🎪bruh-fart

[toxic sundial]

The second half is half true, wasn't a tiger but a column of Brit tankermen were ambushed outside of their tanks stopped for tea

[quartz ridge]

FGC - 9

[oblique spire]

mimimimimi

[minor cypress]

Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoidoidoidoidsoi

[quartz ridge]

Goddamn that German man would be proud of the fgc - 9

[oblique spire]

soy milk?

no thanks

[toxic sundial]

Rip jstark

[quartz ridge]

Being used to fight a government just as he intened

[storm stream]

and a right prick

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/S_vNhLYW_e4?si=w5T479H7ieuukr13

[oblique spire]

real

[oblique spire]

Bring anti air

[feral kiln]

star wars

[toxic sundial]

Idk if y'all have seen the latest dbd update but they gave the xenomorph CAKE

[minor cypress]

Go on

[minor cypress]

Gah damn

[torpid owl]

smash

[minor cypress]

H.r. geiger was into some wild shit tbh

[glad carbon]

Face hugger?? Nah blud this xeno is the face sitter

[minor cypress]

The face crusher

[storm stream]

Marksman is best I got rn
and its bullets are actually dodgable by helis at the distanced they camp from

[final cedar]

The fact that giger hasn't yet made love to an alien proves that there's really no lmaoos around.

[inland sage]

"stop sexualizing the alien franchise"

[final cedar]

he'd be the first to take a dip for sure

[minor cypress]

We will send him as first contact

If he makes it back alive, we might be safe

[glad carbon]

Call me a power loader the way I'm boutta smash

[minor cypress]

Man just wants to clap latex alien dino cheeks

[final cedar]

Mankinds first contact ended in a peaceful exchange of interspecies pornography, thanks to the valiant bravery of mr giger

[glad carbon]

Do you think we've made porn of an alien species we haven't even met

[inland sage]

do you think they made porn of us?

[glad carbon]

Kinda like a monkey on a typewriter making a book that hasn't been written yet

[final cedar]

just observing from afar

jacking it in their spacecraft

come to think, did the astronauts ever jizz in 0g?

[glad carbon]

They be glippin their fromps to it

[final cedar]

I bet you could propell yourself backwards after gooning for half a day

little cum rocket

[quartz ridge]

What the fuck

[glad carbon]

Like a fire extinguisher

[inland sage]

they absolutely did

[glad carbon]

Prolly just pooled in one bubble

[minor cypress]

Sooon

[inland sage]

I tried to google source for that, but this derailed me completely

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3198222/chinese-scientists-plan-monkey-reproduction-experiment-space-station

[glad carbon]

What soup

[copper token]

What the hell is this

[copper token]

Unfathomable would

[minor cypress]

Gumbo

[glad carbon]

gumbito soup

[minor cypress]

Something from geigers fap book

[copper token]

Is that the guy who designed the Aliens?

[minor cypress]

🅱️umbo

[minor cypress]

Yeah thats him

[copper token]

Makes sense. I only recently learned that the aliens were made to be weirdly sexy

Now I know why

Man was a freak

[minor cypress]

The thicc thighs,latex texture and high heel feet didnt give it away?

[copper token]

Listen

It's weird

...but it

it's effective

[minor cypress]

I mean come on look at that shit

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-gif-24624952

[gilded blade]

@minor cypress Do you have any tips on remembering Linux commands?

Without Google

[minor cypress]

Uh. Grep is grab, ls is look stuff, cd is change directory.

[copper token]

It's such an uncanny sense of "This is..hot?"

[minor cypress]

Any specific commands you trying to remember? I prob have some way of remembering them

[minor cypress]

Its easier to just not question what activates your neurons

[gilded blade]

I have my TestOut Linux Pro on Thursday and you can't use google during it

[minor cypress]

Can you use man pages?

[gilded blade]

Do you want to see the bullshit they make you do?

[copper token]

Wiggle your worm to what you wish

[minor cypress]

Yeah send it

[gilded blade]

Ok so, this is one lab:

Create a symbolic link file to /root/imitator.
From the Favorites bar, select Terminal.
At the prompt, type ln -s /root/imitator /home/mbrown/imitator_link.
Press Enter to create the symbolic link.

and this is another:

They don't tell you the commands, this is the "YOU FAILED THIS IS HOW TO DO IT" page

both of these count as 1 question each, and I need 9 correct ones

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/QSoCx71gWyU?si=m2JzSIrq71PWnfs-

[minor cypress]

Yeah im used to iflink instead of ip commands. Tbh for sym links and all that id just memorize

Most the time the commands are something like: ip [name] [thing] [up/down/status] etc.

[gilded blade]

it's just so much to remember

it's not that one specific lab, it's all of them that I have to memorize

[minor cypress]

Yeah just lots of practice. See if you can do something like "man ip" or ip /?

That should get you the help page for commands.

[gilded blade]

I am able to use both man and --help

[minor cypress]

Oh yeah then you are golden. Just memorize some syntax and focus on remembering what commands do

Man pages are gonna be a godsend

[minor cypress]

But what if you have both

[gilded blade]

Complete this lab as follows:

Change the GRUB_TIMEOUT parameter.
    From the prompt, type nano /etc/default/grub and press Enter to open the GRUB2 configuration file for editing.
    Use GRUB_TIMEOUT=10 as the new first line of the file.
    Press Ctrl + X  to exit the editor.
    Type Y to save the modified buffer.
    Press Enter to save the file with the default name.
Write the new GRUB settings to the grub.cfg file.
    From the Terminal prompt, type update-grub and press Enter to write the boot loader changes to the grub.cfg file.
Reboot the operating system.
    Type reboot and press Enter to see the changes made to the wait time from the GRUB menu.
    Notice that the system waits 10 seconds before the OS loads.
    (Optional) Log in as root using 1worm4b8 as the password.

then there's a lab like this

[minor cypress]

Uhh lemme remember the command

[gilded blade]

I've done all of these but I have to take the cert which has them again but with no Google

[minor cypress]

If you don't remember the exact directory, just do grep grub_timeout

Yeah read up on grep

[minor cypress]

It will save you so much time trying to memorise where shit is

Well

Grep and find

You can also do something like "Find grub | grep TIMEOUT" to find where that file and string is

Or tree -f | grep "filename"

Or find grub.cfg

It'll save you from memorizing where files are by heart and is just a good thing to know in general

[gilded blade]

Fun fact

TestOut does not simulate find, or grep in full

[minor cypress]

Oh

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/-aSdFrPnlRg?si=X4o7FzXvBGxpyyfR

[gilded blade]

find just out puts the man page and wont work

grep only works on some labs

i love it sooo much

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-joever-frog-it's-frover-it's-over-meme-gif-297867383892280262

Lab is shit

Time to memorize

[gilded blade]

Absolutely agreed by me and all of my classmates

[minor cypress]

Yeah i hated doing my cisco virtual labs

[quartz ridge]

a combination of both???

