🎪bruh-fart

[fading cloud]

Damn fr fr

[atomic crane]

yeah yeah i awoke the horde of assholes with that one chat

[fading cloud]

Post apocalyptic fiction

[atomic crane]

i dont think ive ever seen "postapo" in my life it's always "post-apoc"

that c really makes all the difference

[upper axle]

TBH i really like Mad Max-esque postapocalypse media. Hokuto no Ken is peak in that variety.

"mad max but replace max with a REAAAALLY pissed off bruce lee with super kung fu that makes people's bodies explode and shit"

[fading cloud]

Mad max is literally you will eat ze bugs meme but in desert and with cars

[atomic crane]

into the badlands was an awesome post apoc tv show

it was fun

had cool characters and cool fights even if it had silly plotlines

[upper axle]

TBH i dont really like many post apocalypse media things that i've seen all that much.

[atomic crane]

i like most post apoc stuff

[upper axle]

STALKER i wouldnt really count as quite "post-apocalypse" because AFAIK outside of The Zone life is by and large pretty normal.

[atomic crane]

i prefer other stuff for depth of lore or depth of plot

ye if anything life outside the zone is better than modern

cuz artifacts

[fading cloud]

Yea but zone is growing so it bouta become post-apoc nay?

[atomic crane]

i dont remember the exact rate but it was slightly worrying wasnt it

[upper axle]

afaik thats more of a slow creeping death more than anything.

[atomic crane]

^

[upper axle]

it's concerning but it's not explosive

its not an apocalypse YET, and honestly i doubt it ever turns full apocalypse.

[eager igloo]

Gameplay is post apo though

[atomic crane]

i cant believe it

he said apo

[eager igloo]

Or gameplay-wise rather

[atomic crane]

guys it's apoc

[upper axle]

well yeah 'cause you're in The Zone, the area that is apocalypse esque

rest of the world's fine.

[eager igloo]

Literally never saw anyone write it as 'post-apoc'

[upper axle]

cant really call it "post apocalypse" if the apocalypse only happened in a small area comprising a portion of Ukraine.

[eager igloo]

It's always postapo

[atomic crane]

never once seen postapo until this very night

[upper axle]

thats more of a "this fucking sucks in this particular area" type thing. kinda like natural disaster areas.

[atomic crane]

how bizarre

[eager igloo]

It's morning silly

[atomic crane]

you have crippling brain damage

[eager igloo]

P!alex

[foggy mantle]

_ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1171873852721205298/ItsAlexAgain.png?ex=655e4392&is=654bce92&hm=ce1c69721670d66524e7fac8d1fe75ee5132c3c3f7c4e355f6ba6a05ad655fd2& @fading shuttle

[atomic crane]

i think we're attributing the entire "survival horror shooter" gameplay to "post-apoc"

[atomic crane]

i understood "V"

[river zealot]

i legit understood like 70%

[atomic crane]

nvm i heard capitalism

i understood that and "v"

[river zealot]

crazy how close slavic langueges are to eachother

[atomic crane]

meanwhile i speak no slavic languages but picked out "kah-pee-tahl-ee-zim"

[atomic crane]

after some thought i think i've deciphered the meme

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1172790656238891018/wWBdCFe.png?ex=65619969&is=654f2469&hm=126b75e5bfe01bfdd63ba0e6f733dfea6ed73a106faa7b82a3f988cf240ff3fd&

[atomic crane]

after drinking a little bit of bison vodka, you're like "i dont get into politics"

too much bison vodka

and you become obsessed with politics

just like jonathan silverhand

[river zealot]

yeah you got it western bro

[atomic crane]

[mint mist]

WHAT in THE fucking world is this dubbing 💀

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1172775781101998090/Flip-flop-criminal-tries-to-escape-and-is-mocked-by-the-police-1699681423094.mp4?ex=65618b8f&is=654f168f&hm=a6b4d26ee9edb8f40ef90480d73108ae0aa33e0173cc1455927caa539d4a7dcb&

[mint mist]

sounds like the island of failures or smth, total drama island dubbing

[atomic crane]

holy shit

at first he was like lol that was funny but then he entered his villain arc

[austere shadow]

Throw the little shit's soul out of his body

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_zKG7-DK3ZM?feature=share

COCKFISH

COCK FISH

[atomic crane]

anime in the video :(

[austere shadow]

[atomic crane]

i love motorcycles i admit it...

[runic kernel]

Hi Window Hi kokopelli Hi Barbie

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/377915708710977540/1046231396475207772/takeo.gif

[remote vine]

gm

[atomic crane]

holy fuck.,.

its him

gamma

the mod pack

taken human form

[remote vine]

Okay time to change name

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Rafael

[mint mist]

aaaaaaa my sim is so fucking cuteeee heehee;3c

[glad carbon]

the onaly "nyanners" i care about is sea nanner

[mint mist]

i will

[atomic crane]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/045/705/therotconsumes.jpg

[atomic crane]

you are cringe and your jordans are fake

[atomic crane]

true...

