#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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uncut obsidian
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and then there's me who can't buy anything online because im russian

slate crown
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Don't need to when there's a cash on delivery system

ruby minnow
uncut obsidian
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outside

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like sites

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like steam

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or amazon

ruby minnow
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well you can buy things online but just really limited to russia

slate crown
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Unfortunate

ruby minnow
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i mean

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he couldn't buy shit from outside either

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ngl

slate crown
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Yea the situation sucks for everyone

ruby minnow
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i know i can't even tho i'm not limited

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even buying games is hard

slate crown
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I just ask my gf to buy me games

uncut obsidian
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or aliexpress

slate crown
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She's the one with plastic

uncut obsidian
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china has it all

slate crown
ruby minnow
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but i hate him

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and he doesn't give me or my brother that much money

slate crown
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Unlucky

ruby minnow
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just waiting for his death so i can take his property

slate crown
ruby minnow
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he has 2 daughters but the law says the male kids have priority over the property

fallow trellis
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which law says taht

slate crown
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Based law

fallow trellis
slate crown
ruby minnow
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and also these 2 girls aren't from my mother they are from another

fallow trellis
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is this inheritance laws or somethin?

slate crown
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Ye

ruby minnow
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do i look like i know what inheritance means

fallow trellis
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it should be even steven

slate crown
fallow trellis
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my dad has 11 siblings they all have equal share on my grandpas college

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he owns 1/12 of the college

slate crown
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Inheritance is unheard of here since everyone poor kekcry

fallow trellis
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most countries have a laws that state that all offsprings (legitimate) have equal inheritance

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but its bs since my uncle is the only one running that shit, my dad just goes there to eat

slate crown
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The only inheritance i have is my fathers plot of land he bought

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That's about it

fallow trellis
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depending where you are

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or like

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where that plot is

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could be alot

slate crown
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In the city where my house is currently residing

fallow trellis
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I cant even afford this flat by myself

slate crown
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You feloff iedy

uncut obsidian
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@narrow lotus boykisser_blush

narrow lotus
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fabrication

slate crown
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Sure sure

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Whatever you say

solar obsidian
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please provide the logs

uncut obsidian
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@narrow lotus you can't escape

solar obsidian
slate crown
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The logs never lie

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
narrow lotus
solar obsidian
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smh

slate crown
uncut obsidian
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this u?

slate crown
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Prosecuting brainfart today

slate crown
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He had enough boolets

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πŸ˜”

uncut obsidian
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bro made enough money to not work for the next 40 years

fallow trellis
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Isnt he banned in tiktok or something

uncut obsidian
narrow lotus
rancid iris
uncut obsidian
slate crown
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New emote

uncut obsidian
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old

slate crown
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Never noticed it til now

solar obsidian
severe flicker
stone blade
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tf is wrong with you people

amber flume
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I fucking LOVE roleplaying warhammer on furry fetish AI chat bots

grizzled meadow
uncut obsidian
grizzled meadow
uncut obsidian
grizzled meadow
slate crown
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Yea

solar obsidian
slate crown
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So how are we executing him?

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I was thinking penis guillotine

visual stirrup
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dipping his balls in the deep fryer

slate crown
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Ooooh thats good too

visual stirrup
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sentenced to touch grass

uncut obsidian
slate crown
visual stirrup
foggy mantleBOT
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Use p!perms to learn more.

gilded blade
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Imagine making ledy a brainfart exile

slate crown
uncut obsidian
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as if he isn't already

slate crown
slate crown
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Everything

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How do you think I've stayed here for so long

runic kernel
uncut obsidian
slate crown
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😭

stone blade
solar obsidian
wraith osprey
solar obsidian
wraith osprey
slender rock
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that's a LARGE liver tho

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πŸ‘€

wraith osprey
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stay away

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i need that shit

ocean pulsar
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
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wanna play lethal company?

