🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

ehhhrm, this ghoes into pet poshting shir

[slate crown]

sleepless nights I've had thanks to that little shit

[uncut obsidian]

Same fucking game

[slate crown]

yea i know the parents, they're lazy af

[ocean pulsar]

Right, I don't see that as a reason to genuinely hate kids

[fading shuttle]

real men dont need a reason

[slate crown]

i can already tell it's going to be in shambles

just give it time

[deep topaz]

game on high settings on left, game with ultra and dark filter on right

[slate crown]

at least my mom is having fun taking care of the little shit instead of me

[uncut obsidian]

Literally just a little bit darker color set

[slate crown]

my family is very complicated

[ocean pulsar]

Mine is a mess as well

[slate crown]

and it doesn't help that i have 2

[ocean pulsar]

I basically went the complete opposite journey mentally, hated kids in my teens and hoping to have as many as I can in the future now

[smoky iris]

love/hate relationship with this. also brain rot in the megaton.

[slate crown]

good luck

I'll be enjoying the DINK life

[ocean pulsar]

Hey to each their own

[slate crown]

Double
Income
No
Kids

[zealous remnant]

but i cant get boipreggers...

[slate crown]

me too

but we compromise

i think we'll start thinking about kids when we get married but that won't be happening in 5 years and we've known each other for nearly a decade now

[ocean pulsar]

I just think about it as what the hell will I be doing in my 50's and 60's

would rather be with the family that I made than consume for the rest of my life

[slate crown]

my dad had me when he was 50 and he's 70 now

so i guess it's never too late

[ocean pulsar]

same but mine was hella retarded and died recently

[slate crown]

rip

[ocean pulsar]

I think it's part of the reason of why I want to have a lineage

[slate crown]

i get that

[ocean pulsar]

but again it's super subjective and really biased

[slate crown]

well my dad has 5 kids and 3 "wives" so i think he did a good job on securing his legacy

[ocean pulsar]

one way of phrasing it yeah

[slate crown]

im the 2nd youngest and my step bro is helping me to find a job in Singapore

it's a whole can of worms

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1175564947632160808/ssstwitter.com_1700346909962.mp4?ex=656bb12c&is=65593c2c&hm=e2aed0338db3ce27e79bceb5972e08702a9dedd57dac2c6c6a63596d16094e99&

[ocean pulsar]

I was born in Serbia and moved out as a kid to Romania when my family broke up

[slate crown]

damn

[pure cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882153941503197234/1175141700482633758/Download.mp4?ex=656a26fe&is=6557b1fe&hm=ad0bc398d52a63b41a693ddba33d00c570bb27abcfb04a4d7ccb4d1986821c05&

[ocean pulsar]

so now I'm trying to make a living in Serbia again with my brother who's been here the whole time

[fresh rose]

no difference besides more stealing and more gypsies

[ocean pulsar]

bring things back to relatively normal

[ocean pulsar]

and worse roads lmao

[slate crown]

fr fr

i get it

[fresh rose]

1 main road difference

[ocean pulsar]

actually no belgrade roads are fucking

they're a joke

[slate crown]

yea EU roads have always been shit

this is the norm

[ocean pulsar]

Racketeered non EU roads are 10 times worse

[ocean pulsar]

babushka moment

[fresh rose]

also architects on youtube making a hour long video about how shit US architecture is and why EU is better

[slate crown]

i hear this music i just

[fresh rose]

https://vxtwitter.com/weirddalle/status/1725661484473020437?t=Cd90fyv8Ht-cQzo3Vn4-Jw&s=19

is this movie getting a sequel or some shit

[ocean pulsar]

I mean I think NA architecture is worse than the commie stuff but that's kinda a hot take

[fresh rose]

i keep seeing ryan gosling

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[fresh rose]

everywhere I look

its just ryan gosling

he me fr

[slate crown]

they literally have wooden houses

[uncut obsidian]

they're adding the literally me personality

[slate crown]

building a house from wood in vietnam is a good way to be kicked out of the state

[ocean pulsar]

lmao

[slate crown]

everything is solid concrete here

the heat turns them into ovens

at least that's how it is in the city, country side houses are mostly made from wood

concrete is still the base to everything

[fresh rose]

my house is made of reinforced concrete wym

[ocean pulsar]

Trying to come up with something witty to say but I'm coming up blank

yeah concrete everything is the norm here

[slender rock]

cardboard

[slate crown]

lucky u

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1175570572013473822/Wait-wait-wait-1700327414141.mp4?ex=656bb669&is=65594169&hm=18d16b8a9ee865a370a87804bd915de2dbd4b1fef83df86086d427979ed7bfea&

[ocean pulsar]

I mean no yugoslavia was kinda of rich commie so we have brick facades on the concrete apartment complexes

[west birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036256735289155656/1175569125230264370/4x.gif?ex=656bb510&is=65594010&hm=8d7418cd1c5c97a073c06eb222259e1dcbb81ecb2f9fdefa1a920cf4953c6eaa&

[slate crown]

oh yea we used to have brick roads

but then our tree roots caused them to break so we had to replace it with tiles

[ocean pulsar]

Think bricks are the best driveway material hands down

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1075644598329806901/1175571194385285121/half_life_1_coop_2023pt1.mp4?ex=656bb6fd&is=655941fd&hm=32339ff662ca5bc2fae9f1b6c4f07a721b47653e180f526f4c40bf67d0912b7c&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1075644598329806901/1175571685034962974/half_life_1_coop_2023pt2.mp4?ex=656bb772&is=65594272&hm=7b6abe71f7b137449214507e325d89294a81cb9f58c21ad926dcd155d9c59a5e&