[odd sail]

What up shitasses

[dreamy flax]

Warned buttnimbus for: don't post your sex toys here please, thanks
Warning: 1

[river zealot]

legit 1984

[odd sail]

@uncut obsidian post your sex toys

[uncut obsidian]

no thanks

[odd sail]

i feel bad for the cucumbers in your fridge

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Picture

[uncut obsidian]

i don't have any

[odd sail]

because you cooked them

[glad carbon]

the sharpies in the drawer

[odd sail]

the test tube in the chem lab

[carmine crown]

You guys wouldn't get it🚬

[glad carbon]

ew

[odd sail]

your foreskin is now bacon

[glad carbon]

now ur science projects are gonna smell

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LEQ2h_V1fz0

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/war-is-coming-cat-of-war-cat-cats-gif-10315471693685787999

[oblique spire]

AVerage day down under

(Can confirm for i am australian)

[queen forum]

do you have a pet spider?

https://tenor.com/view/scary-spider-halloween-spider-tarantula-tarantula-spider-giant-spider-gif-23636700

[oblique spire]

No

Im not fucked in the head

[queen forum]

not a real aussie then

[oblique spire]

Says you

[queen forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/497814416755261456/1171069913402708048/1050657232389414952.gif?ex=655b56d8&is=6548e1d8&hm=53804d5395ff78cc772a76a1361a35e5f202ce12cbe501805899464dd9112cc1&

[odd sail]

tfw no pet kangaroo as a form of transport

[carmine crown]

Errmm, NSFW??

[odd sail]

if there's anything i want to visit in australia it's the dead centre

having barbie with the dingos

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[odd sail]

i mean sit in its pouch

[oblique spire]

"Having barbie"

[queen forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114231072973140142/1140037122775060640/togif-7.gif

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/talk-lizard-ironic-gif-25847938

[oblique spire]

What are you giving birth to her or something

Didn't think so

[odd sail]

i am shitting barbies

[oblique spire]

No, you're just a schizophrenic asian femboy

[odd sail]

you're the chinese immigrant with a restaurant in melbourne

[glad carbon]

you should stop sticking em up there

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975981372801941564/1056778134801879090/1672025812426654.gif

[queen forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975981372801941564/1056778134801879090/1672025812426654.gif

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108837875715420190/1126218337920233533/ezgif-5-49e05e92c3.gif

[oblique spire]

Thats false

[odd sail]

nuh uh

[oblique spire]

YOURE the chinese immmigrant talking about "Having barbies with the dingos"

[eager igloo]

!fiction

[oblique spire]

Nah don't wanna hear it mr. immigrant

[glad carbon]

ill piss ur pants

[eager igloo]

P!fiction

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1145074794300190861/Fiction.mp4

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/splunger-isopod-rolly-poly-pill-bug-meme-gif-2092182872017611564

[eager igloo]

Why can't we just have those on one bot

This is dumb

[remote vine]

p!lemon

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1094226957044023306/trim.DD48EFD9-2B0F-401E-BF21-5FA6EC0856E3.mov

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Figaro

[remote vine]

guess I'm french now, shit.

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Mighty

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Giraffe

[odd sail]

pawoooooo

[slate crown]

p!pizza

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1172201126590955530/RDT_20231025_231316_96x170.mp4

[slate crown]

p!shutup

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1096061176888176650/Y2Mate.is_-_Shut_Up_Bitch_The_Rock-V9O94UTDAJQ-480p-1655251995364.mp4

[glad carbon]

u got a long neck

[odd sail]

i met a real giraffe once

[glad carbon]

cool

[odd sail]

i told him the same thing, he took my cheetos

[glad carbon]

fat fuck

[upper vapor]

Did you steal it's neck?

[odd sail]

would you break a giraffe's neck or his back

[upper vapor]

Why not both?

[odd sail]

did you know decapitating mike wazowski is the same as cutting his limbs off

[upper vapor]

No, that's quite the revelation for me actually

[narrow lotus]

Bro someone put No Russian on a TV in the tech store

[oblique spire]

Based.

[odd sail]

still better than the new no russian mission

[glad carbon]

lmao

[narrow lotus]

Yeah

That tv is almost 2 grand btw

[glad carbon]

put it on repeat

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078654495787077672/1160952067842650243/ezgif.com-crop_1.gif?ex=653687de&is=652412de&hm=ef7b189ec1c6ffb10254ad4ce4623a986ca53d2751a1672384d1b7790d7f543f&

[crimson flame]

who?

[river zealot]

a friend of mine

[crimson flame]

i thought its nota

[crimson flame]

also dota is good game

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus

[crimson flame]

when you stare into the void

it kisses you

😳

[crimson flame]

worse yet, someones bird said something "help me please" in adult female voice while sobbing, and this guys neighbor actually called the police on him

[crimson flame]

silly void

[uncut obsidian]

but like it had to learn that from someone

so there was an adult female saying "help me please" in that house

[crimson flame]

probably learned from shows on tv

[uncut obsidian]

that would probably have to be the same show on repeat 10 times

[midnight tree]

just an avid enjoyer of womanly suffering

[crimson flame]

https://youtu.be/elPOqwA4SA4?si=NZI4Ake_qhKJfYjA

[stone blade]

