#🎪bruh-fart
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syno_1, your new nickname is Chiquita
I will have to go to the Nether to get some soul sand
that should be all I need really
I thought u just ignored me
1:go to the nearby village and try to get mending
2:work on the house a bit more and make a storage room
3: skeleton farm
btw i forgot u can make a village farm out of zombie villager
I even found a spider spawner in the same cave
but ain't no way I'm making a farm out of that
fk spiders all my homies hate spiders
- build that golden cock
I can make it out of copper
not enough gold
squidward be like
what else can u do wtih gold in kekcraft?
powered rails
a yeah
YOOO A BEE
The good ending
Hippity Hoppity, your monkey's now my property
Blyatman
Hate this girl simply because she didn't even play the guitar she was holding. Ricardo tho....
u such a f hoe a like it
I agree, cultural icon
How about you learn to spell before you try to tell me whats what
mine blessed you
???
why
cave but yes
Cause what you just said didn't make any sense man
me in 25 years omw to saturn
its lyrics ok
tony stark
presenting my GF with my riccardo collection
Necesito entender tus palabras
egg headed stark
tape worm
Metro out here with the reserves
you really think smol? I start to think morbidly obese 
That's a SNAKE

who
Doctor gave me the results. He said I'm morbidly a beast. He a real one for that
HAHAHAAH
random internet people
okay then
Ocelot’s having the time of life laughing at it
"If I disagree/argue with you on the internet, I must automatically assume that you are 300+ pounds. Simple as."
un comprehendo
you know it
no i just remembered it from breaking bad
I need to look like this man
lmao, even better 
Started crushing my core today after finding my gachi folder again
crush
your balls
my core
Gachi folder? Yeah, that would motivate me to better myself
I have good arms and an ok build, but I need to get a more V-shaped torso and pump up my chest more, along with general leg work
lets goo
Hell yeah. Imma do some pushups tomorrow. Just a few. Get back into the spirit. I had a good gym schedule going on before I got my wisdom teeth removed and not being able to work out for a week or so ruined my groove.
Need to get back my mojo
Wtf is this, some horror anime?
I started cutting my bmi down and I finally got a hint of cum gutters forming. But not force feeding myself at least 3000cal a day and I start losing muscle mass it seems like
its not 2018
idk
Calling them cum gutters is quite a thing lol
zhaahahhahaha
I'm soon going to be on a 2 year religious trip, preaching and such, and I intend to use that to get a lot of my self-shaping down. I know I'll be eating a lot out there, so that should help
This is my favorite Megamind meme to date
tomato
can I post a clip of some dude eating a worm or is this too gross for birandamage
too gross
I wanna see worm man
phew, tx
hell yeah
oh man wtf
...
"Biden! I know you're in there! We're gonna settle this little debate like real men! In a competition shooting! Get out here!"
look down

cheers
Now it means prolonged masturbation or something
p!urban gooning
by FunkyJerker
"[Gooning]" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged [edging] session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a [gooning] state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters [a state of trance] where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all [intents] and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a [gooned out] man will become very expressive and [demonstrative] : he may become very vocal, while his body and face mi
I [spent] [10] hours gooning over [the weekend].
:thumbsup: 7700 :thumbsdown: 576
@final cedar
There we are
goonn city
any gooners in the chat
I'm a goner
not even a gooner
🚬
Warned _fatraccoon for: Please do not post controversial memes with terrorists and shit like that , it made me chuckle tho i give u that
Warning: 1
damn
Alo fucking work !
Love this series or videos. Plus the music SLAPS
umm, can u pls dm me that meymey? 👉👈
Alright ladies and gentleman, it is 2 in the morning, I must retire to my chambers
if the warning gets removed thats my ultimatum
Let's see if the mods take bribes
Iedy, 
Available only in dms
benis
sinep
Bepis
baby jesus birthday one month away 
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i think we would die
Christ is King 🙏
it's 20 buck rn
im afraid
i contributed 0 points to my team
im the goat
also due to the fact the same dude team killed me and 20 other people
watching this reminds me of this lady. Perfectly friendly and totally not related to man-made horrors beyond comprehension
who is that?
daughter of 34st president and serial killer
Sabrina Harman, been a bit naughty during one of the US peace missions
Whamageddon as well
I was wham'd yesterday, thought I'd spread the plague here too
falco!!!!
@fading shuttle @placid sail
Don't watch Metro videos when the thing start, noted
oh nice, its you
@uncut obsidian look hes ok
he knows
He/We know
but what if I'm not me?

