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literally

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lol

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hes a npc f

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and possible companion

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idk

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prob not

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he is ken though

weak jackal
solar obsidian
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I quack.

finite quest
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anyways to summarize my thoughts

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fishing in stooker gamba = greatest idea ever

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the 10 ft long irradiated, mutated fish:

solar obsidian
finite quest
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panning like for gold

solar obsidian
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whats panning?

finite quest
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basically like

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going to rivers

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and going through like dirt and water

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to find bits of good

mystic bluff
finite quest
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gold

solar obsidian
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ah, like gold nuggets?

finite quest
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yeah

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its in rdr2

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find some random npc panning and you'll understand

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make sure you shoot him in the ass though

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then stomp him out

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imagine if there were random snipers in gamma, just placed random

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random times of day

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like pd2 snipas

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hmmm.

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shit idea

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let me think

solar obsidian
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well, in stalker npcs do pullout their detector and play an anim when an arti is near them and grab the arti. you could say they are "panning". you can also just take the arti first and the npc wont mind

finite quest
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let me think

weak jackal
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some random dingus will be like "Woah i'm so lucky i just found a goldflish!"

finite quest
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what if, magnet fishing

weak jackal
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10 minutes later they are dead and i ahve a goldfish

finite quest
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ehh mo

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no

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Lol

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no

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wat about crop farming

weak jackal
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me and my 40 snorks

finite quest
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for food

weak jackal
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simple work

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honest work

solar obsidian
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theres a script in gamma that deletes snipers (you can see it pop up in console). so it shows that Grok wouldnt like that idea

finite quest
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maybe building your own house

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i would love to build my own house

weak jackal
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you just want red dead redeption 2

finite quest
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no

solar obsidian
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you can build a house from shelves with the furniture mod

weak jackal
finite quest
finite quest
weak jackal
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marry sidorovich

finite quest
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yes

weak jackal
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he gives you 5% off

finite quest
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sidorovich is the sexy beast of stalker lore

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he is literally god

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too bad he doesnt sell me exos and op guns like petrenko

weak jackal
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bread salesman

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give me your freshest bread

uncut obsidian
finite quest
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mod where all shopkeepers sell just bread and beans

weak jackal
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british mod

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bread beans knives

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all you need

wooden surge
finite quest
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or new npc mod where its some random guy in the cordon farmstead who just sells ridiculous loads of food

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like bread

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mres

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beans

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rations for the cheeseblocks

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and uhh

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other stuff

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mfw cigars are labeled as drinks

dreamy flaxBOT
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don't corner if you don't want to be stuck

mystic bluff
weak jackal
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me

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i care about clementine

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and that's okay

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there are 3 more games after his death

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or 4 technically

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3.5

midnight tree
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omg spoilers

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please draft yourself into a losing conflict

weak jackal
mystic bluff
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you may end your life soon

weak jackal
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when lee met up with clementine again in brain mode and said "GREETING LOBOTOMITE" i cried

finite quest
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gtg bye guys

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next class

solar obsidian
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bb

midnight tree
weak jackal
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ah i found my memes from my walking dead phase

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live samantha reaction

SPOILER_Life_comes_at_you_fast.PNG
mystic bluff
real tinsel
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@stone blade very rude ivan why did you unfriend me

mystic bluff
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man i fuckin loved whats his name

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owen or whatever

weak jackal
real tinsel
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she was a bitch

weak jackal
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what was her problem

real tinsel
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i don't know i played the game like 5 years ago

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all i remember is that she was a bitch

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i liked the pretty lady who got eaten by the zombies

weak jackal
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that is like

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so many women in the games

real tinsel
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i think this bitch kills her at some point too

weak jackal
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that narrows down nothing

real tinsel
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bitch you just have no standards

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you'd fuck a tree if it grew a vagina

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or just had a hole

weak jackal
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what

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is blud waffling about

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bro is crazy

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insane

real tinsel
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i'm 100% correct all of the time

mystic bluff
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what he say

mystic bluff
weak jackal
midnight tree
weak jackal
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?

