🎪bruh-fart

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-cirno-fumo-fumo-gif-21728275

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/rule3-rule3no-vtubers-goku-goku-ssjb-super-saiyan-blue-gif-22463839

[lyric horizon]

gg

i already love the rules

[fierce jay]

[pastel quartz]

@solar obsidian

he's still yellow LIAR

[solar obsidian]

[deep topaz]

me tossing a coin to a homeless man (he has no idea what's about to happen)

[robust cove]

[solar obsidian]

masterpiece/10

[robust cove]

[slender rock]

this wouldn't work in a real workplace

[mystic bluff]

i know it isnt but somehow, for some ungodly reason, this gives me superhot vibes

and i dont know why

[upper axle]

why does fart with reverb getting stretched out and reversed and all that make me laugh so hard every damn time

its like humor kryptonite

[upper axle]

i am powerless to resist laughing

[ocean pulsar]

because you are silly little guy

[upper axle]

fair nuff

anyway im going to bed

nini everyone

[ocean pulsar]

Sleep well

i am not reading any of that

[final cedar]

ok

[slender rock]

ok

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-chef-chef-ramsay-tiktok-tik-tok-dance-gif-23064922

[fresh rose]

Brain damage over the years of using internet and discord causing all our humor to degrade into shitfuck funnies, but that doesnt matter in the end. We should all be glad that we arent laughing at shit like skibidi compilation 26727261

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-clean-soon-it-will-all-be-clean-gif-26476459

[ocean pulsar]

ok

[slender rock]

ok

[ocean pulsar]

ok

[toxic sundial]

My sibling just told me that "PTSD is a girl disease, be normal"

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

i dont get it

[fresh rose]

Its a monkey driving a golf cart

[solar obsidian]

proof?

[fresh rose]

Also thats like 15 seconds of a 4 minute comedy skit

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/castiel-supernatural-fbi-badge-upside-gif-6069270

[solar obsidian]

it was @robust cove, officer

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1182737085078179940/togif-31.gif?ex=6585c8bf&is=657353bf&hm=a0626360962352e78eabf6e023d310d5707c9711c7d82cd27f7c1bb2d3958de6&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749883971411640390/1171545081824678008/IMG_3789.gif?ex=655d1161&is=654a9c61&hm=9cb808bdfdfa8c7b8654adc8d5afab92df544354ad3d4bf167814c572704c769&

[slender rock]

naur, I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MxC7w22ag0

Powaur owurn

AH YE

[zealous remnant]

:3 you can't escape

[slender rock]

[half gazelle]

:3

[lunar brook]

3:

[zealous remnant]

:3

[lunar brook]

Thats not Microphone, thats Gigaphone

[solar obsidian]

blowtorch

[slender rock]

😦 why so loud

[mystic bluff]

barely

[mystic bluff]

whar

[zealous remnant]

:3

[half gazelle]

:3

Famine

:3

Pestilence

[mystic bluff]

rabies upon ye

[half gazelle]

:3

War

[zealous remnant]

:3

[half gazelle]

uwu

And on a pale horse

Death

[lunar brook]

ok what the fuck

time to start shooting people

[mystic bluff]

ehh deez nuts

[lunar brook]

legalize nuclear bombs

[zealous remnant]

spider dommy mommy gf be like 88w88 what's this?

[gilded blade]

He says cocksucking grandma

[mystic bluff]

i dont remember elf girl being addicted to cocaine

[toxic sundial]

:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

[half gazelle]

:33333333:

[eager igloo]

Shoot me daddy

[toxic sundial]

3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833932891800207363/930990893178175548/image0.gif

[half gazelle]

•3•

[mystic bluff]

concerning

[toxic sundial]

}⁠:⁠‑⁠)

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-strut-wwe-walk-onceler-hot-gif-22043765

Me walking in to make brainfart gayer for a few minutes before disappearing again

[toxic sundial]

:⁠'⁠(

[toxic sundial]

(⁠+⁠_⁠+⁠)

[zealous remnant]

uwu

[deep topaz]

dominoes pizza is p good

these parm bites are bangin

[uncut obsidian]

workouts at 4am

my favorite

[eager igloo]

Man, I hate Dominos

[crimson flame]

its genuinely nice

but it depends whether you just woke up or havent slept

[toxic sundial]

[eager igloo]

Pizza from chain restaurants is generally poor

[toxic sundial]

I like thin crust pizza

Pretty much only frozen oven pizza though

[eager igloo]

Thin crust is the way

[midnight cloud]

Kill

[toxic sundial]

Cracker with tomato sauce n cheese ontop

[deep topaz]

i like their pan pizza

[eager igloo]

I should make pizza again

[deep topaz]

love me some crispy cheese crust

[eager igloo]

It's not even hard, just messy

[eager igloo]

Delight is having his evil arc recently

[mystic bluff]

scuse you

[deep topaz]

uwu

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-detected-bozo-detected-bozo-found-found-gif-23176259

[mystic bluff]

he's right about that tho

[toxic sundial]

:3

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart has fallen

[solar obsidian]

billions make their personality being gai

[river robin]

Is gae no longer censored?

