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Mid Piece
Real men watch naruto 
absolutely not
Real men watch top gear
Realest shit ever said
What the fuck is this maroon 5 song called again
Ghost in the shell good
Ghost in the shell mentioned ā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
Real tbh
Love me job
Till a printer related issue comes along
Then I wanna fucking kms
something about printers

The opposite
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Today
wow today will be hard on me
||in uni||
today will destroy your gut
But I need it for digestive purposes
Say goodbye to your digestive system
Whereās it goin tho?
Hand over ur digestive system
Dutchmen took their sewage system
He's gyatt his eye on her
a percentage of what?
oh
now we know the secret sauce of pizza 
WTF


ban
Now I have to wonder if the seasoning sprinkles in the sauce are actually sprinkles or not
okay Italians and Dutch are gonna get it
secks
today?\
š ya'll washing hands with bleach and lighterfluid from now on
@odd sail
@odd sail
wait
nice format
@odd sail
cake
is this the island where the minotaur is
Real Altis
Minos?
Sometimes the side chick aināt even a chick
Itās the beautiful and picturesque island of Lemnos
I like that Kavala is an actual city in Thrace

Czech devs be like āthis name checks out drop it in thereā
what's so special about lemnos
Is name of real life arma 3 island
lemons
I need some memes pls post memes am sadge

Specifically good memes.
Shit memes will just make me more sadge
Real
they made the main runweay smaller
Unfortunately, seen.
Actually seen here so technically ā»ļø but you get a pass for trying.
I did it on purpose to make you sadder
Ohā¦.
M a n