mystic bluff
livid pond
midnight tree
# weak jackal ?

its a thing that people do in vain to try to get a more distinct jawline

weak jackal
midnight tree
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omg what a bigot

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toss her to the zombies

mystic bluff
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i fucking hated aj i cant even lie

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like i understand why he acts that way

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but got dam

midnight tree
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ay jay

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dumb ass name

real tinsel
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aj looks like a cute little n word

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didn't play the game though

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clem was cute as a kid

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didn't play any after the first one

weak jackal
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Aj is great

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in this house we always trust Aj to make the hard decisions

mystic bluff
midnight tree
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just say "aj" instead of "ay jay"

eager igloo
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Ejdżej

mystic bluff
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troll

real tinsel
mystic bluff
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i think the ending of s4 fucking sucked and didnt make sense

midnight tree
weak jackal
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I thought it was cool

mystic bluff
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it didnt make sense

weak jackal
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Violet has some funny lines too

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If she gets scared from the explosion she looks at clems missing foot and says "together we make a full pirate"

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that made me laugh

mystic bluff
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||the infection went to basically the same level as lee's, but somehow cutting the limb off worked but it didnt with lee?||

fading shuttle
mystic bluff
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||i think clem even cut it off later than lee did||

weak jackal
real tinsel
mystic bluff
weak jackal
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also ankle wound

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much further from torso

mystic bluff
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i aint listenin

weak jackal
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i don't know how to do the psoiler thing

mystic bluff
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||

weak jackal
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game has been out for like half a decade whatever

mystic bluff
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or literally select your text after you write it click on the eye

eager igloo
mystic bluff
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i can guarantee most people didnt see twd

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game

real tinsel
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||if you don't cut off the limb he's greenish at the end||

mystic bluff
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i dont remember that being the case anyway

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he does look worse at first

stone blade
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@solar obsidian making progress

image.png
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texturing on the walls will be done last

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walls as in the stone pillar

solar obsidian
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hmm, not bad

stone blade
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it looks very bare rn

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because it is

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;d

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I'll add fences for support later and some stairs under those supports coming out

mystic bluff
rotund kindle
solar obsidian
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@placid sail help

eager igloo
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This thesis writing thingy fucking sucks

main moon
eager igloo
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I hate it

river zealot
placid sail
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you're on your own buckaroo

rotund kindle
placid sail
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русские войны ну хули вы опять шабите

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@hoary sundial забирай свой детсад я работаю

hoary sundial
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Это не я

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Они сами

heavy peak
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For a moment there i thought i was in ru general

river zealot
solar obsidian
heavy peak
solar obsidian
narrow lotus
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@stone blade

Kid: Uses firework

Old man: Fuck you with your whore mother

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Ah , spirit of Christmas

heavy peak
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Once upon a time when i was a lil shit
I had a box of those weak ass petards

placid sail
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дайте работать блин!

heavy peak
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Blew one near some old guy.... Motherfucker rushed me like a charger from l4d2

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Took the box

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And fucked off

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Im like "ok"
[Pulls out a new box]

placid sail
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FUCK

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LOOK WHAT YOU DID

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now I want to shitpost instead of working!

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frick you!

river zealot
placid sail
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давай

ruby minnow
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i go up to go down

river zealot
placid sail
river zealot
solar obsidian
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oh lord, release a new kurzgesagt video today to troll busy even more peepopray

stone blade
heavy peak
mystic bluff
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something to think about

heavy peak
river robin
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Pathetic that he didn’t embrace it

mystic bluff
fresh rose
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Or killed somebody idk i forgot

mystic bluff
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she just kinda annoyin

fresh rose
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I dont like her cause shes not Kenny