[gilded blade]

do you have your ccna?

[quartz ridge]

Slanesh??

[gilded blade]

Because I have to take it at some point and it would be nice to have a heads up if it also has garbage labs like labsim

[minor cypress]

Yeah

The labs were ok, just kinda buggy

Just expect all labs to be ass

[gilded blade]

How hard was the CCNA test?

[minor cypress]

Yah, what if you got both

[minor cypress]

It was alot.

[quartz ridge]

femboy titan?

[minor cypress]

[copper token]

I would drink Hot Chocolate with you Nota

Actually, I have some rn, imma go make it

[minor cypress]

Mmmm

Alcoholic eggnog season is upon us

[toxic sundial]

Fucking love eggnog

[minor cypress]

The true king: eggnog daquiri

[copper token]

Eggnog is godly

Literally nectar of the gods

Should be sold year round

[final cedar]

is eggnog the egg/cream/rum drink mix?

[minor cypress]

Yeah

Usually its some form of booze+cream+milk+egg

[sullen osprey]

Keggnog is what I need

I will booze cruize my way through ALL hospitals

[minor cypress]

Mmm that southern comfort eggnog

[copper token]

Doesn't always need rum. Virgin eggnog kicks ass

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-drooling-drool-gif-12505153

I'm literally going to go to the store rn to see if they have it

[minor cypress]

If hobby lobby has xmas decor, some place has to have eggnog

Pumpkin eggnog

[copper token]

Hmm

Acceptable

[copper token]

But since Thanksgiving is done, holiday shoppin should be in full swing

[prisma quiver]

Ai caramba

[sullen osprey]

I am going to the mega mall soon and I cannot wait to hear mariah carrie echoing throught the building for the next 5 hours

[toxic sundial]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

@toxic sundial, casted out a line... You caught a Duck 🦆
He kicks you in the face and goes back into the water.

[sullen osprey]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[toxic sundial]

D:

[sullen osprey]

p!buy fising rod

[foggy mantle]

You specified an invalid item!

[sullen osprey]

FUCK

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

You don't have enough 🥞 to buy this item! You need 50 more 🥞

[sullen osprey]

FUUUCCCKK

[final cedar]

oooh

[high pike]

Isn’t theis the one with the alcohol in it?

There’s children here buddy you can’t post things like that

Also….

[final cedar]

more like spidervirgin

[high pike]

Define cuck

Define Spider-Man

[final cedar]

cuck-man

[high pike]

Define simp…

Was the pussy worth it bro’s?

[final cedar]

cuck-man makes the big bad evil guy fuck his wife while he watches from the corner.

[high pike]

We’re the years of cuckery and simping worth the dry handjob?

Peter thinks it was 🇱

[final cedar]

I should sell this as movie idea to netflix

rember me when you watch cuck-man 1 in a year or two

[high pike]

Gross gore already did it

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1175182025406292030/image.png?ex=6573870c&is=6561120c&hm=41eae2843e22422a6946a8fb212ad6f1480c98984291a0ee043af9a7202b289e&

[minor cypress]

Gumbo and garlic bread

[copper token]

...wrong place dude...

[toxic sundial]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

@toxic sundial, casted out a line... You caught a Uncommon Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

[toxic sundial]

[undone wave]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[undone wave]

p!killyourself

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[final cedar]

p!slap @undone wave

[foggy mantle]

Kipper slaps Maxwell

Powered by weeb.sh

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Ninja

[final cedar]

I am the ninja

[rancid iris]

[final cedar]

woaaaaah

whoosh

hyah

NINJA

[undone wave]

p!kiss @final cedar

[foggy mantle]

Maxwell kisses Ninja

Powered by weeb.sh

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/SoaIZKTBXIM

[upper axle]

H.R. Geiger is either the best or worst option for a person to send as first contact for a species of ayylmaos

entirely dependent on if they can do the sex

[final cedar]

whoop

[undone wave]

doing the unthinkable

[rancid iris]

oh no

not 438 active mods

[undone wave]

nice try liberal

[uncut obsidian]

railed you from behind

and then shot at your back

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-shockwaves-railed-finish-the-rock-gif-1335324158633460699

[rancid iris]

and then came from behind

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[pale ingot]

So you're telling me, after he railed me from behind, he SHOT on my back, and he CAME from BEHIND

[minor cypress]

Clapping those cheeks in 4d

The interdimensional load

[high pike]

Railed?

Came?

[undone wave]

ok that one's actually funny

[pale ingot]

Environmental storytelling

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1179037269038993499/ssstwitter.com_1701174779325.mp4?ex=65785306&is=6565de06&hm=fa5e352e1547c77835e784720d7663c7526d4e24e15b2d76f4edc1fb4426e7be&

repost maybe

[pale ingot]

Erm... repost!! beat this dude to death

[atomic crane]

yeah... repost... go ahead and recycle react fellas...

[minor cypress]

Still a good one

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-gloop-gloopy-gloopy-soupy-pandam-gif-21659263

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-squeeze-ibo-gusion-guison-rebake-full-city-gif-11604280

Give him the clamps

[upper axle]

ngl that death in particular is fucking horrifying to me. getting crushed to death like that actually is a nightmare scenario on par or worse than drowning for me

[atomic crane]

getting crushed between my goth mommy's thighs (yep, i'm comming)

burning to death is the worst way to die imo

[minor cypress]

Ok but that dude was a total jackass and deserved it

[atomic crane]

drowning is a minute of panic and then peace, getting crushed is horrifying pain for a second and then nothing

[minor cypress]

Nah at least when you burn alive your nerves get fried and you eventually stop feeling it

[atomic crane]

but burning is damaging your body as well as suffocating you

[upper axle]

idk jack about gundam's stories so im just gonna hit you with a line sure to piss you off.

