🎪bruh-fart

[steady trellis]

i dont know tbh

[wide basin]

I mean from Keychrom to germany mainly

[steady trellis]

give me a day or two - I'm sending out one to Sky

[wide basin]

cause that's probably the expensiv one

yeah dw

can wait after xmass if it's easier for you

[steady trellis]

all KC boards come from China

anyway, I'll see rates for inside EU when i send his out, then i have an idea of rates and can see if its ok to do so

i might even delay your board 2 days and fully work on it

lube the switches, repair stabs

I'll let you know

[wide basin]

👀

🙏 dw take your time

[fallow trellis]

i got this map off a zombie i killed

feels bad man

[twin jetty]

Stalker players when they listen to dirge for the planet:

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602283508886536214/1186386133584707665/IMG_9164.png?ex=65930f30&is=65809a30&hm=4732762f1f4e28d6a09799e5290304d3207c21019be74c690ba7cbdc424f4ad4&

the amongus stream is great

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/EZpZwunMzuE

[solar obsidian]

why do people like bad apple?

[fading shuttle]

old well animated video, and its from the touhou fanbase

they come around every couple of years and make a meme that invades every part of the internet

[solar obsidian]

the music is horrible and the animation is pretty mid

eh, weebs...

[fading shuttle]

its a fan animation from like 16ish years ago bro

calm down

[solar obsidian]

so?

[fading shuttle]

classic delight l

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jiggy-with-it-gif-14549751785811634634

[fading shuttle]

consider commiting to a graveyard

[eager igloo]

Awww

Thats shit

[solar obsidian]

okay, toxic fan

classic stereotype

[fading shuttle]

yes

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/6pAeWf3NPNU

[mossy lagoon]

[grizzled meadow]

Deligh took the biggest L

Imagine talking shit about Bad Apple

It's fucking over

[fading shuttle]

demote his ass back to muted please

[solar obsidian]

ill never understand weebs

[devout hull]

thats a wild dildo

[solar obsidian]

hey, i used to watch some anime as a kid till i was 15

and thats it

most animations are just god awful

the lip sync is horrible too

[devout hull]

Seems like you don't know which animes are actually worth watching.

[solar obsidian]

i watched some good as a kid

[devout hull]

No. You thought some were good as a kid.

[solar obsidian]

yes?

[grizzled meadow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Apple!!

Impossible to have culture in here

[pearl lichen]

I mean if we're talking about the actual "My Japan could never!" Weebs, then yeah I don't get it.

[solar obsidian]

the music is horrible, man

[fading shuttle]

delight has mental problems (extremo empty brain) he wouldnt understand

[pearl lichen]

Anime is just another form of media just like any other though.

[solar obsidian]

vtuber, ultra degenerate

[grizzled meadow]

Yes taste is subjective but it isn't the point in any case

[fading shuttle]

your ass doesnt even like bad apple, you cant judge me peasant

[solar obsidian]

okay "Impossible to have culture in here"

just because i dont like something you like, that doesnt mean i dont have culture

i too have something i like

and im not calling you uncultured

[pearl lichen]

I think everyone needs to watch more Gundam

[fading shuttle]

yes it does

[grizzled meadow]

But you are uncultured in this case, it's a really old famous meme done in whatever possible way

[pastel quartz]

delight don’t listen to these dudes, you’re the most cultured guy I know.

[fading shuttle]

go away offtopic cunt

[pastel quartz]

that’s excessively rude

[solar obsidian]

okay? there are plenty of old memes that you may not know too. you know every possible old meme?

[placid sail]

dude somehow manages to be more trad than you sometimes, and you're Italian

[pastel quartz]

this actually breaches rule 1

so if you could apologise I would appreciate it

[fading shuttle]

🖕

[pastel quartz]

im not sure which culture this is traditionally accepted as an apology but out of fear for being compared to delight I will accept it and say thank you

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

I'm a powerful being

I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him

[fading shuttle]

delight has lived in a cave most of his life and the only media he has ever watched was the wizards of waverly place during that time

[summer topaz]

great show

[fading shuttle]

yeah but not something i wanna watch forever

[placid sail]

alex is at fucking anyone's throat at any moment

dude is the entirety of Bulgaria bullying you

[fading shuttle]

go away sigmund freud

[stone shoal]

Motherfucking Gnorp-ports!

[solar obsidian]

gotta take all the childhood trauma on other people

[slender rock]

Of course

[finite quest]

hello

i hath returned

sorta

[pastel quartz]

Hello greed

[finite quest]

im on the big banana called a bus

[stone shoal]

He's on a small banana...

[placid sail]

that's him

[stone shoal]

Red name representing his gang

[fading shuttle]

mortal kombat

[stone shoal]

Yeah same

[pastel quartz]

black panther

[fading shuttle]

thats my boy shao kahn

[stone shoal]

Wakaliwood Mortal Kombay

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9o_BwSN-o&ab_channel=Glorb

bro how is this shit so fire

[inland jackal]

evening fellas

[stone shoal]

Tism-Rap

[finite quest]

2nd one is me most of the day in school, so many retarded people

[stone shoal]

Half of me wants to tell you to look inside yourself

[solar obsidian]

slow motion in normal motion

[stone shoal]

The other half agrees

[finite quest]

listen im a bit special

[narrow lotus]

combo'd

[finite quest]

literallt a bit special

not acoustic special

[stone shoal]

He's got those MC Jeans

Sleeper Main Character

[finite quest]

just attention deficit hyperactive disorder special

but to be fair

every brainfart chatters a bit retarded

[stone shoal]

I cannot wait for the days when people's 30's become the new 20's

[pastel quartz]

ryry army

[finite quest]

busmallah!

