#🎪bruh-fart
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I thought you were banned?
its brainfart what do you expect a Harvard lecture?
didn't do anything
Idk that's what people said earlier
maja is banned
not me
not banned either
just left
At least community College level lol

Why'd you leave?
my dude were the special ad class of the discord
Weird...
that was just to1 trolling you
that it worked says you haven’t chatted with him enough
anything that man says is satire
To1? You mean the snitch...
thats the one
what's your fav video game
Who me?

yes
Ff7
imma be honest I still don't understand the plot of that game 
I get it's "bad guy want to become god but doom world"
Big Corp wants money doesn't care about planet,
Eco terrorists fight big corp
Use parts of earth to fight Corp and bad guys
Travel the world to get materials needed to save world
Defeat the evil guys
post an application
With tons of side quests
in triplicate
why you even want to be unexiled?
if ur a good brainfarter and get unexiled ill give you the sauce
you scared lil man
yea yeah, it's always "tomfoolery"
accept it
accept it
more detailed

@winged phoenix
He’s on the server with us now
josta changed my name 
The decision will be made in 2-5 business days
as long as they're both consenting adults I see no issue here
that's still only Monday 07:30
it's a soyjak if T01 is the subject
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loading for me
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metro fail
let me describe it
man looks at paper with big open smile
shoots himself
(obv fake)
why do me like that
I'll do anyone like that
can't even gaslight a salmon homie no more

frainfrog ahs fallen
I know. I'm always #1
oh actually, post the query phrase
its in voice-text
ohhh you aint searching it on tenor
its the .

@uncut obsidian uhm
smh
cant find it
he found it
@final cedar did you see it yet
did you dm me?
Ig reels fucking scare me
✅
pls check if you got the right metro 

oh boy
mid
Hi Metro Hi Frog
Hi Catboyo
hop over to #╟❓general-offtopic and we discuss the match in detail

@mint crystal why did you send me this? Are you serious?
what did he send
@mint crystal (aerial_unit_24) has been banned for reason: You had your chance, too much tomfoolery


@final cedar how dare you crop the pic

You missed the little trolling
Meanwhile the dude is calling me n-words

good riddance 
Yes
Hi Falso
He said in DMs that you cropped the pic, as if it was a good argument, you know
realest shit ever
girls camping vs boys camping
cute
the girls are chanting for they have sacrificed melissa
Girls camping (they failed to take proper safety precautions. The fire was not contained)
sigma layer
W channel
what channel is that 
"So, when am I getting my stuff back?"
Special thanks to @LawAndCrime for sending us the documents.
Sarah Boone full bodycam footage - https://youtu.be/wdDuQAO1RGs
Sarah Boone full interrogation - https://youtu.be/w1u1-i_ubeU
TCL analysis - https://www.youtube.com/@TRUECRIMELoser
Voice over - https://www.youtube.com/@kizzume
Oh I thought it was a parody of that channel. Ty
something tells me she aint going home later
@runic kernel which is you

Does anyone here have any quick relief remedy’s for a dry cough
It’s half 4 in morning I haven’t slept minuet and it feels like someone’s dragged broken glass up my throat
who dafuq is smooth void
nobody
Wöæo
Thnaks for asking
name checks 🤝
I've done it....i changed my pfp to a anime girl...Im turning into a degenerate..
MFW someone fucks around, finds out, and then gets assmad about finding out due to their fucking around and starts slinging slurs:
on another note, i got Metal: Hellsinger, and im sitting here wondering why i didnt buy it sooner
Such a good game
it really is, and its exactly up my alley 'cause like
dude
i fucking love FPS games, and i play bass guitar
Morning
its literally the perfect game
mornin
Top of to ya
The g in gman stands for G-string
I dreamt that a controller convinced me I had child support to pay despite not even having a child
rookie mistake, you should've just hid behind something
Damn, you a hater
Is that how you think children are made? LMAO
My lawyer
His sex Ed info comes from horny Bethesda game mods
Don't diss the guy
Can't blame him. Those lewd mods are better made than actual Bethesda content lol
so im playing on Beast difficulty and just beat the third level, Yhelm, for the first time.
fucking gaming
we top 60 global
Yeah they go down one of those tubes or smthng and then some scientists shit happens in your belly then you scat it out in nine months

This guy is unhinged
Please send cat gifs or something
Thanks
i am at a gun convention
My 2nd favorite cat posting hairless ape
my intrusive thoughts are winning
Are there people dressed up like guns
yes
Ugly ass pussy lmao
What's ur gunsona
It's a deep sea creature
Gunsona 
Don't shit talk the cat 😭
glock 21
Cool
@glad carbon
hohoho
Nah Gordon wears tighty whities
this was confirmed in Gorgeous Freeman
Cocka
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Poor Man's Hydraulics · E-40
The Ball Street Journal
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Masterer: Brian "Big Bass" Gardner
Recorded by: Dale Everingham
Producer: Droop-E
Recorded by: Dustin "Nump" Patricio
Executive Produc...

