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sadj
you enjoy salty sticks
fucking GMT+50years
why is the mascot a panda
ye
idfk
on the other one its a random bunny
I think its because of the kids
You're headed to: 220-Assurance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdtBLD8Lbg
http://wiki.tf/Rocket_Jump_Waltz
Audio was created and is owned by Valve Corporation.
the loading screen always says "You're headed to: {Map Name}"
@devout hull also don't kick Cloakey, another guy from #ββgeneral-offtopic
i cant believe this
Why?
because tf2 is such an easy-going, fun, easy-to-play game
it was included in the orange box, and also eventually just became free-to-play
i mean it was just ubiquitous for a good while
to each their own
π€
i like a wide range of games so i easily fell into the category of people that love(d) tf2
classic
Just dont wear shorts. Ez
π€ I mean that can be considered public indecency

use this image as a free response to some fuckhead
When you staring at the ritz crackers and cheddar cheese in the fridge after work
y e s
eh
just shove the whole sleeve down throat
power throat that bish
@mint mist found another you
biblically accurate borzoi
still need one more?
Definately still racist
team full rn
we would have wiped them out before the 1800s
We can barely get other asians to like each other
What the fuck is that. Why is the cheese not melted
my brother in christ that is a double meatloaf sandwich on burger buns with colby jack cheese
dream food
The bun aint even toasted
Meat is mixed with rice and rolled in cooked cabbage
Oh so its fucking wet too
That's what "goΕΔ bek" is
Absolute hellscape item
that would be steaming hot in my culture ngl
not whatever lackluster temperature that is
MY CULTURE
attaboy, eat up
Look at how thick the pickle slices are
BIG dinner
bro why
why does that exist
And they put it on the BOTTOM
big dinner
iβm american and thatβs excessive idc
You bake it and drown in tomato sauce
nah big dinner
It's brilliant
why does it look so cold tho, and why colby jack cheese
Though I prefer it with mushrooms instead of meat
i think a nice complex white cheese would go stupid hard on it
thatβs more like it, donut bun triple patty
the luther
My flexitarian instincts are kicking in
i can attest, it is super good
like... a burger with kimchi on it?
that does sound pretty based
but thatβs just because kimchi with any beef is 
It's served warm. No cheese

That's really your biggest problem with it?
kimchi is just amazing by itself
putting it with beef is next level
i love kimchi with steak
me and the gf go to kbbq a lot and make like mini steak sandwiches with kimchi when we go
Idk I prefer regular sauerkraut
shit is ridiculously good
Korean bbq burger with kimchi slaw
kimchi and sauerkraut are not mutually exclusive
i like both for different occasions
give immediately
sauerkraut goes on any and all rye bread or sausage-based finger foods
kimchi goes with lots of things i'm sure but i wasnt able to find out because i ate it all with steak
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depends where you are
honestly i have pre-shaped frozen patties in the freeza rn
but i assume ground beef is cheaper
Not super expensive but definitely more than alternatives
alternatives to ground beef? you mean like buying cuts and grinding them yourself?
Man i wish we had the space for a deli slicer
As in other meats or substitutes
My gf is vegetarian so I don't eat a lot of meat
My condolences.
you dont substitute other meats in a burger patty, hoss
I like it qctually
pussy whipped (jk)
Im not vegetarian, f off
so sad π₯
Just fuckin around lol. Hopefully its not enforced on you as well
Dad fucked up, married stepmom that had celiacs.
Nah Im too lazy to cook twice
Imagine living in the south, then suddenly being deprived of any and all flour/grain products suddenly.
Damn
I do not miss that shit one bit
Gluten free versions exist
Birthday cakes? Ruined. Gravy? Gone. Pancakes? Gone. Roux? Undoable
Trust me. The only good gluten free product is brownies
And turning the bread into toast.
Nah no one got the time for that.
It's easy af, easier than with flour
The worst part? Id catch her at wendys 
Plus not like i had a choice growing up in their house
What's about wendys
i was gonna use the clientside editing abilities in the inspect element menu thing to make this say "Hip Nude Model Update" and change it to "2,498 Interested" but i just found out that inspect element has been disabled
and i cant be fucked to turn it back on for a meme 
They don't serve gluten free items nor do they have the prep areas for it at wendys.
I don't think any fast food here does
She was getting that biggie bag, then making a fuss about muh celiacs when she got home. Only way i caught her was driving to work
And i pulled up behind her bc i wanted food and saw her car.
@wraith osprey lethal company gaming wanna?
yes
do you have the steam or the "free" version

