#🎪bruh-fart
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now I understand why you're exiled
What if I told you I am only exiled because I requested the role.

they will murder you if you're another asian
if not at worst it's probably going to be curious racist
asians go hard as fuck on their racism
like, over hitler levels of hard
this looks like something you'd find in a happy meal
the cheapest plastic mouse you can imagine
fuck him
Enjoying the irony of being told asians are ultra hitler racists by people whose knowledge of asians is internet videos of gaijins being stared at while i live in america
Rat foot
Rats are my refuge
Ur welcome
Is that a silicate?
no it's a sillycate
yes its a clown car
The guy on the right is like "oooooh"
I can confirm. Us folk from SEA would gladly wipe out the Chinese if we were allowed to.
WW3
The East Asians, turbo racist
Koreans when Japan
East Asians will make even the Nazis blush from the racism
what
Average East Asian conversation
did you mean
webm 
I will live to see Japan go back to its old flag
apple cope
if WW3 starts in Asia it will be the most racially charged conflict since WW2
Biden already proposed an alliance between Japan, Australia and India
and it seems Japan is working with SEA nations, at least with the Philippines
GODDAMN
Japan will never work for China
not since 1945
it's very funny that the vietnamese who are communists are willing to work together with democracies because they hate China that much
yep. the racism is high enough that it unites two opposing ideologies
Vietnam is just built different:TM:
Are you implying vietnam isn't a democracy
eh
it's in a weird state that it is and it isnt
it's a hybrid
I'm out
Vietnam moved on from communism just like PRC
and most once upon a time socialist states
you're going to the Pacific whether you like it or not
dont get it wrong the koreans and chinese hate each other too
they just hate the japanese MORE
i still remember having a chat with a vietnamese dude here, could've sworn it was just us shit talking china
they kinda copied something
Alamo, also known as the Astor Place Cube or simply The Cube, is an outdoor sculpture by Tony Rosenthal, located on Astor Place, in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan in New York City. It is a black cube, 8 feet (2.4 m) long on each side, mounted on a corner. The cube is made of Cor-Ten steel and weighs about 1,800 pounds (820 kg). The f...
HMMMMMMMMMM
A cube on a vertex?
does not come close to the Murder Cube
Wild claim aside I didn't even know that cube existed
hence kinda?
I'm not in east village often though
hmm
What, sideways cube is unthinkable concept?
shiny balls
Bull market go up
clearly, yes /s
Fr no one could think of a sophisticated sculpture like this, they had to copy it
s

Most militaries are at this point
It's okay especially if they're in auxiliary roles
Good
Nothing of value lost

The bodega brunch
yes
I used to save my lunch money
And buy stuff like ramen and honeybuns after school
Middle school metabolism doesn't care
@odd sail
What's the last of us about?
Look at the meme bro, its about politics

my favorite family friendly games with NO politics or commentary on war

no politics in those games sir
games are apolitical
I don't believe that anyone who's fired guns before would load from the bottom
gamers hate politics
hmm yeah
the joke is porn
no, its just silly french entity nodding
i need to think about yellow sometime
thinkin about blue

fuck you i just saw it in a discord
it made me chuckle

hater
crop the reddit line to make it a non reddit meme
nah
hola muchachos 👋
if u downloading that from reddit you are able to turn off that ugly grey line they give u in the settings
i stole it from different discord

Scratch my balls
yeah
with some slight gameplay differences
why?
it's saturday reeee
ill use my toes
It'll be a sad day when he joins twitter
joji
My search history is crazy man
It's a joke edit, probably someone from twitter or tumblr might take the bait...
LMAO

wow buff tf2 meme, daring today arent we?

Knock yourself out with a brick
You know you watched it

i smoked too many marlb reds to do this
Long versions acapellas avialable on my Boosty: https://boosty.to/arimaycry/posts/fa6dd4dd-63fe-4ff6-9b4e-c06bc470e47f
Animation by epsxe160: https://youtu.be/iNvYJ164KCw?si=bCCaAEOu1AagwQCR
Original song: https://youtu.be/FtutLA63Cp8?si=V_1fRzayCGRzBjSJ
Cover made with RVC, Acapella made with SynthV.
RVC Models by Composite. VSQX/UST Acapell...
heres some quality tf2 memes
The circuit is being completed
He should touch the water puddle
ew, digital circus
how dare they use pd2 meme

