#๐ชbruh-fart
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Iโd get 1984โd if I posted them here
i am in the process of becoming an industrial mechanic and then a further engineer
i am going to go insane
Coward
Cs engy here
It's hell
Like it was yesterday 
Cs as in computer science?
looking forward to absolutely losing my shit
Yar
How do you compare a cs engineer to an actual engineer lmao
Alright go fuck yourself
That would be like me saying "yeah it's rough out here for us engies.. I'm a cybersecurity engineer"
I went to college for 6 years mfer fuck you 
Same
im gonna be out in the field engineering shit n shit
israel psy op
I have a masters I deserve the title 
wait till hamas releases their psyop
I'm going to use it
Master Nota ๐ซก
X95 advertisement?
Skill issue
moister
My university just released a masters program for my major
Those are future

Bullpup your cock and balls
They already are
it already is bullpupped

High capacity balls ong
Im calling cheese firm milk from now on
i got quick reload balls
Prostate = magazine, balls = chamber, cock = barrel
Shit, this guys onto something


That front ejection port is crazy ๐
the prostate is the trigger action and the balls are the magazine
Caseless ammunition
Dude I need me the quick reload upgrade
No need for an ejection port

For full auto you just gotta message your [redacted]
12g barrel, no magazine 
BALListics
Holy shit... you're right..
Just pre-stack everything in the tube 
Blunderbuss cock
muzzle loader
Do NOT use a ramrod
don't tell me what to do
i clean my barrel regularily
Mobile connection not good enough to load my favorited gifs
Friendly reminder to re-oil your cock&balls regularly
You don't want ball rust
With WD-40
Don't put anything in my tube
Or my magazine

Honey its time for your bi-annual bore snaking
You don't have a choice Nota you gotta keep clean
i have a bayonet and tactical light on mine

Weakspot damage
Where is the L85
I installed a LN-G2 on top so I don't have to turn on the lights at night

God damn, that height over bore goes crazy
Bullpups in general ๐คข
@toxic sundial CAUGHT RED HANDED YOU CUCK
That's crazy
No
Photo editing has come. A Long way
Ai generated
๐๐๐
I think the AR platform is the peak of modularity
I don't get why people don't like AI art, I can literally be Eric Andre and ask for a picture of this guy's balls
Anything with rails is peak modularity
Bullpups feel like a step back for not much benefit
Almost like that's what it was designed for
My favorite AR's is SR-25, BRN-18 and LR300
Lr300 lmao
Eh, milspec rifles tend to be built economically
If I had to pick a favorite AR it would be a consumer grade M16
20 incher on it, quad rail
But mdrx micron still shorter, even if compare to other guns with folding stock
I like pretending I have absolutely no concept of euro geography
"yeah idk where Belgium is but it's probably not important"
Australia and Austria are not same ๐คซ
I used to think an ACOG would be great to have but now I think a HAMR or a SpectreDR would be my sight of choice
bullpups ๐คค
20" mdrx and svu
It's December 1st 
20 INCHES MADIREX ???????
i will unbullpup your aug
I'll take the SVU, already got 5.56 covered with me AR
Nah
Super-duper wounderwaffle
Is that the CQBSS from stalker gamma
It's good, about the same as the spectre
No
I prefer the spectres massive eyehole
It's antimatter industries switch scope
boring, unbullpup the FAMAS instead
how about you un-french the FAMAS
that's some real shit
I will personally shoot you with a FAMAS
honeslt spectre would probably be my first choice
with an rmr on top
He'll yea
:3
Sauce?
i wonder what would happen if you put something like ะัะถ era on like an exoskeleton
exo has a lot of armour
he got that tonk playte drip
It would be great at keeping the exoskeleton intact when hit by anti-tank rockets
I forgor, aren't all those things little mini satchel charges that bounce shit in the other direction?
:3
pretty much
The exo would be safe, can't say the user would be
Sitting on the tonk must be a very fun and not stressful experience
first of da month, time to write my last check of the year
back to the age of sail
Fucking SAIL POWERED
TO THE GRAND LINE
the thing is isnt it directed
towards one side
Yeah
how far away from the body does it has to be for you not to take any damage
I love how these headlines are always labelled for complete fucking retard zoomers who have no concept of anything beyond modern day shit
But it's a rocket and a satchel charge exploding on one side of a human body
So instead of calling them sails, it's "parachute wind catchers" and shit
on tanks i think its like a santimeter away
going back to the age of sail is going to kill international shipping