[slate crown]

soon, not yet

I'll get it in 10 hours

15 hours give or take

[ocean pulsar]

aren't viatnamese cigarettes like

WILD

[slate crown]

nah i smoke weed, hella illegal

[ocean pulsar]

fair

[slate crown]

it says on paper that they'll give us the death sentence but we know it's BS

and it's even better for me since im mixed race so i can pull the "foreigner card" and get off scott free

i actually got pulled over once for speeding but I just talked to the police in english and eventually they let me off thinking I was a broke college student

played them like a fucking fiddle

best thing is, i don't even have a driver's license

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1014277651587928136/1081062148039528468/attachment.gif

[slate crown]

i overslept on the day of my test

[ocean pulsar]

me skipping a bus ticket when talking to the serbian cop in romanian

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

i love abusing the system to suit my needs

[slender rock]

jesus

[slate crown]

(in minecraft)

there we go

[slate crown]

don't worry, im working to change my citizenship so i can finally detach myself from this godforsaken place

[deep topaz]

broke: in minecraft
woke: in castleminerZ

[slate crown]

castleminer zombies are horrifying

you are never safe

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1175528115334828162/f4geqlual3s21.png

[zealous remnant]

i love living rent free in somebody's head

[slender rock]

I'd trade

but

idk

[slate crown]

nah im not trading this

the plan is in motion

[slate crown]

operation Independent Bussy is a go

[slate crown]

what a peaceful day to be a remote

[slate crown]

also fuck you since this song is stuck in my head now and im trying to sleep

you willed the meme into irl congratulations

[sage otter]

Uraaaaaaaanium fever

[midnight cloud]

i love mining uranium

[slate crown]

such a funky beat i can't resist

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1012372690058887209/A8F292B2-2E92-49FE-A709-92844C323481.gif

[midnight cloud]

heard its worth more than gold

[slender rock]

spicy

[uncut obsidian]

hey who wants russian citizenship

i can trade mine

[slate crown]

💀

ain't no way lil bro said that in this day and age

[sage otter]

Usually people expect a fair trade you know

[uncut obsidian]

there's die hard ru supporters everywhere

[sage otter]

I'm not trading my citizenship for a free pass to the trenches

[uncut obsidian]

(even most of them wouldn't want a russian citizenship but still)

[slate crown]

yea but I'm not affected by it and i wouldn't want that either

so thank you for the offer

but I'll politely pass

[slender rock]

madi... sigh

[gilded blade]

are you still over in russia?

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

[slate crown]

don't get me wrong, war is hell and i wish the best for you two but this is just not it

[gilded blade]

My condolences

[slate crown]

i barely support myself out of bed, i already have enough on my hands

[slender rock]

fucking relatable

[last nebula]

relatable

[slate crown]

kevin will never stop

dababy will soon follow

[sage otter]

dababy be like

https://tenor.com/view/pato-boom-pato-bombado-gif-22018359

[slate crown]

fr

[plucky void]

literally me

[slate crown]

rare old man sighting

how you doin

[plucky void]

hello there

I don't hop down to brainfart too often

[slate crown]

yea i can tell

it feloff

[sage otter]

Trying to stay sane I see

[plucky void]

no I'm just getting my insanity from elsewhere (work)

[slate crown]

understandable it can get quite hectic

[red glade]

Should say "6 potatoes worth of fries"

[last nebula]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/literally-you-in-drive this is defo

one of best mods

ever created

[plucky void]

lmao

[sage otter]

Going to bed

Goodnight chat

[slender rock]

Good night brother

[slender rock]

hmm

usual sqaud pilots

[toxic sundial]

Practicing so much jturn landings they ignore ground threats

I asked for evac once and cleared an area in a parking lot the pilot said nah there's a field 100m away and when landing had no cover and got hatted

[slender rock]

yep 😐

[slender rock]

[half gazelle]

I love them 💖💖💖

[half gazelle]

As a demo enjoyer

This tracks

[marsh widget]

ARE U?

[clever python]

The Haitian revolutionaries after murdering their colonial powers, granted Poland a permanent N-word pass

[river robin]

Hey
You forgot the funny

[last nebula]

i will abuse that knowledge

[gilded blade]

I'm going to ping Grok asking if he's going to add this in the next Gamma update

[slender rock]

okay? when will you be fucking happy

[last nebula]

blah blah blah something immersion breaking blah blah blah

[river robin]

When you stop posting stuff that was never funny.
What’s the joke here?
“Oh I shouldn’t have talked in the chat… BUT now we add ANIME CHARACTERS because that makes it funny somehow!” The joke was lame to begin with.
Also, why post pictures of deformed cartoon woman when you can just go look in the mirror and see one.

[uncut obsidian]

ryry kys

[half gazelle]

Why is nobody fish reacting this man

[gilded blade]

Because he's based

[half gazelle]

Based on cringe

[gilded blade]

True

[river robin]

[gilded blade]

Ryry irl

[river robin]

Weeb “culture” is just as annoying, and has the same socially awkward qualities as furry “culture” and should be just as reviled.
They’re basically the same thing, just different topics.

[half gazelle]

Yawn

[uncut obsidian]

ok, who asked

[half gazelle]

Boring

[river robin]

I didn’t ask who asked.
They hated him for he spoke the truth.