[pastel quartz]

today I learned that invictus role got deleted so I'm uninstalling gamma and hanging myself

[finite quest]

imboutta fukin nuht! - dreamfulbull.

[stone shoal]

Invictus got deleted from you or from everyone?

[pastel quartz]

from everyone !!!!one

[finite quest]

wtf is invicths

[stone shoal]

Tryhard mode

[finite quest]

i see

doesnt ready or not have that

[stone shoal]

Yeah kinda

Iron man mode. Like how tf do you move if you made of iron????

[pastel quartz]

fuck im still getting it just to brag to nubs in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[finite quest]

waht i would like in funny stalker game
crossbow, i am daryl dixon
molotov, fire is hot
machete

[pastel quartz]

I think you'd like far cry 2

[finite quest]

and lastly

Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles for those pesky fuckers (bandits)

[inland jackal]

and a nuke

[finite quest]

for unitards

(unisg)

[inland jackal]

look at this, how can they not invite me to watch

[finite quest]

soundboard bomb them

[inland jackal]

nah im good

[finite quest]

do the voicechats have soundboard enabled

pls tell me theyvdo

[inland jackal]

lemme check

no

[finite quest]

nooo ::((((

[stone shoal]

I love hearing the sounds of my enemies screaming in the worst possible pain available to mankind. And also using a crossbow :DDDDD

[inland jackal]

im behind the idea of crossbow in stalker

[finite quest]

imagine the bolt just piercing the glass of a gasmask

hearing that crunch

ughhhh!!

[wide basin]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1473350/the_Gnorp_Apologue/

Steam

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$6.29

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[inland jackal]

agreed

[finite quest]

that would be pretty epic man

[inland jackal]

a greed

[stone shoal]

I'ma be the richest Gnorpa in the gnorp-hood.

[finite quest]

anyways

i wish i could cur down trees and minecraft in stalker

build a 50 ft tall hideout

Lol!

[inland jackal]

this is even better

[stone shoal]

https://youtu.be/M16CZ38PuFQ?si=oQkqbbETuLZWav-D

10 Billion Bacteria were beaten to death by Blarf

[inland jackal]

10 Billion Bacteria were beaten to death by Blarf

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/blarf-discord-mod-gif-18845659

[stone shoal]

Blarfma Balls

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzk2E4UXFFs

[stone shoal]

[midnight cloud]

Woohoo! Can you believe it guys?!

Just a week away!

I am happy to hear this information!

[inland jackal]

got any grapes?

[midnight cloud]

...

What?...

What did you just say?

[slender rock]

Then he fuckin waddled away

[inland jackal]

and he fuckin waddled away

[stone shoal]

BOM BOM BA DEE DEE DUM

[livid pond]

waddle waddle

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[inland jackal]

actually a banger that was made 3 weeks ago

original was made 14years ago

[narrow lotus]

sigh

[mystic bluff]

waow!! tits

[inland jackal]

no way

[stone shoal]

Admin unironically posting cropped tits

[narrow lotus]

at least she is infinetely hotter than Morgpie

[stone shoal]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[eager igloo]

Fr

[stone shoal]

Blackmail material acquired

[narrow lotus]

[inland jackal]

that looks like a sorter

[fading shuttle]

cant believe this, cropped porn

[livid pond]

bannened

[inland jackal]

i want one fr

[stone shoal]

Re-add the evil emote or I will make the report!!!!!!!!11111

[narrow lotus]

i wish i had tits like those you would all be subscribed to me

retards

[inland jackal]

electrical components arent a thing to be messy with

[narrow lotus]

[stone shoal]

My demands will be met

[bright hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934237307140198410/1029444799134191627/988854941814751242.gif

[stone shoal]

Evil emote must return

(pls)

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-machine-gun-shoot-gif-15419405

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/pepega-pepe-the-frog-gun-shooting-gif-16396270

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-beans-thumbsup-gif-13344631

[narrow lotus]

how

holy

[stone shoal]

I am not giving my views to twitch whores

[narrow lotus]

somebody explain me the anatomy behind this

is this healthy ?

[inland jackal]

same, i got better things to do

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diTM0g4I_Ng like this

now this is fire

[narrow lotus]

people blacksmithing actual weapons then actually testing them

that was some MEN shit

[inland jackal]

isnt the creator a child

but then again, theres a producer

[solar obsidian]

[stone shoal]

His free trial of life has ended

[inland jackal]

chipi chipi chapa chapa

[stone shoal]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[inland jackal]

the song

[inland jackal]

is a new brain scorcher

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-rave-anime-dance-anime-girl-cat-girl-dance-anime-girl-dance-gif-18402272

[inland jackal]

and its waiting for its strelok

@stone shoal will you be the strelok

[inland jackal]

dont make me sing it in voice chat

jk

[stone shoal]

No, I'm not suffering from enough male-pattern-baldness for that.

[slender rock]

@stone shoal I am

[stone shoal]

My honest condolencews

[slender rock]

Crows peak mofo

Hhh

[stone shoal]

I remember they were advertising some shampoo or some shit that saves your hair

Is that real

[slender rock]

Yes

[stone shoal]

It's either that or a wig

[slender rock]

Several ones

Rogain

Uhm

[stone shoal]

Is that BEFORE or DURING you suffering from MPB?

