🎪bruh-fart

[half gazelle]

Cute

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-aurav3rse-aura-wagmi-wagmi-pepe-gif-26684058

[oblique spire]

me when a random stranger on the internet speaks with a woman (This was unforeseen, we are all autistic)

[solar obsidian]

[oblique spire]

delight why are you madge and sadge

[half gazelle]

I get bitches (I don’t, I’m engaged to my partner.)

[oblique spire]

you get 0 bitches

[half gazelle]

Damn

You’re right

It’s almost like I just said I was engaged and have zero reason for bitch procurement

[zealous remnant]

[oblique spire]

Uhhhhhhhh nuh uh

[copper token]

Sorry guys, I do, in fact, aquire women

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5dm2f7Ms4hQ?feature=share

Motivation I guess idk

[minor cypress]

I wonder

Wife is getting an oled steam deck for christmas

But could it run gamma

[grim sluice]

It might walk with Gamma, but I don't know if run

[slender rock]

Oled?

does that suffer burn in?

UI might need to be turned off?

👀

still bummed about my screen 😦

[minor cypress]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/s/wTiN91nflq

Seems that it do run

[minor cypress]

No idea, but ill watch out for it

[glad carbon]

Frotmaxxing

[minor cypress]

The oled version just dropped

[solar obsidian]

u can run gamma on steamdeck

srgtofdeath is the conneseur helper of it

[minor cypress]

I see. I may consult him

But first shes gonna want me to install genshit impact.

[solar obsidian]

aw hell naw

[sharp loom]

File for divorce

[minor cypress]

Ive become her dedicated wish maker. I give zero shits about that chinesium demon game

[half gazelle]

Kill your wife

[sharp loom]

You need to hit first so she doesn't snatch the kids

[minor cypress]

But have good luck getting things in it

[oblique spire]

Get a new wife

[minor cypress]

Im slowly trying to ease her into playing different games

But shes stuck in the genshin, league of legends, rimworld, etc loop

Refuses to touch fps

[glad carbon]

Get her into division resurgence or whatever the mobile version is

[minor cypress]

She got a 2080

The most work it does is genshin

[glad carbon]

[oblique spire]

Get her on tarkov

[wraith osprey]

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hoopie-pog-gif-21624735

[sharp loom]

Third person might be the way then

[minor cypress]

That setup. For genshin

[wraith osprey]

😭

[oblique spire]

[wraith osprey]

Why she got the cure to male loneliness

🥹

[glad carbon]

Get her addicted to Tarkov or something

[minor cypress]

I lied, she played nier

[wraith osprey]

Try battlebit

[minor cypress]

Yeah its a work in progress

[tardy thunder]

wipe the cum shot stains frmm your monitor

[half gazelle]

Nier good

[minor cypress]

Not my setup, its hers

[sharp loom]

My dude pls give her some zip ties and stitch that shit up. Those cables looks like a spaghetti back there

[tardy thunder]

*her cumshot

[minor cypress]

I have offered. She just shrugs and says good nuff

As for the router spaghetti, its on the honeydo list

[half gazelle]

My setup looks like absolute dog ass

[minor cypress]

Battlebit or apex is a good starter.

The big issue is we realized when we first got her into gaming, she is a competitive sweatlord

And league only made it worse

[zealous remnant]

[solar obsidian]

of course it did

[wraith osprey]

Also
For the love of god
Make her play dota instead of legends

It's better for health

[minor cypress]

She specifically opted to go midlane instead of support because "Fuck that shit i aint no uwu egirl support, that shit ghey"

[toxic sundial]

Glory is free on YouTube now

🙏

[solar obsidian]

[zealous remnant]

what movie was that?

[toxic sundial]

One of the few good civil war movies

[zealous remnant]

oh that one

[toxic sundial]

There's like 3 and glory is third best

[slender rock]

all this empty wall

and no artwork

😠 explain

[minor cypress]

Her cope for not playing fps is "but mouse movement hard"

[slender rock]

[toxic sundial]

Actually I take that back

There are two good civil war movies

[minor cypress]

Planned to be used, got posters on standby

[toxic sundial]

And glory might actually be the best one

[minor cypress]

Soon(tm)

[slender rock]

do them now

RN

[half gazelle]

HALO BOOKS SPOTTED

RAAAAAH

[slender rock]

👀

[minor cypress]

But im at work

[slender rock]

you just had your spleen exsplode

call off work

lol

[zealous remnant]

there were some movies I wanted to watch but I no longer remember

[minor cypress]

Time to guess which part of the collection is hers vs mine

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

hm

[wraith osprey]

Weak hands

Can't move mouse

[minor cypress]

Thats what i told her. Bitch league takes way more mouse skill then fps

[zealous remnant]

I just can't keep up in fps
I don't have the micro-dosed meth twitch reactions

[slender rock]

Yours is on top

hers in blue

Stephen King Novels

👀 dead giveaway

👍

unless you're that versed in reading materials then I am wrong

[minor cypress]

Blue me, red her. Stephen king row is a mixed bag but most her

[slender rock]

Ah

I was close

🙂

the top threw me

[minor cypress]

Shit you think imma willingly buy both editions of monster girl encyclopedia?

[slender rock]

yes.

yes i did

[wraith osprey]

🤨

[minor cypress]

Nah thats her degen shit

[slender rock]

whats that in the back

[minor cypress]

The draven mona lisa in the guest bathroom? Her idea.

Uhh lemme look

[slender rock]

is that at an angle

[minor cypress]

[slender rock]

brain confused

[minor cypress]

No its hiding this

[slender rock]

these good text books?

