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I think they always eat your body parts in a set order
sounds fun
its so over for you
ur profile is zesty af
i cannot describe the sheer speed these chat bubbles are moving at
steam proflie
and im at 1x speed
they're really going at it
@robust cove
tahnks
ohhh noo owhy my discord is so emptyyy
they started with my left leg, i have to savescum and try again
i hope they kill u
dota
ahh league of legends
they did the same thing again, i think they start with your left leg always
but now here's the thing
i had my left arm already lower than everything else from the start
this is how my game starts
good actually
anyway
as i was saying
i think i can go inside of acid and wait till my arm rots off to get rid of it because my left arm is already very wounded
HAHAHAAHH
weakest persian prince
its me irl
lol i saw it on pinterest 2 days ago
where can i find some places with acid water @pastel quartz
wym by that
Evening pardners
uh you know the river that has hiver villages along it
HAHAHHAAHH
may lord have mercy on your soul one day
Now thats funny
just tell me an area
im in deadlands rn
After that one i changed to paco raban
Still no women
u know why:)))
@solar obsidian what are the chances of my drink being spiked
black desert has acid water I guess
i have deja vu
I have been denying alcohol for about 3h
aight chief, im gonna go take a skinny dip in there
stop arguing with him
if it's not acid go straight west into vain and dip into the river
Them*
50/50
enjpoy ur kidney stones
there is NO water here @pastel quartz
Daym
hit u hard
awww waaaaa gordon ramsay wewe eweww
Fr i feel like im having pre heart attack
im going straight to vain
wywwwyp
got that ransom
Have you been dropped on the head as a child
Obviously
huh
The fuck
so that weirdly specific example wasn't just because
have you tried punching him back 
My assumption its another maja
nono ex-furry, violence is not the answer
What a title
i love jack nickels son
violence is the only acceptable reply to violence 
it will create a neverending cycle of violencia that will consume you
shining was good movie
I'm telling the teacher
you're a furry already, spare yourself from extra harm
not if you violence the other guy so hard he'll never think to oppose you again
Idk man you just been called ex-furry, I don't think I will listen to your advice
wait that was targetted at me 
a bit slow arencha 
lol i was wondering who he was talking about
too
coupled with andrew tate gifs, this makes me cringe so hard I am risking to harm my face beyond any healing
can i harm it pls
repent
Oh mememememe
Another maja for sure
Can we ban this guy
my gock itchy
stop posting this shit it triggers me how atrophied his legs are 
Smoking on that dick π₯
ahHAHAHAHAHAHA real
erm hes a boxer not a legger
Isnt he a kickboxer?
Dude not with the hard r
and u cant deny it
real
oh wait is that andre tate? couldn't tell cuz of the beard hiding his chin LOL
Please just kill yourself
you are demoted to the least lovable helper
propane is my most favorite now
yeah right
They are already like annoying minions
Reference material
smokin o da dicc
You are mu favorite Lithuanian
π€
AHHGAGHAAHGAGAHGAGGAGAGSAGAAGGAAGAGGAAGAG
Hi delight
icelanderians is this true
Me rn
Gnight
gn
Gn
@pastel quartz THE WATER DOESN'T HURT.
slash me tears Delight in two and throws his remains into shadow realm
what the fuck what race are you playing
being a cannibal might have everything to do with it
i didnt think their flesh would be acid-proof but here we are @pastel quartz
ig my last option is fighting a high tier enemy and savescumming till arm gone
well it's an easy tweak in the kenshi creation kit thing
nope
@narrow lotus
im going to fuck with a holy nation dude
this is the hardest image ive ever laid my eyes on
very jolly
Jolly good show
Kinda hot
This is fake. Romanian prisons don't have that sex between men shit going on
@heavy peak please kill him, it's your compatriot, it's the least you can do
Since the anime posting, I've been waiting for something like this to come out from Tate
The
They are both enemy neighbours
you can't win if you won't try
its ai generated
i thnik
He said it as joke
i swear it sounds ai generated
As in he hopes to see him do smthn like that
It is ffs
see!1..
You need a factory reset or something I swear
maja 3
i regret not saving more tate memes
how many clones of maja can brainfart take
I know mann
The cloning machine broke again
Yeah third
Whats middle name anyway