[mystic bluff]

anything i walk into is ruined within days

i am cursed

[mystic bluff]

😔

[magic tartan]

billions must bone

[mystic bluff]

i've got a bone

to pick with you

[deep topaz]

this is also nice about dominoes

[midnight cloud]

Kill

[grizzled meadow]

You will be removed from this channel

[deep topaz]

every account (or address) gets one free one topping medium

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-hugh-jack-man-gif-9807181

[mystic bluff]

medium topping huh

[deep topaz]

their garlic parm bites are SO good

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1179865598075875399/ezgif-1-7d711aa981.gif?ex=657b5677&is=6568e177&hm=f972f825ab47771d91b15ddda0d689966adf18ea36ae4d9fffcb829f06261c9a&

[uncut obsidian]

havent

going now

a mimir

my lower body burns

feels nice

[mystic bluff]

transfer heat to upper body

[mystic bluff]

Simple Solution!

[deep topaz]

mmm

[mystic bluff]

i need to eat slop and get fat

[crimson flame]

oh no he fucked the couch as an exercise

[mystic bluff]

😖

[deep topaz]

it is slop yes

but my family is poor

we need price efficient calories

I've already tried getting them to enjoy rice but they hate it

[mystic bluff]

im sure you can buy something with more calories that isnt 16 parmesan bread bites

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1182747058336190524/watermark.png?ex=6585d209&is=65735d09&hm=2a0673e4d619c648c906237ef1700fd575ff7356ad3877aecba41d4738a6cc03&

[deep topaz]

16 parm bites is like 800 calories

for $5

or you can get 32 for $7

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-the-game-awards-hollow-knight-silksong-news-gif-23960447

was this gif right? I didn't watch it

[mystic bluff]

idk

lets just say its correct

[deep topaz]

what does anything in that gif mean

[eager igloo]

Silksong ain't real buddy

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[eager igloo]

Just play hollow knight again

[undone wave]

[eager igloo]

(One day I will beat Radiance I swear)

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1182694390758654073/52CF3AEF-F2FB-47A7-8CC5-61233AED7A82.mov?ex=6585a0fc&is=65732bfc&hm=836cd64b798f5745482c748f87e3c2750e3cff8e20c426d2492d95f8f859d17d&

[narrow lotus]

ALO GARA

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/1732754332553277873?t=MTnCThYpvu6b8eigenHBcg&s=19

lemon shar pets

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I5_M2uziyo

[slender rock]

you covered the name of the definition

fired

[deep topaz]

Oppositional Defiant Disorder

[magic tartan]

you can kill nearby enemies with cringe

for real

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1182747058336190524/watermark.png?ex=6585d209&is=65735d09&hm=2a0673e4d619c648c906237ef1700fd575ff7356ad3877aecba41d4738a6cc03&

[slender rock]

still gotta fix it mate

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1182125217863188480/6959d06131bf7f966bb9c516c7d2fa5f.mp4?ex=65838ee6&is=657119e6&hm=9780cb752718c3a5c67efbdc87a1d41862d608236021010bd7fc0a129431062b&

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-gif-18057773

ITS NOT PERFECT ENOUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX6iW6IbNW4

also this

[mystic bluff]

this is very atmospheric and is stalker/metro guitar music
its crazy that its also a mix!

[crimson flame]

so its just music of someone doing a veery long burps

[half gazelle]

Weak sauce

[deep topaz]

dont forget the pig squeals

[finite quest]

it was laced

[slender rock]

lol

[finite quest]

furry hentai

[lyric horizon]

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1732519030781784522

[toxic sundial]

PayPal me 4400$

[lyric horizon]

Evil good ending : You still drink. You just get paid for it.

[slender rock]

idk

[slender rock]

hmm hard bargain

[lyric horizon]

Jesus fucking christ. I was randomly scrolling through memes, and i accidentally clicked this.

[robust cove]

It's so fucking stupid i love it fr

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1182157984743297125/VID_156320925_221221_431.mp4?ex=6583ad6a&is=6571386a&hm=bcca3de54a17de6614f5162aee818cd5fa503f850aff92559702990796a9fa53&

[robust cove]

Bruh threw me to the dogs INSTANTLY

[eager igloo]

Delete until they notice

[deep topaz]

what?

fine

[slender rock]

can't say springle Dorpheieae

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hide-you-didnt-see-anything-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-15123878

[fresh rose]

they run away if you give them shit

and like basically never go back to that area

very interesting tbh

[deep topaz]

stupid robot

[inland jackal]

I like how it accidentally proves itself wrong and goes "oh, nevermind"

[lost tartan]

deathcore is cringe

embrace SLAM

[ruby minnow]

clanker

[deep topaz]

i like the purple minigun guy

[solar obsidian]

bruh i cant send media anymore apart from link embeds

[deep topaz]

lole

[lost tartan]

huh

[solar obsidian]

"Failed to send message. Hold for options."

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/loot-bug-gif-4534525217952700278

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-memes-gif-18991111

[solar obsidian]

chrome time

[lost tartan]

still works

[eager igloo]

WHY IS JUPITER SO LAGGY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lost tartan]

skilol issue

[deep topaz]

jupiter is far from earth dummy

[lost tartan]

this

its like millions of KM away, hence the high lag

[solar obsidian]

okay, it seems to work on chrome, even on mobile. i guess mobile discord app is the L

[deep topaz]

we've made the app better

incorrect buzzer

[lost tartan]

OH REALLY?

