#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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narrow lotus
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ALO

mint mist
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goodnight!!!!!!

copper token
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||The joke is there are no girls in brainfart||

copper token
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Take notes gentlemen, not bait

toxic sundial
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I would never break rules, I would democratically vote to change the rules to allow big boobies in chat

narrow lotus
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so that will never happen

copper token
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I have the based light blue

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As I boost

toxic sundial
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Next gamma play through I'll be active

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I'm just a certified brainfart enjoyer rn

copper token
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I need to play more GAMMA, I was grinding The Division, and now Project Zomboid

toxic sundial
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Next gamma update I'm gonna disappear for 2 weeksπŸ™

copper token
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Funny how The Division almost predicted Covid, except less cool

toxic sundial
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||real gamma goonhead||

toxic sundial
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I just spent two hours cleaning and changing parts on my gun, my libido is completely depleted*

copper token
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Incredible

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Gun prawn is my favorite

toxic sundial
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||overcharged||

copper token
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I'll occasionally pump my shotgun that I got not too long ago, aka, jackin it

toxic sundial
dreamy flaxBOT
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spice7, your new nickname is Horse

fresh rose
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im so hungry I could eat a horse right now

dreamy flaxBOT
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rikardias, your new nickname is Fletcher

plush jasper
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fletcher

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why

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fuk

red glade
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Better than feltcher

dreamy flaxBOT
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tophattwolf, your new nickname is Phone

warm fossil
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mm yes

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delightful

inland sage
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Compare

warm fossil
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@heavy peak free kill

heavy peak
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Disgustang

radiant charm
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what happened I couldnt finish the video

inland sage
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snake pooping

radiant charm
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oh

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I thought a cat was fighting it or sth

inland sage
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nope, just a big-ass snake having a very human reaction to shitting their brains out

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taco bell snake

radiant charm
foggy mantleBOT
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inland sage
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listen, I've seen worse in here

half gazelle
inland sage
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that's a huge cat

grizzled meadow
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@uncut obsidian

red glade
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That's a dead cat is what that is

slate crown
uncut obsidian
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brb gonna spy on the russian military

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btw chatGPT is dead

slender rock
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ugh

uncut obsidian
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The chatgpt employees are rebelling against that director or whatever getting fired

inland sage
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They're joining the ceo in leaving

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Guy must have been doing something right if damn near the entire team is ready to walk with him

toxic sundial
slender rock
toxic sundial
ruby minnow
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Sometimes

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life is a Romanian

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and you're an unstolen car

river zealot
visual stirrup
minor cypress
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True but not ever worth

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Also shalom brainfart

minor cypress
tulip ravine
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Is it me or some rappers who song blew up seem to be not mentioned now despite still pulling numbers

upper axle
tulip ravine
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6ix9ine for example the guy seems be killing it with the Spanish stuff

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Lil mosey and tecca seem be pulling numbers too yet don’t hear much of them now

upper axle
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i mean six nine isnt particularly popular anymore because he snitched in court and the people who used to be very big fans of him largely didnt like that

tulip ravine
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Plus he seems to be happier now so fair play to the dude

upper axle
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as for tecca idk what happened with him. im honestly not hugely into the rap and hip hop scene by and large so my information isnt particularly up to date

minor cypress
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This is the only banger he needs

tulip ravine
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Mosey went away for like a year tho, think some allegations got put out but from what I can see he got cleared of them

upper axle
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yeah i'd say getting out of that scene probably WOULD do some good for mental health

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see, the last time i was even remotely up to date on rap and hip hop shit, Juice WRLD was still alive or at least just died, and artists like Future were very front and center, migos still had their full roster (not that i listened to them tbh), et cetera

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so uhhh

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it was a while ago

glass glade
plain quarry
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Hm

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I’m still in detention 😭

slender rock
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yeah

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hmm

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lies and deception

plain quarry
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As in brain fart detention

slender rock
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😐

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shut up

plain quarry
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This is like the dark web of gamma

slender rock
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Ted permission to beat him silly?

plain quarry
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No

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Falco protecc

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Is that the goofy from twd?

river robin
plain quarry
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I’m quite tough tyvm

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My mom says do

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So

half gazelle
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Oh hey ryry is back from mute

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Hi clown boy

river robin
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It was worth it.
I derailed like five people for almost half an hour. They couldn’t hold a conversation.
It was glorious.

half gazelle
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I’ll fish react you

minor cypress
half gazelle
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We went from frog revolution to world war fish in 24 hours

zealous remnant
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last i saw, ryry did not have react perms

river robin
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No no you don’t understand. Do this: pretend to be angry and constantly try to offend people, because everyone expects bait to be subtle.
Then once they latch on make bad faith arguments and insult them over and over.

minor cypress
river robin
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I peaked so I might change up my posting style actually.