Ready to be fried
Best you can do for yourself rn
Keep ur head up King and try again tmr ā¤ļø
Yeah
im 86
Why is bro so cute
Cat
"m-m-m-m-m-wwehhh"
Stinky
ain't no way dream got beaten up
is that legit
Lmfao what
thats what he gets for cheating in minecraft
Bruh the cantu/dream beef is insane
I usually canāt give a fuckās ass about niche internet celebrity beef but whenever dreamās involved itās just usually a dumpster fire thatās too funny to not watch
real
He just been getting called out for doing a bunch of questionable shit to women
internet celeb vs internet celeb drama is so played out
who can care anymore
"internet guy 1 is fighting internet guy 2 over internet guy 1's chat logs!!"
number 30002
SunnyV2 uploads: I sleep
Random ytuber with 420 subs uploads āDREAM SUCKS AND HERES WHY!!!!!!ā: real shit!!!!!???!??!?!?
its that guy?
Check Cantuās Twitter feed
woah
Shitās so fuckin funny
yeah its just twitter beef
"uhmmmm ur a pedo!!"
"nuh uh, ur a racist!"
and then repeat this a bunch with no actual evidence for either claim
Pics i dont have twitter
what happened to you
you know what's even worse than this those "exposes" on people who are actually on the spectrum and never did anything besides being cringe and it's 50 minutes long and called like
"the descent of zelda40wings"
40wings
Fucking TurkeyTom
thats a lot
But yeah no making fun of people with legit mental health conditions just trying to live and shit is top cringe
Cantu beat him up lol
"this guy is so cringe and lame"
and until next time, leave me alone
I put leafy in the same category as that fucking shitass from drama alert
Whatever that bozoās name is
Leafy got bullied by yt
Deserved 
Yo mama
He did PokƩmon videos?
Yo mama
lol
"hey guys this is my 45th video about pokemon twitch girl but im just gonna tell you how to make a cool marianra sauce"
Joe?
yeah I get why dream is upset
Yo mama
getting beat up some by some VA
not just some VA
Bro legit got skill issueād irl, Iād be seething too tbh
Beat up? Physically or just some dialogue
Beat off
i guess twitter beef is fine for this
Yo mama
Yo mama
BlueGuy 
Yo mama
I side with Gumball Watterson
swearing the ears off an uber driver is classic famous behavior
"i was drunk and high my bad"
mainly because he can physically win
Yeah no donāt get me wrong shits fucked but
i think both are dipshits for arguing on twitter
over menial bullshit
you dont get anything for it
I donāt mind when itās for my entertainment
That last line is fire too lmao
I got my ass beat for doing that
Jesse thatās not the toaster
Jesse why the fuck is there jam residue in the VCR
Same lol
its a sandwich glovebox
it goes along with your fucking cup holder
Cup holder? Isnāt that for holding your d-
I have my hand for that
F
Why he
he was hungry, the VCR said he wanted a sannie
Undersš ±ļøandable tbh
He shrimply doing a sniff*****
Have u tried cutting ur tendons to lessen the pain
I like the theory that the sonichu amulet actually corrupts its wearer like Ice Kings crown.
the league team but it's all the freaks
Pamperchu, Daniel Larson, Chance Wilkins, and others
@midnight tree
Looks like an ex-friend I had back in high school. Dude was a piece of shit lol.
who?
Pyro or Seth
Seth, he's a funny baldman with music abilities
the british twink on the left is reaction channel Pyrocyincal dense man
idk
Blade from wish.com
I lost interest in watching his stuff
:/
idk, I watch Clawman Deadwingdork's live streams when he does the SPINNSPIIIIIIN for freaks and weridos to talk about
and he plays bass
š
Never heard of this guy I gotta check him out, that sounds interesting
luv me pyro slop
he does very early streams, West coast Canadanandnadnandandaa
Canadianustian
uhm
yeah
maan
Stroke?
a far relative ordered 2 pizzas for my birthday but the hospital staff had to throw it away
i hate when money gets wasted for nothing
U good? What happen why hospital
Pierre Trudeauās spirit will crawl into ur butthole
@fading shuttle and co rollin up to post frogs in offtopic
Best of luck hope u live ā¤ļø
Jealous ngl (genuinely hope you get better jokes aside)
Ass cancer? Skill issue
he's outside and drunk
oh god
there is harsh language on this downwards spiral of a human being
he hasn't lost his toe or leg yet
which is a fucking miracle still
Who is this man
Human detritus
Bro they kept it and ate it
OnlyUseMeBlade, Aka Brian Risso
Oh gosh
why'd they pick up a pizza from the trash
Is that like, the guy who on stream tried guilting his wife/girlfriend because they hadnāt had sex for months? I might be thinking of something else.
Decoy pizza box, they needed you to believe it
idk
no
Then Iām thinking of a different guy
yeah
this wiki is out of date
he used to do gaming video stuff
played COD4 using only a knife in matches and shit
Trolling in online games -> fucking up entire life on camera pipeline is so real
then he got into Keemstar early shit and Ice Posiden and shit then spirialed out to booze and is a full blown alchie
Wings of Redemption moment
Never seen a sadder man in my life
Though I donāt think he did trolling. Just played CoD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSUGr7hcBM On the flipside Youngsvlogs is chill dude
https://streamlabs.com/youngsvlog1
Always appreciated, never expected!
No refunds, although messages appear 99% of the time, no promises. Thank you for the support, we are truly grateful āļøš
Cashapp $youngsvlog (no alert on screen)
Amazon WishList (alerts won't appear on screen)
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2VHTTOZXBOD7H?ref_=wl_sh...
Damn do I want to know who that is
keemstar is legit fucking evil
š music and stuff
A sad human being.
Yeah I wanna see keemstar shoved thru a woodchipper on live tv
fucking real
FUCK that guy
Keemstar a bitch, fuck that guy
Throw in destiny, vegan gains and the amazing atheist for the quad kill
I do like the fact that destiny shits on Hasan
Aside from that Iād agree
Dunno who the other two are
hi @uncut obsidian
hi vladi
how is your colon
š¤Ø
madi was gonna have a colonoscopy or something
already had yesterday