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Its that simple

mystic bluff
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holy shit i love you

ocean pulsar
robust cove
proud torrent
mystic bluff
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rupert

robust cove
fresh rose
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You should do cocaine with rupert

crimson flame
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rupert is a stoner

fresh rose
proud torrent
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there's more Rupert but I will withhold the spam

mystic bluff
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that goes hard

stone blade
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@solar obsidian texturing

image.png
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Moss then cobble then andesite then some bricks

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something like that

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perhaps I will make one giant like crack thing on one side

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that goes all the way up to the top

ocean pulsar
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why are you making an obelisk

stone blade
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Why not

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I want to

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so I do

pale ingot
narrow lotus
river zealot
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i dont get it

solar obsidian
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@river zealot, seems that the meme is associated with the 1000 yard stare, the "yardstare" emoji

river zealot
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i see

atomic crane
proud torrent
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throw some cut stairs or buttons on that shit

fresh rose
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He should like

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Place random tnt

ruby minnow
fresh rose
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At random points of the pillar and random distances and just blow it up

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For a "natural" looking hole

atomic crane
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yeah blow it up

fresh rose
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Would kinda look cool if it looked old

ruby minnow
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redo 9/11

atomic crane
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then put some vines over the holes

stone blade
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unable to read

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Because

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I posted the fucking image

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and literally said

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texturing

atomic crane
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use less messages

stone blade
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I am in the middle of fucking texturing and adding details

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and this mf says

storm stream
stone blade
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"flat"

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no fucking shit sherlock

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thx for telling me its flat

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I didnt notice

atomic crane
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use less messages to say all that

stone blade
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no

ruby minnow
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it was cool you see

stone blade
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kys

proud torrent
robust cove
atomic crane
lone cedar
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@final cedar

river zealot
river zealot
lone cedar
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p-cores and (e)strogen-cores

river robin
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E cores have their uses

narrow lotus
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p!prime

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robust cove
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haven't seen this in ages

mystic bluff
pliant hamlet
robust cove
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actual bot

lone cedar
wide basin
stone blade
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Made a door

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wide basin
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@main moon

main moon
lone cedar
pliant hamlet
pliant hamlet
atomic crane
deep topaz
lone cedar
deep topaz
pale ingot
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Circumcision

solar obsidian
mystic bluff
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smoking that elf pack

lone cedar
robust cove
lusty sonnet
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Brainfart minecraft server when?

robust cove
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If I said what would be the first structure built on there I would get muted

lusty sonnet
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Do it

lone cedar
solar obsidian
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hello, Ares peepohi

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"fun"

lusty sonnet
robust cove
lusty sonnet
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I'd make a zoo

eager igloo
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Oh Delight, good to see you

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Did artefacts stop resetting after updates finally?

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@solar obsidian

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Also

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!delight

split canyonBOT
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deep topaz
solar obsidian
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its an unfixable issue on existing saves with the launcher

remote vine
eager igloo
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Not gut

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Oh well

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!afreset

split canyonBOT
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If your Artefacts got resetted (99% > 25%) after the update, do this:

Completely replace the content of the file G.A.M.M.A. Artefacts Reinvention/gamedata/scripts/zz_item_artefact.script by this : https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Grokitach/Stalker_GAMMA/e07ae131ef4d5e9aa36d2ea813ea3a9ef5d64f27/G.A.M.M.A/modpack_addons/G.A.M.M.A. Artefacts Reinvention/gamedata/scripts/zz_item_artefact.script

And completely replace the content of the file G.A.M.M.A. Artefacts Reinvention/gamedata/scripts/grok_artefacts_random_condition.script by this: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Grokitach/Stalker_GAMMA/4a261b19b15c8572e92fe5dc6d3ddf3be027b8cc/G.A.M.M.A/modpack_addons/G.A.M.M.A. Artefacts Reinvention/gamedata/scripts/grok_artefacts_random_condition.script

eager igloo
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Dam

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Too much work

remote vine
robust cove
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too much text

pale ingot
ruby minnow
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i'm out of touch

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and out of time

placid sail
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I lived, bitch!