"that's up for interpretation"

[minor cypress]

[atomic crane]

the amount of time that takes* depends on the intensity of the flame, and also you're being suffocated at the same time

it remains top of the list for worst ways to die for me

bleeding out is bottom of the list

[storm stream]

what about gunshot to brain? point blank, no if's or but's

[prisma quiver]

👁️

[atomic crane]

if you get shot in the brain in the right place sure

but if your frontal lobe gets blown off and you somehow survive, i bet that sucks

[prisma quiver]

Youll end up worse than carti recording his adlibs

[atomic crane]

[storm stream]

[prisma quiver]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1wERoum-51E?feature=share

[minor cypress]

But what is the best way to die?

[prisma quiver]

Whole Lotta Chromosomes

[atomic crane]

lethal injection

[minor cypress]

Tbh most peaceful is prob just be really high in a room filled with only helium or nitrogen

[atomic crane]

yeah, that's about on par with lethal injection imo

[storm stream]

sedative OD

[atomic crane]

rev up the old '55 Dodge pickup in your sealed garage for a few minutes with dream on playing on full volume

[prisma quiver]

Instantly getting vaporized should not hurt

[atomic crane]

for injury-related deaths, bleeding out has to be the top pick for me

[storm stream]

what MJ had.

[atomic crane]

the injury that causes it would probably suck unless self-inflicted

sedative OD is grody, would prefer the gas or just a lethal injection

when i think sedative OD i think of jimi hendrix

[prisma quiver]

🇩🇪

[atomic crane]

or that scene from breaking bad

[prisma quiver]

🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[atomic crane]

yuck

[storm stream]

[prisma quiver]

Im german

With an apostrophe

[atomic crane]

and prussian?

[prisma quiver]

Germ‘an

[prisma quiver]

Im dead

[atomic crane]

or just german

[storm stream]

wha happen?

[atomic crane]

this

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993269478060195950/1118188097222488104/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[atomic crane]

sedative OD is a painless but disgusting way to die

[storm stream]

why disgusting?

[prisma quiver]

💀

[atomic crane]

vomit

stomach bile being the last thing you taste

[prisma quiver]

Getting cheffed in south London seems like a bad way to expire

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[toxic sundial]

Go to Britain with a glock19, you'll be king

[atomic crane]

go to britain as an american

you'll be king

[prisma quiver]

Go to america as a britain

[atomic crane]

revolution

[prisma quiver]

You’ll be mocked

[crimson flame]

is this where i will die

[prisma quiver]

Idk but I found a jar of pickles here underground

[high pike]

It wasn’t that funny calm down meat person

SCP 096

( Laughs ) now that’s a joke ha ha ha

[high pike]

More pics please. I love this kind of thing

[prisma quiver]

I do this all da time

[minor cypress]

Go on

[prisma quiver]

I never take many pics though

[high pike]

Real asfuck

[high pike]

Don’t get yourself killed please we need more of this

Don’t know whose lurking in the dark in these places is all

[crimson flame]

abandoned houses?

[prisma quiver]

I got another one but it’s fucked

[high pike]

No

Just abandoned

[prisma quiver]

Buildings

[high pike]

Abandoned.

[prisma quiver]

I didn’t dare enter

Ceiling scary

[minor cypress]

Fuck that noise

[toxic sundial]

Would turn into my post apocalypse hideaway 8/10

[loud yacht]

i just went "hmm destiny could be fun for the first time in years"

only to discover i would need to spend 140€ to have access to all content

what. the. fuck.

[minor cypress]

Lol always has been

Game is a curse.

[loud yacht]

yeah man, im not going to spend 140€ on a game just so i can play what it has to offer without being limited

that is legitimately dystopian

and dont forget that its not just a one time thing, youll be paying 50 for the next expac, 15 for each season and 20 for each dungeon that comes out

insanity

[slender rock]

or spend a little more to visit california for a day and get the high res version of dystopian nightmare

[uncut obsidian]

HOP ON LETHAL COMPANY

[zealous remnant]

mmmm

nah

i sleep

[crimson flame]

zoomers

[uncut obsidian]

volt hop on Lethal Company

[oblique spire]

the fuck is with you and lethal company holy

just suck it's dick already jfc

[open zodiac]

It's the "next thing"

Like what happened with Viscera Cleanup, Amongus

Etc

[uncut obsidian]

because im bored

[loud yacht]

lethal company is an extraction horror game

[uncut obsidian]

nah only after yours

[river robin]

Man… I found it right when it came out and said to a friend “this would be fun to play”
And now I can’t escape it online.
And it kinda ruins it for me.

[uncut obsidian]

ok Wikipedia man

[loud yacht]

you go in loot shit get chased by weird motherfuckers and try to escape

sorry man i thought he asked what it is because this guy started saying its the next thing

[oblique spire]

no thanks

[open zodiac]

Scp but you are even weaker than usual

[high pike]

Why is the picture so bright?

[uncut obsidian]

you're the "popular = bad" guy, of course it would ruin the game for you

[oblique spire]

battlebit

Oh bro this game so cool get it

2 months later shits dead

[minor cypress]

....i still like playing those

Besides amogus

[river robin]

No i think the game is good.
And I think it’s good that it’s gotten attention.
I just think it’s sad people are just going to play it then abandon it like a cheap hooker.

[open zodiac]

That's a valid strategy for gaming industry

[high pike]

Don’t you fucking talk to them like that

[loud yacht]

????

[open zodiac]

Make a barely workable banger

Fix it up a notch

Drop it

Repeat

[oblique spire]

ok buddy

[loud yacht]

just because a game doesnt have the playbase it used to doesnt make it dead

[open zodiac]

But the existence of several tens of simmilar titles lead to a trend

[loud yacht]

if ur game still has tens of thousands of players its not at its peak but its still not dead lol

[high pike]

Nvm I take it back I’m sorry

[oblique spire]

[crimson flame]

bruh i still play it almost daily

[uncut obsidian]

it gets 6-7k players daily

[minor cypress]

Last time the homies played amogus our resident autist flipped out and called the imposter a double nwah and ragequit

10/10

Would gaslight again

[loud yacht]

concurrent btw, important to mention because the daily unique players count is probably way higher

[high pike]

Anything under 50,000 players online is pretty much lost media my friend idk what you’re talking about lolz

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart amogus gamenight when

[crimson flame]

new update is coming out and players gonna come back again

[loud yacht]

idk if ur trolling me or retarded

both are as likely

[open zodiac]

Whelp, it's being covered by big yt channels, streamers, etc

[oblique spire]

Zoinks scoob our playerbase

Ruh roh raggy

[river robin]

Are you even trying

[open zodiac]

So ofc it's player count is high

[high pike]

Alright I’ll change it

[crimson flame]

its a decent number for a weekday

[loud yacht]

by ur metric theres 10 games on steam that arent dead

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172125334649458699/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif

[loud yacht]

good one

[uncut obsidian]

not a gazillion players = dead btw

[high pike]

My point exactly

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172125334649458699/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif

[river robin]

Why are y’all falling for his shit bait

Fucking tards

[oblique spire]

ok fish man

[loud yacht]

because we are on gamma discord

[river robin]

It’s not even good

[loud yacht]

there is about an equal chance of trolling and actually being retarded

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172125334649458699/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif

[river robin]

He’s not even trying

[high pike]

Do you realize where you are?