Good
Some things were not meant to be shipped
but but muh carbon emmisions
The shockwave alone from two large explosives detonating within 5 feet of you is gonna do some dmg
If they had the same steel technologies that we do, could they actually make giant metal ships with sails and shit?
Can WE even do that?
no one will care about carbon emissions when their comfy consoomer lifestyle is affected by, what, year long ship times from China?
true, but you are in an exo, would era stopping .50 do more or less damage than just a plain bullet
At some point b o a t becomes so heavy it cannot use sail, right? That's the reason we even use fuel in the first place?
his armor looks like its made of ERA blocks
Idk enough about era to comment on its effect on bullets but I think it only works on rockets and missiles
And tank shells
Sauce meaning what game is it from
There's a cod operator that's covered in ERA bricks
Oh, haven't seen the new trailer yet
Alex are u still Gooning off in div 2
tank era something like contact 1/5 woudlnt explode from a small bullet impact, but perhaps if hypothize that you changed it in the way it does
Finish wony yet?
The exo and the outfit under it would not do anything to mitigate shockwave forces
we finished wony yes, havent played with samantha in 2 days doe
So your body will still get that force
I'd be down to trio tomorrow
On my cod grind tonite
Same reason why body armor doesn't keep you uninjured, just keeps you from having a bullet hole
Gotta finish this battle pass for the free cod points
You'll have a bruise if you get shot on your body armor afaik
Ok
of course the guy with the furry pfp is a brainrotted degenerate
his name is yifolex bro
shouldve been banned for that name alone
damn you kids and your recycle emojis
im not young enough to keep up anymore
song name pls
i wanna see
Why is it called brainfart and not brainscorch

About to get super hydrated with that polish water
because no stalker allowed in here
skill issue
Cheap ass shit
Yea it's more than alright for the price
Nah I hate it
I hate you 
alright get in vc
Feelings mutual
METIN????
the metin 2 grind never stops
hunchback from notre dam
LET'S GOOO
METIN COAIE IN 2024
@eager igloo cmon get in vc
Patience is virtue

He's playing minecraft
yeah he is debil
Youuu're the debil in disguise 
FATHER OF LIES
No mic sorry ๐ญ
Too lazy to log my alt on the phone
Nice nick 
thank you thank you
im sure yiffolex isn't a coomer brainrot degen

The only lie I see is you not coming to stream the brain scorcher
brb
alright im back

Just hop on voice to break the awkward silence in the channel
Pc issue, some of the parts are 10 years old
i feel like im getting blue balled rn
fr
Ain't gonna do that, no talkie 

dang
It's like those 12hours eurotruck steams with realistic dashboards
Idk how they do it
But to be fair they prob earn more streaming it than actual truckers
its like you are a real trucker but you get less money
Reckon they make less ?
and crashing actually kills you
i mean
how much is trucker getting paid for one race
whatever the fuck is the name
3k?
No game sound ? 
@eager igloo stream gamma instead of screen
Ig it depends on the employer but mostly distance and/or time ?
You don't see the game?
We do, but no sound
Ah
Are you screen sharing or streaming app
I have to wait 2-3 hours in the car waiting for a family member to get their MRI done, what the fuck am I gonna do brainfart
Martin is losing his grip on reality
tell them you are taking a walk, and then take a walk
I can try reloading
Start a illegal fighting ring on the parking, medical staff is already nearby plus you can make cash to pay the MRI
True...
Huh weird, are you running fullscreen or windowed ?
@stone blade
Fullsceen
okay fixed
no he's been going for 20
he restarted the stream after 12 to save the VOD that's why it says stream 2
this makes it worse