[eager igloo]

Microwave him

Now the game crashed

https://tenor.com/view/critkid7139-gif-23793406

[solar obsidian]

shocking, i know

[lost tartan]

this company making a bunch o money somehow continues to make the mobile app worse every time

[lost tartan]

mood

[solar obsidian]

i even restarted my phone and same problem

[deep topaz]

they're trying to compete with Instagram for the most worst updates world record

[lost tartan]

Ios or android?

[solar obsidian]

android

[eager igloo]

Nothing fucking goes my way

[lost tartan]

also got one

lemme check one sec

@solar obsidian ok i checked, same issue lol

also android

same error message

[eager igloo]

FUCKING

KYS DISCORD

[lost tartan]

yes please

I second this

[lost tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kino-viktor-tsoi-tsoi-smoking-cigarette-gif-21940726

damn

[robust cove]

[mystic bluff]

i wish this was beer

[robust cove]

this is gamma on the new and fresh xbox 360 🔥 🔥 🔥

[deep topaz]

looks like a can of car fluid

[lost tartan]

message sponsored by duty

[lost tartan]

car fluid?

[stone blade]

Made a creeper farm

works really nice

[stone blade]

and we already started stockpiling flight duration 3 rockets

[stone blade]

send the song plz

[lost tartan]

dont know

sounds like some sort of technical deathmetal

[stone blade]

sounds awesome

[lost tartan]

sounds aight

[stone blade]

I'm all the way up here
but I couldn't find who asked

[thorny talon]

he thinks he's need for speed

[tacit phoenix]

MEOW

[thorny talon]

are you taking a nap over there?

[tacit phoenix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1182417006641815572/younouno.gif?ex=65849ea6&is=657229a6&hm=7c3c93331c51c95d39de4a9261b4c383fea21502dc410f9d225755e618c0c11e&

[slender rock]

can't park here

[slender rock]

MEOAW

[tacit phoenix]

Stalker 2 cats will never be made!

[stone blade]

For about 10ish minutes of farming

not bad

[solar obsidian]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[stone blade]

delight

did you see the farm man

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

we're so gaming

[solar obsidian]

creeper farm?

that - yes

[stone blade]

yeah that

[fresh rose]

HOLY SHIT THE NECROMANCER USED MAGIC ON THE RAN OVER CAT

HE WAS NOT KIDDING THAT WEED GIVES HIM POWERS

[finite quest]

my stalker when he gets his hands on 30+ marijuana and joints

https://tenor.com/view/koopa-peternity-make-boof-and-war-gif-26825636

[copper token]

Nightmare shit incoming

[finite quest]

that would be fun, if your companion was actually a skinwalker

[fresh rose]

ifunny.co

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627669219013558282/1182739163209007136/glittersaurus_2023-12-08-12-42-44_1702057364603.mp4?ex=6585caae&is=657355ae&hm=443adf11cf3e79a5eb7417dd3269b3fa2668bd942712dcc6fd175ae86851e0e6&

minecraft villager ass birds

[stone blade]

A full shulker box of duration 3 rockets would be quite the feat

[toxic sundial]

Am I banned?

Hmm

Strange

[stone blade]

yes

you are

[toxic sundial]

Ivan give me 40$ and a cig

I'm trying to post a photo of Gordan Ramsay and it isn't working

[stone blade]

no

I think next

I raid ocean monument

[toxic sundial]

I can't post any images, new discord is great!

[solar obsidian]

phone app is bugged for all of us

[toxic sundial]

Rip

It's a really good photo too

[solar obsidian]

u can try via chrome on mobile

that works

[slender rock]

so discord did fuck up and I reinstalled it for no fucking reason

[toxic sundial]

Yeah I won't be doing that

[solar obsidian]

or just pc app

[slender rock]

I am necking myself

[toxic sundial]

I will simply wait until it works

[solar obsidian]

yeah, even a phone restart wont help u

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[slender rock]

on pc probably try to do CMD ipconfig flushdns then /release then /renew

idk

[solar obsidian]

on pc it works normally

[slender rock]

time to go back to ts3

[toxic sundial]

The photo is on my phone

[slender rock]

or ventrillo

[toxic sundial]

Not pc

[slender rock]

TIME TO GO BACK TO THE ROUTES MAN

[glad carbon]

soymera

[stone blade]

I have MC opened and I'm afk farming

while playing isaac

it's so satisfying when every tool is repaired

[eager igloo]

Keeping the voices entertained

[stone blade]

minus the bow

bow doesnt have mending

[austere shadow]

Alex got banned or left?

[eager igloo]

Again?

[stone blade]

AGAIN

[toxic sundial]

I think he left

[robust cove]

bro doing a money spread

[toxic sundial]

I looked for a while and couldn't find a ban message

[robust cove]

He left, and for a good reason

[toxic sundial]

?

[eager igloo]

He doesn't have to look at pavlos messages anymore

[robust cove]

yes

he can finally stop gaslighting me

[stone blade]

?

