#🎪bruh-fart
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I hate redditors
Hello
e
What's with the name change, now I can't call you maldi without making any sense
Now you can call me mom 
Brian Swords, Stay Up Late. 1992.
Damn Ive already got 3
🥺
Yes
the old age of those weird cherub fountains
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THE DAY BEFORE IS OUT
yeah it wasn't a scam
I'll stick to https://www.smiley-lol.com/ thanks
Smiley-lol.com c'est 200 catégories pour plus de 10275 Smileys gratuit fun, un répertoire de 260 blagues et de l'humour partout. Vous pensiez avoir tout vu sur les smileys...

or maybe it was
The Day Before (the company goes bankrupt)
It released in early access though
Every damn game does now though
It's like tradition, once they figured out they could get away with releasing 75% of a game and getting battle pass money to finish the rest
Wasn't this the game where the lady has the huge ass?
probably
Dr disrespect does have a huge ass yes
I love these types of video
(real)((not fake))
what do you mean you found me?

Me arriving at work before using the restroom for 3 hours
Real
Dude 
I may or may not recognize that place
Freeport
mood
statistically unlikely that its the one in Maine
Correct
yeah
anyway that pic would have had to be taken like a month+ ago for it to make sense here. we've got snow now.
@quartz ridge I tagged you yesterday about going to get some bread at Mahoroba Japanese bakery
But nooo

I got super sick

Literally bound to a chair
Stop it
My stinky cat was being anooying
Getting sick and the immune system no sleep
Cat puking
Hhhh
Luna is caterwauling because she's in heat
Appt to fix her is a next month
🙃
@upper axle out of all servers besides local gaming ones there had to be one sacramentionan in the server now gamma has two
👀
I met a fellow Sacrmanetoian inside of a GTA 5 server
My friend pinged me and said " yo so and so lives in meadowview" lol
👀
Crew Rollin deep
Fucking hell
Walked down to Franklin to get to scc then walk to the bakery
Stopped at the raleys
They took over the old nursery
It's all very upmarket looking
All fancy
Some fuckhead with ankle monitor trying to get a. 18yr old to hang with him
Dudes 37
Like bro
Another student stepped in as well
Interesting day
Rainy in elk Grove
It do be
Duplicate kidney is a good one
me
are you homeless?
Wat
looks homeless to me
@somber warren sure mate
i didn't make the rules
Time to hit that come going 65freedomspermcdonald
5720 feet per minute
@stone blade скидадале скидулале, твой хуй теперь лапша
@uncut obsidian
this cats name is gock
Grok
no
real
that is a nice wall rug...
ghetto sound proofing
I'd like to image a world in a few years where new users don't know what gok was
Just purely schizophrenic memes
is it ghetto to have native rugs on the wall? brb i have to take down some uh. paintings.
I mean no? idk
it was what I had to stop an echo and some reverb in the room
ok ill put the 'paintings' backup
doesn't do shit for absorbing lower freqs
dickheads with subwoofers will still get away being annoying pricks...so
maybe building an EMP is worthwhile
🤔
you could just throw a brick through their window
Are we talking ussr eastern europe rugs?
that's if they didn't live in the same house
nah theyre blanket thin. unless thats a USSR rug and im mistaken
throw a brick from outside, and burst through the door saying "what happened??"
cops already did that to the room door itself
oh geez
mhm
drugs?
no fucking idea
apprently dude called them, then is all "Fuck the cops man" like officer whatvermcfuck was looking for him
idk
people who are "fuck the police and fuck authority"
grown dude mind you
probably late 50s
How do you get to this point
Why does she smash him across the back of the head every single time
I dunno
Anime thing I guess

Anime Women moment



Truly a krill issue
what
@oblique spire ???
????
llama weirdchamp
llama did nothing wrong smh
throw gix in a woodchipper

@stone blade us? (No homo, just 2 silly little goobers)
wow, a whole 2 frames 
That's what old gifs are all about
I know what you are nota
What am I?

