#πͺbruh-fart
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Itβs like UwU :3 speak
what if you don't want sex and are just looking for someone to hold you 
thats how i feel ngl
You have time to type you have time to shoot
I type in the time it takes to load save
Okay I think Im good on time
oops wrong clip
define fun 
where'd she take those risks?
Need that fr
Need this too fr fr fr
no way
I've seen footage
most retarded shit I can think of. Filming yourself on a digital
One of you can even afford a clan of lawyers
where the super 8 handhelds tho
Ones bald
But I have no idea how to grab all this loot now
I lost Livshits (yes thats the actual name of my companion)
I'm not rich, I've just had luck to minimize my spending so far as to retire early
I still have to freelance to buy new hardware and stuff
Youtube: noo donβt block our ads we wonβt make money :(
Also Youtube:
colossal
there is 100% worse ads on yt
meanwhile i get shit like this
Hello shitfart
take it
Russell Coight moment
Im well off
But gonna become poor if the housing situation declines ya knows
Or if i buy too many guns
oh boy do I know what I'll watch today
didn't know this is a skit
Clearly hella AI generated lmfao
and it has Russell Coight in it too 
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nice
MOTHERFUCKING POLTERGEIST
i love it when poltergeists pick up and throw ammo to me. it's like your sidekick in Bioshock infinite
buckshot
IT BROKE EXPLOSIVE BARREL ON MY HEAD
i love cracking open the door in X8, my vision goes white, and suddenly all the boxes in the room have beef with me
ye, all you gotta do is sneak
@metro do you recommend this?
no 
just write the alphabet with your tongue
||or, you know, talk about it|| 
I dont know what any of you are talking about weβve never eaten a womanβs pp area before so Iβll leave it there
The videos 3 hours so I guess I could get some work done while Iβm learning
i think it's safe to assume you're not gonna end up in a situation were your first performance is critical so you can always stumble your way into it and asking if you doing anything interesting
but sure
damn, 3hrs?
that's like the entirety of bible black
or however that was called
||I never actually seen it||

the fuckin channel name 
Wakeup wakeup
Martin Scorsese could take notes
Honestly bear person
That sounds kindof scary ngl
also don't start crying when you get called a little bitch for not being able to "hit it harder" 
Iβm still trying to wrap my head around the talking to women part but weβll move past that for now

just act autistic af and she'll take pity on you, ask if you want some fruit juice
out of where?

this bs
badass
best god damn mango juice box I've ever had
literally worst part of the game is behind me
I got a little carton of mango juice from her when she invited me for coffee but I said it's past my coffee time and I have to take a nap soon
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delicious noodles 
πππ
is that the trigger phrase used by asian girls?
You know the secret?

bro sounds traumatized
Carbonara LaHomeless π
6k roubles to get back to Rostok? Fucking bargain
Almost 28
get falco in here we need the italian opinion on this
never actually watched it, the plot sounds kinda retarded
Is that euphemism
2 years to unlock basic wizarding powers...
don't waste it
stay pure
yes, dont talk to them
Happy birthday
Bcs I will forget
no you're so close
show them you have like, a cat or something
Would
you can chase tail all you want once you're able to cast fireball or levitation
bro, from personal experience, just present yourself to a single mother and she'll be more than willing to buy you booze, get you incredibly drunk, and drag you back to her lair
I think those days are behind me yknow, gotta leave the chasing tail to the young men
π€
truth is men peak in their 40s
unfair but true
28 is not old 
cohm on ingerland
bang bang bang
Hang out with 40yo's instant youth comes back
score some facking' goooals
1018 steel?
@oblique spire what do you think?
@solid spire how do you feel about this?
@late scroll is what their saying true?
kill them all πΉ
I've got the most awesome core memories from my school time, playing UT on a 165hz CRT tv
That's not carbonara
someone edited another dudes meme, and it all started π
Shaman
How do you feel about what they were saying?
Do you agree?
I wonβt @ you Bcz Iβll get banned but Iβm sure youβll still see this
beard matters π
you are like a little baby
watch this
Night hiking is awesome
?
Also, real and based
ping falco already coward
Don't ping me then
I need a time machine
What
your ass aint a roman bro
is he gonna be ok
About what @metro was saying
tis but a flesh wound
I don't know what you are talking about because I haven't read anything
Why do you keep calling him falco
π£οΈ RN π£οΈ
i can call him that instead
You may know him by his gaybaby name, but us true old guard know him by his true name
Thus we can controll him
female behavior
Falco what are your thoughts on the industrial revolution and the socioeconomic situation in Azerbaijan
Fuck off alright heβs god what do you want me to do
if you want to be his discord kitten just ask
@grizzled meadow OH YE MERCIFUL LORD, PLEASE BESTOW YOUR GRACE UPON THIS FORLORN SOUL, HE WANTS NAUGHT BUT YOUR VOICE
goin to sleep, bye chat
fair enough
Any single They/Thems?
π