[robust cove]

showing your swag idk man

[stone blade]

not really

[stone blade]

I'm just afk farming creepers

[robust cove]

take the fucking compliment for fucks sake

[stone blade]

thanks thanks

[robust cove]

noice

[stone blade]

press chat
game doesnt pause
watch youtube

[robust cove]

life hacks

[stone blade]

and just like that

:d

gunpowder

about 20 maybe 30 mins worth of farming

ignore the rockets

now I will explore

[radiant charm]

what movie is this

[stone blade]

maybe shipwrecks

jungle

me and him

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349276154118799391/1182663682468093973/image0.gif?ex=65858462&is=65730f62&hm=47cb3fbfdb9c30aa06212cee58c794d2632d9b97791bac7683fd7c786614fb09&=

[solar obsidian]

he found @narrow lotus

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

ALO

[gilded blade]

What would it be like to drink hot chocolate and open presents with Grok?

[austere shadow]

He would open every present and with every each one he would get more angry and ask ''wher ar my biga wepons?'' with less and less patience

[narrow lotus]

ALO

[stone blade]

iedy

big progress my man

Full netherite

elytra

[narrow lotus]

what is eltyra

[stone blade]

this world is coming together nicely

I'm enjoying MC so much

fk tarkov

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[stone blade]

this is elytra

[narrow lotus]

????

the wings?

[robust cove]

the thing that lets you fly yes

[stone blade]

yes

[stone blade]

wings

theyre called elytra

I renamed mine

[narrow lotus]

lol

[dreamy flax]

@onyx wave (sergo8660) has been muted for 20 days for reason: Joined voice channel and immediately began rambling about "how this modpack is shit" and how "everyone on the project is a faggot", ruining the mood for the fine gentleman that were enjoying their evening in that voice channel. This is your only warning, next infraction will be a straight ban.

[toxic sundial]

Be normal

[quaint ore]

Dude literally joined and bitched in VC

[toxic sundial]

He just like me frfr

[weak jackal]

no nota you're a sweetie

you could never

[toxic sundial]

I swear I have permanent brain damage as if I had stared at the sun for too long but with my brain instead

I can't read the word egregious anymore

I keep pronouncing it egregarious like the dracula flow video

[slender rock]

whelp

this shit is lagging again.. I mean, the pack isn't for everyone, but rude to call us that

[weak jackal]

the pack is for everyone its the best thing ever

[eager igloo]

Luv my random tards

[weak jackal]

if you disagree you shall be boiled

https://tenor.com/view/boil-crab-hear-locket-gif-26065736

[toxic sundial]

Made into soup

[slender rock]

fucking hell, the pack is better than nexus launcher.

I said it.

IT'S BETTER THAN NEXUS

fuck that premium shit

_>

"you have to manually press download for each mod"

what are we, 1990s again?

[glad carbon]

hi nota

[eager igloo]

What monopoly does to mf

[slender rock]

forreal

[toxic sundial]

Hello

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/saisons/hiver/vil2_neige5.gif

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-day-dance-snowman-gif-5012699881962864058

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/flop-gif-20244619

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/flip-flop-cat-happy-gif-21595349

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-meme-face-cat-shocked-orange-cat-what-da-hell-gif-15285770798606642445

[stone blade]

man

Looting ships and buried treasure

is still so OP

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-cat-dae-cat-gif-24200690

[stone blade]

early on that is

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yogurt-lick-cute-eat-gif-7838473

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/razyness-razy-tiny-tiny-cat-small-gif-25609287

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-spin-spinning-cat-record-cat-record-gif-27030028

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/shummer-trying_to_read-cats-cat-running_cat-gif-12837138

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-box-cat-in-box-ironic-serbia-gif-2111572337379190351

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-give-me-five-give-me-5-cat-cats-friend-friendship-gif-11789882679900018957

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-gif-25023528

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-sandiwch-eating-sandwich-animal-food-gif-19058212

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-hug-xmas-xmas-bear-christmas-christmas-bear-gif-3806314348126515046

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/khat-gif-22576724

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-neco-arc-dance-gif-26698134

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835813378378432522/1176928325600555089/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_31.gif?ex=6570a6eb&is=655e31eb&hm=be2240216c3f9bb5457102b15e95cf68a3fdf294abbcde668c9f01bcb95e588e&

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-arc-christmas-gif-27091931

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-dancing-cat-bounce-bouncing-jiggy-gif-17752392250979800266

Getting jiggy

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1171718321624862821/16309ugly98.png?ex=65829cb9&is=657027b9&hm=960ad8736a6e462362324d182d48868a772b989b13fdd944192ac5b3dff7cb4a&

[toxic sundial]

D:

[slender rock]

[robust cove]

What a fucking retard lmao

[feral kiln]

dude never played the originals

[toxic sundial]

You need narcan

[stone blade]

Nearly a full shulker of flier duration 3

we did it

[slender rock]

who?

what

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-sparkle-stars-fish-gif-17688750

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/fantastique/fantastique6.gif

[weak jackal]

loving the cats

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gif-3663966518563063141

[glad carbon]

holy shit

santa claws

[placid sail]

elongated dog

[toxic sundial]

You're gonna love this picture of Gordan Ramsey

[grizzled meadow]

Calling your shit rn brb

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-eyes-you-are-next-gif-7183577

[austere shadow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eRjltE7EGoo?feature=share

[austere shadow]

Wdym tho

[heavy peak]

U soon will know

[heavy peak]

[austere shadow]

[solar obsidian]

dont kill my boy ontario

[solar obsidian]

he didndu notin

[mystic bluff]

steam reviews permanently stay atleast somewhat engaging

[austere shadow]

Is it the post on anomaly server?

