#🎪bruh-fart
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not relatable
true
how do you pass the time then ,, look at SLOP ??
i play with the calculator
i wish i had the cash to install a bunch of candelabras in my room so it could be lit purely by candle light

i play with your brain i tell it to do things and it does them
its not expensive
just get a bunch of cheapass heat-safe plates
can you
the puppeteer
woman
well, yeah
i have attached strings to every part of your body
i on feel em
im a level 99114 puppeter ofc you dont feel them
no ur just skill less
I need candles that have like 6 wicks and are as big around as a gallon jug
buddy i will install big and sturdy strings on you in 3 seconds if you dont stop
convince me
its illegal
ur going to nail
im goin to what now
Lol. Well, it's hard to tell if she's still interested or just sucks at communicating, cause she doesn't reach out, and when I do, it dies if I don't keep talking, which is common with women 
truly a woman moment
bunny
i'd punt it
fuk u
sorry
funnily enough, I asked a woman why they do that and even she doesn't know
whos the guy on ur profile picture
kpop
KILL yourself
90s
Victor Choi, the original K-pop
i still dont know who he is
its bts

its good music
BTS before BTS
nah
u mad
nah
you will explode
threat
doubt
you never know
but I do
no
omgg ilove gustavo so much
you never know
i know
you will expode
(minor spelling mistake)
he hates you
why are you?
kencarson
seven
banned
no thanks
i love hunting in rdr 2
you sure about that
yeah
thank. s
s
fellows call me "the needle"
He's literally me
||he isn't||
euireka
sigma
Koryo Saram strongest race on earth
So True
shave ur mustache
(I can't grow one)
real men do not shave their moustache .
The fetid 1/4 Japanese in me prevents me from growing respectable facial hair
they vax it
the pale blood
what this mean
wax imean
answer me
so it doesnt grows
thats so dumb
ig
every hair except facial and head hair is annoying
I fucking wish
too fat and old
yea edgy /10 pretty generic big lad
its not tacticool enough
i dont like it
honestly
over for you
fossil
ttd
twink like csgo
what does this mean
i am not
whoda thunk it
keep grinding mam!!!
i love the house because i feel like its the most realistic non realistic scenario
:3!
respect the grind. awlay,s
they used to call me mesopotamian farmer #3. now im banaboy
or something
now ur kecnarson
WHO
do u really understand this trend
skibi dom dom
nope
days from death of twink era
twink
get out
I actually first learned about Skibidi toilet being a thing in July when I visited my cousin's kids who are in elementary shool
who LOVED skibid toilet
nah
and I was extremely confused
well its kinda funy but stupid
umm ,, , i think youre dumb
sfm is "ok"
and feels like its trying to be funny so hard
so real
i mean that was mostly made in gmod
im sheeba
regardless
bro hates sfm because they didn't animate family guy or subway surfer to go with it
peter griffin sfm kills lois griffin in isis beheading
sfm is just crigne
(gone wholesome)
HAAUBAAHBAH
buddy i am going to snap your neck
that certainly is one way to react to it
i dont have severe social anxiety i wont stop moving if u look at me
why
scp 173
no
cereal killer
how do you keep saying things worse and worse
you will regret your choice in about 1,5 weeks
why
i wouldnt regret it
jolly thoughts only ,.
typically i would break your neck 7 times
can you not
im listening
i heard no thing
submissive as fuck, wow
Real shit
wym by that
eated
ateid
thats not what i wrote
atedid
i just hate english languege
ok speak ur own
alr sorry
cha ching 🤑 🤑 ching cha ching 🎰 💰
english is fine
cha ch-chc-h-ch 💰💰 chahaha -ching-ch
cant believe you're so fluent ini t
[im illiterate in money language too]
it would seem to be cap
🥵
what did you mean by this
hot face emoji is evil
and jalapeno
oh yea
its not
how about you mke a chili and jalapeno salad
its funny
then eat it
with olive oil and sea salt?
no
reverse it
reverse deeznuts lol
ligma
whos steve jobs
Best Tense1983 moment - Counter Strike
wha you say?
wha you say?
...
(a few moments later...)
Fuck you man
Fuck you
now me troll the match
scuse you
apoligies
hes dumb
tense
pense1983
no hes funny asf
i will not take this slander
i dont know who he is
wow
i love mr beast
no culture really
ayo .. missa beast
missa wait
YT being YT
zamn
bless you
is that true
that would imply his aunt is slavic
i remember getting fucking onlyfans ad once
and yt asks me to close adblocker for ads like those 

