🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

nah

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/joebiden-joe-biden-yeal-2yeal-gif-19491387

[broken topaz]

Unfortunate

[placid sail]

I ask myself as well every day, why am I not studying animation to make porn

why am I an excel slave instead

[broken topaz]

I have written a bit of code that is basically cheap mocap

Using VR trackers

And it converts it to blender animation data

[placid sail]

mmmm

[broken topaz]

Might have to learn how to convert it for use in SFM

[placid sail]

VR tracker you say 🫦

[pale ingot]

laborerbros, we're winning... 9 pieces of iron so far in my backpack

[broken topaz]

:3

Yea I happen to have a set of full body VR trackers

[placid sail]

time to invite Bruno in and make some animations

[broken topaz]

Bruno doesn't have full body

[lunar brook]

ayo

[fading shuttle]

beat the shit out of a bounty worth 7k

we gaming

[quaint ore]

How much does it cost

Cause man

VR aint cheap

[broken topaz]

At the lowest

About

450 for three trackers

[heady crow]

been thinking bout buying chillys trackers

[narrow lotus]

Classic

[quaint ore]

I know there is leg tracking, which makes it a bit better experience, full body feels like trillions

[heady crow]

but eh, cba to get into vr more since ill be away for like a year amyways

[broken topaz]

Yeah but you'd need the base stations too

Which is another 300-400

[quaint ore]

I think it was a mistake getting oculus quest 2

[placid sail]

I used to think VR is just a silly gimmick, but recent games are actually pretty enjoyable

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473657277241622528/1034995058174328964/image0-19.gif

[quaint ore]

Should have saved money and got Valve Index or sum

[quaint ore]

VTOL VR is unironically cheaper than DCS World

[broken topaz]

Also less complicated though

Less detailed

[fading shuttle]

everything is cheaper than dcs

[quaint ore]

Fair point

[placid sail]

jesus man I am post soviet but not enough to understand abbreviations that good, could you please translate for retards like me

[quaint ore]

Also I think DCS made full fidelity compatabilit for VR

[broken topaz]

Vtol only has like 3 planes and a chopper

[quaint ore]

DCS is the air combat sim Drewski jacks off to

VTOL VR is the same but it is simplified and has potato graphics.

[midnight tree]

hiiii

[placid sail]

I see, thank

[ruby minnow]

i love autism

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jollyposting-santa-meme-christmas-jolly-merriest-time-of-the-year-gif-11463054852306514540

[pale ingot]

strength training begins
29 pieces of iron in this bitch

[sage otter]

Smart floppa

[pastel quartz]

be a minmaxer and train strength after martial arts

[pale ingot]

martial arts are for nerds
who needs them when you have big, (relatively) sharp pieces of iron

[pastel quartz]

martial arts gives you bigger muscles

[pale ingot]

also i forgot to mention but im carrying a dead guy too

(i totally forgot i was doing that)

[pastel quartz]

excellent that is the correct minmax way to do it

[pale ingot]

look at bros build bro does this guy need bigger muscles

i gave his ass the gru build

[somber warren]

This mf skipped leg day

The toothpick legs

[quaint ore]

Even I got bigger legs

and I am underweight

[fallow trellis]

stupid

[pale ingot]

need i say more

[quaint ore]

All chest no legs

[pastel quartz]

You called?

[pale ingot]

NO LEG having ass

BHAHAHAHAH

!!!

[quaint ore]

indeed he is him

(Lithuanians will get the reference)

[fallow trellis]

nu uh bro check out one of my favorite evangelical motivational speakers

just chest

[quaint ore]

Nah, nah, the dude I posted is unironical cunt

He literally punched a child during a public event and said that he "Didn't know it was a child"

[fallow trellis]

i tot we were talking about no legs

Nick Vujicic has not punched a child

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow You're out of touch i'm out of time

[quaint ore]

The meme about him is his "Leg Program"

[fallow trellis]

he is unable to

[quaint ore]

Which is fucking ridiculous

Lemme quote

[fallow trellis]

based

[ruby minnow]

now he's going to think we purposely both pinged him at the same time

[quaint ore]

"Eat a plate of chocolate before sleep"

[slender rock]

OG neckbeard

[ruby minnow]

based

[pale ingot]

is a station house or a snailhouse bigger, im thinking snailhouse but if the station house got 2 floors thats what im buying

i gotta upgrade my evil goon operation in the hub

[quaint ore]

He also sent death threats to a popular youtuber which is kinda responsible for bringing Lithuania to the YT stage

[fallow trellis]

gore

[quaint ore]

(he threatened whydotas, aka. the electric gun dude)

[ruby minnow]

based

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/FscvwcF-uv0?t=318

[grizzled meadow]

Tomorrow

[ruby minnow]

well you see

i'm out of time

[tender karma]

He's out of touch with time

[slender rock]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117566060&searchtext= @oblique spire

[pale ingot]

ok ive determined that the station house is bigger than the snailhouse

that is what im gonna buy next

yippee!!