Man, don't you have lectures or sth
free
ight
Banned for piracy
π΄ββ οΈ
β οΈ
promoted to captain
sailing the 7 seas plundering the booty
Sent to the gallows
v40 ?
ofc
π
have fun having a hidden keylogger/bitcoin miner
true
qbtorrent 
i'm bored
if legit games are gonna have them why not get them in your plunder too
what do i play
true, true
wh40k darktide

FEDDY FABZEAR?
have fun playing with denuvo lagging your game 
no. wh40k darktide.
REAL Tho
I just torrent music anymore
or ebooks
and textbooks
real
i prefer ableton πͺ
all i know is everyone says you need ableton live for direct monitoring
and since i use my PC as my amp for my electric guitar i needed direct monitoring
I have a jank setup, using crappy cheapo usb audio interface
which is like a headset ciruit they stuck a quarter inch jack to it
which ended up being like a $1000 value
@wraith osprey add me on steam, linked to my discord
i feel your pain, i didnt have an interface till i got a scarlett solo a month or so back
anyone else wanna go lethal company gaming? there's 3 of us
I was gonna get the genernic one
but shits going on atm
so that's on hold
cyber monday?
I still want freddy fazbear as a model in arma so i can fly around in afghanistan with him strapped to the bottom of a hind playing just the two of us
i bet a solo is discounted
drama
we can make it if we try
ju-ust the two of us
real
I am honestly suprirsed that there isn't a model of him in arma as a mod already
Whats your mod list?
death.
a shit load of mods
asking an arma player what his free-roam singleplayer fucking around mod list is
yes
are you looking to get a schizophrenic 5-page long HTML document
Yes
yes

idk
!delight
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Same
and idk
I require dopamine
ni hao π¨π³
ching chang hon chi
i can't fucking host tho
He said the line guys
fucking cellphone network is big doodoo
Madi and someone else died to the first room.
F

ew
c u rt s e d
Its too early for more caffiene
So happy i get to pickup my monkey pills today
funky monkey
the good ending
hoes be like: i'm tired
bitch, Xue Hua Piao Piao, Bei Feng Xiao Xiao π―
Freddy fazbear is getting deployed here so fucking fast
Yes
which ps2 game is this?
operation flashpoint
Arma with 71 mods loading up an entire map is 2.4 seconds
Give it a bit jeez

bro that hard drive 's arm is clicking so much it's causing a small earthquake under your feet
ok instead of feddy as there's no model of him
what else do i hotdrop into a defended compound
big smoke
impossible
true
who will be the first to break the mi-26's record of largest helicopter put into serial production
no shot he made it out of that without a bruised noggin
do you think the driver knew that people would be laughing at this after more than a century
yes
cowboy easily the best choice
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100% a cowboy
cowbob
Cowboy > pirate > samurai
any more people wanna join lethal company?
looks cringe, honestly
yeah
CRINGE
its just too much
this is some ff14 type shit
ummm actually βοΈ π€ kenshi doesnt have guns nor cowboys
Shooting yourself in mouth and front teeth getting caught on front sight of pistol when slide goes back
But i guess it doesn't matter bc bullet in skull
thats why you put in sideways first
or use a revolver
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first game i thought of was horizon zero dawn
And it is somehow Game of the Year worthy
true
GotY no longer means anything to me
goonsesh of the year

