#πͺbruh-fart
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Damn
Too bad i can't edit Falco's name
He's missing the D, to become one of the famous rule34 artists 
hi
classic, epitome of white gurl music
somebody wants to go on a date playing this
https://vxtwitter.com/SilentManJoe/status/1729174908117369084?s=20 @grizzled meadow saying to play Yaku 0 to @fierce jay (a bit loud at the end)
The notorious shamand 
Currently obsessed with this dog that sounds like it has an Italian accent π
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Falcog

the name's West, West Hasfallen
goated game
i just lost all of my progress because i had only one character, and i died from a gasoline pump that i shot myself by accident
whelp what do i pick (beside arcane empire, it looks to edgy)
hmm
ok
stop posting bandit propaganda before you make me start a new bandit playthrough on gamma
Bandits are the best
there are spiders around me
why
wdym why
wdym why would you want that
i threatened a rat with a kitchen knife
Cheeseburgers and poverty
and it started speaking mexican
Did it say "Ay Mang, you got games on your foone???"
No it said something like "Voodoo, byatch, skaddaddle outta here, east boah"
Awwh, sad. I dunno that rat
the weedle
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ποΈ π§Ώ πβπ¨
I lose braincells everyday
November is soon over in a few days I canβt wait
can relate
can you imagine that some day
Some day...
We wont have any braincells?
porn addict
So we go back to cave man?
Woke = [REDACTED]
Slay = Either Sex or "Seize the day" type shit. Idk women
Gyatt = Someone's big beautiful booty
Well you can lick my balls bitch
someone explain to me what the fuck "fanum tax" is
i dont know either
Idk
woke = scp?
Fanum, a rather rotund friend of kai cenat is infamous for taking everyone's food as a "tax"
jesus
Woke = Politics
Delight...PLEASE
I BEG OF YOU
im sorry
DONT KILL ME
Therefore [REDACTED] because I can't get another mute
π₯
dies in real life
π
Woke is just the red pill blue pill shit
What a fat fuck
βͺ
death is better than being british
whos the guy on your pfp
Bro is dirty bulking to the max
Drug man
he looks like borat
johhny depp
he plays tom hunter in fear and loathing movie
It's that movie where they do the thing
didnt johny depp play joseph stalin in the one piece netflix series?
They do the drugs and one of them sleeps with an underage 
i mean- literally me
idk i didnt watch it
Idk but that sounds sick as fuck
Glad to see Johnny getting some work again
like the moment when stalin sayed anuu cheeki-
HELL NAH
FURRIE
I do not even remember posting here i think i just misclicked π
and 
then ill call falco and we can go back
You think I'm gonna interact with that
That's funny
You're funny
Fuck you.

I heard the new hunger games was mid
i dont watch dora
learn polish with me
Jerking off is not really "watching" either tbh

Oh my god
Live johannes kepler reaction
his ass is NOT live
Live johannes kepler's equation reaction
refer to your pfp for my honest reaction
ass
o kurwa
True i hate kepler
Which garfield
andrew
Based
the one from batman
Andrew garfield's spiderman is good imo
yea
The movies themselves not rlly
Ray William Johnson
Krill your shell
ok
is that pitbull?
kratos
is that the guy from the song international love?
National hate
he looks like a witcher
kratos from the critically acclaimed video game god of war
my lawyer told me to not further continue this joke
Chimera lite
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1071843868435304600/SPOILER_en.mp4
nein
ich not spielle ingland
polish nationalists
anarchists and bandits
Fun fact : we are sending a canadian to space
cool
And leaving him there
will he die?
trolled

But fr the artemis II crew got announced π₯
black chimera
theres literally nothing there bro not even a mcdonalds
Chemical weapons :
The dust on the moon is extremely toxic and can easily give you cancer
we should smoke it
Good luck
Fellas
Just watched the movie again for nostalgia
And holy fuck did it not age well at all
E/10
I cant beliefe the proganist of armored core 6 is monosodium glutamate
I haven't uploaded anything as I was working on this, enjoy friends.
Soundcloud:
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hickock
stachu jones
pick up the phone baby
Scott Pilgrim, Harry Potter, Twilight, etc etc
All of these things have ruined the femoid existence
i know youre home baby
Not sure which one is crazier. Scott pilgrim chicks definately high on the list
Ur momo
is that really weird
theres a story behind it
All games that use the steamfix thingy go through Spacewar