glad carbon
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
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Sry

ocean pulsar
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ask me ask me

glad carbon
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I need to force myself to sleep

uncut obsidian
ocean pulsar
glad carbon
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Gonna take 3 Benadryl rn

uncut obsidian
ocean pulsar
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Yeah but mine is better

glad carbon
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I made that

ocean pulsar
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sure

slender rock
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Nipples, in your heart

glad carbon
solar obsidian
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blur, what the hell are u watching

solar obsidian
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xmas stick

lyric horizon
placid sail
slender rock
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Drinks two rockstars within an hour of eachother

placid sail
solar obsidian
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i see how it is

placid sail
solar obsidian
severe flicker
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glad carbon
uncut obsidian
severe flicker
solar obsidian
runic kernel
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Hi Delight Hi Madi

slender rock
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πŸ‘€

severe flicker
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R E S O N A N C E C A S C A D E

solar obsidian
foggy mantleBOT
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slender rock
severe flicker
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the bus is already the equivalent of silent hill i dont need it to be any worse

slate crown
glad carbon
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he needs to get his flashlightr

solar obsidian
slate crown
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Couldn't pirate lethal company so i got Dusk instead

uncut obsidian
glad carbon
glad carbon
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dusk is pretty good

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you should get uhh

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hrot

runic kernel
livid pond
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who gave this mf a mic

tulip ravine
oblique spire
livid pond
runic kernel
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Hi llama

ocean pulsar
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fazbear 5 fredinald

slate crown
glad carbon
slate crown
oblique spire
slender rock
uncut obsidian
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habibi ay

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habibi ay

tulip ravine
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It’s game day today at

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Old Trafford is falling down dodododododada ten hag is a fucking clown dudududududdada glazers staying ten more years dudududdada Everton are on the beers dudududada

stone blade
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Today

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I bought this monster

narrow lotus
stone blade
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ah ye

narrow lotus
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@slate palm many casualties after yesterday

stone blade
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we also have fallen down trees

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it's great

vagrant zodiac
narrow lotus
stone blade
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nvm

stone blade
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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god came

narrow lotus
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Classic dirt

stone blade
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mmm those apartment buildings

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chekannya 15

narrow lotus
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Winter : exists in november - december season

Romanian Authorities : clueless clueless it caught us by surprise , we couldnt prepare

narrow lotus
vagrant zodiac
stone blade
minor cypress
runic kernel
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Hi Ivan Hi ledy Hi Sammy

minor cypress
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We big spaceglide gaming tonight

stone blade
severe flicker
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oblique spire
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Chat do I play siege and farm renown and want to kill myself or play war thunder and want to kill myself

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Or just kms

livid pond
minor cypress
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siege king

stone blade
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what should be the next villager I get my hands on

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what profession?

uncut obsidian
stone blade
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nvm

honest vale
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when the rookie bandit headshots you from 150m with a sawn-off toz

stone blade
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I'm thinking of getting a farmer

stone blade
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wtf

stone blade
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twitch gaming

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I respect it

hexed karma
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I don't

lost tartan
worldly gate
true sedge
solar obsidian
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1070

worldly gate
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"1070 graphics card"

true sedge
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emulation is pretty tough, that might actually struggle...

solar obsidian
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fellas, i got that 2mb ram. gonna play notepad

heavy peak
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
worldly gate
lost tartan
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its how i got my first exo and some nice guns

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sadly cant sell repaired guns

worldly gate
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How i got my first LR-300 in SoC

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Dead merc spawned in Rostok lol

heavy peak
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Ey @grizzled meadow

ruby minnow
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ubisoft has fucking pop-up ads in their game now kekw

ruby minnow
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yeah

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now there are pop-up ads

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while you'ree playing a game

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of course its not ads like you would see on youtube

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ads of their games

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in their games

quaint ore
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I just checked it

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It was a "Technical error"

heavy peak
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The so called "bug"
As their "original plan" was to serve ads in main menu pepelmao

quaint ore
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And it was only on Assassins Creed Mirage

worldly gate
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Far Cry 6

If you press the default screenshot button for steam it just crashes the game lmao

minor cypress
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Its joever

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I think my fizz was an angry turk or something

slate crown
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2 14

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😭

grizzled meadow
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grizzled meadow
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Ahahahahahahahaha