Good
did they find treasure?
when are they operating on your polyps
They stuck a camera in your butt
nah i hid it in my lungs
polyp wasn't confirmed
what was the finding
Tummy hurt
suspected Crohn's disease
ayoooo
Permanent tummy hurt
Jokes aside. Sad news and I hope thatās not the final diagnosis.
Have a friend who has it, dude legit goes from fine to almost in tears in the snap of a finger and itās crazy.

this is sad
My ex had it and same
Itās so horrible to like witness
Diarrhea - all the time or at night;
intestinal bloating;
thirst;
vomiting.
Those never appeared for me
ohhh
I do not think that it's Crohn's disease
Literally half the symptoms not matching
I'll leave it to the medical staff on duty
they'll schedule u for another one
they'll do a histopath or something
Madi's butt funky
It's either Crohn or ulcerative colitis
i still think its a polyp
madi's 18th birthday gift went too hard

Donāt even wanna know tbh lmao
vlad got the same
jeff got double
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Brownie
triple
Triple cheemsbergor from macdonal?
triple taco
triple meat
5 guys destroyed Jeff's gut
Jeff is now Geoff
it was
What are your symptoms?
Gooff
Was kinda funny today, me and my roommate went to a pawn shop cause he wanted to look at guns. Iāve never held or shot a gun in my life. So anytime he was holding and feeling out one of the guns heād hand it to me, and Iād just kinda awkwardly hold it like a deer in the headlights. So I guess I held guns for the first time in my life today. Just never shot em.
then it was four
Don't be a wuss and shoot em
you should get a handgun for target practice
Shooty tubes are fun
or rent one at a range
He says heās gonna teach me to shoot sometime, cause I do plan on getting my own someday.
Based
Winchester 1895 is a cool gun
For self defense purpose

Ok but what gun do you want?
Prob just a peestol
research ones in ur price range
Be more specific so we can judge you
Luger
I mean, I know heās got a Glock
Berettas are nice
get a cz
get a 1911
He makes the joke that if I got one, then Iād be a trans gal with a gock and a glock. And thatās a funny enough joke to me that Iād consider getting a Glock lol.
g(l)ock
glock glock 9000
you bought one of those
you did
no
yes
Gock in the sheets, Glock in the streets
Maybe I'm weird for this but I don't like that Glocks don't have safeties on them
They donāt??? TIL
Empty the mag and the chamber
What is the backstory here
there u go
Rare pain that goes away after a minute and blood that appeared once like 2 months ago
irregular menses
madi you should use a bidet instead of toilet paper
your ass will stop bleeding
My in law hates having a unloaded weapon because in a emergency you don't have the time to load it but a safety switch is super fast
I mean for a pistol
sheeet, man that sucks
That's what he was talking about (he has a glock but wishes he had a different pistol)
My roommate just makes sure thereās not a bullet in the chamber when he carries it. Keeps a full mag in it, so all heās gotta do is pull it out and rack it. Is what heās told me anyway.
1911 with a bigger magazine
baltics is basically eastern europe so it's true what you say, though i often feel like people dig their hole themselves too much
.45 is all you need
True but gun safety says don't trust someone to say it you need to always assume it's loaded and chambered
hey, Madirex. happy bday š„³
Tru
Idk if Iāll ever get a permit cuz I live in fucking MA
Nice to have friends who can let me shoot theirs on their property once in a while tho
Oregon best state
Ya used to live in WA, loved oregon
Oregon was pretty lax too for gun laws
Oooo what makes Oregon good?
I got another friend whoās got a large collection of guns, so potentially I could probably get the experience of shooting multiple types in if he wanted to go out.
also perfect setting for a horror game
That sounds like a fun time honestly
oregon is weird
This is the way to go
Always have experienced friends guide u thru the process
I wish
do you wanna live in homo oregon or redneck oregon
ok but what makes Oregon so good tho?
redneck
The three west coast states are so funny man
WA is seattle + meth country
OR is portland + horror film set/wannabe rednecks
CA is justā¦CA
oh ok i can't join u they will shoot me there
they won't
How many reasons do they have for shooting u
I'll shoot them first
they'd shoot me in homo Oregon
naw
There are def more guns in homo oregon than redneck oregon
thgat cant b real
also i made a discovery
if u swallow ice cream without letting it sit in ur mouth
I've always wanted to travel around to different states to see which one I like the best
ur throat gets cold!!!!
and u catch a cold
Come to New England, we have good Italian subs, winding roads that make no sense, hiking trails in dense woods andā¦nothing else really
I live in Kansas. Luckily people are pretty live and let live here. For the most part, some of the small towns not so much
Same
I'm in Mississippi and it fucking sucks lol
I gotta live next to watah
i need to smell water when it rains or i'll be sad
driving distance
Come find me 
Bro get the fuck out lmao
Anywhere but there
don't you'll nvr be seen again
IM TRYING but to what state 
Really depends
If you REALLY want something completely different both culturally and socioeconomically, northeast
At least I wonāt have to pay bills
I like it here tbh, could always be better but at least weāre not florida or wyoming
I donāt have to imagine 
Itās nice hereā¦sometimes
you are probably 6 hours away