[grizzled meadow]

Post?

Posts you mean

[solar obsidian]

i just saw it

[austere shadow]

Damn idk why would anyone be angry about it I was just meming

[grizzled meadow]

Fool me once, I'm mad
Fool me twice, how could you

[weak jackal]

fool me thrice, its my bad i'm dumb

[austere shadow]

Twice?

[grizzled meadow]

You have another post somewhere that I cannot find now

https://youtu.be/5LIC8r9zf0U&t=3

[inland jackal]

Old but gold

[pastel quartz]

[austere shadow]

I need to be really careful with the memes I send now do I?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-gyatt-latino-rizz-gif-9758544438052612845

[inland jackal]

Literally

[pastel quartz]

can't get sacked for posting inappropriate memes if you never post memes

[grizzled meadow]

The prick face when he saw the gat:

[inland jackal]

We still talking about ben shapiro incident?

[pastel quartz]

"the ben shapiro incident" I like the sound of this one

but no im talking about what I was reading above

[weak jackal]

what happened to the ben shapiro on this server

[inland jackal]

Stalker gamma discord server brainfart lore > stalker anomaly lore

[weak jackal]

did he died

[solar obsidian]

muted for an ascii dick post

[pastel quartz]

he got mod abused by m'Iedy

[weak jackal]

thats

eh

kinda lame

[solar obsidian]

ikr

[weak jackal]

not even a cool reason

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438385899873763328/1181963614446420030/VID_20220830_061550_292.mp4?ex=6582f865&is=65708365&hm=ae18cd2b57c9bf9bdbcb9d57ed39698761ef84028080b9909fa4fe09ec88ebad&\

[inland jackal]

Only 5 days

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/penis-gif-23490929

go ahead romanian

[quartz ridge]

P!1984

[foggy mantle]

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[placid sail]

kill me, if you dare

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-penis-dildo-forest-running-gif-16272085

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-rorschach-watchmen-ginger-gif-9657032

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959648784730685490/1138669671604826193/attachment-26.gif

[inland jackal]

I want a hl2 combine complaining about windows updates

Wow

[solar obsidian]

mute bz11k, he is clearly rulebreaking

[inland jackal]

Cloakers got you ddosed

[weak jackal]

kicked the router

[placid sail]

what a lame ass chat brainfart has become

nobody even does the friday ritual

[solar obsidian]

post some dank memes

[placid sail]

THERE

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

now it's friday

[toxic sundial]

@half gazelle

[heady crow]

work as ordered bzeek

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-dancing-lonely-alone-sad-gif-16829175

[placid sail]

god bless

[pastel quartz]

you have some weird ass rituals

[placid sail]

Friday posting is sacred

[solar obsidian]

better than uwu's every 3 minutes

[placid sail]

(out of touch Thursday is kinda crungo tho)

[ancient prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024196032554344489/1182741073576071198/FBI_Discord.mp4

[split canyon]

**Opp**

Anyone in competition or against you.

Mainly used and originated in chicago

Example

All [i see] is [opps] in here

[inland jackal]

I remember this song from the car i used to play with on new year when i was 14

[placid sail]

thank durdle

I'm too old

[heady crow]

how old are you nowadays even

[placid sail]

I'm too embarassed to even say

[heady crow]

listen my knees are getting there

its okay

[placid sail]

I may be kicked out of gamma for being an old ass

[placid sail]

sigh

I'm...

29

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/heartbreak-heart-attack-old-man-gif-26161826

and im in shock that my brothers 28 next year

i cant imagine what life is like for you

[grizzled meadow]

||same||

[pastel quartz]

wow so old

[inland jackal]

We need ivan

[placid sail]

I'm in the same age bracket as eternal moderator slave Falco

I should hang myself

lest I'll get stuck in gamma forever too

[austere shadow]

To flush the chat with spam

[inland jackal]

Chat would be fresher

[austere shadow]

Reset chat

[inland jackal]

Doable

[placid sail]

brainfart server wipe

well to be fair current brainfart quality is acceptable

[inland jackal]

Imagine brainfart server actually

[placid sail]

chat became much more readable after retarded spam child being snapped out of existence

[weak jackal]

also i'm installing the new rogue trader game

gonna romance the eldar woman

have her fall in love with me

then died after lik 60 years

she can stay immortal and mourn

get owned

[grizzled meadow]

I got another one, I'm just waiting for the right moment

[inland jackal]

I tried bf4 i got for free, multiplayer sucks ass
I got kicked for getting 3 sniper kills

[weak jackal]

thats what you get for sniping

[placid sail]

why are you mods always edging the fucking ban/mute instead of just doing it right away and making everyone's experience better

[weak jackal]

pick up a shotgun like a real man

[placid sail]

it's not like you got some premonition to do this to someone, you already have some sort of evidence

[gilded blade]

Sheeba?