Can't even use photoshop to remove the background??
Who
Hahaha it's old background lol
Not my fault they changed the ui
Wait I have an idea
Let's hear it
Alr
pretty sure most of the who's who of the server knows
I am become many
First day I've ever seen you
And I'm clearly the most important server member
you're not a who's who of the server
yeah no idea who this guy is and i've been around for over a year
Fr 😭
he must only chat in the #staff-furry-roleplay channel
There's one helper and it's delight
the gamma bohemian grove
Anyways check out this sick skateboard clip I made
rapp snitch knishes
only the whos who knows
look how much better than you he is

former helper extraordinaire
the random fucking lurker in the cordon swamp jumping at me
Who's who sucks
Tombstone is better

wha
gotta love how you're shitting on me while being so stupid that you have a quote about reloading WHILE using a 40k Ork pfp

Hi Koko pebbli
it's pornounced "Angy"
Nuh uh
@edgy abyss who is this fool?
kill him?
Do not own.
However, fair use Bungie, Microsoft.

T'would be a mercy
have him exiled
Bang him.
who me?
he already did it himself
Nah, the one with the gold in the name

correct hes a scalie


fuck if i know
Scalie
You don't say?
I have an unhealthy repository of 40k knowledge
Neat
Prolly a ton of DnD too

@edgy abyssthat kokopelli dudes name makes me wanna call him cocomelon
Lil ttrpg man
Go for it

He's a helper not a mod
U don't have to ask permission
you are?
No let's not
No we really don't need that
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
There will be no 40k posting past midnight!
#OOTT
Fuck you too :3
Man fuck, you
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Call this Minecraft cause I be blockin
I've interacted with josta exactly zero times
Imma keep it that way
I can't stand Germans
Germans can never be funny
JostaBitch

Just A Bitch
You
Ted
Holy fuck my mouth is dry
I hate winter
😭
Drink
I don't have water with me rn
Perish
Huh?
I mean 10K was before the Dark Age of Technology
He may be talking about 30k
30k of the 40k then
Light 
that is the Horus Heresy + Unification of Terra
Did earth explode yet
nope, but Cadia did
What's up with you
Just got home from class
How old are you 
Bro I’m 25 years old I hope I’m not in high school anymore lmao
can’t really say anything, my roommate is a 27 year old dropout who still hasn’t gone and gotten their GED
I have a friend like that, kinda sad to think about them sometimes
I mean, no hate towards him. Bro makes more money than I do. But he also does a high intensity labor job.
I have a friend who graduated high school and after a decade of working fast food he still has zero ambition to do anything with his life.
So tbh I’d say high school dropout friend is doin way better for himself
If you’re reading this kids, drop out.
Drop out.
Me fr
Goodnight!
Yo so how much your head cost? 👀
Tree fiddy


which head exactly 
Shit now you got me thinking about dxm
🤝
REAL
Who's to say 
Boy modding is over, time to get back into my usual attire
boy modding?
Just put the thigh highs back on
Just never take them off
Sucks cause most places I don’t have to boy mode and nobody can really ever clock me. But school is different since I have to sit there, in class, and most likely talk in class, which is usually the most clockable thing. So for class I just say fug it and “boy mode”. Or I guess just wear a hoodie and pajama pants.
Reason I care so much is cause the school I go to for my IT stuff is a vocational college full of blue collar folk who already look at me weird cause even in boy mode I look fucking queer and probably look more like a butch lesbian or something
Anyway
Unsanitary
I just carry a really big sword around and if someone looks at me weird I just kill thrm
Maybe you could try that?
Good idea
Why the fuck didn’t I think of that
No because I'm allowed to take them off
i can't be queer anywhere outside of my fucking room
why, take showers in thigh highs
Wet socks
I’m going to kill (my lawyer has advised me from finishing this sentence as it is a direct threat to government officials)
myself
I'm going back to frogmode
Russia sounds like fucking hell though with the current thing happening. Fuck that place.
Hope you can get out soon Mwadi
You can't use katanas though people will think you are a weeb, you have to use late Renaissance stuff, rapiers and halberds or such
Napoleonic sabre is acceptable too if you are flashy with it
What about a sword so big you could hardly call it a sword? More like a slab of metal?
me fr
Metal cricket bat
A hulking mass of iron you say?
Exactly that
the bonk stick
Berserk reference
One day I will have berserk physique
And then I'll be unstoppable
Might even shoot for baki
I’m going for the Casca physique 🥺
Resist the urge to make a sexual assault joke at your own expense Mika….

