#πͺbruh-fart
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I just woke up so i have no idea what's happening
Picking my nose and flicking the boogers at you rn
literally the most ridiculous thing
if its for the moderator ping gif thing then thats dumb because its a sticker on this server
Adolf is regular name in germany
literally nothing was wrong with that, especially when they were discussing about mein kampf
there is a mein kampf book in stalker
so its still related to the topic
Ye so basically
Why is that though
this is racism
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Who do you think you are?
Why I was muted?
Deserved
That's because I'm a cat?
How?
Upload a picture of your driver's license, social security number, and bank details
walt jr glow up
Alright that works
Why he look like that?

Hey I need your profile background card
Me too
Black and white
And paws
The turmky?
Precisely
When I get home Iβll search for it or Iβll just remake it
Well he made you Turkish
i thank him for that every day
Oh I thought it's because he didn't like you
God made me trans so I can scare old people
Cat
I remember this metro level
a few days
Alr
no i didnt
daddies' home
You did that to yourself
You're not god though
actually nvm
Jesus is God in the flesh silly π
daddys not home
I would call Jesus the Son of God but not God in flesh
Where do you ppl get this stuff? Cus it sure as hell aint in the bible
Well I mean, Jesus refers to God as His Father, not directly stating that Jesus is God
i dont know what version youre reading
Jesus is our lord and our savior
Alright man, I won't argue with you, much love though
what the fuck are you guys talking about
hell yeah
dudes'll see shit like this and be like "hell yeah"
NO
You always post whey
Why donβt you find a whey to get some bitches.
practise de whey
this is my whey to get bitches ryry
whey fuels the growth and creation of my massive muscles
and bitches love muscles
Tell that to every fat fuck or skinny shit that doesnβt have muscles but has a girlfriend
i dont need to cuz there's like 5 musclebros with a gf for every fat fuck with a gf
False
What people are attracted to is confidence and a stable income.
A nice body?
Thatβs just a fling.
bitches dont want a dude that's gonna keel over at age 45
muscles indicate greater than average health
whey fuels muscles
therefore, bitches
You wonβt keel over at 45 if you have the money to pay for good healthcare.
Muscles also donβt indicate better average health, because steroids exist, cause muscle growth, and can ruin your health.
Cope and mald and seethe more
well now you're just trolling
dont tell me to find a whey to get some bitches
Iβm right though and you fucking know it too.
He is prepared for impromptu battle.
He has yet to don his armor but he is fearsome all the same
A wary swordsman. carrying a hiltless sword yet taking up a forward guard, he is either completely incompetent or knows exactly what he is doing.
I dry scoop whey for my waifu, you do it for sex we are not the same
But seriously best game for muscles from my experience is Thai ladies
I disagree
Only on the terms of
I'm poor af
And whey is a great source of protein
Other then that absolutely get it from your diet
Whey is a supplement not food
hell yeah
Mix it with something then
There's a reason they add chocolate and chemicals to make it palatable
Add some fucking fruit idk
Eat chalk
Eat it straight from the bag.
Like a powdered donut but without the donut.
I mean whey
Not chalk
.
Implying I don't
Youβre not him
If i didnt love you enough to save you, why did Ihe send jesus to die?
youre right im not him, but im made in his image π and i friggin lvoe jesus
careful, or ill love you too :]
Thank you to @theprodigy and all the doggos out there for the inspiration! π«Ά
I made this fun little tune to celebrate playing the same stage as The Prodigy at @wearefstvl this year!
π€
Obvs don't smack any kind of b17tch cos Love is the answer durrrr
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https://www.venjent.com/
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#dog #prodigy #remix
Hi gnota
Hi knota, the colors ain't blend with discord grey
Literally does, do you have the old version?
Yes
Ok phrog

sry
I would like to have more money
Let me borrow a few bands
No
Me fr

whatchu gonna do with the elf
suicide bomber
Form a symbiotic relationship built on love and support and cherish our time together as friends and lovers