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Finally

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Incredible command

placid sail
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league kys

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(also your team has garbage stats)

minor cypress
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always has been

placid sail
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also naut jungle is unhinged, at least back in the time I played that cursed game

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it makes me glad I don't recognise some of the items anymore

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I'm free of the cuuuuurse

minor cypress
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yeah its just pbe

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so its 4fun

ruby minnow
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season 14 looks fun

placid sail
minor cypress
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better that then the bug abusing karthus

placid sail
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after seeing zed mains try their hardest in urf, game mode made specifically to fuck around and have fun, not tryhard, I don't believe in people having fun in league

minor cypress
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with 15s ult cd

ruby minnow
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yeah you won't have fun

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you gotta play it at least with 3 friends

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5 is the best obiviously

placid sail
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I've come to a better solution

minor cypress
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idk man i just listen to hardstyle and spaceglide on fools

rotund kindle
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@warm drift

slate crown
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League is just sad now after the garena incidents

glad carbon
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ad for assassins creed

slate crown
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Shit game

glad carbon
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wtf

minor cypress
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oh yeah its been shit game

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but dopamine go brtt

slate crown
minor cypress
slate crown
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Fuck that

slate crown
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Just some random games in steam

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Sven coop and shit

glad carbon
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sven is epic

slate crown
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Sven is a classic

slate crown
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Rn really itching for lethal company but gotta wait until next week

minor cypress
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its a fun game tbh

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hard but fun

glad carbon
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unofficially download it

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until then

slate crown
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Yea but online multiplayer dont work

glad carbon
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you just need a patch

slate crown
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Fucks sake that's why

slate crown
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I'll just buy the game when i have enough money

minor cypress
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Just turn brain off and speedrun arthitis l9 spaceglide

placid sail
slate crown
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I already downloaded dusk so gonna binge that for a few days

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Until i get bored

minor cypress
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my biggest bitch about lethal company is the terminal is dogshit

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no tab complete, no command history, etc.

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super bad

slate crown
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Oke

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This reminded me that i also need to play angry foot

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Anger foot sorry

minor cypress
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wife finally opened her steam deck

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so now i gotta find games to play at work KEKW

slate crown
minor cypress
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after i install genshit on it for her lol

slate crown
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Mine loves pokemon and kirby

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Only casual games

minor cypress
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oh emudeck is gonna get installed next

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she hasnt realized you can emulate switch games on it yet

slate crown
placid sail
weak jackal
slate crown
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Might get a steam deck too but I'll need to starve myself for 3 months straight to have enough

minor cypress
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with mods too bc its running linux

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shiiit

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wiat

warm drift
minor cypress
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I can install VLC and torrent shit on that

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WE ARE SO BACK

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ive been pretty impressed by it so far. Even running a desktop on it is smooth af

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Just gotta survive 3 more weeks of work

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Then i get 3 weeks off in a row

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10 days of work then we bing chilling

placid sail
minor cypress
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Even though right now i just wanna take tons of stims, jam out to edm and play league like a crackhead

oblique spire
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Siege teammates are crackheads

minor cypress
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REAL

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CANT READ MY POKER FACE

placid sail
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I am scared of buying steam deck because my puter addiction is crippling enough already

glad carbon
minor cypress
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Wife has stolen the spotify accty

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mid poker face jam sesh

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its joever

placid sail
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sheogorath the bottom

glad carbon
minor cypress
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nyet

slate crown
minor cypress
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she aint tall enough to peg shit

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lolo

placid sail
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pegogorath sounds good

slate crown
placid sail
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yeah lmao

glad carbon
placid sail
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she stands on stool for extra humiliation

minor cypress
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shit i wish i could be a pillow princess