Dead Money intensifies
cyberpunk prologue
Is it that bad? I donβt remember nor have played it, the whole game to be exact
dead money good
it's just long and unskippable
Story and weapons, yes. The gameplay, not at all
forced tutorials
Oof
it's bearable but yeah its not enjoyable after the first one or two runs
eh
i didnt have any gripes with the gameplay honestly
I will say these too, Dead Moneyβs police pistol (actually a revolver) just fucks, alongside Dominoβs martini
i think they did the best they could and it was good enough to sell the dlc for me
Checked the gameplay, looks like heavily modded FNV with Cyberware 2281
I saw a few clips and I am basing it at that because I am braindead due to exams
I should be studying but I am slacking off lol
Dead money is alright
I honestly just hate the holograms
Owb > lonesome road > honest hearts > dead money
If they werenβt as annoying, Iβd rate it higher
Most people just like the dlc for gold bar exploit
Which is just completely against the theme of the dlc
Reading the journals of the survivalist 
For real
Old world blues was my favorite because it just didn't care about being serious
His armor is one of my favorites with the looks
Yep, OWB was a break from the doom and gloom of FNV
Dr. Mobius is by far one of the best characters in all of Fallout
Every word out of him has me rolling
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Aha yes minecraft reference
first place goes to dead money for the characters and themes, second place goes to honest farts for the survivalist and joshua and the worldbuilding, third place goes to OWB for penis feet, fourth place goes to lonesome bro for "cum, courier."
I liked the overall desolation of lonesome road. Dead money had good themes but meh gameplay. Honest hearts was just kino. Old world blues had penis feet toaster thing and robo dog.
lonesome road could compete with OWB for third place for the worldbuilding and backstory building
i loved fnv's gritty themes so OWB clashed with that desire for a long time but i have recently come to appreciate it
Got banned off reddit for telling a person to kill themselves NOW for comparing war footage to their last fortnite match
Its a nice refresher. Its just goofy enough but also shows off the crazy tech they were cooking
Gonna get heckin moderated
god wont let me tell you
boo
my guy you are a legend
thats 3 steaks
I thought it was a livestream and it's a video let's fucking gooo
Feet
knew someone was going to point that out

good to know , next time u banned
!1984
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the first warn i got or something was because i set my nickname to something on complete accident
jerma is not real
exactly
who wanna go lethal company
jerma certified longest running psy-op on youtube
They kinda cute.
Get kidney stone: this is fine
Get common cold: Bring me out back
achtually there is a perfectly logical explanation for that
most immune brainfarter
drop the wot, please
Racism

Warned nignog for: political meme
Warning: 1
Don't check the pronouns

Timer on him ultimately getting banned, starts now
ill watch it
@wispy rapids you can change your profile pronouns right now or get forced to do it

I got haunted by the little girl and we were on titan so dogs were camping the main entrance, shit was hilarious
sticker2 manteb wkwkwkwk, kalah yg jualan sticker di st ui
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Spitfire
Damn, only a Z post. 
that format but related to current events
Unlucky
Damn people still playing skyrim
Wait
No
90% of new releases are shit anyways
Ur old
I meant spacezoro
Dd2?
Im just surprised its been that long
Shut the fuck up , i'm listening to Tony Soprano Rage Compilation ( part 11 )
Fuck, of course my headphones are dying halfway through workout
Ah never played. Isn't it similar to single player baldurs gate?
nah , its similar to Darksiders / Skyrim 3rd person i guess
yeah Monster Hunter
Greenthings
is dragons ligma turn based? anime?
GOBLINS?
@inland jackal (weseli) has been muted for 5 minutes for reason: Shut up
Interesting
Yep, capcom game, dudes that worked on dmc worked on it.
Banger. Adding it to the backlog
hello there, welcome π€
Delight where did you get that mod
what mod?
i will put hours instead of minutes next time
The vid in stalker memes in stalker server
maybe years
ah wait
he was talking about an actual mod for the game
not a moderator