[fading shuttle]

do you have companions

[pale ingot]

no i just ran out of space in the small shack and i have the money (i will go steal shit in Stack shortly)

i will eventually get companions dont worry

[pale ingot]

ok time to waste 12k on a big ass house just for me

[fallow trellis]

thats because youre mean

[slender rock]

get a bunch roombas to vaccume

[fading shuttle]

please get companions and start levelling them

[slender rock]

Yeah... yeah

[pale ingot]

nothing you say will get through to me

my brain is smooth

[fading shuttle]

your mom is a hamster

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck dude

[pale ingot]

kys

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-brain-idiot-you-suck-fuck-you-fucking-idiot-gif-24052695

[slender rock]

and your father smelt of elderberries

[fading shuttle]

have you atleast managed to level some combat skills on your own character

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1183728426796982333/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif?ex=65896401&is=6576ef01&hm=f1bf468957cc1e9cd718b7479fc02446133ad684fdba1bc75870bf695d5d65fa&

[pale ingot]

very little

[slender rock]

now goaway or I shall taunt you a second time.

you silly english kni-ghts

[fading shuttle]

his ass has fallen into the newbie stealing trap, he has not been levelling his combat skills

[pale ingot]

i am trying

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-spanking-gif-13989555

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grain-rejoice-gif-6118854

[pale ingot]

only issue is i cant even fight a single hungry bandit

[fading shuttle]

thats why you get companions

[pale ingot]

its worked out for me when i led them back to the hub

the hub is my companion

[fading shuttle]

how much money do you have

[pale ingot]

32k

[fading shuttle]

your ass shouldve gotten 2 companions by this point

and you dont need to beat the hungry bandits, just survive

[pale ingot]

my toughness is up 12 and strength 35 from all the times ive gotten my ass beat

actual weapon skills are not very high though

[fading shuttle]

ok so you have atleast some toughness, thats good

[pale ingot]

ill probably go square up with hungry bandits after im done stealing shit from stack

[fading shuttle]

get some companions so you can either get additional help in the fight or have someone drag you away once they beat you and leave

[pale ingot]

the most im doing is buying one raggedy ass slave

[fading shuttle]

slaves are just companions, theres no difference

thats if the slave you buy actually stays with you and doesnt run off

[pale ingot]

just getting someone from the hub is gonna be what like

2-3k

i can do that much ig i jus dont care

[fluid coyote]

pornhub

[fading shuttle]

also your ass is gonna have to travel to the UC to get slaves

i think you can go through the acid place since you are a cannibal, but good luck getting that slave through there

[pale ingot]

i dont think being a cannibal gives me passive acid resist lol

[fading shuttle]

it does, the cannibal race has acid resistance

atleast the in game one does

no clue if the modded in one actually remembered to add that in

[wanton bronze]

That's a really good cat

[pale ingot]

so the holy nation MIGHT want me for being a thief

[fading shuttle]

you could just test it by going to the hiver place west of the hub and going into the water, acid has a grace period before it starts hurting you, and your character makes a voiceline if it does

[pale ingot]

will my weapon be safe if i throw it into my backpack @fading shuttle

[fading shuttle]

do you have a bounty with the holy nation?

[pale ingot]

or can i recover it from the prison building

2.5k bounty

ill just sit in the jail cell since i wont starve but still

[fading shuttle]

your ass will be beaten and imprisoned for days

[pale ingot]

do i lose my weapon

[fading shuttle]

i dont know since ive always avoided being captured

[pale ingot]

im up to get my ass kicked and i can (maybe) sneak out

ill try it

i can rollback to a save where i wasnt caught burglarizing

[fading shuttle]

put everything in your backpack that isnt your armor and weapons and unequip it

remove your feet armor aswell, that gets removed i think for the chains

[pale ingot]

WTF

THEY ALL ONLY HIT MY LEFT LEG

why did they have so much precision

[fading shuttle]

lmao get delegged nerd

[pale ingot]

nah they all had fucking clubs and its only at -22

ok

my weapon is safe because i put it in my backpack

noted

i can steal as much as i want and get beaten later

[fading shuttle]

or you could just not get caught

[pale ingot]

but if i DO happen to get caught

[fading shuttle]

i suppose this is a way to train toughness

[pale ingot]

also im imprisoned for 2 days, fuck that, i'm just gonna get out once my left leg is relatively healed

my bounty with stack is gonna (eventually) fade away anyway

maybe ill sit out the bounty this time

60 hrs sentence

[fading shuttle]

they didnt heal you did they

[pale ingot]

they do bandage your wounds

whenever you get imprisoned you get healed

[fading shuttle]

sometimes they dont and i dont really see why

[pale ingot]

also your reputation with factions doesnt go down when you get imprisoned so i dont have to worry

i just have to sit the bounty out and then become hated forever by shopkeepers (i'll just steal from them anyway)

my thievery has gone up to the point where i have a 75%-ish chance of not getting caught when stealing

kenshi soundtrack got me feeling dread

[slender rock]

god. fuck. shit

[fading shuttle]

finally got me boy chad, once i get wingwang the parties set

[slender rock]

okay, question for ya'll

after taking a shower, you a have curtain. do you A: leave it all bunched up. or B: drag it cross opening it flat so it can fucking dry. And go

because this dipshit in the other room just left it all crumpled

and there's already that pink slime mold shit growing

motherfuckers don't dry shit out

aaaaaaaaa

[sage otter]

Make it flat and tuck it in the shower so it doesn’t drip on the floor

[slender rock]

oh yeah

forgor

there we go

how the day is gonna go

SUFFER

be overwhelmed

die?

[pale ingot]

22 hours left in the slammer

honestly not mad about this though theyve probably restocked back in Squin

and in squin i can actually properly pull off an escape from their jail house because its dark enough

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

couldn't give the kid a normal name like Ted or... idk Eric

no gotta go retaetae mode

[fading shuttle]

thats because musk has always been in midlife crisis mode all his life

[pale ingot]

i just saw a holy nation guard yelling "BLACKENED WOMAN"something something while i was at 3x speed

what the fuck going on in stack bro

oh nevermind there's like 4 hungry bandits inside the jail now

skjibbidi toilet .. skibidi tibii oilet

[river zealot]

[slender rock]

uhm

what?

strange

[dreamy flax]

Emoji: ghostStare
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1053996002169856050.png

[slender rock]

perhaps?

