#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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ocean pulsar
minor cypress
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Id reccomend iron blooded orphans or thunderbolt

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Just to see if its your thing

quartz ridge
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iron blooded orphans was such a good show

ocean pulsar
upper axle
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you can stop that right the fuck now 'cause ive already asked a gundam nerd friend for a watchlist

quartz ridge
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cool gundam concept for side effetcs also

ocean pulsar
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I mean maybe some have iron deficiency

upper axle
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its in my bookmarks already, my issue is time.

minor cypress
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For artstyle reference, all the scenes in this are thunderbolt. Its a vibe

upper axle
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because i barely watch anime as is, setting aside time to watch all of gundam will be an endeavor that i will have to plan in advance

upper axle
ocean pulsar
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holy shit that dudes' head got blown off I thought gundam was like pokemon or some shit

upper axle
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no

minor cypress
upper axle
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gundam is warcrimes in space: the show

minor cypress
ocean pulsar
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I'm interested

minor cypress
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Gundam is like every arma 3 warcrimes sim, in space.

upper axle
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Gundam: come for the mechs, stay for the warcrimes and PTSD

fading shuttle
minor cypress
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FUCK

atomic crane
ocean pulsar
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old anime can be such eye candy man

minor cypress
fading shuttle
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classic gundam scene

minor cypress
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The whole "everyone sucks in war" of gundam is so good, that sometimes you look at the shit zeon goes through, and ask yourself if they are really the bad guys.

atomic crane
ocean pulsar
fading shuttle
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still think gundam mechs are cooler, wh40ks titans are bit too over the top for me to like

atomic crane
placid sail
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dr meow

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minor cypress
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For reference, this is there flag. So to have something be so bad you kinda sympathize with the space nazi inserts is pretty fucking hard to do well.

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quartz ridge
placid sail
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but what if it all was a dream

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quartz ridge
minor cypress
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SIEG

quartz ridge
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FUCK EARTH PEOPLE!!! SPACE PEOPLE ROCK RAHHHH

minor cypress
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ZEON

ocean pulsar
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I mean if I had a giant cathedral mech with cathedrals for legs on my side I'd be pretty hype too

quartz ridge
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i like the start of 99% of gundam shows

atomic crane
pastel quartz
minor cypress
quartz ridge
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innocent kid turned into killer because his colony got attacked by space nazis

atomic crane
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there are sandbags for scale on the bottom of that pic

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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i forgot the show but there was one where it showed a woman with a baby

mother gets killed by a falling shell cassing because of the mobile suit and a character saves the baby

minor cypress
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Just remember, shit hasn't gotten real until your gundam pilot gets bitch slapped.

quartz ridge
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i really liked that scene cause you never think about the excess of the mobile suits

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like the shells are as big as cars

ocean pulsar
minor cypress
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The creator intended for gundam to be a commentary on war and politics, but it got turned into a vessel for selling robot kits.

ocean pulsar
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win win

quartz ridge
copper pendant
quartz ridge
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but most viewers don;t see it that way

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mech fighting cool

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but it laso shows how fucked up humans can be

past nacelle
minor cypress
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I came for mech fights cool, and stayed for "war is hell"

atomic crane
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you just need to put on one by metallica to get the anti-war sentiment going, but nah let's draw big badass mech suits

quartz ridge
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Amerios entire family got killed because of him basically if i recall correctly ( or his dad only died )

robust cove
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@oblique spire putting you on blast rn, what is this

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quartz ridge
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that was something basically never seen before

oblique spire
atomic crane
odd sail
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llama ageplay arc

stone shoal
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How do people watch literally all of this shit

atomic crane
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πŸ€¨πŸ“Έ

odd sail
oblique spire
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Im playing with the boys but aight

quartz ridge
atomic crane
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πŸ€¨πŸ“Έ

robust cove
ocean pulsar
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would rather play fortnite than the other washed up br's ngl at least it's overstimulation retard game

minor cypress
atomic crane
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i'll burn out my synapses with horde shooters thx

crimson flame
odd sail
slender rock
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@oblique spire motherfucking disappointment you are

placid sail
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do not forget, we can bully grok with topical shit now