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Friday is finally over

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jesus christ

slate crown
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same thing next week

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keep it up champ

ruby minnow
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do the same thing

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eat the same thing

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every week

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over and over again

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trust me your sanity will be alright

lost tartan
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anyone know the show of the name? want to learn russian and it looks cool

ruby minnow
river zealot
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its old

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like 2000s

placid sail
# slate crown same thing next week

if it's the same thing or worse the next week, it's not even "busy has had it and going to the office with saiga", I'm gonna just straight up die from exhaustion instead

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but it should be easier, the lion share of work is done, plus the closer new year is, the fewer people and companies are working here

narrow lotus
placid sail
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last week before new year is basically everyone pretending to work and fantasizing about getting legendary smashed on booze

stone blade
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I don't need it to open

narrow lotus
placid sail
stone blade
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its a giant rectangular box that has my iron farm inside it

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its meant to look like a door

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here is the top I forgot to show

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placid sail
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install create now Ivan, or else gunright

stone blade
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No.

placid sail
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missing out on some premium shit

livid pond
lost tartan
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thanks

slate crown
placid sail
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so I guess our little operation is fair in the aspect of everyone being stupidly overworked

slate crown
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happy new years amiright

sage otter
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Hi chat

slate crown
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the horse is back

river robin
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Peter the horse is here

placid sail
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bonjoir chat

pale ingot
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beaagh... aoough

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rrrggaahhgh

toxic sundial
slate crown
placid sail
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maybe he is french, but he is just as racist as we all are

stray hull
# lost tartan anyone know the show of the name? want to learn russian and it looks cool

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Man's_Bluff

Dead Man's Bluff

Dead Man's Bluff or Zhmurki (Russian: Жмурки) is a 2005 Russian black comedy/crime film.Director Aleksei Balabanov, who directed Brother and Brother 2, uses cameo performances, by Russia's most prominent actors. The film depicts the anarchistic reality of the free-market streets of Russia in the beginning of 1990s, where the only real liberty wa...

lost tartan
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thanks

stone blade
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ok after a lot of hours

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gathering some materials even

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it is complete

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@solar obsidian Ima need you on this one

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this is a big one

solar obsidian
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orthodoxmaxxing

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looks great 👌

pale ingot
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still smaller than my dick

narrow lotus
stone blade
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shut up

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na maikati spagetite

narrow lotus
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Cristosu matii

stone blade
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yes yes flowers

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for your entirely family

stone blade
lone cedar
river zealot
narrow lotus
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Shut it , Wench , for the glory of CHRIST

heady crow
toxic sundial
sage otter
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Nice

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What sauce are you going to use on that

pliant hamlet
stone shoal
toxic sundial
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Cheddar sausages

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Two 'em

stone shoal
toxic sundial
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They have cheese in them

stone shoal
toxic sundial
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No

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Bbq

heady crow
sage otter
tulip ravine
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Evening brainfart 👋

lone cedar
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mediedavl total war speech

slender rock
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pepew this is where we are at

neon trellis
# slender rock

man can we get some of the cool shit from the cyberpunk dystopia like cool body mods and not this crap

slender rock
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Have brainfardt on while you walk down the street or drive. and watch "How come did I get exiled?" get posted as some shithead in a beamer cuts you off.

placid sail
# slender rock

great invention, really shitty way to describe its potential usage

pale ingot
# slender rock

i foresee terrorism becoming a lot more common in the near future

slender rock
lost tartan
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so me

slender rock
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Round bear

final cedar
slender rock
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:/

slate crown
slender rock
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why they hating on AMD again

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wtf

robust cove
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who? everyone?

ruby minnow
final cedar
robust cove
final cedar
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in the end fuck both companies, make cheaper shit

ruby minnow
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shut up

livid pond
ruby minnow
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and the name

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of course

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its the same as iphone

robust cove
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no it's not lmao