[pale ingot]

ok im out of the jail cell

[old kettle]

where is Beep and Anu

[slender rock]

he's rich enough to not have one fucking he's taking our midlife crisises

bastard

[fading shuttle]

bad memes

[pale ingot]

anyway i was eyeing some shit around stack

im gonna just keep stealing

[fading shuttle]

beep isnt funny and skeletons are op so i dont recruit them unless its to use them as mounted crossbow slaves

[slender rock]

@pastel quartz well that isn't gpu failure because, that's a screenshot right?

so it's probably discord or something software related? idk

yeah

[old kettle]

robots are free labor that doesn't need food

[slender rock]

I am using BD because I like that I can hide windows and shit so I can have more text real estate

[fading shuttle]

yes, thats why i dont use them

i said that they are busted

[slender rock]

real-estate?

fuck..

havin a brainfordt

fuck it.

[old kettle]

holy nation or unity cities

[fading shuttle]

i am a holy nation man myself, but im doing a bandit run

[old kettle]

its better to sell slaves than to be a saint

hate other races - not cool

[old kettle]

Shepard would be upset

[slender rock]

which shep though?

👀

[old kettle]

captain shepard from mass effect

[slender rock]

yeah

but uh WHICH shep?

[pale ingot]

check the money spread (ignore the fact that im jailed again)

[slender rock]

[pale ingot]

romaniamaxxing

[slender rock]

you won't last one second playing this game

straight to jail

[old kettle]

both
and hero and renegade

[pale ingot]

i only have a 100 cat bounty somehow

thats only 2 hours in jail loil

[pale ingot]

NEVERMIND those fuckers just took all the stolen things i had there in my inventory

im reloading my save and stealing everything again im not taking that

[slender rock]

DAAAMN

[pale ingot]

im short 1 blueprint but its already 4:30 am ingame and the shopkeep is gonna wake up

now its off to the hub

[narrow lotus]

Theres something inside you.....

[slender rock]

he bores them to uncon

then he drags them to his... shack

[pale ingot]

i only trained assassination a bit because i joined shinobi thieves

i do have a shack in the hub

[stone shoal]

Pinged from 10 millenia ago

Are you a time traveller?

[narrow lotus]

Stay mad

[stone shoal]

Im not but I shall become mad for you

[stone shoal]

[stone shoal]

My boy Captain Z A O

[stone shoal]

Also, real

Coke is the quintessential drink of christmas

[slender rock]

true

[stone shoal]

You'd think it'd be a warm beverage, but no. Conk.

Summer and Winter

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-coca-cola-gif-10202721

[pale ingot]

rate the crib
we have: the research table
a bed made of rotting human flesh
a barrel full of human meat
a table where i cook human meat
a pole next to the table where i hang people up and set them on fire to eat
a fucking fire on a wooden floor
storage

[solar obsidian]

its hard to explain

[storm stream]

most active Madi in a conversation

[slender rock]

[stone shoal]

For that character pose alone, solid 10

What mod for cannyballism?

[pale ingot]

Simple cannibalism

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-cola-coca-cola-gif-9525604

[stone shoal]

Rusky Squat, but also the drip presentation move

[pale ingot]

it also adds a cannibal start where you start with 5 cannibals in the middle of darkfinger + ability to choose a start as a cannibal / cannibal skav

[slender rock]

Darkfinger?

[pale ingot]

i would

[slender rock]

👀

[pale ingot]

it does look like a finger now that i look at it a bit

[slender rock]

i guess... more like a thumb but okay

[solar obsidian]

doesnt look like him at all

[pale ingot]

shit ur right my bad

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/christmascore-jolly-festive-gif-18154731591715180673

[pale ingot]

ok im gonna go buy a mercenary from the hub and have them sit around while i brawl with hungry bandits so that i dont bleed out and die after brawling

more like hire but i dont care

[pale ingot]

once im done with him im knocking him out and hanging him over the pole to fucking cook

[slender rock]

holiday feast 😋

[river robin]

Functioning on 5 hours of sleep

[stone shoal]

@pale ingot Member to glaze him in this

open-air box of garlic sauce

[river robin]

Chug

[stone shoal]

One can dream

[pale ingot]

glowup or glowdown

[slender rock]

if they do it'll be like how the OG GTA was

[stone shoal]

I really don't get the idea of just connecting all previous maps together

[slender rock]

granted it wasn't all one map but

i donno

:/

[pale ingot]

time for my ass to brawl with some hungry bandits

[river robin]

ape like posture
black
I’m not touching this one. You can rate by yourself.

[stone shoal]

Maybe it's my autism but all this says to me is "why wasn't I able to explore 90% of the other shit and why was Liberty City / San Fierro / Vice City an island when it really isn't"

[slender rock]

just a concept?

[slender rock]

ah yeah :/

[pale ingot]

unintentional

[river robin]

Oh I’m sure but still

[stone shoal]

Damn, didn't know they made Gorillo's in that color...

[pale ingot]

meat still red on the inside 🔥 cannibalism is true neutral

[thorny talon]

FEAR

[river robin]

Cannibalism mods make the game easier. No reason to spend time or money getting food when the majority of combat feeds you.