[uncut obsidian]

so much weeb shit

[zealous remnant]

#💡stashes-to-blacklist is finally closed
no more mental asylum of the same skill issue stashes and disabling npcs cant see through foliage mod

[slender rock]

👀

[minor cypress]

Solid intro references tbh

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

MY GOD

[slender rock]

aye, I need brush up on that shit

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559487902728585216/1176515876015591424/DatChaosGuy_-_1726634002893979777_-_GIF_1.gif?ex=656f26cb&is=655cb1cb&hm=1b80601fe9cffd46a4534fd4a36ed88f2933f822f1117e45a0af9881a53ca9bc&

[slender rock]

AINT MINE FUCKHEAD

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[glad carbon]

gonna shove coal up ur stocking

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[glad carbon]

sorry man

[minor cypress]

she gonna spend what she wants on things

[slender rock]

becareful man

she might consume your soul

[glad carbon]

zoro

how much has she spent on gacha

[slender rock]

and leave you a husk

😦

[glad carbon]

atleast she aint playing valorant... right?

[minor cypress]

Surprisingly not a ton. We both agreed when she downloaded genshin to limit gacha spending

[uncut obsidian]

[glad carbon]

my buddies spent like

[minor cypress]

Shes mostly f2p but grinds like a fucking monster.

[glad carbon]

thousands on skins in that

insane

[minor cypress]

As in ran outta content in genshin and waiting for updates.

[glad carbon]

in valorant, where you cant even sell skins like csgo

majorly fucked

[minor cypress]

Nah, no valorant. Somehow she says fps mouse movements is too hard

But we play league and diablo

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[minor cypress]

So does this mean more or less bot censorship

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165499296657973278/1170108856249098321/speed-3-1.gif?ex=6557d7ca&is=654562ca&hm=e4eb464c0005afb14ac071092bd8285a97614f71308986d07b0c1ac17ad66434&

[toxic sundial]

Me when 50cc of copium in my veins

[minor cypress]

Can the plappening return uncensored

[glad carbon]

thank god

sam was good

FUCK new ceo, twitch ceo

he ruined that platform, he'll ruin openai

[minor cypress]

But tbh if she wanna spend money, go for it. I dont care as long as bills paid. Aint got kids

Just cats

[slender rock]

further down is, some articles and some japanese mag thing with various advertisments and some journals

[minor cypress]

very based

[slender rock]

then I have more random books

[minor cypress]

Our rule is really just pay bills, dont spend money on shit you wont use, and don't harm things.

[slender rock]

it's proping up my printer stuff and tape decks

:/

[minor cypress]

Plus, new bartering technique

She cant bitch about gun purchases and i cant bitch about her gunpla hoarding

[slender rock]

oh and tom clancy the bear and the dragon

[minor cypress]

The draven lisa

[wraith osprey]

He is pleased to see you shit

[slender rock]

Hugo dude necked himself recently

[minor cypress]

We need to get a frame for it

[slender rock]

like 2018ish

:/

[minor cypress]

But its on the todo list

[slender rock]

or something

[minor cypress]

Oh shit

The gas mask survived the move. But filters are gone

[slender rock]

[minor cypress]

For most immersive gamma gameplay

Cant find the command strips but thats what she wants hung up in the empty space

[wraith osprey]

Good rug

[gleaming grove]

Me: Ah yes, this looks cute, must be a wholesome anime

Me after watching:

[torpid owl]

oldest trick in the book

[minor cypress]

Pretty much. She loves that show

[glad carbon]

i thought that was poster for LoL or something

[minor cypress]

Its pretty cursed tbh

[glad carbon]

[minor cypress]

Nah its made in abyss, cursed anime

[torpid owl]

cute things with hidden lore?

a trope at this point

[minor cypress]

She is unhealthily obsessed over ozen

[torpid owl]

smash

[minor cypress]

Gotta keep it somewhat adult lookin

Cant have the entire house lookin like a weeb den

[gleaming grove]

is that pyro from TF2????

mmmphhhh

[slender rock]

Weeb den and filled with musical shit

👀 and cats

[minor cypress]

We getting a cello and piano soon

[oblique spire]

GATOO

❤️

[minor cypress]

Nah m95 mask

[fading cloud]

Where is music channel ffs

[solar obsidian]

reduced to atoms

[fading cloud]

There was a dude with my music taste he was posting aight shit

FUUUUUUCK

[minor cypress]

F

[minor cypress]

Must caffinate

[copper token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/954475608560246864/1164236492105842688/138FF289-B9F1-4A77-A242-006D6F1CD28C.gif?ex=65427aba&is=653005ba&hm=d48acd5a077346b60c74b0aea07466fb312ddf30c52b03baff4c0378ff07079e&

[minor cypress]

Shit half the reason im staying up til 1p is so i can get my medical meth refill

Only

11 more hours

[copper token]

Medical meth? This man has ADHD

[minor cypress]

Was it.....not obvious?