I love my red f40 πππ

@weary kindle is it true you're responsible for /nameme being removed? 
In spam channel? 
He's not he responsible, I already pinged who wanted the thing removed

Nope
who actually was it
Wait so people have been pinging Josta for nothing ? 
hell yeah
each ping results in mute/ban
in the river
since witches would float
i dont believe iedy would remove nameme
It's John Wick
thats just propaganda to make best brainfart mod look bad
It's me
iedy L moment???
personally it would be a w from me, but im the minority
I also bought all of them, so cool
Tan mag spots him
each in white
The last time I pinged @ xx_pussyslayer69jostabeere420_xx I almost lost my discord account


@slate crown
go ahead
Bro know how get attention π
Why would I use "random ready" when the animal username from sync-tube are better
Watch YouTube videos together. Create rooms, manage permissions and chat while watching videos synchronized with your friends!
Nooooo
no mute straight ban
Dude was mentally ill, literally could've picked up the cat on Monday but endangered a bunch of people with his gey shit
too bad euthanasia sessions are held on sunday
Article reads "he believed his missing cat was being held at the facility"
Could've just went in and asked
Also this
Yeah I've read the story, guy was mentally ill
kinda hard to prove if a cat is his. they can't talk. also probably wasn't chipped
||they're not||
Oh right mb sunday is for political opponents
gm chat
NIR camo vs average cordura
hello individual
It just glows in NVGs
Well that's on him then, no excuses to not get the cat chipped or tatted
tatted ?!?!
the mwadi 
who's gonna go lethal company gaming in an hour
where sploinky tat
that's why I wearing only black clothes π
Yep, unfortunately most of that cheap chinesium stuff isn't IR or thermal tested
ancient roman road
I can't remember which company but they sold a powder you could rub into cloth and fabric that made it not spotlight on IR
Hopefully if it's just the bag you can still cover it with a IR poncho
Usually they covered with glass, but this one in wilderness
Dirt, made by Earthβ’
No this stuff was wash and rain proof
I'll try and find it can't remember what it was called
fake
Cool aid instead
Oh shit
#ceilingchallenge
π 7
i don't get it
#psychonauts2 #shorts #minamoon
the iron dome took down santa
Nota horse
Nota sane man
Not|| washed yourself in ||a|| decade||
coming back to snipers theme π
frog
quiet at home
Maybe with tongue?
only with an insane hair trigger maybe
the guy in the image was a nugget i think. no arms or legs
from triplex's screenshots, yeah
what a lucky guess
drivers for Radeon π
LMAO
looks holy
ah yes dying light 2
dying light 2 was an interesting game
it was good
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BING BONG
I think mechanically i enjoyed 2 more. having agency over the ending is always a bonus too
Both good, but in different ways. DL 1 was zombie game with parkour,
DL 2 was parkour game with zombies.
the safe house allocation was an interesting way to do the faction dynamics
Interesting but half assed
the rivalry between survivors and the popo was a bit half baked
i personally didn't like the complete removal of firearms
You could get a shotgun
I think they figured out in the first game that gunplay was a weakpoint
the only ranged weapon i got in my playthrough was the peacekeeper crossbow
I passed DL one on nightmare difficulty
hello people of brainfart
today i must ask all of you to change your name to something mocking jostabeere
and change the pfp to his
what does what the scallop meme means
you can use this to mimic his name
dont forget to save your own pfp to not lose it!
Falco
Italian man
Need some Italian person advice
Best way to use moka pot 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_DErmhdYs live recration
except he shoots what
12 people
18
damn
...what do you mean
You make coffee with it
not for today, unfortunately 
Fuck I know what this is but I don't remember the name
Fair enough
Yes + ||rubber bullets...||
what do you mean rubber bullets
Yeah but I noticed it was brewing very bitter, Iβve heard there a bit finicky to get correct tho
Impossible to make a spoiler around here
Brewing very bitter = ??? 
i already goolged it
Falco getting bulldozed over his spoilers moment
Do you mean it came out badly? Did it take a long time to brew?
if you don't want bitter coffee, try to not brew it for too long for too hot of a temperature. or use better, not burnt coffee beans
yeah bro protagonists dont kill
And I'm still playing the game, that's the only thing I know
proceeds to shoot an rpg at helicopter