half gazelle
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I’m not sure what’s happening but sure

river robin
half gazelle
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Playboy I’m calling a ceasefire

half gazelle
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You could say you’re just clownin around

river robin
minor cypress
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Ryry slowly dropping to the same levels as the retarded loli barcode name that got banned

fallow trellis
zealous remnant
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@half gazelle would you choke me? πŸ₯Ί

river robin
minor cypress
half gazelle
fallow trellis
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they couldn't ban him on the spot since barcode? kekw

river robin
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How the fuck you have a barcode as a name?

zealous remnant
half gazelle
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I’m in another castle atm, destination unknown.

zealous remnant
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denied human to human interaction once again gunmouth

minor cypress
half gazelle
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Don’t worry, I’m in your walls

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Hi

minor cypress
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Reject humans, embrace ai waifu

half gazelle
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Deadass what my mom thought I’d become if I went into the tech field. She also said that my chances of committing a mass shooting would be higher??? Weird time.

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So far I just wanna take a hammer to clients head but nothing crazy like that jeesh

minor cypress
half gazelle
minor cypress
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Hey uhhh, this update happened, and its why i cant connect my laptop to my home wifi. Its broken

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(Airplane mode is on)

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I had someone the other day go full schizo that location tracking was enabled on their device.

minor cypress
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Like...its a company device. That you don't own. That if you stole we could legally raid you for. And i can already see all your traffic logs....and you already gave us way more info during your job onboarding.

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But you are worried that we know where the laptop is at all times? huh

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I could understand being upset if the mic and camera were always on. But come on bro

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Only time we are gonna big brother you is if you really fuck up, and I REALLY REALLY do not wanna do the documentation needed for that ticket.

toxic sundial
half gazelle
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I’ve had a girl complain about zoom calls and not being able to hear anyone and nobody being able to hear her. Remoted in and found out she had muted everyone and herself by accident.

I genuinely don’t understand how you don’t see the mic and speaker icon with a dash through it and don’t go β€œoh wtf I’m muted lol”

true sedge
minor cypress
zealous remnant
half gazelle
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I’d like to think paralegals are smarter than that. But I’ve been proven wrong a few times now.

minor cypress
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All they know is adobe acrobat, threaten legal action, and bitch about fax machine

half gazelle
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REAL

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SO FUCKING REAL

tulip ravine
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Hello all

half gazelle
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AAAAAH

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Hai

minor cypress
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πŸ€“ erm im gonna submit a FOIA request if you dont give me this info πŸ€“

zealous remnant
minor cypress
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Doctors just know bitching about charting system, muh patient care, and making their nurses do everything

half gazelle
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Unfortunately with Adobe Acrobat that’s pretty 50/50 on if it’s user error or if it’s an Adobe product, yet again, being a piece of junk and having some weird glitch that hasn’t been patched since 2012 still randomly being prevalent in the latest version.

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I despise Adobe

tulip ravine
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I am average Microsoft visual studio user

minor cypress
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Same. Our licensing is fucked so i just open pdfs in chrome bc i do zero editing

tulip ravine
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Also recently been trying eclipse

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Pretty cool

minor cypress
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Eclipse is cozy

half gazelle
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Same with Microsoft office suite, outlook gives me actual AIDs when it’s randomly taking a dump for no reason.

minor cypress
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But erm sorry, eclipse and visual studio arent on the approved software list anymore.

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Your team will now use netbeans

minor cypress
storm stream
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Marconi Electronic Systems Chieftain Mk. 10 Marksman

half gazelle
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I forgor who posted this here. But god is it true. I love doing IT work, but some days it really makes me wanna make out with an electrical outlet.

minor cypress
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So true

fallow trellis
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you love IT?

minor cypress
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Its not the tech thats the issue. Its the people

half gazelle
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Yea

fallow trellis
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it comes with the job

minor cypress
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Well sometimes its the tech. It is what it is

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IT people when they realize supporting users require people skills

half gazelle
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At least the tech doesn’t talk back when it’s being a shitter. It just gives me the cold shoulder and I’m like β€œok reboot time you little twerp”

fallow trellis
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customer: my laptop broke
IT: what did u do
customer: what the fuck, nothing????
customer:

minor cypress
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The end goal is getting as far away from user support and as deeply buried in niche tech

fallow trellis
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they will do the same thing after getting it fixed

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and come back accusing you of ruining it

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100%

minor cypress
half gazelle
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At least I managed to skip being a desk jockey at a call center and went straight into being an IT monkey for a company.

fallow trellis
minor cypress
fallow trellis
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TLDR he doesnt know anything about IT

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turns things on and off

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works

slate crown
half gazelle
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I love this one

fallow trellis
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8 months in the company

minor cypress
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But god did i hate my full helldesk years