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but nah

placid sail
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fuck

slate crown
placid sail
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half the brainfart is so submissive and breedable goddamn

minor cypress
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ikr

glad carbon
slate crown
minor cypress
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tbh i think if she rolled up and was like "lemme peg u" id just laugh my ass off

slate crown
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think bz think

minor cypress
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aint no way that shits happening lmao

placid sail
glad carbon
placid sail
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it all clicks now

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pango you solved the brainfart

slate crown
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Smh this mf

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Took you long enough

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Jesus

placid sail
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I thought it all shits and giggles man

slate crown
placid sail
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I never knew that brainfart is sub/dom hub

minor cypress
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i mean

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come on now

placid sail
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though I should have got sus after seeing all those femboy twinks here

minor cypress
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its peak degen hub

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if it provides dopamine, brainfart is all over it

slate crown
surreal smelt
slate crown
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Maja is literally right there

minor cypress
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i am dissapoint

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what song should i put on while she driving KEKW

placid sail
solar obsidian
wraith osprey
slate crown
placid sail
minor cypress
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tbh

minor cypress
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just dye the hair and hes halfway there

slate crown
glad carbon
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ivan after a long day of playing tarkov and drinking liver-puncher juice

solar obsidian
minor cypress
surreal smelt
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quack

placid sail
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do you think Ivan would survive panero lemonade

slate crown
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god i just wanna go to dragstrip and blare motley crue

placid sail
glad carbon
slate crown
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Just the way i like it

minor cypress
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youtube reccomends not too terrible

slate crown
glad carbon
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i remember I have a whole pumpkin pie downstairs

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brb

minor cypress
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still malding

solar obsidian
minor cypress
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i coulda been shitfaced and eating pie

glad carbon
minor cypress
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no u

glad carbon
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leaving the pie with the family

minor cypress
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fr

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we got there

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and food was cold

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feelsbad

solar obsidian
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jolly

minor cypress
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stay up til 1pm, get 4hr of sleep

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make 3 pies after working 12hr shift

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and pies not touched

glad carbon
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damn

weak jackal
minor cypress
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was quite madgetype

weak jackal
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wait til you see australian coffee

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its like french coffee

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but down under

slate crown
minor cypress
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we made key lime, pumpkin, and pecan

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at least the turkey was good af

slate crown
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NOT THE KEY LIME

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How dare they diss key lime

minor cypress
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and we got to see my dumbass stepmom go full white woman

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and think that drink mix was a can of thc gummies

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like.

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who the fuck gonna bring thc gummies, without prior request, to family thanksgiving

glad carbon
slate crown
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Man i wish i was at your thanksgiving

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Sounds fun kekl

minor cypress
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bro its only survivable when shitfaced

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and i was deadpan sober

slate crown
glad carbon
minor cypress
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uhhh

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both

slate crown
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I'd be riding the wave while watching people argue

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Best entertainment

minor cypress
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for reference, think stereotypical basic white suburban stepmom

slate crown
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Yeeesh

minor cypress
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that REALLY likes to make a mention of the fact shes only 11yr older then me

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its uh

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creepy

slate crown
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Ye

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No doubt

minor cypress
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yeahhhh

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She kinda rolled up when i was 11ish

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and i straight up couldn't respect her

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like bitch its yo bedtime

solar obsidian
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is she hot?

slate crown
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Jesus christ

glad carbon
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@weak jackal are you still playing division 2

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how far in are you

quaint ore
minor cypress
slate crown
solar obsidian
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eh

minor cypress
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most stereotypical benzo destroying white bitch known to man

solar obsidian
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looks like it

slate crown
minor cypress
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the best part of holidays

somber warren
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that white bitch looks like trouble

minor cypress
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is watching her be clingy af to my adad

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and seeing him physically cringe

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and drink more

slate crown
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Oof

quaint ore
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Mental issue riddled bih

slate crown
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Poor bastard

minor cypress
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nahhh

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he uh

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rolled a nat 1

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knocked up the intern

slate crown
quaint ore
minor cypress
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and had to live with his consequences

slate crown
minor cypress
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we taking bets on when my stepbro turns 18 how fast the marrige is joever