[stone shoal]

Dunno who that is

Roblox character

[river robin]

Context?

[pale ingot]

whatever keep yapping, i'll go have fun playing my game

[river robin]

drops pic of random person saying hi
refuses to elaborate, says nothing else
Go post somewhere else

[river robin]

Casual gamer

[thorny talon]

ninja simpsons guy

[narrow lotus]

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪jollyfart

[narrow lotus]

yo

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Kittys

[narrow lotus]

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪jollyfart.

[thorny talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964915964586131496/1186113683307384832/1108862500675530782.gif?ex=65921173&is=657f9c73&hm=38cf3317d88780a5a450449385f73f643c14063e906ab77ebf6c8e85af53317b&

[river robin]

Cringe

[thorny talon]

whar

[river robin]

Mod abuse pls demote

[storm stream]

Iedy abusing power

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/senate-palpatine-star-wars-gif-5129779

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-gif-20594902

[river robin]

Nice broken gif

[slender rock]

https://www.ign.com/maps/planetside-2/amerish

hmm

[river robin]

Context

[pale ingot]

truest progress ever

[slender rock]

forgot there was an IGN page with games maps that are interactive

then saw PlanetSide2

[storm stream]

Grok finna boink you inda head w a 120 mm GIAT CN120-26/52 smoothbore cannon

[pale ingot]

gyatt cannon

[storm stream]

🇫🇷

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1063906335793610843/4D73EFC0-CA10-4472-965E-2E815E8AB7BE.gif

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078654495787077672/1187085311336001707/VID_20231220_193234_812.mp4?ex=65959a59&is=65832559&hm=465aa6a8456806dda6f55786bcff28eb605380e0144dd4a920578d30eb48d4c9&

[placid sail]

oh hey the bot is back

alright, just for the sake of tradition

/nameme

[lunar brook]

skill issue

[placid sail]

nevermind

lame

[lunar brook]

shorty fits you better

[thorny talon]

bro im never accepting one of these again

[thorny talon]

what the FUCK is this

[narrow lotus]

Chicago residents at night

[terse osprey]

Who added the Dead Frontier scythe zombies

[thorny talon]

these guys have some weird pets

[fluid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jolly-christmas-gif-17210184799137802426

[terse osprey]

You should burn em all

[placid sail]

it's not the same for me man

[thorny talon]

im actually considering it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-holly-jolly-christmas-ltg-christmas-low-tier-god-gif-1431977317207580677

[placid sail]

yeah pretty much

[inland jackal]

What game?

[thorny talon]

i might just go up to the raiders and let them have them i am NOT babysitting those things

[queen finch]

Santa isn't real

[thorny talon]

rimworld + Red Horse 2 VOID mod

[queen finch]

neither are women's rights

[lunar brook]

Mods, slaughter his family tree

[thorny talon]

thats so funny dude

so comical

https://media.tenor.com/y9VhMKiVgBMAAAAC/low-tier-god-ltg-wrap-him-up-and-gift-him-to-the-grinch.gif

[inland jackal]

I need to actually play rimworld, I just have it sitting on my pc

[inland jackal]

Boring.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-present-is-below-your-tree-jolly-christmas-gif-6222773647311469216

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/have-you-tried-being-festive-being-festive-have-you-tried-killing-yourself-kill-your-self-festive-gif-8739848741656667177

thanks, i dont go outside anyway

[inland jackal]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had that as my first thought

Bro's so desperate he'll fuck a natural disaster

[queen finch]

I know, I tried reading about it, it's quite boring

[fluid coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1179299845224267786/jolly-spiritis-hooray.gif?ex=65794791&is=6566d291&hm=1398cfb6d9f87c2e6caae4ca7218cbcc206cc68cf1c151491ba692b2b0fbe3fe&

[queen finch]

[thorny talon]

i really want to buy it but my net worth is six dollars

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/934853119463030815.webp?size=48&name=Niko_RalseiSplat&quality=lossless

[inland jackal]

Real

[slender rock]

He shittin the bed

[slender rock]

it does

[inland jackal]

Pure, natural extracts

[slender rock]

and petrolum

🙂

3 and 1 oil just huffing that all day

[inland jackal]

I love sniffing petrol

Just grab that shit and
SNORF

?

[slender rock]

almost spat my coffee on my keybaord

lol

[inland jackal]

I'd believe it

[storm stream]

sniffing solvents?

damn

[inland jackal]

If mfs over here sniff petrol and get high off that, they can sniff whatever the fuck that is

Also bath salts but that's relatively normal

[pale ingot]

ok using an npc to save my main one from dying when i enter a fight is ass

im not good at doing it

im just gonna bait hungry bandits into the hub or squin and fight them there

[terse osprey]

Are you rich yet Ham?

[rose heron]

Hahaha

[pale ingot]

43k isnt rich at all probably but i have amassed a small bit of wealth

[inland jackal]

[terse osprey]

You should take a trip around and visit the cities to steal from

[pale ingot]

it really isnt anything personal

[pale ingot]

ive stolen quite a bit

[terse osprey]

Go to the South East and steal the Skin Bandits way of torture

[pale ingot]

im doing this to eat some decent fucking food

[terse osprey]

Oh right cannibalism

go eat your brothers in the north west then

[pale ingot]

im too weak

ill be the one getting eaten

[terse osprey]

Hire all the mercenaries and go beat em up

[pale ingot]

until then i will reside in this small shack in the hub and ill be eating people here

it is what it is

[slender rock]

lol

[stone shoal]

Make him into a robot

[pale ingot]

she dead

[stone shoal]

Or, for more modern times (Okran forgive me for uttering this phrase), a Sk*leton

[slender rock]

Skelbros?