F
F
They changed that lol
@eager igloo flashlight doesnt work in labs
you have to use nvgs
or chem sticks
chemlights
Super dimmed nvgs ye
There was only bloodsuckers there last time
beautiful name
Yeh I know
whast with everyone commenting my name
Fuef Josta?
fuck josta
They can have burger town, they can never take tomato town
Yo
Whomst is/was Josta?
When tf do I replace my thermal paste
Now
after a year or so
of the first time you apply it
usually you don't need to unless you notice thermal degradation
or you're swapping cpu coolers
urzikstan aint russian
I haven't swapped my thermal paste since I assembled this fucking thing
the moderator that cried about /nameme and so they banned it
it's not gonna hurt anything, it's just that the paste sometimes dries out and becomes less conductive
wahhh its so hard to track users when they change their name with /nameme
What the fuck, random name no longer works?
Fuckng wack
Fuck Josta
Thought that nade got in the room 
moderator not realizing you can just note people
Good to know, I picked the parts for my first ever pc so I just wanted to know how offen I should replace ect
Typical stalker squad
Alr
eternal empire, would never collapse
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Discord Lin...
Brb
Yay
I wish stalker was real
I wanna see that shit on news
Longer break after all gents
Other way around, moron.
Tonight.
You.
(Thunder sfx)
alrighto
i hate locusts
little rat mechs
we hate you too
Thigh highs for life
real
me fr
eh... The dress was better
True
I said not to @ me
why memeg so horni for josta all of a sudden?
@

Welding is such a skill based and yet brain dead blue collar work
I love being a welder 
EXACTLY
You'll find that any blue collar worker has more wisdom then any stick-up-his-ass desk jockey
If I had to work white collar corpo still I'd prolly resign fightclub style
ar-180 in minecraft
If I had to work in an office and just write emails and reports
I'd honestly consider suicide
You don't
The fuck is wrong with you

Nope, everyone
I don't mind 
Itโs my version ๐๐
Other way around tbh
YOU'RE BACK!
First comes the night
Latex is for chumps
p!alex
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yeah
Leather tho...
Hate to say I missed ya
Nvm
we working towards a sex based economy here
Turtleneck sweaters and decent jeans
Sorry fella but less is more
Real
brainfart started slacking since ive been gone
Based actually
Trad wife dress style?
A bit, yeah
Darn, no command for you TO1
you arent important enough to have your own command
Trad wife is fucking frilly 1950's dresses and those victorian era constrictors to make women look less fat ๐คฎ
alex is a special command made because im such a nuisance
lifting stability socks
Nah, that's Victorian. Trad is just simple dresses or skirts
This is still good tho lol
And I made the meme for it 
fr
Tbh It's also the season. I cannot think of anything skimpy or saucy (women's clothing) rn, it's too fucking ๐ฅถ
Bitch ass lmao
@sage otter @river zealot Am back
Are you mad?
what
I think that super skimpy is just whore dressing, but if you are just showing a little skin, like shoulders, collarbone, maybe some chevage, that's fine and dandy
You straight up just @ 'd somebody on accident lmao
you think I pinged josta dont you
They have certain kinds of sweaters where they reveal the back, shit like that. Maybe that slides into "whore dressing" but on a summer I could accept that. Winter, though? Nahhhhhhh.
Winters is bundle up and cuddle up season
Everything I do is intentional
Here in AZ it doesn't get too cold tho

same
Metro, what are you training for
shit dude that's almost like a cartel execution video
fuck them rats
Is this a virus?
to look like a god
"Target neutralized, time to snack"
You see the game?
Nvm, I thought you @โd the real @ xx_pussyslayer69jostabeere420_xx
yeah
Got scared for a second
1: Yes, today is always a good motto
2: WTF is that animation
Okay, dsc shows some weird shit
no its just malware
Load bearing comma of "Dog, pussy is the best"