Yuck
Ur just gonna get pegged
:3
Killing you with my mind
Ur thinking of me rn? 
geh
:3
:3
lol
balls 3
I was writing like a whole ass paragraph to someone explaining lore, I reached the word limit and I went to select all to cut so I can send everything together, and I clicked on a number and everything got deleted, I wanna kms
muscles don't indicated better average health
Fuck yes they do.
dont worry
lore is worthless
No
you have 10 minutes to respond
I mean
The poop professor! That's who I am!
what
To1 ban yourself
they said poop
i assumed this is what they were refering to
i assumed incorrectly it seems
Bro changed pronouns
i dont know who im talking to rn
you can never be to safe
and if these messages get leaked...
Uhm actually I identify as as a bacon mcmuffin, my pronouns are McHe/McHim
at least they cant say i was phobic
Lil bro think he famous enough to get canceled on Twitter
Lmao mf u mentioned scat, the pronouns are the issue? XD
why do you think i asked them if they know who theyre talking to rn?
its 2024 bro
no one k!nkshames anymore lolz thats so 2016
Bro
Check your clock
well its about to be 2024
Bro
Check your cock
βοΈ
its uhh,
Bro censored kink
looking pretty modish in here rn π
:3
:3
bye, you wont be missed, pooboy
I checked it now what?
Chicken butt

foot that had a cast iron gearbox cover fall on is flaring up
gonna be cold tomorrow
here's a reminder for those in the audience that "pillow princess" is in fact an actual term for a (usually female) sexual partner who receives the fucking, and literally just lies there doing nothing. basically an incredibly lazy sexual partner.
Terrible night
yeah I know
yeah i know you know i was telling the audience
read the fucking post
how's that show called with the redhead mom and the dad that's just constantly fed up with life?
Married... with Children
Married with children?
i am currently outside with arm warmers on my hands
Jolly good show
degradation uwu
Top of the morning to ya ladies
degradation kink, noted. compliments only then.
gm irishman
they're for ur arms
He doesn't play by the rules
girl at the end got got good, she's fucken stumbling trying not to die laughing
me too.
The cupping it and throwing it at her 
okay TO1
Okay ryry
Im more of a pillowprincess or a nota
You're a shithead!!!
ur bald
Ur stinky
ok nair fella
Shush
SHUTUP TO1!!!!
its pretty good
you should play with me sometime π
hairless fella
hello
Isnt it a ubisoft shooter
SHUTU- i mean haiiii W :3
hi madi
its very good
Lethal company?
maybe
Nah, I have stuff to do tomorrow, I have work and such
It's late over here
The joys of time zones
Zad
Real live look at @uncut obsidian
I am trying to escape my never ending bad thoughts through gaming 
hello?
we dont have snow here
have you eaten today?
Did you pray today
i dont speak asian bro
i got on my knees but i didnt pray
I prayed @high pike would finally be banned

That's SPANISH you UNCULTURED SWINE
And yes, I ate, and no, I haven't been sucked
Jaboopy in chat
who?
JABOOPY
god i vibe with this guy so much. he's exactly the vibe of every northern US guy around my age in the dead of winter having to go outside when he would rather do literally anything but that
skill issue
waddup
skill issue
I understand this too well
even god got sucked
Love ya Jaboopy, based individual
why do you think its called the day of rest
maybe
hold on????
is that, a healthy relationship forming?
lol?
whats going on tell us his name....
aare you ok?
anyway an update on my activities as of late.
Dumb
update on the activities:
CLOWN WOMAN IS GOOFY. VERY GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.
SOLID 10/10 FUNNY PERSON
and she's hot
ok i wasnt gonna go there
shes a child.....
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
i think
nah im like 99% sure she's closer to 30 than 18
AHHHHHH
I NEVER DISAGREED BUT I REFUSE TO BE PARASOCIAL AND HORNY
i just think funny fox clown is, as said on the tin, very funny
Bad gif
#programming
part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSUNnCwj1WY
part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtwneW2s2bo
omg
can we reach 100 subs by end of 2023?
;)
Throw it in the fire

I don't watch VTubers. Or any live streaming content
everyone was posting gifs whats the problem?
decapitate this gooner
as soon as i post mine now everyone is hating
i just wish i knew more japanese already so i can actually watch her streams and not have to rely on translated clips to get funny circus jokes.
everyone gets to tell a joke but me π¦
Good god
No
he saved it
Sorry Renner