yeah bro the pilot just magically teleported to safe place
Bro that's fucking old what are you doing
alright bet
get more people tho
@glad carbon
Nah not today, trying to play valheim
valheim is nice
but if yo dont get the portal mod its so fucking painful
i cant understand swimming for 2 hours to get your metal back
that whore must have stolen my money
lmao that had slurs in it
lethal co
the what
Simply don't die and lose your stuff

????????? why valheim
have fun swimming for 2 hours to get the metal back to base
oh nvm

It's called enjoying the atmosphere
The closest video game equivalent to touching grass, something most of us lack
wait aldouriend is still a mod
Always has been
damn he has been dead for a year
Also correct
Is it safe here
Define safe
nope, hide
There are a few things I need to say
@uncut obsidian where did he go
We're probably not recording and screenshotting everything, go ahead
why are you so paranoid
Your loss, half of them don't care
you arent important enough to be kept track of
Really
doesnt change the point, you are still swimming for 2 hours in a similar setting
Youβd be surprised
Make a boat

Don't know don't care, haven't even gotten to the point of needing portals to begin with, let alone giant boats
Small base near black forest with ore smelting is good enough
have you played the game before
warcrimes edition)
writing a book apparently
No, I'm clearly a CIA spy waiting for you to slip up

well
may swamps be good for you
I know they aren't
Yeah good luck pinging him about it
i tried
@uncut obsidian Speaking of which is there some sort of rule against having this kinda name to avoid being pingable or something
they look eatable
should it really be
half the server has a ! in before the name
Josta would've been banned already
Please do


you can't put those symbols in your discord tag anyways
He was better when he wasn't a mod
which josta tho we have to many
The main one
turn into a josta
the modsta
cmon
HOP ON LETHAL COMPANY!!
Josta's excuse is he can be pinged cause his original name is still josta
sure
All he did was a font change
Are you gonna talk or what
Meanwhile good luck fucking pinging this mess
no, he can be pinged because his discord tag has "josta" in it
no his original name is @ xx_pussyslayer69jostabeere420_xx
That's what I said?
yes?

you can still ping because i have josta in my name
and you can't put those symbols in your discord tag, or "original name" as you say
Idk man it's late and I can't find anyone to play funny viking game
are we doing it or not
yes
πππ
@uncut obsidian im waiting
@river zealot @glad carbon do you have the steam version or the "free" version
steam
i sail the high seas

