#🎪bruh-fart

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final cedar
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fuck this

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reeeee

slender rock
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eeeee

final cedar
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ah yes. bless you!

gilded blade
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I do gotta ask tho, aside from renting it out to ppl what do you do with all of that storage? What are you storing on them?

final cedar
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a shitton of anime

river robin
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A gif of a man built out of minecraft blocks jerking off using a piston setup to move his hand gets someone banned but Kermit jacking it to two frogs is fine

1984

keen flume
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enforcement is very unreliable

uncut obsidian
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who's this guy

gilded blade
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If the internet ever goes out I guess we can head to Metro's place and watch all of the anime in existence

river robin
quartz ridge
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Just like Spacezoro was RIP

livid pond
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gn brainfart sleep well

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final cedar
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is that handler?

river robin
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I mean I do basically the same thing but don’t rely solely on it.
The sites to get free shit on arent nebulous hidden things.

river robin
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Of frogs fucking?
As a frog?

Yeah I do that.
I am a frog.

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Did I fucking stutter.

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Drugs

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Drugs will make you god

final cedar
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Why are there so many Linux versions kekw

hot onyx
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Someone should preserve history and store the entirety of the brainfart chat

final cedar
uncut obsidian
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shush

river robin
river robin
final cedar
river robin
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I have the gif too because it was funny

final cedar
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can I post minecraft sheep in boat and sticky piston?

river robin
final cedar
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do NOT query this

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smh

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maybe hmm

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @delicate trail (vancer2) has been muted for 1 day for reason: deleting bullshit which is against the rules does not save you

final cedar
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it does change color

river robin
little mirage
hot onyx
lapis zinc
final cedar
hot onyx
final cedar
urban wren
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I played Metro Exodus

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And I already love it

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Xd

final cedar
little mirage
uncut obsidian
urban wren
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E

final cedar
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nah, you good kekw

little mirage
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The simple way is to just leave the server

final cedar
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also not as funneh

river robin
little mirage
final cedar
river robin
final cedar
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you could argue that this gif is all over the logs

bitter scarab
# final cedar

As someone who doesn't know shit about this anime and context behind it other than the meme with potion

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wow that's some heavy shit

uncut obsidian
final cedar
slender rock
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what the fuck

bitter scarab
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i just hope that i will forget the same way i did with Gus in breaking bad

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

final cedar
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the hair falling off cause the blade is so sharp is some great detail and the animation is realy neat

slender rock
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It's the english dub

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not spoilt

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because I rather hear the OG VO

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🙂

final cedar
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ye, the crunchy roll VA's are always the same feels like

uncut obsidian
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this is a spoiler for murder drones but as long as you won't watch it you won't care that it's a spoiler

slender rock
final cedar
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that looks like a real young pic tho

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and the quality is quite good

urban wren
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Ya opinion

final cedar
urban wren
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I like it tho

mystic bluff
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I LOVE MONEY!!!!

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they call me the moolah guyt

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to think we had everyone die and then bounce back afterall

mystic bluff
meager maple
slender rock
uncut obsidian
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literally the most essential mod ever

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the one that shows total amount of points in the ship

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because a scanner can only scan like 12 items i think

mystic bluff
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maybe

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i havent really downloaded mods and neither did my friends

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
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oh

broken topaz
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Fuck

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Wrong chat

visual stirrup
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welcome back

mystic bluff
broken topaz
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Was trying to show a friend the shitty new discord layout

visual stirrup
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Zeref came back
Cori came back

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who's next?

toxic sundial
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Cethal lompany

uncut obsidian
visual stirrup
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alex is gone for good?

broken topaz
uncut obsidian
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apparently brainfart is now bad

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wahh wahh

mystic bluff
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hes right

uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
heavy peak
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he'll be back next year

broken topaz
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well now that i have gamma installed

mystic bluff
broken topaz
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I could leave again

uncut obsidian
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bye idk

toxic sundial
visual stirrup
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Wait, don't go!