[copper token]

I didn't say it wasn't

I need to go to bed, it's almost 1 AM here

[minor cypress]

Sleeep

[copper token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1173390806703415336/MwadiBoy.gif?ex=6563c858&is=65515358&hm=afdb2ba91f134040b2cd36c6c57dd785b3db52bdb35eee40c78f5bfe4529885a&

Needed a reason to use that

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

[minor cypress]

@uncut obsidian explain this

[copper token]

I made it

[narrow lotus]

@uncut obsidian ALO

[somber warren]

lmao

so true

so true

[minor cypress]

Based

[uncut obsidian]

it's old already

[copper token]

It's old news people

If you want a meme about you, talk to me

[somber warren]

madi copin hard as usual

[copper token]

I got my own command in this server

[minor cypress]

Its joever

[hot snow]

is the falco and alex war still going

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[hot snow]

good to know

[minor cypress]

But why

[somber warren]

alex ate the last slice of gabagool

[hot snow]

Alex is saying falco lost the sauce

Nd wants delight to take over

[minor cypress]

So let the autist screech into the void

Just feed him benadryl or something

[copper token]

Mmmmm

Benadryl

[somber warren]

feed alex incest porn in an IV

[copper token]

[minor cypress]

Tell him if he eats enough his bipolar dommy mommy goth gf will appear

[dreamy flax]

ohhellno.degenerateofyore., your new nickname is Number

[torpid owl]

alabamafart

[copper token]

Who needs a bipolar dommy mommy goth gf when you have a mentally stable lovey dovey bff redhead gf

[quartz ridge]

the other one right

i already have a twin and little sister, hate both ( in a loving way )

[minor cypress]

True

[somber warren]

of course the other one

[quartz ridge]

if anyone has had a sibling no less a TWIN theyd know havign a sibling sucks 99% of the time

then there is the 1% where you are chill

[copper token]

It gets better as you get older

It's at a peak, then a valley for a long time, then peaks again

Puberty ruins intersibling relationships

Too much change too fast and everyone gets pissed at each other

[gleaming grove]

Oppenheimer

[minor cypress]

[solar obsidian]

@somber warren is like martin luther king jailed here smh

[gleaming grove]

very

[pale ingot]

[copper token]

[minor cypress]

The hardest part is not malding over younger siblings being spoiled rotten when you are the oldest

[toxic sundial]

Love those pictures of appliances that say "made in east Germany"

Stuff that sticks around is always neat

[minor cypress]

Not in a "i wanna see you guys get better" kinda way. More of a "extremely biased stepparent" kinda way

[toxic sundial]

That's why I drive a truck from the 80's it's not because I'm poor I swear

[uncut obsidian]

ok question, would it be a good idea to ask here what gay flag pin i should order or will everyone tell me to kms

[minor cypress]

[minor cypress]

Kys and post options

[copper token]

I come from a 3 kid household, and we're all fairly close in age. I'm the only guy too, so I have a unique experience where the only time I had any real dislike for my siblings was when they were moody/'growing up'

[copper token]

Get the super straight flag for the hell of it

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-thunder-ltg-thunder-gif-17377694899343058650

[minor cypress]

Oldest of 4 but also got 3 other stepsiblings that idk what happened to them. (Its complicated)

[toxic sundial]

Generally you shouldn't wear identities on your sleeve

[copper token]

Interesting

[minor cypress]

Looks at mwadis discord pfp

[toxic sundial]

Same with religion or your politics

[toxic sundial]

Can't

[glad carbon]

u should get the gey one

[uncut obsidian]

it's better to let everyone know that you're gay here rather than letting them realize it later and cut all connections with you

[solar obsidian]

in russia?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[solar obsidian]

my brother in christ u gotta get beaten to death

[toxic sundial]

Aye that's fair, just was my outlook anyways

[copper token]

wait wait wait hold on

[minor cypress]

Interesting

[uncut obsidian]

that's the plan my brotha

not really

[copper token]

How can Mwadi say gey, but we cant

[solar obsidian]

admin abuse

[toxic sundial]

Authoritarian

[minor cypress]

[copper token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/718603638083289159/1164292476459298846/RDT_20231018_15573016622912575444548.gif?ex=6542aedd&is=653039dd&hm=4ac9a0809f76729021a879df152f42e316620af7195780dd5b23a0ac2dd88535&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lets-go-lebron-gif-5578583

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mussolini-serious-who-cares-gif-5388395

[glad carbon]

mods, nail his balls to my door

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-gone-completely-mental-gif-24710787

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-tie-him-up-ltg-low-tier-god-kill-yourself-now-kys-gif-97316207949095273

[toxic sundial]

My birthday is on Saturday

I'm too old -_-

[uncut obsidian]

I'll censor them just in case someone here is scared of gays

[minor cypress]

Happy early rottening

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[somber warren]

fucking racist ass mods

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-getting-scared-jumpscare-gif-23858258

[toxic sundial]

Solid square beats round or peace symbol imo

[uncut obsidian]

[somber warren]

🤮

[uncut obsidian]

i can't decide on shape and size

[minor cypress]

Square og ghey pin

[uncut obsidian]

i mean size doesn't really matter

[copper token]

I remember there was(may still be) an exploit that allows you to put one emoji over another on IOS, so people would do that with the red circle and cross and the gey flag lol

[uncut obsidian]

that's what she said!!

[toxic sundial]

Square beats round

[somber warren]

thats a thing only ppl with small dicks say

[gleaming grove]

had you ever listened to radio

and decided to eat a potato

[copper token]

That's what we want her to say

[toxic sundial]

And peace symbol is too hippy

[gleaming grove]

hate it when it happened to me

[minor cypress]

The extra dlc edition of the ghey flag just aint it

And peace sign is meh

[uncut obsidian]

lemme order a weed pin too then

[copper token]

The small 25 cm one is good. Enough to be obvious, but not obnoxious

[minor cypress]

Any% executed in russian alleyway speedrun

[toxic sundial]

Lol we'll trade an international arms dealer for you

||political||

[copper token]

My favorite Russian video is the camgirl house raid they did

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[uncut obsidian]

this place has way more lgbt people than the city I've lived in before so I'm not as much scared as before

[minor cypress]

[toxic sundial]

It's 2 in the morning

[minor cypress]