tell me a joke
pokla nooo!!!
follow my twitter!: https://twitter.com/smollzim?s=09
SAVING THAT
Femboy or woman
That is the difference between desparation and hope
hold on???
who is this?
correct
wouldnt you like to know
@copper token
do you know?
Yeah?
dont tell him now
The silly little lgbt pin that can send me to jail for 12 years have arrived
12 years????
just buy crayons, they are colorful as that pin
Hand reveal?!?@
russia is really like that?
meow :3 ?
Russia deems LGBTQ Movement as Extremist
@high pike got the sauce for ya
yes
there are 4 types of people
i cant figure out if this is a morrowind model or if its my sneaking feeling it's from that Clive Barker game
@uncut obsidian is white?
slide dat pls
"LGBT organization" is recognized as extremist since November 30
please, that's gothic - the weed should give it away.
Here 
"hand reveal? for free?"
I shit you fucking not, that is the case
iOS moment
if its illegal how are you suppoused to wear it?
OH SO ITS THAT GERMAN GAME THEY MADE 30 OF UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES? GOT IT
wear it inside?
Not the "movement", but the "organization"
no wait thats gothic 2
truly W
do you want the honest answer?
Hey you canβt say that
good morning mens wear
google says its this guy
Ceau muie
no wait thats the LGTV CEO
my birthday is almost exactly a week away
you prolly
fuck off, dont waste my time again
muiate yourself
maine
Reverse image search instead of making a fool of yourself in chat
huh?

I gotchu, red hot encoded
it means ass in romanian
@ocean pulsar YOU TALKIN SHIT 'BOUT MY HOME?????

glad you brought that up, this person just happens to be god...
speaking of lgbt
my mom was once asking for a certain color id of a car she saw once
that car would change colors depending where you look at it
her friend came up to her and said the color code is lgbtq
very funni
hi john
wait seriously? fucking lmao
I have a deep appreciation for you
i do this for you tho? does it mean nothing?
yeah maine in romanian is actually a slur towards countries
totally real
do not trust Google translate
I already reverse image searched it days ago. Now it's your turn
yes because you're the only real romanian here
me and iedy are fake
that's me ripping my nipple hair when I'm bored and topless
i dont believe you
Exactly

well Google translate sucks so you have no choice
You little derbedei
I just shave my nipple hair man, Metro is just a masocist
bro are you alright today? you seem alittle
Which isn't often but it's strange that it happened twice
it does indeed suck absolute cock
off
Is late. I'm tired. Going to bed soon. Sorry if I seem rude
if you rip them they're smooth for longer 
Post truth society smh
well good cause I'm completely fucking with you
it means tomorrow
i mean yeah i figured
I don't care for smooth nipples, I like my hairy chest

dont. stay upπ₯Ί
we need you
π«πΏ
go to sleep lad
good lad night
dream about meπ
Eeper
π
everyone @ him in 20 minutes
Brainfart Gaming
like repeatedly
Coomer, gooner, eeper
You fool, I only have discord on my PC 

thread > channel
i have remote acess ποΈ ποΈ
me fr
I'm looking at you though your window rn ποΈ ποΈ
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pot of greeb
DMC reference?
rip thread
hi thread
technology is a meme
we need to return to a sex based economy to outfuck all them finance nerds
vote metro for president 2020 βοΈ
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She still haunts me for posting her reaction gif to this day
Shocking absolutely nobody
:DDD
this
very based
very real
add me, i actualy have some thoughts on this
do you have any advice?
like, no jokes
if you know anything let me know
Nah Iβm a virgin loser weβre in the same boat youβre barking up the wrong tree
no im not
you know something
anything
please
This is called denial
π¦
thats a river in africa
ask nicely
you say that like its simple bro
It is just donβt be all coomer
but im not tho
this is the dream
is there like a reddit post or guide i can follow
just dont be a coomer and dont talk about playing carnal instinct, TO1
like something on utube?
are u trolling
not right now no
ok ur trolling I get it
has to be
you should just chase dick instead
alright
u got no hope with women if u aint trolling TO1
thanks guys
ye np
fuck all of you
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these were my first metal fusion beyblades
Lightingin L draco 100HF and Storm Pegasus 105RF
did beyblades orignally come out with metal stuff on the outside
or was it just plastic on plastic
no I think they were plastic at the start
the metal fusion beyblades were mostly made of metal alloy
sounds rough
this is why they dont make these anymore
my beyblades were all metal
ok beyblade lore expert
Literal bayblade connoisseur
now talk about bakugan
i take pride in that
but the new gen beyblades are ass
i know nothing about them other than theyre made of purely plastic
Im was only interested in the metal gear system beyblades
and maybe some of the first generation plastic beyblades
hi :3
bye :3