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I never got a chance to bully you!

broken topaz
uncut obsidian
quartz ridge
broken topaz
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bully me

uncut obsidian
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now we have a different alex

quartz ridge
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Buddy i was here before him

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uncut obsidian
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you weren't THE alex

visual stirrup
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This server is lacking in people who are laid back and actually funny
All of the new people are kids who are trying too hard to be funny

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and failing

quartz ridge
toxic sundial
visual stirrup
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Anyway, Cori, don't go anywhere just yet

quartz ridge
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I am THE Alex Prick...

heavy peak
quartz ridge
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Too many brainfart exiles tbh

visual stirrup
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Rose tinted glasses

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I just miss a few of the members, I think

broken topaz
uncut obsidian
broken topaz
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pre femboy purge was the golden era

uncut obsidian
quartz ridge
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He will be missed

uncut obsidian
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Also i expected you to have more mutual servers with me for some reason

broken topaz
uncut obsidian
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yes

mystic bluff
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i miss 3-days-ago brainfart 😔

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im such an oldhead

grizzled meadow
uncut obsidian
broken topaz
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I left all the servers i was in that were associated with people from here

uncut obsidian
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What answer do you expect

broken topaz
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you know

grizzled meadow
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The real golden age was without that shit, it's a fact

visual stirrup
# broken topaz :3

Alright, I've had my daily quota of cori
Let's start with the bullying

uncut obsidian
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no it's a falco

quartz ridge
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Shortly after the grok 1984ing its was fun as hell maineee

lunar brook
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o

quartz ridge
uncut obsidian
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facto

broken topaz
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The only people I kept around from gamma was Maxim, Brüno, Tomb and Aksel(dipshit mcgee)

uncut obsidian
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rio

toxic sundial
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It's always someone's golden age, whenever you first joined or were most active. It's purely perspective based.

broken topaz
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nah man

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you werent there

mystic bluff
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my golden age is forever

broken topaz
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it was beautiful

uncut obsidian
broken topaz
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Dot Deutschlands server had a few people from here

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uhh

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Brainfart 2

toxic sundial
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So uhhhh

visual stirrup
toxic sundial
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Lethal lompany?

uncut obsidian
broken topaz
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minor spelling mistake

lunar brook
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Cetal Lompany

mystic bluff
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alcoholics company

uncut obsidian
visual stirrup
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clital bumpany

broken topaz
uncut obsidian
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was it?

broken topaz
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To me it was

uncut obsidian
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pretty sure it still exists

broken topaz
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yea it does, i was offered an invite when i came back here

toxic sundial
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I'll start my own brainfart, with blackjack and hookers

final cedar
mystic bluff
lunar brook
mystic bluff
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i just got beaten like 5 times with a shovel

lunar brook
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skill issue

mystic bluff
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youa re going to die

uncut obsidian
lunar brook
mystic bluff
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dude in the back is ME

uncut obsidian
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literally?

broken topaz
mystic bluff
broken topaz
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I just wasnt very close with any of the people there

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so I never checked the server

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and eventually left it when i was cleaning up my server bar

final cedar
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is it like an elite shitposting server?

mystic bluff
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i got fanum taxed

uncut obsidian
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Do you mostly stay in servers that have people that you already know

broken topaz
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but without the rules of this server

uncut obsidian
final cedar
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sounds like a tirefire kekw

broken topaz
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I have like barely any time on my PC anyways

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So not much time for servers

uncut obsidian
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The day when I somehow enter brainfart 2 is the day when that server falls

final cedar
broken topaz
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Too busy being hot and sexy in the real world

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to be on discord

lunar brook
lunar brook
uncut obsidian
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I'll probably barely be on discord after I'll leave

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Since I'll sell my PC

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Don't think I'll have internet the first month

broken topaz
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I got new hobbies and shit outside of PC in my limited freetime as well

uncut obsidian
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buh

lunar brook
uncut obsidian
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p!translate en mamochka

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

mamochka

English

mommy

broken topaz
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I am homeless

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living in the park

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(real)

uncut obsidian
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it's a nickname that i made when i was like 9-10

final cedar
uncut obsidian
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when i was making a Warface account

broken topaz
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they bring me nuts

final cedar
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oh you like nutz

uncut obsidian
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which nuts

lunar brook
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deez nuts

broken topaz
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i love nuts

uncut obsidian
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d... deez??

final cedar
lunar brook
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its so sad the squirrels die of ligma

final cedar
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what's ligma

broken topaz
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steve jobs

lunar brook
uncut obsidian
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sigma balls

lunar brook
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:3

broken topaz
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no

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femboys stay in brainfart

lunar brook
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this man, :3 react him

broken topaz
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:3

lunar brook
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:3

uncut obsidian
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:3

final cedar
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:3

austere shadow
lunar brook
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woah, racism, smh

broken topaz
lunar brook
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:3

uncut obsidian
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Ion know Spanish

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Also why spain

lunar brook
broken topaz
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come to germany

uncut obsidian
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i don't know what my life will bring to me yet

broken topaz
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im pretty sure i have like less than 10 posts

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in any other channel

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all my posts were here

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is there any way to check that?

