#🎪bruh-fart
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KILL
i never required a psychotherapist though
i am rarted
One of the bodybuilders in that Image surely met Jesus
(RIP Joe)
im not stealing someone identtity to make fun of certain person
who's joe
JOE MAMA
i think it would be badd
But tbf
if i do so
but od you require a psycho therapist?
AAAAAAAAAAA
That dude
whos jesus
He was restricted from the channel as well one time but for other reasons
like right now?
what waking up at 3am with no bedside glass of water does to a man
Was a great bodybuilder, Jo Lindner
i mean do you need some fucking crazy therapy done?
@grizzled meadow are femboys still banned here
hio
hi
who needs therapy when you have brainfart
Whatdo you mean
The pfp XD
stop giving me
this u?
Then ya look good my dude
@fallow trellis alo?
The thug shaker
Xd
hiiiii.....................................................................................
lol
Why
is this what Falco described as "brainfart golden age"
mqSI
Yea
mawdi
dont take it for granted.
thats nice weather for a walk
What even is a brainfart golden age
sgaha
hi
what about schmingus
its before i left
@urban wren are you ready to lose braincells
It's before Aldo disappeared
Lies
Hell yeah
coir
Xd
hey cori
:3
gottem
You would do that?
where s mewomachine
Real and true
Xd
poor ol sheeba
do you even play gamma
Ya
no
E
Play more
Run straight to zaton and don’t look back
to die out of
my brain melting
Same bestie
I too see images of the brain scorcher as it seared my mind
torn i tof
i just played to get where I was
noone here plays gamma
I have one of these
i downloaeded a bunch of mods and whenever new update comes out my save aint loading
Wah, I was playing just last night
waa i was plaing
it like 10 days
ago
playing
for 30 minutes
what do you play now then
rdr2
false
Half life and metro last light
You may leave and rejoin server all you want
wrong!
As well as Minecraft
P!infractions 213269844743684097
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: skom
Time: 02/23/2023 11:18pm UTC
Reason: didn't we had enough of this today? stop the damn horny-posting
Moderator: grokitach
Time: 03/01/2023 09:21am UTC
Reason: random violence video against women
WOMEN!?
i dont
But your list will stay with you 
infractions are funny
That inciting violence against women shit was so dumb
i loeoooeve minerafct so much
Cause it was literally a funny video
true
that did not incite violence against women
apologise to women
even got that grok on the record guh damn
it just happened to feature a woman getting slapped
but the punchline of that wasnt even "haha hurt women"
It totally didn't
Nuh uh

what's up cori
Hello Khatiil
Am le epic woman and I don't mind these types of memes
Xd
damn inciting animal violence gifs

I apologise to all women
what
this is a real thing
all women may peg me as retribution
Wait what
for my crimes
excuse you
who are you
huh
dp you not know
how do you not know about sperm cramps
someone hasnt been paying attention
Bridget is a trans ik
I ain't a boy xd
me
you obviously didnt pay attention during biology class
everyone knows about sperm cramps
and no thats not the issue here
women know about sperm cramps
did you know you can get spontaneous ass pain at any time anywhere for any reason
Sorry for not knowing about it then :c
yes
its ok now u know
wtf is a sperm cramp
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW
i've been wanking since i was 13 and i haven't got that once
lucky
what even is it
happens like once a month typically
hi
whatsup sheeba
Show me your blahaj if you own one
can you say hi
goddamn
have you ever hit your balls so hard you feel like youre gonna puke
one more
hi
hi
hey
omg blahaj my beloved
hi
:333333333
bbj
i fell down from a tall structure on a playground and landed nuts-first on a metal pipe when iw as like 13
hii
huh
imean
hii
hi
?
Rip

no kids
i wont go into detail but dont worry about that
ivan you retard
it certainly rested in pieces for about 30 minutes before it stopped hurting
nvm
why do men have this evil weakspot 😔
i googled it again
you googled what now
Women can get poop in their vag 

no im not clueless
yeah but thats just shnasty you can instantly KILL a man w a kick to the nutsicles
i googled it
wear ballsack armor
cuz of it
dont hvae any
this boy LONG
hi
what is a bbj
brazilian bru jitsu
make one
huh
its like bbc
:3
its like WHAT
term
whats it mean
the news?
nothing
why is it a term then
idk??
vice interviewed andrew tate
ANDREW TATE ‼️
You what
frog u mean
...........
what
frog hi
what do you want :3
omgg its a new word
ive developed a secret ability to calmly stop playing a game if its angering me
just insult people on the other team