Did anyone ever actually played bakugan?
no I had one and i smashed it with a big hammer
ait no one actually played bakugan
no one ever was like "damn lets play these"
they were lil toys u collected and threw while they were balls
and then they unfurled into the ugly lil creatures
anyone seen kill la kill?
I saw porn of it
i read it
no is it good
It looked too indecent for my pure innocent eyes

anime is more tame
it's so horny. I don't remember it being that overly horny 
who hasnt......
That is an excellent question
I saw like half of it, dropped cus I thought it's boring but apparently the episode after I dropped it it got interesting
yes i like it
It reminds me that Hellsing started of as Hentai series
Bocchi the rock better
is manga worth reading
yes
gun hentai?
but u have to finish it
No, Straight up Hentai
the first 20 or so chapters are literal horrid shit
its not bad and its not good either
π
but uh
there are scenes where people usually children get torchured
i ahve no fucking clue why it was there
Do you remember when she was first defeated and brought to her friends family home?
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Speaking of Manga: Berserk is the good shit, if you ignore the 80s edginess in the first arc
Did the doctor dry hump her then? 
i dont remember anymore i just know alot of people died and i wanted to fuck the big tiddied ice lady

I didnt read Kill la Kill
at that point just read smut

the artsytle improved in the later chapters
its definitely in there with soul eater with the art style improvement
When Brainfart group shower meeting so we could discuss important matters
Reading berserk as my first manga was mind boggling
akame ga kill spin offs were ass since the original author didnt make it
@oblique spire did you see the kaisereich update
Same
phrog
I came in for the berserker armor and ultra violence
And I stayed for Guts' story as a person
Lithuania
bye bye lithuania
Brazil
@solar obsidian on my way to play lithunia
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
LIETUVA
Remake the serbian empire as god wanted the chetniks to do
Make the united eurasian states
oh I got another idea: Tibet, take over china
Play sardinia and do nothing the whole ass game
already is
Tibet
its already real
its called ukraine
onto pressing matters
who remembers shaolin showdown
Too late to the joke shitass
me me me me
im gonna go to sleep now i tink
tarkov plays east of the ural mountains, norther sea port
akame ga kill is basically shaolin showdown
Awesome
i made that joke back when it all started
cant do shit to me
Sounds like ukraine
Is there a guy that keeps flying away on his little backpack helicopter
With mascara on
karlson?
jack splicer and wuya
ding ding ding
real
i can fix her
What was that show on cartoon network with the regular kid attending like a school that was full of animals
And he had like an ape friend
my gym parters a monkey
that show was pretty alright, glad I grew up on old cartoon network
fanboy and chumchum was peak
none of the characters made me act up
i was like 8 or something when that was out
the shark tho was peak design
π π π
π π
Honk chew mimimi
brother never mind
how did i not remember this
New upload for Youtube Shorts format. SHARE THE BOWL. SHARE THE LAUGHS.
Scooby snacks baby!
Music by Delicate Steve
Additional voicing by Little Bubby Child
The best video
that velma looks fun af
would share scooby snacks with
what do you think, was the mystery inc in a poly relationship?
shaggy & fred definitely shagging
Fred Jones is a man of passion.
oh thats the guy that did that really goofy big mouthed yell that Grayfruit used for an edit in the Lark Souls series in a moment where he screamed ABSURDLY loud
timestamp: https://youtu.be/fwAk2Bp_SZc?t=15646
THE DETAILS(links are found below the massive blocks of text):
This is the full first series of Lark Souls. It features myself, a.k.a. grayfruit a.k.a. Jacob, and my long time friend Lark, a.k.a. Andrew. It's the highlights from the series of full streams we did over the course of the past couple of years where we played through all 3 Dark Soul...
the single most fucking visceral scream i think ive ever heard a streamer do
also recent tweet of grayfruits that very abruptly reminded me that he looks kinda like Doctor Steve Brule
sana is a brand of yogurt over here in romania
I mean a brand that sells yogurt
not a brand of yogurt
that doesn't make sense
whats the brand called for the yogurt then
sana
gurt splurt
romanians can't grasp the concept of silly names
that's never gonna happen while Im alive
I'm sure of it
Montenegro isnβt half bad even in the winter
you can't even tell it's winter
that's me with finding a meme that actually makes me laugh
the most ill usually get is a grin
thats more of a symptom of your dopamine receptors being really dulled and fried from oversaturation and lack of variety in your life.
it could just be that my sense of humour is so fucked up
i doubt its that