This shouldn’t have made me laugh
the what
What's your favorite kind of pudding
Caca
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
Gottem
I SAID THAT
Ryry faster in the draw damn
I’ve done it before.
Multiple times.
Stolen the ligma jokes out from others.
You cannot match my power
And you can do naught but pray
Why do you have this
why not
He's weird ignore him
You asked for a reason and now say I’m venting.
Curious.
venting, sus, you just aint get it
Planning out my orb scrying sesh (acid trip)
yes
tripping the orbcid
We were talking about it earlier and it's been a while
No, get the fuck out of here
Sick of furries
Also le balls
says the guy tryna hit on brainfarters
Nah that's me
There’s like 8 different people on this account tbh
Mika and her clone are one of them
I have a clone?
Schizophrenia you don't know which personality is on the key board
there are no other people controlling the account
Bro got BPD
Come home to relax after a long day of work and I see how I’m treated
The applications closed
So who’s the kitten then?
cut throat competition
Not flirting with you though
yeah I already said it could never work
ur a midwestern boy
Yeah both cats, don't want a hapsburg situation
No inbreeding
@glad carbon read the name
Yeah but I'm looking at you
cat fishing
Why are you so cryptic bro
gonna pop out from my PFP and ribbit
that actually explains alot
ANSWER THE QUESTION MAN
@pastel quartz hi gifman
Hey im back
Not reading allat
where my discord kittens at
:3
:3
wesker is literally me
The fuck is this?
:3
You guys act like im the first one to use discord as a dating website
who else tryna get they :3 on
Who else tryna get they :3 ate?
:3
but you'll be the last
Who the fuck does that????
Are we not supposed to do that?
mentally ill people
even @zealous remnant isn't tryna actually get dicked down by random dudes on discord
Like I hit on people cause I think it’s funny and I’m just naturally a flirty person. But ain’t no way am I trying to get paired with anyone on this hell-site 💀💀💀💀
🥺
hello peopl
Wait so are you saying we aren't getting married??
Your next ( ) is silently waiting on this app for you
theyre trying to expose me
@uncut obsidian valentines came early to brainfart
Falls and scrapes my knee
“Damn take me to dinner before you bring me to my knees”
Sorry pookie, it was a setup for financial gain
seems you also came early, madi
It’s how I fund my business

thought u were gonna go to sleep
Hello mwadi
he's got that asparagus syndrome
Are you a gas leak? Because I'm falling unconscious at the sight of you
Can’t believe we’re actually having this discussion right now
Discord is literally a dating site lmao
omw to get a sugar daddy to bankroll my cat gif shitposting
VC
:3
DM’s
REAL
Instant messaging?
dm = dick minions?
Are you lacking in brain power?
Yeah :3
I mean same but
Are you lacking in common sense?
All the details are there
There’s very few differences between this app and tinder
Nvm not that one
Bro bad trolling boooooo
Tinder sucks
Bro literally just look it up online and you’ll see
How would you know this? 
BECAUSE IM FUCKING GEY WHY IS THIS A SURPRISE TO SOME OF YOU. IM LITERALLY BISEXUAL AND SWING BOTH WAYS AND HAVE SWUNG BOTH WAYS IVE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
We need it it for this discussion
Yeah but why grindr lmao
Honestly just abandon dating apps, meeting people irl is so much better
And easier honestly
im bannning yuo
Haha real
gay!
Slur? I only slurr when I drink (all the time))
I punched myself in the stomach, now my stomach is bruised and I need to take a shit
I am gay!
I am gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are gay!
Slur? Don't know why it would lure
They are gay!
I'm like half gay!, and even then I'm pretty picky