Wow
Bad apple
Daring today aren't we
bad apple will always be fresher than tick tock memes
how'd you get exile again alex
You have poor taste
He was in off topic at the same time skom was
Guy who made the anime grill animation killed himself quite recently
fools move
jesus christ

i'm debating whether or not to go to bed or to play the resident evil 8 dating game
Alright, just saying
you can sleep all you want in the grave
Go to bed
frogmaxxing in #╟❓general-offtopic
who was the animator? i'm gonna search
yet
'Empty'
I even have the video of his 'last' stream
And he still has lots of yt vids up there
I posted 4 frog GIFs in offtopic, while they were talking about mental health, and some dude who wasn't even part of the talk pinged skom

eggcelent
frogpilled amphibichads flexing on drycels
shakespeare rolling in his grave
ah, GFL
the very thing that annoys me to no end as a gun autist
still, very sad that happened
Skom couldn't handle the grindset

Imagine posting a meme and then people reply to you with "The author of this meme has been jailed for 40 years for several murders."
he screme
Do you guys have the video of a frog selling jam
that sounded like a josta moment ngl
I remember having that as my phone background
I'd be intrigued
I need it back
frog legs r delicious tbh
they taste like chicken
Need for Speed Underground is now 20 years old
You don't like anthrophromorphical gun grills?
the french are smart, drown anything in enough garlic and butter and it tastes amazing
finally
we did it
in chinese frogs (their meat specifically) are called "field/farm chickens"
the frog cave is open
get on in
https://tenor.com/view/froggolmao-gif-21907087
fly me to the moon let me play amongst the stars.
they got very annoying living in my recommended feed and people comparing the stuff i write to them when i had zero knowledge of their existence
the "french" are "smart"
they invented onion soup
they have played us for fools
crazy
chopping up a frog alive is still wack ngl
they start smelling like a wetmarket a few minutes after
i'm gonna go get more cheese pizza
brb
No way my shit came back alive
big af
swallow like a tic tac
chungus frog
is big man dead
my pizza present was thrown away today
i donno
the what for why
big man takin a shit
time to kill myself
my man
🫂
hospital staff said that it's not allowed here
NO
fuck e'm
and they can't eat it either
You should eat pizza with an inflamed bowel
So they threw it away
😦
frogs wouldn't throw away your pizza
why u in hospital?
pizza addiction
Delight missing out on lore smh
he really said he's eating a burrito a while ago iirc
i did
He's a fed
i did too
bro a whole ass yellow username and missing out on madi lore
hospital burrito
Was suspected rectal polyp, now it's suspected Crohn's disease
Im getting out of the hospital tomorrow though
smh my smh head
this is what happened to madi
the "asshole hurts" arc is the best part of brainfart's lore rn
wont top the femboy purge though
madi if he used a bidet instead of toilet paper
ill google those names
that's a luxury item
madi u should use a bidet
disease in the asshole
You should KILL YOUR SHELF!!!!
Water bucket
🌈 ?
all this is because u dont wash ur ass
smh
garden hose
real
Water gun
true born to shit forced to wipe enjoyer
nah, just watering down the explanation to tard levels
@uncut obsidian, ah, so your ass is burning
not really
SUPERSOAKER Enema
i see
horrifying
sus ass disease
madi's diagnosis will probably just be an ulcerative colitis
welp, i wish you to get well soon, @uncut obsidian
most likely
STOP SPEAKING طرب
Speak English
racist
mf out here scared of big words
madi gets ass disease for one day and turns EVIL
You wanted to visit Vladivostok didn't you 
aint reading allat
this ain't a meme
sir i don't think we need the image
yeah, it's serious medical termology
yeah but your madivostok is inflamed rn
banger
YOU ARE GONNA LEARN MEDICAL TERMOLOGY
@uncut obsidian, they also probably threw that pizza out because you might need a clean diet.
we can have pizzas and just food getting delivered to the wards in our hospital section
shakespeare wished he could write as eloquently as you
nah it's just not allowed at all, only water and cookies
fiber only diet
I guess my relatives though that the hospital staff would put it somewhere to save it for tomorrow or smthn
im telling that its diet, yeah
gey diet only
real
they could've just let the fam know this
cocc not allowed
yeah, they didnt know
:/
I hate when money gets wasted for nothing
lazy staff
order 4 this time
And not just money but food
useless staff 👀
i have a roommate who would let his whole loafs of bread go bad and then just throw them out
People worked hard to cook it and it gets thrown away
???
i'd kill that man
Kill him
Tonight
i've been thinkgin about it
but recently i just started eating his bread
he does not notice
froge
he is actually braindead
the only reasonable answer
passed out in a ditch rest of the week
i literally told him this
i think he was too high to process english
i even did it for him one time lmao
neural pathways get fried
lemme guess, he forgot it was in the freezer too
xqc meme
no i ate the whole fuckin loaf
he didn't notice
THC is saturating his fucking brain
then two days later he bought a new loaf
@mint mist
GFL fans be like
gfl?
not just bread either he lets his chicken and other shit rot in the fridge
sounds like the moron I am living with
best you dont know, let's change it to Nier fans instead
damn i'm glad someone can relate
MURDER HIM WTF
No parents mf
kick his ass out
kid's a trust fund baby
no joke
My parents taught me to never waste anything
how old is that guy btw
22, life is set, inheritance and shit
great
bruh, he really sounds like XQC
i would've kicked him out long ago if he didn't pay like 50% of the rent cuz he has the biggest room
lmfao
yeah this dude is like 57 or 60+ basically old fuck
and is messy, gross and smokes weed 24/7
bruh u just described my guy to a T too
yeah
i stopped smoking weed cuz of this mf
one day i was just like
damn i don't wanna end up like him
balls
balls
Frogs.
best not to fry your braincells with the koosh
Excuse me HOW MUCH?
there's a point where the over satruation of THC doesn't get picked up by the receptors in the brain
yea i think blud smokes like an eighth every 2 days
basically you're constantly high eventually it just stop producing other chemicals
whihch is fuckin crazy
Fucking retarded
435621 dollars and 13 cents
a measly 2 doubloons
even for like those who need it for pain and shit
0.3 rocks
over doing it just doesn't fucking help
yea i have this theory that once they've had enough data for a long term research on weed in like a decade ppl will be like damn this shit is harmful as fuck
1 froge
.
techincally his brain is still dev
brb sending this to someone whom i know is one of those "i'm not an angry person i just need to get high to be chill" people
Man i gotta cut out sleep and food addiction outta my life
moderation 🙏
kid's parents don't give a fuck about him except give him money, it's sad
idrgaf, not my kid, not my problem
too much of anything is bad is pretty much the biggest lesson to this
so for once, Duty is right that Freedomers are actual morons
too much dabloons is never bad 
HAH! Used both and got 3.1 GPA for my masters 😎
man really nerfed himself for us morons
Wait a sec is it constant?
but constant, chronic usage
as long as u don't drink 4 whole bnottles of tequila by yourself
Aw nvm then i drink and smoke like monthly lmao
when u sit down at slightly the wrong angle
Nvm then study is correct then
i can say from personal exp the study is correct...used to be a degenerate
Why it got stockings 
The whacky tobacci got you huh?
i got out of it, thank fuck
also it states that it makes preexisting mental disorders; Anxiety, Depression, etc... worsen the affects after long term
Splendid
regular tobacci still has me in a chokehold tho
and high concentration
Un-splendid
which is why I can't smoke anymore shits too much potency
Quitting addiction thats become basically a routine is so hard man
literally i've kicked alc, weed, no exercise, and i can't kick fucking cigarettes
shits vicious
yes
It's easy
Get a better addiction
And when you quit that 'routine' you get all sorts of depressed, mine was really angry anything that was slightly wrong i kicked the fucking stool
Buy my crack 50% off first Time
dude FELT
my kicking stool equivalent is...smoke cigs
you could try using e-cigs
they got juices with varying nicotine levels
try smoking them whilst slowly transitioning to juices with lower nicotine levels until there is none
fml
i've tried at least 10 times at this point
always ended up coming back
damn...

