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syno_1, your new nickname is Boots
High Octane π
brainfart
I have been looking for some sort of floating plastic shape for my aquarium to control floating plants
but all the aquarium-specific stuff is overpriced to shit
I have unlocked the secret search term to save money

the original was funny

It's annoying how certain things you need an in depth knowledge of search terms to find stuff that is good for an affordable price
any item marketed to a niche hobby is likely overpriced as hell compared to general-public alternatives
after spending like an hour trying to find if they make o-rings and plumbing gaskets that are hollow I remembered the carnival game ring thing and struck gold
I did find hollow o-rings but shit only gets sold in super-bulk from manufacturers as far as I could tell
found another place to vent about this 
Ye
Also, stop hiding 
LOL
Did you listen to the shit i've sent you couple hours ago? 
what u mean the wannabe skinwalker logo

if you mean that then yes, i have listened
agreed
wow ur really not austists
Non autistics should be exiled from brainfart
Yes
And we autists should all wear a symbol on our arms
Maybe somehting like this?
im not asperger bruh

im a sociopaht
You know, i went through two chats to find this place and i didnt even post what i meant to.
I truly am home.
you cant level up here lol
Why level up when i can rot into the ground?
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5xuhAXZpZNn4gk_0QZX_iMLi-nj-Nv6H?si=TT_Oek7Lox7pwoyE enjoy brethren and sistren
11 seconds Β· Clipped by General_Kerfluffle Β· Original video "Finding CRACK" by DEFI BRILATOR

Time to disassociate
Every time I see this logo or its related puzzle pieces I can't not think of that horrid Chica image

If you know you know
*furher
nah its a figure head
arent those the mfers who convinced themselves they can cure autism

Can't fix what's already perfect
average billionaire
I am perfect
NTs get on my level challenge
we will rise up
(impossible)
bro i stg every NT i meet has no inner monologue
they got that empty brain stare
Hi Ezoni RoboBoy Hi FuckinSki
not sentient ass
"ah yes i will go to work and do my taxes"
I will often laugh out loud due to a funny thought in my head
And everyone around will give me a funny look
The first time this happened, the following conversation revealed to me that NT people don't have anything interesting going on in their heads
Wait a fucking minute did I just find out I'm autistic 
dude you are in the GAMMA discord
we're all autistic
is being autistic a crime ?
where illegal
me neither, fuck that car
True
idk 
brazil
iran prob
People in here will be surprised to find other people here talking about enjoying games that they themselves also enjoy
(Kenshi, SS13, other games reveiwed by Sseth)
They're surprised that in the server filled with enjoyers of an autism game (GAMMA), everyone talks about autism games
Kenshi lmao
i bet you only play that game cuz you think esata will give you a crumb of pussy
If I'm being perfectly honest, I don't enjoy Kenshi
Despite my autism, I don't have the patience for it
Same goes for SS13 and Dwarf Fortress
if you dont have the patience for it then do a solo run lol
or set up in a hostile area
constant action
I always see people make the mistake of setting up somewhere "safe" in kenshi
all ur doing is ensuring your fuckers stay low level and you stay bored
ramming your head into a problem only to get beat to shit is how you're supposed to play the game 
I am back from my hunt.
No deer for me, but both my cousins, who had never had a successful hunt, got one
So that's all I needed to see 
That is all. I must sleep now.
Iβm having a tech support issue how to I get out of this shitty room
Busyhands has spread
Slowly watching all the shows i was looking forward to watching taking the same multiverse storyline
You somehow get unexiled, that's how you get out
You belong here
This is your home
Why do you insist on leaving?
Settle down
Stay awhile
And just relax
Hah, exile
After all
Youβre never leaving