legit it's most likely you're just not enjoying it because you need a change of pace.
go do something else
genuinely.
im not even memeing when i say read a book, go outside, something.
it's not like I don't laugh in general
find a thing to make you happy and entertained that isnt internet.
I play with friends all the time and I have a fucking blast
it's just the memes that are just not that funny for me anymore
@uncut obsidian
i know what you mean 'cause ive been there, im speaking from experience when i say that you need to take a break and try something new.
ive been doing it a fair bit lately and ive been getting way more enjoyment out of shit that i used to love that had become dull
I have been getting more into writing stories and shit
so I'll probably just be doing that
sounds good
I had a dream
I'm a huge ass nerd when it comes to storytelling
It was like Tarkov
everything else i suckat
But not really
I was trying to inventory tetris weapons
In a dark corner, bugged behind a catwalk railing so people wouldn't see me
if you dream of tarkov there is an issue
Saw people pass by me
Nothing happened
Then a guy appears
And we're coop
but I do not trust him
And then I see the extract is literally a gate right in front of us
bro what kinda dreams do you have
And then I woke up
This is the most milquetoast fucking dream I've had in a while bro
the last dream I remember is that I hit an awesome shot on a basketball hoop and then started flying
I've dreamed I was in the GTA VC mall on the sports bike, riding up the escalator to some kinda homeless makeshift pod-hotel thing.
I've dreamed of Project Zomboid but with a cool ass climbing feature. Like hanging from monkey bars and shit, using that as a way to give yourself a zombie free platform/space.
that's the only game I've ever dreamed of being in that I remember
actually I think I dreamed of being in Skylanders once
if anyone even knows what that is
that related to spyro game?
i fucking hate skylanders
kinda
feels like a western gacha game
it kinda is
but I loved it as a kid and grew up with it
so
it's not like I made the effort to collect all the funny figurines
i used to have it
then i realized its shit
and idk where any of my skylanders shit is now
I got literally every spyro game and loved all of them
if I was to play one now I'd probably hate it
that's just how it be sometimes
Most weird/fucked up game dream I had was some 2D stickman game, my guy got fucking zapped by lightning and you could see several portraits that showed him greyed out with smoke. Then a fucking giant tunneling worm burrowed up from the surface and ate him, complete with those same portraits.
Then it cut to an obese orange shirted black guy driving a cop car with one hand, taking chunks out of a dead passenger with a fork and eating it 
I remember dreaming about my parents gifting me a PS2 right around my birthday and when I woke up I went into the TV room and there was a N64 my dad bought used. Best day of my childhood
i had a dream where i was in a minecraft cart going through dark caves and it had this permanently ominous ambience
nothing much happened except suspense and before i woke up i got hit with the jeff the killer jumpscare 
my brain just trolled me
not my most fucked up but i definitely got jumpscared
Most scary dream I had was a space game, just travelling out to a dillapidated space station out the middle of nowhere. I really don't remember the details but it was accompanied by spooky scary weird science creature things. I remember vaguely shooting them but failing miserably.
Lastly, I had a dream about Killing Floor. I got sent to a location with a bomb and an objective, but no bullets. I had to plant the bomb in an elevator or some shit, then gtfo with no ammo, swerving past what I can only assume to be Zeds in really cramped hallways.
So naturally I got spitroasted and woke up shortly after "dying". In a video-game way, not gory or terrifying way.
i've had some weird dreams but i cant remember them rn
too unfocused
I wish I had more dreams like that. Every dream involving sex I have gets cut short before the good stuff.
JUMPSCARE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you.
whats the slop for today?
Too early for yum yums
Yum yums is your term for your schizophrenia medicine?
Can't believe they killed the evil emote
thats not what my 3 boyfriend said to me

how did you get exiled again
Unloyal Schizo Boyfriends
you were doing so good lol
What is bro WEARING underneath that. Dude looks muscular and well built up top but his lower half just becomes the skinniest build imaginable
got that corset
people are so lost, they have to be exiled to feel home
society moment
He looks like someone replaced his lower half with one of those popsicle sticks
Giant oversized popsicle stick but for people
tell me about your week
Since he won't talk, I shall.
Depressing (per usual).
did you have to work?
let him be
he is enjoying himself