is this you
the teacher is an actual fckin chad holy shit how is he so patient with this bullshit
The deed is done @pastel quartz
r/AbsoluteUnit
Savescummed like hell and now my arm has been obliterated
He got banned for insulting mods
Nothing to do with tate
the only reason teachers put up with stuff like that is when it comes from an obvious special kid. it's not worth their job to make a stand against someone who doesn't know any better
normal kids get laughed out the room
Teacher obviously had a low pay
exactly
and a huge biceps
he could have punched the kid across the room lmao
genocide
teachers getting paid dogshit is one of the many injustices of the current world
I don't want someone making more money managing a mcdonalds to teach my kid
a teacher is basically a caretaker for a bunch of retarded humans that haven't yet achieved sentience so yea
they get used to it

i work closely with education field and yeah its very sad
i like teaching ppl but i will never want to be a teacher lol
I want the person entrusted with raising my kids for 1/3 of the day to make more than someone managing a mcdonalds
Speaking of schools,
School systems suck ass
there we go
imo school is more like a social playground
the actual learning stuff is mostly self agency
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idk about rest of the world but teachers in romania and poland don't make enough money at all even if you count private tuition
For example here in serbia my little brother had to learn a montenegrian song by heart
Montenegrian being a language to break yer tongue
Every word being a tongue twister
in indo, a third world country. its a bit better since teacher counts as civil servants. interns teachers are the actual hellhole.
some teachers get lucky and teach a bunch of rich kids privately for $50/hr
even the right arm is beefy as shit @pastel quartz
a teacher in hungary makes less than minimum wage with more work hours
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i didnt even know montenegrian have their own language lol
Ikr, its very similar to serbian except there are random "ij" parts scattered in words
Or even a lone i

merry @gloomy jay
Sometimes e is swapped with that i
YO
In Denmark they make about 5k euro a month (after 3 years), not terrible, not amazing
merry @gloomy jay to you to
I'm inside your house
Now you know what to think about
if youve been teaching for 15+ years then you finally start getting paid a wage that is familiar to what the average person with a diploma makes
friend 
if you do all the extra shit like getting a masters
I left your gifts under the tree 
:>
:>
:>
I search for "rat" on youtube and 1st thing I see is a video of some guy shooting them at night with a sniper rifle
the way my current private uni recruit lecturers is kinda weird
you get your bachelors, then uni will pay for your masters , and you have to study abroad.
once you finished you're legally obliged to teach in uni for 2x the time you spent pursuing your masters.
also thats with slightly above minimum pay and some bonuses, so not that bad either
Imagine camping rats
if you dropped out halfway, you have to pay 10k usd lmao
thats cool
@lunar brook
imma start a new save, debating on what faction i wanna be though
i either wanna do another loner game, maybe merc, bandit, or freedom perhaps, or duty.
unisg
no fuck unisg
pussy
Spetznaz
renegade
its so bad here that teaching is basically an expensive hobby cuz youre not getting paid a living wage
havent heard of this one before
but i have seen them on radaio
radio
Military
makes sense
Military=spetznaz
wow i fucking love the military
It works great for me in the current run
i am paramilitary
close enough
the only issue with merc is
they have horrible
bases
actually unfunny how bad their bases ar
e
dead citys nice and the zaton base is ok
Doing the bounty hunter playthrough, main income being headhunting and goal is to be top 10
plus you can go into limansk easily
true but i might aswell make my own base somewhere else
you certianly have that option
My bounty hunter runs start with the given sniper (mosin or kar98) and the gasmask
sniper is kinda bad no
Military in agro
just take the peestol
Works great on bandits and loners
And clear sky
i always see old people say on interviews that teachers shouldnt be paid more because most teachers live in a big house. and thats because those teachers have a husband/wife that has a well paying job so they can pursue said "expensive hobby" lmao
only issue is there arent mercs in agro as far as i know
thats super fucked up man
I also kinda pumped up the loot condition for example veteran stalkers having min cond about 50 and max 60
And so on
@placid sail
Less and less of both for every rank down
i work for an education company and the teachers/coach has to deal with the childs parents too
And vice versa
Thats the worst part
yep
you cant really order parents around, unlike students
a few years back the government said that it will cover all teachers bonuses and they literally got just a bag of shitty quality apples from a failed apple business of some rich guy in the government
True
It was better to not give them anything if that was the bonus
yup
usually they get a relatively big cash bonus at the end of the year but that time it was just apples the outrage was so bad
completely understandably
@finite quest cant you pick ecologists and go to agro
california love!!!
I dont use it
what is it
I discovered it by accident
just tell us1!
Now im not gonna tell ya
no way people talking about gamma in brainfart
gammafart
It involves killing kruglov
if it was even worse
Yea..
You basically enter his trade menu, quickly leave and right click knife him
Leaving his trader inventory in his inventory
anyways im going to sleep cuz my alarm starts with 04 
Mine is 6:05
ecologists are ass
They are...boring
delight72 asks: Did you know that you have enough bones in your body to make a complete skeleton?
1β£: Yes
2β£: No
i plan on playing next save on hard mode possibly
Imo its way better to fight all other factions
Hard mode survivalist all the way
Its the intented way to play stalker
ik
depends on the gyat
im aware that im not good enough at stalker for it but im a big boy im brave
im getting the type 38 arisaka mod
You will die
ill find a 98k or mosin later
Thats all i have to say
thats what stalker is
im thinking of gun mods to add
that are good
I recommend non ironman mode for best stalker experience
:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (romΓ’nΔ)
β¬οΈ
The dead and wounded died
@narrow lotus what?
im not playing ironman just hard mode lol
Returning from the dead and killing peeps
im not doing invictus just casual
I once did ironman mode
Ironman story mode
I got death from a poltergeist in agro underground
the beds:
Best beds in stalker are spread sheets
i enjoyed my first game but i 100% used debug too much
Believe me it is
way too much
One shot from a well positioned shotgun is death for you
Or 90% of hp plus heavy bleed
so im gonna use debug only when i need it most
i have tempo health off so its not a waste of supplies
i need some frost flames im hanger
COCKA