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ocean pulsar
stone shoal
odd sail
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friendship with llama is over

quartz ridge
atomic crane
minor cypress
odd sail
robust cove
narrow lotus
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@stone blade So the content creator Mirunei, his reddit here mirunei0901, made a post where he is accusing RO_CooKieZ of some irrelevant stuff which he thinks should cancel a giveaway that CooKieZ won.From my understanding Cookie should've won a pack "Kfir Canard" but it got canceled with the following reason translated from Romanian : "I can't give you the pack anymore since you are not in the server

stone shoal
narrow lotus
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kekl thats not quite the translation but sure

minor cypress
stone shoal
placid sail
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gypsy drama alert

weak jackal
oblique spire
narrow lotus
# stone shoal Tl:DR

tldr some war thunder romanian streamer scammed one of his viewers because the gift he was supposed to give was not put on sale anymore so the streamer didnt want to pay full price for it

so he banned the winner and said "well, you are not in my server to claim ur win so too bad"

oblique spire
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mfs get mad over nothing

slender rock
oblique spire
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While i keep having fun with the OG boys yall can keep malding like little bitches

slender rock
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monkaStab arma 3 pubg

crimson flame
stone shoal
crimson flame
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llama be like

atomic crane
robust cove
oblique spire
quaint ore
crimson flame
midnight cloud
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HAAAHAHAHAH llama you play fortnite hahaha! We hate fortnite and seeing you play fortnite gives us an opportunity to make fun of your for it baaaahahahahah!!!!!!

slender rock
narrow lotus
quartz ridge
minor cypress
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Ive watched the og series, the redux movies, 8thms team, iron blooded orphans, zeta, double zeta, wing, hawthorn, war in the pocket, chars counter attack, thunderbolt, unicorn, and 00.

quartz ridge
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cant remember half the names

odd sail
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sip

stone shoal
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Send this to him and watch him have a heart attack (whoever we are bullying)

crimson flame
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context was the andy and leyley game
i said incest is ok as long as you're not making babies

oblique spire
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I mean, he HAS said it

oblique spire
fading shuttle
minor cypress
fading shuttle
atomic crane
narrow lotus
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talk about based

crimson flame
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its not like i care about other peoples affairs anyways

narrow lotus
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@stone blade

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placid sail
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I don't listen to facts, they turn the freaking frogs gae

narrow lotus
stone blade
robust cove
stone blade
quartz ridge
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man drops BANGER

but only posts the vid on YT

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i get it

stone shoal
quartz ridge
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its like a wedding also but

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dude at least post to spotify

fading shuttle
quartz ridge
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THIS IS BAller

crimson flame
quartz ridge
torpid owl
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brainfart being incredibly homo?

robust cove
fading shuttle
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llama cant judge people, he participated in erp in rp chat

crimson flame
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this keeps getting spicier

remote vine
torpid owl
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evidence to use against an individual

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note it down, gang

midnight cloud
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This is like leaking someones IP address in an argument

eager igloo
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Fr

midnight cloud
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But with erp logs kekl

narrow lotus
robust cove
quartz ridge
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gif no

fading shuttle
quartz ridge
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now

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you can click the star to favorite it

midnight cloud
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And just like that we havent heard from llama again until two months time

crimson flame
quartz ridge
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literally use photoshop to turn images into gifs lol

placid sail
eager igloo
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R u really on this discussion again

quaint ore
robust cove
quartz ridge
stone shoal
placid sail
torpid owl
# quartz ridge

and here i thought the man was pathetic replying with "cope, seethe, mald" the first chance he gets as a retort

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now we know hes a degenerate who participates in ERP

eager igloo
fading shuttle
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i just have this image saved on my pc in case llama gets cocky

midnight cloud
eager igloo
atomic crane
stone shoal
narrow lotus
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@river zealot hello Artyo....i mean Arthur

robust cove
crimson flame
fading shuttle
eager igloo
robust cove
midnight cloud
atomic crane
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joining rp chat: *vitya dumbass pulls the charging handle on his ak, turning the corner and opening up on the bloodsuckers in their lair while laughing maniacally
the other people in rp chat: "i love hearing your little sounds..."

stone shoal
grizzled meadow
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@fading shuttle for the last fucking time

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Stop bringing this shit up

robust cove
grizzled meadow
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I don't want to go jannies mode

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But you're pushing it

crimson flame
eager igloo
stone shoal
quartz ridge
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β–Ά Play video
placid sail
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I'm gonna make a reddit account and create a topic about gamma's dirty little secret

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unless you pay me 500 euros

stone shoal
midnight cloud
fading shuttle
robust cove
pure hatch
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Did I miss anything?

stone shoal
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You fucking losers talking about ERP, we out here RPing as Oblivion characters.