[uncut obsidian]

Do you realize what you are?

[high pike]

[uncut obsidian]

Do you realize how much time you've left to live?

[high pike]

Nvm I’m srry

[uncut obsidian]

Do you realize what's out there and is slowly coming for your damned soul?

[loud yacht]

ive seen people on this discord try to open reshade after deleting reshade

[uncut obsidian]

Do you realize that you'll have to answer for your sins?

[high pike]

Coming from you that could mean anything so I’m sleep now

[loud yacht]

mwadi ur a femboy so you will not make it into heaven

god hates

fa

ther figures

[uncut obsidian]

It's a shame i don't believe in that stuff

[high pike]

If your game hasn’t been raided by tiktokers has it really made an impact?

Is it really big?

[uncut obsidian]

Do you really have a life purpose?

[high pike]

Is it really large at all?

[uncut obsidian]

that's what she asked

[narrow lotus]

Cockrning to you all

[uncut obsidian]

Bussning to you Iedy

[oblique spire]

Do you realize you're going to be drafted

[uncut obsidian]

Uhhh no

[oblique spire]

yuh huh you will be drafted to the fields of afghanistan

[narrow lotus]

Gonna drive that phtoshopped t80 tank

[oblique spire]

I am the recruiter

[oblique spire]

You mean the T-62 mixed with a T-90

[narrow lotus]

[oblique spire]

anyways take this shit i guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888945058869551104/1179277662578032690/US_UFOs.mp4?ex=657932e8&is=6566bde8&hm=55c74f9a6865d060147d3bb17b8581af70cb7830d9a0bfb76e2719c2617e21b6&

[narrow lotus]

Flying has less risks than driving !!!!

F 104 :

[oblique spire]

[narrow lotus]

Early german jets :

[slender rock]

some people just need to be fucking maxxed out

[oblique spire]

[pale ingot]

shur up broor yourer not funy

[oblique spire]

anyways iedy wanna see the funny?

[uncut obsidian]

hop on Lethal Company

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

hop on Lethal Company

[oblique spire]

my brother in christ you will be shot by an RPG-7 HE warhead

[uncut obsidian]

hop on Lethal Company

[oblique spire]

my brother in christ i will turn you into this

https://youtu.be/Y2YDAb8VwIY?si=LHQxqMxG3TaX1Dml

Do you understand you will be hit by an RPG-7 high explosive anti infantry warhead

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-paw-cat-paw-attack-sneaky-gif-18461030

[minor cypress]

Hop on lethal company

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172125334649458699/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif?ex=655f2dc8&is=654cb8c8&hm=719b4840c1da22a9d128a446c89eb8bbe4cb133a9a58310279078e2dfca11c89&

[shell wolf]

Hop on lethal company

[minor cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172125334649458699/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif?ex=655f2dc8&is=654cb8c8&hm=719b4840c1da22a9d128a446c89eb8bbe4cb133a9a58310279078e2dfca11c89&

[slender rock]

honestly Rather have this happen to me rn

I am ready

[oblique spire]

Well too bad

you're not getting it

sucked in fucker\

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1176441005541691412/revolver.mov?ex=656ee110&is=655c6c10&hm=cd81701fef3b81f2d0b921a4c6ccfbaac38a46c40497ae053333aab5fbf23f15&

[uncut obsidian]

hop on Lethal Company

[pale ingot]

my cock shoot like a magnun

m

[slender rock]

MOTHERFUCKER

Denying me of the sweet release of death

FUCK YOU

[oblique spire]

You are getting drafted

[slender rock]

lol

[oblique spire]

you wish

[uncut obsidian]

hop on

[slender rock]

[uncut obsidian]

lethal

company

[oblique spire]

Madi stfu now

jokes dead

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/TUDzcndNWfU?si=2IlGrSEFKbfYVudt

[uncut obsidian]

it's not a joke

[oblique spire]

the song of my tank squadron

[uncut obsidian]

join lethal company

[oblique spire]

Ok buy it for me then

[river zealot]

We don't do that here

[oblique spire]

Skill issue

[slender rock]

it's a bop

[oblique spire]

I played it when deploying feddy with my mate the other day as the PLA in squad

Cargo helicoptered that bitch over to the canadians

[slender rock]

ayy

[uncut obsidian]

it's free if you want it to be

[oblique spire]

I wish to do this in arma

but there's no freddy model in the entire workshop

[slender rock]

hmm

[oblique spire]

I just want to create a scenario

Where it's just me in a hind with freddy fazbear attached as my mates just see him get dropped off in the distance

[slender rock]

I wonder how hard it would be to put just a static model?

[oblique spire]

no clue

[slender rock]

https://forums.bohemia.net/forums/topic/225764-how-to-import-a-character-model-into-game/

👀

[oblique spire]

I am not skilled enough to do any coding or anything, let that be known

[slender rock]

in short, it's a bit of a task

:/

[oblique spire]

why does one of the most shitposty games not have one of the most shitposty characters as a model

[minor cypress]

Will trade life for gumbo

[atomic crane]

whose life

[minor cypress]

Yours.

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/tzQ_BS14yrU?si=UYcgfrB5ejcoZCq-

[uncut obsidian]

hop on Lethal Company

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-hop-on-hop-on-lethal-company-gif-17636379558466255463

[devout hull]

Are you propositioning me?

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-lethal-league-hop-on-lethal-league-gif-563390181110383536

https://tenor.com/view/hopon-hoponlethalcompany-nop-on-lethal-company-lethal-company-gif-10185540413490384047

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

[devout hull]

Well, damn

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-hop-on-hop-on-lethal-company-gif-13899848571571363023

[devout hull]

That'll be 20$ an hour.

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-lethal-company-lc-lethal-company-gif-12707189013606616530

[uncut obsidian]

L

[minor cypress]

Only $20?

[devout hull]

I like to be inclusive.