my therapist is hooking me up with a quit smoking sp[ecialist tho
so hopefully that ll help
gl on the quest to cleanliness
Honestly best advice is to find a 'new addiction' but obv a positive one. Theres stuff like carpentry or something that forces you to focus on a task
i bought a dombra straight from kazakhstan lol, was hoping fixating on learning a new instrument could help
Mine was like, heading the gym and making a lil routine calender for myself to tick
Or meth
Again
50% off first Time
and it's fat solubal compound too
Ill take 3
fucking hell
Also i did my own addiction the shitty way without therapy basically quitting it through will
3 cows or 5 female relative's
Never too late to ask for help sometimes
2 and 3 each
real ❤️
deal
gib 
Pay first
half now half upon presentation of goods
Otherwise man best of luck, sometimes addictions are also caused by certain things in life to cope with. Killing that source of 'Shit man i gotta smoke' can also help alot
only addiction is keeping an internet connection so I can mindless watch crypid stories and caffeeine
and brainferdt
Lifes full of addictions 😎
yuhhh, thankfully i've already gone down from pack a day from when i didn't have my shit together, to now 4-5 a day when i do have my shit together 
i'm so addicted to internet i pay every month for it
im so addicted to oxygen i inhale every second of it 
bro i'm so addicted to fucking water i have it piped straight to my house
Thats why ur gonna die when ur 70 delight
1984
nuh uh
being addicted to food and eating it EVERY FUCKING DAY will make u die at 80 !!!!!!!
Hes too far gone bros...
intervention needed
We gotta ping every mod to ask for help surely they have a minute-
Holy shit
Im dead
In 60 years
This cant be happening
josta will eviscerate every trace of your existenc-
RIP my bro another victim fallen to the greed of big food
How amazing is that time flew by, i still remember picking my fucking nose back in primary school still
Ur still picking ur nose
Nuh uh
okay ate more pizza now i go nap
y'all talking about food addiction whilst forgetting its favorite partner, water
no! No im not im blowing my nose!-wait no with a hankerchief i mean-
i'm drinking water rn
i'm deep in the addiction
same
those hydro homies are just crackheads in disguise
faith the unholy trinity mentioned ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
Addicted to throwing bricks at homeless ppl somebody plz help
that's not an addiction, that's a grindset
it's 5:10AM my friends
am hitting myself with brick so i can sleep
Wife material
that or just put on some story yt thing and pass out
breakcore time 
I slept all day because my legs are fucked from the other day
walked back home about 11miles?
and about 3 miles on top of that