Aye

[uncut obsidian]

also currently the pins isn't considered gay propaganda so it isn't illegal yet

yet

[copper token]

It's 1 here. We should go to bed

[uncut obsidian]

November 30 will show

[minor cypress]

Invert the colors

[solar obsidian]

either the 32x23mm or the peace symbol

[minor cypress]

Then have an entire movement based on it being a "super straight" antigay symbol

[copper token]

Kinda funny

[minor cypress]

Its a bulletproof strat

[toxic sundial]

I'm sure they'll put that claim to the test

[copper token]

Russia is a very anti gey country, and yet consumes more hentai than 95% of the world

[minor cypress]

Just don't moan when they grab the maglite. Easy test

[toxic sundial]

Could talk about Russian hypocrisy all night but political and I'm tired

[copper token]

Lol

[slender rock]

[toxic sundial]

Plus I finished rifle and I need sleep to zero new optic

[copper token]

Oooooooo

[minor cypress]

Thats the golden rule of 99% of anti anything involving censorship

[copper token]

Very nice

[toxic sundial]

But there's another hour of this movie

[minor cypress]

which rifle

[toxic sundial]

zoro don't start glowing

Not you

Anyone but you

[copper token]

I need to get a scope for my rifle. That AR needs some accuracy

[minor cypress]

I didnt ask for your serial number or anything

Very based

[somber warren]

lmao

[copper token]

Here's my cereal number

There are 6 of them in my pantry

[toxic sundial]

Captain crunch?

[copper token]

No

[toxic sundial]

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-in-the-dark-stick-man-glowing-walk-walking-gif-17406626

[toxic sundial]

D:

[copper token]

Frosted flakes, honey nut cheerios, some Kellogs almond/granola, and some Mini Wheats

[minor cypress]

Hear me out

The strawberry special k with bananna slices

Goes hard

[copper token]

Banana slices

Hmm...

[minor cypress]

Yes

[copper token]

Not a bad idea

Sounds pretty good

I like the chocolate chunks one, but all the chunks go to the bottom of the bowl, so it just kinda makes it a lot of bran followed by chocolate

[uncut obsidian]

Why the square specifically though

[gleaming grove]

what if we make bulletproof vest but it has no bullet so it's just a proof vest

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-dumb-gif-22939957

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-having-a-stroke-liz-lemon-30rock-are-you-okay-are-you-out-of-your-mind-gif-20346146

[gleaming grove]

What shape is this? A circle

So where does it go to? The Square!!!!

[toxic sundial]

Just my opinion

Looks better than round

It is a flag anyways

[copper token]

I like round

Reminds me of balls

[uncut obsidian]

1st one looks like glass

[copper token]

Man I'm too tired to carry these conversations anymore

[copper token]

BAT

Good thing to end on

Goodnight

[minor cypress]

Cya

[undone wave]

When Half-Life (1998) and TF2 are tied for yearly updates

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-gelata-donut-vr-the-great-pug-gif-22940762

[gleaming grove]

its funny how if I have a penny for everytime someone made an either racist or offensive DOOM mod

I would have a lot of money by now

[minor cypress]

My favorite one is the moonman mod for doom

https://youtu.be/ZGqk1DLMIR0?si=16tcwec7s1BgvGim

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729882571210620999/1061163587114127460/FullSizeRender.gif

[narrow lotus]

She lied

Sbeve

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

fight club

[uncut obsidian]

forgot to highlight the first S in second line

[sharp loom]

The hardest battle is within yourself.

[solar obsidian]

✊😔

[uncut obsidian]

no sir the voices in your head are not related to philosophy

best fucking pin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1118181085285712032.gif?size=48

[gleaming grove]

she was so sure

[sharp loom]

Everything I read online I haven't typed myself is in Gilbert Godfrey's voice

[uncut obsidian]

was she wrong?

she did live underwater

and died underwater

just as fishes do

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

fishies die partly in water

[hot snow]

what is the fish talk about

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-suck-gif-23624352

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-on-fish-fish-sucking-fish-fish-suck-fish-fish-sucking-gif-17306201641452784281

https://tenor.com/view/giraffe-blow-job-suck-off-animals-bj-gif-17212252

https://tenor.com/view/succ-stonks-man-gif-22196046

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1176795514658885702/SPOILER_pqtjyohn8nu61.jpg?ex=65702b3a&is=655db63a&hm=5b4dfde40c0c86997c67f26c7cf4fb2164a6a217a7929640935ced08868ed4ac&

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1176806050826031124/Fish.mp4?ex=6570350a&is=655dc00a&hm=142034e652c3a5bfaae1d1854fa35379051a4037dbdf998b713693bf9c78501f&

[uncut obsidian]

ryry's not in the chat

noone to fish react

[hot snow]

fish react yourself

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-love-patrick-star-suck-nut-gif-16757584

https://tenor.com/view/dangerous-bear-hand-suck-kissing-gif-24681686

[glad carbon]

[hot snow]

that's a Russia moment

you do not see that anywhere else but in the ruski country

[minor cypress]

Awwww shit new camille skin is here

[pale ingot]

mfs be like: yo this my dog, he kinda weird but he chill af doe

[minor cypress]

Too bad i aint buying shit

[glad carbon]

mid as fuck

[hot snow]

that's league of legends isn't it

[glad carbon]

LoL skins are all bad

[uncut obsidian]

silly military jet activities

[minor cypress]

Of course it is

[hot snow]

no comment

[hot snow]

I already made fun of ivan for playing it

[river zealot]

Inb4 your ass gets drone striked

[stone blade]

She can step on me

[gleaming grove]