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Closest ive been to commiting chinese factory worker olympics in a long time

half gazelle
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So funny cause school has you try to memorize like 800+ acronyms for things just for a lot of it to not really be relevant. At the end of the day google has been a strong ally and always will be.

fallow trellis
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so glad i dont work in it

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i can barely fix my own computer

minor cypress
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School having you memorize acronyms. The actual job: Describing an ethernet cord to users as "a long cable where the end looks like an old phone cable"

half gazelle
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Exactly

slate crown
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that's why i always play dumb

half gazelle
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End user don’t know wtf POE means

minor cypress
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And the windows 10 start menu is "that white window pane in the bottom left"

fallow trellis
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reinstall pdf reader, works everytime πŸ‘Œ

minor cypress
minor cypress
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Because if i fix it, im responsible for it now

quartz ridge
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im unironically considering going kill dozer mode or joining the MIC there is no inbetween

fallow trellis
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killdozer

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im biased

half gazelle
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killdozer has my vote

slate crown
quartz ridge
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itd be pretty easy to do

fallow trellis
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yes step one: own killdozer

minor cypress
slate crown
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classic

half gazelle
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Devious

minor cypress
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I got bitched at by the head IT dude one year for the dumbest shit

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Dude stormed in angry because we installed hamachi to connect to a server i hosted at home

slate crown
minor cypress
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And im just thinking "bro you are the one that allowed users to have local admin"

slate crown
quartz ridge
minor cypress
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Why isn't my device already quarantined and being null routed?

half gazelle
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That reminds me of computer class in middle school where a group of kids in my class got the teacher to get Minecraft for all the lab PCs so we could play when we were done with work. That poor fucking teacher didn’t know what he was signing up for when the same kids wreaked fucking havoc on the server while everyone else (including me) didn’t know what they were doing cause that was my first exposure to Minecraft.

quartz ridge
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imma be honest Hamachi's website and install looks pretty sus to anyone who doesn't know what it is

minor cypress
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He knew what it was for. His SOC team was probably just bitching and alarm bells going off bc school computers talking to external IP and sending tons of traffic

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He was the dickhead IT guy. The other dude was super chill and laughed at the issue and gave me old comptia books to read. I miss that homie

quartz ridge
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i dunno the only time i was in some sort of trouble ( not really ) was when we connected our phone to our computers to trace our face on photoshop

zealous remnant
quartz ridge
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i needed help and the teacher saw one of my folders which had it's image on the front was from when me and my dad went to the range

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small heart attack

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i mean ive always been a fan of guns / mechanical stuff

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teacher was also a gundam fan lol

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he was cool

minor cypress
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Senior prank just going to the computer lab and putting tape under random mice and setting bios password devilish

half gazelle
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Bios password always fun

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Also pulled a prank like that on the keyboard class teacher and got detention for it.

minor cypress
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Looking back on it school security was super dogshit

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But man was prob overworked and underpaid

half gazelle
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Yea, I imagine school IT is pretty fast and loose. Personally don’t think I’d work for a school IT.

quartz ridge
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i never messed with school IT

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i felt bad for them

minor cypress
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I never went out of my way to cause a ton of trouble

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I just wanted to play minecraft and doom

quartz ridge
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ahhhh FUCK man

half gazelle
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Cause schools already lack a budget for supplies, why tf do you think they’d have money for your datacenter setup?

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Just stack some books

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Those will work

quartz ridge
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i remember me going autism mode since my general buisness teacher went on a rant about guns

quartz ridge
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she was pro gun but she asked " does anyone know the legality of machine guns? " since she was also a law teacher or something like that

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went full tism mode about the NFA

amber marsh
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To understand how I know I've been here for too long, I'm 22nd in ranking in this place dread

minor cypress
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Based and probably surprised the teacher tbh

quartz ridge
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first day of freshmen year i still remember him talking about how he loves guns and owns a .45

amber marsh
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I'm seeing a pattern form here

quartz ridge
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my school was a mix

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half super liberal half super conservative

amber marsh
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Did ya all have a funny american civil war?

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Ideally with multiple casualties

minor cypress
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Our history teacher was super chill and actually encouraged debates from both sides.

amber marsh
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Oh shit, that's cool

river robin
quartz ridge
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we had a full dicussion about guns

amber marsh
quartz ridge
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literally went autism mode again

quartz ridge
amber marsh
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I completely forgot that was a subject

quartz ridge
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liek country locations, natrual resources ect

amber marsh
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Ye

quartz ridge
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he made it fun

amber marsh
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Wait, natural resources?

