#🎪bruh-fart
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10,000 Shrooms
why tryna be 🖇️ to 📎
old mobile ui 
So about that Duty Bandit war....
heard that Pechinko, my buddy from moscow got shot by a bandit.
How?
You jailbroke your phone?
Neat
It says dms are closed on both of our ends not sure why
Something about server blockage
because you disabled them
:3
idk check privacy settings
I see
I didn't do nothing
if it's shaped like a duck
questions
and quacks like a duck
Don't ask me im straightn't
Might krill myself, I'll keep you guys updated
What does this mean
then it's probably a duck
find someone shaped like a bad bitch then
With a woman face
quacking like a bad bitch would
People have taken some creative liberties with her design
that's a bitch alright
P u n
nani
A hwoman dog
📚 punani
Function: noun
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian [pua] (blossom); [nani] (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually [receptive] female
3: sexual intercourse
ok
Oh I've been had
why you speaking arabic?
"If someone is named Mohammed bin Saleh bin Mohammed bin Ahmed Al Saud he's not the same person as Mohammed bin Saleh bin Moahammed bin Omar Al Saud"
etc.
getting that oil money invested?
because investment banks and other big companies pay us to spy on things in the middle east
kinky
hows oil production going, I might need some insider info to stock up on cheap futures 
most of what we do isn't necessarily oil related
Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and others are trying to diversify their economies so sometimes its doing checks into state owned assets that are getting listed on stock exchanges, other times its investigating tech companies or banks in the region
Though I have done investiations on things like polyethlyne producers and such
which are adjacent to oil and gas production
I used to work at an oil and gas company in the U.S.
akhchtually
Ah I see we are being normal and respectable in brainfart tonight
Literally just cartoon_dog.png
Exactly thank you
Alright everyone
SUCTION
Oh?
almost 7 minutes 
Yes
he's a performance artist
I didn’t stutter
and you dont' seem to understand~~~

@half gazelle
pipbomb so cooool

dwarfs > knife ears
repost if you'd cheese grater ezoni like a wedge of parmesean
Not the first time i've seen a furry be grated

HAHAHA


Nope. I'm fixing that
what does he mean by this
the capcut thing pisses me off
Why do people think the boykisser stuff is funny.
Very mediocre, cringe/10 from the day it was popularized.
Anyways.
Remember zoro. Remember Alex.
Never forget.
Never forget what moderators took from us.

?
it's not mods, it's what this shithole has become
Blame moderators always
that leaves these degenerates without blame
So not actually fair
also true
off that vvizzard vveed

:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
Where’s the part where he go squish
k
I didn’t ask you retard.
Anyways, y’all need to step up your game
Brain rot
its always been bad you blind bastard
scroll back wayyyy far
this is pretty par for the course
No it hasn’t been this bad you moron.
Also, you’re part of the problem.
i was here in 2022 and it was bad
The source of the rot
ok lol, and ur lil angry ass isn't?
this is the shitpost channel and you get mad at people that make shit posts
No im not 
🤨
you are starting to see the truth
this is not what brainfart was retard
It’s not always filled with stuff I don’t like though
ryry's just a negative nancy
this isn't fucking #furrychat
Brainfart was never anime spam
“Brainfart is bad” brother this is and always has been
Yes but a different kind of bad.
no, it wasn't a furry fest
bro must have dementia
Ok
But
They were cool
And you’re not.
You’re not cool.
because he ain't him
yeah, cause you've been here 5 minutes
they posted anime constantly and yet ur like "fuck u guys for posting anime" while sucking em off
ive been here for almost a year, stfu
It is just a fest, first it was a boy kisser fest, then it was an Andre and leyley fest, now it’s a jolly fest, it changes mofo
Cope more
dont get mad
This tru fr some people in here be hating sometimes. Gotta get with the :3 energy or die miserable
i aint coping man, i be on my :3
:3
thre aint no cope here, i know this place sucks and i embrace it
Whatever you need to tell yourself
you said like 3 memes that were posted here sporadically dumbass, how tf is that the norm to you
:3
you aint able to cope with this, might have to leave or else you'll fizzle out

Literally my first ever post in brainfart
cool
Brother you’ve only been here 4 months, you do not know brainfart
mf tryna tell me I'm new
newbie
damn, I gues you're barely visible then lol
and then u scroll up and its femboy posting
We're never on at the same time 
it's always been this
EXACTLY BRO
Real
“WAAAA HE SAW CLOSE TO 4 GOOD MONTHS AND THEN THE SERVER WENT TO SHIT HES NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT WAAAAH”
Cry me a river, dickface.
cope harder
And they call me salty 
I’m right and you know it.
true
ryry don't piss yourself in anger over the shitposting channel on a mod discord
it aint that deep
surely you have more to do than post on discord, right?
Yes you aren’t
idk bro cope
Look man if you really hate it that much then leave, otherwise your being toxic to yourself and you well being. 
I've been here longer than you.
femboy fucking dogshit slop
I got what I wanted.
Everyone mad.
Goodnight.
bro is projecting
kill yourself
Yippee! Peaceful-ish brainfart
nah im good
not you
nah
you yes
nah
:3
:3