[half gazelle]

Good thing it’s brainfart and not ryryfart

Then I wouldn’t have a reason to be here

Gonna post anime

[gilded blade]

ryry is the only brainfart character that actually gets people riled up

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/says-the-guy-who-jerks-off-to-cartoons-gif-18828390

[half gazelle]

Ryry unblock me you coward

[gilded blade]

I miss the meowmachine arc

[river robin]

Ancient history

Deep lore

[gilded blade]

The ancient brainfart history is the femboi grok ban arc

[river robin]

That’s pre-humanity.
Not recorded history.

Purely speculative.

It did not happen.
You can femboi post and not be banned.
There is no consequence for doing so.
You will not be punished.

[gilded blade]

Dude went fucking barbarian on the fembois

[half gazelle]

This is not lore I’m familiar with

[river robin]

It’s deep lore, of course you wouldn’t know

[gilded blade]

It was way worse than it is now

[river robin]

Oh wait who was I talking to?

[gilded blade]

even Mwadi got hit

[river robin]

Really?!?

[half gazelle]

Bro keeps me blocked but opens up my messages to respond

[river robin]

I mean… expected but…

[plucky void]

"hater" -Keith

[river robin]

Hater these nuts

[river robin]

@uncut obsidian is it true you got blasted in the infamous grok antifemboi battles of ancient history?

Are you a war casualty?

[uncut obsidian]

sir im not gonna teach you basic history

you were supposed to learn that in grade 7 of the brainfart school

[river robin]

Fuck

[half gazelle]

I’m a transfer student

Gib lesson plz

[river robin]

Yes I failed grade seven, what of it?

[gilded blade]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[half gazelle]

It all makes sense now

[gilded blade]

#🎪bruh-fart message

here you youngsters go

[river robin]

Grok….
Patrician.

[gilded blade]

it was insane to see it live

[river robin]

Wish I was there

[gilded blade]

There was a war in between those posts, he was deleting so many femboy posts

[river robin]

React-less as I am…
I would still have started posting gigachads because they’re the polar opposite.

[half gazelle]

Not even sure what happened but ok sure

[river robin]

Intelligence is your dump stat

[strange harbor]

Oh, ol' fart have another good ol' purge?

[river robin]

Not a new one

Old

[half gazelle]

Bro blocked me and talks shit. WEAK.

[strange harbor]

Ah... Prolly talking about that one then. Interesting times.

[gilded blade]

Back in those days brainfart was a 24/7 spew of femboy posting so Grok had to get involved

[strange harbor]

There's irony posting then there's that, yeah.

[half gazelle]

I c

[gilded blade]

as you can see in the archives there's multiple deleted accounts, those were the biggest fems in the server

Gone. Reduced to ashes

[river robin]

I hope this never comes to fruition

His words after the purge

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-face-burger-king-burger-king-happy-burger-king-whopper-burger-king-racism-gif-935276361237906854

[half gazelle]

Fuck

Damn auto mod

It’s fine my note shall remain private

[river robin]

I wonder how long it will take them to realize

[gilded blade]

[half gazelle]

[river robin]

Alternate timeline

[half gazelle]

🐟

[river robin]

[storm stream]

holy shit

[river robin]

What

[storm stream]

my reaction to scrolling through chat

[river robin]

[half gazelle]

Ough

Fish react sticks

[river robin]

You noticed

[half gazelle]

Hello clown

[river robin]

🤢

Hi

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-crab-emu-otori-gif-9030074321410741278

[half gazelle]

How is everyone this evening

Pretty slow brainfart rn

[past nacelle]

"hallo!!! hallo!!! hallo!!!"

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/reviving_chat-reviving-chat-dead-chat-chat-helping-gif-24615132

[half gazelle]

Crab 🦀

[slender rock]

fuck

screen burn in

fuck

[visual stirrup]

year?

[past nacelle]

I don't remember when I took this

[half gazelle]

Chad dad

[past nacelle]

[proud torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/grossalicious/status/1725410416237715497

[past nacelle]

He used to submit his high scores to nintendo power

For games like star fox

[half gazelle]

I have clicked this 20 times now

10/10

[half gazelle]

Nice

[past nacelle]

oh

do you guys want to see some art i did

[glad carbon]

Ok

[half gazelle]

I like it

[past nacelle]

i hope u like it..

[half gazelle]

Very cute

[glad carbon]

[past nacelle]

[odd sail]

hiii @past nacelle

[past nacelle]

[slender rock]

hh

[glad carbon]

Hiiiii @odd sail

[odd sail]

[glad carbon]

[odd sail]

[half gazelle]

Huh

Interesting

[toxic sundial]

Mfers be like "listen to the experts" then link a Hasan clip

[half gazelle]

In the soup he goes

[proud torrent]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s3zpkirCxq1wjjp2u.mp4

[runic kernel]

Hi plebeianjay Hi Nota

[glad carbon]

Cook him ✅
Save him 😭

[half gazelle]

Huh

That’s a weird word to auto mod

[glad carbon]

[half gazelle]

Word literally just means if god wills lol

Anyway

He is soup now

[toxic sundial]

Howdy!

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1161879982470082693/image.png

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/reginald-angry-eating-angry-eating-monster-house-gif-20013301

[odd sail]

racism lore

[half gazelle]

Was just a phrase in another language lol

[odd sail]

i know it's insha'allah

[inland jackal]

gets new monitor.
just gets a tv because it's cheaper for some reason.
came with built in malware (google home)

[dapper lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952649686278369351/1175553828767137863/rapidsave.com_stalker_mods_in_a_nutshell-9xqu0jekirvb1.mp4?ex=656ba6d1&is=655931d1&hm=29a98f988d9f428d06ba7c11bee9b5cac1c25818a079239e2688093902218c6b&

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1166157758018625536/IMG_20231021_151030.jpg

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

damn this abomination!

