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glad carbon
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Its also dbz

half gazelle
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Mid Piece

empty pulsar
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I have two pieces

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Fuc

visual stirrup
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piece of shit

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shit piece

austere shadow
fallow trellis
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absolutely not

empty pulsar
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Real men watch top gear

uncut obsidian
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Real men watch funny kitten compilation laugh 2023

empty pulsar
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What the fuck is this maroon 5 song called again

uncut obsidian
slender rock
uncut obsidian
half gazelle
empty pulsar
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Ghost in the shell mentioned ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø

half gazelle
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Real tbh

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Love me job

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Till a printer related issue comes along

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Then I wanna fucking kms

zealous remnant
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something about printers

open turret
slender rock
uncut obsidian
slender rock
zealous remnant
zealous remnant
dreamy flaxBOT
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meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Today

open turret
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wow today will be hard on me clueless ||in uni||

odd sail
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today will destroy your gut

empty pulsar
odd sail
empty pulsar
odd sail
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It's getting destroyed by me

odd sail
empty pulsar
open turret
odd sail
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they didn't allow the journalist into their toilet

empty pulsar
slender rock
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Falco better fucking be the percentage that do

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WTF

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😠 EXPLAIN ITALIA

zealous remnant
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a percentage of what?

slender rock
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NOW

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cleaning hands after going to the toliet

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with soap

zealous remnant
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oh

slender rock
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bruh

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I am breaking pasta into millons of pieces

open turret
slender rock
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WTF

open turret
odd sail
glad carbon
half gazelle
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Now I have to wonder if the seasoning sprinkles in the sauce are actually sprinkles or not

slender rock
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okay Italians and Dutch are gonna get it

odd sail
glad carbon
slender rock
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😠 ya'll washing hands with bleach and lighterfluid from now on

odd sail
past nacelle
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@odd sail

odd sail
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what

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@past nacelle

glad carbon
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@odd sail

past nacelle
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wait

odd sail
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nice format

slender rock
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šŸ‘€

past nacelle
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@odd sail

odd sail
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cake

past nacelle
slender rock
odd sail
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Minos?

slender rock
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for those who know

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yes

empty pulsar
# slender rock

Sometimes the side chick ain’t even a chick
It’s the beautiful and picturesque island of Lemnos

odd sail
empty pulsar
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I like that Kavala is an actual city in Thrace

slender rock
empty pulsar
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Czech devs be like ā€œthis name checks out drop it in thereā€

past nacelle
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what's so special about lemnos

slender rock
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Arma 3

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šŸ™‚

empty pulsar
odd sail
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lemons

river robin
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I need some memes pls post memes am sadge

past nacelle
odd sail
river robin
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Specifically good memes.
Shit memes will just make me more sadge

storm stream
past nacelle
river robin
# empty pulsar

Unfortunately, seen.
Actually seen here so technically ā™»ļø but you get a pass for trying.

empty pulsar
river robin
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Oh….
M a n

empty pulsar
river robin
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I’m just gonna go to sleep. Tomorrow is another day.

empty pulsar
odd sail
empty pulsar
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Ha

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20

odd sail
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Yeah

past nacelle
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do you want to see me shake my cat @odd sail

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(it's not my cat it's a friends)

past nacelle
magic tartan
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im 86

empty pulsar
past nacelle
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it's a girl!

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her name is honey

odd sail
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Cat

fallow trellis
empty pulsar
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Fitting name

past nacelle
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"m-m-m-m-m-wwehhh"

empty pulsar
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Love when cats make those cute lil noises

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Frozen statue cat

fallow trellis
empty pulsar
odd sail
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ain't no way dream got beaten up

fallow trellis
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is that legit

empty pulsar
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Lmfao what

empty pulsar
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Holy fuckeroni

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If I got hit with that I’d simply melt into my floor

fallow trellis
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i was gonna post something

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but that is way funnier

past nacelle
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heh

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funny imagining blue cat

fallow trellis
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thats what he gets for cheating in minecraft

empty pulsar
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Bruh the cantu/dream beef is insane

fallow trellis
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why

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why are they fighting

fallow trellis
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thats like peter griffin chicken mascot guy beef

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like when it first came out

empty pulsar
# fallow trellis why are they fighting

I usually can’t give a fuck’s ass about niche internet celebrity beef but whenever dream’s involved it’s just usually a dumpster fire that’s too funny to not watch

empty pulsar
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He just been getting called out for doing a bunch of questionable shit to women

glad carbon
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internet celeb vs internet celeb drama is so played out

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who can care anymore

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"internet guy 1 is fighting internet guy 2 over internet guy 1's chat logs!!"