@river robin answer seriously, why is the channel bad?
Uh oh, you woke up dad
jfc
Uh oh mod is here
dw
Answer 
No 
Typical
he isn't asking a sarcastic moderator question mann
be real
Your starting to sound like a brainfart exile
who
Sorry not you ryry
As if I post outside of brainfart
Also said goodnight. I meant it.
It’s midnight and I need me some sleeps

Check DMs later

🤝
sent the gabagool pics 
stop grooming the mentally under-developed server members
honestly real
Based
newbie doesnt know his place
nahhh
pavlo whats up with ya
you aint been talking about ur games or nuffin
You're not looking at who is ruining the channel
cause this chat sucks, even ignoring any femoby or whatever posting, it feels like throwing messages/memes into the void now, no one cares or reacts it's boring af
most of the time anyway
like 90%
ill react if ur serious
nahh, I don't mean it like "PLS PLS I NEED KEKW REACTS TO FEED MAH FAMILY" 
it's just that most ppl are boring
not reacts like if ut actually seriously talkin about a game ill talk
u aint do that
not right now but thanks, and I have other places to talk about stuff like that in general so dw

Give me some time, I need to make a list of who I want to remove
Another purge is coming

Too much cutesy shit, too much offtopicposting and less memes, unironically
waiting for the trailer to drop on this kino
Do it on Christmas, make it the gift to brainfart
will I die
you decide
Fable
aye aye captain
butiful
Can we have the people who are gonna be exiled fight in a death-match hunger game style?
Shit forgot there’s a pet posting channel
@half gazelle finish that
Me when I’m eventually exiled from brainfart for the crime of not being cringe enough
I'm making a list of who I want to remove
Had to find the image sorry
Where do I stand
ur edging
Was nice knowing ya brainfart
All good things must come to an end my child
and falco is catholic
Are you checking it twice 
Cat holic
Laundry day got me feeling like those people in Tide commercials
You understood the reference, you're safe
bad post
Groovatron was a mistake
Fisto is best robot
Assume the position

Not the position
You guys got called reprobates... do with that as you will.
does he know the method?
Obviously not
Overreaction tbh, dude didn’t even get full nuts in there
Gotta sleep and I’m not digging through hundred of memes.
Also my best memes would get me banned.
Terrible night
Yeah I have a great sense of humour
racism
and 
thanks for confirming my suspicion