But man am i not intoxicated enough to dump the parental lore 
your mom uses steamfix thingy to go through spacewar
even hosting for normal games, VR real games use spacewar for shit
Clearly spacewar is better than chud4
its like a dev tool of sorts if i remember correctly
i am going to beat you to death
my reaction to that information
Bad crop
ligming
gaming
Crop top
Drop top
Drop slop
DO NOT replace frog with "five nights at freddy's"
Smokin on cookie in the hotbox
Something something crock pot
Guardians 3 is so based
stfu havent seen it
Uh snape hits the griddy in it
The main villain is chukwudi
Bros got the exhaust pipe pants
dont replace five nights at eddy's with 
kurwa bobr
japierdole jakie bydle
JNCOs in current year?
shoutout to the LGBT fam but i have no idea what youre talking about π―
I almost got scared that guy might be in my vicinity but the local church is bigger than that
Just add guns to lethal company
true
Scp: 5k
and c4s to blow up turrets and doors
gamma mods
Scp: is public domain with endless lore and characters created by fans
Lethal company: not scp game
Who is best seller on steam
your mom
gyus im playing onlsaught 2.2 which basic turret is bset
You hope not
another one of those coop games that ppl will play for a few weeks and move onto the next one
mad?
no its cool
mad?
project playtime like?
like phasmophobia
was that the bite of 97

If power goes down again after i turn my pc on
I will find them and tell them mortii matii sa va bag
jesus wont return because he cant afford the plane ticket
how do u know? are you his accountant
yes
Real
Can confirm, the dog talk italian (the woman as well)
When i come back to my house i'm going to take a monster shit
Make sure its green
Well but it might be liquid
can relate
Mfs made me eat a pizza and pasta
Celiac?
Falco is pulling a operation on me
What does that mean
is he pulling out ur funny bone
Use a when the noun or adjective that comes next begins with a consonant sound. Use an when the noun or adjective that comes next begins with a vowel sound.
i didnt throw wikipedia at you
alleric to gluten
A magic spell that deals %max hp dmg to all italians

If i was allergic to gluten i would be dead by now
Who would be the mother?
I hate typing english on phone
True π€
Also pavlo i fucked with your dad Last night
fucked WITH or???
Fucked with didn't fuck him
it definetely is melodic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBrgLF63q2k
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Best comment
100% sex
100% drugs
100% money
100% bober kurwa
100% jakie bydle jebane
Is sidorovich pregnant there?
download the app and make it real
i like how the 2nd image was buff humanoid pikachu
tw: man eats dry ice and gets his stomach pump
tfw i eat a concentrated ball of gas and now stummy hurt
So....
Damn its real
we have been hard gaming lads
damn he tried it
100% @placid sail
Closest thing its made to pregnant sid. So far.
Looks like that one guy
Died in a chopper crash
real clown hours

We getting warmer
tell him "russian bald no beard fat guy gunsmith sidorovich pregnant"
WARMER
My mans is singlehandedly scooping ENTIRE fucking trays of food into his mouth
Ima keep it real 100.. i'm not always keeping it real 100
Damn pretty close actually
No beard? Does this ai understand what NO BEARD means?
idk but i want some
π«πΏ
vile
Aight im done. This is peak for now
What the fuck have I come back to
man me and my brother took a photo with our moms
and she's like a dwarf
i'm like 1.79 my brother is 1.80 and she is 1.50
Photoshoping a (D) on Malcom X

HEHEHE HA
Poor guide. Mercs pulled up at rookie village
when you dont help fanatic with rookie village
she and her mother got fucked by the turkish pain of it still stays to this day
yes
freak
the fuck
you gotta be real fucked up to be one of those
they would sure enjoy having ligma
should i re-read Fire force
mang..a.
the one with the dude that has fire feet
ueaj
read emergence
yeah
fuckin dork
yeah
spice7, your new nickname is Tiger2
shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy ya
drank
swalalala
drank
swalalala
estupido
yo that gun is jammed
@uncut obsidian @maiden arrow
leauge players are the kind that will ask for more micro transactions
Kill 7 billion people
title says it all
I don't know who made the original
Kill 7 billion people
the best I can do is six billion demons
gun tiktokers be like
That shoulder armor shit is so damn cumbersome
Already hard enough to should a rifle with a plate carrier
i have kevlar deltoid protectors and they fit in fine. i'd imagine ceramics or steel shoulder guards would be a pain in the ass though
Can't stand them, shrap collars are great but deltoid stuff I hate
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that they have a koala for their Commander or the fact that they put a tree in the tank for the koala to perch on. Also, this is so Australian that it hurts and I love it.
Edit: I see a lot of people saying stuff like "WHERE IS THE BOB SEMPLE" and just........chill. Koala Forest is meant to be Austr...