In Midwest u could drive 6 hours and still be in the same state I feel like
didn't mean you meant @zealous remnant
So Iām guessing youāre in one of the bordering states then
You think I have the funding for a lair?
Lair

that's s o cool
i would like a telescope but i live in nyc
Dragons lair
There are places upstate that r nice for staring at stars
for sure
sometimes i see rly cheap real estate in the hudson river valley
and i consider it
but i can already go up whenever iwant to
I wanna retire to a lakefront property at Adirondack
Man Iām jealous
:) i hike in the palisades every fall
Yoo thatās a VIBE
sometimes i even pick up walnuts
Look, Iām a high maintenance gal. I need a comfy bed and diverse entertainment, pros is I can eat the same meal till the day I die so I guess you save on food.
I did that w my roommate when we lived in LI
I'm a NEET soooooo
yeah
diverse entertainment = laser on wall
This is true
u lived here? wew
Sis is a cat?
In LI for a while yea
We paid 0 in rent cuz it was a house his family wasnāt using soā¦worth
Vlad owns a sucky sucky 5000
that sounds great
Canāt even take me to chipotle smh. Not worth donāt try to find me.
Oh best year of my life for damn sure, then I came back to MA for work and college 
smell the sulfur of the greyest body of water, the long island sound š¤
(What the fuck is a NEET, I know it means like jobless or something)
I lived on the south side but yea, LI sound is crazy
same thing
Feel like youād find whole new fish species in there
probly
Not in Employment or Education or Training I believe or some shit
i found a crab once with a really huge claw
F
Did u consume it
he was not over the size limit
Not in Employment, Education, or Training
my excuse is Traumatic Brain Injury with other head injuries
I keep forgetting this is a thing for fishing and shit
why would i want to play the game when i can just do it irl
Aw well now I feel bad for being mean to you. Hecc.
I have job and I go to school but my sleep schedule is that of a NEETās does that count
yeah you're awful
Giving myself the cement shoe treatment as we speak
Smh stop being so rude to people
The what
It doesn't work
Ahhhh
Just wrap ur legs in chains
Sis iron maidened herself
interesting
Takes 2 long to cure cement so it ruins the mafia style