you don't

Forvever
I didn't make it. I just saved it.
Isn't that just a screenshot from The Simpsons?
Just trying to remember if the mistake was always there or if someone's fucked it up later
No idea.
Looks like someone fucked it up later lol
and now i have a new thing to hunt.
Look at my sleepy boy
I wanna go grab my headphones but they are all the way across the room
This looks like my work at a pizza place house in roblox when i was 13
Months ago I posted a really rough take of this on 4chan and I thought it was about time for a complete song.
Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisVoiceman
hiiiiiii
Cause busy hands spread to all my wuicksaves and I had to do some coder shit to fix it
Made in Unreal
Shoutout to Chris Voiceman for the original NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN. Check him out if you haven't: https://youtu.be/C1Y_d_Lhp60
Why does every board other than /mu/ make good music
ayo
@odd sail hiiiiii
hi alex
Hi
hi
hiii
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Wine
sip on u
this is called a coke and death vacation
take out a massive loan and spend it all on hookers and drugs and then off urself before returning back
ew hookers annd drugs
its what people do in vegas
Rothschild loses money
do you live in vegas?

ive been there
unlucky
are all the hookers plastic bags in vegas
they go in plastic bags after ur done with em
all the amreica is plastic bags
or is that more california
hookers cant afford uhhh
need to chop them up into pieces before putting them in the bags
cursed
same thing

and then make your relatives suffer by them having to pay for that
no this is for the uhh
no relatives kinda guy
no connections or anything
meowmachine jumpscare
hiiiiii ily
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
white woman jumpscare
im hispanic

h i love you β€οΈ
Hi Ted Hi Meowmachine Hi Four Hi Wine
@heavy halo miss u
Smokers cough when they cough couggh when wheeze when they
thanks
we are eating good today
p!alex
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omg ur alive\
what exactly is this?
basiccly chicken on the bottom, then potatoes, then cheese
my mother made it
but she had to leave early
sounds good
The voices won't stop π


same braincell
if there are no voices they cant continue|
cut off your tongue and ears
-> 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa hi
omGGGGG!11!!!! thankie!11!1! :3 < 3333
Nows me dooii!i1i1i!
what
hi
aaaaa hiiii
hiiiiiiii!i!I!I!I!I11 >w<
what happened to you
memeg7837, your new nickname is Michel
nya :3 ?
My goals are beyond the reasoning and comprehension of you humans
guys
Continue to live in ignorance for it is all you exist for
:333 OMGIIII!1!!!
@past nacelle hai
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Natural
omg guys
ong that shit was intense when u got multiple orders
:3
!!!!!!! 0 w 0
@uncut obsidian lore
Owigionaw :3
fake
real
i never opened valorant in my life
madi respects himself, hew ouldnt do that :coipium:
and i never "e-slept" wtf
do you expect me to read that siht
forsen forsen forsen forsen
forsen forsen forsen forsen
Wespectabwe :3
speak english you fucking uneducated caveman
Nya >w<
Kill youself insolent human
My goals are beyond you
shitty tree
let the bitch with 20/200 vision read it to you then.
"I'd rather be secretly modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer over a year and a half time period in Granby, CO."
whats 20/200 vision
it means I can't see shit
how do i check my ivsion stat
at 20 feet, I see like i'm 200 feet away from the object
(γ οΉγ )
die
no
Β°Υ(αα£α)ΥΒ°
you die
I'm not legally blind but this explains it
Stop be mean!1!!
i dont
β’ΜοΈ΅β’Μ
get chomped on by a crocodile
yay im blind
i dont live in florida
how the fuck do u have all of these nuymbers
neither do crocodiles
(ββΈβοΌ)
everything lives in florida, crocodiles, dinsoaurs
Because 20/20 is standard
so you live in florida you composagnathus
sure but glasses degrade, your vision gets worse
how doy u know that all the time its 20/20 with glasses
it's good enough with glasses
guys what do you think of my 3d model of wednesday adams
idk maybe I'm 20/32.5956 with my glasses
i speedrunned from 0 to -3vision in ages 9-12
Thursday Adams

i was better than you when i was 12, noob
In the vast realm of nostalgia, where cherished memories reside, there exists a place that holds a special magic. A realm crafted pixel by pixel, where creativity knows no bounds and dreams take flight. It is a place called Minecraft, where hearts and blocks intertwine.
Close your eyes for a moment and journey back with me, to a time when innoc...