jesus
no its boku
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can I interest you in a Czech hockey documentary's opening sequence
dammitu bobby
man those recordings are gorgeous
guys is karaoke suppose to be this weird
just two homies practicing how to kiss a lady
i prefer original
race of her boyfriend
Is this for real
!falco
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Yes
man California fucking sucks especially LA
mfs steal SF's water
just to fuel wildfires in both cities
I win.
the caption matches what he says
and regarding if it's staged or not, I dunno
kinda normal for us tbh so could be real
sounds like it's dubbed over tho
I would not, under normal circumstances, consider myself attracted to the same sex. However, with that said, I may be easily convinced to venture outside of my normal scope of sexual desires to include homosexual activities given the offer of a sum of money equal to or exceeding twenty US Dollars.
long story short
you're gey for 20 dollars
MEND ASS CRACK
It's not possible.
GOOD LUCK SHITTING OUTTA THERE SMOOTH ARSE
It's just not.
SPLIT NIPPLES
no one said "why not you stupid bastard" 
Werthers all the way
I feel pretty retarded learning fighting games on street fighter 5 which has like 200 concurrent players but there's people actively playing 20 year old street fighters so I might not be that retarded
is someone here fascinated by war and guns and shirt
i need a quote or copypasta thats the most bullshit and stupid, and stuff
i want to make a war nerd mad by what i say but i knwo nothing about war
i love shirt
i use shirt every day
i dont want to ping him
Just pretend to know a pic of a common rifle with another countries rifle, eg. Lebel rifle or whatever being mistook for a mosin nagant or something
Tell him that Rommel was an ardent nazi and a bad general
adamantly state the .45 is a weak caliber and .22 is better because itβs lighter
Claim that you carry a .46
.22 is the most lethal because it bounces around the human body
The good aul 5.56 vs 7.62x39 argument never fails to start riots and murders
I carry a .500 nitro
1 because Iβm not a psychopath
anything other than the first one is retarded
So someone can steal my miney using NFC terminal?
Ur dumb?
yea
Bottom right
@grizzled meadow
https://youtu.be/SOPFhm3DlN0?si=dxOBQZTh6m87IGzt
These videos are exclusively advertisements for plummcorp clothing - Randall Thymes
https://plummcorp.com
i would like 2
but my headphone plug is on the bottom
so for comfort 1
who out here putting screwdrivers in they urethra
1 man 1 anthill

βRespect our beliefs!β The moment i start respecting them:
Frick
I'm a heretic
What the hell?
Agreed
π€
What a gentleman
And Iβm going to rip your guts when you go to sleep
Too cute
Give polak a bobr and he will be happy for a whole day
Learn him to catch Bobr and he will know how to fish them out
The throne I want in gamma before I die to radiation because I forgot vodka
A meme i can actually relate to. Finally 