She rather:

[minor cypress]

Counterpoint: or-bee-ana

[gleaming grove]

Josta Bee

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1132815600176070676/attachment-25.gif

[fresh rose]

Im playing the game again

[hot snow]

this is better than it has literally any right to be

[gleaming grove]

uhm

Would

[hot snow]

would

kill and murder

[minor cypress]

Dont do it

[fresh rose]

I already am

sadly

[minor cypress]

Preseason is here in January

[fresh rose]

i started playing with my friends again

(they are bad at the game)

[minor cypress]

RIP

[hot snow]

guys why is league fun for you

cause I played it

and I don't think I've ever seen a game that feels like a movie as much as this one

[fresh rose]

well its definitely a game you need to be REALLY good at

to be average

theres a huge skill floor and skill ceiling

[hot snow]

you need to be really good at clicking and occasionally pressing wasd?

[gleaming grove]

my honest door reaction btw

[fresh rose]

you need to know so much things

its like being aware of all your surroundings but in a video game

[hot snow]

so you can click and occasionally press wasd?

[fresh rose]

you mean qwer

but yea

[gleaming grove]

qwer complex

[hot snow]

yeah that doesn't sound like a fucking game

[fresh rose]

to sum it up you have to pour a ungodly amount of hours into the game to be good

[hot snow]

it sounds like a keyboard trainer

[gleaming grove]

idk shorty

that sounds like needing a shower to me

[hot snow]

that too

but even that is more complex than the game itself

[fresh rose]

I mean you can research how complex the game is

shit hurts the brain

[minor cypress]

Its autism rts fighting game pain simulator all in one game

[hot snow]

honestly I don't think league players have any sort of justification

[gleaming grove]

well

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-i-drinked-it-all-go-shower-cat-lick-water-cat-drink-shower-go-shower-i-cant-i-drinked-it-all-gif-15343099042833579912

[hot snow]

if you like league you are addicted

and nothing else

[gleaming grove]

I use 2 last brain cell of mine to figure out how to deal with Delight and Anomaly weapon repair

[stone blade]

its such a nice vibe tho

[solar obsidian]

[gleaming grove]

@solar obsidian you're next

[minor cypress]

It is complicated enough to keep my attention span

[gleaming grove]

you better be

[hot snow]

I can bet that pressing qwer and clicking isn't complicated

[fresh rose]

so many things happening everywhere all at once

[fresh rose]

it is

[minor cypress]

Me malding that my jg taxed my lane and broke my 10+ min freeze toplane.

[fresh rose]

it goes deeper than qwer and clicking

[gleaming grove]

tbh

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-cope-harder-cope-harder-clear-sky-gif-22654720

[hot snow]

I still don't think that's enough to justify anything

[fresh rose]

oh my god fellow toplaner

[hot snow]

it's still barely a game

[fresh rose]

well its the most played game

so

idk man

why are ppl so addicted

[gleaming grove]

entire League item build and character's ability did not hurt my brain more than having to figure out how Bethesda messed up with Starfield so badly

[hot snow]

why are you asking me

you're the one who's addicted

[minor cypress]

More like top lane refugee after being a slave to adc since s4 and realizing the role is pure cbt

[fresh rose]

bro

its bethesda

THEY FUCKING SUCK AT MAKING GAMES

theres no more to figure out

they forgot how to make games

[stone shoal]

If you play league you're an entirely different breed of retard, even terminally online permavirgins will call you stinky and tell you to take a shower

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-game-stalker-anomaly-chernobyl-gif-25745584

[stone shoal]

Still better than being a Genshin Impact player tho

[fresh rose]

its like asking ur grandad with alzheimers to remember how he used to play a piano when he was the best pianist in the world

HE DOESNT KNOW

[minor cypress]

Game has a metric fuckton of nuance.

[gleaming grove]

IamBethesdaFanandIwillnottakeanydifferentopiniontalkingbadaboutBethesdathemselvesordifferentthanmine

[fresh rose]

cuppy cup is keiths alt

ban him

[hot snow]

it still just boils down to pressing a few buttons and clicking

[fresh rose]

no alts allowed

[gleaming grove]

wrong

[stone shoal]

How did you sum me up in 2 seconds flat

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828712139954454548/1176811004856905769/82bcc8bd873908cfd11bd8191016977315bd2c832d766ba6a6d9f1284a559a5d_3.png

[hot snow]

and a game that's that simple doesn't deserve to be called a game

[fresh rose]

its not that simple tho

[minor cypress]

I mean ik its bait

But go off

[fresh rose]

nooooooo

he reminded me of the image

fuck you

Bait or mental retardation.

Call it.

[hot snow]

both

[gleaming grove]

RiotGame fan when Valorant does not simply pressing Q-W-E-R

[stone shoal]

Both

[minor cypress]

Tbh just download the game, read nothing, then play vs intermediate bots.

If you get clapped, you wrong.

[gleaming grove]

I tried DOTA 2 on easiest bot and got my ass handed to me somehow

like damn

[hot snow]

I did download the game and played it and I couldn't last longer than 20 minutes

I got bored instantly

[stone shoal]

Why would I play a game I inherently dislike and cannot understand why other people even play in the first place

[fresh rose]

its not as simple as pressing buttons and clicking now is it

[gleaming grove]

tbh

[minor cypress]

[hot snow]

dude if you're gonna get addicted to a game even fortnite would be better

at least fortnite as a game is ok

[gleaming grove]

idk how you guys memorized like 1000 different abilities of 1000 different characters in LoL

[minor cypress]

[hot snow]

it's just the community that sucks

league just sucks overall

[fresh rose]

we didnt use tiktok or youtube shorts

[minor cypress]

Uhhhh lots of practice.