I make my own fictional women to be attracted to
this fucking companion is blinding me
@eager igloo i saved everytime i did a kill in BS
...you draw or are you just schizophrenic?
tell him to go stealth
...Why not both?
I actually want to doodle but I'm too procrastination
heโs procrastination
feel that
making up your own personal waifu is pretty based ngl
Being schizophrenic is like owning a project car
hoow t o fixin g vodka gramr?
Gotta fine tweak your waifu to just the exact way you like it
huh
it hink t ithin kmonm nknows im gdrnk
can't believe I considered invictus once
how do you even go through alla that on invictus
I bought a block of Gouda cheese ate a quarter of it, cut the rest into squares and put it in the fridge. Two hours after I find that my sister ate ALL of it by herself
No๐
you have to cool your body off real low, that way you'll burn incredible amounts of calories and all that booze goes away in a 1/10th of the time
take a nap outside, preferably in the snow
It'll keep your from freezing while still cooling you enough
I'm gonna burn a fat one - cheers.
U can hlp me bby๐๐ ๐๐#UWU# lul ๐ฑ๐ปโญ๐ซฐ๐๐ฅบ
@eager igloo use morphine
hoe anite
what for
Yeah
I hope there wont be any on the way back
i actually dont remember
@eager igloo use ap if you can, almost all the monolithians have good armour
Last time I was there was in standard Anomaly
dont forget to loot because all of them are high rank
yeah thats what i meant
fuck that
Might be considered nudity my guy
ok sisyphus
Nah itโs on YouTube so it should be good
I dont have a lot of AP
@copper token me to u lol ๐ฅฐ
I could send a YouTube video that disproves this
Hope your fiance :3's you every day
They do indeed
:3
yes please :3 :3 :3 :3
Need this
A fucking legend at the end
cmon you almost made it
Ik
gf touching your head instantly dissolved built up trauma from being touch starved for a decade 
gonna treat myself to some fentanyl
me when I've never been in a relationship 
I'm gonna get there

fuck me Im gonna run out of time
dw, I've been happily single until 30+
i had to redo it completely the first time because i ran out of time
and that was when the timer was slower
smaller*
7 minutes i think?
people named โgonna run out of time โ๐
Need to pin this shit right here
I'm broke as a joke rn so yeah its probably for the best lol
This happened to you?
๐ฑ
fucking FOV changed
(It was one of his fake schizophrenic gfs in his head)
@stone blade
it's worth it to get your first set of powers. Everything else is just for bragging rights
can't make it can't make it
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
PLEASE
Im losing my mind
commercial break
I feel a watery shit coming but I still want to complete my workout. Please pray for my sphincter to hold 
don't have your squat plug in?

is it leg day
as always, yes
youโll be fine
restart
I die less often in DS

gimme a sec I need to look at something else
the worst part about leg day isnโt even leg day itโs the day after
Last time I was in brain scorcher was in 'vanilla' Anomaly
So there were like 2 bloodsuckers there in terms of enemies
And once you disabled it you got flooded with Monos
Which was dumb, that makes much more sense
i forget is diives allowed in this channel 
BS is a nightmare if you aren't geared up with tons of ammo
I was
Look
Shouldnt take shotgun I guess
Iโm going to tell you something very important @just a bear
kinda worthless
Itโs a suck or get sucked world we live in
AP slugs are alright ish
i got these sugared dried dates from the asian store and they're nice. kinda weird though. it's like a plum without the flavor, and dry
ok Im ready
@eager igloo i head that click 
Also my sound is fucked
congrats
no, Im streaming and dsc is lowering games volume
How do people get the gambler role
This is pseudo bait but one thing jet has going for it is S P E E D
By which I mean it's not actually agitating but it is designed to get the neurons firing
It's just enough XP for me to level up
FUCK
im an A, easily
I'm B tbh
Microwave go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Very warm
can i be both
B
Jinkusโฆ. Plinkus
old news
i like doing it... just to see...
I'm trying
The hoard bug raises a good bargain... if you could understood them
I wanted to make a lethal company animation, because it's a silly game
.
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Love NCS
Wonderful art and memes
Fuck is this?
dont ask me
This doesnโt go here just so you know
No stalker related things
Only brain farting is allowed
well i dont need help or support or whatever, just thought it would be an appropriate shitpost
shut up and watch me fuck up BS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Once they are idle and the other time they all know where I am
@eager igloo use morphine if you didnt yet, one is enough for the whole BS
Is that fucking markiplier??
Hey Italian, look'a diss
nah
Yes
Lmao
Marmkiplyer
no its burning markiplier
Dead markiplier
It's Burniplier
Will you stop talking to my girl?
Sheogorath getting burned
@half gazelle leave my partner alone pls
Lucifer Morningstar after defying God
That was crazy lol
Alright nvm I canโt do it Iโm sorry
@eager igloo i have to go, i might get on later
I flirt with anyone and everyone, this is the consequences of having me around.
Can't commit to the bit? Sad
SUFFER