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iphone actually sucks

slender rock
final cedar
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play 10 year old games on 10 year old hardware, make nvidia cryshit out of rage Chadge

robust cove
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copium maximum

slender rock
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   >still has fun at 29.4 fps
final cedar
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Scraped together some ancient hardware recently for a uncle of mine, loaded up a offline win xp with 2000s shooters

ruby minnow
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i can go buy many different things then buy a nvidia card

river zealot
narrow lotus
robust cove
final cedar
slender rock
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I never got nvidia it was out of price for me.

ruby minnow
slender rock
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😦

ruby minnow
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you probably stole it

robust cove
ruby minnow
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i mean he's romanian

final cedar
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they misspelled nuts kekw

narrow lotus
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i am simply a businessman

final cedar
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nvidia "quality"

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can't even spell nuts

ruby minnow
narrow lotus
robust cove
slender rock
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for price to performance wheres the median lands on for nivdia

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tho

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real question here

narrow lotus
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which is not worth it if u compare it to AMD

final cedar
narrow lotus
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12

final cedar
slender rock
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one thing i'll say with intel is older hardware just survives for some reason

narrow lotus
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3080 has 10 dread

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why nvidia

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why u ruin everything

slender rock
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laptops with intel cpus still kinda do shit 16 years later

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just don't expect much

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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i will not buy nvidia

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and i will not buy games

narrow lotus
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like holy fuck how can Intel make integrated gpus be just as dogshit as ever , while AMD's integrated can play esports games and shit at even 60fps on some

slender rock
final cedar
slender rock
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idk about back in 2007

final cedar
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zamn

slender rock
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kinda maybe?

narrow lotus
#
  • intel's cpus are spiking in power , meanwhile AMD literally focus on that and made sure their cpus use enough power
slender rock
#

sweats to death in a room

final cedar
narrow lotus
final cedar
#

system power usage typically lower compared to amd

slender rock
#

they kinda focus on the overall vs being straight power

narrow lotus
#

Amd FX 8950 or whatever it was called

#

man that shit was a nuclear sun

final cedar
#

ye bulldozer

livid pond
#

nerdfart hours

narrow lotus
#

now you have the i7 300w draw or shit

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
#

break the cycle

solar obsidian
#

where dank memes

livid pond
#

i have one but it'll prolly get me in trouble

lusty sonnet
#

Do it

livid pond
#

i cant i dont have balls

narrow lotus
livid pond
#

sold them for an nvidia card + i9

narrow lotus
heady crow
solar obsidian
slender rock
#

back in late 06 to 07 I was using this Compaq Presario V5000

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lone cedar
#

but at least it has good performance

slender rock
final cedar
narrow lotus
#

Little corner of Hell

final cedar
#

currently running at 5.0 underclocked / volted with system power draw of 173W during warthunder, 3080 included KEK

mystic bluff
#

there is something about this shot

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final cedar
final cedar
mystic bluff
#

im sure you'd like to watch that wouldnt you

lone cedar
#

stock cooler

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(the noise)

narrow lotus
#

no rly , it was that hot

mystic bluff
#

100 days non stop fu-

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yeah

#

yeah you can think of it that way

robust cove
pale ingot
#

am i gregnant?!

atomic crane
#

oh my goodness gracious

lone cedar
robust cove
slender rock
robust cove
slender rock
mystic bluff
robust cove
#

if yes, that's finally good content fr

heady crow
mystic bluff
livid pond
slender rock
pliant hamlet
slender rock
grim sparrow
#

Real??????

slender rock
#

idk

#

now there's two Teds?

broken topaz
#

LETS GO

#

I have 25 years of experience in autism and challenging behaviour

winged geode
#

the personal care gonna be an issue tho

broken topaz
#

It might be

slender rock
broken topaz
#

I have been taking care of myself for a good while

#

But i have no formal certificate for that

#

unlike the other two

slender rock
winged geode
#

liar no person in brainfart knows what personal care means

broken topaz
#

If you get to be 25 years old

midnight tree
#

i take good care of myself

broken topaz
#

and somehow not know what personal care is

#

that'd be surprising

midnight tree
#

cori you can vouch for me

#

i am a healthy human being

broken topaz
#

I can vouch for your personal care

#

Not for you being normal

slender rock
broken topaz
#

This guy cooks a mean pasta

broken topaz
midnight tree
#

i got the onion just right

#

it was so damn good

slender rock
#

👀

atomic crane
#

GYAT

midnight tree
#

i love coming home after working out and just CONSUMING

slender rock
broken topaz
#

I too have a giant framed picture of paul dano

mystic bluff
#

who

midnight tree
#

who

slender rock
#

JFK Ai voice?