[slender rock]

Yes

[stone shoal]

Because I might just start applying it now at 25 while I still have it

[slender rock]

Oh shit sac sheriff pulling up

Wtf

Hmm

Nvm

[stone shoal]

the sack sheriff

The testicle police

[inland jackal]

i just noticed, the line on youtube video timeline

the white transparent part means how frequently were parts replayed

[slender rock]

Weird

[stone shoal]

Yes

[inland jackal]

hard to see

[stone shoal]

Go onto a video with boobs and see where the most replayed part was

[inland jackal]

bet

[stone shoal]

Always funny

[inland jackal]

lets add more terrain to those vids

[stone shoal]

Bro's playing minecraft with the youtube replay bar

[inland jackal]

gotta terraform

wtf are these names

[river robin]

Yeah I’m smoking Aztech mutant vanguard gel blaster receivers.

I’m him

[inland jackal]

vanguard reciever

[ocean pulsar]

gel blasters, the airsoft replicas for countries that are so afraid of toys they outlaw even those

[inland jackal]

mi imamo kapisle ha

[stone shoal]

[fallow trellis]

live leak footage: Chinese worker gets his body removed from this realm for 30 seconds

[slate crown]

😭

[inland jackal]

mikhal jekson

[slate crown]

hee hee

[ocean pulsar]

posle onaj klinac koj upucao onu skolu kod nas država se malo plaši sad i ok airsofta

[stone shoal]

Local chinese man has been hit by- been struck by a smooth criminal

[ocean pulsar]

da ne kažem ništa od to što nas razoružavaju skroz

[inland jackal]

i to

[inland jackal]

ma to sve amerika jebe

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/english-motherfucker-speak-do-you-speak-it-sam-l-jackson-gif-4693590

[inland jackal]

murica is a bad influence to other countries

[ocean pulsar]

jebem mu mater

[river robin]

Ok but what about: the UK, Canada, India, Portions of South Africa, Much of Scotland, and a couple others.

My point: eat shit and die you are a moron.

[inland jackal]

literally whole world will be deweaponized and will become stalker gamma

[ocean pulsar]

ah yes the peak of civilized society portions of south africa and india

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559487902728585216/1145789531832987761/i-have-to-kill-myself-kill-myself.gif

[inland jackal]

india has pipeguns from fallout

[ocean pulsar]

no that's pakistan

[inland jackal]

true

[river robin]

Damn

[ocean pulsar]

lotta gunsmiths in pakistan

[inland jackal]

kako se ono kaze za oruzija koja su oduzeta

[placid sail]

wait what the hell you're not ryry!

[inland jackal]

confiscated?

[ocean pulsar]

tako nešto

[river robin]

WHO ARE YOU

[placid sail]

clownie!

[inland jackal]

what about brazil

[placid sail]

it's an impostor!

[river robin]

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

[ocean pulsar]

confiscated is more incriminated but something like that

[pastel quartz]

I'm a goofy goober up to tomfoolery frfr!!

[river robin]

Brazil is a shithole.
Not gonna claim that one.

[placid sail]

too many clownies

[inland jackal]

agreed

[pastel quartz]

that's just the internet ngl

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-nose-snake-hognose-blanket-gif-11127955664354561390

[finite quest]

i have a cheeseburger

[pastel quartz]

big ass gun

[river robin]

That is not a big gun

[river robin]

That is a fucking sten

[finite quest]

the cartel that supposedly made a 50 cal smg:

[inland jackal]

revolver shotgun

[river robin]

That is the simplest smg possible

[inland jackal]

i heard about that one

[ocean pulsar]

I mean revolver shotguns are a thing

.410

[river robin]

Wasn’t real

[inland jackal]

judge

[finite quest]

best sniper are those old pump action snipers

[ocean pulsar]

ye

[finite quest]

duh lol!

literally impossible to make that

[ocean pulsar]

wasn't it real evidence but completely inoperable

maybe I'm talking out of my ass

[river robin]

It was a real gun but didn’t work

[finite quest]

you are

[pastel quartz]

that looks like a gun used in a western history caricature

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5km_NRijIXY

[river robin]

False. Lower the powder load and it could work.
Wouldn’t hit nearly as hard but it would work.
Learn more before speaking.

[fading shuttle]

[ocean pulsar]

hey alex

[river robin]

Cold water on hot pan

[fading shuttle]

he cooking

[pale ingot]

jit is fearless

[stone shoal]

Dangerous game

[fading shuttle]

snek is just shedding and wants to be left alone, he friendly

[river robin]

Snake is about to shed and is just annoyed

[river robin]

I want this without the shitty caption

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown

[inland jackal]

muriatic acid, caustic soda and hydrogen chloride

[river robin]

Payday is dead

[inland jackal]

it aint

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-dancing-dancing-crab-gif-16543314

[river robin]

3 is shit, as I predicted.

And it’s a failure of a game

[ocean pulsar]

yes you and you alone

[inland jackal]

i mean, it has room for a dlc

[ocean pulsar]

nah 3 is fundamentally bad

not just lacking content

[river robin]

Ok but the fundamentals of the game suck dick.

[ocean pulsar]

it's just structured like ass

[solar obsidian]

why would you share a staff channel

[inland jackal]

i mean, cyberpunk got decent over the years

[river robin]

It’s bad.
More content won’t make it not bad

[solar obsidian]

smh

[ocean pulsar]

cyberpunk was well written and had a great theme from the start, after they made it playable they could start adding into it

[river robin]

Cyberpunk was just buggy as fuck. There was a game there I guess, once they fixed everything.
Payday 3 just isn’t fun. They would have to rebuild it from the ground up. So many mechanics are shit.

Payday 3 is playable but bland, mechanically flawed, and suffering from an identity crisis.