quartz ridge
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yep stuff like coal

amber marsh
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Ours only had like countries and their capitals

quartz ridge
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it was his first year teaching

amber marsh
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Interesting

quartz ridge
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so he was like

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half half? i guess

amber marsh
inland sage
quartz ridge
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" cheat on your girlfriend or boyfriend not my tests " lol

minor cypress
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Holy based

river robin
# quartz ridge geography

Geography
Geograph
Graph
Graphite.
You think you’re fucking funny? Everyone here knows what you did man, it’s sick and twisted of you to think you can just post this here and not suffer.

quartz ridge
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i miss my school

amber marsh
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I really wanna know how long that took to write

amber marsh
inland sage
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wonderful content

quartz ridge
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some dudes in the art program drew ol Uncle Ted and Osama lolk

minor cypress
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We had a "gifted and talented" class where if you scored good nuff you got into a course that was like a projects class

river robin
quartz ridge
quartz ridge
river robin
amber marsh
minor cypress
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Got to do wood carving, graphic design, make a small railgun, etc.

quartz ridge
amber marsh
minor cypress
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Any project you could think of as long as it was tangetically educational

quartz ridge
minor cypress
quartz ridge
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on one half half teh teachers were assholes

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like once we were doing something with excel

amber marsh
amber marsh
minor cypress
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Stack the ball bearings so they cascade into eachother with magnets spaced evenly

amber marsh
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Also you lot aren't the usual brainfarters what happened here

quartz ridge
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big ass old box monitors
i misssed a day and asked how to do something and he said " maybe if you paaid attention in class instead of sleeping youd know "

then i told him i was absent that day he teached it

minor cypress
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Roll 1 magnet on one end, it cascades, then shoots ball at end very fast.

amber marsh
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Would've been funnier if I said you people

river robin
# amber marsh Nuclear fusion is educational

Everyone make a reactor in your back yard the government doesn’t want you to I gives you powers and they don’t want that
Remember
Violet
Indigo
Cheshire
Tango
Elephant
Seas

quartz ridge
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i remember asking to go to the bathroom and when he asked for my name he said " Omar right? "

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my name doesn't start with a O btw

oblique spire
quartz ridge
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then cool as fuck math teacher talking about local ranges

minor cypress
river robin
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He’s immune the the schizo posting
Fuck

amber marsh
# oblique spire

I sent it in war thunder so that if you send it I can say you're reposting it

minor cypress
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Got to watch a beautiful mind, read house of leaves, watch memento and a bunch of other cool shit

amber marsh
minor cypress
amber marsh
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Counterargument:
Nuh uh

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Nuh uh

oblique spire
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and i've got a screenshot of you saying i sent it in war thunder while replying to my message

quartz ridge
oblique spire
amber marsh
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Valid point, no funny gamer words

amber marsh
quartz ridge
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oh man i wish a good gundam game came o ut

amber marsh
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Why am I correcting you, I never correct anybody else

amber marsh
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Its because I love you ❀

oblique spire
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damn

minor cypress
amber marsh
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We really don't have a nerd emoji with the finger pointing up?

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Dam, bad server

amber marsh
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Only if you help 😳

oblique spire
amber marsh
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I'm hearing the dun nun nun nun

amber marsh
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AYO I CAN USE THE GIFS FROM MY PC NOW????

amber marsh
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Oh God my phone really hates going through them tho

amber marsh
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LMAO

amber marsh
amber marsh
oblique spire
minor cypress
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@stone blade

amber marsh
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(Its cannibalism)

minor cypress
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Like that one island stalin made

amber marsh
minor cypress
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God i need to actually focus on work instead of discord shitposting

amber marsh
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Leave, go

minor cypress
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This dense fuck

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Got ransomware

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Trying to download an emulator

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To run

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Clash of fucking clans

upper axle
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hard agree with Pat Fussy AKA @Cuntosaur on Twitter dot com on this topic.

minor cypress
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Brb uninstalling o2 from my lungs right now

upper axle
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sharp exhale.exe

sterile dome
upper axle
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fucking YIKE

sterile dome
upper axle
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im NGL @minor cypress i probably would be really hard pressed to not just tell him to get fucked if i was in your position, unfortunately i'd wager you dont exactly have a choice in the matter.

minor cypress
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Im mostly reeing about paperwork

upper axle
minor cypress
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Yeah. I leave the dick flattening to HR

slender rock
oblique spire
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Does bro not know that CoC is out officially on PC?

pastel quartz
upper axle
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HR doesnt do their fucking job 99% of the time.