broken topaz
#

no

#

Luke Correia

mystic bluff
#

who

broken topaz
#

kys

mystic bluff
#

i wont

devout hull
lone cedar
#

get permad

slender rock
slender rock
broken topaz
narrow lotus
toxic sundial
#

2 for 1 sleepy cat picture

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midnight tree
quartz ridge
#

Some dude used rhe panic button and it opened Twitter to a even worst thing than porn

devout hull
upper axle
# slender rock

if you get a girl and her room looks even close to that my advice is to give it a go for exactly one night (do not bang her) because there's basically a 50/50 shot that she is actually nice and just kinda weird or she's actually just gonna kill you eventually and you never know until you get a vibe check done

#

we take risks around here but we also know when to hold em and when to fold em

#

dont get murdered

slender rock
upper axle
#

i mean this is really general advice to everyone in the chat

#

ik you wouldnt even go for a woman like that in the first place probably

#

but others here would.

#

you'd see that room and be like "fuck this im gone"

slender rock
#

I am just divinely dissatisfied, and my expections are too high.

#

aaaaaaaaa

upper axle
#

this is true

#

you are under the delusion that you can find someone in today's world who doesnt have at least one thing about them thats kinda fucky

#

which is simply not possible

broken topaz
#

A woman with a room like that

#

is literally perfect for me

slender rock
#

its not even relationship stuff, right now it's these fuckheads in shared housing apparently my standards of how to keep a house is...

#

too normal for them

#

so they find people who have their shit piled up high and hardly can open the fucking door is just fine

#

with a trail of dirt and debris just follow in their wake

#

I JUST SWEPT THIS MORNING

upper axle
slender rock
#

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

devout hull
slender rock
#

OCD i guess?

#

idk

upper axle
#

other than that the red flag is the room is REALLY pink and cutesy and the women i know who have really cute and pink shit all over their rooms are without fail incredibly unstable

devout hull
#

Though I would really like my skeleton to be extracted and be put in plate armor.

broken topaz
#

I made that mistake once

upper axle
#

true

#

thats a death sentence

#

hello kitty is an instant "im running"

broken topaz
#

I didnt know it was a red flag bag then

#

i just went

#

"oo cute plushies"

devout hull
slender rock
#

I just have a tachikoma plush and a potato and a pickle with little signs on them

broken topaz
upper axle
#

its kinda weird 'cause ive noticed that the goth chicks who look like walking red flags sometimes the red flags are straight up red herrings and they're really nice

broken topaz
#

I wish i was that drippy

broken topaz
upper axle
#

and then the really cute ones who seem nice are evil creatures from hell

devout hull
upper axle
#

books and covers and all that

broken topaz
#

female metal heads and goths are the nicest people i know

upper axle
#

ye

slender rock
upper axle
#

i kinda have realized my ideal girl is the shy quiet one 'cause imma be real, introverts are cute and im enough of an extrovert for two people anyway

broken topaz
#

This man keeps his guitar pics in a pill bottle

#

something concerning about that

slender rock
upper axle
slender rock
#

sometimes you can't just beat the silly motherfucker in the face with a hammer

#

because that's assault and like attempted 1degree murder

#

so we just scream into a mic and pick strings until they snap

upper axle
#

yep

broken topaz
#

I need a new set of picks

#

I keep losing mine

slender rock
#

i lost one under the desk somewhere

upper axle
#

i actually have to rest my voice for the next few days because i strained my vocal chords really hard to the point i cant make my voice go above normal speaking pitch

slender rock
#

i think it fell between the wall and the shitty floor skirting

#

which they didn't glue or nail down

upper axle
#

this is what i get for belting out for 3+ straight hours

slender rock
#

they just placed it there

#

Construction: Level 1

proud torrent
upper axle
heavy peak
proud torrent
# upper axle fucking thing looks straight out of Armored Core