cirno microwave :OO
it didnt keep its form because its so soft
edates 
ew
whats that
i mean irl

yeah if you want to be obese it is
oh its not egg
ok then
sorry for saying its bad
why cheese
π» Cheese
true dat
do you consider it a snack or a full meal
full meal
idk if i should finish my ship in space engineers, paly sims or play rimworld
ur usch a nerd volt
i play commitment mode. its fun
i am 
check the description for commitment mode
made me laugh when i first saw it
i dont have any ideas for rimworld
and half of the time im stunlocked ,, wow i cant take most of this shit because the value increase of my colony will be fucking cancer ''
mmmm yumm slop thanks mom
weak mindset
look for custom scenarios on steam and download them
eh? where am
oh i found it
i prefer getting raided by 200 men because im mining oil
im doing ex-royal solo run with monoswords, golden throne and everything. wealth so high but im doing fine
im too dumb to mine oil
weird
it takes room temperature iq
its not about doing fine, i'm doing fine either way
its just the fear of not doing fine, everything increasing in pwoer and shit
Guys can I post a video of a car running and injuring but not killing a horde of angry civilians but then its okay since it cuts to Drive (2011) staring ryan gosling with Kavinsky's Nightcall playing in the background
hi quinn
are you gonna start hating goths now?
i killed 3 of my own colonists bcs they're such a fucking burden lmao
are they geologists?
because technically if i just take nothing from raids, burn everything, and take no loot then- well, my colony keeps building shit and getting stuff and progressing, most of the stuyff isnt that worth it
on my last save i was on like day 60 and i already had like 30fps ande verything was slow as shit
π«‘
Recharge the eels on the way 
If you think a lithium ion battery is enough to recharge an eel you need to go back to school
they need car batteries
eels need to recharge??
duhh
No it's true eels need car batteries
:3
Throw them in the ocean
real
why wont people just bait parts to the ocean to bait eels for them to have no power
: d
dunno
throw car batteries in to the ocean

no
that'll recharge them
we dont want that
make them powerless instead
why
I want that
save nature
save nature by mass homiciding humans and making them almost extinct, you wont do a thing by recharging a fucking eel
Fuck nature, I just want some poor fucker to get a jolt of his life swimming around the reef in scuba gear.
Why not both?
nu uh βοΈ π€ it makes them happy
goofy
what do i care about eels being happy
yeah, I'm not about happiness. Fuck them.
yeah!
Noodles of nature must be protected
I just need them to be recharged so they can make other people more unhappy.
Car battery throwing haters
Oh, I never said no to throwing car batteries.
heres a simpler version of that if its too complex for you
I just wanna do it for a different reason
toaster in bathtub
I agree with this
@solar obsidian
than I hate some of them
he is a geologist in disguise
its our tree
Im a tree 
oh him
what more is the to know
hes not a geologist
that what he wants you to believe

idk why hes pretending to be one

Im not
you are

thats what a geologist would say
a famouis geologsit
no
then fake
thats what a geologist would say
no proof means not real
lalala cant hear u ;3
do u think obsidian knives are cool?
no
too brittle
massive L for a kniv
:3
okay
No it was the sadness you realise when you think about that dogs or cats pets you had left alone in your fogotten world for so many years
they await your return
which may never come :3

what happened to you, tree...
this^
retarded duck
In my pursuit for knowledge i must see life from every point of view. even if they are the lowest of the low i must know all there is to know
whilst my goal may be unachievable my stubborness will not let me stop
why would u pursuit knowledge
so i shall continue to evolve and devolve untill my inevatable death as with all things
My end will come much like everyone else here but i still moove towards my goal
order thigh highs
; )
do it
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Temptress
w< you shouldiiiiiiiii ;3
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Owen
your way of speaking is somehow worse than maja's and meowmachine's combined
Great, Maja, mwadi, meowmachine and now the fucking tree
who's next? Ted?
ill move on dw ; D
Awful I know
it's not him
Next is falco
he's experiencing the no-life style
real
Literally not me
NOOO TREE DON'T GET RACIST
my next form?
give me a rundown of what u like
:3
You should imitate ryry
I expect to see anime women, vtubers and incest game
guys
hi madi
It's Ryan Gosling's birthday today
ryry
he's 43
hiiiiii vladi
let me cook
Finally someone noticed it's my birthday
kys
It's my birthday? Wow thanks guys for remembering!!!
noe
iem suggestions
I jus need this for a bit
true
thank you π
hey there
did he delete his socials
Now i must boilie people
wow so old
sadge im a capricorn, nobody useful is a capricorn
I .45 would look good in your scalp
More like cancer
@river robin, sue him for impersonation
Shut up bitch
@uncut obsidian, since the tree is cosplaying clownie, you might have to remove his reaction perms for the cosplay to land 
No i need to fish react myself
sacrifices have to be made
Fuck off asshole