[inland jackal]

complain to payday devs then

[ocean pulsar]

on the flipside payday 2 dominated in player numbers after the launch of 3

lmao

[stone shoal]

I'm trapped in the system now

[river robin]

I didn’t buy the game, because I knew this would happen.
I’m just stating the obvious. I don’t care enough to go out of my way to complain to the devs.
They can fail. That would be a good thing for the industry.

[inland jackal]

is it me or its always that the second game is always better than the third

[stone shoal]

By the time I awake from this ancient cheese slumber the earth will have dried, the stars will have faded and the last few ashes of man will have evaporated into the soil

[inland jackal]

and 58 seconds

imo payday 2 had nothing else to be added, they had to come up with something even if it was bad

[ocean pulsar]

I mean yeah 2 is showing it's age pretty bad

[river robin]

3 doesn’t even have offline it’s so fucking horrible.

[ocean pulsar]

but 3 is just so much wasted potential

[inland jackal]

also 3 being in ue5 looks like they are experimenting

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[solar obsidian]

usually the 2nd is better than 1st, the 3rd is worse or equal to the 1st

[ocean pulsar]

black flag being the exception as being the only good assassin's creed ever

[stone shoal]

Really dunno what the 1st even has going for it

[river robin]

You don’t experiment with a commercial product without play testing.
3, what little I touched of it through the beta, clearly wasn’t externally playtested.

[stone shoal]

Little bit more grounded in reality maybe?

[finite quest]

How bout that pricks face when he saw the unisg

[inland jackal]

didnt dr disrespect do that

[finite quest]

its fun game trust me

[stone shoal]

Idk what this means unless you're referring to shit like the gwaphix

[finite quest]

if u want to play ill play with u

[ocean pulsar]

yeah and it's a bit jank in general but other than that an objectively good game

[inland jackal]

i can download pd2 again, i just gotta delete gamma

[river robin]

He’s one guy and a streamer.
He was also probably paid.
His opinion is biased, and made through the lens of content creation.

[finite quest]

me and my gitty gat are chilling watching tv :)

[slate crown]

classic total classic

[finite quest]

look at my gitty gat :))

[inland jackal]

hes colorful

[river robin]

I have seen something much worse than this

Hold on

[finite quest]

i have an obese cat

whos prob gonna die soon

shes like

14

[pastel quartz]

it looks disappointed in someone

[finite quest]

i just wome him up

woke

[inland jackal]

im starting to think people like to complain about games that are in early stages

[finite quest]

Elegant beast of Pennsylvania

[river robin]

Man made horrors beyond comprehension

[finite quest]

he no longer needs boulets?!

[stone shoal]

Holy shit, Squirrel Stapler IRL!!!!!!

[inland jackal]

he got melee attacks now

[finite quest]

wtf jedi survivor

[inland jackal]

and afaik melee doesnt need boolets

[fading shuttle]

changed build

[finite quest]

bro isnt calorie kestis

[river robin]

Why do people like this shit smh my head

[inland jackal]

copycat perk

[inland jackal]

funny to watch

[stone shoal]

What is he saying in the eng lish language?

[river robin]

But he’s just saying the same things over and over

[finite quest]

its a caked up frenchie with boulets

[river robin]

Where’s the funny

[inland jackal]

he wants to be a voice actor

[finite quest]

that is not humane at all

[inland jackal]

also thats a new meta on the internet

[inland jackal]

npc streams

[stone shoal]

Very humane

[inland jackal]

where you act like npc

[river robin]

The onion

[pastel quartz]

because he's caked up ofc

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-gif-6493979152995335147

[finite quest]

no. i have seen a video of him suckin a guy off, only acting hes gonna do is on the hub

[river robin]

Sex does sell I guess.

[inland jackal]

we might as well search for him

[finite quest]

CALL JOHNNY SINS! we need to find frenchie a man to sex with

[inland jackal]

im sure johnny is a great detective

[finite quest]

me fr

i will never stop!

[stone shoal]

Everyone else when I rant about how TLOU2 would've been infinitely better if Ellie was pregnant:

[finite quest]

what.

[stone shoal]

No?

That was the right post

[inland jackal]

hell yea

markiplier released another observation duty video

[finite quest]

immortalize me

:))

[river robin]

Ok

Send it

[finite quest]

post thug irony

now

hood irony

thuggers

[tulip ravine]

Bosh

[finite quest]

post a thug now!

[inland jackal]

markiplier is a more internet oriented keanu

[stone shoal]

Thug Shaker?

[finite quest]

you wouldnt understand doodle

you havent seen what IVE SEEN

[river robin]

That aint that bad lol

[stone shoal]

I understand that TLOU2 Would've been better if-

[river robin]

Oh it’s horrible, and I get your joke, but eh.

[finite quest]

you havent seen what ive seen

[pastel quartz]

Greed how would you take it if I posted a, how do you call, thug shaker?

[finite quest]

trust me

[finite quest]

what kind of thugshaker

[pastel quartz]

I don’t know if I have any saved anymore

[finite quest]

a real thugshaker or a false one..

[river robin]

I raise you this

[finite quest]

cum desk

[stone shoal]

Still need a fourth tbh

[pastel quartz]

I think the snake voice one is the one I used to have saved

I also had a Ricardo milos one but that was deleted

[finite quest]

ricardo exists still wym

lol

ik what shes gonna do

no just ricardo

come another day

[river robin]

Kill all pedophiles.

Fuck anyone who says pedos should be accepted.

And fuck anyone who says “map” instead of pedo.
If you want to diddle kids, you are a pedophile.
Simple as.