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its very entertaining to watch from the sidelines

slate crown
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20 years give or take

minor cypress
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well, half bro

slate crown
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15 if he's lucky

minor cypress
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nah, he already 16

slate crown
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Damn kekcry

minor cypress
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Yeahhh

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she likes to get shitfaced and brag about how we aren't getting any inheritance

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meanwhile shes been suckign on her dads teat for $$$ her whole life

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and im just preplanning what nursing home she going to

slate crown
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A prime example on why I'll never have crotch goblins as my gf refers to them as

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The bloodline ends with me

minor cypress
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already ahead of you

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no kids, dual income, got a house

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we ballin

slate crown
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HELL YEA

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DINK life best life

minor cypress
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for real, i can tell my dads jelly af

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he uh

glad carbon
minor cypress
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fucked up, had me at 16, then fucked up again, met wild stepmom, knocked her up too

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and here we are

slate crown
glad carbon
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gink

slate crown
minor cypress
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Government income no kids?

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aka neet

glad carbon
slate crown
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I mean technically speaking we're all neets by your logic

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Unless u got an illegal side business

minor cypress
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We gonna see how entertaining christmas is this yer

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year

slate crown
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I need to break bad

slate crown
minor cypress
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not strong enough

glad carbon
minor cypress
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tell me about it

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i only live 30 min from them

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and have visited them once this year

glad carbon
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ill prolly visit buddy's grandparents

slate crown
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Christmas here is just 1 day of "MERRY KRIMA" and nothing else

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Asian households don't have chimneys so santa doesn't visit us πŸ˜”

minor cypress
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shoutout to the asian bros and jews for being open during xmas/thanksgiving

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yall real ones

glad carbon
slate crown
minor cypress
slate crown
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Finna be me soon

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Can't wait

minor cypress
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tbh im just waiting for the day stepmom is like "wanna take thc gummies with me"

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and i get to tell her no fucking way

modest mirage
minor cypress
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because there is not enough thc or booze in the world for her to pass the vibe check

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she ended up saying some shit

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like "i like taking them bc im not as "reactive" when i take them

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aka "im not a massive raging bitch when i'm high"

minor cypress
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like it was a good thing

minor cypress
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bro i wish

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im stuck in the hellscape of bitch stepmom

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and on my moms side its like "new dude who this"

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or taking bets on how fast she gonna bipolar out and scare em off

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so glad im grown and its not my problem

solar obsidian
slate crown
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Man if i was your sibling I'd move to a different country and cut all contacts dread

minor cypress
slate crown
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My family is aight, they just can't be together

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Everyone needs their own space

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And whenever we're together it's like a ticking time bomb

glad carbon
slate crown
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My gfs family on the other hand

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Good fucking lord

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Rich and arrogant

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And that's putting it nicely

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Her mom even tried to introduce her to someone else cause she said i wasn't good enough

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If that's not a yikes idk what is

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They used to like me when i was younger but now they tolerate me

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Classic

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Her dad is fine but used to be super abusive to her, to the point now she can't even be comfortable sitting next to him

fallow trellis
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what time is it

slate crown
fallow trellis
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wrong

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its rat time

slate crown
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Nice

fallow trellis
slate crown
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Unlike offtopic, we couldn't care less KekSkew

fallow trellis
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you should

slate crown
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LET THE RATS FREE

fallow trellis
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rats are cool

slate crown
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Only the clean ones

fallow trellis
#

rats are cool

slate crown
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The sewer rats are disgusting and they're dog sized now

stone shoal
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Honestly been half curious what it'd be like to farm rats for food in a post apoc setting

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They're fucking diseased but could you make them NOT diseased?

fallow trellis
slate crown
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They groom 24/7

gusty willow
slate crown
gusty willow
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sleepy πŸ’€ lol you my man?

stone shoal
stone shoal
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Pet rats could make very good livestock I guess