\

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Hotred

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1172541736178962502/seggs_bijou.mov?ex=6560b196&is=654e3c96&hm=12850d7fe450781360d4aad17d03db091deff682c69b1f1c69e3d5dda2e123ce&

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Lickme

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780899378415927375/1156588104644300951/mcarthurgato.gif?ex=6515841c&is=6514329c&hm=5ba6c5dec4978bdd9e3c515cbf3bfbce81d0cc8dbf5898961794c0b8cc151e63&

[open turret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tail-gif-20697069

[open turret]

hii >-< delight

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621681141661040650/1171736384999006238/Screenshot_2023-11-08-04-12-09-420_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg?ex=655dc38b&is=654b4e8b&hm=f24ce90c36a04c3aa89d25ce997cf30e81784aadaebce330004149a445de3ee0&

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hey hey

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

please rename #🎪bruh-fart to #antivtuberfart, thank you 🤝

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/splunger-isopod-rolly-poly-pill-bug-meme-gif-2092182872017611564

[fading shuttle]

Nope

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171507084127371305/1172663129478529165/trim.7bidentrump-03BD-4B84-985D-F56FFEDB373D.mov.mp4?ex=656122a5&is=654eada5&hm=5ea24f9dc661f2487c63ffe3d1fbdd9cce2d0f824a0a399f0eaf1cf89f5b81ce&

[grizzled meadow]

This is too good to be seen with such shit quality

Give me a sec and I'll send the original

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969171920195039242/1154008596389036103/attachment-1-1.gif

[river zealot]

alo falco

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cat-hi-cat-ruocgiff-gif-25157229

rename #🎪bruh-fart its not friday anymore

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-simulator-osaka-simulator-azumanga-daioh-gif-26879075

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FFGAVKp-Cbo?si=YkphKXaM7nS_mWla

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[placid sail]

fuck you

boss I'm

late I'm late I'm late I'm late

oh hey, tree man is alive

[placid sail]

I see

you're continuing to decompose

[pastel quartz]

Meme backlog

[pastel quartz]

I have 80+ things I need to dump here over the span of the next few days

I need to meet my quotas or my boss will kill me

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com/movies/Consequential+bridged+oddball_370615_11054297.mp4

[upper axle]

you might enjoy the slight edit i made to this

[placid sail]

hell yeah pearl jam

[placid sail]

unfortunately, I'm currently mostly hairless

but I appreciate the flattery

[dreamy flax]

@tough flower (hamedrame) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Yelling racist slurs in VC

[somber warren]

average VC moment

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus ruining the fun smh

[placid sail]

VC is the wild territory of gamma

[solar obsidian]

gamer moment

[uncut obsidian]

can't even let people race for a bit

[solar obsidian]

real

[uncut obsidian]

he was probably winning, too

[narrow lotus]

we do not allow people to express themselves here , 1984

[somber warren]

🏎️

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

i heard @heavy peak is racist
he likes racing games a lot

[placid sail]

by banning racism, you're opressing the culture of many brainfarters

smh iedy

hate crimes

[solar obsidian]

im offended that i cant be racist

[somber warren]

literally racist against racists

[uncut obsidian]

are people who watch car races called race-see-sts?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[river zealot]

hello the one who shall not be named

[narrow lotus]

hello ban evad- i mean , Lickme

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/снайпер-sniper-scope-fire-shot-gif-16969497

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172320097600286770/image0-43-1-1-2.gif?ex=655fe32b&is=654d6e2b&hm=8adab7e475cde1a8c9338ddadc7d0479c894fc1016ab0dd9bfe1af363dffd8b7&

[placid sail]

have you mods seriously started deleting meth recipe memes

[open turret]

can confirm

[somber warren]

I'm over here racing my racecar I got fuel in my car right now. I'm just racing my shit I'm racist as fuck man I'm gonna win like for real.

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz await the court's decision on one of your last posts.

[placid sail]

meth recipe memes were okay even during aldourien era

are you guys all glowies now

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-its-wednesday-dont-forget-to-be-yourself-jerma-slay-gif-26287606

[uncut obsidian]

prove it

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow

[river zealot]

nobody will know

[lunar brook]

touch bible

[odd sail]

aldo the apache

[slate crown]

touch air

[open turret]

get a gp

[grizzled meadow]

It's true, we had like 1000 memes of that shit, worth of having the name in the channel description

• not our fault if Elon decided to call the fucking AI "Grok"

Like come on now

[placid sail]

see?

fucking madi trying to gaslight me

[grizzled meadow]

No no it's totally true

[placid sail]

so is it illegal now too?

[pale ingot]

literally 1984 dude

[solar obsidian]

now probably yes

[grizzled meadow]

I hope not

[pale ingot]

cant even teach brainfart how to make meth

[placid sail]

justice for my boy tree man

[uncut obsidian]

who says it's the reason the meme is "bad"

it's about the meth recipe

[river robin]

Does that mean I can post the multiple improvised weapon memes I have?