@glad carbon check dm
@swift scarab choose for me
LaLaLand (never watched) or movie I already watched a bunch of time
how about you join us in lethal company
A movie
2:26
Watch Space Jam
what?
Already watched 300 times
what type of game is lethal company?
so what its 3 am in ukrain
im playin
grow some balls falco
I can't talk
My keyboard is loud
its more fun this way
alright for ingame reasons you will be completely mute
Bassboosted key sounds reveal when
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ymfah doing it again
Can't wait for the actual video
:DDDD
@river zealot @glad carbon open le gaem
its open

π let's π fucking π burn π her π
But is the za?
?
???
Is the za loud?
is ur za loud
@uncut obsidian i say leave
not enough money
we have quota
we have quota
The za, is it loud?
TYPING
i saw 540 when i scanned
I DON'T KNOW
YOU FOOL
I get keyboard but what about your za
are you smoking loud
How loud?
What about my za
how hungry
What is the za
the za
How loud?
The zaza?
Like can you hear it down the hallway?
smoking loud za
I don't smoke zaza
Hmm
Why I can't react to messages?
!1984
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We spent 9 months creating the most accurate Egyptian mummy that has been made in at least 2000 years.
I watched full 40min video 
@uncut obsidian where did you neck go little guy
kys
told you to look behind you 
yeah i did
right when it was snapping my neck
i did look behind me, but it was behind me + on the right 
@placid sail the helmet reminded me of your pfp

ITS NOT A PNG
LIAR
nice jpg
"it's not a png" meanwhile the image has transparency
ZAYUM he got the Js on wit the school unifrom
it was a telegram problem
smart as hell
you also didnt know the transparency thing
and if you did then it was brain problem for a second
what again?
jpgs have to have every pixel filled with a color, cant be left blank
so no transparent backgrounds for jpgs
it said it was a png
i sent it to telegram
it had a white background
i said it in chat
checked the image
it had transparanet background
fixed the telegram problem
tbf png takes more space than jpg
telegram probably doesnt want png to freeload their servers
meanwhile some ppl already using discord to store their entire drive backups lmao
if you compress a png in telegram it destroys the background for some reason
that was the problem
they probably convert it to jpg then force edit the name to png 
"guys we SWEAR its a png just dont look at the file"
people who make fake png should be punishable by death

Did they force you to change your nick 
No?
Alr who wants to teach me how to play lethal company
@uncut obsidian look at this little one, little one
He's not gonna play with me
Nota it's time to let go of your prejudice and play LC with the femboy
Then ditch his ass the first time you see a bracken
i was fine with him before
but a thing about him changed and i just noticed it
Something vad
i dont know if i can play with him anymore
Normally that's my job
One moment you're fine the next moment your buddy shrieks into the mic and goes silent then you turn around and there's a flashlight on the floor and a trail of blood puddles
i saw his body just follow the red dot on the radar

It isn't showing up on mobile 
It's too warm in my room
The fucking GASP
You don't have to sell me on the game I already bought it an hour ago 

Idk how I couldn't see anything
They are roasting me for not even making it in the building

So sneepy
I swear to god
Fucking AAAAAAAAAA
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it also says you can't get tattoos or mix different fabrics, or multiple types of seeds/plants
No
also NO
that's just as bad, we just need to take over the oil in the middle east like we keep doing every three decades
use that oil for our mcdeez fries and KFC
π
fart brain
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929841657959047249/1179075900692766770/WEBM_-_mushroom_season.mp4 every hour i spend alive, whatever powers that be tempt me to introduce my tongue to the taste of buckshot
do not FONDLE THE MUSHROOMS
try and stop me
me if i was in the last of us
you are the mushroom
yessss
the fun guy
the fungussy
jinkus....pinkus...
:3
mwadi reference
thats enough internet for the night i guess
sexual harassment
More like asexual harassment

Just a little fungus humor for all my fungi freaks out there
i really wanted to make a fungus joke but i couldnt come up with anything π
i shouldn't have skipped biology
Well, there you go
Now you have one in your arsenal
Jaboopy back at it again

I FORGOT YOU HAVE THAT FUCKING LMAO
"Jaboopy"
im fucking DYING rn
Weezer
I just got lethal company today
she isn't a cannibalistic insane sentient swarm of botflies
this isn't the best day of my life
Balkini bottom gotta have streets like GTA
Is it really Grand Theft Auto when all the cars are already stolen?