haaai
why are you saiyng hi again
also these 2
how to repair itt
racist
woah there buddy
no dont
i dont mean anything
btw llool why beamng
like u need to use arrows
instead of wasd
you can probably rebind
ur right
in what way
Oh hey, me too! And what about cars?
hewwo
How are ya bud
lol u suck
makes sense
u aint got a license yet
no my car always slips of the road
@earnest slate |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4
llama get off
baldis basics music
picasso
Oh hey my favorite lube
scuse you
?
Ehh, decent I suppose, in romania atm, struggling with shitty wifi
Romania gaming??
i thought its 3d model
Go meet Iedy while you're there
who the fuck is aron
What about it
Jog my memory
Delicate aron is his @? A helper?
it's 8:43 am and i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep
Oh hush you never sleep, that's hardly an excuse
Not the kind of person I wanna share a drink and a smoke with
..
ok
He'll send his bird army after me
frogg
Why notttt
what
I'll tell ya an other time in a call
jfc gumbito

neon bright name looking ass goddamn
XD
hi
How u doin S5?
Come onnnnnnnn Iedy's cool he won't send your birb army after you (If you give him your wallet) 
what
I know mine too but it's for the meme
🤤
bricks
I'm lucky for now cuz I'm on my phone and it's not nearly as vibrant
I'll probably remove it by the end of next week when I get back home
look do u like his style
they didn’t do the lowball and spell GTA VI as GTA Vice so you may as well throw out the whole game

There's already GTA Vice City
Making another one game with the same name would've been terrible
Call of duty just making it one launcher named Call Of Duty for like 5 games
rewarded with pets and scratchies
Lethal company?
damn i accidentally killed his hogtied father and just read a letter from his mom im sad rn
not like accidentally
i was just punching him
i always end up killing someone in rdr wtf i just want to be a good guy llmao
you bastard
beating someone to death while they're hogtied doesn't make you good
its urge
Buddy maybe beating people to death isn't a good guy think
i just
2 hours
tried to test his ass
You sure did
any of your outfits will fit
the point of a serial killer is to blend in. having normal clothes works
the point of a cereal killer is to strangle count chocula
is it an insult?
Nop
no, a fact
😎
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1167522202569150495/speed-1.gif?ex=654e6ec8&is=653bf9c8&hm=afbc4f4d6d4d87bafd8e676670a82b18c4929e1c5a876879e9ca97471a574073& her face is so fucking stupid i want to put her brain in a plastic bag and boil it with cajun seasoning and live crawfish
this women is anoyiing
woman
wow look
Way better than rock soup make the Chinese make
and cummin
always has been
TRure
😎
a delicacy
Really pressurized water can cut rock and ice can erode rock if water seeps through the cracks and freeze 🤓
Good morning my fellow Earth inhabitants.
Henlo
nice argument but pokemon
he only robed a walmart
i cant relate
my race always wins
im the fastest
you can call me lightning mcqueen
You just reminded me of how some dude has an old racing game in his old console. It had the ghost of his late dad. He’d always race his dad’s ghost in the game and would purposefully lose so that his dad’s ghost was still in the track
He basically can race with his dad anytime he wanted
That's wholesome and sad 😢
Hey, he can always play with his dad, so it’s bittersweet
True
Beats your only momento being an old shirt in a zip loc you gaslight yourself into thinking still smells.
Oof
Man, that reminds me so much of my old man putting his shirt on a pillow before he left the country. The pillow pretty much had his scent for weeks
That is good dad'n though
Yeah
how the fuck does that work?
It's for when some gangster is dissing your flygirl
where does the third shell go?
the alofs device
Demoman’s Loch n Load
IT'S A REVOLVER
Dude I am so jolly look at my widdle hot chocolate
There is a peppermint stick in there you cant see because it sunk
:DDDD
when it comes in a cup like that
you know its gonna be good
I also have fried rice (unrelated)
HOW DO YOU PUT 7 BULLETS IN 6 CHAMBERS
Hi FuckinSki Hi Frog Hi Nota Hi Le Engineer
gatooooo
HIIIIIII
Muzzle loading.
gm brainfart
hi my favorite catposter

