#🎪bruh-fart
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They couldnt handle the fact that we liked eachother
insane middle school type jealousy type shit
I fucking said, that there is always a replacement for Maja or anyone of eccentric personality, if a guise or in actuality we're all replaceable.
just say random shit
"I'm saaad and bored please recommend games for meeeee"
So cori is another maja clone?
errr...
no
rule number 1 please do not disrespect cori
yea u are
How would you greet someone “close” to you here?
more than random shit, more like "uwu'ing, :3's" and trying to appeal to lonely people who mutually feed on each others attention
no smooches?
Hmmmmm
Sounds like something a mean girl would say
minor spelling mistake
Point proven
gae ass

He cold wit it
No bro, Im fr
:3
I will post base stash when I get home
Hi Ted Hi S5yn3T
Monolith or sin drop, I can't remember, story mission
what the deuce
What is Stalker
We dont play gamma in here
This isnt a cat server???
Lol
you'd be right about that
gonna stop you there
:3

Me I am the stalker
real
Why car flying
Its too late
🥁
@runic kernel hi :3
Im good
Got my rdo this week it do be nice and warm for a pool day 
Red dead online
rich dunce obelisk
Real Dog hOurs
ride deez orbs
Ride Deez orbz
Running desperately orange
I wish that were me
something came in the mail today
I hope nothing came in your mail
Thought it through
wtf ew
Big brain time
i wish that were me
i came in your mail last week
You can be my sugar daddy
whar
TRUE
Step the wrong way and you will perish!
that shit wrap around tho

the wrong type of headcrab
that shit aint goin for ur brain
Imagine what that split mouth of a halo elite could do
never played halo so i cant imagine
i seen enough art of that

I bet you have
You can be my tasty father figure
me and my favorite server member
(not telling u who it is tho)
thats how madi gonna be with cori
i'd eat that
We on them perc 40s, petting kitties in the hood
whats that in your sippy cup
Monster Energy
@slender rock calfirona dreamng
Got jumped by a honeless man
i thought it was retard juice....
Same thing
sure
Drowned my Braincells in caffeine
caffeine kinda sucks
Yea but i need it to focus
real
I made it up
its like as if a parasite takes over my brain
and then
like
controls me to kill myself
and feel hurty in my stomach
who is we
there are no voices except your inner voice for thinking
you are NOT schizophrenic
they
there's no we
Take the pills
No
no
dumb bitch pills
take some
okay
just any pill
there's ketamine behind your desk
Some vitamin C would be good for you
I think i still have some thorazine somewhere
why would you have that
Contain the silliness
would that be so
why his ears evil
Aha so you are schizo
such as
Bipolar Disorder
i see
diagnosis: jump off bridge
i yawn at your general direction
someone is eepy
how about you stabilise your mood by yourself
my mood is very stable, thank you
Dont take the pill
Titanfall 3 is real
how stable
hard to say
On a scale from 1 to 2
how high has to be the bridge to stabilize my mood
Rostered day off
Basically i get a free long weekend
And get payed still
well how stable is not precise
i yawn at your general direction once more
did you want me to say on a scale of 1 to 10
ro did you want me to come up with a funny metaphor
i am stable until i am not
then i use my instability to have fun
i never lose that way
i yawn in your general direction again
stop me then
I’m as stable as the Rwandan dollar
🥱
do not come me
i was already responding to this gif
unfunny
i find this shitpost fitting for the discord
Cheer upon ye
bnuuy
Ho ho ho
This spirit so Christmas ❤️
lmaooo how does one figure out the cat likes this… how does the cat figure out it likes it, what funny critters
it seems like it would be kind of relaxing
it vibrates your whole body
kinda like a massage
i dont understand this
this is some gen z shit
here's your medal: Unfunny Certified
Thanks
np
I will charish it forever
good
You kinda just figure it out
its real hard to get
also some cats just like physical touch, some dont
all of them are different
its really odd
Literally me
arent some of those actually fucking poisonous
(Not literally me)
this cat can laugh somehow
it uses it as a scare tactic
frightens any potential predators
this one can play music
@river zealot @mystic bluff @open turret @toxic sundial @sullen osprey @maiden arrow @inland jackal
https://youtu.be/qQFUol6k-ig?si=8ipG0c8IkhuxaA_e

is this a lethal company update
Can't watch vut played
Mimic thing is funny
nice i can intoxicate my amigos with chemical inhalants by smothering them with spraypaint
I was playing w friends and we see someone with no name