[uncut obsidian]

guys join lethal company

[pale ingot]

i think you guys should join lethal company

(i cant)

[minor cypress]

[half gazelle]

I think one of my neighbors is doing hard drugs of some kind

[pale ingot]

join

join your neighbour

[half gazelle]

Every so often just smell this onset of burning plastic or something that appears at night.

Or chemically

[uncut obsidian]

sadj

[half gazelle]

It smells disgusting and it’s strong

[uncut obsidian]

We need at least one more guy for Lethal company

[river zealot]

Perhaps in 8 hours

[pale ingot]

huff the fumes

[uncut obsidian]

Fucj

[river zealot]

Hmm

[oblique spire]

get on arma

[uncut obsidian]

GET ON LETHAL COMPANY

[pale ingot]

just kidnap someone off the street in russia and force him to play with u

[oblique spire]

get on arma instead

[uncut obsidian]

homeless man gaming

[uncut obsidian]

get on deez instead

[pale ingot]

pay him 0 cents

[river zealot]

Might be one of your outlets

[oblique spire]

Ligma

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-monke-monkey-drive-gif-24324767

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-lethal-league-hop-on-lethal-league-gif-563390181110383536

S5 hop on Lethal Company

[heavy peak]

Gift it to me

[uncut obsidian]

I can give you the link

[heavy peak]

Because battlebit ended up being a waste of money

[oblique spire]

lethal company will be too

don't fall for it

[pale ingot]

its cheap atleast

[uncut obsidian]

Do you need da link

[pale ingot]

and if you have a full friend group to play its fun

[heavy peak]

Less than 15 eu?

[pale ingot]

10 euro

[uncut obsidian]

It's 10 i think

[heavy peak]

[uncut obsidian]

But still @heavy peak I can send the free version

[pale ingot]

(thank god mods are allowed to talk about piracy)

[devout hull]

I'll take the free version.

[wraith osprey]

🏴‍☠️?

[uncut obsidian]

Piracy?

Sir we don't allow pirate ships in these waters

[pale ingot]

ARGGGG MATEY

[devout hull]

Only the collector cruisers of the IRS.

[uncut obsidian]

SHOOT THAT SHIP!!

[pale ingot]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[devout hull]

RATTLE ME BONES

[heavy peak]

Nah im good
I'll go hit the bed instead

Only slept for 3 hours, because of the master baiting bullshit that was happening in you know where

(literally just got home because i feel like shit)

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah in the furry stash room

[devout hull]

Didn't know Symba was a master debater.

[wraith osprey]

Goon sesh?

[pale ingot]

#furry-feet-admin-rp is real

[uncut obsidian]

So who wanna hop on Lethal Company

[wraith osprey]

Cracked?

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah, wicked

[pale ingot]

Crackhead

[wraith osprey]

Yippee

[heavy peak]

Muted

[wraith osprey]

Sure
In a hour 😔

[uncut obsidian]

Fakk

We need one more persona

[minor cypress]

You live at apartment complex? Is it only at night?

[uncut obsidian]

Bro got a timeout

[half gazelle]

Yea, and not every night either.

[minor cypress]

Could be a neighbor smoking meth

It has a terrible smell that smells like vinegar, bleach, and burnt plastic combined together

We've had problematic neighbors in the past that smoked that shit

[half gazelle]

That’s what I’m thinkin

[minor cypress]

Would rather deal with perma weed smell then meth

You the upstairs or downstairs apartment unit?

[half gazelle]

Guess I’ll be calling the lifting office tomorrow to bitch about this.

Middle floor in a three story complex

So could be upstairs or downstairs neighbor

[minor cypress]

Does it smell stronger in the bathrooms?

[somber warren]

yeah thats crack

[half gazelle]

Yes actually, but oddly enough tonight the smell is present in my bedroom now. Meaning if they smoked they moved it out of their bathroom and into their bedroom.

[minor cypress]

Prob came from your bathroom. Its likely the neighbors under you tweaking

Apartments are notorious for having smells travel between bathrooms

[somber warren]

burning plastic smell is either crack or your neighbors using pieces of plastic as ziplock bags for drugs

[minor cypress]

Its ok, i know a solid trick to appease them.

Offer them apple juice.

Crackheads love sweets for when they crash.

[half gazelle]

The dead giveaway shoulda been like a month ago when one of the neighbors came and asked to borrow a sheet of foil. To which my roommate was like “hey did you notice she only took like a tiny piece and not like the hole sheet at all?”

[minor cypress]

Bro

And you are just now considering if you have crackhead neighbors

[somber warren]

they smokin heroin too?

[minor cypress]

[somber warren]

damn

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-dead-giveaway-obvious-obviously-gif-5930220

[half gazelle]

Guess so, I didn’t know what that shit smelled like till I started researching what the smell could be and why

[minor cypress]

If you wish to keep neighborly peace, keep fruit juice on standby.

[half gazelle]

Fuck neighborly peace, I don’t wanna smell that crap

Gonna snitch

[minor cypress]

If they run into you and they are tweaking, fruit juice then leave.

Wait

Before you do

Do they have alot of people over?

[somber warren]

get a gun just in case

[half gazelle]

Not that I know of, the weird part is I like never hear my neighbors at all.

[somber warren]

just sitting there smoking crack in silence

[toxic sundial]

Narcan

[minor cypress]

Interesting. At least they are semi considerate

[toxic sundial]

40$ at most pharmacies

[atomic crane]

sounds like they were making a screen for their pipe

[minor cypress]

Thats for downers not uppers

[toxic sundial]

It's for opioids of any kinda

Fent, heroin, that nature

[somber warren]

run up, narcan the tweaker, refuse to elaborate, leave
ruin their high

[minor cypress]

Crack...opiod?

[atomic crane]

brother they're tweakers

[toxic sundial]

Ong leave before they start swinging

[atomic crane]

it's "run up, ruin their high"

[minor cypress]

For real

[toxic sundial]

Genuinely dangerous to narcan some folk

[minor cypress]

Any time you give narcan, duck

[toxic sundial]

Literally goes from unable to breath to fighting you for ruining their 20$ fent high

[minor cypress]

People wake up from that shit and start swinging. Either from being spooked or pissed their high is over

If you do snitch, watch out for everything.

I'm usually a fan of "mind yo own business" unless its a really big deal or directly harming me

Hell hath no fury like a crackless tweaker

[somber warren]

Man once i was smoking a joint with some homies, and some random woman came up and asked us to use her pipe as an ashtray. We did it thinking well thats wierd, then she whips out a rock out of her pocket and starts smoking
me and my homies be like:

[slender rock]

A rock?