[past nacelle]

[past nacelle]

!! this is ms yeah
i love ms yeah
she started making videos while working at a creative agency and they just let her mess around during office hours

[slate crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1175503239005880360/caption-2.gif?ex=656b77b3&is=655902b3&hm=58764cb456ad23ae36204dcd2f6b12035944bdf7945c407578fd7c3c590863ce&

halfway through my sleep until i remembered this and woke up laughing in my dreams

[past nacelle]

this is zhuangzhuang!!!

i love zhuangzhuang

he has such perfect whiskers

[glad carbon]

me when I get you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1175663683272187934/image0-3.jpg?ex=656c0d20&is=65599820&hm=7e7c0fde9983572ef55e9397d57139c040da562c995108d12418e3223d8b17c4&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[oblique spire]

hello brainfart

I have returned

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-stalker-hello-chat-gif-26057082

[glad carbon]

hi

[feral kiln]

Normal Sin Activities

[rancid iris]

real

[feral kiln]

[rancid iris]

trying to send myself to hell

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

https://www.shadertoy.com/view/tdXXRM

👍

TV static simulator

[glad carbon]

woo yeah

[vagrant zodiac]

are you not already in it though

[rancid iris]

oh no it can get worse

[vagrant zodiac]

[dreamy flax]

nynavalqen, your new nickname is Balloons

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/pennywise-clown-it-it2017-balloon-gif-10558002

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Ozzy

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-ozzy-osborn-dance-moves-jumping-gif-16297839

[dreamy flax]

nynavalqen, your new nickname is Library

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/globglogabgalab-gif-13715609

[odd sail]

librarian (stalker)
librarian (metro)

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

goddamn it

fuck

shit

MOTHERFUCKER

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-gif-21025496

[dreamy flax]

nynavalqen, your new nickname is Sadie1

nynavalqen, your new nickname is Boyboy

[rancid iris]

tf are these names

[fading shuttle]

you are the opposite of a femboy, a boyboy

[rancid iris]

[dreamy flax]

nynavalqen, your new nickname is Chiquita

[fading shuttle]

what my sims start doing if i leave them alone for 5 minutes

[rancid iris]

true

[glad carbon]

a manman

[dreamy flax]

asunsoulblaze, your new nickname is Maple

[uncut obsidian]

guys are there like femboys but with boobs and vagena?

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Potter

[odd sail]

Harry Pothead

[zealous remnant]

you mean a woman?

[uncut obsidian]

a what?

sir stop making up words

[odd sail]

madi

have you come home

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Qiang

[odd sail]

🇨🇳

🍦

[little mirage]

Holy shit I fucking love coding jokes so fucking true!

[uncut obsidian]

yes, i have come

[lunar brook]

in night city you can be cum

[odd sail]

you came?

[half gazelle]

Women aren’t real. Just femboys with bob and vagine

[odd sail]

You have neither

[half gazelle]

Don’t let them fool you

[odd sail]

[half gazelle]

I have bob

[lunar brook]

the builder

[odd sail]

Bob the builder

First I nail the roof

Then I nail your mum

[half gazelle]

I also have boob

Anyway

[odd sail]

where

[lunar brook]

proof or didnt happen

[half gazelle]

Nah

[zealous remnant]

[odd sail]

[half gazelle]

I’d get banned so fast

[odd sail]

don't post it here then

[uncut obsidian]

I cum

[zealous remnant]

i mean
DM's exist

[odd sail]

I did

[half gazelle]

Nah, I don’t hand out pics like that to strangers.

[zealous remnant]

I came
then i shitted
and now i feel like used piece of meat

[lunar brook]

Thats why we need to get to know eachother first

[odd sail]

to shit cum or to cum shit

[lunar brook]

Its better to cum in the sink

than

[odd sail]

cum in the washing machine

[lunar brook]

or sink in the cum but that also works

[odd sail]

cum in the detergent tray

[zealous remnant]

unsolicited deck pic

[half gazelle]

Nice deck

I’d sit on it

[odd sail]

uwu

[lunar brook]

of course

[half gazelle]

Nice

[lunar brook]

https://youtu.be/r8coDU2n3js?si=jcj3446PRdX7DDsr

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[lunar brook]

sweet release

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059960935600631858/1166079070530973810/attachment-2.gif?ex=65492ec3&is=6536b9c3&hm=a509aef8625ee974351e175d23dcf1d482933343839c26c3f30e58ccbd1f09d8&

[half gazelle]

Nothing

I’m dead

Exploded

[lunar brook]

At least the hug was nice

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-based-cat-me-literalmente-yo-gif-27439468

my main goal

is to blow up

[lunar brook]

They call you master baiter

[half gazelle]

And then act like I don’t know nobody

[odd sail]

yum

half life kebab

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975981372801941564/1056778134801879090/1672025812426654.gif

[uncut obsidian]

what is this

[uncut obsidian]

is this real coca cola

[copper token]

p!fiction

[foggy mantle]

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[glad carbon]

no they're bombs

[half gazelle]

Why they metal

[uncut obsidian]

exactly

[odd sail]

coca cola cough syrup

[half gazelle]

If I wasn’t on fast rn I’d go eat a pickle

I’m hongry

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-shot-bottoms-up-yeah-gif-17710297

[half gazelle]

1am munchies

[glad carbon]

yeah "eat a pickle" okay fella

[copper token]

More like

Um

Uh

Eat a

A uh

You know a uh

uhhhhhhhhhh

Um

[glad carbon]

stop spamming

[glad carbon]

pickle chin boy

[copper token]

A sandwich!