what if I'm a skinwalker
what if im 3 cats in a trenchcoat
askin walker
nobody cares
fair
Texas Walker Ranger
paul walker's ghost
my asian genes are screaming in despair
Never watched a single episode of that show but damn I love the song and Chuck Norris
And that's obviously because of the unlimited jokes on him
the scariest jumpscare of em all
it was fun to watch while eating breakfast. the show was on TV in the morning for us
For us it was in the evening time, like 20 or 21
Morning for us it's for cartoons
Looks like a chastity cage.
not sure what that means 
anyways stay tough baindramage. gn 
u stink
poopyhead

kys

they dead
they werent all at once for sure
We only have og monster here
that is why I have matured into drinking coffee like a normal person
cool
I masturbate instead to wake up.
Cheaper.
wouldn't that put you back to bed
you should just tase urself
its cheaper
Nah, a good orgasm wakes me up.
you rn
You offering?
I cast testicular torsion.
lel
Hi Frog Hi Sodomy Longipennis Hi busy
when u od the nearby cops by whispering fentanyl

me and ur dad
why cant it be me and u
Hi llama Hi Rainman
Ahhhhhhhh, I wanted to unload this ricardio thread everywhere 6 hours before you but I did not know whether I could and in the end you beat me to it 
kill em both
apologies 
Skill issue on my part 
❤️ ❤️
pov : @uncut obsidian at college
that was almost a 
except that i don't drink energy drinks


ALO
only tried though
delete
Youtube ads be wildin
i need medication
i too would love some ibuprofen

Down bad
I saw actual furry porn ai chatbot
It implied being that
And youtube wants for me not to use ad blockers
Yeah sure
cease the damn hero wars ads and then we'll consider not using adblockers
replace it with diet soda
and thats you for sure
the fact that youtube is so adamant about them, they lost out on profit since they made adblockers even better