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get fucked.

eager igloo
robust cove
fading shuttle
quartz ridge
upper axle
pure hatch
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ERP? Thank fuck I missed whatever the fuck happened here

stone shoal
quaint ore
eager igloo
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I don't know you and I don't want to know you

placid sail
atomic crane
fading shuttle
crimson flame
quartz ridge
pure hatch
fading shuttle
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lemme have this ok

quaint ore
crimson flame
grizzled meadow
placid sail
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guy was so racist he noclipped time-space continuum

eager igloo
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Tell me, have you ever been in the cloud disctrict? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven't

atomic crane
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oh falco i love hearing your little sounds...

pure hatch
placid sail
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I'll have you know there is no pussyyyyyyyyyy

stone shoal
crimson flame
robust cove
crimson flame
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i bet u can

pure hatch
midnight cloud
crimson flame
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no one is simply racist enough

upper axle
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i have nothing to add to this conversation except an expression of disappointment at ERP being brought up, and this image.

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pastel quartz
quaint ore
pastel quartz
quaint ore
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Fucking based

atomic crane
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leaf lovers beware

pure hatch
quartz ridge
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shrimple as

pure hatch
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Ah

quartz ridge
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
placid sail
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there is not much to discuss anymore about grooming channel, but getting Palco madge is funny

fading shuttle
atomic crane
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!1984

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β–Ά Play video
pure hatch
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Drink with an elf and he’ll bitch as to why you didn’t get wine that is older than you
Drink with a dwarf and he’ll gladly drink Windex with you

quaint ore
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I lowkey wish skyrim had a modern day mod which turned stormcloaks into IRA

remote vine
upper axle
midnight cloud
fading shuttle
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stormcloaks suck

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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love me empire

remote vine
stone shoal
upper axle
pastel quartz
pure hatch
fading shuttle
placid sail
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I lowkey wish Todd Howard would drown in his cocaine swimming pool, and bethesda would start making actual fun and good rpg games again and not just mid as fuck bland cash grabs suitable only as mod platforms

atomic crane
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upgrading from iron AR-15 to steel AR-15 πŸ’ͺ

quaint ore
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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why do you think they wanted to extract ulfric from helgen

quartz ridge
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rn

pastel quartz
pure hatch
fading shuttle
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so the civil war could continue, they have a vested interest in keeping the war going as long as possible

quaint ore
atomic crane
stone shoal
upper axle
fading shuttle
placid sail
fading shuttle
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his rebellion is good for the thalmor

quaint ore
upper axle
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there's 36 vids from this playlist that are unavailable/hidden LMAO

placid sail
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bruh

quaint ore
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Let me pull up the dossier

remote vine
pastel quartz
pure hatch
eager igloo
quaint ore
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Background:
Ulfric first came to our attention during the First War against the Empire, when he was taken as a prisoner of war during the campaign for the White-Gold Tower. Under interrogation, we learned of his potential value (son of the Jarl of Windhelm) and he was assigned as an asset to the interrogator, who is now First Emissary Elenwen. He was made to believe information obtained during his interrogation was crucial in the capture of the Imperial City (the city had in fact fallen before he had broken), and then allowed to escape. After the war, contact was established and he has proven his worth as an asset. The so-called Markarth Incident was particularly valuable from the point of view of our strategic goals in Skyrim, although it resulted in Ulfric becoming generally uncooperative to direct contact.

fading shuttle
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classified as dormant uncooperative asset

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but he is still an asset

quaint ore
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An asset

fading shuttle
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and they do literally say that his death is a bad thing

quaint ore
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not a sleeper agent

fading shuttle
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i never said he is a sleeper agent

hot snow
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what the fuck have I stumbled into

quaint ore
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Skyrim lore argument

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or debate

midnight cloud
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Skyrim politix

hot snow
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alex I thought you were into incest not skyrim

placid sail
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skyrim incest

fading shuttle
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yes, about how the stormcloaks are thalmor pawns without knowing

fading shuttle
hot snow
eager igloo
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Ulfric transgression would bring the entire continent under elven dominion

narrow lotus
eager igloo
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Fuck him

minor cypress
pastel quartz
quaint ore
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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Cant do shit in there

stone shoal
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Tl;DR I only support the blueberries because they're racist. If I could I would just massacre all three (FUCKING ELVES included) of their armies with just me sitting on top of a big mountain yelling dragon slurs.