mornin'
!delight
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delight became a chinese sign
bad ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYYlMqTErHI&t=971s hollywood when there's a desert scene
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https://slowerpace.bandcamp.com/album/the-great-escape
- far from home (intro) 00:00
- getting lost 01:07
- strange gateway 05:24
- fetishisms 11:41
- pleasure overdose 16:08
- arrest at dawn 22:28
- dusty prison 27:41
- the great escape 34:24
- red sunset (miss home) 40:20
Released June 27, 2023
~ CRED...
ngl tho album goes hard
gm nahui
lmao actually cute
charge your phone
it's not mine dum dum
you think I made this meme?
you wish
dum dum (the serbian guntuber)
Ayo i missed some shit?
bruno was on here like a day or two ago I think
Damn
and falco brainfarted all over himself
The usual falco shenanigans
Yeah the status quo
yep gnight
"he started respecting me when i lose all personality" never fails to crack me up 


he got really excited to see bruno come back
BIG TEXT
and the like
and reposting edits from the golden age of brainfart
link?
Elo Delight
how u doing?
I'm so excited for this haha what a recognizable IP
its gonna be mid
Alive, got a month of holidays now so sporting a bit more again
nah no way fallout has always been a masterclass of writing and worldbuilding, just look at 4 and 76

I hope we get a starfield show soon!!!
I loved the part where there are no consequences and zero important NPC deaths in a game where the newgame+ is just starting the story over in an alternative timeline!!!
so bold
bravo, todd
Truly a game of the year worthy
and don't get me started on the guns, nothing making any sort of mechanical sense? what a breath of fresh air
Audio by @Composite1618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1atYvADvWOQ
Art by me
Original Song by Hall and Oates
noice, enjoy 
when i saw "todd howard" in big font letters, i knew that this will be a masterpiece 10/10
bomb has been planted #🇮🇹-general-ita message 🤝
how to start an international incident
2023 The banana pizza incident
doge
my phone is at 91% im not gonna charge it dum dum
wazzap Beijing
ni hao
what a fucking jolly fellow
what a fucking naughty fellow
Oh so what I ate wasnt a candy cane it was a stick of plutonium
Explains why the pictures Im in have dots now
Help
@final cedar
Party time
what isekai is this
Im pretty sure that's a clip from the pilot anyway
i dont know, but Metro does
Just drink vodka and chainsmoke 
glorious. tx for the ping
wsg brainfartians
is god truly dead
Emoji: letsgooo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/995320995743277157.png
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Aria Math · C418
Minecraft - Volume Beta
℗ 2013 C418
Released on: 2013-11-09
Auto-generated by YouTube.
aryan math?
minecraft music guy
6000000 divided by 4
Ofc

when i first heard this while playing casually, i thought "why this has to go this hard, its fucking minecraft, what the fuck"
ofc
also
I installed sodium
sadly unlike optifine it doesnt offer over 32 chunk loading
gey
kinda wish it did
Good morning
why is this silent
works fine on pc discord
even on phone
Jollyfart sounds awful
my fart is immensely jolly
bladerunner 2049 simulator
romantic
you just posted
no I'm pretty sure we've got plenty of straws
!sean
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can you like not

chat

Warm milk and honey
get mods to increase the visible chunks to fucking forever
theres mods that increase chunk loading cap
holy I thought the minecraft world was a cube but it's an oval just like earth?!
well
64 chunks do not load in view for some reason
its about the same as 32
maybe 2/3 chunks extra
idk why
NEWSFLASH PAL
plz do
i have to jolly myself
looks like something from amplified world from back in the day
My friend made a temp base at the top ofc so getting there is pain in the ass 
And I wanted to build something underground
gasp
We can turn it into cooler Gibraltar
Lets make a brainfart minecraft server
I want to amplify its looks, not change it too much
Hi Menace Hi Ivan
Hiii
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hi
That ain't gonna be dwarf fortress, but elven gardens 
Everything opposite
shoutout cyberpunks first person vehicle view, gotta be one of my favourite genders ( wallahi i cant see shit )
how the fuck do people replicate the camera movements so well
jesus fuck when is bannerlord 1.2.0 coming out of beta
sorry had to get that off my chest
answer: no
Hi 🆂🅰🅽🆃🅰'🆂 🆂🅸🅻🅻🅸🅴🆂🆃
good game
we love eldritch horros beyond human comprehension
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪jollyfart
@jolly wharf (backspacegun) has been muted for 30 days for reason: Crazy degenerate talking about child porn , A LOT of controversial stuff and cringe , get the fuck out of here
@merry spade (leightz0g) has been muted for 30 days for reason: Classic german hating on Jews, we are in 2024 , stop being a fucking idiot
@solemn berry (warger.98) has been banned for reason: Fuck you too , you dont need to dodge the moderators in VC if you cant get in here anymore
@stiff spade (moskowsky_rak) has been banned for reason: Fuck you too , racist motherfucker
@slender knot (.hammodhabibi) has been muted for 30 days for reason: i almost forgot about you , you little cringe shit , keep making bad jokes about jews, americans and shit like that
@ivory lion (recklessdangerflashsfh2) has been muted for 30 days for reason: Kid , listen , you can be better than this , stop beating your sister live on VC for once
✅ Unlocked 🎪jollyfart.
@narrow lotus rn
row row fight the powah