[gleaming grove]

my brain is too far r-wordation

[fresh rose]

competitive game with competitive community is toxic

[hot snow]

you can say retardation

[gleaming grove]

I got used to substitute bad word

[stone shoal]

I have woken up today and chosen violence retardation

[gleaming grove]

simply just

[minor cypress]

I started in season 4, it is now season 13

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1014226910110302259/1036699260235825222/giga_chad_retard_iq_discord_says.gif

[fresh rose]

same here

and guess what

were both still shit

[minor cypress]

Yup

[gleaming grove]

its funny how League of Legend is 14 years old

[fresh rose]

the CEOs of league are business majors

[minor cypress]

Normals mmr is low emerald/plat/gold

[fresh rose]

so it makes sense

they know how to business

[minor cypress]

Still shit at game

[fresh rose]

plus they popularized free to play

[stone shoal]

Okay how about this

[fresh rose]

nobody did free to play before league

revolutionized the industry

[stone shoal]

Starcraft 2 is a good example of how Esports ruins games with metagames. Metagaming is fun when it's singleplayer and you can deliberately choose to gimp yourself if it's too "cheese", but in multiplayer games it's cancerous since the choice is "Get fucked" or "Do the strat".

[minor cypress]

I mean....meh. meta doesnt really matter in league until you reach above gold

And even then, it dont really matter

[stone shoal]

Starcraft 2 singleplayer is just "weee haha building a big army mob gonna throw it at the enemy lol"

Starcraft 2 multiplayer is "Rapid camera movement rapid mashing of the key to make the single unit of marine who will then buttfuck the entire enemy base because I have mathematically calculated that I need this much firepower at this given moment and this this this and this GG"

[minor cypress]

Game is so deep that even knowing something as simple as managing minion waves will allow you to slap the fuck outta people

[fresh rose]

and then still

theres a counter-meta

[stone shoal]

Not even really talking about League here

[fresh rose]

in every game with a meta

[minor cypress]

I just like it because ive played it for so long and there is still things to git gud at

[stone shoal]

Well, kinda I guess. TBF comp games demand a certain degree of fun removal, but it's so bad with league that if you even defer from THE LANE(tm) of your character, you can get banned

[minor cypress]

Wat

[final cedar]

guys understood nobody deserves to have them but them.. boss move

[minor cypress]

I mean, i play aurelion sol bot, mid, and top for lulz

[stone shoal]

I have no idea who or what Aurelion is

Space dragon man right?

[fresh rose]

yea

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/league-dragon-sol-stars-aurelion-gif-5949272

[fresh rose]

tbh

you could sum up league as one of those games

that you need thousands of hours into

to have fun

let me get the image

[stone blade]

[fresh rose]

this is the image

[stone shoal]

miney crafta

[fresh rose]

its shit

[minor cypress]

Now learning league or dota? Absolutely horrendous dogshit experience

[fresh rose]

but its the image that sums it up

[stone blade]

da

[stone shoal]

Tarkov , Arma , Foxhole

[minor cypress]

But the sheer dopamine rush of dunking on a team so hard they can't even comprehend their fuckups?

[stone shoal]

Fucking RUST

[fresh rose]

true

the riven penta kill

W game

[minor cypress]

And if you get really really into it, league turns into a really autistic math equation

[wraith osprey]

Best character
They did him dirty with the rework 😔

[minor cypress]

Like laning, macro play, trading, etc

[wraith osprey]

I want my comets back

[minor cypress]

You can be totally dogshit and play simple champs. But if your macro/map movement is good, you will stomp

[toxic sundial]

You dont have to call me out like that omg

Like so rude

[minor cypress]

Ehhhh i didn't like old sol

[fresh rose]

lmaoo

which of the games do you play nota

[toxic sundial]

Actual photo of me why yo dox me?

[minor cypress]

But current sol is kinda boring

[fresh rose]

i like current sol

but i also dont like how they took away his star gimmick

and replaced it with a different gimmick

which we already have 2 gimmick characters off of

they just made him a stacking champ like

BORING

tbh his ult is cooler now than it was before

[minor cypress]

I like him. But his gameplay is literally stank breath on them, clear waves with the succ, dont W into team, make big comet go boom, get stacks

[fresh rose]

fully charged aurelion sol ult is cool as fuck

screenshake, effects, everything is right about it

compared to the old ult its 100 times better imo

[minor cypress]

But big number make dopamine go brrt

[fresh rose]

orbital laser star

[minor cypress]

Did you see league is finally getting invoker

But he is some femboy painter bs?

[stone shoal]

6000 hours is a fucking lot

I just noticed that

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hwei-hwei-lol-gif-8912771402585306612

[stone shoal]

Pretty sure I have 6000 hours in Gmod and that was pretty much my entire childhood

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/инвокер-gif-21831910

[stone shoal]

Not even that

[minor cypress]

I uh..dont wanna know how much time i have in league

[wraith osprey]

Dude
The new season is just making league into dota

[minor cypress]

Across my accounts

Nuh uh

We dont got pets

[wraith osprey]

Yuh ha

No more mythics

[minor cypress]

Thank fuck

Mythics were dogshit

[fading cloud]

How tf squad is second job like game

P!lemon

[foggy mantle]

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[minor cypress]

Tell a new player how to use rpg properly in less than a paragraph

And hit things from a distance

The one with the scope

[fading cloud]

Man I don’t even know how to use it I just shoot how I feel

It works

[stone shoal]

"Point at thing, pull trigger. If it's far away, it's an RPG. If it's danger-close, it's a suicide vest."