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[half gazelle]

I had a sandwich for lunch

Was good

[glad carbon]

swag

[half gazelle]

Whew. Almost thought you were gonna say PENIS or something. Then I woulda said some extra fruity stuff just to throw people off.

[copper token]

Yeah

Pffft who would do that right?

[half gazelle]

Not me

[copper token]

I definitely wouldn't make a joke like that haha

https://tenor.com/view/looking-around-jk-unless-int-magifelix-gif-25698878

Don't look up penis in gifs and look at the first result

Destruction of childhood

[half gazelle]

F

You were right

[copper token]

Attention

If you don't know what Dragon Tales is

Don't ever try to talk down to me, child

[half gazelle]

Dragon tales was great

[copper token]

Loved it

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dripping-cock-no-way-in-hell-can-anyone-replicate-this-drip-drip-dripping-dripped-too-hard-gif-25616534

[copper token]

Cock with the fresh trim

[half gazelle]

Dripping cock

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-being-boys-for-a-day-gif-10523183975159706467

[zealous remnant]

hmmmm

[copper token]

The helicopter is a fun passtime

[zealous remnant]

reading rainbow

there was one with lions and a library

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/muye-benito-mussolini-duce-gif-22671105

[half gazelle]

I forget the name of that one

Also watched bear in the big blue house

[copper token]

Arthur, Martha Speaks, Word World

[zealous remnant]

Between the Lions

[copper token]

BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE HELL YEAH

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-dance-moves-look-at-me-gif-21164629

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-in-the-big-blue-house-what's-that-smell-bear-sniff-sniffing-gif-8284014832486029020

[zealous remnant]

The Big Comfy Couch

[copper token]

Luna the Moon

Man, I need to listen to the Goodbye song again

[half gazelle]

I don’t remember that one

[copper token]

I'm not that old unfortunatly

Sorry to alienate you NP

[zealous remnant]

yeah, I'm old

[copper token]

I'm early Gen Z. Old enough to not be braindead/washed, young enough to blend into the crowd

[half gazelle]

My parents wouldn’t let me watch Teletubbies cause they said it was weird and they feared it’d make me g@y if I watched it.

[lunar brook]

Luckily you didn’t listen to your parents

Abd so it did

[copper token]

Are you gey?

[zealous remnant]

[half gazelle]

I mean I’m bi

[copper token]

Task failed successfully

[zealous remnant]

Bottom

[half gazelle]

And also another more sinister thing

[lunar brook]

binary code

[copper token]

gasp

[lunar brook]

binoculars

[copper token]

British...

[lunar brook]

bison

[copper token]

Bicycle

[zealous remnant]

oh god, not Fr*nch

[lunar brook]

woman? it couldn’t be

[odd sail]

was the red one a boy or a girl

[half gazelle]

I dunno

Never watched

[odd sail]

you'll never know

oh wow you actually never watched it

[copper token]

Teletubbies was a very small part of my childhood

[lunar brook]

don’t watch, youll stop being bi

[odd sail]

i watched a lot of teletubbies, i have a couple of CDs too, but i'm straight and homophobic

[half gazelle]

It’s tragic really

[odd sail]

explain this

[zealous remnant]

well?

[half gazelle]

Oh

[copper token]

I watched Thomas the Tank engine and Caillou. Thank goodness my parents stopped me from watching too much Caillou, that kid is a brat.

OMG NO

[odd sail]

thomas was autistic

[half gazelle]

The more sinister thing was trans lmao

[copper token]

CAILLOU WAS ORIGINALLY FRENCH

[odd sail]

french cartoons huh

[copper token]

AND WAS TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH

[odd sail]

there was oggy and the cockroaches

[half gazelle]

Fr*nch

[zealous remnant]

i had this book

[copper token]

Thomas the Tank Engine was based

[odd sail]

most french cartoons are mute, like their president when it comes to certain people in paris

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/there-it-is-sacrifice-dominiq-mayfield-thats-it-right-there-gif-26557085

[zealous remnant]

at least you aren't Fr*nch

[half gazelle]

Thank god

[copper token]

[half gazelle]

Then I’d kms

[copper token]

If you didn't, I would have to kill you

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-its-just-the-way-it-is-im-just-the-messenger-gif-25567865

[half gazelle]

Would be justified

[zealous remnant]

'onestly

[copper token]

Murder of the Fr*nch is often justifiable

Not Grok tho

He gets a pass

Only just tho

[odd sail]

half an asian girl

[zealous remnant]

so you have bob

[half gazelle]

The builder

[copper token]

You have an Asi

[zealous remnant]

send bob

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-builder-gif-5641122

Here he is

[zealous remnant]

no Chipotle then

[copper token]

Another good show

[half gazelle]

[copper token]

Bob the builder got WEIRD tho

[half gazelle]

It did?

When?

[copper token]

This new one

[half gazelle]

Oh

[zealous remnant]

bruh

[copper token]

They changed him

[zealous remnant]

wtf

[copper token]

It's

Wrong

So wrong

[zealous remnant]

uncanny valley

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[odd sail]

there was a show called handy manny

manny and his toolbox full of horny tools

[copper token]

HANDY MANNY

...horny?