[placid sail]

(you'll be able to ban him anyway later when he completely lose it and post something truly vile)

[solar obsidian]

yesn't

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know, just throwing guesses

[slate crown]

i shall break bad

[solar obsidian]

dont, they make meth

[slate crown]

[pale ingot]

the kid named bad

[slate crown]

waltuh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-wite-waltuh-walter-white-srusik-hrusha-gif-3828607529002453760

[slate crown]

no cocc in my ass waltuh

[slate crown]

walmart mr breast lookin ahh

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282269240461885440/1141099905167917077/Screenshot_20230815-230232.jpg?ex=655d0d1a&is=654a981a&hm=04defefdaf446a2546cd0848185750cdc00f60564086f0da7bcf44639925dbd3&

wtf is kd-11

[solar obsidian]

kiss deez

[placid sail]

petition to kill tree man again

[slate crown]

yes

we need more land space

[solar obsidian]

meth memes bad, mr. moderator, mute him 🫵

[placid sail]

I got a glock in my rari

[slate crown]

im trying to post that video but discord is being cunt

[open turret]

kiss deez?

[solar obsidian]

nuts

https://tenor.com/view/ha-haha-got-em-gotcha-gif-27574568

[pastel quartz]

Real

[pastel quartz]

Also real

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/815237494852681759.gif?size=48&name=CryingMan&quality=lossless

[slate crown]

@placid sail check out my step bros fat ass pussy (foot for scale)

[slate crown]

he's AT LEAST 18 kilos

[placid sail]

oh no

[slate crown]

maybe more

[placid sail]

did they fucking chopped his tail

[slate crown]

he was a stray

[placid sail]

ah

lost it in the battle with monkey kind

[slate crown]

forcefully entered my step bros house one day and now he's a perma resident

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

chosen by the cat

chonkers are fun

[slate crown]

he looks beeg and intimidating but he's such a dopey sweetheart

[solar obsidian]

enters the house and asserts dominance

[open turret]

||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1172821062757666846/SPOILER_20230321_233815.jpg?ex=6561b5bb&is=654f40bb&hm=fe2228da038cb611d9171fc3952537005cdf95b09ac338c48f396a6d122c8d48&||

[slate crown]

got allergy problems tho, he's sensitive to smells

[placid sail]

I once got high on weed to the point of losing an ability to move, and a fat ass cat of a girl I was smoking with layed on my chest

it was both comfortable and suffocating

[slate crown]

anything can trigger his sneezing fit

[placid sail]

wait who

stepbro or cat

[slate crown]

siiick

[open turret]

my honest reaction

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1172879607704326164/1673162377350.mp4?ex=6561ec41&is=654f7741&hm=2bf7814276f3102b74b16a40ab75d48ac984fd9385e5584b89102d2adb5c2261&

[slate crown]

cat

[placid sail]

hehe

[slate crown]

im the only one in the whole family to actually have a cat allergy

which is bullshit

[placid sail]

cats sneeze in a funny way

[slate crown]

fuck you god

[solar obsidian]

real

[slate crown]

i can't sniff cats

[placid sail]

god tried to contain your power

[placid sail]

so you won't drown in pussy

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1172736419865829516/IMG_0252.jpg?ex=656166e6&is=654ef1e6&hm=8bb721d5700cf040eb4cd0e985bd6d8b6397ef0266e10aa82748446ef8eca53a&

[slate crown]

that's literally the exact same thing i said to my gf once

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1170533905779130399/905749.jpg?ex=655963a6&is=6546eea6&hm=67da77a5d29b1851d35596ca527b89b50a76931158fcf2f7cc36e646f150901b&

[pastel quartz]

Too late

[slate crown]

she got mad and stopped talking to me for 2 years

[placid sail]

heh

[fading shuttle]

Sleepy cate

[placid sail]

so she's the jealous kind

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1168890466540990484/Screenshot_20231031_143304_Instagram.png?ex=65536914&is=6540f414&hm=2a28752aacc34f03681826f9bcc8bcf206f200312f68dfc71508b5d05c36666d&

[placid sail]

explain your smallness

[slate crown]

my mistake, i meant 2 weeks

[vagrant zodiac]

but at what cost?

[fading shuttle]

He shleepy

[slate crown]

the 2 years was a different incident

[placid sail]

kek

[slate crown]

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1166462328552829030/image0-27.jpg?ex=654a93b2&is=65381eb2&hm=ecb8b77f8da0ab92472a53e3b7387b38985353fa42f3793ea13061bb86818c3d&

[placid sail]

I mean I respect the hustle

being bossed around by your girl could be fun

[fading shuttle]

My cutest ball of darkness

[somber warren]

bottom

[placid sail]

but I personally prefer to be at helm

[slate crown]

she's a switch, very unpredictable tho

[mint mist]

i'll go do death being quiet while listening to d1 from caretaker, tgoodnight

[placid sail]

wrong

[placid sail]

to be fair, if you pardon me, sounds like she's just a bit unstable rather than being a switch

[tulip ravine]

What the hell have I walked into

[placid sail]

silence brit

give us our historical artefacts back this instant

[slate crown]

somedays she'll be too lazy to even move, on some she's like a fucking dick starved Amazonian

[tulip ravine]

Shut the fuck up or I’ll colonise you

[slate crown]

every time i feel in danger

[placid sail]

try me bitch

[slate crown]

there's no safety

[placid sail]

so she may be actually bipolar

[slate crown]

very

hormones dictate everything

[fading shuttle]