Everyone I have a confession
we know
This may be a shock to you but... I have begun my decent into lockpicking
its not that hard once you learn to not do the first pin until last
It's hard when you can barely use your hands without immense pain self going numb 
@vidsthatgohard Here. Enjoy
💖 88
get one of those lock picking guns
does it for you
yo look its the gta 6 trailer
Had to retweet this Goated post
No I wanna do it
readying up for that anomaly update i see
Not my job anymore lol
uhh wuhh ????? bwuhh?
ANOMALY update?????
i thought anomaly was going to be 1.5.1 forever
or 1.5.2
whatever it is
damn
that's an old meme right there, glad i didnt go looking for anomaly updates recently
i want more lort of the rings tv show
im in a tv and movies drought
@atomic crane, no, for real its an upcoming update, i think 1.6, where they will add lockpicking
you aim the barrel with the hole at the enemy
my god i hate it already
i hope they make it so you can shoot/explode locks for when you want to make loud entry into buildings or containers or w/e
still no sex mod?
im not too fond of the idea too. best for them would be to actually fix their game, rewrite stories properly and maybe update the engine
That's the last one 
thats for EFP
true...
i dont blame them it's not like we have to pay for anomaly
this is why efp has the edge in anomaly modding
they give what the people want
Evil Fucking People?
true. you cant blame them, they do what they want
i want a refund
escape from pripgyatt
dripgyatt
shadow of skibidi
evil fucking people
skibidi of chernobyl
Acceptable
am i a simp for mewing to Hip or is Sidorovich goated?
i want more game of thrones prequel tv show, i want more lort of the rings prequel tv show, and i want more funny alien woman star war tv show
all stalkers mew delight
you're perfectly normal

i heard house of dragon was good
(got prequel)
that’s literally got’s shtick is moments like that
ye but since it's fully focused on the targaryens it's got a lot of that 🤨 📸
true
that nzest
dragon family are the biggest weirdos
in an entertainment drought and cyberpunk has to download a big update so cant play
rip
im just a consumer man
uncomfortable sitting quietly with my thoughts
cuz then i start hearing that lil' guy in the background saying something about genocide
dudes be like "if you like star wars you GOTTA watch Andor!!!!!!"
shit taste.
I can tell because you like cyberpunk
that shit's boring as hell man yeah sure i'm just ratarted or whatever i dont absorb slowburn narrative-driven content or something blah blah
I played the Witcher I can like slow burn narrative driven content.
Issue is, the games I played were good and cyberpunk is a bug ridden shithole.
They are not the same
The ones I played were games.
You are playing a tech demo.
Please improve your tastes and change as a human being
:3
who wants kisses
kot
Why would anyone want this when they can just cuddle with their cat instead.
And if the cat isn’t the type to cuddle, a perfectly good bed is right there…
They can sleep on it just fine
By your legs.
ryry kill yourself
As cats do
ok, whatever you say
Kit
Remember, all moderation does it for free.
They work and don’t get paid.
They do it for power.
The big brother aka grok
grok is too busy trying to figure out how to model Hip's feet in Blender for the next update
🫦
@toxic sundial
And of what sin haveth thou accused me?
Pinging then deleting msgs
A grave sin
Worthy of execution
Yeah idk I meditated on it God said it's okay
God lied.
He’s playing you because he thinks it’s funny.
Also don’t ask him if he is playing you.
He will just double down trust me.
Yes I will definitely trust you, random chatter, more than I trust god
pingers

kid named ruru
@toxic sundial What about meeeee :3 
?
Breaking news: child has never seen the name Ryan and tries to (and still fails) to apply conventional English rules to a username.