[inland jackal]

Tbh i got instakilled when i respawned with either c4 or grenade launcher

[pastel quartz]

I love how that dude and kojima are like actually best friends

[inland jackal]

So shotgun seems like a good option

[pastel quartz]

even when not working together

[placid sail]

nastiest and funniest shit I've ever experienced in school/uni - a group of people catching a funny itch and trying their hardest to not laugh and seeing everyone else is fighting against it too and just slowly fucking burst on the seams

[heady crow]

yeah, its always the worst when someone cant laugh. Last autumn i was going to a concert with a costume party thingy going on and a friend had latex glued on her face, we had to glue it back like 3 times almost completely xd

[wanton bronze]

Bit fruity

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-christian-bale-business-gif-13484994

[quartz ridge]

Why were male math teachers the best

Female physic / bio teachers too

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

define best

[quartz ridge]

Like the best at teaching the subject

[placid sail]

oh I thought sexual attraction nvm

well our history teacher was very knowledgeable

[quartz ridge]

My AP world teacher was the best

[placid sail]

buy informatics teacher was the best, knowledgeable AND sociable and witty enough to actually share it

[quartz ridge]

During small exams he would literally give people the answer but framed as a question

" who, just like the commanche were a nomadic empire along with specializing in using horses as very effective units? "

She fucking answerd " pirates? "

[placid sail]

[quartz ridge]

I could feel the disappointment

[placid sail]

also, dunno about land of the free, but the common problem with russian elderly teachers, at least in my time, was the fact they're pretty well educated

but you're gonna die of boredom and depression before learning anything

[quartz ridge]

My teachers were all heavily educated also

I think the worst was the honors english teachers

Who sucked the fun out of english for me

My general buisness teacher was cool as hell man

[placid sail]

i.e. many have absolutely zero skill in sharing the information in simple, effective and engaging way, they just drown you in monotone words

[quartz ridge]

She was super experienced

[quartz ridge]

Oh that was my computer tech teacher

I was absent once and i asked him " how do i do this in excel? " and he said " maybe if you payed attention you'd know "

Like mf i was absent

[placid sail]

oh yeah a lot of spiteful shits too

[quartz ridge]

I was literally feeling death in my knees

Whta was sad was

My PE teachers actually wanted to get us to exercise

But most classes did the minimum

Lowkey my elementary school PE teacher was cool as hell

He was a PE teacher and a fucking attorney on the job i remember playing kick ball and he was standing in the side line talking to his insurance company once

[placid sail]

every PE lesson in every school I've studied in had more or less the same plot

1. teacher makes everyone do a warm up and do some exercises/physical capabilities test
2. everyone plead PLEASE LET US PLAY FOOTBALL/BASKETBALL
3. teacher pisses off and everyone play football/basketball/hang out for the rest of the lesson

and usually pe teachers are just some aging slav dudes with no agenda at all, they just go back into their cabinet and despawn

[ruby minnow]

rate the fit

[slender rock]

or Cirrhosis

Liver dying

[placid sail]

I mean, the class teacher of a parallel class was drinking with them on parties, so I guess that's an option too

[slender rock]

yeah

My sister, eldest brother and my sister's ex BF all died from that shit.

:/

[weak jackal]

brown

[slender rock]

in misery, decided to drink themselves to death..

[pastel quartz]

the drinks a devil, you either tame it or it tames you

[slender rock]

like geez guys

[slender rock]

true

but with her pain from physical abuse from her ex-husband and shit. mixing booze with painmeds and the alike

that wasn't a good fucking combo

[placid sail]

sheesh

[pastel quartz]

at least you got deep character development

[slender rock]

eh

[pastel quartz]

you’ll grow into it

[quartz ridge]

Diabetes is a killer in my family

[pastel quartz]

take it from a couple professionals like me and ted

[quartz ridge]

Everyone is fat as hell because our village food is meant for people who farm all day

But here all you do is sit in a office chair

[slender rock]

my brother Manny fucked off a whole scholorship to ITT Tech when it was still a thing, but decided to be a dope head.

idiot

[quartz ridge]

Pakistani / Indian food is good for bulking but REALLY bad for your arteries

[slender rock]

indeed

[quartz ridge]

Yep

I was pretty fat as a kid

Not obese but not skinny lol

[pastel quartz]

i like how the Indians eat with their hands for some meals

[slender rock]

bro I am fatter than you

shush

[quartz ridge]

It's just how people eat in the reigob

[placid sail]

I don't think it's a fair way to look at it. sure, you gotta put some willpower to achieve something that's actually good for you, but if you're generally unhappy and have to/only can grind instead of enjoying life, it's easy as fuck to slip into some degenerate lifestyle

[quartz ridge]

Aint lived until youve eaten rice by hand lol

[placid sail]

for the very simple reason of people wanting to experience something nice, not just grind

[quartz ridge]

We also use khan bread to eat most food

[pastel quartz]

very communal

[quartz ridge]

And use it to pickup any sort of sauce or any small pieces of rice

Peak way to eat

Also funny its named after ice cream

Kulfy

Kulffi is another way to spell it

[pastel quartz]

if westerners ate with their hands kids would put down their devices to share a meal with the family

can’t use your ipad with messy hands

[quartz ridge]

Theres a video of a guy in Punjab selling Kulffi and he actually looks like trump

[slender rock]