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number 30002

empty pulsar
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SunnyV2 uploads: I sleep
Random ytuber with 420 subs uploads ā€œDREAM SUCKS AND HERES WHY!!!!!!ā€: real shit!!!!!???!??!?!?

torpid owl
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dream getting fucked up by gumball's VA is real?

glad carbon
empty pulsar
glad carbon
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woah

empty pulsar
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Shit’s so fuckin funny

glad carbon
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yeah its just twitter beef

fallow trellis
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they throw hands

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well gumball did

glad carbon
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"uhmmmm ur a pedo!!"
"nuh uh, ur a racist!"
and then repeat this a bunch with no actual evidence for either claim

little mirage
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Pics i dont have twitter

fallow trellis
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what happened to you

past nacelle
fallow trellis
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40wings

fallow trellis
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thats a lot

empty pulsar
glad carbon
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leafy

empty pulsar
glad carbon
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"this guy is so cringe and lame"

fallow trellis
empty pulsar
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I put leafy in the same category as that fucking shitass from drama alert

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Whatever that bozo’s name is

fallow trellis
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Leafy got bullied by yt

empty pulsar
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Deserved KekSkew

fallow trellis
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Yes

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but also

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I liked his pokemon videos

little mirage
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Yo mama

empty pulsar
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He did PokƩmon videos?

little mirage
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Yo mama

glad carbon
fallow trellis
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"hey guys this is my 45th video about pokemon twitch girl but im just gonna tell you how to make a cool marianra sauce"

empty pulsar
glad carbon
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yeah I get why dream is upset

little mirage
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Yo mama

glad carbon
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getting beat up some by some VA

fallow trellis
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not just some VA

empty pulsar
little mirage
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Beat up? Physically or just some dialogue

fallow trellis
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Beat off

glad carbon
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i guess twitter beef is fine for this

fallow trellis
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Yo mama

little mirage
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Yo mama

fallow trellis
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BlueGuy kekpoint
Yo mama

toxic sundial
fallow trellis
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I side with Gumball Watterson

glad carbon
# empty pulsar

swearing the ears off an uber driver is classic famous behavior

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"i was drunk and high my bad"

fallow trellis
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mainly because he can physically win

empty pulsar
glad carbon
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over menial bullshit

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you dont get anything for it

empty pulsar
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That last line is fire too lmao

half gazelle
fallow trellis
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I got my ass beat for doing that

empty pulsar
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Jesse why the fuck is there jam residue in the VCR

half gazelle
fallow trellis
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its a sandwich glovebox

half gazelle
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Gotta store it for later

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Smh

fallow trellis
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it goes along with your fucking cup holder

empty pulsar
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Cup holder? Isn’t that for holding your d-

fallow trellis
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I have my hand for that

empty pulsar
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I fuckin love hot pockets holy shit

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Most succulent snack fr

past nacelle
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me soon

half gazelle
slender rock
empty pulsar
slender rock
empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Shrimple really

empty pulsar
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He shrimply doing a sniff*****

slender rock
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so the tendons and hamstring

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fucking PAIN

empty pulsar
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Have u tried cutting ur tendons to lessen the pain

slender rock
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then I can't walk

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I have to walk

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and walk far

half gazelle
slender rock
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OH NO

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now running is added

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away from chris(tina) chandler

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jesus christ

half gazelle
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I like the theory that the sonichu amulet actually corrupts its wearer like Ice Kings crown.

slender rock
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the league team but it's all the freaks

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Pamperchu, Daniel Larson, Chance Wilkins, and others

undone wave
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@midnight tree

half gazelle
slender rock
past nacelle
slender rock
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hm

half gazelle
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Looks like an ex-friend I had back in high school. Dude was a piece of shit lol.

half gazelle
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(I don’t know who this is)

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The bald guy

slender rock
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Seth, he's a funny baldman with music abilities

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the british twink on the left is reaction channel Pyrocyincal dense man

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idk

empty pulsar
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Pyro is funnyman

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Bro’s cruelty squad vid got me thru a very bad weekend

slender rock
slender rock
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:/

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idk, I watch Clawman Deadwingdork's live streams when he does the SPINNSPIIIIIIN for freaks and weridos to talk about

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and he plays bass

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šŸ™‚

empty pulsar
undone wave
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luv me pyro slop

slender rock
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Canadianustian

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uhm

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yeah

uncut obsidian
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maan

uncut obsidian
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a far relative ordered 2 pizzas for my birthday but the hospital staff had to throw it away

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i hate when money gets wasted for nothing

slender rock
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if you say it correctly a curse happens?