[pale ingot]

the first bullet cures some unknown disease and the 2nd bullet gives you pedophilia

[stone shoal]

It's a good thing that bullets also kill you

Outside of the girl in a dress on the monitor, it's just a local piss-bottle dungeon

Where's the news headline

[finite quest]

imagine if there was a bow and arrow in stalker

hmm..

crossbow..

bow arrow...

c4...

a bow would be useless ngl

crossbow would be handy though

[pale ingot]

looks like what i imagine a 4chan users room would look like

[finite quest]

especially if you would have those metal bolts

i had a friend with this kinda room once

[finite quest]

except there were shit jars too

it was scarring

the first day i entered his room

[pale ingot]

by michelle obama

[finite quest]

will scar me

[pale ingot]

bro your friend was professor prostate

[finite quest]

isnt there a mod that makes the detector screens not shitty and actually clear

[remote vine]

My sources told me this is

[finite quest]

i have pissed in the sink on more than one occassion

cuz the toilet wasnt working

either a bottle

sink

or the shower

[pale ingot]

why the sink

[pale ingot]

why didnt you go for the shower as your 2nd option

[maiden lance]

oh god a sink pisser

[finite quest]

sometimes you cant get to the shower in time to piss

[pale ingot]

what the fuck

[finite quest]

im joking

retard

im not a animal

[stone shoal]

Pissing in the shower is the only acceptible thing

[pale ingot]

this is brainfart dumbass

i expect the worst out of everyone here

[stone shoal]

Tub Girl

[pale ingot]

id pay for that premium streaming content

[stone shoal]

This is maybe the one you will be killed for

[river robin]

Mods ban him

[waxen maple]

I haven’t opened the hazardous post yet

What is it

[river robin]

Get him outta here

Remove em

Cmon

[dreamy flax]

@mellow hemlock (addest) has been banned for reason: Porn

[stone shoal]

F

[waxen maple]

Ok

[river robin]

F

[waxen maple]

Good thing for my brain then

[narrow lotus]

[waxen maple]

Real

[stone shoal]

Okay but where's the Jerma-mountains

[pale ingot]

i missed the porn

[stone shoal]

Something about a femboy

[waxen maple]

https://tenor.com/view/same-office-sad-gif-19573853

[stone shoal]

Too many black bars I stopped giving a shit

[pale ingot]

why do i always miss the fucked up shit that happens in brainfart bro

[waxen maple]

Cuz all the acc messed up stuf happens in newbiechat

[pale ingot]

fuck newbie chat

[waxen maple]

We’re is just unhinged and goofy

[pale ingot]

shutcho bitchass up i dont wanna hear it

[waxen maple]

No wonder you’re a stinky poopy exile

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073372651541766204/1153363779904618497/aaaaaaaaazzzz-1.gif

[pale ingot]

thats my favorite gif

[waxen maple]

Why the jaw shake

[stone shoal]

Flexing

[slender void]

muscle memory

[stone shoal]

He's training to be a coffee grinder

[pale ingot]

that fat kid vaping is so fucking funny

[waxen maple]

Dubious doobie

[stone shoal]

I miss all the good shit that happens in newbie chat because I'd rather not wade thorugh 98% shit for 2% funny dramarama

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945168127191285810/1147294828909035550/i_ned_mur_bulets.gif

[slender void]

fucking exiles

i swear

im gonna banish them all

[stone shoal]

https://images-cdn.ubuy.ae/63543641eb02d1224e56595f-hmange-oval-wall-mirror-for-bathroom-24.jpg

[finite quest]

its sad

lool

Lol.

the obese little boy with the mothers vape.

[pale ingot]

i dont care. it's funny

[finite quest]

true

hes fat thats what makes it funny

[pale ingot]

the jaw shake before the delayed puff of smoke is

[slender void]

btw that fat kid died from neumonia induced vaping, his lungs were covered in tar

[finite quest]

good, teach him a lesson

Lol.

[pale ingot]

bro is so triggered

[finite quest]

a lesson he'll neva learn.

[finite quest]

why wouldnt i be smoking is very naughty.

very very naughty.

[pale ingot]

i mean yeah but why this mofo so angry about it..

[finite quest]

Shitake mushrooms dude thats a huge rock!

[pale ingot]

nothing you can change about it anyway

[finite quest]

true but

true.

[pale ingot]

[finite quest]

wish me luck, im gonna increase my grass settings

[slender void]

dude wants to get sniped by a guy 3 feet infront of him and say gamma is too hard

[finite quest]

before and after

do u think my pc will spontaneously combust

[slender void]

increase grass size to max

[finite quest]

also how does operatordrewski pick up things quickly, especially in his ironman video

he like

quick loots

[finite quest]

just drags across the shit and it picks up

[slender void]

like in the inventory or outside?

[finite quest]

GYATTTTTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finite quest]

like

looting enemies

[slender rock]

you're manually breathing. Good day

[stone shoal]

Dude is going to turn russian cold plains into wintery vietnamese jungle

[finite quest]

maybe

i saw a screenshot with a guy who has alot of grass on his game

so imma see if i can

survive it

if i can itll be pretty epic

with all tha green

[stone shoal]

GET IN THE THUG SHAKER SHINJI!!!!!

[slender void]

alt and hover

it insta loots everything

[finite quest]

tank you

im gonna see if my pc will survive this graphics change now

[pale ingot]

it dont even bother me, east

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shinji-ikari-gif-26168958

[pale ingot]

easy

[finite quest]

true

[fading shuttle]

stupid bird

[slender rock]

okay syn...