Legendary putrid glowing one is my nickname for my penids!!!
That's a health hazard right there
How you like it when sock is on other toe !!
you...you could have just saved the gif...now it's a video...
mine is "the mystery"
I cannot for the life of me find the first one
And I need to find what kind of firework it is
@uncut obsidian I missed the LC gaming didn't I?
Looks like a regular rocket/firework that wasn't packed right.
Yeah by like 4 hours
I WAS AT WORK! 
Man i had to walk 4 kilometres in 12 hours
And i sit at home all day
I dont think i walked over a kilometer for a year now maybe
Probably 2 years actually
Yikes
Legs hurt
I walk like, a mile a day, just in my daily activites
oh my fucking god
Why did you walk 4 kilometers in 12 hours
rip
Father got ill so he cant drive
Ah gotcha
Man, I might just be weird, but walking/hiking/running is really fun to me
Eh i would walk the city more if i lived closer
I don't feel like walking a kilometer just to get to the city
not really, we'll game some more
is this because of some medical condition or just because you're lazy
Lazy
Damn
And here I am, hiking the Grand Canyon
Yeah what will you do
I walked way more before the situation you can't say happened in my country that is located in eastern Europe
But uh online classes
No need to leave my comfy lil room
I once did 15.39 miles in 6 hours hiking the south rim of the Grand Canyon. That place is unreal. It's nothing but open space for miles. A giant pit.
that's unhealthy as fuck
i never needed to go cycling for 35km daily when I lived in Khabarovsk
but yet I did
Imma say it. You've been conditioned 
Because it's good for my health
Damn Madi, that's crazy cool
Not even being sarcastic
That's just good self care
Wait why tf were you in Khabarovsk?
idk maybe because i was born there
Ooh

How interesting lol
Muhosranks
I didn't know
GO DO SOME FUCKING CARDIO
Wow, right there next to Japan and NK. That's pretty cool
Money, drugs, pussy, discord
No
I love and hate making money
Leg hurty
Fatass
Later then lol
Hopefully never
Winded after half a flight of stairs mfer
I need to actually put on weight. I'm technically underweight
Man i gotta walk a kilometer
The thing is
The whole city is on a fucking slope
One whole kilometer π
Walking uphill is hard
Wow so brave
Up hill does suck
Doing it at 6000 ft makes you feel like your super out of shape
Did that about 2 weeks ago
Pnw headass
I would literally die in the pnw
Buy a bike 
One way type shit
I just feckin woke up
I live on the bottom of the hill
Bikes are good
See you in the evening
Wish it were more accessable were I live
But if it were I'd be a lot closer to people
Gn frien
And I don't want that
Afrika?
Missouri 
Even worse
America
Afrika but it snows
Nah, Arizona. Along the Sierra Madre
Shit is made out of cars
Would never live in the PNW
PeNsylWania?
Pacific Northwest. Like, Oregan and Washington
Pacific north west, think oregan mountains n studf
High altitude mfers
Oh
Yeah, high altitude sucks for weather, but it's good for endurance training
And i thought croatia sucks.
No oxygen 
20 mile hike in pmw can't wait to die
Fuck you
Literally. Thinner atmosphere moment
Good humor, huh? 40 pushups.
I did a 15.5 mile hike along the south rim of the Grand Canyon a year or two back. Good times, till we hit the uphill portion. That SUCKED
Maybe i should do 40 pushups
Do like, 4 sets of 10
Shapiro woke up
Terrifying