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idk

empty pulsar
slender rock
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a mountie comes through the window and shit

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idk

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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@fading shuttle and co rollin up to post frogs in offtopic

slender rock
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that's it, yeah

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Oh, Brian "AYOOOOO DOOD" Risso is streaming

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he's litrommeny

empty pulsar
uncut obsidian
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nah im gonna die from the ass disease

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it's joever

half gazelle
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Jealous ngl (genuinely hope you get better jokes aside)

empty pulsar
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Ass cancer? Skill issue

slender rock
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he's outside and drunk

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oh god

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there is harsh language on this downwards spiral of a human being

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he hasn't lost his toe or leg yet

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which is a fucking miracle still

half gazelle
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Who is this man

slender rock
slender rock
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OnlyUseMeBlade, Aka Brian Risso

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Wikitubia

Figure it out.Blade. Brian Risso (born: December 3, 1982 (1982-12-03) [age 40]), better known online as ONLYUSEmeBLADE, or simply Blade, is a former livestreamer and YouTuber. He became popular...

half gazelle
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Oh gosh

uncut obsidian
half gazelle
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Is that like, the guy who on stream tried guilting his wife/girlfriend because they hadn’t had sex for months? I might be thinking of something else.

sharp loom
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Decoy pizza box, they needed you to believe it

half gazelle
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Then I’m thinking of a different guy

slender rock
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yeah

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this wiki is out of date

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he used to do gaming video stuff

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played COD4 using only a knife in matches and shit

empty pulsar
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Trolling in online games -> fucking up entire life on camera pipeline is so real

slender rock
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then he got into Keemstar early shit and Ice Posiden and shit then spirialed out to booze and is a full blown alchie

half gazelle
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Never seen a sadder man in my life

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Though I don’t think he did trolling. Just played CoD.

slender rock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSUGr7hcBM On the flipside Youngsvlogs is chill dude

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empty pulsar
slender kayak
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keemstar is legit fucking evil

slender rock
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šŸ™‚ music and stuff

slender kayak
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like

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straight up makes a living by bullying people

half gazelle
empty pulsar
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Yeah I wanna see keemstar shoved thru a woodchipper on live tv

empty pulsar
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FUCK that guy

half gazelle
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Keemstar a bitch, fuck that guy

urban ocean
empty pulsar
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I do like the fact that destiny shits on Hasan

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Aside from that I’d agree

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Dunno who the other two are

odd sail
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hi @uncut obsidian

uncut obsidian
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hi vladi

odd sail
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how is your colon

uncut obsidian
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🤨

slender rock
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UHMMM

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why?

odd sail
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madi was gonna have a colonoscopy or something

uncut obsidian
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already had yesterday

slender rock
urban ocean
slender rock
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did they find treasure?

odd sail
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when are they operating on your polyps

half gazelle
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They stuck a camera in your butt

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
odd sail
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what was the finding

half gazelle
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Tummy hurt

uncut obsidian
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suspected Crohn's disease

odd sail
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ayoooo

half gazelle
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Permanent tummy hurt

empty pulsar
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Ohhhhh fuccccc

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My condolences

half gazelle
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Jokes aside. Sad news and I hope that’s not the final diagnosis.

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Have a friend who has it, dude legit goes from fine to almost in tears in the snap of a finger and it’s crazy.

slender rock
odd sail
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this is sad

empty pulsar
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It’s so horrible to like witness

uncut obsidian
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Diarrhea - all the time or at night;
intestinal bloating;
thirst;
vomiting.