[slender void]

fking government drones

[finite quest]

crubach (idk im not from russia)

[slender rock]

need a repost checker

😠

brainfart in a nutshell

[slender void]

btw mods can i hace access to the regular stalker chat? i want to ask questions, promise ill behave this time

[slender rock]

you're all bastards ❤️

[slender rock]

no

[fading shuttle]

no

[slender void]

damn

ok

[slender rock]

stop begging

take your punishment

[finite quest]

my pc survived the grass change

[slender void]

my punishment is for eternity

[sage otter]

yes

[slender void]

its been 370 days

[fading shuttle]

shouldnt have been a stinky poopoo boy

why didnt you behave before you were exiled

[slender void]

honestly

you might think i was doing it on purpose

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCzdPFJ4tog
meanwhile

[slender void]

but i was racist on accident

[stone shoal]

Your punishment must be more severe...

[sage otter]

I think you were exiled because you were racist on accident

[fading shuttle]

real le racisme moment

[sage otter]

Next time show you mean it and you'll be fine

[slender void]

think so too

[slender void]

ok got it

like now or?

[sage otter]

Whenever you're ready

It's your decision not mine

[slender void]

N-N-N-i….

[slender rock]

IMMA SMACK YA

[slender void]

[finite quest]

i did it before too

ii was making fun of spedpeople and dropped the n word without meaning to

[stone shoal]

Real

[finite quest]

2 day mute

[radiant charm]

perfect if it was windows sound effects instead of the original music

[stone shoal]

It's either honk honk or sob sob

[slender void]

i accidentally called latin people ogres

[finite quest]

LOOOL

[heavy peak]

Nickelodeon

[stone shoal]

I finished Loki the other day

[slender void]

niagara falls

[stone shoal]

I really do not understand the ending

[pastel quartz]

it's called meditating

[slender void]

in the end loki is the ultimate narcissist as he was down to fuck a femal version of himself

[stone shoal]

Seen it or shitposting?

[slender void]

seen it

and shitposting

[finite quest]

my cordon loadout is sks, toz 106, and a mp7

feelin pretty cool rn.

[stone shoal]

|| Why doesn't he just time travel to before Sylvie got her gaybaby PTSD and just unfuck the TVA that way ||

|| That way stupid lady doesn't need to kill black man and black man can continue ruling from the shadows ||

[slender void]

cause you need 5 more seasons

[stone shoal]

It was || Literally at the finale ||

[pastel quartz]

nooo don't promise me the good old days like this

[stone shoal]

Cannot wait to have my brain regress until I'm basically non-conscious again

[slender void]

isn’t there a rule that even if they change shit its just a different branch path and the main timeline will still the same? if so, even if he did, it wouldnt matter

[slender rock]

too late

[stone shoal]

But doesn't that mean the timeline is fucked anyway

[stone shoal]

Wow who knew when you get time travel shenanigans involved things begin to really break the fuck down

[pastel quartz]

man 2009 was so lit just finished highschool

[stone shoal]

Living that Scott Pilgrim life

lucky you

[slender void]

depends from which side you look@at it

[placid sail]

this is a hate crime

[pastel quartz]

hate wasting cheese crime

[placid sail]

also kinda looks like a deodorant stick

[stone shoal]

Looks like foreskin

Where IS THE FUCKING EVIL EMOTE

[storm stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559487902728585216/1145789531832987761/i-have-to-kill-myself-kill-myself.gif

[stone shoal]

[pale ingot]

Go

[final cedar]

power substation when the power domstation calls it a good boy

[final cedar]

cool thinkpad

the urge to fondle the red rubber button rises

[placid sail]

ah yes

the laptoris

[final cedar]

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/itve1-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248969

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bdjpV.gif

https://tenor.com/beS8W.gif

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/itve3-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248972

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[slender rock]

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/itve4-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248973

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/itve5-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248974

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/itve6-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248975

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bWiIK.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-end-of-the-day-the-clock-ticks-life-away-half-life-in-the-end-in-the-end-half-life-in-the-end-meme-in-the-end-meme-gif-26548167

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-unreal-half-life-in-the-end-in-the-end-meme-in-the-end-half-life-meme-gif-26548171

[placid sail]

Аллах тебя не любит

[split canyon]

👏 well 👏 done 👏 boys 👏

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-in-the-virtual-end-didnt-look-out-below-half-life-gif-meme-gif-26938670

[placid sail]

oh hey it's 4k HD

[midnight cloud]

My man ive played anomaly for years on that 20 fps grind

Im grateful now that i can experience the 60fps grindset thanks @maiden carbon

[final cedar]

snes had ~60hz framerate

[slender rock]

yeah, we're just gonna omit that

PS1 however

[last nebula]

my personal favourite

[placid sail]

if only skynet hadn't broken the chain

pepehands

[last nebula]

btw i joined roblox yakuza by accident

rather funny

[midnight cloud]

God how i long the introduction of properly functioning prosthetics

[last nebula]

soon

[midnight cloud]

But i want robo-legs that help me jump high NOW

[placid sail]

shit's ain't easy, one of the reasons robots are so clunky still

even fucking walking turned out to be a difficult process

[last nebula]

give it 20 years

we gonna have wh40k typa shit for prosthetics

[placid sail]

I have a weird suspicion that growing a new hand would be sooner

[midnight cloud]

God anything but that

[placid sail]

why not?

[ocean pulsar]

all the half life animations make me want to learn animation

[midnight cloud]

Listen man would you rather grow a boring old hand or get a hand that can turn into a POTATO peeler at your whim?