A laughing matter
Rat jumpscare
Literally the song I want to listen to before I do
D:
Reject addiction embrace food
This is no laughing matter
You can be addicted to food, arguably the most dangerous addiction
i am addicted to breathing
Yes, especially if i made it
never stopped since i was born
Hehehehe
bro didnt get the smug elf face
How can you guys literally canβt see the speech bubble
theres 20 different speech bubbles across 20 different flashing screens?
First one
each emaning different things, one of them meaning ,, i like tits ''???
Last was a joke
and.. what about that speech bubble?
it doesnt change a thing
addiction to food causes DEATH in 100% of cases 
Itβs not a analysis
It is when i explained it to my gf that didn't understood english but still understood it 
Love you too :b
Obesity is one of the leading causes of death in America
when are we gonna play ozmboid together
Iβm not in America
Ah you are safe then
i was saying like
youre hard coded to need to eat. unless youre fucked up fr and have an eating disorder you cant just ignore your need to eat
Not really lots of europeans are hella fat as well
Probably when i get a job 
but it takes a bit more effort to get fat here
Iβm not even from Europe lmao
maja what do you do in zomboid?
Cuz my pc is fucked
cool fucking hat
I mean when you consider everything dying of overeating is far better than dying of starvation
wdym what do i do
Not the biggest problem when you think abt it
are u the hunter gatherer or the carpenter or what
takes a lot more effort
Nourishing
eh>? do people actually main their jobs and only play a certain job?
kinda
They don't even count people who die of starvation in the US because it just doesn't happen
Jesse....we need to cook
i wonder how morbidly obese people maintain that weight. how much money has to go into food a day??
idk, i only have 5 hours, 1 of playing with a dude that doesnt want to paly anymore, and 4 of making a character and trying to host a server
and i dont want to play alone so
unemployed max strength max fitness main moment
Relatable
poor maja
Honestly wish i could gain weight
Well food has gotten a lot more calorie dense, everything has fructose jammed into it
i wish i could lose more weight
I wish nothing I have dumbbells
Let's switch
ive been losing weight steadily for a year now and proud of myself, i used to be a fatass and now just about everyone i know has been telling me i lost a lot of weight, some even didnt recognize me for a while lmao
e, how
No idea
But would be an idea
Yeah it's a great feeling, same with putting on muscle
Lol
how heavy arte u
I weight like 57kg with 1.8m
π
No shit
what is that in real measurements
how are you still alive
and you want to lose weight??
wdym, thats normal
Didn't i say gain?-

yeah gain sorry
weighs three yards and is 14 lbs tall
Exaggerated swagger
Lmao it's okay
we both are young, the moment we become old oru metabolism goes to shit, i have no idea why would anybody want to gain weight
i dont wanna end up as a fat bich
p!cat
Cuz thighs
And generally more fat=more muscle
and youre gonna sacrifice every other part of yoru body for.. thighs?
Which is frol both male and female sides good
true. my legs are strong as fuck now because of all the times when i was younger walking around with all that fat that i dont have anymore
do u exercise for the muscle to exist?
and i can do push ups!!!!! yippeeeeeeee
Being a lardass gives you great calves
he is not sad
STAY FIT, BURN FAT, BURN EVERYTHING KILL EVERYTHING BURN HOUSES WRIGHTLIFT NUCLEAR PAYLOADS KILL KILL
yess yayyyyy
KILL
I was outside yesterday for 4 hours walking in the snow
KILL
KILL
KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE
do you exercise regularly as a routine with the same exercises
not the worst
or do you go outside once a month and walk for hours
yeah its.. completely fine i think
i be a bit fat, me legs are super strong
Won't do much if i don't eat enough
can squat 600+
yeahi got hella calves
yapppiii
literalyl could pick me up
ur so short wtf
48kg 5,9 π
maja is a midget
no
Five foot nine
id want to be a midget
bro eat some food
8 billion people, 16 billion balls
Brother is a fucking concentration camp victim
π
yeah
Bro whatttt?
i dont understand- how are people surprised by that
BUILDING THE LARGEST BALL POOL EVER
are u 40
Nah
how odl raue
Kg is easy to convert just double it and add 2 for every 10
because it's literally emaciated
14 years old
speak fuckign english not EMACIATED my ass
oh, then thats normal
i was like 49 kg 5'8 as a junior
god ur fucking tall
WAIT banned hes 14
Huh
real
real
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lil bro go get a job
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I didnβt see that shit in the rules
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noo dont worry ur not gonna get banned, its just a joke β€οΈ
(u might on brainfart tho)
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next to the channel name
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Shut p maja
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Huh
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K
I canβt be on brain fart
KILL
What
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Is it really necessary to be 18?
Man its so lovely in winter nice and cold
KILL
cells
YES KILL
cells.
Sad
Goodbye
Unless you become a mod
^
then you can be a minor all you want
Kill?
KILL
KILL?!?
KILL
aw, itd be nice to be a minor now
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(What are we killing)
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what does that mean
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that being executed wouldnt be bad
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Aight bye then
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Sorry
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What who's 14?
shaq
he died
shaq
So called free thinkers when KILL
DIED
DEAD
KILL HIM
DEAD
KILL HIM NOW
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DEAD
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Aight, minors get blocked
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shaved my pubes feeling like i'm in my youth again
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These dead cells are ultrakilling.
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ew wtf
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DEADmaxxing
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