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Those never appeared for me

odd sail
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ohhh

uncut obsidian
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I do not think that it's Crohn's disease

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Literally half the symptoms not matching

odd sail
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I'll leave it to the medical staff on duty

glad carbon
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they'll schedule u for another one

odd sail
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they'll do a histopath or something

storm stream
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Madi's butt funky

odd sail
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It's either Crohn or ulcerative colitis

glad carbon
odd sail
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madi's 18th birthday gift went too hard

glad carbon
empty pulsar
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Don’t even wanna know tbh lmao

glad carbon
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vlad got the same

odd sail
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jeff got double

dreamy flaxBOT
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meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Brownie

glad carbon
odd sail
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I know

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(Insert white wolf picture)

empty pulsar
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Triple cheemsbergor from macdonal?

odd sail
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triple taco

glad carbon
odd sail
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5 guys destroyed Jeff's gut

empty pulsar
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Jeff is now Geoff

glad carbon
gilded blade
odd sail
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Gooff

half gazelle
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Was kinda funny today, me and my roommate went to a pawn shop cause he wanted to look at guns. I’ve never held or shot a gun in my life. So anytime he was holding and feeling out one of the guns he’d hand it to me, and I’d just kinda awkwardly hold it like a deer in the headlights. So I guess I held guns for the first time in my life today. Just never shot em.

glad carbon
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then it was four

glad carbon
glad carbon
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or rent one at a range

half gazelle
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He says he’s gonna teach me to shoot sometime, cause I do plan on getting my own someday.

empty pulsar
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Based

odd sail
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Winchester 1895 is a cool gun

half gazelle
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For self defense purpose

half gazelle
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Prob just a peestol

glad carbon
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research ones in ur price range

gilded blade
odd sail
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Luger

half gazelle
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I mean, I know he’s got a Glock

empty pulsar
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Berettas are nice

glad carbon
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get a cz

odd sail
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get a 1911

half gazelle
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He makes the joke that if I got one, then I’d be a trans gal with a gock and a glock. And that’s a funny enough joke to me that I’d consider getting a Glock lol.

glad carbon
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g(l)ock

odd sail
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glock glock 9000

glad carbon
odd sail
glad carbon
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no

odd sail
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yes

glad carbon
half gazelle
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Gock in the sheets, Glock in the streets

gilded blade
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Maybe I'm weird for this but I don't like that Glocks don't have safeties on them

empty pulsar
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They don’t??? TIL

odd sail
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Empty the mag and the chamber

empty pulsar
odd sail
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there u go

uncut obsidian
odd sail
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irregular menses

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madi you should use a bidet instead of toilet paper

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your ass will stop bleeding

gilded blade
gilded blade
half gazelle
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My roommate just makes sure there’s not a bullet in the chamber when he carries it. Keeps a full mag in it, so all he’s gotta do is pull it out and rack it. Is what he’s told me anyway.

solar obsidian
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baltics is basically eastern europe so it's true what you say, though i often feel like people dig their hole themselves too much

odd sail
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.45 is all you need

gilded blade
solar obsidian
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hey, Madirex. happy bday 🄳

half gazelle
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Tru

empty pulsar
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Idk if I’ll ever get a permit cuz I live in fucking MA

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Nice to have friends who can let me shoot theirs on their property once in a while tho

odd sail
empty pulsar
odd sail
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Oregon was pretty lax too for gun laws

gilded blade
empty pulsar
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One qualm I have with OR

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Can’t pump ur own fucking gas

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Same with NJ

half gazelle
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I got another friend who’s got a large collection of guns, so potentially I could probably get the experience of shooting multiple types in if he wanted to go out.

odd sail
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also perfect setting for a horror game

gilded blade
past nacelle
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oregon is weird

half gazelle
empty pulsar
past nacelle
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do you live in oregon @odd sail

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can i borrow your shellfish license

past nacelle
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do you wanna live in homo oregon or redneck oregon

gilded blade
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ok but what makes Oregon so good tho?

odd sail
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redneck

empty pulsar
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The three west coast states are so funny man
WA is seattle + meth country
OR is portland + horror film set/wannabe rednecks
CA is just…CA

past nacelle
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oh ok i can't join u they will shoot me there

odd sail
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they won't

empty pulsar
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How many reasons do they have for shooting u

odd sail
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I'll shoot them first

past nacelle
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does oregon let u harvest gooseneck barnacles

odd sail
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they'd shoot me in homo Oregon

past nacelle
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nah

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you're weird

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keep portland weird!!11

odd sail
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naw

empty pulsar
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There are def more guns in homo oregon than redneck oregon

past nacelle
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thgat cant b real