its ok guys its ok nvm
i am offended
@high meteor told me to do it
Thats dark souls right?
who's Ledy 
he tried to shank me, in the open, but his bird was cute, so we let him become a mod
Who
i always neglect my pings
p!who
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i stole that meme from someone else i dont know
yeah who's Ledy
Still, thats dark souls right?
Idk who is mwadi
Asking cause i never played ds
Who is me
no, thats the samurai darksouls, i forgot the name
you should
It's me
Who are you people
But who is Ledy
You guys know what to do.
@inland jackal, Sekiro game
OMG IS THAT A QUOTE FROM THE FAMOUS SERIES THE DIGITAL CIRCUS?????????????
Will look into it
Circus?
Anyway, i got muted for no reason
Jostabeere's favourite show he never shuts up about it , he loves that Pomni girl
just accept it, boykisser is the superior CQC expert
for real
the boys WILL be kissed
i heard its a 10/10 game, so i recommend
He's too shy to talk about it here
But he constantly talks about Pomni in the staff chat
But why
and they WILL be muted
it is in its own catagory of games, borning sekiro-likes
such as sifu
you've yet to show me the folder

I gotta find it ok. There is a metric ton of things for me to scroll through
so first they get sexually harrased and then they get punished for it? Iedy just invented real life court system
literally that one year thingy
And none of it is organized
boykisser is above the law
not really π
@steady trellis did u hear that?
losers becoming bisexual because of no bitches smh
i am an epic smegma male or whatever the cool thing is these days
time to die now
i want this creature to go extinct ASAP
just wait long enough
more bitches for the rest of us
nobody even mentions amogus anymore
and amogus was supposed to be a constant
amogus memes are still fire sometimes
one day, the last boy will be kissed
then there will be only boykissees left
no boy kisser
*always
women gone
in the bible, Cain was the first boykisser that kissed Abel, so god had to kill Abel
true story
Playing both teams and still losing
true, finely aged content is always better
spice7, your new nickname is Milano
i like some quality ones that come out of nowhere, like this one:
you get one free correct opinion per month
with discord nitro you get 3 i think
Gg nearly cut off my fingertip at work
skill issue
real
the rare actual skill issue
I've done that when making sandwiches once
the thing that makes it an especially bad skill issue is it was with a box cutter
so i literally am just retarded and was moving too fast breaking stuff down
Rate the sticker i bought

Amazing
Juan deag

I wouldnt try
Hi Szamann
@uncut obsidian
Anyone else have that good feeling when you buy something and then upgrade it
I DID NOT MADE THIS VIDEO.
The original video is from:
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i hope u enjoy this video xD
Lyrics:
Super Mario RPG,
It is the only one just for me,
When I play the game I get lost in a phase,
Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze.
{2x}
Give me frog coins,
Giv...
For example you buy a table and then add unnecessary things like hooks and shit
Still one of the best memes in here
Monolit
TREE HIII
we buried ur friend yesterday
who?
Actually i would like a 1h
π
@narrow lotus can i?
lol bozo

Actually insane
80% of people mentioned in this are now in hiding from the government
Wtf is this game
No balls.
Is that the Amazon RPG mmo
yes
no @pastel quartz referenced 0/10 meme
Unappealable too
You weren't even born yet
We need a modern version
So you could drop 90$ like a mong and get banned because you took too long of a break from the game
i wonder what this game's concurrent player count is

wth i havent heard of this before
u're an npc
that was before the drewski wave so im not in it 
brazzers
FOR FREEEEEEEE!?!?
Free?
that brought me back