[fading cloud]

And like shit got marks anyway

[solar obsidian]

whats a neet again?

[stone shoal]

I have 0 idea how Squad plays but that's my general advice for all RPG's

[stone shoal]

This is all I see

[stone blade]

I found iron

[toxic sundial]

I could never study for a test but show me any optic in arma or squad and I'll land accuracy shots out to 800m

[fading cloud]

Ain’t dat complicated

[stone shoal]

Terminally Unemployed

[toxic sundial]

Genuine diseased brain I have

[solar obsidian]

i see

[mint mist]

same

ily

[glad carbon]

Rly?

[stone shoal]

Not (in) Education, Employment, (or) Training

[stone blade]

yes

and some lapis

[glad carbon]

Where

[mint mist]

hi

[solar obsidian]

it could be any games where u put 6k hours in, which is insane of course

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-riley-neet-rileydps-nerd-gif-23509189

[glad carbon]

Hi

[solar obsidian]

so a freeloader

hey there

[fading cloud]

It’s possible only with tarkov and maybe dota

[stone blade]

underground

[glad carbon]

Tarkov is reasonable for 6k

[stone shoal]

Wiped off this earth

[fading cloud]

I played 6k only to get extra loot for these testing servers

Weapon case each wipe yummy

[stone shoal]

...You get loot on wipe for having playtime now?

[fading cloud]

It was always like that

I mean you can even get loot for books you buy

[stone shoal]

?????? Books??????????

[fading cloud]

“There will be no pay to win stuff in tarkov”

[stone shoal]

What fucking books?

[stone shoal]

What

Homie doesn't know about Kings

[fading cloud]

Tarkov books

[glad carbon]

What

[minor cypress]

Pay to suffer less

[fading cloud]

You can buy em same website as the game itself

[glad carbon]

Ok ass cloud

[fading cloud]

For each book you buy you get loot you can redeem every wipe

[fresh rose]

idk

[stone shoal]

Oh

[fresh rose]

i didnt make the image

[stone shoal]

Okay you mean ACTUAL REAL LIFE books

I thought there was some kinda skill books they added to the fucking game

[fading cloud]

I remember 3rd got modded MPX with Luger ammo and gpnvg

[fading cloud]

I mean no one is gonna ship you physical one

[stone shoal]

Okay but wait how is any of this NOT p2w? Not even the donor/100$ option here, this is legitimately paying for free shit and disguising it as a book

[glad carbon]

Not anymore

[fading cloud]

Aight imma head out my shift is starting

[glad carbon]

Stopped in 2020

[fading cloud]

It is

[stone shoal]

Do king accounts still apply?

And these books?

[fresh rose]

imo

[stone shoal]

Bc all that does is just inflate the potential market for people selling their accounts for 100's+

[fresh rose]

this

i hate this

also i hate that i bought the game and couldnt run it

I did the stupid, saw a clip of tarkov, looked at their sites minimum requirements and believed

i can run the game

i bought it and nope

now i can doe and like its meh tbh all my friends quit playing so i dont rlly wanna play

[stone shoal]

I just want a coop game but with Tarkov-esque mechanics

[fresh rose]

also the games just

DYING

from all the drama

specifically the 60% cheaters situation

which is just insane

[stone shoal]

Everyone and their grandmother makes extraction shooters like retards but nobody ever makes a COOP only version

[fading cloud]

Tarkov arena doe

[fresh rose]

im buying hunt showdown now tho

since its on discount

[fresh rose]

you have to buy it seperately

like

WHAT THE FUCK

[fading cloud]

Ay gonna make coop like shit there

[fading cloud]

I’m EOD since 2016 so no fucks given

[stone blade]

so I got to -20 or so

where are the diamonds

at what level

[stone shoal]

Deeper duh

Bedrock level

[fresh rose]

uh

i dont know where diamonds are

but i remember they did a thing where diamonds appear less often when strip mining

and they appear more in caves

[stone shoal]

Sadge

What about strip mining into caves?

[stone blade]

obv they would appear more in caves youre exploring a much bigger area

[fresh rose]

eod was prob cheaper then than it is now

now the default game price is almost like

60 bucks including tax

[stone shoal]

EOD was 100 for me...

[fading cloud]

Yea it was

[stone shoal]

[fading cloud]

Paid 5k₽

[stone shoal]

For a game I don't even play anymore

I make some absolute dogshit purchasing decisions

[shadow wyvern]

diamonds are like at -60 now
I forget the actual number

[stone shoal]

TW WH taught me that tbf

[shadow wyvern]

but very far down

[fresh rose]

WHAT THE FUCK

standard edition btw

no tax included

[stone blade]

oke

[fading cloud]

Eheheh get fucked

[stone blade]

ty

[stone blade]

they raised the prise long ago

[fresh rose]

I bought it for 45 tax included last year

[stone blade]

lmao

[fresh rose]

havent touched the game

[stone blade]

I bought mine for 45 too

[final cedar]

fuck tarkov

[stone shoal]

From a glance that's PVPVE

[fresh rose]

only game company which can adjust for inflation

like

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[fading cloud]

Buy tarkov now

[fresh rose]

anyways

hunt better

gg

[fading cloud]

Sell it next year for 2x price

[fresh rose]

ppl dont buy standard edition accounts

thats for sure

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/326843254639165441/1176761565043769364/image0.jpg

[fresh rose]

LOL

[fading cloud]

Ay do

Hackers do

[fresh rose]

edge of darkness is 150 bucks no tax included rn

what is this shit

i remember it being 120

[final cedar]

hacking in tarkov might be morally neutral

[stone shoal]

bruh

[fresh rose]

kill yourself nikita

[stone shoal]