tell them to get rabies or sm
its rude...
who care
i care
no
you wont see them ever again
nothing
scuse you
fum cuhh..
u dumb as fuc
we need to try and not be rude...
no
aye aye swolzer
k
why what
ok who what why where when whom
sorry i just love to watch letters going liek thisssssssssssssss
can you stop
this is why men cant have fun anymore
fum dumb as fuck
can u
what
will u
what do you want
i want to speak to deez
..
hi fum
deez nuts lmao
excuse you
scuese you
i should buy a deez and give you nuts l oool
.... is there a real reason why u calling em dum rn
me
yea cuz ur dumb
this nuts
i know
im just curious i ask questions a lot
to gain knowledge
does he know
yeet
big body😍😍😍 big body do dancers🙄😲😲🤪 big body 😵 big tonka🚝🚋👳♂️👳♂️😋😋
scuse you
What
your own fault
your taste buds suck
no they cool
certainly not
congrats you can now drink boiled water and never waste a penny on hamburger
no like a gross one
because your water is toxic
no
drink boiled water
drink boiled water
drink microwaved water
just wait til its cold
drink a delicious warm beverage friend
no
excuse you
consume deez nuts
🙂
No I'm just repeating you
are u a repeater
Lancaster
show me your
call me a cowboy the way you repeater
idk how that thing called
whats so funny funny person
wooden thing
Stock
Grip
iguess
butt,
Yes
Faker fako
so I have to leave? :(
Yes
What're you gaming falco
yassss! uwu
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
huh
I'm still feeling effects of vodka and energy drinks I had 36h ago
ACK
??????
friend reset server
All my good actions were for naught
Wtf language do you speak sheeba
maybe you shouldnt mix vodka and energy drinks
retard
enghil
SWAHILI
Fake
Retard
saved faster than my dad disowned me
Community project died in record time of 2 hours
english
BAHBHABHAHHABHABHABAHHBABABAHBABAHBA
You should get a new one
nah im my own dad now
Be ur own boss
hi dad
he aint yo dad
scuse you
Sipping on this
no imnot
Yes you are
itts so funny when it goes like
Ew
breats milk nbo i mean breat milk no imean breast
scuse you
Why can’t you type
Lobotomized
wh yu cant y tiype
😎
Period
whatever
aint that funny
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The fed bot broke.
@grizzled meadow got a life guide for you
im not fed bot
That’s what a fed bot would say.
im hungry
greetings brainrotters
not being able to drive drunk is a skill issue
Eat a sandwich
Right now? Deus Ex Mankind Divided
how about a knuckle sandwich
eat
sounds funny
Human revolution yet
knuckle sandwich
Why are there !! At the start? Spanish spotted???
wiull you shut up
Spanish fed bot
Finished more than once
Yes you are
you an immersive sim gamer?
You are Spanish
you hate me?
Yes
No
racist
Just you
shutas to ufukc up
bless you
thank you
I’m sorry I couldn’t read what this said you want to try typing properly?
shut uthe fuck up
woaaahhh
i sayed
sexist
You sayed
Justified
you sayed
Yeah sure
you are sick
and i hasnt sleeped
*slayed
Hasn’t
Hasn’t
didnt sleeped
And with that said
Now it’s bait
Please sleep forever
Removed from the channel
Restricted, even
No brainfart for minors and maja 2 beings
For real?
Really? Definitely? This isn’t a joke?
never sleep
Yes
He’s finally gone?
We had a poll but you have to scroll like a lot but I wanted to do it anyway
Falco….
You are incredibly based
I know, I know
Dude was fucking critically online
Maja 2 for real
Not even joking at this point
I mean it
Like stop, touch some fucking grass, you're a fucking minor, do something with your life
Today marks a victory for brainfart kind
im not sure anyone here is much better
thank GOD
False
now we can get back to quality shitposting
Question tho
We are not majas
Who's Maja 2
After so many days of hoping for a new purge
The minor just removed

yeah we were desperate then
My neighbor have this type of cat
to have each other to hold on
proof? 
i wish i was the neighbour of the owner of that cat
that looks like a very polite and good cat
clothes exist
its good that you know they exist but did you know you can actually put them on
like imagine in gamma when you equip armour
you can also do that irl!
np
Thank you for sending the child to us 
go right ahead
Xd
Rip
Jfc
Did you put your name into the goblet of fire harry
I will remove the child from there as well
Dumbledore asked calmly
This again
That was one hell of a trip
Get ready for the real one
I am so confused
Why did you send a minor to the chat
oh that's right
not only you removed white noise from here, you cursed offtopic with it
Wait, no minors in brainfart?
dafug just happend in offtopic i come back and its locked down
Glorious day!!!
I forgot that offtopic is also NSFW and I removed the child from here
Tomfoolery
Outbreak
let em have it
Whose the child XD
Please explain
that antisocial chronically online anime-furry-profile-picture person is gone? finally..
sheeba
live it up a little for them with that random letters generator
Yes
existed
14
Being chronically online being a minor in a NSFW channel
Too much is too much
E
constantly whoring for attention going "what's that" or "i dont know what that is" to the most benign googleable shit
Xd
nah nah
in justice to some brainfart greenhorns, some kids here know how to behave and even hold a conversation
that creature is not one of them, tho
i was advertising whey protein and they said "i dont know what that is" like homie it has "WHEY" plastered across the front just type the 4 letters into google
Yeah I blocked them after first interaction, those people should not have access to Internet
Personally I prefer creatine monohydrate 
listen falco, let maja 2 be in offtopic
just for a day
pretty please
i thought brainfart was offtopic lul
never been to any channels other than brainfart and tech support
Hey i got a tub of that