Idk if it's free
"This ugly bastard is fucking hot bitches in your area code"
I be misinforming
Chat with hot latinos in your area
the free brazzers ads are crazy
What if it was inside ur heart all along
Porn ads in general are funny as fuck
π
they hid every time they've heard the clapping approaching
Self reflection turned you into a gyatt
inject gypsy tears into your dick for major results!!!
Getting furry porn ads now on pornhub, didn't realize that was possible
I got bad news
i got a weed ad the other day π
I know buddy
Ok good
Mfw you get ads based on preference
Ion care
you people are getting ads?
how does pornhub know i have a chemical dependence on THC
Adblock doesn't work on incognito
yes it does
Nuh uh
you have to turn it on in settings
Uh huh
ew apple

My state is cursed and tries to ask for my personal info to browse the hub
HUH
Alo
Hi ivan
alo ivan
So i just turn vpn on, but then ad block doesnt work
Hi hi
artztotska
βU goht a lisense for that chaff on your screenβ
He said state
and i was relating it to britianβs retarded tv license memes
yes
the worst state
the absolute state of state
New Jersey?
LOUISIANA HAS THAT LAW????
what if The Seperate Sovreign States of America becomes a thing
Idk
Get real
Tldr "muh children" privacy invasion bullshit
does texas float off and become a wizard tax haven floating island like in morrowind
god i hope so
The funny part? They only want verification on the hub. Most other sites dont bother
A large L for this state
i love Louisiana because i have cajun relatives
but that is the largest L for louisiana
why would you even watch pornhub it's the lamest shit
ΠΡΠΈΠ·ΠΈΡΠ°Π½Π°
Mostly in the pursuit of sauce for clips ive doomscrolled through
works everytime 100%
i actually had a copy of that id when i was younger
would try and use it as a joke when iβd go into liquor stores with my dad
that's a weird cat
needed the place to get robbed as i used it, that was the issue
beans recks no diff
quite literally same
humphrey
fridge dog
Romanian countryside
itβs a good thing i call myself garbage anyways
Russia and LA having things in common? Its joever
I take it all back, Joe roegan was right
donβt let mccarthy hear that
The louisiana purchase and its implications

except in Russia everyone is taught and trained to break and disregard any and all laws from the childhood
so it kinda evens out
Have you seen detroit and chiraq?
chiraq π
the hardest speedrun is try to walk through chicago and not hear gunfire any%
Trying to raise rent prices any% speedrun
I'm sure more gun laws that criminals will definitely diligently follow will fix all problems
rent raised
rent raised, desire to continue living scraping the concrete
I'm privileged to live in the most hospitable part of mordor, but if you want an overly dramatic, but still pretty realistic tale about surviving in the province, you can ask madi
sounds like a stalker campfire story

loner jokes around the campfire
Tell me
carve into the flesh of the concrete jungle
Do the asian looking russian people get mad if you call them asian
we have different slurs for them
but yes they do
wow
Starting to like russia

Pretty based of them
more than before
But how accurate are the slav memes
majority of russians are helplessly casual racists, I was bullied most of my youth for having a slightly darker skin
yes
Or is it like louisiana and swamp people
Feel like that's just everywhere that's east of developed europe
yup
you cannot deny there are people in louisiana that speak enchantment table
still, Moscow is substantially more civil than the province
to the point that madi probably quietly hates me
lmao
Oh absolutely, there are people that fit that to a tee
my favorites are the ones that can talk normal but have to put an effort into it
But there is nothing more cosy then a southern grandma feeding you and calling you cher
real as fuck
I think i talk fairly normal until drunk
southern nights 
n word exists in Russian but used differently
If I ever visit the US I'll just spend a week going from gun range to gun range in texas and then leave

Beware the brass goblins
I will be the brass messiah gifter of reloading bliss
But once im drunk enough, the southern accent slur comes out.
there are so many slurs here about the many different ethnics present that the n word is pretty much underused and in low demand
do you mean the Π§ word
for instance, yes
N word in eastern europe is always just used as a throw away slur without a second thought and no real intent behind it