[odd sail]

wasnt there an episode where the tools attacked a journalist

[copper token]

Handy Manny was like Dora for slightly older kids

[half gazelle]

I remember an episode where they assisted the Unabomber

[copper token]

Huh

[half gazelle]

Silly little sentient tools

[copper token]

They were funky

My grandma still has a toy from that show

[copper token]

All the tools in the tool box and they dance when you press a button

Pretty cool

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/handy-manny-helpful-tools-gif-12583101

https://tenor.com/view/horrid-henry-silence-worm-shut-up-stop-talking-cartoon-gif-25107901

horrid henry

[copper token]

Ugh

Hate that kid

Fun show

But hate that kid

Spoiled little brat

Needed a flick in the mouth AT LEAST

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-cartoon-network-finn-gif-25191492

[copper token]

My mom saw me watching the lich episode and said "Nah, you can't watch this"

Admittedly, I was a little too young to understand all the nuances in the series at the time

[odd sail]

adventure time?

[copper token]

Yeah

[odd sail]

i didnt understand half the jokes either ngl

i understand them now that i rewatch

[copper token]

That first Lich episode? Back when Cartoon Network did some freaky stuff?

Dude, that one episode of Regular Show where they're being haunted and stuff, and at one point Muscle Man LOOSES HIS SKIN

TERRIFIED ME

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/grim-limbo-billy-mandy-gif-15682405

[copper token]

Straight up one of the only things that ever kept me from sleeping

[odd sail]

there was uhh this show

[copper token]

It wasn't bad

But once agian

[half gazelle]

My parents didn’t let me watch regular show

Honestly

Understandable

[copper token]

Cartoon network craziness

It's fun

But also, not for young kids

[odd sail]

iirc the time regular show used to air was when i slept

[copper token]

Now a days its a little too tame

No fun stuff on CN

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-regular-show-my-gif-26029512

[stone blade]

Good morning

[copper token]

I think the fall started with Steven Universe

That show was

https://tenor.com/view/mid-i-have-no-name-mss-marvel-studios-spoilers-mjf-gif-23698458

[half gazelle]

I remember Chowder

[copper token]

Some fun episodes, but it was overall far too complicated and inconsistent

[half gazelle]

I loved that show

[copper token]

Hell yeah

Chowder

Another brain tickler CN show

[odd sail]

steven universe was when i stopped watching cartoons, and wandered over to movie channels

[half gazelle]

Yall remember the phase Cartoon Network went through with live action shows and one of those shows was deadass a paranormal ghost hunting show?

[copper token]

I think I do

Glad it didn't last long

COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG

THAT ONE WAS WEIRD

Such a classic

[odd sail]

surreally horrifying

ben 10 was good too, but it got mid from ben 10 omniverse

[copper token]

I'm a Dexter's Laboratory and Powerpuff Girls fanboy. Best era of CN

[copper token]

First episode really set the stage

[zealous remnant]

I was playing vidya when those cartoons were out. We only had one tv hooked up and parents were always on it

[copper token]

Literally rewatched the entirety of the OG Ben 10 when it was on Netflix not too long ago

[zealous remnant]

so I fucked off and played ps2 in my room

[copper token]

Sad

[half gazelle]

Ps2 was best era of gaming

[copper token]

PS3 has no games

[half gazelle]

Shoulda never moved further than that

[odd sail]

alien force and ultimate were great

A tier awesome

[dapper lark]

playstation on their way to have no games for the fifth generation in a row

[copper token]

Xbox 360 does tho, oh man. All the true classics are on that baby. It's where I first truly tasted Minecraft.

[copper token]

[copper token]

Need to rewatch those too, I intended to, but got busy

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ben10-gwen-tennyson-swimsuit-bikini-gif-26922814

[half gazelle]

Xbox 360 Minecraft was some of the best moments in gaming I had as a middle schooler

[dapper lark]

anyways, time to do what I came here to and leave

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952649686278369351/1175710333285965865/g0y3tanoyrua1.mp4?ex=656c3893&is=6559c393&hm=4bc4aebc2e42b7275f8dfee8d07d0dbe50daf62cc0fc97c2aa4e7b4574bee75f&

[copper token]

Top tier red head

[dapper lark]

sir that is a 14 year old girl

[copper token]

Dude. Life changing. Me and my cousin built a dirt mansion and it was AWESOME. I miss it sometimes.

[zealous remnant]

[copper token]

Not in this version

[half gazelle]

📸

[copper token]

She's like, 18 right

[half gazelle]

Caught in 4k

[zealous remnant]

no

[dapper lark]

actually I'm pretty sure 16

[copper token]

SHIT

Alright, I'll go off myself

Won't brb

[dapper lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/635617674910760986/748309492437090304/image0.gif

[copper token]

Ok, hold on, I can salvage this

Ben 10,000 Gwen

She's overage

And still gwen

[dapper lark]

right

but that's still not what you were reacting to

[odd sail]

everyone salivated over her when they watched the show regardless

[zealous remnant]

Shego, on the other hand, had to have been in her mid 20s

[copper token]

Listen, I'm hardly 18

[dapper lark]

yikes

[copper token]

I had that crush

I can let it go

And just go for Ben 10,000 Gwen

She's like, 30

Cougar material

[rancid iris]

love that that’s what i look in here to see

[copper token]

I forgot that Ben 10 Omniverse Gwen was 16, which, lets be honest, 16 year olds don't look like the ones in Omniverse do

They all look like they're early 20's

Why do show/comic artists do that?

[dapper lark]

nah most of the 16 year olds in my highschool looked like collage students

also to appeal to early teens

[copper token]

It does depend, yeah

Fair enough

[copper token]

Lol

Lmao

[prisma anvil]

wow

XD

[copper token]

Ok, well on that reminder that I am old, I'm gonna go to bed

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-goodbye-bye-bye-bye-im-done-sorry-gif-17148570

[half gazelle]

Speaking of full metal jacket

[zealous remnant]

bro you're like 24

[dapper lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1088535995005276252/29483919-B537-406D-B05D-D8C69E5E0814.gif

[copper token]

Brother I am 18 1/2, I'm not a damn millenial

[half gazelle]

I’m 25, practically have a foot in the grave tbh.