are you real and true
the @stone blade dessert
you mean the femboy special?
idk man I'd gladly drink that
I mean the sink was cleaned there's nothing to worry about
i thought it was the boomer's monster
gold monster should be urs
It was boomer
pineapple flavored
Then trans took over the claim or somethin
bro you're telling me that shit is a sink?
I thought that was a bathtub
dirty ass dish sink
worse than cleaning ur chicken in the sink
day 253, we are disputing the claims of the said "monster" and wether wich the trans or the boomer clans reign over the vassal
biggest sink I've ever seen
idk
Let that sink in
Never had a energy drink
they're all the same to me
Dont like em
the only good one ive had was some one that shouldn't be sold in corner stores
Monsters like the only good tasting energy drink
we got a femboy
I don't think anyone who drinks energy drinks actually likes them
No
just like any other addiction
nothing special here
I feel like shit after drinking them
kidney failure
So I don't drink them anymore
I dont feel the effect of em
ngl
But monster is the only one that tasted good
im sleepy as fuck after a monster
then you got over the addiction
shit knocks me out
something Ivan will find very dificult
I feel more tired if anything
Addiction is boring
I have never drank energy drinks cause I think they collectively suck
his coconut gun was a 3d printed ghost gun all along
and I don't like coffee cause I'm a cockroach and any more than 0.1 mg of caffeine is gonna make me see horses
so literally the only energy boost I ever get is cola and sleep
coldbrew iced is best
and that's all I need
Coffee sucks and I don't feel like drinking milk with coffee
You know, could be bad I’m addicted to caffeine. At least it ain’t something nasty like nicotine. Smoking is actually the worst and I hate it in every form, even vape.
Nicotine is so goooood
....
Bro dunking on caffeine but addicted to something 100x worse
Do they know
???
I can't even smoke 
Why is that
Never learned how to do it
...........?
And it tastes foul anyway
???????
Do you just absorb nicotine through your skin or something?
💀💀💀
Wtf does this mean
Exactly
He said that about smoking
Thats basically what you are saying
does bro pack fat lips?
You both confusing af
Might be the realistic thing
Not clicking that
Damn @heavy peak
Does fat lips affect smoking?
nah, chewing tobacco
Tbh you do have more space that way
Scam?
More storage 
Yea
Free nitro
pack that bottom lip
pack the top lip
pack underneath the tongue
BRB gonna download more ram
Why in brainfart tho?
They knew this the spanwn point of retards
True
Newbs chat is hevily moderated
Chewing tobacco makes me physically ill on every level. Specially when people leave their fuckin spit cups or bottles out instead of tossing it. Nasty ass shit.
Have the right retard on tho.. You'll get them before the mods can even realize you're there
Why smoke or chew when you can go outside and chase rats? 
I always say. If you're gonna smoke, smoke actual cigarettes like a fuckin man.
newbies chat is a different level
unironically argued with someone who claimed the modpack was being automatically installed in C: when they wanted it in a different drive but it was just downloading to C: and for some reason they couldn't understand that
i just shove a hookah up my ass 
Melt them into slag
I forgor what a hookah is
Streamling the end user experience has been a disaster for understanding basic tech
pay money for sex
IT should have never been created
It gave the customers too much power to complain over
Yeah agreed, those movies are mid
Don’t get me started on trying to explain extracting zip folders to someone who hasn’t done it. I swear I’m not speaking an alien language is it just that hard for some??
IT tech support...
No intentionally confuse them by using lingo that theyll never understand
How?
So he extracted it into a normal folder?
I'm too ugly for that shit bro
I will become a boy kisser though
edward 🤓
Edward Kenway
What the fuck? 
Nevermind I don't have time to sleep
Who tf is Edward?
😔
I am
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
STEAM IS GIVING DISCORD NITRO FOR 3 MONTHS!
Steam and nitro
Kill yourself
Xddd
wrong person
@steady trellis
@inner trench (diomanser) has been banned for reason: Hacked account
Huh????
Smh dud 
I WAS 1 MINUTE LATE
FUCK
what a gentleman
Why did the nice guy telling us about steam nitro get banned
Honestly
He died for the cause
A mimir
Is nameme back?
/nameme

mofos ruining everywhere
Awwww
You could atleast blur it, someone desperate might fall for it
No
I remember making this when Rogue Trader was in alpha but now thats fully released I'm with Cassia, she's a better tank than Abelard
You deserve to fall for it
Fucking Darwin Awards at that point
If you click random links on the interner
Who is this
idk
Idk
Jolly little goober
It looks stupid
stupid enough to kick
Just close the box
Yup
down a flight of stairs that is
What gives you the right to say that
Idk who this even is
Im pretty sure not
lol
She should be shot then
Owlcat's Rogue Trader
I think this may be a call of duty mw character
If you truly are the princess of pillows name every one.
That's hip
Pillow
The heck
What was bro brewing

Ghosts
Ipad kids 
Its 50/50 for me
You weren't much better when you were a kid
pillow cheese
Jesus those creatures are untameable
Easy to judge now
AYYYYY LETS GOOO
Not cheese pillow?
Id kick younger me too
My sigma patrick bateman gigachad mind tells me that children need to become tarzans and live with the monkey 🗿
So would I but I realize that's just how kids are
What?
Pillow cheese brother!
Please tell me this ain’t actually y’all’s pillows
You dont know the meta do you?
You’re right I don’t
We do not know the meta
I’m being a hater
Honestly it mostly the parents fault for not being able to teach their kid
I'd rather not look at piss yellow pillows
Partially
Hi being a hater im dad
Yall need to wash your shit tf
hi hater
Some kids just hate but it can depend how much
That seems counterproductive
Wht would I wash my shit
FR
It's going in the toilet anyway
clean yo ass
I have two pillow cases on the pillow
Ok dad
its still yellow
There's a difference between shit and shitting
Sure
Only one involves chipotle
Idk what that is
You can make a mess with chipotle
clean yo ass
Did yo' wash yo' ass?
harvesting the cheese
u gotta wash inside and out
What are you making? Strogenov?
And no im not going for the joke
Actually wait thats hamburger helper
hambaga helper
Vehicular manburger helper
🅱️ur🅱️ur helper
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Slupberbe gelper

xray's shows he did not wash it 🤓

Thats a bit weird
those look like pokeballs
Bath bombs
We catching pokemon with this one
We catching hernias more like
i dont think so
Wont even try