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flatten the guy's dick yourself

half gazelle
slender rock
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stop it

pastel quartz
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ok

slender rock
minor cypress
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Oh shit did the new maja model drop?

slender rock
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I told you not to feed them

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they're like tribbles

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feed, breed and multiply

minor cypress
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Pretty much

pastel quartz
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idk what maja is

slender rock
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WHo are you

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What you want

slender kayak
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What is this

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Maja six?

pastel quartz
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i want to play stalker

half gazelle
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Sdalger

slender kayak
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Seven?

minor cypress
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You vill buy the plush

pastel quartz
slender rock
minor cypress
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Just another maja model, sir

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Gotta quarantine it immediately

slender kayak
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@pastel quartz hi is it offensive to say that my gaydar is going off

heavy peak
oblique spire
slender rock
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MonkaChrist we have enough Majas pls don't add more 😭

pastel quartz
half gazelle
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Knew my radar wasn’t off either

heavy peak
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Transmission cosplayer?

pastel quartz
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sure

heavy peak
pastel quartz
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of course i mean trans as in my trans-am

minor cypress
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Rule 29 and 30 of the internet still going strong i see.

oblique spire
slender rock
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are you gonna do the "Hi **pings person** ILY" thing like maja does

oblique spire
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Or a 4 speed

slender rock
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πŸ‘€

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this question is important

half gazelle
slender rock
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frogs are chill

half gazelle
minor cypress
slender rock
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just don't love bomb the server thanks

pastel quartz
# slender rock WHo are you

i am a canadian cosplayer who cosplays shygal for the last 5 years, and i collect and restore vintage electronics from the 80s and 90s

slender rock
half gazelle
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That’s pretty cool ngl

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
slender rock
pastel quartz
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im actually engaged

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which is exciting

slender rock
# pastel quartz damn right

Nice, I have two, one of them is a sony deck that the record side is all fucked up and I can't get it to stop being dumb

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😦 I hit a wall of trying to fix it

slender rock
oblique spire
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I am not a simp

pastel quartz
half gazelle
pastel quartz
oblique spire
pastel quartz
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i came here for fun and stalker

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not to shill my stuff

half gazelle
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I will persist in spite

heavy peak
slender rock
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🐸

pastel quartz
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oh i also play synthesizer and keytar

slender rock
slender kayak
pastel quartz
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heres my proudest achievement.
a 1/1000 1983 yamaha kx1 keytar

half gazelle
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Noice

heavy peak
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@dry jolt

pliant hearth
minor cypress
slender rock
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πŸ₯Ή Look at them synths aaaaa cool

minor cypress
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You just know

slender rock
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I miss being at TLM doing volunteering 😒 so much cool musical stuffs

half gazelle
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I wanna learn more than just guitar

slender rock
half gazelle
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Don’t have space for it. Live in apartment

slender rock
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

half gazelle
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Before guitar I was gonna play drums, but my parent were like β€œnah, how about an instrument we can control the volume for”

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Still wanna go back and play drums

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Dream is basically just having a fucking basement studio with a large assortment of instruments

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Make my own BM project that nobody will listen to.

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Life would be good.

slate crown
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saxophone would be sick

half gazelle
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I want a hurdy gurdy

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Literally life goal to own one

slender rock
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πŸ‘€

half gazelle
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They’re so fucking cool

slender rock
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hell yeah

slate crown
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very but equally expensive

half gazelle
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Oh yea

river robin
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Oh, a cosplayer?
New target?

Nah just kidding.

half gazelle
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I would play so many sea shanty tho

slender rock
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sadly

slender rock
slate crown
slender rock
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we can't bully everyone new

half gazelle
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@pastel quartz beware the clown, they will steal your wallet

slate crown
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vader struggling after the death star blew up

slender rock
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oh god ryry writing a fuckin novel

river robin
# slender rock Be nice

I know I’m changing up my posting style.
Bait through rage peaked when I got me muted and derailed like five people for half an hour.

slender rock
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lol

river robin
slender rock
river robin
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NUH UH

slender rock
slender rock
river robin
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Hold on

half gazelle
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Fuck yea it is

river robin
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I got songs hold on

slender rock
river robin
slender rock
pastel quartz
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bro what store am i in

river robin
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Peak

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Trust me

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It takes a bit but eventually he makes the hurdy sound like an electric guitar

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Later on

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It baffles me

half gazelle
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This is advanced, thank you for showing me this

river robin
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It might be his best piece.

half gazelle
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WHAT IS THAT MELODY

river robin
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Did it happen?

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You made it to 2:38?

half gazelle
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Dudes shreddin on a gurdy

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Hot fuck

river robin
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Yeah it’s fucking crazy

half gazelle
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Actually blown away

river robin
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And it happens out of nowhere too

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Made my jaw drop the first time I heard it

half gazelle
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Welp, time to go longingly look at hurdy gurdy’s I know I’ll never afford unless I rob a bank

river robin
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Oh don’t be like that

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Save up like $50 from every paycheck and after a couple months you should be able to

pastel quartz
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we need more stalker memes

half gazelle
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Surprise transmission explosion chewing all my savings leaving me living like I’m in the zone till it rebuilds

river robin
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I wish I had musical talent.
Instead I just have a highly developed taste in music and an autistic fervor for music in general.