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slender rock
pale ingot
#

fuck sex penj s

upper axle
#

its called violence and a whole lot of it

slender rock
broken topaz
#

he slipped

midnight tree
#

banana peel

broken topaz
#

Entry Team to Toc

#

I slipp :c

slender rock
#

Entry team to toc BLUR FUCKING DIED YO

midnight tree
#

entry team to toc
banaba beel

livid pond
#

nahh what is bro doing 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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broken topaz
#

TOC to Entry team

#

Skill issue

slender rock
#

that was my body

#

being turned into the fuucking

#

hold on

midnight tree
slender rock
broken topaz
#

Thank god Femboy TOC mod was updated

slender rock
#

what?

broken topaz
#

what?

slender rock
midnight tree
livid pond
pale ingot
slender rock
broken topaz
#

Best music visualizer

uncut obsidian
slender rock
#

idk why

#

i mean by default

final cedar
red glade
slender rock
#

nitro is a sin

midnight tree
undone wave
#

Nitro can be found in Jupiter

slender rock
midnight tree
#

nail

finite quest
#

free subscription!!

slender rock
finite quest
#

Patrick Bateman gamma challenge

#

play with only an axe and pistol

#

would be interesting

solar obsidian
#

was patricks gun a revolver? so rex?

finite quest
#

last time i saw it in a clip it looked like an M9

#

hodl on

#

glock 17

#

Me seeing the pack of dogs coming at me

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solar obsidian
slender rock
solar obsidian
#

yeah, looks like a glock

finite quest
#

the relief

slender rock
finite quest
#

do you guys recommend the misc weapons or simple weapons mod

#

debating on which one

slender rock
finite quest
#

have shit textures

pale ingot
#

fuck your mother

slender rock
finite quest
#

how about instead of fucking her i fuck you deviel

narrow lotus
placid sail
finite quest
#

i need more gun mods

#

MORE!!!

#

MORE!!!!

#

i got tactical endgame weapons mod, so worth bc it makes the howa t20 worth using

#

and gives the good guns good sights

placid sail
#

shh

#

no talkie

#

sleep

finite quest
#

its 5:38pm

placid sail
#

sleepfart

finite quest
#

the fuck do you mean sleep

placid sail
#

I don't care, sleep now

finite quest
#

no

placid sail
#

sleep

finite quest
#

no

placid sail
#

your eyelids are so heavy

#

you feel tired

finite quest
#

false

placid sail
#

oh so tired

#

it was a long week

finite quest
#

i woke up this morning with energy

placid sail
#

zzzzz

finite quest
#

alot of energy

#

this week passed really fast for m

#

e

placid sail
#

time for a good good sleep

finite quest
#

no

#

shhh

placid sail
#

lots of dreams about weapon mods

finite quest
#

you sleep

placid sail
#

sleep now

finite quest
#

you sleep

placid sail
#

zzzzzzz

finite quest
#

fuckar

placid sail
#

in your pirsuit of public approval, you somehow became a russian

#

impressive

#

this is will take a moment

#

a hot second if you will

slender rock
placid sail
#

because it's an offspring of a whole three of retarded memes

heavy peak
# slender rock

im still mad they had to swap his face in max payne 2 for another

#

ruined the continuity

placid sail
#

so there's this russian meme called "joker's trap" which is a name of an otherwise absolutely unremarkable quest room god knows where, but it has a logo that became a fodder for memes