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any stat bots?

lunar brook
foggy mantleBOT
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Pancake
Guilds

3,440,882

Users

199,790,999

Channels

85,093,743

Uptime

1 d, 10 h, 47 m, 35 s

Streams

2,717

Mem Usage

138 GB

main-102 | C103 | S1635
broken topaz
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wat

lunar brook
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ayo

uncut obsidian
foggy mantleBOT
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Pancake
Guilds

3,440,880

Users

199,790,999

Channels

85,093,715

Uptime

1 d, 10 h, 47 m, 58 s

Streams

2,708

Mem Usage

138 GB

main-102 | C103 | S1635
uncut obsidian
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What's these voices I'm hearing

lunar brook
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take the pills

broken topaz
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exlusively brainfart

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final cedar
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s?user @broken topaz

fringe orioleBOT
broken topaz
uncut obsidian
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s?me

fringe orioleBOT
final cedar
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s?user @final cedar

fringe orioleBOT
lunar brook
broken topaz
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Well i havent been here in 6 months

lunar brook
uncut obsidian
broken topaz
lunar brook
final cedar
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stay pretty boy

uncut obsidian
broken topaz
fallow trellis
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haha

final cedar
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first answer this, who's a pretty boy?

fallow trellis
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me

broken topaz
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meeeeeeeeeeeeee :3

fallow trellis
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nu uh

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i said it first

final cedar
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fight fight fight

broken topaz
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WRONG

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SULFURIC ACID !

final cedar
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only the prettiest of pretty boys shall escape

fallow trellis
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first of all

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second

tulip ravine
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I think I’m feeling better clueless

fallow trellis
tulip ravine
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Weirdest flu I’ve ever had

fallow trellis
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insanely beautiful hellonewstalker3

lunar brook
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and thats precisely why youre here

tulip ravine
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Lied down, right nostril clears on its own, jsut have tons of post nasal drip right now

final cedar
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ok real talk you gotta recite a short poem, or apology whatever you feel like and post it here. Make it so it reflects the reason you ended up here

tulip ravine
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Probably sinus draining though

lunar brook
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man learns how asylums work for the first time, 2023 colorised

uncut obsidian
lunar brook
final cedar
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yep. you here to stay.

tulip ravine
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You can taste it and all

foggy mantleBOT
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lunar brook
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👟

high pike
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Hey

mystic bluff
lunar brook
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torture :3

mystic bluff
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he, lo

lunar brook
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torment :3

mystic bluff
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release me

high pike
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So apparently the new discord update sucks, is that true

neon trellis
mystic bluff
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i think he wants to be released

lunar brook
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mods, kiss his cheek :3

neon trellis
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man is losing it KekSkew

high pike
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Nah, just mute him

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Mute for like 2 minutes

lunar brook
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lmao

fallow trellis
uncut obsidian
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who did i

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FUCKING

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DISCORD

lunar brook
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by the will of allah he shall bypass the mute

fallow trellis
mystic bluff
dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @mint crystal (aerial_unit_24) has been muted for 20 minutes for reason: spamming won't make your brainfart exile disappear -20m

glad carbon
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@uncut obsidian 1984 badmin

final cedar
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it's easy you just leave the server and rejoin kekw

glad carbon
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muting randoms

uncut obsidian
fallow trellis
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mod released him

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
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Mods, dip his balls in a kfc deep fryer

neon trellis
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i will take this to the supreme court @uncut obsidian gunright

high pike
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You get banned right?

uncut obsidian
lunar brook
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wouldn’t it be really funny if i removed the muted role

high pike
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Hello?