Bottom Russian twink needs to be bossed around

[placid sail]

aaaaand you're not planning to diagnose that

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

because it may be a bipolar disorder

[slate crown]

it's her body

im not forcing her, just guiding

[placid sail]

based, but also if it's an actual disorder, it should be diagnosed and treated

cos it's gonna improve her quality of life

[slate crown]

yea we're planning for a therapist for a long time now

just not the time yet

[odd sail]

should have been an xbox

xbox are submissive

[slate crown]

fuck xbox

[slate crown]

psp gang

[fading shuttle]

Could've been a ps5, then she wouldn't be playing games with you as the ps5 has no games

[fading shuttle]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CxbVJ7-vRC5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[wheat kestrel]

is there a command that's something like p!apple or am I a fucking schizo again

I saw it used here I think

[placid sail]

definitely schizo

[wheat kestrel]

damn

it was lemon.

P!lemon

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1094226957044023306/trim.DD48EFD9-2B0F-401E-BF21-5FA6EC0856E3.mov

[placid sail]

nah

[wheat kestrel]

knew it

fucking knew it

[placid sail]

lemon isn't real

[pastel quartz]

p!banana

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1098310238324670464/trim.7CD9D121-9F84-424E-8AC5-2ACDA655DB80.mp4

[placid sail]

now that's real

[pastel quartz]

longi yelloy frut 😍

[placid sail]

banana goes hard

[wheat kestrel]

where apple

why no apple

[placid sail]

no apple

[pastel quartz]

p!apple

[empty rock]

bro wasn't kidding lemon do go hard
banana go harder tho ngl

[pastel quartz]

this world is only darkness

[placid sail]

do not scare the dentists

[pastel quartz]

pain is the only constant

[placid sail]

this is a free space

[pastel quartz]

the absence of apple dictates our eternal damnation

https://tenor.com/view/damndaniel-white-vans-dam-gif-5103576

[placid sail]

tree man you forgot your meds again

[empty rock]

he's just getting real.....................

[placid sail]

he's losing his mind because he wasn't outside for several months

[inland jackal]

p!plum

[placid sail]

and can't photosynthesize

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-25694630

[inland jackal]

Why the long face

[tulip ravine]

Jesus Mrs dad been in a car accident

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

That's pure efficiency

Powered by reddit

[tulip ravine]

They are okay

[inland jackal]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

lol

Powered by reddit

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-invincible-pathetic-gif-27565015

[inland jackal]

Thats gonna be expensive

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-nightcall-film-ryan-gosling-gif-23819304

[inland jackal]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

It's the same picture

Powered by reddit

[tulip ravine]

Other driver admitted fault and they can off with fractured ribs

So pretty lucky

[somber warren]

thats what he gets for driving on the wrong side of the road

[tulip ravine]

What

Some woman smashed into him

[inland jackal]

British moment

[slate crown]

p!pizza

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1172201126590955530/RDT_20231025_231316_96x170.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Not me but he’s fine yeah

Fractured ribs so could of come of a lot worse

[slate crown]

oof

[tulip ravine]

Some woman tried overtaking a car and smashed into them

[slate crown]

women ☕

[pastel quartz]

is everyone fine

[tulip ravine]

Yeah mate

[slate crown]

can't live with them, can't live with them

[pastel quartz]

shouldent u blur the plate

[slate crown]

lmao

[pastel quartz]

exuse my spelling i have no respect for the english language

[tulip ravine]

Not our plate

[slate crown]

I think they got alot more to worry about

[shrewd wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605597765522685982/1172841183505043487/image-293.png?ex=6561c878&is=654f5378&hm=a44d4c73916428efdacb458c09c35b50daaf24565f99709922b682cf43eb1e67&

[tulip ravine]

And not really there’s pictures posted about cars with plates showing all the time

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/abbasids-abbasid-ttc-roblox-house-of-wisdom-gif-27035184

[tulip ravine]

Plus she smashed headfirst into them so I don’t really care

[slate crown]

deforestation

nuking the red forest is my end goal

[pastel quartz]

ryan gosling

[odd sail]

"2 minors on the driving test"

[odd sail]

is it the classic overtake from the left

[pastel quartz]

ryan gosling from drive :

[tulip ravine]

Not sure mate wasn’t there

From what I think

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw

[tulip ravine]

Traffic slowing down and she was too close

Instead of driving onto pavement where it was clear on to grass

Started driving on wrong side

Smash

[odd sail]

tourist in the UK be like

[tulip ravine]

Bruh driving on the left isn’t even that hard

All you need to know is

[odd sail]

i mean yeah the steering is on the right

[tulip ravine]

Is the traffic closest to you? Your on the right side

[tulip ravine]

Do yous drive left or right hand

[odd sail]

left

33% of the world

[tulip ravine]

How does y’all’s clutch work then like

[odd sail]

drives on the left

[tulip ravine]

Does it go

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-drama-ryan-gosling-gif-3442817

[grizzled meadow]

Steering left, drive on right

[tulip ravine]