Skele*

[stone shoal]

Skele*on

[slender rock]

👀 Say it, I bet nothing will happen

[stone shoal]

Okranite's biggest dare: Say Skeleton at a mirror three times

[winged geode]

bro just lost his right to make fun of anything tbh

[slender rock]

I just did it

🙂

nadda

[terse osprey]

Also not having their Holy Book at all times, and being a ||woman||

[stone shoal]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/473/531/9f2.jpg

[slender rock]

No. but doesn it matter??

[stone shoal]

|| Check inside yourself ||

[slender rock]

to non-believers?

[terse osprey]

A royal inquisitor and his retinue will be at your house in 3 seconds

[mystic bluff]

say deez nuts 5 times in front of a mirror and NOTHING will happen

[slender rock]

inside me is, just rotting away slowly until I become idk feral

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055710748954874036/1150085390158549073/medic.gif

[fresh rose]

12 hours

wait

i know who this is

[slender rock]

look man, the mental state is fucked

[pale ingot]

The cook:

[stone shoal]

Let him cook

[slender rock]

Cook is cooking

[mystic bluff]

is that so

[stone shoal]

What does cook skill even do

[fresh rose]

@neon trellis yo you need help man?

[pale ingot]

cock faster

[mystic bluff]

Cook

[stone shoal]

C o o k i n g

[slender rock]

cock faster

what?

[pale ingot]

what

[stone shoal]

Cooking with the cock

[slender rock]

ah yeah

[neon trellis]

[neon trellis]

i havent played war thunder since 2018 i escapde that hell hole for a while now

[pale ingot]

cooking and mincing an entire human being takes a man 12 hours of the day, its grueling work

back breaking if you will

bone breaking

check the money spread

i havent counted how much this is gonna net me but the weaons are of varying quality and the skeleton repair kits are 1.7k sold each

[terse osprey]

You should get the mod that enables item stacking

[pale ingot]

also

sheks beat me up for this one real bad

but i got up and i have 20 toughness now

i just have to lay low for a bit because 2500 bounty with the united cities

[terse osprey]

Shek looking for every excuse to fight ya

[stone blade]

[pale ingot]

i broke into a dudes home and stole his most valuable belongings, i shouldnt have gotten my shit kicked in for that smh

[terse osprey]

Ya just got spotted thats all, just knock him out

[pale ingot]

some random desert bandit asshole just spotted me, smacked me right in the stomach (its at -11) and ran away with my food

but idc i got +3 toughness from taht

[terse osprey]

starving bandit ftw

[pale ingot]

it wasnt even a starving bandit

it was a desert one

[pale ingot]

prayer day on the way to my outpost @terse osprey should i be worried

[terse osprey]

Get a man and the holy book, they'll talk a sermon and fuck off

[pale ingot]

along with a bandit raid following shortly after that, i know whats gonna happen when that goes down

[terse osprey]

they don't like women

[pale ingot]

i dont have one and im like a pretty long walk away from stack

but yknow what

im gonna go nick one from stack right now

[terse osprey]

Outposts are not worth it unless you have considerable manpower thats experienced enough to defend from multiple raids on the regular

[pale ingot]

its not even an outpost its just a mine that i had to put down to progress on my cannibalism mod

[slender rock]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK555893/

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-this-is-sparta-leonidas-gerard-butler-300-gif-16528839

[molten wind]

I thought there was an "exploit" where you could just fuck off. If no one's in the outpost, events don't trigger

[slender rock]

hmm

[pale ingot]

so while i mine there i get shit on by random events

[terse osprey]

There's an exploit yeah, they come for "center mass" of a outpost

[slender rock]

Yeet

[stone blade]

Aha

[slender rock]

IVAN!

[inland jackal]

alo ivan

[terse osprey]

you could place buildings in far reaches and combine so they only target the middle part and leave your shit intact

[molten wind]

I don't really think they do much to your outpost though, even if they "attack"

Like, Dust Bandits steal food I think. And that's about it

[terse osprey]

mainly steal shit

[terse osprey]

but they're annoying and noone is getting free shit

[pale ingot]

prayer day event happened while i was away from the outpost

im already in stack so i guess ill steal

holy crap lois

100% steaing chance

ive finally become the stealer

[terse osprey]

100% chance cause noone is nearby to hear your tomfoolery

it won't give you any XP

[pale ingot]

it will give me money though

hmm yes i may be wanted

[slender rock]

Fishe

[bitter scarab]

the fuck is matcha latte

Tea latte?

[slender rock]

Green Tea

as a latte

[bitter scarab]

cut off it's head

[bitter scarab]

Like...

[slender rock]

it's a thing for weebs

[bitter scarab]

Green tea with milk?

[slender rock]

matcha is green tea japanese

yes

[bitter scarab]

Is that what we re-invented?

[slender rock]

Japan did that

i guess

idk

[bitter scarab]

I drink green tea just to balance out the inormous amounts of caffeine i get from drinking really strong latte

[slender rock]

Oh

Canada Lite, aka BC

I see

[pale ingot]

guess whos jailed
jailed again
i'm back for 60 hours in the holy nation's slammer

[slender rock]

ham

they got the ham-man again

[slender rock]

apprently you can remove a step

just do both at the same time

Gekas! @quartz ridge https://sfyimby.com/2023/09/permits-filed-for-642-5th-street-by-sacramento-valley-station.html

this is what the city is doing

just planning to build more shit

realize it'll be too muc

then stop

CHRIST

[sullen steppe]

what anomaly mod is that?