lunar brook
neon trellis
mystic bluff
final cedar
high pike
tulip ravine
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Btw does anyone have any good advice for dealing with flu

lunar brook
tulip ravine
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My nose is just starting to clear up now I think, hopefully that means it will be gone tomorrow

high pike
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@lunar brook huh dread

high pike
tulip ravine
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Oh shit ted is Santa now

uncut obsidian
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HE LEFT

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HE ACTUALLY LEFT

lunar brook
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eksdee

final cedar
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who left

neon trellis
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my clean record gone cause discord was fucky Wahh

lunar brook
uncut obsidian
final cedar
high pike
mystic bluff
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😔

glad carbon
final cedar
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I love my life

glad carbon
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im so sleep

mystic bluff
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stop your life

tulip ravine
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@winged phoenix listen Santa, I haven’t been good and I fucking won’t be, I want a ps5 with gta or ill put my sisters cat in the blender and mince the fucker up, fuck you get me a ps5 cunt clueless

uncut obsidian
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I hate my life

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I hate my wife

mystic bluff
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just love it

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you do NOT have a wife

lunar brook
uncut obsidian
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i hate myself

mystic bluff
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i mean fair enough

visual stirrup
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I diagnose you with slav

mystic bluff
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congrats on ur marriage,,

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DO WHAT TO THE KIDS??

tulip ravine
high pike
lunar brook
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anyways

mystic bluff
tulip ravine
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Yeah

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Most kids here do ngl

robust cove
tulip ravine
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It’s in law that in illegal to give alcohol to kids under 5

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Or 4

robust cove
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cringe

tulip ravine
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One of them

final cedar
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gt?

uncut obsidian
lunar brook
robust cove
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
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UK moment

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
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as long as ur in europe

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
lunar brook
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add 1 and 1

uncut obsidian
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uk moment

mystic bluff
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i dont think thats only a uk moment

robust cove
uncut obsidian
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where else is it legal

mystic bluff
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where i live i believe

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which is not the uk

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
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as long as you have permission from your parents

tulip ravine
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In the blue box

mystic bluff
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and parents bought it

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and you're on priv property

glad carbon
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no one else calls it crimbo

mystic bluff
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is it morally right? no

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is it legally ok? probably

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might fall under child abuse or endangerment potentially

fallow trellis
glad carbon
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britbongs are the only bastard who call it crimbo and father christmas

tulip ravine
glad carbon
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under the tree

tulip ravine
robust cove
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dumbass

final cedar
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still a pretty decent card

lunar brook
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Ahh yes its so clearly .uk

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uncut obsidian
lunar brook
uncut obsidian
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i don't get it

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why is it legal

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
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Yeah but w h y

mystic bluff
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i mean

uncut obsidian
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Do children even understand what alcohol is

neon trellis
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@uncut obsidian short question did new discord UI screw you over or why did i eat the muteKekSkew

mystic bluff
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extra sales really

final cedar
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
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just discord moment

robust cove
uncut obsidian
lunar brook
mystic bluff
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probably not

uncut obsidian
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if it's a 5yo drinking alcohol then the parents forced or teached him to do it

final cedar
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Boris did kinky things with me back at blackpool pub

fallow trellis
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bro kina weird website

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mystic bluff
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but the thing is it can fall under child abuse/endangerment, potentially

tulip ravine
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
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i have also checked for my neighboring country and you can also drink underage

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from any age

mystic bluff
tulip ravine
final cedar
mystic bluff
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but unless the parents literally report themselves then yk

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
lunar brook
# tulip ravine <:clueless:1031200942722387978>

There is a play station on that picture. Can you say with 100% confidence that that exact playstation was photographed in UK? No? I wonder why the photo of child beside it is any different then

final cedar
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tiddy wine

neon trellis
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weakest russian infantKekSkew

final cedar
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wild

glad carbon
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why are you arguing about a UK newspaper

lunar brook
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Idk, why is he?

mystic bluff
final cedar
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snoozepaper

mystic bluff
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i did forget you cant buy ANY alcohol til you're 18 in poland

uncut obsidian
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i never drank alcohol in my entire life

mystic bluff
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imagine how surprised i was when buying beer at 17 (like 1 week away from my bday)

lunar brook
mystic bluff
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and handed my id over

tulip ravine
glad carbon
mystic bluff
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(not really)

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i am fucked because i have relatively high tolerance but if i drink too much i die instantly