Clutch brake gas the your gear stick

[pastel quartz]

ryan gosling

[odd sail]

i mean my wheel's on the right

[tulip ravine]

so yours is right hand drive

[odd sail]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Good man

[odd sail]

yes

[shrewd wind]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dance-moves-cute-gif-20893168

[odd sail]

it's still the same on LHD

[tulip ravine]

gear stick next to clutch as it should be

[odd sail]

left hand better for gearstick

esp if you're in a manual

[tulip ravine]

How

Also

Why you lot not never drive manual then

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/flacid-stick-shift-gif-25795731

[tulip ravine]

That’s a right hand drive mate

[gusty willow]

Im american, Ive driven on both sides of the car though. (was a mailman, had to learn for the mailtrucks)

[odd sail]

pedals are on the left

you should always let your passenger do the changing for you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-guy-senior-walker-gif-13239358

[gusty willow]

everything is auto these days so no need

[pastel quartz]

manual is cooler though

jus it

[tulip ravine]

Until your in ice or a steep hi

[odd sail]

no racism on auto tho

[tulip ravine]

Hill

[odd sail]

or stuck in mud

[gusty willow]

i have hill assist

[odd sail]

not about hill assist

[gusty willow]

and i know how to drive on snow/ ice

[tulip ravine]

Hill assist just holds brakes for you mate

Even on a steep hill it can fail

[odd sail]

what will you do if you're stuck in mud

[gusty willow]

nah it gives a little oompf as well

[tulip ravine]

Yeah most cars do but still on steep ass hills

[odd sail]

you cannot use 1st gear to get out of mud

[gusty willow]

yes on steep ass hills ive yet to have it fail

[tulip ravine]

Ah well

[gusty willow]

i can switch to manual first and be fine

[tulip ravine]

I tried auto to be fair I found it too easy lmao

[odd sail]

automatic is still lesser control

[tulip ravine]

It made me lose focus tbh

[gusty willow]

why should driving be hard?

[odd sail]

you cant launch your car unless you have fancy launch assists

[odd sail]

makes you pull out your phone ngl

[tulip ravine]

It shouldn’t be hard

I’ve seen your roads

Wide as fuck straight lines constantly

[odd sail]

UK roads are fine

but the roundabouts

[tulip ravine]

It’s honestly a miracle yous have accidents

[odd sail]

[tulip ravine]

Roundabouts are easy

[gusty willow]

no sense in curving them when the country is huge af

roundabouts are easy

[odd sail]

so many things to take note of man

[tulip ravine]

Give way to right left lane for left and straight on right lane for right

[odd sail]

cant go above 30 kmph into a roundabout

[tulip ravine]

Well yeah you give way to the right

[odd sail]

need to check whether someone's coming to you at the roundabout

[tulip ravine]

So why would you

Unless it’s a spiral roundabout

Controlled by traffic lights

Your good

It’s the mini roundabouts that throw people off

It’s just a circle painted onto the road

And you can’t drive over it

[odd sail]

traffic light roundabouts are fine

[tulip ravine]

Even then man normal roundabouts are fine

Just give way to your right

[tulip ravine]

That’s half the work done

[tulip ravine]

@odd sail

Gonan show you somet we drive on

[odd sail]

[tulip ravine]

6 roundabouts surrounding a inner roundabout

[odd sail]

Swindon

I know

[tulip ravine]

Yeah even that isn’t too bad

When you’ve driven it a while

[odd sail]

You won't be doing it without a problem if you're from outside

[tulip ravine]

Then again we are used to like

3 roundabouts atleast on most journeys

So to us it’s like a bit more complicated

[odd sail]

on carriageways you're expected to zoom to 100 kmph from rest

[urban ocean]

Only straight men can successfully navigate this situation.

[tulip ravine]

Wym?

Most of them are fine

[odd sail]

when you're merging

[tulip ravine]

You mean the slip roads?

[urban ocean]

From a stop?

[odd sail]

Yeah

[tulip ravine]

I mean yeah how else are you meant to merge

Most of the time you don’t need to stop

[urban ocean]

We have a highway like that here

[tulip ravine]

You match the speed of the traffic

[urban ocean]

Stop signs at each entrance

[odd sail]

you go slow on the slip and then speed up

[urban ocean]

So you have to slam on the gas

[tulip ravine]

No you don’t

[urban ocean]

Depends on the highway

[tulip ravine]

The slip road is for matching the speed of the traffic

Here you don’t

[odd sail]

what do you do with oncoming traffic

[tulip ravine]

Oncoming?