This list is getting bigger by the minute
damn cat
The duality of mods
check it twice (salty, 9:41PM)
@grizzled meadow you right now
He sees what your reposting
Literally me
the tazer one made me crack
Falco engine reacting to falco? Thats what I call italian voting
punch punch gut punch punch tazer punch punch
real
theres no words for this, god himself had no business with this and the man responsible for this contraption should be jailed
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735560293115101284/1181749831149031494/GrossFoodPrep15MashedPotatos.webm?ex=6582314b&is=656fbc4b&hm=cdf3453cedfe32b88e8d2e25e622bc88ba1a3267218b2ef54a392236c6a6eef6&
German on the Russian front
Hans sleep
.....
You hear URAAAA in the distance
If you were on the russian front line would you rather be the man with the mosin, or the man with the clip for when he dies
3 meow days :3
Execution by rock
Eated
tarkov arenya coming out in 3 more days :3
Not one step back , comrades
Did he died
You see they are buffing killa?
killa becomes a bear
No :3 hes just sending up bricks!
and not the faction kind
Man looks like a MW2 Juggernaught
they gave brother a nosorog
he is the main charicter
kinda
god i hope the riot boss is good
I can already see the Head, Eyes from here 🥹
I think he died
I've got a head and eyes
i dont
even the pkm
Er
You're going to die buddy
@sullen osprey bro what is this shit 😭
at all in fact
aren't we all 
Did he shield
anyone can die early
I remember playing against him in the wave game mode, man thoes were the days
just cause I don't have a head and eyes don't make me special
You deserve a rock
That helmet was the worse thing to happen to juggernaut characters
Also I met a guy like that
I already have rocks next to my apartment building
Let me find picture
kms'ing myself now 😔
a lot actually
advanced warfare juggernaut was just a fuckin mech right?
that was so fun
blasting giant death rays at little gnats of enemies
Juggernaut I saw irl
airsoft event?
No 🙂
im so sad about mw2
this shit was the concept for the juggernaut
this is what we got
March timeline go crazy what can I say
Heatstroke headass
nah man he's using that navy cooling thing
Juggernauts are super cool until you realize what an ifv is
All the armor in the world isn't stopping that 30mm autocannon
he got that iraqi airforce mig-29 type clothing
blocked off counter terror things
cop cars around a hotel and like swat trucks blocking a street
csgo style
coulda gotten an m249 goliath with a fuckin altyn and ammo backpack on
nah we just get minigun bozo
Reminds me of when a hobo got into the hotel i was at and we had to get the police to check every floor


did he sneak a kilo of meth in or something?
I dont think so? He was knocking on everyones door at like 2 am though soooo
Goals
Mornin to ya
Evening
start now
Naw, I dont have that "ive got a shiv and nothing to lose officer" vibe yet
no you're prolly on that "i'd do anything for a dime bag" vibe
Trash bin > trash can
The homies would abuse me if i was on that 

homies do it out of love and respect
brojob or whatever
What kinda homies u got
The evil bros
Making Broghurt
Free nitro post, idk who to @ since all you mod bozos always have their status set to fucking Idle
Mimimi
Im at work
Don't have time to look into the discord
This is your job, we know John Gamma pays you all the big bucks
John grok
Grokitach Gamma
Vandalism
you weren't ready
correct
Also Ready or Not fun
looks like EOD armors
Deserved
THE FACT THAT THE VIDEO CUTS WHEN HE'S SAYING SUSPECT SO IT JUST SAYS SUS

Do you think there will be a skibidi Christmas special
Wholesome
!cringe
get this disney shit outta here
Sky High was peak NOW
we swag out to spy kids
the 3d one with the 4d glasses
Movies aged like milk, but they're still so fun
I went to a movie and they had scratch and sniff cards timed to the movie
most memorable movie experience ever
I actually got to see Zootopia in a 3D prescreening, a week before the official release
there'd be a subtitle that says "scratch scent : ..... "
with like cheese or whatever
p!alex
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i had to come to watch this myself
3d nick
brainfart royal
3D judy
already know what its gonna be but this will be great

put all the names into the hunger games website
hi alex
whoever surives doesn't get banned
Oh I will wipe all of you in the Division
🍿
Last one standing moment
Yeah, let me report a scam message that will definitely not take 10 business day to get processed bro
madi gets pinged like 90 times for it
bro a report pings every single moderator
what is bro waffling about
It should be more then 
Madi top of the list frfr
i reported someone and they got banned in 30 minutes
i wish bro i wish
stop wafflin about made up scenarios
How the fuck should I know how that shit works
maybe at least use it?
No
Lol
kys
What
Yapping
can you demonstrate
i'm a visual learner
what are boobs? I'm a visual learner btw
literally me ( i commit warcrimes)

i got a gif that'll leave you like this alright
same
I have a few
i already sent that one to him
gotta tell falco the lists gotta expand
no
the new one is "no spamming"