same
constantly
bro if i wanted that i'd just google it!! not use AI
And with this I'm off to work
Yeah, I dont need no AI chatbot to have a conversation
I got real life friends for that
Saved
give money for diet soda
i don't know because I've never seen diet soda in shops here
🫃🏿
uhh
whats the russian equiv for dr pepper
how would I know
dr prepper
water is the best soda 
ohhellno.degenerateofyore., your new nickname is Bucks
@glad carbon omg get your sources right!!!
this image says that you are trying to KILL me!!!
drinking soda
the "increase" is literally like
Someone ban this person for promoting government produced acid that makes us dumb!!
0.000001% more
no... not entirely.
sodaheads seething over waterchads
got a nice enchant on the sword
Its been shown to have rather significant protective effects against neurological conditions like dementia and Alzheimers.
its just about moderation really
also, it has some positive effects for the cardiovascular system
so long as you aren't downing like
a six pack of soda every day you should be okay
lmao
just drink some coffee in the morning coffee is way better than energy drinks or soda.
nah bro.
we do caffine tablets in this bitch
Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Dima
Recycling names
fuck bean water, get that caffine in me in concentrated 500000mg tablets
coffee tastes good tho
drink 300 at once
@grizzled meadow repost but classic
we're smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the lord's bubbles
That pussy better stank
Otherwise I don't want it
wassup slime
oh shit i forgot to tell brainfart i bought 1 cursed painting
let me find it rq
I want you to have a corridor specifically dedicated to hanging these disturbing pieces of art
Sappnin
alo
hi
in game in game
we have dr pepper but it's too expensive for a soda drink kinda situation
🫃🏿
what do you lil dudes drink for soda
just soda water?
Carbonated mineral water
ivan i hope ur kidneys dont fail before you get to cry and rage at arena/new wipe
My beloved
🫃🏿
if you're asking about our frozen place, used to have the usual cola sprite fanta shit, now it's off-brand stuff (it's still cola-sprite-fanta, but the company "pretended" to leave)
we all know it will flop
same syrup, just different concentrations of it
@placid sail is fanta over there bright orange
You can get the Arena experience by playing pvp arma with maximum weapon sway
it tastes like garbage disposal scraps and thats yummy
though I don't really drink soda all that often
I'm starting to feel we're talking about different dr pepers
mine tastes like sweet cherry soda
what about this
I mean the unholy sugary drinks trio has barely any difference on taste
wtf is this fanta 
99% dye
it's just the carbonization and the doze of sugar that would kill our ancestors
oh right
Europeans have clearer fanta
ours is like that
all sugar drinks taste the same
apparently they put in certain acids
to prevent u from puking while drinking coke
because its so sugary
phosphoric acid or something if I member
exactly why i love Kvas/Tarkhuna/Aloe Vera more than any other drinks
i wanna import some kvass
sounds good
it's the same liquid sugar death silly, cept for kvas
My mom calls it soap water
oh also Milkis
(also tarkhun and baykal are based)
estrogen
I just know that it tastes good
soviet femboyization drink
"Our drink consists of water, sugar, sugar tint to give color to the drink, citric acid, extracts of St. John's wort, licorice, eleutherococcus, and black tea infusion."
wtf
just sip on tea
true
not this penis drink
fuck you say about Baikal??
kys
you too
This is what happens when you turn your back to a spy in TF2
Edit 6/8/10: Been playing spy more (I'm the spy for my highlander team :D ) and all I have to say is "obvious spy is obvious". I'm lucky no one decided to spy check me as I ran for that heavy.
Still an awesome stabby spree though
fizzy lifting drink
Microwaved whiskey
what is this
What do you mean
is that a game
baikal on top

Honestly, that's okay that they don't know what it is. It's stolen years of my life.
Anyway- my car is doing this funny thing now
baykal is noticeably different from the usual sodas
While my car is low on battery
Wait no
Oi
though it's the same sugar diabeetus punch in the nuts, it also has some bitterness and herbal notes
Mfer is that a reach truck?
What machine is that 
he's forklift certified
@heavy peak
Wait. I'm forklift certified, I should add that to my bio
what car
that wasn't for you
did u run off battery or smth ?
This makes no fucking sense 
It was a legit question for the first guy... But wtf was for the other two?
I can speak Russian but refuse to do so out of principle
is that that old ass show the weakest link
2013 Kia Optima SX that I've tuned over the years.
The first guy said there are 12 s letters in the word
Ik, i can speak that language
He probably misunderstood the question
brainsludge saturdays
the stupid ass host probably heard "two" instead of "twelve" and therefore said "correct"
that show was lame tbh
the only punchline of it was that the loser participant gets to fall through the hole in the floor
otherwise it's the same ass who wants to be a millionaire
Actual brainrot
Bootleg version
Even
Legit the only thing i remember from that show
the funny thing is, we did have a bootleg who wants to be a millionaire
so no idea why that thing existed as well
Tbf, early who wants to be a millionaire was good.
Random people trying to win money
Now its just celebrities and no one else
thats a nice ass car ngl
maybe ur battery is acting up
nah dog
THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT DOG
FIELD OF DREAMS BABYYYYYYYY
Yeah thank you thank you. She runs very very well. I think my last dyno placed her at about 400 cold, 500 with the turbo. 😊
o
I wish! The stingers are amazing.
So far, I have everything done. Only thing you can't see in the picture is the full glass roof, microfiber seats, custom steering wheel. Those badges are the Korean Kia badges so I wanted em here.
@placid sail
Ngl
I miss watching that show with my grandparents
Afternoon Brainfarts
Anyone got any cool cars here?
eat it
nah dog
I’m getting one that isn’t cool per say but you don’t see it often here
Fully loaded Seat Ateca
dawg who leaked my hospitalization documents
tbf you do sound like a guy to try to OD on a fucking glycine
Then got a Yamaha 125, and a Yamaha 600 can’t remember which model exactly they been off road for a few year
Those are good looking! 😄
Yeah it’s alright
Only thing is it rolls around corners
Good looking body too. You do anything to it?
Coz of the lift
Lemme see if I have a hood up on my car
I might get a Subaru Impreza
Yeah perfect for making a rally car
I don't have to
Has just shy of 60 000 km clocked
Has all the extra in it, heated seats, a good audio system as far as OEM's go
Automatic or manual?
Auto or manual? 
Good lad
Automatic with a 6 speed sport mode
I don’t get why auto is more popular in some places I mean
The funny thing is, it has an active cruise control
Aka it will slow down to the speed of the car infront.... In a manual car
Better be good with that rev matching boy
While our other Skoda (model which i forgot)
Barebones, automatic, has shit cruise control 
Eh, just what I got it with years and years ago. OH LAST THING- I didn't a twin magnaflo exhaust so she gets angry in high RPM
You just set the speed and it goes, doesn't have any detection system infront like ateca does
When your in third gear and your car try’s going to 15mph and you forget to shift down