eager igloo
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And he was mean to my boys dunmers

fading shuttle
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ulfric is dumb, the reason the legion never sends a great amount of soldiers to skyrim is because they are preparing for another war with the dominion

quaint ore
midnight cloud
fading shuttle
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if there wasnt an impending war with the thalmor he wouldve been crushed into nothingness

eager igloo
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Sounds like something a SLAVE would say

narrow lotus
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  • the Aldmeri are "allied" with the Empire so they would help the Empire conquer Skyrim again
placid sail
narrow lotus
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Just so they keep their influence there

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Ulfric is stupid

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His voice tho LipBite

atomic crane
fading shuttle
midnight cloud
minor cypress
eager igloo
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Did you know that despite being only 13% of the population argonians are responsible for a 100% of slave escapes?

atomic crane
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mp3 i made 3 years ago after coming up with the phrase "hunt the bussy like a nazghul"

fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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It's better the Empire has control , even if it's just for facade

fading shuttle
midnight cloud
minor cypress
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There is a third option

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Total elf death

pastel quartz
quaint ore
minor cypress
pastel quartz
quaint ore
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SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS

fading shuttle
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the reason the elves didnt fully conquer the empire is because they couldnt not because they wanted a puppet government

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
atomic crane
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skyrim politics be more heated than irl politics

minor cypress
atomic crane
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guys look at the channel rules

minor cypress
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Fuck em, give em the rope

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
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First it's the dunmer, after the dunmer are gone , they will go for the others

stone shoal
midnight cloud
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Listen listen i say we revive pelinal and finish what he started

narrow lotus
stone shoal
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Mods talking about politics... Unreal...

eager igloo
pastel quartz
atomic crane
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no politics, nothing about wars that are happening right now

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smh guys

quaint ore
solar obsidian
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shake that head

midnight cloud
narrow lotus
stone shoal
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Video game politics is still politics too fellas... Where's my fffffffFUCKING WARN REMOVALS?

fading shuttle
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stupid

pastel quartz
quaint ore
fading shuttle
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you are dumb and i should throw rocks at you

hot snow
quaint ore
fading shuttle
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battleborn ftw

hot snow
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show me

eager igloo
placid sail
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it's really amusing to read any elder scrolls politics discussion knowing that this is the exact setting where it's absolutely possible for a random CHIM motherfucker to stroll by and go "that's a nice balance of powers you got here, anyway" and change the whole outcome in completely unexpected and counterintuitive way just because mf got god mode and simply does not care

midnight cloud
eager igloo
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Bad things happen

fading shuttle
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i am battleborn

minor cypress
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What if

fading shuttle
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luv me empire

minor cypress
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The nords used the dragons

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To turn elfs into charcoal

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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no?

minor cypress
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The winter is mighty cold

quaint ore
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I just deleted skyrim and y'all mf's made me redownload it again

fading shuttle
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the only person the dragons listen to is the dragonborn

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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dragons only revere might, and the average nord doesnt have any

atomic crane
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yeah battleborn is the way to go, sorry trad ulfric but your lands are kinda fucked under your leadership shrug

stone shoal
minor cypress
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Wife overhears gundam speak and dms me this monstrosity. Kms now

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placid sail
# pastel quartz Also the thing with dragons breakthrough

that shit is the cherry on top of meta gaming
this time... I'm not gonna change the fate of the whole world... I'm gonna change the fate of the whole world SEVERAL TIMES, AND ALL OF IT WILL HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME HAAHAHAHAHAHA

quaint ore
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Anyways

When mod to turn Stormcloaks into IRA, It is a really fucking funny combo

pastel quartz
stone shoal
supple tendon
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Does anyone have the vid of granny rolling down the escalator with a shopping cart

minor cypress
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New Vegas independant route cringe

stone shoal
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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new vegas independant route sucks, its for people who are scared of making a choice that might have consequences

eager igloo
narrow lotus
supple tendon
atomic crane
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new vegas independent route is for ballers who dont care about the wasteland

pastel quartz
quaint ore
fading shuttle
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very good

minor cypress
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Let house and his robits take over because legion too schizo, ncrs bussy is loose from legion pounding. At least house has robits

placid sail
fading shuttle
narrow lotus
stone shoal
atomic crane
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house is not independent vegas though