I mean u could prob find more guns in the Hudson than there are guns in all military bases on the east coast
Mafia mfs went hard
I tried living a normal life, worked as a machinist, but the last injury was a bit too close to dying again so now I'm on disability
What happened?
Lathe incident?
I donāt think thatās NEET. You canāt help it.
two types of google reviews
I mean. I guess it is NEET. But NEET sounds like mean terminology to me. I dunno.
I had a couple grinding wheel incidents
Iām really sorry to hear that bro
perfectly valid statement that
What you takin material off of?
the big TBI was from being shot in the head about 5 years ago
the last injury happened when i was cutting back a weld so the cut was rough, I was looking at the digital read out so i didn't go back too far and the tool post handle vibrated over and struck the jaw and broke off. the handle struck my head
Dang that one must've sucked
Goddamnā¦
Iām too much of a desk monkey to understand what yāall saying but Iāve always thought working with machines and welding and shit is so fascinating
Wait was being shot in the head not work related then? What caused that if you donāt mind me asking.
could've been worse but the safety guy put down that I left it in the open position despite me telling him that it had vibrated over. I didn't catch what he wrote down and I signed the incident report while under the effect of a concussion and was let go from employment
unrelated
just unfortunate circumstances on that one
i wish the safety guy a very pleasant torture
Holy fuck man. Did you ever think about suing for work injury comp?
Yea
Fuck the safety guy fr
Oh
what
No
Do you have Tarkov installed
im not playing now
Damn
i am playing condition zero deleted scenes
Swag
Playing with Deez nuts
Harharhar
im going to show all my filipino friends the 2nd mission
yes but I signed that paper and it made it difficult to do something about it. I haven't recently looked into it since I'm waiting on things to settle down and piece things back together
What parts did you make while being a machinist? I know for a very brief amount of time I was doing aircraft manufacturing, fucking hated it, and left. So Iāve spent minimal time in a blue collar job.
A lot of the parts I made were for vertical line water turbine pumps
Yeah no this can be rough, but from my understanding is that if you can get a doctor to testify under oath that you were not of sound mind, it could be helpful. I donāt work with workplace injury law but I helped a friend recently look into it after he lost his finger working at the mechanic
Hope you have a terrible time
This is kind of a catch 22 situation tho because of what the fucking safety guy did
Lineshaft, lineshaft couplers, brass bushing bearings, custom parts, impeller sleeves
Can't wait until that game is dead and buried
it really is. Now that I've had Social Security declare me disabled I'll be looking into it again in the next couple months. Alternatively, the attorney I talked to suggested the "discrimination against disabled person" route
I can fix that
good luck with ur lawsuit
Iād definitely trust your attorneyās judgment on that one.
Also I was gonna say if you had a doctorās report from the time of the incident it could go a long way in getting that paper u signed dismissed for the purposes of getting workers comp. Cuz that shit is just fucked, you were not of sound mind under no fault of your own and it sounds like he made u sign it when u shouldnāt have
But yeah man, best of luck with everything fr. For whatever itās worth from a stranger in the discord server Iām rooting for ya and I hope all works out
Same
Iāll ask my friend in CT what happened with his finger case, each state has diff laws but if I hear anything interesting Iāll ping/DM you
Brain fart going from shitposting to wholesome is a wonderful site to behold
And then right back to shitposting
youre right, it kinda fell of
bring it back to shitposting guys
the company my dad worked with had an accident that killed 1 of contract worker. they couldn't afford extra costs for safety stuff being tightened (due to the accident) and went bankrupt
seems like your former employer tried to save their ass by ditching you

Some of you may think of me as a schizophrenic shitposting nut case, but I hope you also think of me as a friend :3
I don't know you.
jesse what the fuck are you talking about, one of the people present is a furry
what morals
you are exiled so i think of you as a criminal
surely
Kolerder_furry_confession_4k_bosnian_subtitles.mov
I read this as animal abuse and I was likeā¦
Admins, animals, same thing really
and you were excited
anyway i hope you're doing fine. maybe you can find something to do in your unemployment (like learning to code) so you dont go crazy
Iām not Welsh or kiwi, sorry
HEY 
Do Javascript (this is a lie, donāt fucking touch JS)
What have you done
killed a man
more morals than other channels
Just make unity games 
nah you should learn javascript. then learn typescript. typescript is where the real shit goes down
Frogs?
No
Freddy?
Edging exile
i work on a class based react code (very old) with absolutely 0 documentation for 2 yrs, and im still holding on
This, was shit postin, then was trying to be genuine cause I realized the fun was over, Got bonked anyway. Oh well.
Explen typescript like I'm a 4 year old
Respect man
Godspeed you fucking trooper
U def caught skom on a bad day I feel like heās normally not this anti-fun
(Unlike josta cough)
its javascript with types and just in time error checking. you get errors before you run the code (like grammar errors in ms word)
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ