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Depends on how far you are into the apocalypse

slate crown
stone shoal
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When the apocalypse comes I'm makin' rat jerky

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The big one I mean

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With portal storms and zombies and shit

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If it's just your run of the mill nuclear war then honestly fuck that

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too boring

runic kernel
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Hi Srgtofdeath Hi Playboy Hi Doodle

stone shoal
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I won't because I have a soul but y'know

runic kernel
slate crown
#

The north still considers dogmeat a delicacy

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But us southerners have made it illegal

stone shoal
slate crown
#

Vietnam

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Dog meat central

solar obsidian
stone shoal
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I feel like Hank Hill in that one epsisode

slate crown
#

Rarely cats, only dogs

stone shoal
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"SOO, ARE YUH, JAPANESE OR CHINESE?"

slate crown
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I remember that

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"While dog meat trade is not illegal, consuming cats was banned in Vietnam in 1998, but this directive was later cancelled in 2020. Vendors openly sell dead cats alongside cages of live cats, destined to be killed and sold as β€œtiểu hổ” or cat meat."

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WATDEFOK

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I take back everything i said

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2020 truly the worst fucking year

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"In 2019, the Food Safety Management Board in Ho Chi Minh City urged people to stop consuming dog meat. However, there was no law issued to ban the dog meat trade."

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At least saigon is trying

plucky void
slate crown
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"Data from Hanoi's agriculture department shows the city has 421,000 – 460,000 dogs and cats and the number is rising. Since 2018 the city has been urging people to give up the habit of eating dog and cat meats. In 2021 the department proposed a ban on the sale of dog meat in downtown areas."

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We're really trying to ban it but it's a fucked up " tradition" some boomers refuse to give up

minor cypress
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Bro just don't eat the dogs then

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damn

slate crown
#

Tell that to the boomers

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Im very much against it

minor cypress
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i mean id at least try it once

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just out of morbid curiousitiy

slate crown
#

Everyone says that you're fine kekl

minor cypress
#

but id also try eating human at least once

slate crown
#

I personally will never

minor cypress
#

morally, i wouldn't. But it would be wild to cross off the list

slate crown
minor cypress
#

thats like eating horse, its prob taboo but also likely tastes mid af

ocean pulsar
slate crown
#

Horse milk is fucking bomb tho

minor cypress
#

uh

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explain

slate crown
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Too bad it's expensive af here

ocean pulsar
#

this dude suckles on horse tiddies

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tf2 player

slate crown
#

We got some imported and tried some, shit was unbelievably tasty

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But again, way too expensive

minor cypress
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i was gonna make some horse cum joke, but you have my interest now

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holy fuck

slate crown
#

Yea i told you

minor cypress
#

$60 for 5L

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and its fermented

slate crown
#

Yea the fermented is the one we tried

minor cypress
#

sour

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nah

slate crown
#

The one we had was more sweet and rich than anything

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Just a hint of sour

minor cypress
#

sour like tangy

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or spoiled?

slate crown
#

Tangy yea

minor cypress
#

hmm like yogurt drinks?

slate crown
#

Exactly

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The good fermented kind

minor cypress
#

ahh that sounds way better

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would

slate crown
#

Not the spoiled milk kind kekw

slate crown
#

😭

final cedar
#

lululemon kekw

minor cypress
#

hell nah

final cedar
#

what even is that

minor cypress
#

HELL NAH

ionic night
slate crown
#

Fucking smart mirrors

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Truly live ina society

minor cypress
#

BRO

#

it doesnt even come with the membership

slate crown
#

Double scammed

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Ez monee

minor cypress
#

$500+ membership plus 900 for the mirror

#

dawg just watch youtube

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holy fucck

ocean pulsar
#

We out here in a decadent urbanite dystopian hell hole

minor cypress
#

idk about decadent

slate crown
ocean pulsar
#

getting porn ads on billboards is very decadent

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borderline porn

slate crown
ocean pulsar
#

shit is literally cyberpunk

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without the cool double jump legs

slate crown
ocean pulsar
#

japanese radio ads don't even feel like ads

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I sometimes listen to radio stations on my browser