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And mods vanished the music channel

half gazelle
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Pretty based still. I love me some deep layer of genres. I’m a metal fanatic and love all things under the Black Metal category.

river robin
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Not huge into metal, haven’t been into it in awhile.
Used to listen to some, but my taste in music has changed over the years.
Recently found this amazing band called kiltro. Hold on I’ll post my favorite song by them

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Reminiscent of lowroar in some ways, general feeling I guess, but completely different music

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If you know of low roar

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music is typing
What

upper axle
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been meaning to take a deep dive

river robin
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Hold on I can pick some good ones If you want

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Don’t want to spam though

upper axle
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yeah, been meaning to take a deep dive into their stuff.

river robin
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Uh

upper axle
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it's fine

river robin
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Hold on

upper axle
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im probably gonna set aside a day

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and listen to their entire discography

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so its all good

river robin
half gazelle
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Ooo I know low roar

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They pretty good

river robin
half gazelle
slender rock
river robin
half gazelle
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Man, why did they blast the music channel?

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I fucking love music

river robin
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Because they’re tards

half gazelle
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And could share and listen all day

river robin
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The music channel was too impersonal anyways

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Chads talk about music.
Everyone there simply posted music and said not a word.

#
upper axle
river robin
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These are some of the best of their discography imo

upper axle
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great mood music

river robin
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There’s others but these stood out to me the most

upper axle
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honestly Kojima's music taste doesnt miss

river robin
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Give them a listen if you have time and don’t be afraid to ping me your thoughts

upper axle
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ye

river robin
# slender rock

You play, don’t you?
I swear I remember something about you playing

oblique spire
river robin
river robin
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Hold on, before I listen, thoughts on Coldplay?

half gazelle
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I know em, know some of their songs. They’re alright but not a favorite.

river robin
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Damn

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We CANT BE FRIENDS NOW

half gazelle
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Sadge

river robin
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you MUST like Coldplay

storm stream
river robin
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I like their stuff because Chris Martin has a great voice and there’s a surprising amount of instrumental depth to their songs.

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Also their concerts are fucking amazing hold on

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I have footage

half gazelle
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I like Viva La Vida, but let’s be real who doesn’t know and like that song.

minor cypress
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Now how bout nickelback

river robin
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You’re horrible

minor cypress
half gazelle
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Divorced dad music

minor cypress
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Cant stand them

river robin
minor cypress
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But lady gaga? Slept on her shit for far too long

river robin
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Lock me in a room with only nickel back playing and I would go insane.

minor cypress
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Nothing better then getting plastered with the boys and jamming out to the white girl playlist

river robin
river robin
minor cypress
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Exactly. I totally slept on all her music bc it was spammed, but its pretty solid

river robin
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Thousands of people there.

minor cypress
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Its on the bucketlist to go to an edm show just bc it sounds fun as hell

river robin
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Watch the videos I sent and tell me what you think of the environment

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It’s not edm, its more unique imo

minor cypress
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Most ive seen in show is bullet for my valentine, three days grace, disturbed, avenged sevenfold, and marilyn manson

river robin
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Isn’t manson dead? Or am I thinking of someone else?

minor cypress
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B4mv and a7x was pretty solid. Manson's show theatrics were top notch. Nah he should be kicking

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Kinda fell off these last few years

river robin
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People are gonna come into here and see me having a normal conversation and scratch their heads.

oblique spire
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Ryry not being mentally deficient?

minor cypress
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Wym this is just current ryry persona

oblique spire
minor cypress
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You'll schizo soon

minor cypress
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I wish i could find the recording of mansons show

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Shit was wild

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Started out with bible sermons and peeps in cages

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Just over the top edge with bible themes, playing out of new orleans

river robin
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Lol

zealous remnant
minor cypress
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I just regret not having tickets for the pit

slender rock
half gazelle
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I think I’m advancing pretty well in sdalger. Then a shithead bandit with the same homemade shotgun used to assassinate Shinzo Abe fucking humbles my ass.

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Good stuff

river robin
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Hehe

half gazelle
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Why I love this game

river robin
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Time to drink some rum

slender rock
half gazelle
#

Oh yea

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Lmao

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Still remember playing CoC back during quarantine. Those were great times.

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First exposure to the series

slender rock
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I have 4 broken ass guns... and parts.... in like three different areas throughout the zone

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😐 uses the 12ga the most

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everyone drops the 12ga

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but no one drops cocaine

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πŸ‘€

half gazelle
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I have an AK-74U that has all good parts but the barrel is broken and I still can’t find the tool set I need to fix it. I’ve been searching everywhere.