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so i barely feel drunk and by the time if eel drunk im either dying inside or puking

fallow trellis
mystic bluff
#

very unfortunate

lunar brook
mystic bluff
#

i need to get the gta5 drunk effect

#

irl

tulip ravine
uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

Tism build up clueless

fallow trellis
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
#

Also just checked and drinking alcohol in russia is only legal after you turn 16

mystic bluff
#

i've gone to a polish store many times before i turned 18 and i've managed to buy strong alcohol plenty of times

#

literally the only time i got checked was in a general liquor store

#

matter of fact i dont remember ever being checked in my life

#

granted i didnt buy alc at like 14

gusty willow
#

Random question all, anyone from Finland here?

mystic bluff
#

but 16-17 was definitely different

tulip ravine
gusty willow
#

It exists in my heart

uncut obsidian
#

you still can't legally buy alcohol at 16 here

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
#

So True

gusty willow
#

@uncut obsidian do you know anything about the university of Helsinki?

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

How I used to defend it when I was like 16 KekSkew

gusty willow
#

Dang

neon trellis
#

Ted has truly mastered the art of capitalismKekSkew

tulip ravine
#

Just ask someone buy it from shop for you, 90% of people would KekSkew

gusty willow
#

Oh fuck I forgot ted was santa lol

fallow trellis
#

packet redeem

gusty willow
#

You guys change your names too often

uncut obsidian
#

"Sir can I provide you with the financial support of $20 for your sexual gifts?"

fallow trellis
#

not me

mystic bluff
gusty willow
#

It all looks relative

#

Fuck this new app design

#

@uncut yew you know anything about the university of Helsinki?

#

I'm thinking of attending but would like to know some of the ins and outs

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

@winged phoenix should of seen me like 3 years ago, used smoke weed in a crack den filled with packet dealers KekSkew

#

Used be proper scatty

#

Was fun but fuck me im glad sorted that out

mystic bluff
gusty willow
#

It's also a pretty prestigious university apparently

#

I was a college kid but dropped from massive depression

tulip ravine
#

I smoked with drug dealers and used to pretend no one was in when police came KekSkew

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

Surprisingly effective if they not busting door down

neon trellis
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

They knock for like 20 mins then that’s it

gusty willow
#

I wouldn't go to lectures, I'd barely eat, mostly sleep all day

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

Wheyyyyy

gusty willow
neon trellis
uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
mystic bluff
# uncut obsidian

what exactly does this imply
what exactly does this imply
what exactly does this imply
what exactly does this imply

gusty willow
#

Especially cause of all the debt I have now with no degree it sucks lol

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
tulip ravine
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
tulip ravine
gusty willow
tulip ravine
gusty willow
#

Yup I have 150,000$ +

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

i love having a scholarship

gusty willow
#

Kept going while depressed lol

tulip ravine
#

Yes the cock in arse group can do anything

gusty willow
#

No I have no degree

mystic bluff
#

getting free money from the govt AND not having to pay shit is great

neon trellis
gusty willow
#

I was going for a dual Mechanical and Aeronautical Engineering degree

tulip ravine
#

I coulda got a scholarship for being first in family to go to uni but I fucking missed the deadline by a day KekSkew

gusty willow
#

Yup now forever in debt

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
#

to think i could have skipped out on my scholarship

#

because i was too lazy to actually fill it in

#

and i didnt expect to actually get it

#

i was probably like a month late to filling it out and still got it

#

the govt must love me

tulip ravine
#

Ay ted does your colleges have clearing?

#

Where it’s like

gusty willow
mystic bluff
#

i know i love myself after passing a math exam with flyin colours after thinking i failed it

tulip ravine
#

The mongs get to fill any spaces on courses that left

#

Idiots

gusty willow
#

Dongs

mystic bluff
#

err.. what

gusty willow
#

Schlongs

tulip ravine
#

Had one guy come in my course on cleaning got a message “how do I update drivers”

gusty willow
#

Were you actually?

uncut obsidian
#

how do I LMB

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
high pike
#

hey did light_warrior get banned?