it was my time to shine and you TOOK it from me
L
L
L
missed opportunity to have brainfart chant KILL while people get banned like in a death cult
Rip bozos
bro what
i need some more info
i would send the monopoly mp4 but im not at my pc so you're lucky
15 year old viatnemese kid trying to get attention from the other degens by doing cringe shit
and the other were making fun of him ofc
wholesome
and his sister
what was he doing (he's filipino btw)
now he's probably gonna take the anger from being muted out on his sister 
gamma vc moment
YOU DID THIS LEDY
righto
i'm sorry what
no xp in brainfart
yeah
thats mean
I know
its how it be brother
overthrow the government
anarchy
so drunk dude calls then...uh falls or hurts himself while other dude is like oh god... christ almight this fuckin guy
am I pretty much on point?
you dont get xp in brainfart tho
i have to spread christmas cheer
or spread STDs?
No
why are you guys so mischievous
damn

fuck you mean damn
hmm
this is why you should give me more rank, i am here over a year
😦
but i don't want to leave brainfart
lies, it is not
you lie
I am also year here in server
more than a year
No, we need more Iedy birdposting hows borb doin
blud i was here before you
you won't

go delight proove him wrong
no
hey guys i'm back from getting some oj
Delight rn
what'd i miss
i'm leaving and never coming back
bye
pulling a maja
!meltdown
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@ocean pulsar bring the maja meme
One navy Corpsman for like 40 marines. or some shit.
cough
i burp in your general diretion
@heavy swallow yo who said that thing about me being a helper 
me lmao i fuckin know you

I mean it's true but I did it unofficially
No roles at the time
nah u cool
(i am going to the bathroom i'll be back soon)
Falco kneecapped some of the tickets I am sure
victim of deez nuts lol
👀
I remember you as well btw, you've been away for a long time
dn
right on time
yeah i remember when you would just fuckin post these little shits (
) on all my rants about my inability to fix my game
Ahahahahahahahahahah I'll have to believe you on that 
sounds like falco alright
Next level compliments
holy shit you two had a whole fight in the old support chat
ah bro this fuckin sad sack of shit
ofc he is rich
all idiots are rich
sigh
all idiots are rich but not all rich are idiots
whats the tea on the sad rich idiot?
No tea no shade
Meth then?
cock be balling but ball not cocking...
story of my fucking life....

i love you more than bitcoin is such a fucking funny line
i'm not rich
wait i just realized this is the OF guy
i thought this was a particularly attached husband
or sm
lmao
In Italy we say "meglio un culo ardito che un dito ar culo"
L
cat wont mog me, i am too supreme
does that mean "pasta pasta pasta pasta"
in poland we say "nie obchodzi mnie to"
does that mean "kurwa kurwa kurwa"
can you write "jestem nie do zniesienia"
bobr bobr bobr bobr
What does he said to the beer?
thats not wha ti asked you to write
kurwa
pistol sandwich
@uncut obsidian, could you please make, so that the bot reacts to "kurwa" with "
"?
no
Real master boxing tecnique
kurwa is already overused i dont need to see it everytime when i get MAD ‼️

let me kurw my a in peace

i can see it now
kurwa
yooooo
POSZLI MI WON Z TĄ KURWĄ JUŻ
KURWAAAAAA
i need to bypass the emoji
@uncut obsidian, thank you, kurwa 🤝
Self absorbed mod circle jerking.
Why would I want to do work for free?
kurwа
by the grace of allah i bypass the emoji
yo mama so burger
because i get to mute brainrots like you , ryry
the satisfaction is endless
Whatever you need to feel self worth
yo moderator so burger
PP
yo mama so kurwа
yeah i guess that works
yo cat so burger
sure , because you must feel very empowered when u are toxic to everyone in here , gotta feel like a big boy , right
Yes 
this is more insulting than i first meant it to be
in romanian, Curva means whore
wrong way to spell it
no
no
Are all those beer bottles?
small booze bottles of like wiskey, fireball, and so on
hence why she said "That's a lotta fucking shots"

this is so poorly edited
yes
On my way to my warcrimes tribunal
DWA ZŁOTE ‼️
Fake ass video
Thats like 50 cents letsgoooooo
nevermind its 46 cents
Poland LETGOOOO🇵🇱 🥇
Isnt this i did a thing newest video
I swear to god thats the floor of his garage
I am not schizophrenic
why'd you mention that
it isn't
it is
As an indicator of good health
Wanted everyone to know I’m ok ❤️🩹
How are you all though?
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Direc...

aaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am about to head to the store early here
you've missed some fun stuff
ugh
Why what happened? It’s barely past 9
Ignore that part 
should i
#🎪bruh-fart message scroll down
Someone got banned?
more than just some one
Duty when fun is allowed
I don’t see anything of note
Oh well
I’m sure it’ll be brought up later
Positive even
you blind ahh mf
What happeennnnnned? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
blind
mmhmh

REAL
@grizzled meadow The jolliest of songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZdvW6BBkc
In 1987, the Midnight Riders were asked to participate in a children's charity Christmas album with their rock peers. The Riders refused. In a 1993 Guitar God Magazine article, Dusty explained: "Givin' kids charity just makes 'em weak, man. Teach a kid to fish, he can eat fish his whole life. Teach a kid NOT to fish, he starves to death. Where I...

WE LOVE MIDNIGHT RIDERS ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
did he died
he doided
WHY DID HE DIED
"your life is JOLLY, you get ALL the presents, you should celebrate Christmas NOW!"
IM JOLLY HOLLY CHEERY PRESENT YOU
Oh my god
jolly chimera
santa chimera
ho ho ho
dayum that kitty drip
eyo what the fuck
Cat : ⚫-⚫
Me : 
me just like him
34 seconds? Damn
issa goddamn uhhhhh
porcupine
isn't that a hero forge figure
idk
it is
no like idk what that even is
It's a site where you can make your own figures for DnD and stuff
classic brainrot
The consequences of living in LA
no shit i dont know it ig
💀
I drive
skin walker
Cyberpunk?
close but, GHOST IN THE SHELL 1995
tbh some deaf people can talk
depending on when they lost their hearing
WHAT?
True
https://youtu.be/3V95p7EtGCI?si=Osbs9-MQp2Q-W82B
They just can't hear what they're saying
So, this is what a Deaf person's voice sounds never having ever heard sound before... imagine trying to learn to talk without ever hearing sound!
.
This is how I sound... not how all Deaf people sound... those that could talk clearly usually are hard of hearing, and I'm not hard of hearing, so that's probably part of the reason why I couldn't sp...
and how loud
but if you just lose your hearing you can still use your vocal chords, you just won't be able to hear what noises you're making
also depends on when you lose your hearing
this is "deaf person having never heard sound", probably from birth
people lose hearing from car crashes and stuff like that too, i. e. some of them heard sounds before they lost their hearing
people who lose hearing later roughly know what they're saying but after a while some intonation might be wrong
though it depends how deaf, like fully deaf they'll start speaking a bit gibberish eventually but mostly-deaf can atleast put on those hearing thingies
there's levels to it, really
just like w blindness
Indeed, since main part of our vocal structuring process is based on sort of correcting what we hear we say, and deaf people cant (obviously) hear what they say. But there's different form of hearing loss, some of them allow for a person to hear themselves through "bone conduction of sound" which is a whole different story.
Jolly? I was Jolly once. They put me on a sleigh, a wooden sleigh with glowing reindeer.
And glowing reindeer make me jolly.
jollymaxxin
Besides frogs, am i the only one who can't remember vividly they're transition to discord? Or am i too young for that (22). I remember using skype and TS, but discord is pretty much how i imagine my allday chatting routine.
I remember using AIM and Yahoo messaging
Then Skype and TeamViewer
Yeah, indeed, but the exact moment when the communities were formed and pretty much all of your friends were on discord. I simply cant remember when it happened. In my mind it was "use all you like" to discord in like a blurred moment.
Well, approaching 30's is a "L", my friend.
No offense, ofc. What's the best advise you can give?
Why is approaching 30's an L
cause everything hurts after 29
He's not wrong.
Well, to simply put it, as i view it, in that age you should have all your life goals straightened. There are room to do something entirely different, but in that age it becomes hard to shift your life perspectives 180, or simply "start from scratch". Plus, everything you did or did'nt before 30's will start affect you. Be it health, or simply lifestyle.
haven't seen you in forever
You're saying I have lower watch hours than someone... This is a lie.
ПСИ-ВОЛНЫ ЭТО ВЫДУМКА, ПСИ-ВОЛНЫ ЭТО ВЫДУМКА...
so turning 30, accumulating value and experience makes it difficult to completely dump what you believe in at the drop of a hat and start over


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