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So I’m runnin around with a kitted out AK but the damn barrel is bent sideways at this rate

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Got the replacement barrel, JUST NEED THE TOOLS

pastel quartz
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I made stalker food

half gazelle
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With the authentic stalker kitchen as well

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Now that’s hardcore roleplaying

oblique spire
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I have been putting off playing GAMMA again because I'm stuck in dead city with 13 rounds in my AKM with like 20 mercs surrounding my building.

pastel quartz
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its a hunting cabin

oblique spire
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Why i thought it would be good to do that as a dutyier instead of restocking first, i don't know

half gazelle
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Slight miscalculations

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No biggie

half gazelle
oblique spire
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Hand to hand combat in GAMMA when

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I want to fucking choke slam a merc

half gazelle
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I tried to knife fight a zombie and lost

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Those zombies don’t play

oblique spire
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I might try gamma later

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After watching the FNAF movie bc the funny

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(The entire movie was sent to me day 1 of its release)

half gazelle
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I’m on a geologist run now and I realize it’s kind of easy cause I have no enemies besides bandits and monolith

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Kinda piss easy tbh

oblique spire
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I only ever go to yantar once

oblique spire
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for the funny helmet

pastel quartz
oblique spire
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because fuck echologists for anything else

slender rock
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I have frogs tho?

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I just put them in my pocket

slender rock
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choose your knob

half gazelle
#

Skreddy pedals

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Easy

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Simple

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Knobby

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Shiny

slender rock
#

I just have boss and whatever fender uses

half gazelle
slender rock
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hol up

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but the plasic skirt

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i am confus

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eh nvm

#

meanwhile

#

power dogging that carrot

zealous remnant
oblique spire
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I want to die

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I just saw

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a gun buyback video

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and a mf had an SKS-D

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THIS THING

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and got rid of it for like a $200 USD gift card

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and now that poor thing will be melted

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oh and a new in the box full auto UZI got the same treatment

lament vapor
oblique spire
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I mean I can't get shit either im in australia

lament vapor
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200USD would be a pretty decent deal for an SKS up here. but not absurdly so lol

oblique spire
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still hurts Wahh

lament vapor
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you can get an SKS in auzzie land

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what state are you in?

oblique spire
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WA

lament vapor
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ah.

oblique spire
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They've even banned gel blasters

lament vapor
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yerp

oblique spire
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the day i get my gun license is the day i go broke

lament vapor
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just get a farm and a pest control permit nerd

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or whatever the fuck they call it in WA

oblique spire
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2 wheeler and an AR-15 for hunting hogs

lament vapor
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y'all have hogs down there?

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did not know that

pastel quartz
zealous remnant
oblique spire
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same thing

oblique spire
#

what is with cali and fucking up beautiful guns

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Just too goofy for their own good

pale ingot
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y he throw it like that doe

river robin
#

Let him cook

pastel quartz
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gotta help tolik

half gazelle
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What is the setting to turn on/off stalkers being defensive of loot on bodies. I’ve searched everywhere.

river robin
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It’s a mod option I believe

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But I think you gotta disable some mods too

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Don’t quote me though.

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I am likely wrong in some specific way

half gazelle
#

I’ll poke around some more

slender rock
#

I hate that giphy sucks at even getting any related gifs with the prompt

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😠

minor cypress
half gazelle
#

Found it thanks

minor cypress
#

Hes on his crackhead grindset right now

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Has been running around the house and yowling

half gazelle
#

True orange brain cell moment

slender rock
minor cypress
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Hes found a pen to bat around and entertain himself

minor cypress
#

Hes cute until you wake up and hes sitting on the nightstand staring at you and blocking you from turning your alarms off

stone shoal
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whats the topic for today?

minor cypress
#

Uh

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Uhhhhh

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

stone shoal
#

Casual femboy slavery?
Minor bouts of racism?
Dangerously-close-to-politics-topics?

minor cypress
#

Uhuhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

zealous remnant
#

uwu

minor cypress
#

You mean ranked competitive slavery

silent pawn
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All the above

slender rock
stone shoal
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Does it burst into flames?

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I hope so

minor cypress
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Ah he has chosen to scream at me and be annoying until i cradle him like a baby

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His singular brain cell is working overtime tonight

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Its because the older cat is sleepy and not interested in playing right now

gritty osprey
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Can pregnancy technically counts as a form of STD?

split canyonBOT
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@half gazelle

To make NPC's stop claiming loot from dead bodies, disable:

  • G.A.M.M.A. NPC Loot Claim Remade

If you want to make NPC's actually loot the dead bodies, disable:

  • 311- NPC Stop Looting Dead Bodies - DTTheGunslinger
stone shoal
slender rock
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idk

solar obsidian
stone shoal
slender rock
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we can't have AI be thinking too much

solar obsidian
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πŸ˜”

slender rock
torpid owl
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segs brutal

minor cypress
slender rock
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why are you like this