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also i made a discovery

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if u swallow ice cream without letting it sit in ur mouth

gilded blade
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I've always wanted to travel around to different states to see which one I like the best

past nacelle
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ur throat gets cold!!!!

odd sail
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and u catch a cold

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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I live in Kansas. Luckily people are pretty live and let live here. For the most part, some of the small towns not so much

past nacelle
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couldn't do landlocked

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unless BIG lake

empty pulsar
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Same

gilded blade
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I'm in Mississippi and it fucking sucks lol

empty pulsar
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I gotta live next to watah

past nacelle
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i need to smell water when it rains or i'll be sad

half gazelle
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Come find me hmmtodayiwill

empty pulsar
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Anywhere but there

past nacelle
gilded blade
empty pulsar
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If you REALLY want something completely different both culturally and socioeconomically, northeast

half gazelle
empty pulsar
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I like it here tbh, could always be better but at least we’re not florida or wyoming

past nacelle
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imagine living in the northeast

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imagine literally living in the lighthouse movie

empty pulsar
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It’s nice here…sometimes

zealous remnant
empty pulsar
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In Midwest u could drive 6 hours and still be in the same state I feel like

past nacelle
half gazelle
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So I’m guessing you’re in one of the bordering states then

past nacelle
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locked in the transfem lair...

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wait do you stargaze?

half gazelle
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You think I have the funding for a lair?

empty pulsar
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Lair KekSkew KekSkew

past nacelle
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that's s o cool

half gazelle
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I have telescope

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I do be rabid space fan

past nacelle
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i would like a telescope but i live in nyc

empty pulsar
past nacelle
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for sure

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sometimes i see rly cheap real estate in the hudson river valley

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and i consider it

empty pulsar
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Pull trig

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Beautiful area

past nacelle
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but i can already go up whenever iwant to

empty pulsar
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I wanna retire to a lakefront property at Adirondack

empty pulsar
past nacelle
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:) i hike in the palisades every fall

empty pulsar
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Yoo that’s a VIBE

past nacelle
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sometimes i even pick up walnuts

half gazelle
empty pulsar
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I did that w my roommate when we lived in LI

past nacelle
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diverse entertainment = laser on wall

half gazelle
past nacelle
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u lived here? wew

empty pulsar
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Sis is a cat?

empty pulsar
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We paid 0 in rent cuz it was a house his family wasn’t using so…worth

glad carbon
past nacelle
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that sounds great

half gazelle
empty pulsar
past nacelle
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smell the sulfur of the greyest body of water, the long island sound 😤

half gazelle
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(What the fuck is a NEET, I know it means like jobless or something)

empty pulsar
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I lived on the south side but yea, LI sound is crazy

past nacelle
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same thing

empty pulsar
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Feel like you’d find whole new fish species in there

past nacelle
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probly

empty pulsar
past nacelle
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i found a crab once with a really huge claw

half gazelle
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F

empty pulsar
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Did u consume it

past nacelle
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he was not over the size limit

zealous remnant
glad carbon
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Guys you should play the NEET game demo on steam

empty pulsar
past nacelle
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why would i want to play the game when i can just do it irl

half gazelle
empty pulsar
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I have job and I go to school but my sleep schedule is that of a NEET’s does that count

past nacelle
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yeah you're awful

half gazelle
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Giving myself the cement shoe treatment as we speak

glad carbon
empty pulsar
half gazelle
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You known

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Sleepin with the fishies

glad carbon
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It doesn't work

empty pulsar
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Ahhhh

glad carbon
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Just wrap ur legs in chains

empty pulsar
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Sis iron maidened herself

crimson flame
glad carbon
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Takes 2 long to cure cement so it ruins the mafia style

past nacelle
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there's a pier here

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off of which some

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wait let me just find the screencap

glad carbon
empty pulsar
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I mean u could prob find more guns in the Hudson than there are guns in all military bases on the east coast

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Mafia mfs went hard

zealous remnant
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I tried living a normal life, worked as a machinist, but the last injury was a bit too close to dying again so now I'm on disability

half gazelle
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I don’t think that’s NEET. You can’t help it.

past nacelle
half gazelle
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I mean. I guess it is NEET. But NEET sounds like mean terminology to me. I dunno.

zealous remnant
glad carbon
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I had a couple grinding wheel incidents

empty pulsar
glad carbon
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What you takin material off of?

zealous remnant
# glad carbon What happened?