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slender rock
finite quest
# slender rock

finnish flag but the dude looks like a run of the mill resident of ireland

#

but ofc

#

prob from a show or smthin

heavy peak
slender rock
heavy peak
#

and now i've remembered the Max Payne movie

slender rock
heavy peak
#

that just flipped characters upside down

narrow lotus
finite quest
#

all thes designa got me drip drip

placid sail
#

it started evolving devolving into many other variations, and what eventually is known as увы was born

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red glade
deep topaz
placid sail
#

I'll be completely honest with you, chief. while I know about ловушка джокера, I had no idea what увы is, other that it's some of its descendands. I'm old and out of touch with the youth. it either has some deep esoteric context to it, or has zero meaning at all

red glade
placid sail
#

"be quiet there"

#

pretty intuitive you know

vernal pivot
#

jokerge lore

deep topaz
placid sail
#

and well, if you don't know it by then, увы means "alas"

red glade
neon trellis
#

i see derpixon in the chat hmm

finite quest
slender rock
lone cedar
placid sail
deep topaz
red glade
placid sail
#

I usually don't delve into russian memes' meaning much

#

whoever knows what упячка is knows how fruitless of an endeavor it is

heavy peak
placid sail
#

good ol times when I was a young retard too

heavy peak
placid sail
heavy peak
#

ye idk either

red glade
placid sail
#

direct meaning of that meme is ex dee funny looking face

#

crystal is that you

slender rock
fierce jay
placid sail
#

oh no

#

it's a gamma emoji too now

vernal pivot
deep topaz
#

xaxaxa kills me

placid sail
#

weird

#

I thought you're slavic, schleppa

deep topaz
#

no

#

I'm in PA. east coast US

#

I bitch about pittsburgh a lot

placid sail
#

man

native pagoda
placid sail
#

everyone is either polish or american

#

or trans

#

what a weird distribution

deep topaz
#

all types of people who have nothing better to do

placid sail
#

that is indeed a common denominator

native pagoda
#

don't mind me, currently in vc with others, stealing memes from here and posting others

deep topaz
#

I do mind

#

fuck off

native pagoda
#

no

deep topaz
red glade
finite quest
native pagoda
slender rock
#

One squeeze per 12FLoz

#

hmm most water bottles being 16.9 FL Oz

placid sail
slender rock
#

real

#

like a one full squeeze then a half

#

idk

native pagoda
deep topaz
#

you gotta drink some out of it to have room to shake it anyways

slender rock
#

how much is a squeeze

deep topaz
#

just drink the top portion

slender rock
#

this is fucked

river robin
#

yall are fucked up

slender rock
#

idk these packages from Wallfart have been less

#

so it's like 15oz

#

well

#

16.1oz*

placid sail
#

clownie, do you have any clue what they're talking about?

river robin
#

no

placid sail
#

okay good

river robin
#

but I saw the roto wipe

#

I havent read the convo

#

so I lack the context

#

but if I read it will it be fucked?

slender rock
#

you'll be sore and ass will be bleeding

deep topaz
#

usually one squeeze is one full squeeze until the liquid stops comin out

placid sail
#

I can't really say, some esoteric american lore is happening

#

genuinely no clue

slender rock
placid sail
#

they either discuss drinks or domestic terrorism

red glade
river robin
#

they are speaking about powder based drinks and/or terrorism

deep topaz
#

seggs

river robin
#

you are correct

slender rock
#

that seems more than needed

placid sail
#

americans will use squeezes, slurps, oz, pinches, fucking anything but metric system

#

smh

slender rock
#

and I did one firm squeeze could of just done it by drops

#

you can count that shit

placid sail
#

kekw fucking ell

deep topaz
slender rock
#

lol

river robin
#

busy

#

please

slender rock
deep topaz
#

the one squeeze per blank is so the companies know how to define the nutrition facts

slender rock
#

I just taste... fruit flavor #23873

deep topaz
#

it's why TicTacs have 30 servings, so they can claim they're 0 calorie

placid sail
#

tablespoon is like 20 ml

#

a regular cup is 200 ml