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why?

minor cypress
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Because horny on main is inevitable

torpid owl
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since i failed november

minor cypress
#

Don't worry, DDD is almost here

half gazelle
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I think I’m going to try to crank out the rest of chapter 4 on my book and then go to bed

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Goodnight brainfart

minor cypress
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Gn

half gazelle
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No

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My book is not horny, it is horror. And I’m fucking terrible at writing but I’m trying anyway.

dreamy flaxBOT
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ohhellno.degenerateofyore., your new nickname is Galary

torpid owl
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horrorny clueless

minor cypress
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Let him cook

half gazelle
#

I mean, the main character is a soldier who’s lesbian for the doctor she’s trying to protect and help escape. So that’s a dynamic that exists in the background but ain’t really relevant to the plot. But besides that it’s a lot of β€œagh these β€œtotally not necromorphs” are killing and converting everyone on the ship, what’re we gonna do”

Inspiration for book is really just a mix of horror games I’ve played, and sprinkling in a bit of β€œuncaring cosmic gods that only view you as pawns in their game” sorta nonsense.

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Pretty big for a first attempt at writing book

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But gotta start somewhere

minor cypress
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hmmtakenote interesting

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I shall feed your plot to ai and see what it creates

minor cypress
#

Its cookin

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God is ai story telling so hit or miss

half gazelle
#

Lmao

minor cypress
#

Christ i have found something even more cringe then the astolfo bot

zealous remnant
pale ingot
half gazelle
#

I did, but I was writing this before I played Signalis

pastel quartz
half gazelle
#

But I certainly am grabbing some inspiration from Signalis since I’ve played

pastel quartz
#

MMM

solar obsidian
eager igloo
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still haven't played Signalis don't tell Sam

half gazelle
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I’m still in the ramp up before any of the horror actually starts happening. I’d say the monstrosities are gonna take on more of a paranormal silent hill kind of thing more than zombie space parasite. Since the cause for this is an eldritch being.

minor cypress
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Id kill for an eldritch horror book but typed like house of leaves

uncut obsidian
torpid owl
#

robotseg when

half gazelle
#

Signalis good

#

Play Signalis

#

Lesbian cyborg looking for her gf good game

torpid owl
#

had enough depression, dont think im gonna play

half gazelle
#

Oh come oooon

#

It only made me cry like a bitch at the end

minor cypress
half gazelle
#

(But tbh I cry about a lot of emotional beats in story telling, this is nothing new for me)

minor cypress
#

Still pretty excessive for gaming, but if its mans only hobby $125 isn't that heinous

pale ingot
minor cypress
#

Thats like spending $30 a week on bullshit lol

oblique spire
#

his priorities are fucked

minor cypress
#

Holy fuck tenor i want my soul back

minor cypress
#

Ughhh i want work to be over but gotta stay up until 1pm for a doc appointment and go shopping for Thanksgiving supplies

solar obsidian
minor cypress
solar obsidian
#

be like us - dont have thanksgiving

minor cypress
#

But turkey

minor cypress
#

I do not want to stay up for 19hr straight. fuckingwhat

solar obsidian
#

except him

zealous remnant
#

tfw holiday hermit

minor cypress
#

At least family is only 40min away

#

But still

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I desire to eat thankgiving food and binge evangelion for the 100th time

minor cypress
#

Time to buy the evangelion onesie

half gazelle
#

Fuck yea

#

Need

solar obsidian
minor cypress
#

I would but shes already hot natured anyhow so onesie is a nogo

zealous remnant
copper token
#

NO

#

I COME BACK TO NP LONELY POSTING

zealous remnant
narrow lotus
#

Cant be fucked to go to work

#

Yet here i am....

copper token
#

Got off work about an hour and a half ago lol

#

Last night I worked 8 hours from 4pm to 12am. Sucked

zealous remnant
#

whats work?

oblique spire
solar obsidian
copper token
glad carbon
#

Gm

solar obsidian
#

godmode

glad carbon
solar obsidian
#

hello, rotting
im Delight πŸ‘‹

zealous remnant
#

it really is like this though
because the few friends I do have are like
"I have work" or "I have a family"
and I'm also very forgettable
My own brother came into town one day and was eating at the bar and towards the end of his meal remembered I existed and shot me a text and we hung out for like 10 minutes before he left

copper token
#

Funny

minor cypress
slender rock
#

@solar obsidian we're all rotting

copper token
#

I only have discord on my pc, so I just listen to music while I work

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Or chat with coworkers

slender rock
#

We walking

glad carbon
zealous remnant
glad carbon
copper token
zealous remnant
#

@copper token

glad carbon
half gazelle
copper token
#

Hallo Mika

half gazelle
#

GET THAT BAG GODFATHER

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Hi