the big TBI was from being shot in the head about 5 years ago
the last injury happened when i was cutting back a weld so the cut was rough, I was looking at the digital read out so i didn't go back too far and the tool post handle vibrated over and struck the jaw and broke off. the handle struck my head

fading shuttle
zealous remnant
fading shuttle
glad carbon
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Never had this happen

empty pulsar
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I’m too much of a desk monkey to understand what y’all saying but I’ve always thought working with machines and welding and shit is so fascinating

half gazelle
zealous remnant
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could've been worse but the safety guy put down that I left it in the open position despite me telling him that it had vibrated over. I didn't catch what he wrote down and I signed the incident report while under the effect of a concussion and was let go from employment

zealous remnant
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just unfortunate circumstances on that one

half gazelle
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Holy shit

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):

past nacelle
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i wish the safety guy a very pleasant torture

toxic sundial
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Ong checklist is do you do drugs? Are you crazy?

glad carbon
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@odd sail hi

empty pulsar
empty pulsar
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Fuck the safety guy fr

half gazelle
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Oh

odd sail
half gazelle
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No

glad carbon
odd sail
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im not playing now

glad carbon
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Damn

odd sail
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i am playing condition zero deleted scenes

glad carbon
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Swag

glad carbon
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Harharhar

odd sail
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im going to show all my filipino friends the 2nd mission

zealous remnant
toxic sundial
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Never play tarkov again

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It fucking blows

half gazelle
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What parts did you make while being a machinist? I know for a very brief amount of time I was doing aircraft manufacturing, fucking hated it, and left. So I’ve spent minimal time in a blue collar job.

zealous remnant
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A lot of the parts I made were for vertical line water turbine pumps

empty pulsar
odd sail
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in dorms

toxic sundial
empty pulsar
zealous remnant
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Lineshaft, lineshaft couplers, brass bushing bearings, custom parts, impeller sleeves

odd sail
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šŸ˜„

toxic sundial
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Can't wait until that game is dead and buried

odd sail
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i will stop playing eft when i get laid

zealous remnant
zealous remnant
past nacelle
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good luck with ur lawsuit

empty pulsar
# zealous remnant it really is. Now that I've had Social Security declare me disabled I'll be look...

I’d definitely trust your attorney’s judgment on that one.
Also I was gonna say if you had a doctor’s report from the time of the incident it could go a long way in getting that paper u signed dismissed for the purposes of getting workers comp. Cuz that shit is just fucked, you were not of sound mind under no fault of your own and it sounds like he made u sign it when u shouldn’t have

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But yeah man, best of luck with everything fr. For whatever it’s worth from a stranger in the discord server I’m rooting for ya and I hope all works out

half gazelle
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Same

empty pulsar
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I’ll ask my friend in CT what happened with his finger case, each state has diff laws but if I hear anything interesting I’ll ping/DM you

zealous remnant
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thanks frens

inland jackal
half gazelle
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Brain fart going from shitposting to wholesome is a wonderful site to behold

inland jackal
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And then right back to shitposting

lunar brook
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bring it back to shitposting guys

empty pulsar
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We might be shitposters but we’re shitposters with morals

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(?)

inland jackal
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...mostly

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Anyway.

crimson flame
inland jackal
half gazelle
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Some of you may think of me as a schizophrenic shitposting nut case, but I hope you also think of me as a friend :3

inland jackal
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I don't know you.

lunar brook
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what morals

lunar brook
half gazelle
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False crimes

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Admin abuse

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I’m innocent judge

lunar brook
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surely

empty pulsar
empty pulsar
inland jackal
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Admins, animals, same thing really

lunar brook
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and you were excited

crimson flame
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anyway i hope you're doing fine. maybe you can find something to do in your unemployment (like learning to code) so you dont go crazy

empty pulsar
half gazelle
empty pulsar
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JS kekpoint

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JS was the reason I quit cosci

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Not even joking

eager igloo
lunar brook
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killed a man

odd sail
inland jackal
crimson flame
half gazelle
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Like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun

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And burned my wings

eager igloo
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Frogs?

half gazelle
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No

empty pulsar
eager igloo
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Edging exile

crimson flame
half gazelle
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This, was shit postin, then was trying to be genuine cause I realized the fun was over, Got bonked anyway. Oh well.