[atomic crane]

you did it

[minor cypress]

Crackheads be assembled divergently

[atomic crane]

what you aint smokin' rocks?

[somber warren]

crack rock

[half gazelle]

Speaking of guns and fun, I had a fun (stress filled) time at the local Mexican place with my roommate and fiance.
Dude was in there, was pissed about his order, decided to throw his food and it gets all over the place, he leaves, comes back later with his gal pal and she starts screeching for her money back. She even chases them into the kitchen, then comes back out and starts just trashing their front counter, destroying everything. So my roommate decides to step in and be like “yo yall need to get the fuck out”, dude tries to get up in his face, roommate pulls out HIS FUCKING GUN and chambers a round. Dude and his gal pal decide to leave but still screaming and cussing and saying they’d be back with a gun too.

Thats when we decided to up and gtfo.

So yea, great time. (Not really)

[minor cypress]

Best move is to just disregard their entire existance. No eye contact, no nod, nothing.

[atomic crane]

that aint a rock blur that's the whole boulder

[slender rock]

she don't know whats good then

Poser she was then

[minor cypress]

Yeah that is peak fucking around and finding out

Roomie kinda a dumbass for that one tbh

[half gazelle]

A little

[atomic crane]

only problem is he pulled it out when they were already in his no no zone

[somber warren]

i didn't know i was like 16

[slender rock]

fucking hell

😦

[half gazelle]

Was kinda upset with him

[minor cypress]

Yeah generally if you are carrying, you dont want to look for shit to start and wanna avoid trouble

[somber warren]

why he stopped two trashy ppl destroying the place of hard working mexicans

[minor cypress]

Gun is there just in case, not in all cases.

[somber warren]

your friend did nothing wrong

[slender rock]

Roommie left the trashbin over outside in the backyard, and somehow I stepped into shit during this, I got pissed for obvious reasons

stupid fuck argued with me when I said, if you're done with it, put it back

lazy motherfuck

[minor cypress]

Morally correct move, but not the best judgment call

[slender rock]

<.<

[half gazelle]

Like, yea they were being fucking ghetto trash people, but whipping out a gun just because you decided to get involved with their ghetto business. Not the move. Like it’s our favorite eat spot and it’s not the first time we’ve seen some wild ass shit occur and we’ve just kinda stood by and watched each time. Dunno why this time he decided “ah yes, GUN” was a good thing.

[somber warren]

man my roomate decided to vacuum the kitchen once, he tought i would be proud... THIS MF UNPLUGGED THE FRIDGE
And then fucking said how am i supposed to know the fridge needs electricity

[slender rock]

hmm yeah that was esculation mmyeah

[slender rock]

fucking

how old

[somber warren]

he was like 20 back then i think

[minor cypress]

Looking for trouble isnt the best idea tbh. Carry big stick quietly, etc.

[atomic crane]

well that ejaculated quickly

[slender rock]

hmm

well when they get older 50+ it doesn't change shit

[eager igloo]

The rat has arrived

[slender rock]

so I got told to go kill myself tonight like

you first fucker

[somber warren]

i'm pretty sure he got some kind of undiagnosed mental retardation

you can't be this dumb

[slender rock]

then called me "F***GOT" several times

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pelicula-western-meme-movie-james-cameron-gif-17538857

[half gazelle]

I remember the time we decided to go there at like 2am (cause they’re open 24hrs) and we literally watched a cat fight in the lobby. Which was pretty funny. Going there late at night on the weekends always yields some crazy shit. Or people begging us for some cash so they can buy a beer there.

[atomic crane]

moon rune gif

[slender rock]

🌈

[minor cypress]

The witching hour is a thing for a reason

No good shit happens after 1am

[slender rock]

🐟 we need a purge

or mayan sacrifices to make a come back

it's due

[atomic crane]

You're headed to: 220-Assurance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdtBLD8Lbg

[slender rock]

sadly it is not a rare as it should be

I am just glad I didn't let my temper win it was close after the KYS comment

[half gazelle]

My faith in humanity dies a little each time we go there on a Saturday night or something when the bar/party crowds roll in. I’ve kinda told my roommate that I don’t wanna go there anymore when I do my rescues cause he’s too drunk to drive home.

[slender rock]

hope for humanity is long fucking gone

[eager igloo]

You're californian mate

[slender rock]

that might change soon

[atomic crane]

humanity? i live alone in the middle of a desert, idk what that is

[slender rock]

as much I hate it, leaving mom by herself but...

I can't

anymore

[atomic crane]

im on my courage the cowardly dog farmhouse arc

[half gazelle]

It’s why I prefer to just sit at home and keep to myself for 99.99% of my free time.

[slender rock]

Based

[half gazelle]

People scare me sometimes

[slender rock]

true

[eager igloo]

Life is scary sometimes

[slender rock]

people are shit

[minor cypress]

Your roommate sounds like a manchild

[slender rock]

and before slipnut reference

[rancid iris]

i’m losing braincells reading some of this

[slender rock]

most like is a manchild

just like this fucker I am living with, without a choice... until I ask for legal rep see what happens when I call on thursday

[atomic crane]

not doing a good enough job of holding on to them

[slender rock]

because fuck this shit

[eager igloo]

Hide drugs in his drawer

[half gazelle]

Nah, he only goes to the bar once in a blue moon and gets that fucked. And every time he does he wants to go to our favorite Mexican food place cause they’re like the only place open. So I agree cause I know he’s gonna buy me something.

[slender rock]

why does a dude burn a house down (shared housing same program) incompetence gets a 2nd chance. But I am told off because somehow they're all swooning to his side

is unbelievable

[half gazelle]

He’s a good guy, my best friend, but sometimes makes bad decisions and even I have to be like “wtf was that”

[minor cypress]

Ahh yeah that sucks

[slender rock]

I am not the one with a fucking door bashed open by the local police because he called them and wanted a follow up, refuses to answer the door

so they had to wait for a order/warrant to enter the room

6 hours

😐

fuck that shit

[minor cypress]

Woah what

Did i miss some part of that story

[eager igloo]

He does sound like a mental type

[half gazelle]

I gotta go back and read cause we’re telling two different stories at the same time lol

[atomic crane]

you would think his request for a police visit would have warranted emergency entry

[slender rock]

idk, he left for like a few days

came back, cops wanted to talk to him about it.

His response "Fuck the police man" "you're a fuckin snitch"

[eager igloo]

Why did cops want to talk with him?