Funnily enough I’ve done that by accident
I was in a 2.0 fiesta diseasl and set off in third
Funny whacky transmission sounds
The Seat i want now
Automatic doesn’t count L
KNS blowout too, for that added 😎 factor


Just that wrap is gorgeous, that car looks aggressive as fuck.
BUT?!
Its a fully electric concept car
I mean tbf, electronic cars are getting fast as fuck. That's cool actually. That thing would roll up to a meet and turn heads, even if it isn't loud.
sexy beast, prolly great for rally
Short range and long rewind for say Baja, but would kill a short sprint. That's actually a really badass idea.
That reminds me
I’m getting the stepway wrapped
Matte black with red accent lines
😍
That will be so good!
I really wanted to do a wide body kit with mine in Ruby with exposed chrome bolts... but eh
I like my MR wheels.
Oh shit it’s football time
Come on city batter the red shite then we can get a win tomorrow

Alright I'm headed home. Catch you boys later. Ty for the talks!
Last picture swear to god
My carbon fiber wheel w/ custom badge, and inlaid leather
Plus the race paddles are cool
OKAY BYE
That looks horrible 
Ofc i gotta get out on the shittiest day
add some colors into the wall
I will in the future
I just wanted to get the basic room and spawner to work
and it does work
plus I wanted to bring bookshelfs so I have enchantment setup down here
ugly ass base
bone floor
bro....
atleast add another block to checker tile it
not just bone sideways and up
ok?
ok? suck my nuts? ok??
I'm gonna make the checkers floor from lapis
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't.
And I take my leave
ok goober
I feel like you'll have an easier time trying to kill yourself with plain sugar rather than glycine
so feels like a desperate act of attention-seeking indeed
that or your girl wasn't exactly bright
this is honestly fucking haunting to see in a workplace with a single restroom
you see your colleague go
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and they promptly fucking start gobbling a fucking laxative
this is not a suicide, this a terrorism attack
well, if you enjoy it... 
the bone tiles look like a solid idea
i cant believe that Ivan has actual taste. he plays Tarkov and LoL, that doesnt make sense
truly a one of a kind
GET OFF YOUR PHONE DIPSHIT
that's some high fashion
alo
wtf
hi
hello madi
his brain had become so devolved from energy drinks it has made a whole circle and became decent again
you actually call that a taste?
have u seen his mc house?
for a first timer, that shits very good
a parade of motherfuckers living in either pregenerated houses or in mud boxes shaming my boy Ivan's creation
for shame
My question is: whys bro playing windowed?
because
if I play on fullscreen
screenshots don't work
I use printscreen for screenshots cuz it's super fast and ez
Idk just Nvidia's screenshot system or something
I am amd user
try f2
People know there is no such thing as a GPU made by anybody other than Nvidia
i have intel gpu 
Intel actually makes GPUs?
igpu
Tech companies and overstepping, istg