Mika why do you use Grindr and not any other app?
Also to answer this, back then I was trying it out cause I thought it be a good app for queer folk. Come to find out it really wasn’t, and as a matter of fact I even ran into some gey people who aren’t pleased to see trans people floating around on there. Which is an odd one. Ultimately I just swore off dating apps cause they’re all cringe and it’s just easier to go to local spots with heavy queer presence.
Best app
Hmm, have you tried Craigslist ((maybe))
YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT USING GRINDR.... 
Craigslist 
@winged phoenix hi Grindr
I don’t wanna end up facedown in a ditch thank you
Craigslist dating sounds like the ultimate way to end up in a suitcase at the bottom of a lake
🫚
Grindr isn't a dating app/app for queer folk
It's a sex app
Yea
Don’t count it out just yet, your partner may be there
Ofc you'd know
Do they even have Grindr in ruskieland
there's sex apps?
The Grindr himself
Lmao where did you get that from?
There's an alternative to it
Fuck
It’s like any other dating app
People use Grindr to find people to have sex with
It’s literally a gey dating app
Like 99% of the time
"dating" and just meeting up for sex are different things
what's a nota
гриндер?
I mean, you’d eventually have sex with who your dating ( eventually ) right? How’s that different?
(I'm gonna be disappointed if this isn't the setup for a joke)
Nobody uses the default stickers. The last person I saw who used them, before you, was a 16 year old so collectively hated they got exiled from brainfart.
An old friend I miss daily
Pls
Oh well of course but I’m not getting into semantics. Trust me I wasn’t looking for anything legit when I used tinder either lol
i dont have nitro
i dont like funding discord
again, grindr is used just for meeting up for sex
You are the new Sheeba.
You are maja 3
i been around before both
Real
So?
I mean, you get dinner first, hopefully, and yk watch a movie but I see what your saying
theyre my copies
What do youall use in RUSSIA?