[urban ocean]

Yield the right of way

[tulip ravine]

It’s a carriageway mate

You slip into a gap into the first lane

[urban ocean]

You still have to yield

[odd sail]

ie. If someone is in the lane you are trying to enter

[tulip ravine]

rare situation

Most people move over

If you have to stop tho

[tulip ravine]

You just carry on down the hard shoulder

[urban ocean]

Great way to get a ticket

[tulip ravine]

(A piece of road on very left where meant for emergency’s/ if you can’t find a safe tap)

[tulip ravine]

Not illegal here mate, you can do it

Unless it’s like stop start

[urban ocean]

It's illegal in the us

[tulip ravine]

Yeah for us it’s pretty simple

[tulip ravine]

It’s just find a safe gap and slip into it

[slate crown]

laughs in asian traffic accident death rate

laws are suggestions

[odd sail]

people should have view of the slip road, if it's obstructed that's not good

[odd sail]

the fucking chaos

[slate crown]

it's actually insane how common it is

[odd sail]

it's chaotic in cities

[slate crown]

i just had one happened outside of my work place a few weeks ago

[urban ocean]

London is now only 37% white, so it probably looks like south Asian streets now

[tulip ravine]

That’s why they are built the way they are

Most traffic will go into middle lane at entrances to allow cars to merge in

[slate crown]

there was even a drunk guy in a car who popped the curb and took down a whole tree

thank god no one was hurt

[odd sail]

Casually falls into the ditch

[tulip ravine]

Or if they see someone on slip road you try to give them a safe gap infront or behind you

Also undertaking is illegal here

[odd sail]

[tulip ravine]

Glad

[slate crown]

[odd sail]

glad

[tulip ravine]

Do yous have variable speed limits

Like here we have signs where like

[odd sail]

You mean the speed numver and then the three lines on top

[tulip ravine]

They can change the speed limit depending on traffic

Close lanes

Tell us warnings about what’s harass

There’s like a square sign above each lane

[tulip ravine]

Idfk what that means mate

[odd sail]

the "limit over" sign

[tulip ravine]

This is what I mean

[odd sail]

Imagine the limit dips just when you cross

[tulip ravine]

Joys of uk laws if you can’t react in time it’s not illegal

[eager igloo]

current mood is something like this

[tulip ravine]

Same with red lights

[odd sail]

legal to run red lights

[pale ingot]

have you tried jumping off a skyscraper

or like

[tulip ravine]

Well if they change like as your basically on the line at speed limit

[pale ingot]

the eiffel tower

[tulip ravine]

Then yes of course

It would be more dangerous to try and stop

[pale ingot]

get your blood on the eiffel tower so that it rusts and falls apart faster

[eager igloo]

Id have to go to France

A bit cringe

[odd sail]

pee on the eiffel tower

like a parisian

[pastel quartz]

@river robin

[eager igloo]

I will probably end up killing myself by freefall

But not very soon

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/3GRunAo42i4?si=NAMNIF-tLPh-vVD5

[slate crown]

here fishy fishy

[pastel quartz]

Damn

[ruby minnow]

A real mans loadout

[slate crown]

ded

[eager igloo]

Not suicidal rn

[pale ingot]

[slate crown]

mood.

[eager igloo]

I felt awful since morning

But turned out I dehydrated myself again

[eager igloo]

Dumb bitch

[slate crown]

oof

[pale ingot]

stop drinking your own piss

[slate crown]

better get those electrolytes in

[pastel quartz]

put some water in frige

[slate crown]

just water with some citrus works wonders

[pastel quartz]

cold fridge it makes nice hydrate

[slate crown]

or eat the spine of your enemies

[pastel quartz]

mix cold with citrus

[slate crown]

whatever works you know

[slate crown]

i prefer tea

the more bitter the better

now give me your leaves

[eager igloo]

Tea doesn't hydrate you very well

[slate crown]

i need another cup

[slate crown]

i drink 2 liters of water everyday, i can drink anything

ain't no rocks in this kidney

no sir

[pastel quartz]

sorry what

[eager igloo]

Fair

[midnight tree]

missing out on the cool penis rock collection

fucking IDIOT

[slate crown]

pass

i prefer minerals

[pastel quartz]

they do

painfully

[slate crown]

very

[pastel quartz]

i had them once

[slate crown]

my gfs father has it

sucks to be him

[pastel quartz]

they dont make you rizz in ohio ong 💀

[pale ingot]

i need to keep playing pz

[midnight cloud]

Dont stop ham

Keep grinding to carpentry lvl 10

[pale ingot]

i still have one save with my character alive and well 5-6 days in

[pale ingot]

its that far in because i had a trait that made me survive bites but i get fucked up for ages

so i had like 3 hours of not being max drowsiness

how tf am i gonna survive helicopter event

[pastel quartz]

flirt with it

[slate crown]

[pale ingot]

i am going to fucking krill your shelf

[pastel quartz]

you cannot kill me without my concent

[slate crown]

tis that shrimple?

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[slate crown]

shut up and go print some books

p!shutup

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1096061176888176650/Y2Mate.is_-_Shut_Up_Bitch_The_Rock-V9O94UTDAJQ-480p-1655251995364.mp4

[pastel quartz]

no you dont have my consent

[pale ingot]

we're gonna turn you into a table lil bro

[pastel quartz]

not without my consent

[fading shuttle]

My sleepiest boy

[pale ingot]

are they still in it for the blasphemy

[slate crown]

void gets tired from absorbing dark matter

adorable

[fading shuttle]

He is always big tired very eepy

[pastel quartz]

a mimir

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

[slate crown]

10/10 would turn @pastel quartz into a cat tower for him

[uncut obsidian]

your sleepiest soldier

[pastel quartz]

you have my consent for that

[glad carbon]

hiiiii

[slate crown]

when the vvizard vveed hits

[fading shuttle]

He look at me

[austere shadow]