[slender rock]

[sullen steppe]

worked

[solar obsidian]

gta 6 looks insane

[slender rock]

delight

[inland jackal]

delight

[solar obsidian]

hmm?

[inland jackal]

🤝

[slender rock]

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-villager-staring-phoenixsc-gif-25945930

[pale ingot]

google big black men r34 to find out

[solar obsidian]

hmm

[sullen steppe]

okay

[solar obsidian]

game of the year fr

[slender rock]

this isn't gta 6

[solar obsidian]

yeah right

[sullen steppe]

[slender rock]

this is the city of sacramento city planning to do more stupid shit

to waste money into buildings that will end up not being built

aaaaa

[sullen steppe]

gta 6 will lose game of the year to saints row 2

[solar obsidian]

uh huh

[sullen steppe]

itll be twice the saints double the rows

[pale ingot]

im just gonna grind toughness by doing shenanigans in the Stack prison

(setting evil ass prisoners free so i can catch a lucky break and escape)

[bitter scarab]

Opera literally added "Oh fuck my parents are at home" button

[sullen steppe]

its so sad that every building nowadays looks like a block

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082967724365447268/1187092784230961172/story-129440544_456239475.mp4?ex=6595a14e&is=65832c4e&hm=91769a7d7950e0510057e7aea4f4ed3845b7631c22731bac3a0b226731c8b0b8&

🎤

[pale ingot]

shitty singer

get him off the stage

[slender rock]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[meager maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697897737886236733/1187112599817564292/image.png?ex=6595b3c3&is=65833ec3&hm=49a12b19589054fea8ff726ffe7775156d7f9529d4b6ed12bcd5b2ecefcc0630& 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 🇨🇳

[bitter scarab]

BRUH

[slender rock]

no

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge why are these fucks trying turn sac into SF?

[pale ingot]

currently using block mode against a bunch of starving bandits

the training is going very well

nvm they managed to kick my ass im gonna kms

[sage otter]

Go-Go gadget reflective sunburn

[fading shuttle]

the job of a companion is to wait in a safe place for you to get beaten and then rescue you once the bandits leave

[pale ingot]

shut up alex i ate my last companion

[fading shuttle]

retard

[pale ingot]

cunt

[fading shuttle]

you are schewpid

also are the bandits killing you or just knocking you unconscious

[pale ingot]

im too cool for non cannibal companions

oh no its just unconscious

thank fuck my wounds arent bleeding out

[fading shuttle]

because you can recover, getting your ass kicked is normal

thats how you train

[pale ingot]

current stats

im just gonna run melee defence for a while until i can reliably just like

not die

while training strength ig

yeah ill go grind a bunch of iron again and wear that shit

[slender rock]

fucking real in the middle of may

104 degrees screaming eagle

[manic cave]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!! 4 DAYS UNTIL CHRIMASA!!!

[sage otter]

The open space sun oven

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-christmas-jolly-d-gif-11042319583125782337

JUST 4 DAYS

[pale ingot]

cool guns

i hate how my laboring skill is higher than all my other skills, even lockpicking

[lunar brook]

4 days til Crimmas

the user

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1186423937941377075/IMG_1944.png?ex=65933265&is=6580bd65&hm=ba795ae6f384dd4f2250e857323350a57eed4eeebbda97bf35ba61a4be38b6e8&

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-i-am-on-the-brink-meme-white-text-gif-26506151

[lunar brook]

of Jollyness

[keen summit]

tractor

[crimson flame]

belt fed fal???

[inland jackal]

Its... 4 days until christmas?

[slender void]

MHM

5

[pale ingot]

@fading shuttle i fought 2 garru's and got my shit kicked in and my arm is fucking broken, but i actually noticed i lived for a long time

[fading shuttle]

that toughness is very good

[pale ingot]

i also have 29 pieces of iron on me right now

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-flex-muscles-gif-17425697

[slender void]

inaccurate, didnt get the the shit invaded out of his country

[sage otter]

Real

[grim sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098343895634554961/1104905457761529896/sam_hyde_wtf_reaction_AdobeExpress.gif

[keen summit]

damn and im in school

[inland jackal]

You're still in school?

You haven't gone on winter break yet?

[pale ingot]

[somber warren]

hk 51 belt fed

portable full auto flashbang

[inland jackal]

I was gonna say

[pale ingot]

ok the arm is fucked

ill have to reload save probably?

[inland jackal]

Make sure you're wearing sunglasses when you shoot that thing lmao

[digital niche]

gotta splint the arm so it heals

not just bandage it

[pale ingot]

ok yeah no im fucked, critical and everything is getting worse, i'll go reload save

[somber warren]

you should always wear eyepro while shooting

[inland jackal]

Who needs eyepro?

Just lose your eyesight like a man

[digital niche]

pray that slavers come by and stabilize you ||then put you in the stables||

[pale ingot]

oh nice the save reloaded directly at the point after i bandaged my wounds and im right outside of the hub

[pale ingot]

slavers are kinda restarted..

i got enslaved once but then i just sort of

got up

lagged behind the rest of the slavers

then took my shackles off and fucking ran

[keen summit]

nah, 2 more days

and i have a math test tomorow and a physics test on friday

[inland jackal]

Damn

Bruh that's wildin

[keen summit]

i know

this week

already

i

had

i don't wanna lie

hol up

1 test

and that was german

[atomic crane]

bolt hold-open? pog?