FUCK WRONG ONE

Why is everyone better at building houses than me 
I just realized
I can replace the slabs in the corners with stairs
So it looks nicer
a bottle that squirts
Bois don’t visit Dublin any time soon
why would we
Any foreign person Finna get stabbed no joke
Yep
4 kids 2 adults
1 adult died as her throat was slit and one kid in critical condition
oh boy
a bit silly to channel your hate of a single retard on every foreigner, but I can understand the frustration
Bloody your hands so theirs won’t have to intensifies
Nope, it’s cause young kids were involved
u know people, it will get more bloody
Weirdly true. Sounds racist but it seems a good number of crimes in Western Europe happen because of muslim immigrants

That’s why Poland ain’t letting anyone in 
And why Japan is extra cautious of muslims
They hate everyone but they turbo hate muslims as it seems
I wasn't driving when I took that ahaha.
HELL YEAH
Yeah 🙂 I really like the car.
hi people
wdym, theey are
Polish are based rn
They just closed borders
Based
And honestly i get their pov
When you see places like Sweden being riddled with crime by immigrants, it makes sense in your POV to not let them
Especially when your religion is different from theirs
And they feel entitled
hey, Nitro
S5 fail
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I still remember when I think it was the Netherlands that mass deported a lot of muslim immigrants because said immigrants were complaining at how much pork they eat
i return
wish the Polish let past the truckers carrying my kitchen furniture. its been 2 months 
oh so thats why netherlands leaders are so opposed to muslims lmao
Yep. They eat a lot of pork there, which muslims can’t and bitch about often in their country
braindamag saturnday?
hi old polish man
hello
waaaaaa my unturned doesnt work :cccccc
its because my dlc unlocker unlocks the gold thing and i dont know how to disable it, i mean, i know how to disable the unliocker but the files still stay the same way
but i feel kinda shit so im gonna fuck around
dont play roblox
try manually deleting them
youre into playing roblox?
yeah idk which files are they tho
e.. ok
sus ohio npc vibes there, @mint mist
sus ohio jason derulo skibidi toilet vibes ed sheeran like, isnt it @solar obsidian ?
@grizzled meadow
yes.
I've only watched minecraft
And i've played for years
same with me
I've watched a bunch of pixlriffs
Literal years
and waddles
I like those 2 channels
They always say use a pallete of blocks
and I did that
I just started building the house and did it by trial and error
good thinking
had to take down the roof 3 times
cuz I messed it up
eventually I did it
the back is simple enough
i like to pre build houses in creative first, just without much details
ay Ivanko the designer
Yo that's nice
no
thank you
no stickman nudes in general
nobody said its bad, my brother in christ
Warned
u were talking to yourself in the shower
it's the voices in his head
add a circular windwo
you think this looks good?
I was thinking of doing that for the "attic" 3rd floor
too flat
isnt that the attic
no
thats 2nd floor
maja join vc
since when is the 2nd floor of houses the attic?
Goddamn it looks good
Bro building house like it's nothing
what I say to your mom
I didn't show it but this is the interior
Ivan's house is better then anything i've built in like 8 years 😭
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME OKAY
bro it looks great
Thanks everyone
interior needs work
make 2 levels?
I do have a small basement
I have 4 chests there and nothing else 
now I will explore
delight wanna watch?
sorry, but no thank you
wgey
What happened to the rest of the bodies?
I was
this is something sleepysamantha would post
whuhh u didnt evne ping me saying join vc, i coulkdnt know
ok join vc
chud reference?
no im too lazy
Wuh
Five Little Chuddies Jumping on the Bed - Best Educational 5 Little Monkeys Nursery Rhyme for Kids and Toddlers.

Soytube kids
gey
There’s no fucking way this is actually on YouTube kids lmao
How the