Cringe

throw the scope out

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pomu-pomu-rainpuff-gif-27097666

[slate crown]

it begins

[pastel quartz]

gotta be careful bendin over like that

[past nacelle]

@daring harness

[slate crown]

Your branch can't even reach my bussy anyways

[eager igloo]

Look at it creaching

[daring harness]

FREE MY BOY

[glad carbon]

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Pancake

[odd sail]

hi jeff the kisser

[glad carbon]

p!kiss

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!kiss <member>

[slate crown]

What? It's true, my ass is too thick for his skinny ass branch

[glad carbon]

u wont even feel it

[fading shuttle]

He's a grower ok

[slate crown]

Sure bud

We all have dreams too

[pastel quartz]

: - /

doubt

[glad carbon]

just get him wet and give him time and he grows

[glad carbon]

sunlight too

[slate crown]

Maybe I was too harsh

[glad carbon]

🦈

[pastel quartz]

ill pretent i was me 2 minutes ago when this event did not take place

[slate crown]

Sure

[fading shuttle]

Mashallah, the impostor is not sus

[dreamy flax]

ohhellno.degenerateofyore., your new nickname is Maria

[torpid owl]

well thats not great

[torpid owl]

basedjima

[pastel quartz]

real

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-gif-21025496

mood

[glad carbon]

me

[pastel quartz]

for icecream i hope

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

[slate crown]

[glad carbon]

it aint ice but its creamy

[pastel quartz]

[slate crown]

||||

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1169835630763712554/monster_twink.gif?ex=6556d954&is=65446454&hm=dc3f83dc09ca57383673b31068576654e8ca06a72a184ee42cd57acad17b78e9&

[slate crown]

I wish i could afford that much monster

[midnight cloud]

Dont man

[glad carbon]

yes woman

[midnight cloud]

I saw too many friends die ti that sludge

Pay your taxes instead

[slate crown]

Try it once mf

Im not a caffeine addict

[midnight cloud]

I did

It was tasty...sweet

[midnight cloud]

But then i saw what it did to @fading shuttle

[glad carbon]

what are we talking about

[slate crown]

Unlike my 7foot tall friend who drinks 8 cans a day

[midnight cloud]

Now hes an incest fanatic...

[odd sail]

have burger please...m

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/officialyongbok-cat-being-held-like-a-burger-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-7676949455246341117

have a bite of this instead

[pastel quartz]

dont say that word you will summon alex

[slate crown]

Im not eating your fentanyl burger

[fading shuttle]

And you will be one too

[midnight cloud]

Never

[pastel quartz]

called it

[odd sail]

I don't feel like having Chinese today

[midnight cloud]

You shant convert me

[fading shuttle]

Your end has began

[glad carbon]

its not a chinese cat, its just a cat

[fading shuttle]

Bro he literally pinged me

[odd sail]

If I eat it it's Chinese cuisine

[midnight cloud]

I am sexually affiliated with planes not incestous siblings

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/stewly-leolulu-shilling-shiggenbasta-gif-5901328881963287716

[fading shuttle]

It's a slippery slide bro

[midnight cloud]

Oh it was slippery alright

[fading shuttle]

You drank monster, the end is coming

[midnight cloud]

I can change

I CAN CHANGE!!!

[fading shuttle]

That's what they all said

[oblique spire]

I just Executed a pedophile in ready or not with the boys

[midnight cloud]

Fuckin A

[slate crown]

Doing gods work

[midnight cloud]

Nice one my man

[fading shuttle]

Aren't you supposed to arrest them?

[midnight cloud]

Nah you kill em

[oblique spire]

Keyword being supposed to

Me and the boys tend to have "Camera malfunctions" Right before something bad happens to the sick bastards

[slate crown]

No witnesses no (war)crime

[glad carbon]

ur supposed to so they get their "just desserts" in prison from other inmates

[fading shuttle]

Yep that

[pastel quartz]

[slate crown]

Drop the soap

[glad carbon]

years of that is worse than just a bullet to the head

[fading shuttle]

Yeah

[slate crown]

p!oggialle

[foggy mantle]

||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1055819718990241802/oggi_alle.mp4

[fading shuttle]

Wow you just cleanly executed a pedophile, they don't suffer and you get charged for police misconduct, instead of just jailing them so they can be big bubba's new toy

[solar obsidian]

holy shit

[glad carbon]

oggi alle

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-dont-come-by-dont-rizz-me-dont-come-by-ohio-gif-7674172263070160938

[hidden hearth]

i love how there is green pregnant man, and there is also orange pregnant man, as if these are two seperate ethnic groups of pregnant men that deserve recognition

[hidden hearth]

look at all the fuckin pregantes would ya

[oblique spire]

Your honor, one of my squad mates can confirm we had camera malfunctions in the raid

[slate crown]

Preganenant?

[hidden hearth]

pergananat

[slate crown]

Am i

[slate crown]

Gregnant?

[solar obsidian]

pregante 🤌

[hidden hearth]

un pergante

[oblique spire]

Me and the boys before assaulting a pedophile's mansion in an "off the books" raid

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

[hidden hearth]

i guess i have to watch it again now, i have no choice

[slate crown]

Gah damn 😭