Go and play arena
Oh wait
i might add some shit to my starting loadout with debug, not excessive but like basic shit
BSG blue balling me hard
like binos or range finder
ngl rangefinder from western goods mod is ass
cant see shit through it
lol
You can just enable built in range finder tho
how so
Its a non modded thing

Its in options and gameplay
Afaik
It like shows range on your crosshair
ehhh
But range finder is for pussies
i think im gonna go jump the dust bandit king
hellou @fading shuttle
your hand blocks most of it and it just looks gooby
ive been cooking
If that cooking doesn't involve you recruiting companions I don't wanna hear it
wait mercs can spawn at sakharov's bunker??
Ofc
Rockstar , Nintendo and Bungie , you dont want to fuck with these legally
im strong enough to go recruit some fools by now but...
Military are agroprom, swamps and that bottom right area
Darkscape?
Under dark valley
I forgor names
Darkscape is mostly loners and bandits is it not
yes
I mean there are some military there afaik
Greed check it
Check the military spawns
they are also in jupiter
ill post all my progress here anyway even though i havent gotten companions quite yet fakyu @fading shuttle
You cant spawn there as a original spawn point
Skill Issue
Your weapon is too heavy for your strength
Looks like slave
Looks like complicated project zomboid
NICE NICE KID!! FUCK WESTERN SCHOOLS hell eys partner
looks the same as pz honestly
Not enough even with the arm, you need another one
tates a retard
You have around 88ish strength, that needs 96 minimum
ill train strength i dont wanna get rid of my 2nd arm
Compared to tate, things we talk about are way more serious
the one with possible lung cancer who spews absolute nonsensical horseshit:
@still nova (sportsweardesigner) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Aight , thats enough retardation for today
Yes!!!
maja 3 got muted lmao
Im sure that number is bigger
we have a third one now
anyways
anyways
ill need level 85 strength for normal speed with exile plank, just did the math
im at 72 right now so after im done with my current base building stuff ill put on the backpacks and start cookin
Levelling beyond 80 is genuine cock and ball torture
im thinking of merc, (another) loner, maybe renegade or bandit.
i know it gets slow as fuck
Bunch of tate gifs
Xp required is insane
but we ball
Merc is the way to go
noted
or i could add a strength training multiplier mod to avoid the CBT
Dead city
Way easier start
which i honestly probably will, i wanna have fun not grind endlessly
With the industrial arm you just need to grind to level 80
i would personally do yantar cuz its near cordon which is easy mode location
I highly recommend doing the playthrough im doing
Main income being headhunting
I mean you get banged by loners and military
i personally gave myself money bc im not a normally grindy player
Since 80+23% is 98
And dutyiers
dooters.
Fair
@finite quest yk how to improve your playthrough
how?
wait did i do my math wrong i thought exile plank needed 104
Pump up the loot condition in mod settings
48x2 is 96
im not spending points on the K98, ill just spawn it, i have better things to start with, like watuh
holy shit i did lmao
Its like under name loot
how the fuck did i manage that
Bruh, it's basic multiplication man
Not that, idc bout your loadout
i mistyped 2.4 as 2.6 in my calculator
cause the formula i used was 2.6x40
im rarted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5JnLFZXGLk
Hot Waater, hoot watterr
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104
i might do a little K98 x MP5 combo,
No calculator needed
ahh it burn!!
just eat some cellophane
Anyone saw that plastic that dissolves in water thats used for water bottles?
i think i have
def not in stores though!
dont know why were bothering with saving the planet, its literally destined to die either way lol
five nights in romania
The wallet:
just being his normal self i guess
did those fucks actually take a radiator off a wall
lOOL
Boobie trap
aia care se caca in scara bagamias pula
ok w
i am starting it.
im gonna do side quest shit before i move into story
so i can stack up dosh!
loads of monay
starts the meet with X quests