Either hackers or sweaties

Either way

[fresh rose]

I hope that a brick of money hits nikita in the head

and makes him forget who he is

[glad carbon]

So mad

Just don't buy it

[stone shoal]

Yeah buddy this implies Nikita hasn't already forgotten what his original goals even were. The money HAS gotten to his head man

[glad carbon]

It's not hard

[fresh rose]

the main reason tarkov isnt on steam is so he can adjust the price for inflation

[stone blade]

okay I made some progress

[fresh rose]

so he can make the amount of money he wants

prove me wrong

[stone blade]

made some armor

made a sword and pick

[fresh rose]

also so ppl cant refund the game

[glad carbon]

Hi

[stone blade]

Found a cave

[fresh rose]

if they think its shit

[stone blade]

[fresh rose]

and dont want to play it

theres no refund policy

like what the fuck

what if some retard (me) sees the game on a youtube video, does no research, sees the minimum requirements they preach (WHICH ARE FUCKING FALSE) and buys the game and can't run it

[stone shoal]

I have no real idea where Nikita kinda went sour but he fell for the money at some point and now that SP tarkov that he even built Tarkov for is a pipedream chance in hell

[shadow wyvern]

make a shield babe

[fresh rose]

like

yo

braindeath

you need to spend

20 seconds

[stone blade]

my game runs at 300 fps

sheesh

[fresh rose]

to write out the minimum requirements

for the game

[shadow wyvern]

skeletons and creepers are a cunt and designed around having a shield now

[fresh rose]

and they dont do that

[stone blade]

yes yes soon

[stone shoal]

TBH they should really just make it so you can click a button to see if you even CAN run the game

[fresh rose]

DATS WHAT IM SAYING

AND SPEC REQUIREMENT WEBSITES HAVE THE SHIT THAT TARKOV WROTE ON THEIR SITE

AS MINIMUM SPECS

AND EVERY PERSON WHO PLAYS THE GAME HAS A DIFF OPINION

LIKE MAN

so mad

makes me want to shove my fist through the monitor

[stone shoal]

Never understood why this isn't a thing. Not like the government isn't already spying on me, not like YOU aren't already spying on me for my precious data, you do it anyway when I buy the game, just put a button and get my specs so we can see if I can even play this shit

[fresh rose]

like i wanted to refund tarkov

to realize

no refund policy

and its just collecting dust

i started playing a bit

games not enjoyable tbh

[stone blade]

planted crops

[fresh rose]

i played 20 raids this wipe (late)

[stone blade]

[shadow wyvern]

tarkov isn’t one you play because it’s fun

[fresh rose]

i got head eyesed 14 out of 20 raids

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1176821514419580949/F_hsOPDWMAA0ZyQ.png?ex=65704371&is=655dce71&hm=0c462a306500751895c7623b6e9e31e7d8d4f67cb262e23be94e28777c9cc248&

[fresh rose]

from nowhere

its fucking retarded

and i hate it

[ocean pulsar]

It's intended gameplay

[fresh rose]

so im buying hunt now cause its on discount and my friends say the games actually fun

so i will play hunt instead

also excited for marathon from bungie whenever the fuck that releases in 2069

[oblique spire]

very fun

[fresh rose]

cause they might do something cool

but I fr wish I could refund tarkov

cause the game is simply not fun for me

[ocean pulsar]

I like it just because I'm a gun retard

not very good at it

[stone shoal]

I knew a guy who would specifically use hacks on that shit just to avoid people and snag loot. Only told me later on after we stopped playing it but tbh if I was more savvy about dodgy purchases and shit like that I'd've done the same thing and my enjoyment of the game would've likely skyrocketed

[fresh rose]

the gun customization is cool

also every gun is good if I just set it to semi auto

[fresh rose]

holy shit

[stone shoal]

Not a comp soul, I just wanna rat and see number value go uppy, or at least climb to that mountain of wonderful gear

[fresh rose]

yea hacks are justified

if the game is this unenjoyable tbh

[shadow wyvern]

ks23 flashbang round

[fresh rose]

wait what the fuck

[ocean pulsar]

I scav runned until I got 40 mil this wipe and stopped playing

[fresh rose]

theres a flashbang ROUND

[shadow wyvern]

yeah

[fresh rose]

OH MY GOD

[pure hatch]

Yep. Ruined a wipe for a while

[fresh rose]

SO THATS WHAT HIT ME

[shadow wyvern]

you fire your shotgun and blind someone

[fresh rose]

IN FACTORY

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

FUCK THAT

[ocean pulsar]

could be

[shadow wyvern]

ks23 babey

[ocean pulsar]

haven't seen any ks-23's

[fresh rose]

i heard no grenade rolling or anything

[stone shoal]

Also willing to admit I'm complete dogshit at PVP. It's either I can't even see the guy as I turn the corner, I see the guy but get domed IMMEDIATELY, or I catch him unaware but I STILL can't fucking kill him somehow (likely because I can only get shit bullets anyway)

[pure hatch]

KS-23 and factory is like peanut butter and jelly

[fresh rose]

i just heard a gun shot

got flash banged

died

[pure hatch]

Except it hurts the soul

[shadow wyvern]

yep

that’s the flashbang round

[fresh rose]

thats SO FUCKING STUPID

let me guess

[shadow wyvern]

it’s hilarious

[fresh rose]

they can shoot you in the leg

and you still get flash banged

[shadow wyvern]

they don’t have to hit at all

[plain quarry]

I’m still banned? 😭