yea but how can i count on others to follow the play

i cant be asking people ill jus do it my self so others can join in
excuses
no one loves you
sorry i dont speak moron
you are insecure of your treeness so you're mimicing a fish now
trees sure can't swim
1056106551
you wont when i tie a weight to your feet and throw you in a deep lake
yayyyyyyy
shut up idiot
i am more skilled than to die to that
oki
yea youd probably do the job yourself
so how is my ryrying so far
man only 0.3%???
π£
true kinda weird
Ill take that as a good score
wow no life π well done

Not a day goes past i dont think about it 
I like it
fuck off
cocksucker
cuntwalffle
The sheer inbreeding vibes i get from you are astronomical
ya, inbreeding your sister
you make billy bob bob senior junior the 3rd jelous
Man i feel bad for you 
got that Lil clussy
if thats what you want thats what you want
daummmm ohhh lala
Ayone can use some good clussy
Maybe i was wrong about you 
Good clussy brings everyone together
to get her
I was promised Ryan Gosling why is it just fish
idk
you can say this channel is pretty fishy

Except corals are animals
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Shania
vvinkomaddy, your new nickname is Proxy
well, i'm a server now
not very mobile
Happy birthday @ everyone
Look at the fucking channel name
God you are stupid can you not read? perhaps
photoshop master
fuck off
on that real spell type shit, we up living 1000 years in this bitch.
we collecting magic cutting straight to the spells
mmm my volkswagen beeetle's enginge is big
The philosophy iceberg explained, I hope you enjoy this video, itβs longer and edited less so let me know what you guys think. I also used a different microphone so what do you guys think? I also had limited time to make this and have been stressed and going through some stuff recently, so I apologize for any problems in the video. Thank you all...
yeah this test is absolute horseshit btw.
thats what an autist would say
thats what im saying, smartass
i'm autistic. test is horseshit
aha
thats what isaid
Wtf you want
my car is such a cutesie
is this my summer car
wow
Maja the fk is with the tires you making a dragster out of it?
π₯
its a shitty dragster
Idk if you people have Costco but man these slap so hard
no we dont
and no it doesnt slap hard
Shame
ur so american
I am. I'm your grandpa so you should know

Yes.
ok
@placid sail did that yesterday
Good.
wow
thats bigger than me
omg! i hab 25 score
that means i dotn have asperger
:Ez:

ughhhhhhhh idk what m ai suppsoed to do
wow so dumb
Just another one to my collection
waaaaaaaa what do i do
I don't think it's an iq test
I had suspicion of it, just never really bothered to test it
Ok back to bed now 
classic
Although some stuff might come from my ADHD
u sound even dumber trying to force everything and act like people ur not

Ryrymaxxing
?


It's a hitler painting
You can tell since he's awful at perspective. Look at the windows
oh
Actually π€βοΈ
why is it sad music then
hitler was the first thing i thought when they said artist and school in one sentence but why is it sad music

no? i just dont know why is it fuckign sadm usic
it doesnt fit in any way to the caption or anything
why would anybody cry after getting asked that question