I am the flirt
also only if theyโre comfy with it
because it doesnt exist
But also who is this โpartnerโ
I know its embarasing
Brother, check my chat logs, literally talking to a woman currently
I have not shit myself during my work out
I repeat; I have not shit myself during my work out

airhead mystery flavor
fps is the same as always actually
My favorite gender
golly gee willikers ๐
the worst thing are those fucking nvgs turning off every time
not the little mermaid 
He wanted Ariel so bad
isn't she like 16
maybe I should resort to slugs
๐
He know who they are
your honor that was me in the past i've changed, I swear
Real asf thatโs why I just switched sides tbh
lads i need your opinions
I have not changed. I am still Coocoo for redheads. Just not the underaged ones now
game crashed
im making a new exile meme of the lebron james all of the lights, what should it say 
box fr
I'm a man who likes redheads and I will not be judged for it
Redheads are either the most attractive people or not
Yes you will

tf you mean focus for real
Atp just date a man bro
I have some weird weakness for blondes
Pretty much the same thing
"Smashing darling, simply smashing"
I have a horrid weakness for scottish/irish redheads
I honestly prefer dark and curly hair
It's all about who the person is, but I mean...red, curly hair just does it for me

But it's always straight haired blondes that truly get me
you like brits you wierdo
You're British, Scots and Irish are better 
Scot and irish are british pal 
for me it's just w/e my women is doing with her hair, I've mutated into a simp fully dedicated to worship 
Naw, they're Anglo Saxon. Brits are different, and worse
Still brits 
And you can only kinda call them Brits cause you invaded their countries 
not my problem
And then lost to the Irish later so... 
Understandable
see what happens in the future, ireland was like our vietnam
mine just recently got a clean shave 
bald people can be hot
I like what they're doing rn. Taking a stand for the sanctity of their country, but that's getting political, so I'll just say I like Irish/Scottish redheads and leave it there
I want to send her this
she shaved her beard?
I have a bald head too
Honestly man
What the fuck is wrong with you?
did you know sweat is urine
What's wrong with you?
Yeah but heโs rich so it doesnโt matter tbh
Nah man long hair is a must
yeah. before she had blonde corn rows type
Real shit? ๐
If you ain't balding, you should have long hair
I wonder if she grows out a natural afro at some point but I'm too white to bring it up 
Long hair is the sex
the hair depends on face shape imo
Calm down
me adapting to the market to make myself more buyable
Your levels are rising
why?
"Childbearing hips acquired, initiating unzip protocol"
Long hair is the sex

Long, Curly, Red hair is just
'
I love it especially when they have a pulse

Need me a fit chick again. I had one and she was great
Dude, you struck gold with that, shit
long hair for her to grab, throw my head back, and spit in my mouth
Damn
NP has...desires...
bro knows what he wants
i want to be aggressively wanted
preferably without being sexually assaulted again
Like @leanbeefpatty
Reasonable
||Consentual assault lmao||
the goods that you gave up on tho
CNC
These things happen. But at least you got to experience a person like her
why @ her like she'd be here 
Lol
Real shit?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
Bro
Oooooooo leanbeefpatty is just 
my gf once hit me with a "you look like a slab of fuckable meat" and it lowkey broke my brain
she even did the adam smasher voice
Did you guys are getting girls
I knew one of those. Didn't know they could hide such freakiness
I get women
Omfg
https://palmettostatearmory.com/romanian-lead-core-fmj-7-62x39mm-spam-can-700-rounds.html
someone get me a christmas present
Dude
Man, that's pretty cool
@final cedar I thought you were the only one man but youโre not
Price Per Round $0.57
wtf is wrong with ammo prices atm
ok fps improved after all
a real masculine figure like myself has sex with men not because he's gay but because testosterone is manly
Canโt believe you mother fuckers are in here getting pussy wtf is that about

I didn't even try, every time I've pulled, it's just been my aura attracting women
but the sound is still weird
I've done my time playing monk, only started dating once I became NEET

it's cause im in the US and it has an import ban on russian calibers right now
No, and it's gonna get worse
what does NEET mean? not employed?
Sheโs here in my head (shitschopbrenic)
not in education employment or training i think
Wonderful
neet is just a slick way of saying a bum
girls like a broke man
MF LITERALLY PHASED THRU WALL
AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Call me retarded but I change my shooting habbits with whatever ammo I can get for cheap in bulk
prior to buying a revolver I found a deal on brazilian 357 Magnum and decided why not
Never had that, thatโs cool though that you got to see that







wtf is wrong with ammo prices atm