#

@ light_warrior

mystic bluff
#

seems like the light warrior was sent to the abyss ,, not so light now

gusty willow
#

Ha cum

uncut obsidian
#

@glad carbon apparently you got banned, my condolences

gusty willow
#

Where did you attend?

mystic bluff
high pike
#

I want sure

tulip ravine
#

The fuck is summa cum laude KekSkew

high pike
#

I just saw something

mystic bluff
#

sitting in my first year and im annoyed asf cuz i dont want 90% of my classes

uncut obsidian
#

cum

mystic bluff
#

ew

#

anyway

gusty willow
#

Cum

mystic bluff
#

i asked some of my teachers "why do we have these classes"

high pike
#

Did he die god mamo?

mystic bluff
#

they answered "idk"

tulip ravine
#

Oh it’s just a honours degree

high pike
#

Did one of the gods ban him?

mystic bluff
#

isnt 'cum' "with"

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

or sm

gusty willow
#

In state?

mystic bluff
high pike
tulip ravine
high pike
#

Big fat swinging balls degree

uncut obsidian
#

the expert in cumology

zealous remnant
final cedar
tulip ravine
#

You have to choose your classes?

neon trellis
mystic bluff
#

nah i filled everything in right after vac started so i got to attend everything
and i dont think the classes were full anyway

high pike
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

but i need to pass all of them sadly

neon trellis
high pike
#

They might be for all I know

mystic bluff
#

i (basically) have this from my 2nd year onward, 1st year i had to take everything

final cedar
mystic bluff
#

10 am - 2pm sounds nice

#

i do not like my 8:30 to 18:30 schedule

tulip ravine
#

wtf, in mine you see which course and classes appeal to you, apply to that course and they do everything from there

#

Then again

final cedar
#

josta is going to ban me soon because I keep telling people to role evade and get automoderated

tulip ravine
#

My uni is more teaching focused rather then research focused

mystic bluff
#

is that how you spell it

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

i forgot alreadyt

high pike
mystic bluff
#

cum louder

uncut obsidian
high pike
#

We’re explaining your degree for you

mystic bluff
#

what

#

nevermind

uncut obsidian
#

6

mystic bluff
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
#

2.5582

tulip ravine
high pike
uncut obsidian
#

pi?pi?

tulip ravine
#

Pi

uncut obsidian
#

pp, even?

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
high pike
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
gusty willow
#

Who me?

tulip ravine
neon trellis
#

what mine looking like

high pike
#

Mod !P!ban!scare @tulip ravine

uncut obsidian
tulip ravine
#

Mods take to1s foreskin NOW!

mystic bluff
high pike
tulip ravine
neon trellis
#

oh god hes back

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
fallow trellis
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

release him

tulip ravine
mystic bluff
fallow trellis
#

hi back

tulip ravine
#

Hi back

uncut obsidian
#

im front

zealous remnant
#

can you top instead?

mystic bluff
#

top middle bottom left right front back

zealous remnant
#

:3

uncut obsidian
#

wtf

mystic bluff
#

what else we got

tulip ravine
#

Stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall

fallow trellis
#

what wacky hijinx are you up to now

uncut obsidian
#

Come and prove it

mystic bluff
zealous remnant
tulip ravine
#

Imagine if you was aware of your own breathing and blinking, would be weird

uncut obsidian
fallow trellis
#

that actually works

uncut obsidian
#

There definitely won't be any military there waiting to recruit you

mystic bluff
#

do i bring a DMR with me

fallow trellis
#

but it takes 2-3 working weeks

zealous remnant
mystic bluff
#

in a fight right

zealous remnant
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

rule number 1 is to have fun and be yourself

#

rule number 2 is to kill yourself within 3 days

tulip ravine
#

They are lying, you are here forever

#

Welcome to brainfart

glad carbon
zealous remnant
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
mystic bluff
#

by jolly its over

#

i fart in the general direction of the mod team

final cedar
#

did you really cry to staff about getting banned KEK

heavy peak
mystic bluff
#

what do i do about my hand shaking in an insane way

#

i feel like im bruno ganz in downfall

tulip ravine
#

Parkinsons

heavy peak
mystic bluff
tulip ravine
#

Could be anything

neon trellis
#

join the election you're going againts ted and edKekSkew

mystic bluff
#

its just extra bad today

#

god had to nerf me one way or another

#

no

#

i dont do drugs

#

actually

#

i have

#

but

#

it doesnt count

#

becaues i cant smoke 🔥

heavy peak
mystic bluff
heavy peak
mystic bluff
#

only person i know does that often is a ukrainian

#

i think you know how that goes

tulip ravine
#

You have to at every staff member and take their title

final cedar
#

Why did Josta remove the autoban?