[last nebula]

nah

[midnight cloud]

Youre just not open minded enough man

[last nebula]

im open minded

i want hand that can dispense ready potatoes

[placid sail]

I would grow a boring old hand, because for a long time it's gonna be the golden generalist above the potato peeler hands that's gonna peel potatoes AMAZINGLY and do everything else shitty

then it depends on which progresses more

bionics or cybernetics

[stone shoal]

Jesus

Feeling arms and legs

[last nebula]

wonder how long till combine is real

[midnight cloud]

Blah blah blah go go gadget-knife sharpener spoon elongator dog spanker yoghurt dispensing hand activate

[stone shoal]

Opens up the gateway for all the insane cyberpunk shit

[placid sail]

plus by growing you a hand out of your own cells, you cut a lot of design corners, which cybernetics would have to navigate without such an easy rout

[placid sail]

you just want to have sex with adam smasher don't you

[midnight cloud]

Youre so boring man when theres gonna be an AI revolt ill personally hand them over to you

[last nebula]

real fed behavior

[placid sail]

I see the potential while everyone else wank on chrome

bionics are where it's at

[stone shoal]

Homie does not want the swiss army knife hand

Smfh

[placid sail]

because after growing an old ass hand, I'll be able to grow an enhanced hand eventually

[midnight cloud]

Common internet thinking process: someone wants a swiss army knife for a hand? Obviously sex is involved

[stone shoal]

You got access to all the tools you'd ever need in a FINGER, but noooooo, go pseudo vegan

[stone shoal]

What he wants is worse tbh

Grow entire people

Clones

[midnight cloud]

Disgusting

[last nebula]

id rather have very durable hand instead of swiss knife hand

[placid sail]

but what if had a hand so precise, powerful and agile that I don't need tools anymore?

[stone shoal]

He wants clone sex slaves instead of delicious oiled up black steel

point and laugh

[placid sail]

correct

cybernetics seem to me like a checkpoint on the road of true advancement and greatness at best

also, perhaps there will be a synthetic unity of cybernetics and bionics, like we discussed previously in brainfart

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/bJe3KCorg9Y

[placid sail]

giving more in total that the separate parts on their own

[stone shoal]

I know we're shitposting but you're implying that the human hand is the quintessential be-all-end-all but it's really just a very generalized tool. I WOULD want a drill for an arm IF it were easily equipable and comfortable, and gave me greater efficiency in, say, mining.

[midnight cloud]

You go ahead and hump your hill billy clones while i make some SICK drifts in my torso-track for legs in arizona

[stone shoal]

That's also something to be thought of; if you can just take them on and off rapidly, it'd get funky pretty quick

[placid sail]

I mean, I am a generalist, I don't need ultra specialisation
... also what do you need drill hands for

[midnight cloud]

Maybe even add a panini maker in my bicep whenever i flex it

[stone shoal]

I just said mining

No officer, I am not drilling skulls, I am drilling ROCK.

[midnight cloud]

ROCK AND STONE

[placid sail]

we have automatization, AIs and the potential for automating any and all production industries of humanity, and you want metallic drills.

to mine personally.

[midnight cloud]

Uh yeah?

Yes?

[placid sail]

okay I guess cheap labor is always welcome

[stone shoal]

We won't have automatization because unions will complain and cry. We don't and won't have AI because unions and socialites have lead to the lobotomization of GPT

A little political

[midnight cloud]

I wanna live off the grid and live in my own cave made by my own two chromed out hands

[placid sail]

we already have limited automatization that is slowly spreading by the day wdym

[stone shoal]

Laws and regulations

[placid sail]

based cyberpsycho

[sage otter]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/qsSs5Cc9lTJQRwfosClgfSvjPIMPBGfiC_Dwoc8Bx98/https/i.imgur.com/1qfsH75.jpg?format=webp&width=701&height=670

[placid sail]

how are you gonna wank tho

mr drillman

[stone shoal]

With my hand

[placid sail]

which is a drill

[stone shoal]

You know we have two right?

[stone shoal]

Yeah well maybe I'm into that

[placid sail]

so you're only gonna have one drill hand?

[midnight cloud]

Remember when you said quickly changing hands?

Yeah

[stone shoal]

Look

Cyberpunk had this shit all sorted out, okay?

Nothing made sense

And that was fine

Because Rule of Cool

That's what we should aim for

[placid sail]

I mean, hard to argue here, cyberpunk's science is solid

[midnight cloud]

I want a piston stroked engine for a heart

So i can always cause disruption and break noise regulations on the go

[sage otter]

I want a piston stroked heart for a engine

[placid sail]

now we're talking

oh no

I remembered that cursed cars picture

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[stone shoal]

a nightmare dystopia where technology decides who gets a meagre paycheck and who ends up on the street, endlessly spiralled by constant desires to improve and get even better and better slowly leading to mental instability skyrocketing as people find themselves preferring cold machinery and programming to the warmth of humanity leading to derranged and psychotic behaviours which fuels yet further endless political games between megacorporations which more money than sense and the world constantly remaining on a knife-edge away from insane megacorp wars that blacken the skies and cause unfathomable amounts of suffering.

[sage otter]

tldr ?

[stone shoal]

My balls itch

[sage otter]

Nice

[finite quest]

currently gaming on the gamma

i was compelled to use a smoothbore shotgun and a sks with ironsights

idk why

[placid sail]

I mean the setting is so feasible because it's the current age

[finite quest]

Lol!