nah offtopic are a bunch of soymaxxing reporting bitches
i am unfortunately stuck with extreme milk chocolate but double rich chocolate is the dream
Pre-workout and creatine are all I take
No
I've never felt protein mixes do much for me
I SAID PLEASE
if you eat enough protein through your food then a protein supplement won't help
it's something like 0.5 or 0.8 grams of protein per pound of body weight
if you're active
per day
So I need 300 grams of protein powder?
i need about 140g myself
Man I'd go through it quick
if you get all your protein from the powder yeah it would go really fast
(I'm saying I'm 600 lbs
)
i think on average i get about 60g of protein from food per day so i usually have 3 scoops a day split up between earlier and later in the day
i got that yeah lmao
all muscle
weakest brainfart resident
eat peanuts and cheese
But yeah I've never felt I got anything from protein mix, pre-work and Crea do more imo
i'm 285 pounds and something like 45% body fat, the shakes help me get my protein without a huge amount of calories
ahh ok
so i can stay in my deficit
dropping that weight, baby
i just dont want to be a weakling when i hit my goal 💪
i dont want to be maja 3 when i hit my goal you know what im saying
3 inch biceps
I remember when I did wrestling in high school some guy didn't drink water for like 2 days and spit in a cup all day before a tourniment to hit his weight he wanted
Had the plan of drinking a gallon after weigh in to get it back
He uh
I lost 10 kilo at the start of the year and im on a bulk now.
Wasn't the smartest
i've been on a bulk for 13 years brother i feel that
13 year bulk 
time for the 13 year cut
Harvest time
this reminded me to hydrate just now, thanks bro
haven't drank any water today, bout to buttchug 44oz
Drink water, do cardio. Pay less attention to weight on scale and more attention to whether you get winded going up a flight of stairs or ko
i'm already on that recipe but thanks brother
jogged about 1250 meters yesterday, walked 750 meters
primarily focused on the cardiovascular benefits of it rather than the other improvements so it's the endurance i'm after
started with 30 minutes power walking about a month ago, worked up my jogging starting with 15 seconds (going too fast so getting winded really quickly) but i'm up to that 1250 meters going at my Vo2 max
which is the old man shuffle but you know how it is
oh my god. conversations in brainfart longer that two words. that restriction was so long due Falco goddamit
i love how pumped that cardio gets me
wsg dude, how you been
shuffling my fat ass 500m without stopping makes me feel like a world class athlete 💪
who
Just got muted from a meme channel 😎
real
The poles are gonna hate this one

You wish
@grizzled meadow
cus I can't afford the castle
@uncut obsidian
Yes
holy shir wtf did discord do
all the embeds dont work
the videos are buffering forever
@grizzled meadow are u going nonlethal
Always
Nonlethal is literally broken in MD
krill issue
where
They straight up mute you for 24h for a furry post 
Luckily this would never happen here
LOL
woof
bark bark
In the what server?
meow
mrrp meow mrau :3
ship doofus
Im jolly as fuck rn
i should play scavenger sv4 again
Do you have your holiday vibes up?
Put frog in
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪brainchristmas-oott
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainchristmas-oott.
What happened?
He did a dio time stop just to post a meme
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would you be made into a snowfella
encased forever
Many Such Cases!
the media is catching on
feel that? That's Merry
Santa has many bitches, many ho ho hos
You guys should sell mod abilities like they are power ups, 2$ for a 2 minute lockdown, 10$ to mute another member for 12 hrs
this aint dark RP
ok old man
kepe thinking about the glory days
Could you imagine what ryry would do with this power
Mika are you jolly
https://youtu.be/eOSW95OsiaY?si=5sRIvpjf-uys-I0z
Ough to seek the glory days
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Yes but imagine the profit margins, gamma would be funded for the next 100 years solely off of ryry
I feel like ryry is like Owlman where he just wants humanity to die
Me with babies
wtf theres a smiley of someone getting anally probed
SEND
They felt happier after
These emoji gifs are starting to strain me
It's called Smileys get it right youngster
Hate yiu
@toxic sundial i can go back to furry reacting you if you'd like
its either smileyposting or that
How about just post furry porn?
i know my limits
i must be deaf
mobe time
i cant hear the haters
why care abbout woman when you can henchmanmaxx
its called gooning
I'm blind I don't need to see the price tag anyways
Mr X?
Ideal body type
yeah you need to be build like a ark character
What the fuck
wdym wtf
I feel like I just got flashbanged
its 2 man stacking their dick on eatch other so the power bottom can jerk it off
you're gonna flashed, maybe banged after
When and where?
I'll make room in my schedule

are we in the Nota and Chain arc of brainfart now?
It's always been the nota arc

half dozen eggs?
like, why?