who the hell is x
Faction leader has main questline living legend and those and other questline which is endless
ok
im gonna become a swag merc,listenin to careless whisper on loop for hours
Lol!
Elthat endless one is meet with X (sidorovich and other faction leaders) which all give you quests
Like hunt this, get that
Hi
Capture tracking device etc
Fallout nv reference
Worst thing about being on front...no women
Heyyyyyy
i can hunt

You havent seen survivalist
Best foods in gamma imo are canned foods like tuna, beans and corn
Best ciggies are Marlboro imo
mosin i think
Fairly cheap and good amount of rad reduction with 78s of duration
for my sniper
yes sir, on it
so which shotgun should i spawn for my start w, or should i do an smg
mosin w/ smg or tha gun of shot.
Go a toz 34
Do*
Smg for starting is eh
id guess full
And get 20slugs
Lebedev
lebedev it is bc aps is a auto pistol
this enough
Also try out mags redux its awesome
They are heavy as fuck and you wont be using them often
good dmg, 200.
Especially with that low fire rate
for?
Dew it
Throw k98 out, it's shit
Its badass tho
But i prefer mosin
Cause you load 5 bullets at once
Unlike kar being one by one
wtf
rpg enemies
already
argh wth!!
way harder then i anticipated
i regret spawning in dead city
or i maen
going to the bandit base
to deliver a package
didnt expect for there to be like
10 pimped out military there
atleast i didnt pick spawning next to the fire anomaly
to get grilled alive
ill just do a merc run when im actually good at the game, Lol!
My sleepiest boy
do not the cat
But he cute
Balding ears
boil
His ears have always been like that
PENIS
BOMB!
im just ken! where i see love she sees a friend, what will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
placed my trashcan
Wu is it like that tho
what
i would love to watch leonardo di caprio get shot by some random socialist revolutionary
too bad thats AI generated it looks.
also wtf is that? A Snork?
sup brainshart
yeah a chimera
my character seeing 5 chimeras charging towards him:
It's eeffoC... And it's funny.
- me
Who let the Controller get access to a phone
literally looks like a controller
First meme of yours that I'm stealing
Enjoy my credit card information, good luck finding double-digits on it ever 
i am going to booby trap your house with punji sticks i hope you know
You think the house is mine? 
yes
i see you 
who here being a retard male (rarer than alpha)
Retard Males dont need to announce (We have a mental breakdown the moment someone acknowledges us)
YOU ARE A RETARD MALE!!!!!!!!!!
Yuh uh..
Obliterate
maybe I should get myself a rat someday
Post apocalypse rat farm
Farm rats
Breed rats and make more rats and eat the old generation
broken 
Sad
Skom by five miles
Skom or Josta.
Mwadi memes and has his/her own track record
Ledi I dunno
Sk0m I only judge based off of other people's reactions. Also he's australian, which tbh is all the evidence I need.
Falco is a respectable guy, often willing to look past for the
's
Dunno about Jostabeere
Skom's Australian?
Yup
Pretty chill for the most part, but will fuck your shit up if you slip up around them.
Frfr
The sheeba alt got muted?
Based
Whomst is Sheeba
A maja alt
Real
Whomst Was Maja
Begone
I've heard stories but never honestly bothered to remember
I am not explaining maja
Is it the one that was posting andrew tate and was just really annoying?
Yeah
Autistic, Schizophrenic, 4channer? All of the above?
Acts kinda like sheeba so I called them a Sheeba alt
The first.
Also left the server but is still memed on
Does someone have the maja speech bubble image?
βhiii ily <3β
βwhat games should I playβ
βStop iiitβ
βFuck uβ
Average maja posts can confirm
saying "hiiiii" unironically