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian

[atomic crane]

i didnt know the VZ had a bolt hold-open

[pale ingot]

VREII SA PLECI DAR NUMA NU MA IEI

NUMA NUMA IEI

[keen summit]

and i had 2 full on cia interogations today

[solar obsidian]

[inland jackal]

School moment

[keen summit]

i hate high school bruh

i mean

it's all fun and games

untill you get that one teacher that should've been retired ages ago

[solar obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAAOroCLKbA&ab_channel=IchibanAnimations
original

@heavy peak

[keen summit]

w

[heavy peak]

Seen

[inland jackal]

w

[inland jackal]

Fr, really didn't help that I had her on like the worst year of my life

[mystic bluff]

i think i've finally managed to get the fucking dogshit crypto money from back in 2021

this makes me immensely happy

[keen summit]

i already got 6 1's or F's however you want to call it

at her subjest

[mystic bluff]

i gave up on trying to get it around a year back but i might have gotten lucky

[keen summit]

subject

[mystic bluff]

did a lot of bullshit so now i just gotta do one final step and we'll see if its worked

wasted my entire motherfucking day on this

[pale ingot]

damn wtf my wounds are starting to heal up really fast now with 29 toughness

[inland jackal]

How long have you been talking about this game? lol

What game even is it?

[pale ingot]

kenshi my beloved

also arm healed by itself

i thought id actually need to splint it but no

[mystic bluff]

you're true

i will not continue further

[inland jackal]

https://youtube.com/@sussywussy?si=dvaahXhlvAMXmGw7

What the fuck did I just find?

[pale ingot]

we have the meats

(i abused ninjas to kill 5 garrus)

[solar obsidian]

so jolly

[mystic bluff]

lethal company

[pale ingot]

nuts cracked

[ocean pulsar]

man animation is rough

[mystic bluff]

anime deez

[ocean pulsar]

doesn't help that I'm retarded

[mystic bluff]

whyd i say anime instead of animate

dont care

anime deez

[ocean pulsar]

after 4 hours I animated 2 seconds of rough footage

[distant quarry]

grill it in like 10 campfires

why tf are campfires free is beyond me

[pale ingot]

you dont need lockpicks to lockpick, you dont need a pickaxe to mine (you pull one out of your ass)

[distant quarry]

fair point

though most people have an ass pickaxe

you don't?

[pale ingot]

born without one

💔

[distant quarry]

just like with circumcision you get one after birth

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884051675680231504/1187063661513166879/411998721_320388197570596_1705473632265393381_n.jpg?ex=6595862f&is=6583112f&hm=a321896450edf5aa4001f531cf945df64fa8717bcefa9be5936d97f9fdfc1afb&

[pale ingot]

so i guess im good on food for a long time now

[pale ingot]

parents opted out of it

[distant quarry]

you should set out and scavange some loot after a fight

so you can buy some good food

inv space is important

[pale ingot]

im weak rn so im training any way i can (getting my shit kicked in by hungry bandits and garru's)

[remote vine]

Any good games to play recently

[pale ingot]

its a lot safer than i previously thought

[inland jackal]

Lethal company

[pale ingot]

also 24/7 holding an entire ninja pack of iron on me

actually fuck it

[remote vine]

I would but I don’t want to play with randoms

[pale ingot]

im gonna get a 2ND ninja pack full of iron

[distant quarry]

train your running by getting fat loot and running the fuck away

and strength ig

[pale ingot]

also gonna get an armor upgrade while im at shinobi tower in the hub

[distant quarry]

shinobi armour sucks mostly imo

[slender rock]

H

[distant quarry]

black plate jacket my beloved

this is the way

[pale ingot]

ive been eyeing that for so long at this shinobi trader dude

bad part is its shoddy grade

i know one other shinobi settlement around my area, i can take a short trip there to see if they sell a higher quality one

are drifer's boots worth it over just sandals

[distant quarry]

if you want good quality armour i can tell you where to get it but its kinda an exploration spoiler

[pale ingot]

dont tell me

[distant quarry]

sandals are op imo, running at 34mph never had let me down

[pale ingot]

ill be fine

[distant quarry]

alr good luck, also ruins might have the armour so look out for those

[pale ingot]

ill keep my sandals on tbh since i wanna fucking skedaddle. run away. get the hell outta there.

[slender rock]

Hmm

[pale ingot]

oh shit all my bounties ran out

[pale ingot]

they forgota bout me in stack too

[meager maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979739589973536808/1187054706963521639/dbda49f7c6c97ec2e7ae6fea15cb720a.mp4?ex=65957dd8&is=658308d8&hm=7a4a143ed8cc034179603713a43fecac3a8b6f388adb13b1e2eff2c458568549&

[lusty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-gif-20345029

[pale ingot]

outta luck, it wasnt even a shinobi specific settlement

[sage otter]

https://fxtwitter.com/BeratStuff/status/1570364113137565702

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

Why again fx?