We're like who is this
I decide to be careful
Another friend isn't careful and walks up to it and gets fudking puked on
All this happened cuz the friend who we thought it was said he found a comedy mask and the thing was wearing one
I then got fucked in the ass by a jack in the box
lethal cumpany
Err what
Also the thing that flies in when you buy shit is Christmasy now I think
If that wasn't a thing
jolly even
Yes
jolly company
Finally
im a brainfart exile 😭 i cant control it guys
Literally this
i wonder how gumball watterson feels about this lyric
I think you're a f
minimodding is crazy. cant take a joke lightly
same people who take shit so seriously are ones who cant enjoy anything
why are you just projecting your negative energy on me
talk about projection lmaoooo
They added shotgun to lethal company
Deez nuts lmao
see you in newbies chat
Yeah
America simulator
Can I shoot myself w it
I'm sure you can try
Nmrih style
They added a shotgun and there's a shovel, it's soldier time boys
projection is exactly what i just said yeah. you went out of your way to fuck someone over. thats just super petty and genuinely pitiful
I will rocket jump around a bracken watch me
Dn
only if you ask nicely
may i please have psychological support
sure
so
basically
ive been brainfart exiled
how do i get through this hard time
i have uncontrollable shitpost syndrome and its really offensive that ive been muted for something i dont have jurisdiction of
yes but im exiled from newbies chat and its making me really sad :(
thank you for your help. i feel better
I couldn't even jingle to this 😂 🎄 I caroled immediately ‼️ 😭 😂 gift wrap on aisle MY PRESENTS 🎁🌟😂
why would you want to be in newbies chat anyway
idk
its full of people who cant read
some cuck snitched on me because he was a little sensitive when i told him he types a little odd
apparently he got mad at me because i was brainfarting a russian dude that came into the server pinging everyone and sending ip grabber links
https://youtu.be/ErMSHiQRnc8?si=NNHoPaI9OT8-f8oO holy shit Alan is a genius
Come on guys... it's not rocket science
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Terkoiz...
The funny door
what about it
The funny door
He still does shit?
yes
have you not seen Animation vs Math
How much of this math do you know?
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Terko...
these videos are genius
No
watch it
even if you won't understand half of it
I haven't watched him since his giga old shit
Didn't he make a lot of Minecraft slop videos
Or sm
Listen man
he still makes them
I've got enougg math to worry about
I'm not willingly looking at math shit I'm phasing that out of my head
you won't have to think
no thoughts
head empty
Hearing about math makes me want to kill myself
That's the only thoughts I have
math
wait there are actual people that find that female porsche from cars attractive
You're going to be the reason on my suicide note
i thought it was a joke
math math
You will be a honourable mention
i understand what that says uh huh
that's like, being an IT specialist
if you're working for some company and you're supposed to keep something working then you basically get paid for not working
You're going to die
Yeah but
Getting paid for not working low-key more boring than getting paid for working
Soon
what if it never happens tho
The standby is often very long
Like if you're supposed to maintain server stability and that server never breaks then you basically get paid for not working
and then theyll get hit by it 2 days later 
you still have to do routine maintenance smh
i worked in a it firm and let me tell you, convincing people they need your services is a legitimately required skill
Arguably the best position to be in if you don’t care for the customer
sell them a pen
I could sell you a pen
i don’t want it
that’s okay, it’s two for one right now so get one anyways and give one to your mom and one to your dad for Christmas
@grizzled meadow
both of my parents died in a car crash in front of my eyes, how could you bring that up smh
now im definetly not buying
#L #Bozo
get seatbelts
I bet that required a lot of paperwork. Did you have a pen at your time of need?
yes, it flew out of a briefcase and pierced dada eye
can i get moderator role?
damn i should have accepted when grok offered me
i will purge you monkeys
Shutup regard eat this pen
Ah well I bet you didn’t keep it after that incident. It can be hard to move on after something traumatic, so maybe you should try this new pen to attempt to move forward and create better pen related memories
what the fuck
Eeheehehe yes that
i love when people tell me I’m a good salesman
it makes me feeel so sleezy
like a greasy slug in a suit
best feeling
no he hasn’t, he doesn’t meet the minimum requirements to gamble at the high stakes table with us
Shat the fuck
That's not what I copied
Stay mad. Mom loves me more
do we let him win the election for the both of us?
I think we just kneecap and forget about him
you're her favorite son 
Yes
I feel like you just aged my soul by another year.
Mom loves me
Well I'm sorry for being bad at being a boy
Scuse me
boy harder
I think you might just need to get goos
Do you not know the "i was so bad at being a boy that I became a girl" meme
I love goos
I hate that image