what
gayass name
your sic
you're @river robin, not Ryan
you are NOT him
I’m him
I’m ryry
rytards
to1
Lies
At least you tried I guess
First of all, I would never blasphemise or commit adultery!
Damn, did he deserve all that though?
Secondly!
Ahem
He said lies
That’s like telling a child she can’t be a doctor yk
Liar
the Pope said it was ok
Dirty liar
What?

how tards think I react when they say ignored or didn’t ask
Cool
do it
You really can’t trust the church these days ….
Thanks for the shoes
If god won’t handle you @toxic sundial
I really enjoy the use of the word "regarded" because you can't chat block it since it means something entirely else
I got a pair already though.
I’ll be giving those to good will.
Then I will

Yessssssss
I think you might missing the joke
I think you didn’t read what I said
regards
And let god sort it out….
ur a fuckin regard
Hey welcome back
How are you buddy?
they tried to ban me once... i said nuh uh...
no i've never had any actions taken against me aside from a silly little warning one time
Chad spotted
kokepeli
Oh
Why is there a password next to your name?
Only one warning? Not even a mute?
What did you do @atomic crane?
aight
“Aight” what?
posted gif of an alien guy dramatically shushing with the caption "you too loud rn (soft-a N-word)"
they didn't like the soft-a N-word, i thought it was okay cuz it wasn't hard-r
i was wrong
Even though i am Brazil
That is somewhat based
I am Brazil
Yes
He is brazil
yes
You look like you applied lipstick wrong
The zone knows
It doesn’t go on your teeth, silly
And now you do too
You’re not him
you just forgot that i'm him
Anyways….
Yeah….
Goodnight folks.
bad night 
Smoking filtered crack
New op pulled up I smoked him so hard his meat fell off the bone
opps said they wanted some initiative. i blew up their whole quadrant
u dont have opps
we smokin symbiotes
We up here smoking that bohemian electric tank gorilla cloud
highschoolers talkin bout them having opps, when the scariest thing they ever did was roll their eyes at their math teacher
smoking that whoopi goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
whats ur scariest thing u ever did
deed
He’s asking first grader sleepover questions now
is it bad
scariest thing i ever did was close my door slightly too loud after my mom yelled at me
I cant
Skull Faces best line delivery in the whole game
ryry i dont remember insulting u..
Don’t you live in the house with a lion
Everyone is on my shit list.
Even myself
And your scared of a mom?
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
WHOOOOOOO
Very backwards
shat up then
what brazilian mothers arent as demonic as mothers from other cultures?
No lmao
They’re European
Imagine that
brazilian mothers are... european?
my mom would square up if i closed my door too loud
elaborate TO1
regardless of if it was intentional or not lmao
scariest thing i ever done did was kill a diamondback
ya hwack em over the head, that's what you do
a good hwack with a shovel and then when they're stunned ya start chopping at the neck
Umm, something something
Migration
Politics aren’t allowed here I will not elaborate further
Voce vem de brazil?
portugal
Mi compañera
mi guapito
🫃🏿
Privately 😉
@atomic crane don't talk to this horndog
Fuck off I’m trying to have e-s3x
@fading shuttle
Stop cok blocking
E kys
They don't want you to know this but the corn dogs at the pond are FREE!

Hi my shitposting friend
gn

@atomic crane what the fuck is your problem?
sorry i was watching penguinz0's new video "Cheese Tier List"
i do not own a caracal. i just like them
Banned
Bred.
What are we talking about?
why do you keep posting this whey
At least post one of the good flavors
None of that nasty shit
No
Fuck off
double rich chocolate is legit the highest rated ON whey flavor
i want it so bad but all they have near me is extreme milk cockolate
anyone up for some lethal company?
No fucking whey 
literally me in a week
i need a re up so fucking bad
LMAOO
Can someone get this man a refill? 
MEDIC
WHY WE WHEYPOSTING
Trololololol
u think neco arc is a lifter?
Top o' the morning to ya ladies
birdposter
wtf is this
your mother
you mean like ash joke
clearly doesnt bench more than 120
colbyjack is obviously number 1