heavy peak
#

Yet

mystic bluff
#

what the fuck

#

i literally said in my head "ok stop" and my hand genuinely stopped shaking

#

or
went back to normal level
anyway

#

mfw

neon trellis
final cedar
#

no fr

heavy peak
final cedar
#

I don't understand kekw

mystic bluff
heavy peak
#

Nuh uh

tulip ravine
#

No you belong here

heavy peak
#

Be glad you even got unbanned for your own poor judgement

uncut obsidian
#

Even if you aren't

tulip ravine
#

Literally best channel anyway

uncut obsidian
#

Casino exile real??

mystic bluff
#

i convince the kids that hanging around adults isn't advisory

pastel quartz
#

Casino exile

neon trellis
#

alright suggestion leave the pc touch some grass and wait for the exile to go awayKekSkew

final cedar
#

Especially with someone who's already exiled

pastel quartz
#

Vote Edward and I will personally guarantee a casino exile role creation

mystic bluff
pastel quartz
#

I will forge it in the fires of discordia

tulip ravine
final cedar
heavy peak
#

Its 4:35 am, fuck off and let me sleep KekSkew

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
pastel quartz
#

I am the original creator of the casino exile

#

I parent the idea

#

patent also

#

Creative Commons 3.0 licensed

mystic bluff
neon trellis
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
neon trellis
mystic bluff
dreamy flaxBOT
#

🖼 Avatar to 98miamibeach

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

heavy peak
pastel quartz
#

Hey mods did you know Jostabeere supports the Edward election

mystic bluff
heavy peak
pastel quartz
heavy peak
#

You are already exiled

mystic bluff
heavy peak
mystic bluff
#

man i fucking woke up at like 8:30 today for no reason and it's 3:37
why am i not tired

heavy peak
#

Posted a gif of ronnie mcnutt offing himself in 240p

mystic bluff
#

i have not been tired for 5 days straight but i force myself to sleep

neon trellis
mystic bluff
#

:3

#

i mean

#

no :3

#

FUCK

heavy peak
#

Also happened

mystic bluff
#

yeah not surprising i saw it everywhere for like a week

#

also the slideshow variant with the whatever-the-fuck its called

heavy peak
final cedar
#

finish the invictus run

mystic bluff
#

i just think its sad

pastel quartz
#

Bro this is sus

mystic bluff
neon trellis
#

question how many dudes do you guys have to mute/ban each day in brainfart on avg?

heavy peak
pastel quartz
#

You didn’t have to do boca raton like that

final cedar
#

2 million isn't even close to ted highscore

mystic bluff
neon trellis
#

is this old pasta or did you come up with thisKekSkew

sharp loom
#

Never with your money. Only the Important shit like your discord servers

uncut obsidian
#

@grizzled meadow skull4k react this man

pastel quartz
#

I must say music if that’s original

#

nice shitpost

final cedar
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

JOY AND CHEER

#

SPREAD TO EVERYONE

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

kek

#

thats actually the first one that made me laugh

#

play mvm

#

best way to gamble

heavy peak
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

you buy like 4 tickets

#

and then you get items

#

with a potential for winning like 5k

#

eur

mystic bluff
#

i love holiday cheer

glad carbon
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
mystic bluff
#

what if it was like drg with we're rich but instead of rich its jolly

heavy peak
uncut obsidian
#

it's jolly

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
#

it's jolly

glad carbon
neon trellis
mystic bluff
pastel quartz
mystic bluff
neon trellis
glad carbon
mystic bluff
#

mating press? i dont work for the press, mate

glad carbon
#

merry jolly

mystic bluff
#

MERRY JOLLYMAS

#

CHEER UPON YE

final cedar
#

why are mods protecting a brainfart exile who's this annoying sus

pastel quartz
#

yeah I’m on my knees handing out discount meat behind the gamma support shack

mystic bluff
pastel quartz
#

Winning votes and getting pizza money

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
#

cook

mystic bluff
#

oh ok

#

i thought i misheard

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
#

yeah i know

glad carbon
final cedar
#

you can use p!daily to get your 500 credits and then p!bj to play blackjack until you bust

mystic bluff
foggy mantleBOT
#

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

glad carbon
#

@uncut obsidian do you think it'd be going too far if I posted the "Me and my favorite server member" gif in here

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick Missing Argument
The amount argument is required.