Nah, when he was living with us, he was jealous of me and used to do shit to act like Schizophrenic to freak me out as a form of bulling. after time past, he did apoligize but before dying a year or so later. Like Yeah, you at least apologised but waited until this long to realise it... enough time has past that it was just jealousy and shit that he wasn't the focus of attention. Dad was passive and letting it happen

He fucking did jail time for him for disorderly conduct, because the same name

so...

jee thanks dad

not a tight knit family living sitaution of course

[quartz ridge]

My family has had scammers and people who faked pass ports

[slender rock]

sister took my brother Dave back east back in the day and tricked him and mom didn't know about it

by the time it happened okay

idk

stupid

[quartz ridge]

Sac has a special breed of people being either completely normal or crazy

[slender rock]

my brother dave and I didn't get along back then tho being butting heads when he did stay

[slender rock]

fucking truth

[surreal smelt]

POV: I captured a Hegemony spy

[quartz ridge]

If anyone needs to know what type of people live in sac all you need to do is watch traffic cams LOL

[slender rock]

lol yeah and then

[placid sail]

jesus no wonder you're on every antidepressant in existence at once, your family well full on competitive ranked on mental issues

[slender rock]

did we have an episode on cops once at least

I think we did

[quartz ridge]

This placenis like the worst place to drive

[placid sail]

glad you're past that, or so I hope

[quartz ridge]

One of the most dangerous places to drive in

[pastel quartz]

Bro you’re gonna make me order something.

[slender rock]

idk I think there's episode of sacramnento they filmed here at least once

i'll have to see

[pastel quartz]

Not this time

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=COPS+Sacramento

[pastel quartz]

ok bro you convinced me I’m treating myself rn

[placid sail]

I'm eating some nice quattro formagi rn

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaxQTTe39PI

there we go

Season 6

[quartz ridge]

Theres a good song about sacramento too

[slender rock]

this is like 1990s

1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVRpRghtlsk

Recorded on CW XD

local station

[pastel quartz]

got a fat pizza on the way now

[slender rock]

oh nevermind that cw4

[pastel quartz]

it had too many toppings

fuck, I should have gotten sauce

it’s always nicer from the shop than using your own

Gonna smoke up and play some division with my momma

thanks for encouraging me treat myself

I’m all 👂

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge Old ass Sac Sherf dept patch

[pastel quartz]

that’s the best

[pastel quartz]

they got you good

and I hear Vietnamese food is the bomb

based department

[quartz ridge]

Sac sheriffs posted their academy

Seems like

More or less boot camp for the army lol

[quartz ridge]

They've gotten flack for it but idk

[pastel quartz]

https://open.spotify.com/track/11QUG7teTcHUXgP1KsdvuX?si=sGloU-z8QDa6XHDeskpKJg

[slender rock]

shithole home

[quartz ridge]

FR!!!

[pastel quartz]

Faster horses, younger women, older whisky and more money

[quartz ridge]

Saw that downtown view and i was like damnn straight thats Sac

[slender rock]

90s south sac was really bad

and the Parkway was like center of gang shit

hence G parkway

[final cedar]

what a bitch. Fatass out of breath from racially profiling her first victim

[slender rock]

and rancho

[slender rock]

yep

[final cedar]

"OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD"

[quartz ridge]

Booger finger on the trigger too

[slender rock]

BRO THE OLD BEEE LOGO

[quartz ridge]

No way

[final cedar]

at least we can assume she's married to a cop, so she's most likely been beaten all the way into retirement

[quartz ridge]

Kinda glad the cops have more vigorous training

[slender rock]

gah

[quartz ridge]

South Sac Iraq

[slender rock]

you think that says stockton BLVD on the bottom

[quartz ridge]

I think so

[quartz ridge]

She says by 41st avenue also

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-hill-jpg-blurred-pixelated-gif-5624624

[slender rock]

41st and newton

lets see if that house on the corner is still there

[slender rock]

it was rancho

fucking of course

xD

XD

[grizzled meadow]

Yooo new edit

[weak jackal]

hiii falco

wait that was too informal

Hello falco

there we go

Silly = contained

[gilded blade]

Actual text conversation with my dad

[visual stirrup]

Oblivion NPC's

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible

You are

[weak jackal]

oh god

you're right

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EaSTtlTJbc

[weak jackal]

i must be myself

[weak jackal]

my dads texts is just him asking me for thisn and me sending 1 word replies

[visual stirrup]

"Have you heard any news from the other provinces?"

[wanton bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926228463067729980/1182111017266856046/IHateFallGuys-1732326733934632988-20231206_091053-vid1.mp4?ex=658381ad&is=65710cad&hm=eaba47e06d8c20619dce40a4f2a3bcd06a3ba767aad3f58248964c6f0478c280&

[gilded blade]

AUCH OOOH "Good day"

[slender rock]

lol get fucked lars

[wanton bronze]

Fucking poser

[slender rock]

I still hate them for the way james and lars treated Jason

[gilded blade]

"ok"

[slender rock]

fuck em

[gilded blade]

Such as?

[wanton bronze]

No idea what you are talking about but I feel you bro

[gilded blade]

Wait, really?