Russians simply have no beef with black people, they are a joyful rare event to behold, not another ethnical minority to bully and hate
I mean the one for black haired people
Now let a russian visit chicago for a week
I would watch that sitcom
they'll catch on in an hour
"Exotic"
Do russian grandmas do that thing where its impossible to escape from being fed
And you will take leftovers
yes
babushka's are nice pretty much all round only met a few salty ones
the salty ones are mad about gypsies living in apartment buildings
usually
YES.
Interesting, russia sounding more and more like the cold south
there are a lot of horrible babushkas here, actually
oh thereβs a fair share of horrid grandmas here
it's funny, there's no inbetween, either she's really nice, or it's someone who make you imagine a homicide with her involved
lmao
They get extra religious too?
If u spend time around them long enough u will meet shit babushkas , like i knew some that was poisoning dogs because they were barking
She stopped after a guy threatened to break into her house and strangle her tho
best place to meet a lot of bad babushkas is a state hospital

it's their place for hanging out
Fair enough
Hunedoara moment
dont ever talk to no old people in Hunedoara bro worst mistake of my life
People aren't so radically different culturally as the media would make it out to be
last time i did that i almost got thrown into a trash compactor
Are they fiercly competitive over their cooking and crafts? And extra petty like shittalking peggy's shit mac and cheese after a meal
A yes , grey mode
Or how her sewing lines arent even
Overcast commie block eastern europe moment
Nah not really
easily my local area minus the suspiciously nice western cars
They are not competitive, they do love to cook especially on easter and christmas
sometimes I google the pictures of the sun and weep
oh no grandmas will kill over their cooking and knitting and shit over here
Easter drob is my favorite thing
Bro that shit is on sight
You thought esports was sweaty?
Nah, grandma at local or state fairs
wait till glenda gets a bingo and doesnβt get called for it
Real , that 7 series is UK tho , classic
itβs joever
They will stab a bitch over who made the better pickled beets
old ladies in america have a complicated spectrum of insanity
that's the difference between south and gloomy north
You forget to get her newspaper once and don't dust your feet off at the door? It will haunt you for life.
much fever communal activities here
Like grandmas will easily cook for 20 in a family of 5 members only
babushkas serve their families alone and don't really compete too often
good god
You don't mind your ma'ams and sirs? Shitcanned for life.
Protestant? Kill your self now.
my grandma overcooks but not that much
ah hell hath no fury like a southern racist grandma
We are physically incapable of making gumbo for 2
Holidays are overcooking babushka bonanza
And then keep moving around making sure everyone's fed... Instead of sitting the fuck down and enjoying the meal with the rest of the family
my grandma made family dog overweight in just two weeks of caring for him
i think thatβs a general grandma thing
"Oh hes good for a black boy. Hes one of the good ones. Etc."
YES EXACTLY
i have to fuckin slap my grandma sometimes because of the shit she says in public
we live in TEXAS
you will get SHOT

Bro tell me about it. My grandpa was born in the 30s, head of baptists down here, went to seminary. Etc
I think there is a study saying that babushkas are evolutionary thing
as in, some monkey's older females and other species do babushkas' things too and care for the youth and shit
my grandma was late 40s
but the head of baptists is an immediate tombstone 
Take him to the grocery store for a lunch plate. In public he says "oh they got them a new whippin boy. Hope he dont fuck the food up"
He got better as he aged.
mine is getting worse with age
But back on his old arc, if a black dude came in he would stop mid sermon
And refuse to continue.
We got so much food when that dude passed. So much food.
man the south before the 80s was crazy
He got upset when he was in the hospital and we told them to call him pawpaw
He asked "who gave them the right?" (All his nurses were black)
who wanna hop on lethal company
yeah that sounds about right for my grandma
He got worse once grandma passed
makes em bitter
The cuffs were off and he was back to his old self

Hop on
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does he still use the n word? Because thatβs what i have to slap my grandma for
that is a habit she is breaking forcefully
exactly
Nah he dead now
Used to