So fucking much

It's goos that you do
ive never heard of it
Good
wtf is happening with Lauta
Its terrible
ran out of normal pills
spiked eggnog
What
That's not the right Image
Yeah ik
Boystard
But I don't wanna look for the original
Why the fudk did I write it like that
Fair
I wouldn't want to either
Santa noo
boytarded
How I keep the holiday cheer high in my neighborhood
I meant to write bastard but that fits you
he's just like me fr
Is it going well?
jolly
im sittin pretty wrapped in a blanket
yes, managed to patch various storylines on gamma
European moment*
Imagine being in the past
what'd u patch
What was wrong with them?
I can fix your mistakes and yet you choose to demoralise me. I will not save you from blowing up in 2 days
You fucking fool
Yay
Can you blow me up right now
Bro wtf is that UI, that looks cool asf man
Ah yes, “““Gamma”””
4k uhd tree textures dunking on ur game
I am thankful for a single word in this sentence
Anyway no
blehhh :3
gamma players when someone changes the hud texture and they can't recognize the game anymore
Ambatu
Explodes hostages with my mind
Ambasin
gamma players when you add 3 new guns to the loot pool
Amcomein
Ambatafakenat
Stalker RPG when
ambatumeow
Meoww
:3
new garbage
:3
I would play
i would play
garbage needs more rat routes thru the annoying boar filled zones
“i only changed couple hud mods”
Hud mods in question:
or areas to build a base up in
if you never get rid of the progression style and weapon/armor repair mechanics, isn't it always gonna be gamma?
epic cutscenes
Women ☕
“- finally we arrive at the goon cave
-yes. lets commence the gooning”
im down
Monolith goon sesh begins in 30 minutes

Who has Lethal Company bought in steam and wants to play?
strokin they candy cane
me when eating and helicopter fly
me when 8 fps
me me me
modded?
Are there mods for v45 already?
Dude, your fps got a little low here, gotta fix that.
Ping Grok in base support, im sure your still qualify as base Gamma 
thanks, yeah should still be base gamma

only added +200 addons and disabled 50 and patched some 20 more
do you got UGP enabled tho
ultimate garbage pack?
Will you play vanilla tho
the gun pack fomod
@glad carbon
No
@glad carbon hop on lethal company
we trust you will be a great asset to the company
great great ass et to the company
great great ass

you didn't read the new sin update notes:
the what now
hop on lethal company!!
Moderator, will you create horny jail?
thank you moderator
and thank you Sky for fixing my fkn internet
or was that you too Moderator?
sent to darkscape
Did you maintain my lines?
thank you Moderator
he’s M[o]derating
Thank you Moderator!!!