I never thought about that

[grizzled meadow]

I was thinking about him few weeks ago, I finally know his name, I can laugh at shit, thank you 🤝

[gilded blade]

If I told my dad that he'd say "clean your ears then"

[slender rock]

short of it. after Cliff died, their og bassist, died in a bus accident, tour bus on a fucked road in the middle of some fucked region. when they decided to audition people to the new bassist for the band, Jason Newsted was the one that passed but they never gave him much respect before he just decided to leave the band

when the recorded Justice for all, Jasons Bass track was muted because James and Lars felt it was a copy of the guitars but it wasn't

[wanton bronze]

Well maybe he was rude or stinky? It's confidential knowledge why they treated him that way

[slender rock]

No

he was genuinely a cool nice dude

[wanton bronze]

You are absolutely sure?

[slender rock]

lars massive ego and James boozer drama queen

yes

👀

[wanton bronze]

fuck lars then

[slender rock]

yes

[wanton bronze]

I feel like only stupid people can have ego problems

[gilded blade]

Oh shit! I didn't recognize you Ted

[slender rock]

not limited to tho

[gilded blade]

Bro, I just finished my first semester of college with a 4.0 GPA and my teachers like me now that they know I'm not one of the types of students to drop out

Feeling good rn 😎

How's your life been going my man

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034299205633708052/1182793312999059496/cat.mp4?ex=6585fd1d&is=6573881d&hm=0efb9f7d4ca934c6c403457e817975c0da1214b71eed0a9b69bfcc7c77b03808&

[gilded blade]

Of course you're making bank Mr Gamblero

And you do it well enough to have savings

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473657277241622528/965801276250144868/crcoer_say.gif

[gilded blade]

If you end up with a wife and kids your cost of living will increase

[slender rock]

just have cats

about the same for children

except the nails hurt more

[gilded blade]

Dunno about that, kids can also get some sharp ass nails

[final cedar]

she got a sister?

retarded cousin maybe?

ok

[gilded blade]

are they single?

[final cedar]

hey stop swarming the prime beef I asked first

[pastel quartz]

Is the dad single?

[gilded blade]

THERES TWO OF THEM ITS FINE

[final cedar]

Is the mom single?

literally me rn

[pastel quartz]

Is the boyfriend single?

Damn

[gilded blade]

We're looking for that easy Ted nepotism relationship

[final cedar]

all bases covered... rich folk I tell yah

[gilded blade]

Normies!?!?!? I'm not interested now

[final cedar]

normal as in they take the bentley to caviar lunch while the dad drives HIMSELF?

no

[gilded blade]

So uhhh, it sounds like you're single

[final cedar]

I live on beans&rice

my aparment is stuffed with servers to the point I'm mostly sleeping in my PC chair

[gilded blade]

I also live on beans and rice. We could make this work

[final cedar]

My apartment door is rigged to explode if forced open. I have trust issues

[gilded blade]

I also have a shotgun door trap. We could make this work

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

yes

in Turkey

we take the rice

we put beans on it

and if needed mix it with yoghurt

[final cedar]

I mean uh. you can have some spare cloud storage but that's about as much as I can offer you in terms of sugar

[gilded blade]

This man lives in the cloud

[final cedar]

[gilded blade]

Does that mean you sleep in super cold temperatures?

[final cedar]

its 24.5°C rn

[gilded blade]

To make sure the servers don't overheat

Free HVAC costs

[final cedar]

actually not that bad atm. They would overheat in like an hour if my AC went out tho

[gilded blade]

Are they for work or a personal project?

[final cedar]

deadly anomalies

dangerous mutants

I have no idea what we talking about

what emission

[gilded blade]

The emission video command?

[fierce jay]

!0days this?

[split canyon]

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[ruby minnow]

Metal might be good

but white girl music is the peak

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/beRHL.gif

[final cedar]

started out as hoarding data, now I got some clients renting data backup and web services

depends, I usually look up what the big ones charge and then go a bit below that since I'd run most of it anyways so it's nice to recoup some

I don't make profit from it pretty much, unless I do contract work on site for someone

[gilded blade]

That's really cool honestly, probably a really good way to learn some IT experience

[final cedar]

earlier this year I setup a payment system for a small warehouse, retail chain and made a bit of cash

[final cedar]

it is. Really hard to get into the bigger stuff if you don't have a plug for used business hardware tho

[gilded blade]

I wonder if you could put those transactions on the block chain and if so would that be easier

[final cedar]

absolutely not

at least to me it seems like way too much overhead

[gilded blade]

Do you have a plug for used business hardware? Like a site or something?

Using the real stuff for a homelab would be really good I think

But like some old Cisco server hardware would be good

[final cedar]

Yeah a friend and ex colleague of mine works at a datacenter. all of the drive mounts I have setup came from a there after stuff got renewed. Gotten a bunch of Packard D6000 JBOD mounts for under 1000$ without disks

[final cedar]

cisco stuff is hard to come by (cheap) but you're right. If you manage to get some switch gear you can do a lot of fun stuff at home

[gilded blade]

I also want to get my ccna at some point so having some hands on would help

[final cedar]

good plan. My goal for the rest of this year is to break my personal storage goal of 4PB

Got a new crate of 18tb disks on their way for the last bit

[gilded blade]

I can feel the force ghost of spacezoro watching me right now

[final cedar]

@spacezoro

[gilded blade]