[copper token]

I'm a young old

[dapper lark]

this mf pullin out the and a half

[copper token]

Cause if I just say 18, that means it could have been yesterday

But it's been a minute

It does sounds stupid tho yeah

[dapper lark]

not that long

[copper token]

Not too long

But long enough

[dapper lark]

this guy talkin like he's gone through three character arch's since then

[copper token]

You'd be suprised

[dapper lark]

probably

[copper token]

ANYWAY

Brainfart cannot have me forever

My bed must claim me

[dapper lark]

nah

[copper token]

And I, it

[dapper lark]

sleep is for the weak and the wrong

[copper token]

Sleep is for the mentally stable

Which I happen to be

[half gazelle]

It’s 2:30am

[copper token]

1:30 here

[half gazelle]

Prob gonna stay up till 4

[zealous remnant]

pfffft
you are here in #🎪bruh-fart
you are far from stable

[half gazelle]

Real

[zealous remnant]

goofy ahh mountain time zone

[copper token]

I'm a house of cards. It's standing tall and well, but uh, not very structurally sound

I'm in AZ

[dapper lark]

ew

[copper token]

We ain't got Daylight Savings

[half gazelle]

I hate daylight savings

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-doctor-octopus-the-power-of-the-sun-in-the-palm-of-my-hand-sun-gif-23770857

We holding the metal pipe I left out for 5 min in the middle of AZ summer

[copper token]

I'm so glad we don't have it

It's just inconvenient

[half gazelle]

It fucks me right off every time

[copper token]

and Farmers, ya know, the people it was for, actually mostly didn't want it

[half gazelle]

Destroys my natural cycle

[copper token]

I love the time being exactly where it needs to be at all time

It's nice

[dapper lark]

me watching the homeless person in the middle of an AZ summer

[half gazelle]

During the summer I could go on my 7 or 8 pm jog and still have plenty of sunlight

Now ya girl does her 7 to 8 pm jog in the dark armed with a taser

[copper token]

I love my 50 C/120 F weather. I love the heat so much

[half gazelle]

Cause it’s dark by fucking 5pm

[copper token]

Taser

[half gazelle]

Zappy zappy

[copper token]

Can't find Payday 2 tazer in gifs

Sad

"Give me all your money," said the knife-wielding hooligan
"I think not," said I, retrieving my concealed carry .50 AE

[zealous remnant]

5,7
it'd be cheaper to just give them your wallet

[copper token]

My friend has his normal carry and then the occasional boot carry, which is a .25 acp lmao

[zealous remnant]

I used to own a .25 acp
It was a 1921 Deutsche Werke Ortgies pocket pistol

smaller than my hand

[dapper lark]

I love my break action triple barreled .50 AE concealed carry

[dapper lark]

a friend of mine made it for me

[narrow lotus]

[copper token]

I think my friends it a FN 1905/6

[copper token]

That ain't a pothole, thats a pot PIT

[zealous remnant]

the Nagant Revolver is the uncircumsized man's choice

[half gazelle]

The fucking Shinzo Abe thingy mabob

[copper token]

[glad carbon]

3 AM....

sorry no boykisser gifs

[dapper lark]

I call it the block knocker, it knocks people's blocks off

[copper token]

Good lord, blow a fist-sized hole in the man in front of you, singe your eyebrows off with the muzzle flash, and and break your nose with the kick

[copper token]

Couldn't find the OG

[dapper lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1141744165143719976/Billowyseemlydutifultriggermediummentionlistfurryfinds_05e520_10802639.gif

[glad carbon]

madi ruined this channel

[copper token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1173390806703415336/MwadiBoy.gif?ex=6563c858&is=65515358&hm=afdb2ba91f134040b2cd36c6c57dd785b3db52bdb35eee40c78f5bfe4529885a&

[zealous remnant]

what?
it's 7.62x38r
its actually pretty weak

[glad carbon]

can't mock people anymore

all because edward was sad he got called a boykisser

[dapper lark]

I looooove kissing boys

[copper token]

OH. I was thinking of the super sawed off Mosin Nagant pistol thing

[half gazelle]

Yall out here with guns

[copper token]

The nagant revolver is fairly easy to use

[zealous remnant]

oh the Obrez? lmao yeah imagine the muzzle flash

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/la-era-de-la-era-la-era-era-de-gif-26779036

[half gazelle]

I gotz a taser, baseball bat, and mace

[copper token]

I own 2 firearms personally

[odd sail]

Saved

[copper token]

At least 3 feet wide

[copper token]

Spread it far and wide. I made it just for that.

Delight is lurking in Brainfart

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-say-what-gif-4813096655688403215

[zealous remnant]

I own several
but my favorites are Nagant Revolver, Type 99 Arisaka with Chrysanthemum, and a Winchester 1895 Russian contract

[odd sail]

I got my huge gun that turns anyone's gut into a colonoscopy request

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[past nacelle]

:ooo chrysanthemum arisaka

Neat

[copper token]

I own an M400 Tread Predator and a Remington 870

[solar obsidian]

what mods do u use for gamma?