inland jackal
empty pulsar
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(Unlike josta cough)

crimson flame
half gazelle
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ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

zealous remnant
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clueless
Rockwell Automation Ladder Logic

lunar brook
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no wonder youre here now

zealous remnant
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šŸ…±ļø arting šŸ…±ļørain

half gazelle
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I was recruited, only following orders

empty pulsar
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šŸ…±ļøeter

half gazelle
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A good soldier follows orders

inland jackal
crimson flame
# empty pulsar Respect man

its a small company and they are all very nice. progress was extremely slow since i have 0 exp on react native, but they kinda tolerate it. plus, i can study on my IT bachelors degree at the same time

lunar brook
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I NEED NAMES

crimson flame
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wfa too

empty pulsar
zealous remnant
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THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN

empty pulsar
half gazelle
zealous remnant
crimson flame
lunar brook
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i ask nicely

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and politely

inland jackal
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Then we put you in the mason

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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No, I demand sweet treats and caffeine and then I’ll talk

lunar brook
inland jackal
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šŸ«™

lunar brook
half gazelle
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Neat

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Uuuuh

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I don’t remember

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What was the golden guys name

lunar brook
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GOLDEN?

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huh

crimson flame
lunar brook
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betrayal

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treason

crimson flame
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you just gotta push no matter what

lunar brook
half gazelle
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Yea that dude

zealous remnant
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!delight

split canyonBOT
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empty pulsar
lunar brook
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Brb imma kill Delight

half gazelle
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F

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My days are numbered since I snitched

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Bury me with my money

wraith osprey
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And the number is 0

crimson flame
zealous remnant
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where were you when Delight was kill?
I was home playing Kenshi when phone ring
Delight is kill
no

half gazelle
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Kenshi

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Based

empty pulsar
empty pulsar
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I love it tho

half gazelle
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Same

crimson flame
half gazelle
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Permanent idiot brain makes it hard to play cool games like that sometimes

lunar brook
crimson flame
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but the beauty of programming is you can pick it up anywhere anytime, you dont need uni. as long as you want it, you can get it

lunar brook
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now were all guilty

half gazelle
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I’ve been playing Signalis. Good game.

lunar brook
half gazelle
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I’m too young for jail

glad carbon
lunar brook
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Youre already in it

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Girlbossed too close to the sun

empty pulsar
glad carbon
zealous remnant
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when the AI paths your party through a lake of acid in Deadlands on your way to Black Desert City scraphouse

empty pulsar
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What is sun?

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Can eat?

half gazelle
empty pulsar
glad carbon
lunar brook
crimson flame
eager igloo
empty pulsar
eager igloo
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Signalis mentioned

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Memes required

crimson flame
half gazelle
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Weird combo

crimson flame
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im glad i never really get a completely shitty profs in my 7 semester of uni

empty pulsar
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What’s sec+

crimson flame
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cybersecurity i assume

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Yeh

empty pulsar
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It was weird

half gazelle
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Cybersecurity

glad carbon
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Same with old IT guys that aren't still in IT

empty pulsar
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I was gonna say

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Old IT guys are

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Like they have their own intimidating/aloof/etc vibe

crimson flame
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they have seen shit

glad carbon
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@fading shuttle where'd your frog posting go

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"Who up playing with they worm" posting

half gazelle
# glad carbon Old cybersec guys know their shit

Absolutely. Dude kinda hints that he did some sus shit back in the day, so it also makes sense that he’s really paranoid about security and basically gave everyone a good long talk on why you should never use chrome, shut off netbios over TCP/IP, etc etc.

glad carbon
half gazelle
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I’d have to look at the list

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But yea, old guy is cool teacher.

half gazelle
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Yea

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I also use Firefox

crimson flame
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i think his cybersec skills allowed him to fuck around more, and lord he found out big, very big

odd sail
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google's proprietary shit is too sus

half gazelle
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Won’t touch edge or chrome with a 10 ft pole though. Shit sucks.

odd sail
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even their open source projects

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i use grapheneOS on my pixel or i wouldnt be touching an android phone

half gazelle
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Chrome especially, website is basically grabbing everything you do.

empty pulsar
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I’ve been using a super old version of FF from oldversions for years now KekSkew

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Chromes a resource hog cause it’s too busy sending data to like 9 separate servers so they can try to advertise irrelevant shit to you. Terrible browser, don’t use. If you use I’ll shame you.