wanna hop on
damn my nose is bleeding
we found the horny chatter
I haven’t played la noire but I would recommend it over Mafia 3 which I have played
great great ass
buy a sandwich instead
lethal company more like lethal compromise
i already ate a sandwich today 3((
for
Why must you remind me of tarkov the mili second i get home from a break 
hop on lethal company
no
:DDD
hop on plutonium iw5
now we're talkin
@glad carbon missing out on the floor penis
pebis
WHY IS HE ON WIKIPEDIA
First game of lethal company and I immediately walked off an edge and died
He's a real character
S12 E7 of Simpsons has graggle
First enemy found
Fall damage
U failed edging, kicked off the team
She’s full of autism
same
Aren't we all?
FLOOR PENIS????
wanna join?
She now eepy
rn?
Yeah I'm game
wait do you have the "legal" version or the free version
nah we can only play on legal now
the v45 update is ou
t
no, like
we have the steam version
im saying that the people with the "free" version cant join
until the "free" version gets updated
we'll finish this run and invite you
Thx
hop on
Send me an invite por favor
lethal company guy hits griddy and bangs his head on table and dies
SOMEONE here doesnt like when i type
bastard
Fake
U can go beta version on steam
And go back to 44
You know what's fun
Sure
you need to remove the "free" fix
Gotcha
found a new solution to spiders and thumpers yet?
no
No shit I have that exact same collar for my dog, electric fence type right
Puts out a radius around the house they can't leave
that sounds bad
yea it is lol
Yeah I have it for my farm so the dog doesn't go bother the neighbors cows
and 
It's good until a bastard poorly wrapped pallet shows up
Just update your “legally acquired” version lol?
I did it already. Works fine.
wdym
Walmart bro from another discord lived and suffered to that
the free version isn't updated yet
Nah, different non descript warehouse job
My run today
But I get it
Okay one thing about the ui change is the YEARS of gifs made with the old background color no longer work
Which is so cool and awesome!!
there's only v40 on russian sites so idk
@uncut obsidian I can send you the updated version if you want
Tomorrow
I’m going to sleep so I’m not going to now
Actually
I can probably just send a link lol
Uh
send it
Not here obv
did you play solo or with someone
Sent @uncut obsidian check dms
Throwing rocks at u
No I'm throwing rocks at u
Im no elephant
Anyways, off to sleep I go
Proof?
I got a trunk but no horns nahmean

Hi Nota Ho Frog
What could you be doing now nota
Lil guy
Hello!
I was going to post something horrific but now that you are here I have to act normal!
Yeah, and?
I am not.
He told me the joke
You totally are
He explained it here and I absorb info like a sponge
Ur totally a fan



It was only infront of catboy, he's cool and I'd hate to ruin my relationship with him. You though Idc
"whipped"? It's called being nice around friends. He says hello everyday and posts cat pictures, you should hold this man in high regards
Real
Nota the boykisser
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Not just yet
Same exact reaction is funny
@mystic bluff
This woke my mom up but it was funny asf
Worth
Laughing turned to panic
@mystic bluff this is how it looked like from my perspective when you left
Wait did we like barely pass eachother here or did I walk away
My short term memory is dead
i entered and you left through the fire exit
So I can't remember
at the same time
so i thought that you just disappeared

also somehow we haven't seen the flowerman at all through these runs
That's the white eyes thing right
yes
Frankly I'm just waiting for the lethal company Christmas update
When I played w you the first time we kept getting it
Can't wait to get jolly with the spider
it literally already happened
v45 is out
Wait
yes
But lately I haven't seen it like at all
me n @mystic bluff will probably go again in like 2-3 hours
No I mean light Christmas lights in the ship and wreaths on the door and stuff
that won't happen
Give the bracken a Santa hat n stuff
Jolly fellow
If I fall asleep within like 30 mins that is
Also we won't play long just saying that now
I do need to finish some bullshit I have
Anyway bye
also hey babe 😙
do that shit with @ Mika or something
Cringe and unbased
i am 💋
Mika is taken, I would never
I know there's gotta be something
One of our crew let the sussy imposter into the ship
Game is called Lethal Company
Funniest game ever to play co-op with friends!
#H2ODelirious #h20delirious #lethalcompany
@uncut obsidian
:3
have you seen the update
uhh yes we do
Here's someone who doesn't crack under the pressure of homoeroticism
:3
:3
:3 burn your house down :3
lmao, i know
I haven't in a minute
we had a 5 man lobby once
In stalker?
I meant stalker srry
Rage
Hi nota
Do YOU crack under the pressure?
will you hop on lethal company in 2-3h
Idk about me but my ass dont
No <3
zad

Do the rump shaker
I can do the lethal Co boogie
Can you not square dance?
Boot scooting boogie?
I skipped that class in PE
I kick up enough dust to clear the barn
It's such a perfect "white guys when you say wheezer will be at the function" gif
Put on cotton eye joe I will
The perfectly manicured lawn
Square
The overpriced mansion
White people when you say there will be coleslaw and unseasoned chicken at the function
Lol yeah you can tell thems are british
That and the nondescript soccer jersey
Do the great great asset boogie

did yall already play it?
We'll play in 2-3 hours
Yes, 3 people lobby
Twas fun
Haven't seen the new enemies though
I wanna see the nutcracker
I'm excited for one of them
the mimic
10pm and I'm sneepy

Veville
Rock you