[narrow lotus]

Wallet

[odd sail]

I think all arisakas have the chrysanthemum mark

[zealous remnant]

mostly untouched but I did manage to save it from a bubba

[odd sail]

Epic

springroll remover

[zealous remnant]

had, most were filed off

[odd sail]

[copper token]

My father has a semi-sporterized .30-06 Mauser style rifle used in WWII

The bolt and action are OG, so they may have very well sent a round down range to a Nazi

[zealous remnant]

lever nugget

[odd sail]

The medicine

[copper token]

[copper token]

How to blow your hand up tutorial

[odd sail]

Say goodbye to your barrel and your hand

[dapper lark]

@copper token hey mister "I gotta go to bed", how's that working out for you?

[zealous remnant]

shhh

[copper token]

I'm falling asleep as we speak

Drifting away...

[copper token]

Aww, NP likes my company

[zealous remnant]

there are women under your bed and they are going to peg you

[copper token]

Ok everyone, goodnight, it's been good

https://tenor.com/view/bed-time-good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-sleep-tight-gif-5624441

[zealous remnant]

🗿

[half gazelle]

No I’m not tf

I’m sleepin in me own bed

[copper token]

Yeah, I'm under Mika's bed, tf you mean?

I mean huh

https://tenor.com/view/looking-around-jk-unless-int-magifelix-gif-25698878

Unrelated note, you should move your bed when you vacuum

[half gazelle]

I have one of those bed frames that are just drawers under it

[copper token]

Goodbye 'I'm in your walls'

Hello 'I'm in your drawers'

[zealous remnant]

uhhh

[copper token]

THERE ARE CAMERAS IN YOUR WALLS

TEAR DOWN YOUR WALLS

BREAK THEM DOWN

EVEN THE LOAD BEARING ONES

FIND THE CAMERAS

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-gone-completely-mental-gif-24710787

[winter hare]

oh... ok.

[copper token]

Two meanings, one is scary, the other is sexy lmao

[winter hare]

THERE ARE CAMERAS IN YOUR BOXERS UNDERPATS UNDERSHORTS BRIEFS DRAWERS!

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059960935600631858/1166079070530973810/attachment-2.gif?ex=65492ec3&is=6536b9c3&hm=a509aef8625ee974351e175d23dcf1d482933343839c26c3f30e58ccbd1f09d8&

[copper token]

LLAMA HI

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802871769252757526/1033110950519255150/3B2D171D-78C3-4A72-99C0-B886CCCF96F3.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174992176804016128/bce21145bb.gif?ex=65699bbd&is=655726bd&hm=c8059a38a86655a319b49c7b2ac9a6f81e924279748229e04933baedb2dc0def&

[copper token]

NP, you do know Drawers are also the things you pull out to store stuff right

Not just underwear

[copper token]

"Look him up"

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133850663596609536/1138179880849244190/caption.gif

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/phrog-shimmy-awesome-exercise-swag-gif-16223925

[half gazelle]

Literally my bed

[copper token]

Nice. Very sleek. Convenient. The drawers are very comfortable.

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059960935600631858/1166079070530973810/attachment-2.gif?ex=65492ec3&is=6536b9c3&hm=a509aef8625ee974351e175d23dcf1d482933343839c26c3f30e58ccbd1f09d8&

[half gazelle]

Sleep tight

[copper token]

Thank you

I shall

[half gazelle]

Just don’t go to the drawer on the bottom left side. You’ll find things you’ll regret in there

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/sneak-sneaky-soon-gif-5698462

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059960935600631858/1166079070530973810/attachment-2.gif?ex=65492ec3&is=6536b9c3&hm=a509aef8625ee974351e175d23dcf1d482933343839c26c3f30e58ccbd1f09d8&

[wraith osprey]

Leaked war thunder documents

[half gazelle]

Horrors beyond comprehension

[half gazelle]

And that

[zealous remnant]

[copper token]

My goodness

[zealous remnant]

its a bad dragon innit

[copper token]

A PINK LIGHTSABER

[glad carbon]

whats under it

[copper token]

JUST LIKE MOMS

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/pick-me-blake-shelton-the-voice-choose-me-over-here-gif-16888083

[half gazelle]

God no

[wraith osprey]

No it's a good dragon

[glad carbon]

its only bad if u injure urself

[copper token]

Meatcanyon and Bad Dragon are collabing rn, not joking.

[zealous remnant]

that is terrifying

[glad carbon]

ok?

[copper token]

Just a fun fact I learned and needed to share

There

[wraith osprey]

Is there a chess cheating device

[copper token]

Less obnoxious

[half gazelle]

What’s that

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059960935600631858/1166079070530973810/attachment-2.gif?ex=65492ec3&is=6536b9c3&hm=a509aef8625ee974351e175d23dcf1d482933343839c26c3f30e58ccbd1f09d8&

[wraith osprey]

[glad carbon]

yapping his gums

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770173949111435304/1149918224645898240/A467C24B-8DE2-4A60-A4AB-442300BF55BF.gif

[glad carbon]

hi

[half gazelle]

OH

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165499296657973278/1170108856249098321/speed-3-1.gif?ex=6557d7ca&is=654562ca&hm=e4eb464c0005afb14ac071092bd8285a97614f71308986d07b0c1ac17ad66434&

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174992176804016128/bce21145bb.gif?ex=65699bbd&is=655726bd&hm=c8059a38a86655a319b49c7b2ac9a6f81e924279748229e04933baedb2dc0def&

[glad carbon]

we dont care that u own em

[copper token]

Skirt/knee sock collection

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[glad carbon]

this dude down atrocious

[half gazelle]

Nah that’s the upper left side drawer

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-wait-a-minute-huh-gif-17932668

[glad carbon]

dont tell godfather where the sock drawer is for god's sake

[copper token]

I will make them into puppets 😈

https://tenor.com/view/lol-sockpuppets-puppet-sock-gif-24607500