[atomic crane]

i mean

[slender rock]

He called them apparently

probably was high on god knows what

[eager igloo]

Ah

[slender rock]

had some regarded dipshit come to the door before asking for meth

like dude fuck off

[atomic crane]

i learned it from livePD, tweakers make a name for themselves among local police

[slender rock]

they do

[minor cypress]

[slender rock]

it's almost a fucking char trait

[half gazelle]

Long story short

Drugs are icky

Don’t do drugs kids

[minor cypress]

We had a hooker that got checked into psych

[slender rock]

I don't fuck with druggos or like dealing with unstable alcholics

I hate them

[half gazelle]

Real

[eager igloo]

You can't just drop shit like that and not elaborate

[slender rock]

REAL REAL

[minor cypress]

She lost her shit bc her john said he would pay her to fuck a dog, then dipped and didnt pay her.

[atomic crane]

YES HE CAN SIR YES HE CAN SIR

[minor cypress]

She was so mentally boomed that she checked into psych

[half gazelle]

I get legit anxiety when I’m around a druggie. I feel like they’ll stab me at any moment.

[atomic crane]

true...

[slender rock]

I just hate having to clean up after them

[eager igloo]

It got so much worse so quickly

[slender rock]

or finding shit missing that isn't their shit

[atomic crane]

and they live next to normal people without any regard for how their tweaker behavior makes the other people feel

[minor cypress]

Eh i just dont trust them at all

[slender rock]

which this dude "If I see tools i am gonna use them if I need it"

doesn't fucking put it back

[eager igloo]

That's what meth does

[slender rock]

so like that isn't yours first off of

fucking ugh

[minor cypress]

Just treat anyone that is a tweaker or doing anything harder then weed/psychs(responsibly) like an oblivion npc

[slender rock]

so... stabbing them dragging them into the water?

oh wait

[minor cypress]

They uh....had to call animal control to seperate her from the dog. And then she got checked into psych

[atomic crane]

bro how tweakin can you get one of them by just saying "have you heard of the high elves?" when they come up asking you for change

[somber warren]

i always say: fun is over, take it back or you get your ass beat when i feel my temper taking over
always works bc i'm a big guy

[slender rock]

true...

[minor cypress]

Unironically, yes.

[slender rock]

but I have to live with this cunt so

idk if I can say that

[slender rock]

feral human crypid

[atomic crane]

they'll walk off but you know they'll be thinking hard about high elves for a while

[minor cypress]

Either don't interact or treat them like oblivion npc. They usually get confused and fuck off. Just say some extra dumb shit

[half gazelle]

I also get really fucking nervous when a random person comes up and asks me for money, but that’s mostly cause that’s how I got mugged once. Decided to be nice and pull out my bag to try and dig for a spare dollar or something. yoink

Won’t make that mistake again. Now I just give my leftovers from a restaurant to panhandlers instead cause that’s less likely to get me mugged I think.

[minor cypress]

Its a double edged sword.

[atomic crane]

will never be homeless, cant relate, get away from me

[minor cypress]

Definately dont interact with any of em

[atomic crane]

sorry homeless, #privileged

[minor cypress]

But sometimes befriending local homeless to a certain degree will help scare off the higher tier homeless.

Just don't film or be a cunt thats doing it to feel good about yourself.

[half gazelle]

I genuinely feel bad for the people in the situations. But I’m always cautious cause well, people scare me.

In general I’m just afraid of people

[eager igloo]

Homeless here aren't junkies afaik, just alcoholics, and generally not dangerous

[minor cypress]

During christmas time, we will have "go bags" with a backpack, blanket, socks, babywipes, buzzballs and nonperishables. Put in backpack, give to homeless dude, say dueces, leave.

[eager igloo]

But they tend to overuse generosity

[minor cypress]

We had a few that stuck around. Used to fight off the shittier homeless and beat some dude trying to break into my car once.

[eager igloo]

That's a good way to go about it

[minor cypress]

Was def worth it.

[half gazelle]

The one time I did encounter a homeless person who didn’t make me feel weird or wasn’t strung out was this older dude. Guy was just genuinely chill. But of course my awkward ass was still awkward as I am with any stranger.

[atomic crane]

my heart has zero open wounds, sorry homeless

[minor cypress]

Yeah. They don't want fancy shit or to be on tiktok. Dont ask for their story or anything like that.

[atomic crane]

my money is my own, my leftovers are going wherever is easiest for me to put them

[eager igloo]

Except to each other that is, we have student area where you can drink in the open, and homeless have divided that between themselves, as in who can look for return bottles in which bins. Apparently some time ago one homeless guy stabbed the other over this

[somber warren]

One time i saw a homeless Dude sleeping With a needle in His arm

[quartz ridge]

I heard first hand from one of my old HS teachers

She stated that she knew some of the local tweakers

Turned out it was the SPED kids of her time

[quartz ridge]

They let them free after either their parents / guardians died or simply wandered off

Due to SPED locations being shutdown

[minor cypress]

Yeah i never bother with money or anything like that. But every once i a while i like trying to put some good back into the world

[quartz ridge]

I think the whole " my heart has no open wounds " is a bad approach

[stone blade]

Good morning chat

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[quartz ridge]

These people have no idea what they are doing is wrong

[eager igloo]

Morning Ivanko

[stone blade]

hai hai everyone ❤️

[half gazelle]

Hallo

[quartz ridge]

One shits in the middle of the street but he doesn't know thats bad because hes mentally deficient

[minor cypress]

Its just a careful balancing act between being human and being gullible. Can't save em all, and a good chunk of people shouldn't be saved

[atomic crane]

all that means is i'm not going to give anyone money unless it's in exchange for something, and i'm not going to go out of my way to help any stranger

[quartz ridge]

Money is a no go

[eager igloo]

Ye

[atomic crane]

i do not have a bleeding heart essentially

[half gazelle]

Kokopelli microwaving the honeybuns as we speak

[quartz ridge]

But sometimes you should go out of your way to help

[atomic crane]

i dont want to

and i do what i want

[quartz ridge]

Well if you don't want to thats your choice

[minor cypress]

Last dude i helped out had a cute cat during winter. Homie was sleeping without a blanket in 10F weather and gave the blanket to the cat

[quartz ridge]

But thinking of all homeless as a problem is wrong

[somber warren]

me giving the homeless guy a 3.99 bottle of Vodka bc i'm nice Like that

[atomic crane]

you talking to someone else

cuz i never said anything like that

[minor cypress]

Thats why i usually give em buzzballs or little bits of booze. But only during christmas. And books.