[solar obsidian]

embeds the link on discord for some reason

otherwise regular x.com or twitter.com doesnt embed it (posts as a link and nothing else)

[slender rock]

Weird

[pale ingot]

3 garru's just obliterated my cranium

literally no hits taken other than to my head

[slender rock]

Such is life

Meh

[atomic crane]

i can fix her

[pale ingot]

finally some good fucking strength training

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1181106633154236487/tenor.gif?ex=657fda45&is=656d6545&hm=956f108335841331dd293a43d22e9ec1be86718cb81332a0515e4e360571860f&

[lunar brook]

Overloaded with those GAINS

[pale ingot]

I REIGN TRIUMPHANT
against 2 goats, one of which is a fucking baby

[lament vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765541553149837322/1187074837517193296/1707455666678595883-png__700.png?ex=65959098&is=65831b98&hm=a853076b0976025153056979662341ce7e555b57932ecf22f617f34a9db2db95&format=png&

[ocean pulsar]

https://vxtwitter.com/earth_rune/status/1737390118409773127?t=Rvg1RuXhFK4ldHA-GPB5rg&s=19
vxTwitter / fixvx

:(

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

Sac us is so over

[eager igloo]

Fuck this

Im not moving my shit to Zaton

No way

Fuck this place

[quartz ridge]

Probably trying to distract from the homeless issue tbh

[eager igloo]

Ugh but now I gotta carry that shit to Rostok

This fucking sucks

I took lost signal mission in zaton on accident

https://tenor.com/view/critkid7139-gif-23793406

[pale ingot]

erm,........... uurm. dekline...

[eager igloo]

I will

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[eager igloo]

Good evening

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/fesh-pince-of-blair-fesh-pince-fesh-pince-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-gif-5870932534136966074

[finite quest]

just got trainee, feeelin so cooool.

[slender rock]

yeah

[crimson pagoda]

tf happened to stalker chat

why is it locked

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge like I said before there's a sliding scale of shitty homeless trash

it still fucking was a shit time

i hated it

[solar obsidian]

check now

[crimson pagoda]

nice

why was i blocked lol

[solar obsidian]

you had the Novice role for some reason

[fading shuttle]

same

[crimson pagoda]

bruh

[fading shuttle]

just wrote something in tark channel to get rid of it

[slender rock]

...ski..ll issue?

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

[solar obsidian]

yeah, write something in a channel that gives XP to get rid of Novice

same for you too, @slender rock, if you want

[finite quest]

go to the thread

the only successful thread

just do cmds and shit

[solar obsidian]

(#🎪bruh-fart doesnt give xp)

[finite quest]

or go talk stalker stuff

the thread for jollyfart does though

xp cheat code, no cooldown at all

[slender rock]

hmm

[finite quest]

oh shit oh shit oh shit!

i love maids armor icon thing

makes gasmask look hot

[slender rock]

that's very weeeirrd

[finite quest]

anyways

w loadout?

[slender rock]

save some of the drip for the rest of us

damn

[finite quest]

i wish that your outfit would actually display what you wear but ofc the armors just show off what was designed

[slender rock]

i mean yeah the name sake

[finite quest]

so like

[slender rock]

yeah...

well

[finite quest]

you could be waering some random ass gasmask or helmet with your outfit

and if you 3rd person

entirely different gasmask

[solar obsidian]

ultrawide?

[finite quest]

screensnip

1920x1080 Borderless

[slender rock]

the engine is being expanded and stretched and prodded enough as it is

[finite quest]

maybe i could make this my living room

alot of space for it ngl

[slender rock]

making the outfits match 1:1 might just cause the entire world to implode

[finite quest]

i wish there was a mod that added like an actually good watch, like if you were in dl1 and checked your watch

has that little

digital display

of maybe like

19:32

or

19:48

yk

but no we just have shitty watch that gives vague tellings of time!!

like

a little digital watch

and its attachable to a quickslot

and if you press the key for it, it'll start a little animation of you checking the watch

would be swg

swag

[slender rock]

Beesechurger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppobi8VhWwo

hmm

[pale ingot]

i repaired the crib and added the blueprints for stuff i want to have right now

most of it is inside but ill post that when its done

[edgy abyss]

@grizzled meadow

[final cedar]

colorblind jumpscare

[slender rock]

2

🙂

[slender rock]

http://www.color-blind-test.com/color-blind-tests/ishihara-test/ishihara-color-blind-test.html

[solar obsidian]

sir, swastikas arent allowed here

[eager igloo]

Home sweet home

Staying in Rostok after all

Best money

[final cedar]

wouldn't that be a fun way to find out I'm colorblind

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

https://www.color-blind-test.com/images/test/colormatch.html

this more comprehensive

[pale ingot]

2?!?!?!??!?!

i can now hold my own against starving bandits, they may be the bottom of the food chain but it's progress

[river robin]

Not really.
It fucks up and has red in two areas, look at the bar.
Also it’s an ad for a scam of color corrective glasses. Which isn’t how light works. Can’t do that.

[final cedar]

am champ

[slender rock]

it is harder

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

figured as much

play it as a game ryry

fuck

[final cedar]

it just uses a 360° colour space

[pale ingot]

I figure i shouldnt fuck with the "black dragon ninjas", i'll just like mine my shit and run

[finite quest]

destroyed 8 bandits with a basic makarov

[pale ingot]

it happened to be a raid at my outpost (the one mining spot i had to put down for my cannibalism mod)

[finite quest]

do you think im stupid? thats military

[river robin]

You mean to tell me, that you killed 8 unarmored shitheads
With a pistol?
Woah
It’s almost like…
Guns kill people…and there was nothing to stop bullets.

[final cedar]

yes

[finite quest]

oh they were armored

[river robin]

Yes

[finite quest]

ryry i have a challenge for you

stop being a condescending douchebag, thank you :D

[river robin]

No

[finite quest]

yes

[final cedar]

oh man

I ate so much shishkebab

[finite quest]

i have 338 lapua for a reason