Usage: p!blackjack <all | half | amount>

mystic bluff
#

one up that and just post porn

uncut obsidian
#

It's cropped nsfw

mystic bluff
#

do NOT replace that with j!

foggy mantleBOT
#

New game of blackjack started with aerial_unit_24 with a bet of 🥞250!

#
Blackjack | aerial_unit_24

press 👋 to draw another card, 👐 to double down, or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

K♠ - 4♠
Value: 14

**Dealer hand**

K♣ - XX
Value: 10

Cards remaining: 101
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

duality of man

foggy mantleBOT
#
Blackjack | aerial_unit_24

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

K♠ - 4♠ - 5♠
Value: 19

**Dealer hand**

K♣ - XX
Value: 10

Cards remaining: 100
mystic bluff
#

what is duality but for three

#

thriality

#

idk

#

FUCK YOU

glad carbon
#

threeality

foggy mantleBOT
#
Blackjack | aerial_unit_24

You won 🥞250

**Your hand**

K♠ - 4♠ - 5♠
Value: 19
Result: Dealer Bust, 🥞250

​

​

**Dealer hand**

K♣ - 5♣ - J♦
Value: 25

Cards remaining: 99 | Want 250 free 🥞 ? Do p!claimrewards
heavy peak
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
glad carbon
mystic bluff
#

babe wake up its time to listen to calm night

foggy mantleBOT
#

New game of blackjack started with aerial_unit_24 with a bet of 🥞250!

#
Blackjack | aerial_unit_24

press 👋 to draw another card, 👐 to double down, or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

2♠ - K♦
Value: 12

**Dealer hand**

8♣ - XX
Value: 8

Cards remaining: 95
#
Blackjack | aerial_unit_24

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

2♠ - K♦ - 2♦
Value: 14

**Dealer hand**

8♣ - XX
Value: 8

Cards remaining: 94
uncut obsidian
loud yacht
glad carbon
#

for the love of god

half gazelle
mystic bluff
glad carbon
#

p!bj should do something else

mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

WHAT

#

DONT BAN THE JOLLY

glad carbon
mystic bluff
#

GRINCH

#

WE HAVE A GRINCH

#

GRINCH ALERT

foggy mantleBOT
#

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glad carbon
#

merry jolly holiday

mystic bluff
#

GRINCH!!!!!!!!!!

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
mystic bluff
mystic bluff
#

grinch alert is GONE

#

we are JOLLYCON 5

uncut obsidian
mystic bluff
#

i love jolly christmas

#

so merry

#

i saved christmas

final cedar
#

I take from the poor

mystic bluff
#

robbin da hood

foggy mantleBOT
#

@mint crystal went to work and cooked some delicious pancakes! You earned 🥞65

#

xtick aerial_unit_24 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

neon trellis
foggy mantleBOT
#

check Successfully transferred 🥞240 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

#

xtick hatexsi doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

#

xtick tedelgamblero doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

pastel quartz
#

lol

crude warren
#

Россия - священная наша держава,
Россия - любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава -
Твое достоянье на все времена!

#

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

#

От южных морей до полярного края
Раскинулись наши леса и поля.
Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая -
Хранимая Богом родная земля!

#

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

mystic bluff
#

no not really

crude warren
#

Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни
Грядущие нам открывают года.
Нам силу дает наша верность Отчизне.
Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!

#

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

#

🇷🇺

mystic bluff
#

posting the russian anthem in a meme channel sure is patriotic

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
blank⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Hail, our free Fatherland, the age-old union of fraternal peoples, the folk wisdom given by our ancestors! Hail, country! We are proud of you!

mystic bluff
#

fitting its in a meme channel

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
blank⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Russia is our sacred power, Russia is our beloved country. Mighty will, great glory - Your heritage for all time!

neon trellis
glad carbon
gusty willow
#

Wtf is all this shit

final cedar
#

national anthem

neon trellis
#

nvm then

final cedar
#

it's z shit imo

mystic bluff
#

national anthem in meme channel, cuz it is a meme

#

very fitting