[quartz ridge]

I feel like thats the mentality though

Sub consiously a lot of people look down on homeless

[minor cypress]

It was really fucked too. Dude died a few months after that. Had telltale signs of aids.

[quartz ridge]

Give them no chances at evem the smallest things

[minor cypress]

[atomic crane]

i dont have any particular mentality, i really dont think about them at all to be honest

[quartz ridge]

I try to guide them to local Mosques or Churches

[atomic crane]

except for when brainfart gets the conversation laser focused on the topic

[minor cypress]

But at least bros cat got some treats

[atomic crane]

what i do feel strongly about is everyone having the freedom to choose whether they help another human being or not, rather than being forced in either direction

[minor cypress]

We were driving to store and had to call it in. Dudes cat was sleeping in the backpack we gave em

[stone blade]

@eager igloo aloooo

[eager igloo]

Hiii

[minor cypress]

For sure. No need to feel obligated to help at all. Do what you wanna do

[atomic crane]

but also california

[minor cypress]

I just think putting some good into the world isn't a bad thing. Someones gotta do it

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/animie-condo-gif-18305764

[eager igloo]

I love how quickly this convo devolved

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078889761818812488/1178088525158162593/3b841925027b46a5ab3332109f3d03f7.mp4?ex=6574df70&is=65626a70&hm=a67d26f3fd3da6773891f8fca2b928ba5ccaa3d7d57c7197d5bf4e872a9ea895&

tweaker when i fuck with them this christmas

[somber warren]

I never understood that Cocktail ready to Drink Thing

Expensive nonsense

[atomic crane]

if you're tryna sell me a handle of "Old Fashioned" i'm calling bullshit

[minor cypress]

The buzzballs? Cheap, bottom barrel, gets you buzzed. Thats it.

[stone blade]

who out here has lindt chocolates in their country?
those things are awesome

[minor cypress]

Canned cocktails? Trash

[atomic crane]

aint no way you got that shit in there and the bourbon still tastes nice

[somber warren]

I saw that they cost Like 3 Dollars, thats Not cheap

[eager igloo]

Expensive as fuck, but really good

[stone blade]

trueee

[eager igloo]

Belgians know their shit

[stone blade]

lindt go so hard

[somber warren]

My man Beer is cheaper then water here

[minor cypress]

The hell? We get em pretty cheap here. Not that i bother getting them

[atomic crane]

lindt makes my mouth feel like the river of chocolate in charlie & the choc factory

[eager igloo]

Accurate

[atomic crane]

i struggle to eat chocolate by itself, it's really rich and thick

gotta cut it with something like nuts or that crispy rice shit they put in crunch bars

i can get down with sucking it

but chomping is a no-go

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/giraffe-suck-bj-pole-gif-16943865

[atomic crane]

mista goodbar is my favorite chocolate bar

[eager igloo]

Ye that shit goes hard

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-cakes-foodie-delicious-homemade-foodiegram-gif-24381080

this gif wouldnt load

its a surprise

oh it's just a cooking video? wtf

[minor cypress]

But where is the rest of the gif

[atomic crane]

idk but the important part is kinder buenos

[devout hull]

@uncut obsidian is fucking dead.

[minor cypress]

You can't just edge me with cooking videos like that

[uncut obsidian]

le internet le died

[atomic crane]

kinder bueno is like a less expensive ferrero rocher

love both

[uncut obsidian]

WHO WANNA HOP ON LETHAL COMPANY

[stone blade]

omg this is awesome too

[atomic crane]

god i wish but it's 2 in the morning

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[minor cypress]

I would but im at work

[stone blade]

bro shut up with your lethal company and go back to being a femboy

[minor cypress]

[uncut obsidian]

im a femboy in lethal company

[atomic crane]

HEY. YOU BETTER STOP TALKING TO THEM LIKE THAT BEFORE I GET REALLY MAD.

[devout hull]

He's the femboy janitor of Lethal Company.

[stone blade]

no?

[atomic crane]

YOU NEED TO STOP BEING MEAN TO THEM AND START BEING NICE TO THEM.

[stone blade]

he doesnt know

[minor cypress]

Cleans up the goon cave

[devout hull]

Shut your +17 ass up.

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/mop-mopping-cleaning-ocean-beach-gif-17817458

[devout hull]

And kiss me on the lips.

[stone blade]

@eager igloo what other cool candies do you have in polska land

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/988000883180703744/1045625405685628938/ezgif.com-gif-maker_-_2022-07-15T183109.613.gif

[uncut obsidian]

wanna join again or later

[fallow trellis]

ai is the future

[devout hull]

I can do one hour.

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-gif-11468066415068006070

[uncut obsidian]

will you be able to vc

later

[devout hull]

Later might be VC able.

[atomic crane]

but here's the lethaler

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-explosion-ascended-t-pose-the-company-gif-2942519901903126880

man... this company sure is lethal..

[eager igloo]

So many lol

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/plompy-bat-eared-fox-qargin-time-gif-5944163140394085637

[uncut obsidian]

hop on le thal com pannie

[eager igloo]

Mostly foreign stuff, but there are some local goodies

[stone blade]

hop on deez nutz

[stone blade]

our local stuff is nice too

[eager igloo]

Now Im thinking about plums in chocolate

[stone blade]

I love Солети

[minor cypress]

Cherry chocolate

[stone blade]

which is very thin bread sticks

[minor cypress]

In chocolate?

[eager igloo]

Oh that

[uncut obsidian]

bet

after hopping on lethal company

[stone blade]

no

[eager igloo]

"Paluszki" or literally "little fingers"

[minor cypress]

Im a visual learner.

[stone blade]

SHOUTOUT

TO THESE

[minor cypress]

The fuck thats just pretzel sticks

[stone blade]

with the ghetto ass bunny

yes

but theyre small

[minor cypress]

So small prezel sticks

[eager igloo]

Yes

[pale ingot]

this guy has never heard of Croco pretzel sticks

[stone blade]

I have

[minor cypress]

Just call them pretzel sticks then lol

[stone blade]

we have croco crackers too here

from lidl

[pale ingot]

lidl

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1179224683904766093/20231127_172811.png?ex=65790191&is=65668c91&hm=c0a52329b993fbc709a769514d53b3daf29d6c0a678c507d99b4aaae406d34bc&

[minor cypress]

I cant read moon runes

[atomic crane]

more fun than call of duty too

[ocean pulsar]

true

[uncut obsidian]

hop on lethal company

[ocean pulsar]

no

[atomic crane]

god i wish i had lethalers to play with in my timezone