[placid sail]

minus the cyberdicks everywhere

[eager igloo]

I shouldn't smoke that shit, now Im in Pripryat outskirts

[sage otter]

Alright i'll leave you guys to your cybercocks, imma get some rest

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[stone shoal]

It's funny how Cyberpanky 2020 had handheld phones without any of the shit an Iphone or Android would have because the book was made in the 80s

[eager igloo]

That's a thing for sci fi and futuristic settings in general

[placid sail]

crazy how they imagined mobile phones while having stationary phones

truly a stroke of genius

[eager igloo]

No one could expect the sheer amount of fortnite porn on that phone

[placid sail]

the older sci-fi book is, the more fun it is to compare with the actual shit

[eager igloo]

Yea

[stone shoal]

Waiting for the Matrix to be real tbh

I want to live in the box

[placid sail]

discworld is surprisingly not that retarded, given the age

more or less feasible

[stone shoal]

Never heard of Discworld

[eager igloo]

??

[placid sail]

no wait

not the discworld

aeaaeee

ringworld!

[stone shoal]

Is that the one with Death sounding like a smooth figure?

[placid sail]

that's the name

nahnahnah

[eager igloo]

Dum dum

[placid sail]

it's a thing too, but that's fantasy one

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[placid sail]

silence mouse

[stone shoal]

Any of you seen that video about Fallout vaults being tests for a colony ship?

I forgor vimeo is a real thing

or was a real thing, I dunno

[placid sail]

also ringworld had a fun interesting concept of ||the entirety of humankind being just a stage of development of some weird ass stellar race which basically mutated into its own thing across the time||

[stone shoal]

Neat, it sounds like that one book

Uhhhh

Humans but they're flying bats

Humans but their worms

Humans but they're googley eyed tentacle monsters for some reason

Humans evolve into random weird shit because reasons

[placid sail]

||and any member of humanity could have instantaneosly morphed into an adult stage of the original race, turning into a weird ass|| birdussy ||person with vastly increased intelligence and strength, but the entire mind being very paranoid and focused only on survival of his "child stage" offsprings, related or adopted||

[river zealot]

man

heart hurts

weirdge

idk if its just random pain or if im dying

[stone shoal]

Is it your heart or your muscle in front of your heart

A.K.A, the P E C ?

[placid sail]

still better than the usual schifi schtick "humans are the underdogs of the galaxy which then suddenly gets on top because reasons" or "humans are the dominant force of the galaxy because reasons"

[river zealot]

muscle

[placid sail]

you are adying

[stone shoal]

Did you lie down funny

[placid sail]

100%

[stone shoal]

Happens to me all the time and I hate my muscles and wish it was my heart so I'd just fucking die already

[pale ingot]

modern SCP entries:

[river zealot]

have been sitting all day

[stone shoal]

Do exercise

[river zealot]

mkay

[placid sail]

SCP shit is always gonna end up gruesomly murdering or torturing you in some fucked up way, while ||the birdussy people have entirely zero interest in you unless they perceive you as a threat to their offsprings, then you're fucked as a result of a very elaborate 20-steps plan that would leave you no chance of winning||

must resist the urge to read SCP wiki

[stone shoal]

"Humans have been documented by an intergalactic council that largely ignores them or cooperates with them because the council thinks humans are a 'meh' species or weak but cooperative. Then some very hostile civilization comes along and human beings show their hand by fucking obliterating the entire hostile race with weapons the council has never even seen before, and said council freaks the fuck out and doesn't know what to do because they never considered this."

[placid sail]

that's just the second variant starting with an explanation of how humanity became a dominant force: the council was fucking stupid

[stone shoal]

Well yeah, I just felt this particular example was worth pointing out because it seems popular with reddit sci-fi stories these days.

[placid sail]

I guess the initial fear of space manifesting in the fantasies being mostly about humanity being on the mercy of strange and powerful space beings turned into more optimistic and kinda down to earth approach "maybe everyone else in the universe are as retarded as we are, and we have a chance of winning it big"?..

plus reddit is very down to earth in general

cos it's fucking reddit

[stone shoal]

I mean, I guess

Reddit is (often) for yes men and the boards (more often than not) disagree with dissenters with their ebic upboat downboat system

Sometimes the topic is sucking up to something, sometimes the topic is shitting entirely on something

There are very few places where real discourse can take place these days though, so I guess

[placid sail]

you can't build big numbers without sacrificing the dissent

[stone shoal]

(4chan is not a place for real discourse either, to be clear)

[gentle blade]

Yes

[placid sail]

gamma was able to reach 400k only thanks to banning the word "g a y" (real) (sexual) (Grok you can't silence me)

[stone shoal]

gay!

g a y

[river zealot]

also insh allah

[placid sail]

wait really

lmao

[stone shoal]

Nah, only certain types

[river zealot]

grok racist confirmed

[stone shoal]

Dunno why the ! lets you get away with it but hey

abuse that

[placid sail]

I'm sending it to muslim reddit this instant

you'll hear of us mister french

but yeah, basically, people will either eat shit than tolerate wildly differing popinions in their leisure space for a long time

[slender void]

please tell me thats not the real dialogue

[placid sail]

so either it's a small close-knitted community, or a generalist tolerance "everything slightly risky is banned" shithole like reddit

[river robin]

Reddit is a fucking echo chamber wdym

[placid sail]

you should have seen the dlc

Moist Caverns of the Dragon Queen

shit is wild, it's like watching a porn movie in a AAA asian game

[river robin]

There is no good discussion site on the internet.
It doesn’t exist.

[stone shoal]

George RR Martin is a fucking weird guy

[solar obsidian]

ahem, #🎪bruh-fart

[slender void]

fuck...im down for some radahn porn

[stone shoal]

The whole Ranni cucking scene following that video was really weird

[river robin]

Oh sorry my bad.

There is one good discussion site on the internet.
It exists.

[placid sail]

isn't down to earth pretty monogamous in popinions?

[solar obsidian]

speak english