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like bossa nova stations from brazil

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or japanese radios

slate crown
#

Japanese ads have always been wild af

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And it can be the most mundane shit

ocean pulsar
#

I like the baki ads

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those are wild

slate crown
#

But they have Micheal bay levels of production for fucking toothpaste

ocean pulsar
#

but they don't even scratch the surface

livid pond
#

boom, day ruined

slate crown
#

😭

glad carbon
#

just need the horse blood

#

for a kyrzygstan diet

slate crown
# livid pond

My gf was looking forward to that game, disappointed about the lazy controls

glad carbon
#

its not the best

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its kinda like a bunch of systems crammed together

slate crown
#

Unfortunate ig

livid pond
slate crown
#

So this is why you can't take chernobyl cats home

#

😭

remote vine
river zealot
river zealot
livid pond
slate crown
#

I'd like to order 1 lobotomy please

solar obsidian
livid pond
slate crown
solar obsidian
fresh rose
livid pond
solar obsidian
#

to pho fo' sure (sho)

warm fossil
solar obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
#

tophattwolf, your new nickname is Pillow

warm fossil
#

wonderful

slate crown
#

Save us both time

#

Legendary pose

#

Nothing more iconic

dreamy flaxBOT
#

memeg7837, your new nickname is Their

river zealot
#

no commies allowed

slate crown
#

The taint pov goes hard af πŸ”₯

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Truly masterful camera work

slate crown
#

Bro hit him with the crank dat soja boi

mint mist
#

hi

quaint ore
slate crown
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
slate crown
#

Taint pov

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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

solar obsidian
river robin
slate crown
#

10/10 truly a pioneer in camera angles

lilac kelp
#

"taint pov"

slate crown
#

I wouldn't be surprised if joji asked howtobasic to film that

#

Explains everything

queen forum
warm fossil
#

drg haz 5 swarms

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1:1

minor cypress
#

we do a lil spacegliding

austere shadow
minor cypress
#

its PBE

mint mist
minor cypress
#

so no idea

minor cypress
#

but we dunked on thier botlane so hard they afk'd

prisma quiver
#

@austere shadow

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I got a gif of that emoji

austere shadow
#

Nice

prisma quiver
#

same "Thing"

austere shadow
#

You can send

pine locust
#

eww league what the!?

prisma quiver
#

I don't play league

river zealot
austere shadow
#

Oh, lapipi LappPat

pine locust
#

furry gifs!?

#

i thought this was a game about post nuclear ukrain 😭

prisma quiver
pine locust
#

we never makin it out of brainfart πŸ˜”

prisma quiver
prisma quiver
#

Source engine

sage otter
minor cypress
#

we glide again

glad carbon
prisma quiver
#

Lol

#

I didn't btw I just like spreading misinformation

surreal smelt
# livid pond

Hell yeah, think of how much psycho that armor will buy me after I bash his head in with a baseball bat

queen forum
livid pond
prisma quiver
#

I don't think he ever played cs

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You gotta tap the ak smh

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Mickey an Chief Keef

river zealot
stone blade
queen forum
prisma quiver
river zealot
#

man lethal company is literraly fuck around and find out @uncut obsidian

stone blade
prisma quiver
#

I just said bang bang cause uh

river zealot
#

cant

prisma quiver
#

If I said the thing that comes after that then I would be

#

Gone

river zealot
#

maybe later

#

gonna post this again

prisma quiver
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
#

Uhh yes

glad carbon
#

ok not rn

#

im busy

#

i might not play if my hombre hops on

prisma quiver
queen forum
#

@uncut obsidian Imma send you a pipebomb β€οΈπŸ€

river zealot
#

imma launch an ifv drone @uncut obsidian

uncut obsidian
river zealot
#

pipe bombs are last century

inland jackal
#

I fuckin swear bro. These phishing texts are so annoying.

ruby minnow
#

staff furry rp is not real

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but admin furry rp is