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Anyway

crimson flame
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so thats why kekl

empty pulsar
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I swear to fuck the chrome extensions store is just a cyber version of the white van with ā€œcandyā€ written on it in black

zealous remnant
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chrome witnessing me abuse the ai to generate porn

half gazelle
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It sucks cause all the users at work use chrome and edge for their web browsers. Like bro we’re a law firm, let’s not. But sadly can’t really force them not to.

odd sail
crimson flame
odd sail
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default firefox isnt too secure tho

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you have to use a custom userjs

empty pulsar
half gazelle
crimson flame
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its basic digital hygiene

empty pulsar
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I mean bro leaves his phone unlocked with NDA documents open and in full view when clients are in the room and he’s not

crimson flame
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i think my friend is far worse. he has 200 tabs open on his safari Iphone

half gazelle
zealous remnant
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you can choke me

empty pulsar
crimson flame
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the close button is almost nonexistent

empty pulsar
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Yea

half gazelle
zealous remnant
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uwu

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on my way to Kansas right meow

crimson flame
half gazelle
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Ough, I just wiped off my makeup for bed

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Smh

empty pulsar
zealous remnant
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lmao

half gazelle
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And taking a cybersecurity class makes me like ā€œbro what the FUCKā€ constantly

crimson flame
empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Cause cybersecurity likes to paint a perfect world of how these infrastructure should be set up for maximum security.

crimson flame
half gazelle
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But in the real world, there’s no such thing

crimson flame
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none of our lecturers know enough stuff

half gazelle
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Every week we have to do a presentation over a recent cybersecurity breach that occurred within the last month

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It’s pretty eye opening that even some of the biggest industries are so prone to these things.

empty pulsar
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Man we’re fucked if we ever piss off China too much

odd sail
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most important places do lack in physical security

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most hacks these days are largely around social engineering

half gazelle
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I mean, eh, we’re under attack from state actors all the time involving Russia and China.

empty pulsar
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Yeah Vermont had their entire power grid knocked out at some point in the past 2 years (allegedly) by china

half gazelle
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Yea, phishing is a bitch and it sucks cause it only gets more clever.

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Anyway, imma shift topics cause I get overwhelmed by the fact of ā€œthe internet is the fucking Wild West and I’m just an amateur little piss ant in the middle of it allā€

crimson flame
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arent we all

empty pulsar
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Internet is the Zone confirmed

half gazelle
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Real

empty pulsar
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Jesus fucking Christ I started playing gamma almost three months ago?????

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I hate this

half gazelle
empty pulsar
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Time needs to slow tf down

crimson flame
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idi komne

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Me too

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(I dunno what you said)

empty pulsar
half gazelle
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Name of my punk band

glass basalt
half gazelle
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So tired but I know that as soon as my head hits that pillow I’ll be wide awake again

uncut obsidian
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and we're nothing compared to the size of it

empty pulsar
solar obsidian
half gazelle
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Oh fuck

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The piper is calling my name

slender rock
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šŸ‘€

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rip

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you gonna die

half gazelle
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It’s ok

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I lived a good life

crimson flame
half gazelle
mint mist
half gazelle
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Nuh uh

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I eat the good food

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Sleep the good sleep

odd sail
half gazelle
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Good life

wraith osprey
dreamy flaxBOT
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meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Juliette

past nacelle
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@odd sail

glad carbon
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@odd sail

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ivanovka

odd sail
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@past nacelle

past nacelle
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Cute name

odd sail
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no

dreamy flaxBOT
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meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Sundevil

odd sail
half gazelle
glad carbon
half gazelle
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Spit it out train

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I see you typin

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Saaaaay it

past nacelle
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I was going to lament the fact pale moon died

mint mist
half gazelle
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hihihi

past nacelle
past nacelle
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I can hear this stupid sound in my head

glad carbon
odd sail
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no u

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you're false

slender rock
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jesus fucking christ

half gazelle
slender rock
empty pulsar
slender rock
empty pulsar
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Nah like

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Chinese people are RACIST racist

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But in my exp it’s more that they’re curious racist than afraid racist

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If that makes sense

past nacelle
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Rather curious racist than beat up on the street racist

odd sail
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looks like a wasp on it

empty pulsar
glad carbon
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
odd sail
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that is a striped cockroach

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too much drip

empty pulsar
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That looks like a giant bee

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With no wings

glad carbon
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spell it right asspain

empty pulsar
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Coked roach