pet deer
Real
iβm obsessed with this video
π 11395
thank you 
the onion video
usagi1030, your new nickname is Homerun
She needs to star in a movie with this guy.
Preferably in a bedroom scene.
Look man, all I'm saying is that Coca Cola man railing Pepsiwoman and busting a carbonated nut would make for an amazing video.
no, no, it's incompatible... It can't happen
Not with that attitude.
this has to be pinned
this has brainfart energy
these two brands have been at war for YEARS and you seriously think that them FUCKING each other will bring more money from pornography?!....that...is the most GENIUS marketing idea ive ever heard
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Bolton
Average experience by the way
You better wear jeans or something casual or youβll get piss took 
king george should have banned football
Hate fuck into toe curling orgasms always rakes in the cash.
true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wyX3jvRbSs @ruby minnow translate pls
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Twitch:
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#elraenn #elraen #twitch #twitchtΓΌrkiy...
white woman, burn her alive
cupkake went straight for his nips 
Imagine letting your dog do that instead of just calling me smh my head
This is what happens when you jerk off to too much hentai
Keep it in your pants, alex
You can't tell me what to do
Or worse, your gpu is dying
All my charts are available here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1OpZTpi2XjcxtZB7fJMrwda_ppg8KLymW?usp=sharing
(Any audio sync issues are only video based, the song is in sync in-game)
Very specific way of dying, turning off only 1 monitor
i think theres something wrong with ur computer
Yeah I could tell bro
It's possible, but probably just that specific monitor or maybe driver
Currently I'm digging through my boxes to find replacement cable and hoping that's it
Try using that monitor on another pc that will give you more info
yea that makes me doubt its the gpu
alex I think something's wrong with your puter
call it intuition

6 fish!
Feesh
i assume the second monitor is to the same pc
ask it nicely
Yee, but if it's running at different specs there's still hope of it just being a driver problem, but most likely cable or monitor itself
me personally I think it would be best to fix it
yes
switched ports, works fine, main doesnt
no matter the port
second always worked
aight, do you have another pc to plug the monitor into??
Oohhh or or, you could just unplug the video cable from the back and use the monitors settings menu as a test
If the monitors settings menu is also fucked then it's the monitor
the monitor turning on shows the AOC logo and it looks perfectly fine
Ok OK nice
It's looking like a cable replacement then, not too bad
I wish you well, Alex the pervert
Yar harrr me matey tharrr be no replacement cable
Time to spend
steal one from school
or uni
and then keep the faulty cable in place and say "sir that thing is broken"
I'd find the monitor manual online and see what it need, because there's different types of hdmi and display port
Or dvi-d if it was using that
Then yeahhh either steal one, or buy one online pal
Someone send something cringe, I wanna tell someone to kill themselves
This is perfect
that slap was so weak wtf
he's old
old people slap like a freight train
God no please dont send me to school anything but that
Not everyones granpa is a body builder
weak
Most old people i know will disintegrate if theres a slight wind
Some old people though are crazy ngl
My grandpa uses a knife as a backscratcher
same, don't know many hardy old folk either
Waking up with the flu be like
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and delayed
Keanu Reeves is a really horny
music: https://youtu.be/z0UfcyHxiBQ
#KeanuReeves #cyberpunk2077 #meme #compilationsy
the slap that reminded me of mom
mom||my||
embed fail
nvm discord fail
slow internet 
get them bullets out of my face silly
classic
yeah my brother is playing paintball with the boys so he cant come and give me his extra displayport to displayport cable for my monitor for the next 5 hours
ill probably just go and buy one
Good luck buddy perv Alex
I woke up to three billion pings in discord, and all of them are guys proclaiming they are autistic
not a single message from a sexy grill going "hello busy, I would like to suck your fat cock"
sigh
reality is often disappointing

hey
you know
nope
when they tried to name gaz, they wanted to write "gey" but they were on a qwertz keyboard

but I appreciate the politeness I guess
The hardest choices require the stongest wills busy
thanos taught me that
hello bussy
wtf this home of phobe wonβt let me suck his dick
can we ban this guy
Hows about 
no one wants to touch a furry
you 
you keep talking like that and I'll lower your autismo score to a normie level mr furry
minus 5 points to griffendor
Hello bz i would like 1 dicking pls
my side ho pho bo gets a pass
still wished you were a grill tho
Me too
shit
you've seen his assets
You know how expensive surgery is
with your assets, you just gotta cut your pp and you're done
you can just drive to thailand