if you think that dating/relationships and that are the same things then you ain't had bitches
this is a filipino meme
Meowmachine 4
notes passed between prison bars
what if I just want to find a homie to build lego spaceshuttles with instead of getting poked in the butt, which app do I need to use then?
these sequels are getting worse every installment
I mean, I had long term flings come from dating apps once or twice. Just not really what you should expect when using them.
A different app
Heavy is a proud igorot who hates city folk from manila
I miss zoro.
Same, zoro was a real one.
Care to share? 👁️👁️
wait did sheeba get banned?
Post homosexual cats
no
Hornet
wait did sheeba get banned
brainfart banned
didn't falco say something about that
No they just got exiled from here and off topic.
They were so disruptive for the ten or so minutes they were in off topic that it caused the channel to get locked.
you shoulda been brainfart banned
Yes
What is the opposite of brain fart exile?
nerd emoji
Good riddance
lmaaoooo
can't hear you over the sound of my thigh highs
He tried to dm me to ask me why as if it wasn’t obvious too.
Anywhom I’m going to download that 
they fuck flowers
Poor kid who hasn’t grown and developed any real personality yet. They’ll get there… Maybe…
Isn’t brain fart the banishment zone though? Where else could they have gone? 
I feel bad for young kids on this app, a whole new type of social fuck up is brewing in the next generation
rp chat 💀
I doubt it. He’s 16. He’s had plenty of time to learn the very basics of conversation and he hasn’t.
He takes every single post seriously, he’s like a puppy, unable to understand when people are talking shit unless it’s super direct.
I called him highly regarded once and he said thanks.
Don’t remind me, not looking forward to hardcore iPad kids growing up.
:3
Literally everybody is too far away from me since I'm rural as fuck
you won't find me
I know it's vanity to think that our problems are the biggest ones ever but man it's hard not to feel like the world is falling apart sometime
I’m taking a wild guess and saying you’re in Texas
i dont know what those words mean
I don’t feel bad for him because he didn’t even try.
He just ignored people being annoyed with him until he got removed from brainfart then all of a sudden he was upset.
except manila
thats the captial of the philippines
:3
Uuuuuh New Mexico
Also he said meowmachine was a good person
Bro everyone is saying the app is garbage…
nope :3
Which is unforgivable
i learned
🥺
igorots are aboriginals of the philippines
it is
i think
Compare it to guy living in farmland vs a new yorker
Then where the heck else could it have gotten 80F in freaking NOVEMBER??
Yeah you don't really have choice when you're in russia
i too hate newyorkers
There's no other alternative
:3
Making an account on Grindr in russia is impossible
Fuck you too.
But yeah I hate us as well.
it's december btw
i am right
no tinder?
Oh fuck you’re right
you only got bumble or whatever
I think the alternative is leaving ASAP, good luck btw I hope things go well
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you guys are actually having sex
Script Writers:
Takahata101
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Alfabusa
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Soundtrack (including main theme) by:
OfficioAudiorum
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Art by:
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they are lying
Like ACTUAL sex
stop thinking about it
That’s amazing lol
nasty ass mf
do u believe everything you read in the internet 
Sex is love, s3x is life

"not available in your region"
Russia is a shithole and it’s been a shithole politically and economically for ages, I don’t know why people are only now realizing that as if it’s some big truth.
In here? Yes
Nord Vpn
Cyrillic jumpscare
Ah yes, use a vpn to date people across the seas
madi cant even go to dive bars
Yeah if it was that easy i would've left already
dive bars?
Real
I forget how young maldi is sometimes
madi just turned 18
I need to put like a marker on your account that's not a block
Why is there a rat next to your name
Alright well back to blocked then
gm brainfart
is that a mouse or a rat
don't believe his lies
Why are you posting this
why are you getting assmad
This is the cat channel buddy, you watch it with the rat posting
I won't go to bars anyways
do they not serve kvass?
If I don’t who will?
Why not? They’re fun?
Also hate bars

Hey don't post this every again thanks
Love bars
cheaper
Especially Espanol ones, good margarita is to die for
Aren’t you still a teenager or smthng?
mika seems like early 20
Bro I’m 25
Mid 20s
I’m old and dying as we speak
One foot in the grave
the ghost of ivan
Proof, show us your driver's license and social security card
vlad*
Bro that’s just a regular bar lmao
What ever happened to Vlad?
Ivostok
Nah cause you can't order a choripollo at a regular bar
admins thought he posted cringe
prolly true
I’ll show you this instead
Thanks?
You can if you have one of these
dude wtg
discord is fucked
new update is fucked
cant avoid pinging a dude anymore
You fucked up
Yeah you like pinging dudes dont you
fucking*
Vlad is gone and you still tried to ping them what did you expect
i wanted to type the tag
not actually ping em
When did Vlad go? It's been a while since I've seen them now that I think about it
Fucking dudes?
Nah
I fuck men.
Gone from server
@stoic scroll hello tarkov player
Yeah I get that but when
you're utterly retarded
And why
holy shit
I’m based
Uh not too long ago
You’re welcome boo
Coward
you have no working frontal lobe
og vlad got banned cause of some emote?
Frontal love
not even the right vlad
💵
You have no working balls

What does this mean?

Hello?
He looks like he doesn’t wipe
i dont need working balls if im after bussy @high pike
Never say that again.
Thanks
Why did you @peak shell like that
@high pike
Hello????



@glad carbon some assistance please
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