i'm stuck in a 1v4 dogfight
i'm gonna die bois
nice knowing y'all
(fucking teammates had to crash their planes on the ground)
I'm a literal quote of the game
Whocares?
not yet
two of the shitheads smashed into one another, third was a bozo who i managed to shoot in a pass and the fourth was a fucking bossfight
i feel bad for the fourth dude, man had to carry his team of idiots only to lose to a 1v4
Who cares
Brainfart golden age, we're back
we cock dick BALLIN
my favorite example of a healthy hobby to get into to replace shit like smoking weed or cigs is any sort of fabrication related hobby. carpentry/woodworking, welding, blacksmithing/metal fab, leatherworking, sewing, et cetera.
also the skills i just mentioned here, a lot of em are super useful for making high quality cosplay and shit like that if you ever wanna get into doing that and going to cons and shit.
@solar obsidian 🤝
You kys reacted to my post after me
🤝maxxing
we kysmaxxing
ah, 🤝
10/10 game
check out my other videos

help_urself could be easily a soundtrack to the game
i dont think thats like, an insane controversial opinion
i could never get into it
i think i just aint built for 3rd person shooters
or outdated ones at that
the shizo story carried it tbh
well and the warcrimes
the story of Spec Ops: The Line being unironically fantastic is a very normal opinion, because it is a very good story. the gameplay of the game itself being good is a different story, most people agree it's a pretty mid third person cover shooter overall that got completely carried by the story.
the countless amount of warcrimes
you can just slap on heart of darkness' inspired story to any game and it will be a banger
why are you explaining this to me?
i played the multiplayer with like 6 friends once, was funny but meh
still third person shooter
fucken idk
reinforcing your point?
dont be a cunt.
blah blah blah
tism moment
stop yapping
no can do, boss.
it's not in my contract to stop yapping.
matter of fact, contract says explicitly, "yap as much as humanly possible whenever in chat"
this mf got a masters degree in yapping
and the guys i signed on with are paying way more than you are so no i dont think i'm gonna stop yapping.
German
excuse you, cunt. i have a goddamn Doctorate in Yappology.
Mine giving your opinion on a predicament I am in currently

Nothing too major but it’s a bit odd
what the hell your only 22 points in the tism list
mr. hydro
i thought your a real autist
Vlad my man
yes my man
sup bro
he faked his test
my steam friends invite lookin mighty empty ova here
theres no way he's not under 38
fucking cheaters smh
So long story short, my nan was giving me her car since she was giving her licence up, went doctors Friday, said she can’t remember what was said, fair enough, rang my mum who went with her, she said oh she can remember and I might aswell use the car since I don’t have one
yeah i straight up said when i finished the test that that test is absolute horseshit. either that or i'm just far less autistic than you guys realize lmao
Considering the plan for the last 3 months was I was having it
btw i recently dredged up this internet relic.
i mean its an online test, what do you expect
dredged up? bro its on youtube with like 30m views
Mrs was being needy 
i expected almost nothing and was still disappointed
alzheimers moment?
frogs
I dunno
old people having memory less is pretty normal
always expect the worst
I just find it odd my mums saying that when the plan since last year was I was having it
yes, but it's old Achievment Hunter content and most people who weren't actively involved in that circle of the internet dont remember it anymore
so you gotta pay for the car's insurance or sumn
nynavalqen, your new nickname is Hornet
maybe talk to her again to clarify
No, my mums now saying she should have it
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Moose1
let her have it
moose1