Yes
Y'all remember meowmachine?
Maja was sorta a meowmachine clone but not really
Fucks ake
Of course I do.
I upset them enough that they muted me
Who was MEOWMACHINE
Patient zero
Where is the youtube video on the deep brainfart lore
Where is the Kiwi Farms article
Meow also said hiiii unironically
Proto-Maja
And got along with maja
Sheeba, whom I mentioned, actually liked meowmachine and one of his last posts in the channels heβs restricted from was him complaining that heβd finally found a good person and he didnβt want to be banned.
The person he named was meowmachine.
Wasnβt it the other way around?
There should be a stalker gamma discord iceberg
Thought maja was first
No
Did maja come first? I donβt remember
Maja was in this server since I joined
And only meow remains.
With access to this channel anyways
So october or november last year
I thought meow just got banned
Meow was one of the few people I was genuine with my hatred to.
Really? News to me. When did this happen?
That bad?
You have no idea
No she has
Really?
I mentioned Sheeba talking to meow
That was earlier this month I think?
Or was it end of November?
Meow only said a couple things and didnβt say more though. They werent here for long.
But theyβre in the server last I checked.
Huh
You're right
Yeah I genuinely thought meowmachine just fucked up bigtime and got banned
Nah i think they finally realized they were unwanted and it wasnβt all people joking
If only
I kept insulting meow and it was only when I was talking about my cat, who was dead, that I got it through to them I was genuine.
They said their condolences and I said something along the lines of βgo away. I donβt like youβ.
They blocked me after
I considered it, and still do, a win.
Sounds harsh but talking to meow is a chore.
The condolences only made me less happy.
It should be completely incomprehensible.
You're also just a negative Nancy
@heavy halo they talking shit about you
Like jump topic every sentence near Schizo levels of posting. Would be the first funny thing meow has ever done.
I just brought her up because I randomly thought about her
I also just wondered what happened lol
Fun ruiner
ryry
Madi party pooper
Stop summoning demons, madi
Who said the fun was ruined? 

The creature arrives
YOU FUCKER
Henlom person I thought was banned
im gonna fart in your teeth
That's a little much
WHAT
I SAW TJAT
?
Saw that
YOU
I saw what you deleted
DELETED
who deleted what
Most agreeable thing I've seen meow say
this is clearly just because im ken
Probably bot removing it
u r not ken
nuh uh
die yourself
okay :(
what
Hey @heavy halo , wanna see an opposum suplex a skunk?
his tail looks like a toilet brush
if it was really messy
he needs to put his ass away instead of backing it up into the camera
fr.
@mellow yoke
my living room :)
what should i utilize this shelf for
perhaps
entertainment
from western goods mod
Canned beans and only canned beans
i have a kitchen for that
don't tell me to kill myself thats mean and uncalled for
As many as you can acquire
As many Playboys both Russian and American as you possibly can
Make the bean shelf and ascend beyond human limits
Collect them
i already have 300 fuck off
that belongs under the bed in the stash.
with my mein kampf
:)
Fine. Store Mutant parts on it instead
They will see your violation of gods will and weep.
Gamma review.
π
No Sex, need sex update.
π Helpful π Unhelpful π Funny
Reddit review
still building the stash of porn
Make a tower high enough to reach the heavens, out of beans.
Go up there and kill god yourself.
Go to Wishgranter with your beans
Youβre lucky I canβt react
i had a giant stash of porn mags somewhere in pripyat outskirts i forgot where i put it
Make the offering
I was literally just trying to recreate a steam review
Steam reviews are just reddit reviews
Wish for more beans
this is cleraly inspect elemented guys
Make a shrine of beans around the Wishgranter
Establish your dominance
Ring of canned beans
stop editing images mamoka to incrimiante me π‘
around the Wishgranter
Make your own wishgranter.
With beans.
Beangranter
Beangranter
kill chimeras with beans
Both are completely understandable 

second one is real though
Fr
the fuck... is that a copy of mein campf?
so for the shelf in my living room im gonna dedicate each shelf to different things
and yes its a mein kampf
Itβs your mothers prom photos.
Actually maybe
He stole them
become far right winger while looking at pornographic imagery.
I'm not that old dude
You have to go and take them back
mom isnβt old enough to have gone to prom
Youβ¦. Do realize prom happens in highschool, yes?
Unless youβre like 4, your mom is old enough.
I dunno if it's worth expending the energy explaining to you how stupid you have just been
Youβre a moron lmao
Not true
Actually yeah
blocked, no point in trying to communicate with toxic people
My younger brother went to prom. He just went to college.
We live in one of the most populated places in the US
Thatβs a win for me
Well like I said. Places who do prom are regarded
And the US has always been regarded
You just called upwards of 4 million people retarded.
Fair enough