Rockwell Automation Ladder Logic
Oh that's cool
wait you volunterily refered to your tomfoolery as āfarting brainā? 
no wonder youre here now
š ±ļø arting š ±ļørain
I was recruited, only following orders
š ±ļøeter
A good soldier follows orders
You were a conscript. See the red name?
its a small company and they are all very nice. progress was extremely slow since i have 0 exp on react native, but they kinda tolerate it. plus, i can study on my IT bachelors degree at the same time
Thatās some nice perks
wfa too
W job and W company, thatās very nice man
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Even bigger W
Youwll newver knoww
yeah i know i gotta hold on and face the spaghetti code 
Then we put you in the mason
For perks like that Iād pick up cosci again ngl
No, I demand sweet treats and caffeine and then Iāll talk
kiss my ass
š«
š«š¬āļø
i found out that sometimes blind optimism is always better than being realistic. why? because in this field, the impostor syndrome is permanent
you just gotta push no matter what
Delight?
Yea that dude
!delight
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AHHHHH Iāve never heard anything more real than that last part
Brb imma kill Delight
And the number is 0
its bcs you're always learning new things, since the field is very broad. impostor syndrome is a mandatory byproduct. if you dont get it then you're doing things very wrong 
where were you when Delight was kill?
I was home playing Kenshi when phone ring
Delight is kill
no
Yeah my self esteem was never as fucked as when I was doing cosci
Same
fair tbh, its very hard to regulate your emotions when you face the unknown unknowns
Permanent idiot brain makes it hard to play cool games like that sometimes
Its fine i snitched that you snitched that hes guilty
but the beauty of programming is you can pick it up anywhere anytime, you dont need uni. as long as you want it, you can get it
now were all guilty
Iāve been playing Signalis. Good game.

Iām too young for jail
Nuh uh
Youre already in it
Bro my Python professor used to shame us publicly for stupid mistakes weād make in our assignments lmao, and my TAs were assholes
Girlbossed too close to the sun
Yeah I genuinely think if I just learned coding on my own time I wouldāve stuck w it
We all know brainfarters hate the sun
when the AI paths your party through a lake of acid in Deadlands on your way to Black Desert City scraphouse
I feel incredibly uncomfortable
Chum muncher
me when unsuspecting prey
what the fuck he should be fired immediately lmao
@weak jackal
Yeah bih has like a 1.9/5 or some shit on ratemyprof
jeeezus im surprised no one assassinated him yet 
My Sec+ instructor is a really old guy whoās fucking hilarious but also kind of intimidating.
Weird combo
im glad i never really get a completely shitty profs in my 7 semester of uni
Whatās sec+
cybersecurity i assume
Dude the moment I switched to humanities all my professors were just great
Yeh
It was weird
Old cybersec guys know their shit
Cybersecurity
Same with old IT guys that aren't still in IT
I was gonna say
Old IT guys are
Like they have their own intimidating/aloof/etc vibe
they have seen shit
@fading shuttle where'd your frog posting go
"Who up playing with they worm" posting
Absolutely. Dude kinda hints that he did some sus shit back in the day, so it also makes sense that heās really paranoid about security and basically gave everyone a good long talk on why you should never use chrome, shut off netbios over TCP/IP, etc etc.
Taking notes
i use firefox, is that okay 
i think his cybersec skills allowed him to fuck around more, and lord he found out big, very big
google's proprietary shit is too sus
Wonāt touch edge or chrome with a 10 ft pole though. Shit sucks.
even their open source projects
i use grapheneOS on my pixel or i wouldnt be touching an android phone
Chrome especially, website is basically grabbing everything you do.
Iāve been using a super old version of FF from oldversions for years now 
Once my iPhone kicks it Iām gonna do this too
Chromes a resource hog cause itās too busy sending data to like 9 separate servers so they can try to advertise irrelevant shit to you. Terrible browser, donāt use. If you use Iāll shame you.
Anyway
so thats why 
I swear to fuck the chrome extensions store is just a cyber version of the white van with ācandyā written on it in black
chrome witnessing me abuse the ai to generate porn
It sucks cause all the users at work use chrome and edge for their web browsers. Like bro weāre a law firm, letās not. But sadly canāt really force them not to.
bill gates remote accessing my hard drive to get permanent brain damage
sneak to office at 2am and delete chrome from all the computers
Omg my lawyer boss constantly has 50+ chrome tabs open on his laptop
Like at all times