@odd sail Cow1
Why the hell would I do that?
I don’t like my mum in anyway shape or form
TBH i feel like the entirety of that old Rooster Teeth sphere of influence is getting washed into the sands of time nowadays which is a real shame. RvB was great.
She will take Advantage of the fact that my nan has memory loss
what car is it even
Can’t even remember, not about the car I’m not fussed what happens
But I’m not accepting it from my mum
It’s not hers to take and not hers to giveaway
grown ups be doing that
idk where you’re at, but that sounds not legal if it’s supposed to go to you, lol
nana's clanker probably hasn't had its oil changed in years
Jericho as a child
aaaa
yeah
what movie?
dunno
demolition
hmm?
i see
i got confused since i knew another movie also called demolition man and it stars a bleck man with blonde hair
The one with Arnold
Demolition Man Scene Stars: Wesley Snipes, Paul Perri Director: Marco Brambilla Writers: Peter M. Lenkov, Robert Reneau, Daniel Waters Producers: Howard Kazanjian, Michael Levy, Joel Silver Production: Warner Bros., Silver Pictures Distributon: Warner Bros. Released: 1993
► watch Demolition Man https://play.google.com/store/movies/detail...
I was asked in dayz to say "i'll be back"
Taking my Mrs to eye test 
Yeah I had a brainfart
I was thinking about The Running Man
Blonde hair, white man, yellow suit
Same thing

this the real shit
might be a ♻️ but it's a classic
so fucking good lmfao
bro i repost the good stuff once a year
my first memes in brainfart were almost all reposts 
@somber warren, give us your best "I'm Back" voice record, please
is this real
or hasta la vista, baby

yeah Edward the lame bringing his scruples to brainfart ratio me out of here with clueless
meanwhile ill take screenshots of mods letting nword memes pass to point out hypocrisy for my moderator election campaign of 2024
it's literally in the movie, stop sulking 
i don’t think it’s literally in the movie has been a valid excuse for all the other memes cut down for having nwords
fluoride stare
"let it slip" yea because not everyone has the capacity to watch over this godforsaken place 24/7
you’re reaching brother, this isn’t the topic at hand
warcrime
ignore me
sure whatever
todd howard needs to be jailed for this
im like a boomer discovering tenor gifs sometimes
call the un
mashallah
alhamdulilah
wllahi
get better soon
wallah i pray every day for the downfall of the femboys inshaallah
lmaooo
rip vlad
rip jeff
but rip madi is a W
factual statement
we drummaxxing
scrumptious
is a famas even an ak
anything's an AK if you get a concussion

not sure why this exists when the AK-15 does
why does any ak variant exist when the 74m exists

are you yuri
Speak english please
vlad loves yuri
yuri tarded
@weary kindle slay this meme please noble knight
windows key + shift + s
what a dweeb
u
meganerd super dork
straight to hell
takes one to know one
fucking fuck these bullpup conversions
I hate bullpup ak's more than any other gun
im a gink but not a dweeb but not a dork
isn't it a vz 58
eh
That's a Czech weapon tho XD
im being sarcastic
CZ vz.58 you dummy
do /s next time becasue we are reddit
no you is my
fuck
Wut?
🤢
Ouch
trade?
Meh
i looked up the AK-203 apparently it's the indian army's new standard issue rifle
me taking the autism test
sure, I'd rather your meme gun over this shit

whomp whomp
aight
9x39 XD
wha


AK-9 XD
is that a thing
holy shit
VSS platform wasnt enough for them
that kinda slaps though I think I'm retarded
Tf is that
not enough 9x39
I love as vals and 9x39
That rail on the bottom 
gotta be my favorite gender
mfw they're adding 9a91 in tarkov but not the sr-3m
sadge
if only i could understand all the gun posting
In its design
9A91 suppressed
9a91 is sweet
dong handguard with cheese grater gas block is a vibe
Except bullet from VAL travels at the same speed qs your enemy can run
Best metro gun
It's SO SLOW
just shoot them while they sleep
the VSS is a designated "anti sentry" gun
watdefok
I love accidentally hitting the nitro button that's right next to my gifs and just seeing a 100 euro checkout screen
I wonder if there's any supersonic 9x39 ammo that would alleviate that issue. surely going from 7.62x39 to 9x39 doesn't lead to a drop of 600 m/s muzzle velocity
classic

the payload is way too heavy
it's better off as a subsonic round
100 euros
Brother its like a fifth of someone paycheck here
SAVE 16%?!!?!?!?!?! WHAAAAAAT?!!?!? 

how generous