i dont get ppl who has like more than 20 tabs open
its basic digital hygiene
I mean bro leaves his phone unlocked with NDA documents open and in full view when clients are in the room and heās not
i think my friend is far worse. he has 200 tabs open on his safari Iphone
I would like to choke this man
WHAT THE FUC
you can choke me
Lmao heās actually rly nice and rly cool to work with but
the close button is almost nonexistent
Yea
I will uwu

Idk why but this msg pressed play on Animals by Maroon 5 in my head
lmao
Iām sure he is, toughest thing Iāve learned outside of class is that security in all levels is nowhere near where it should be on a lot of things. Physically and cyber.
And taking a cybersecurity class makes me like ābro what the FUCKā constantly
Way too real, it makes no sense
just dont ever put on make up next time 
Yeah must be fucking miserable to deal w all that damn
Cause cybersecurity likes to paint a perfect world of how these infrastructure should be set up for maximum security.
i wish i had a proper cybersec class
But in the real world, thereās no such thing
none of our lecturers know enough stuff
Every week we have to do a presentation over a recent cybersecurity breach that occurred within the last month
Itās pretty eye opening that even some of the biggest industries are so prone to these things.
Man weāre fucked if we ever piss off China too much
most important places do lack in physical security
most hacks these days are largely around social engineering
I mean, eh, weāre under attack from state actors all the time involving Russia and China.
Yeah Vermont had their entire power grid knocked out at some point in the past 2 years (allegedly) by china
Yea, phishing is a bitch and it sucks cause it only gets more clever.
Anyway, imma shift topics cause I get overwhelmed by the fact of āthe internet is the fucking Wild West and Iām just an amateur little piss ant in the middle of it allā
arent we all
Internet is the Zone confirmed
Real
Jesus fucking Christ I started playing gamma almost three months ago?????
I hate this
Time needs to slow tf down
idi komne
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Name of my punk band
So tired but I know that as soon as my head hits that pillow Iāll be wide awake again
hi
the space is infinite
and we're nothing compared to the size of it
just close ur eyes and try
Hey youā¦youāre finally awake
fake
not UN recognised
Good life
Makes it more true
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Juliette
@odd sail
@past nacelle
Cute name
no
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Sundevil


I was going to lament the fact pale moon died
hihihi
hihihi
I can hear this stupid sound in my head
racism maker

jesus fucking christ
This reminds me of when this Chinese washing machine company or some shit made a commercial where they put some black dude into the washer and he came out looking like a fucking kpop idol
Casual racism but they don't know the difference so
Nah like
Chinese people are RACIST racist
But in my exp itās more that theyāre curious racist than afraid racist
If that makes sense
Rather curious racist than beat up on the street racist
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