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independent is specifically referring to wild card

fading shuttle
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house isnt independent vegas

minor cypress
pastel quartz
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House is libertarian state

fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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depends how you look at it , independent as a new nation or whatever , away from NCR

fading shuttle
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if you choose wildcard you are cringe

atomic crane
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independent is "this shit is mine lol"

placid sail
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lmao when did you jump from tes to new vegas you mongoloids

atomic crane
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wildcard is based in its own right

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
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now tarkov

atomic crane
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house is pretty capitalismpilled and i like that

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ncr is just fedpilled

placid sail
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yes man or bust

atomic crane
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taxes 🀒

stone shoal
minor cypress
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Wildcard is the ending for all the degenerates that the legion failed to purge

quaint ore
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tbf, the fact that you can join the stormcloaks as any race is a proof that Ulfric aint racist

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pastel quartz
placid sail
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I will

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bitch

fading shuttle
quaint ore
atomic crane
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who is going to deny a dragonborn joining their army

fading shuttle
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not because ulfric is a pragmatist

minor cypress
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LISTEN all im saying is....if house won Vegas, we would get robohookers.

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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And thats fucking dank

stone shoal
atomic crane
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hello? fisto?

pastel quartz
minor cypress
atomic crane
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you're talking

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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assaultrons

stone shoal
robust cove
placid sail
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it's like a black guy joining KKK and everyone going "uhhhh well he does shoot lasers from his eyes and can makes us all turn into smoke so I guess we can reconsider"

fading shuttle
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i misspoke that one

stone shoal
narrow lotus
minor cypress
fading shuttle
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yes that

narrow lotus
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Just like General Tulius is like , yeah we almost killed you , so get over it , here is what u need to do

atomic crane
fading shuttle
#

they fear restricting access to content

pastel quartz
stone shoal
#

This is true

placid sail
#

you could join Telvanni in Morrowind

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who are basically magic racist rednecks

stone shoal
#

I love being the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, magic guild AND companions leader all in one character

fading shuttle
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which is why i dont think you would be allowed to join the stormcloaks unless you were a human

placid sail
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but they also had a policy "if your magic balls are big enough, do whatever the fuck you want"

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and stormcloaks were just... racist

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so joining them is much more sketch

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
narrow lotus
quaint ore
#

SHL, my beloved

placid sail
#

I laughed at that dialog option in racist town in skyrim when you joined local racist drunks discussion and could say "the likes of me don't belong in Skyrim!"

ocean pulsar
slate crown
placid sail
atomic crane
#

i think stormcloaks wanted to win more than they wanted to stick to their racism, when a dragonborn offers to fight for you and accomplish all of your most difficult challenges on the path to reclaiming your homeland are you going to a. say no because they're a dirty knife-ear or b. get on your knees and suck his dick so that this endless struggle becomes a 5-day imperial killing spree

fading shuttle
placid sail
fading shuttle
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they are literally might makes right personified, ancap wizards

slate crown
robust cove
fading shuttle
placid sail
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cloning your own corprus cells into hot grills and making them your sex maids while studying magic and drinking skooma is kinda based ngl

stone shoal
atomic crane
pastel quartz
atomic crane
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MF DOOM

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MF

fading shuttle
atomic crane
#

MF DOOM

robust cove
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
placid sail
#

COCKE

wraith osprey
pastel quartz
slate crown
placid sail
pastel quartz
atomic crane
placid sail
slate crown
wraith osprey
robust cove
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
#

Interesting concept at least

quaint ore
#

Is it considered a sin that I did not complete skyrim unmodded?

fading shuttle
#

who cares

quaint ore
#

Eh, whatever, the game is like 12 years old now

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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I didnt know the joy of skyrim on pc until i beat the game 3 times.

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On console

fading shuttle
minor cypress
#

So fucking true

pastel quartz
robust cove
#

True

minor cypress
#

I almost hate discord error messages more then this fucker

fading shuttle
minor cypress
pastel quartz
minor cypress
#

Borderline useless piece of shit

pastel quartz
placid sail
stone shoal
placid sail
#

same shit with fallout 4

atomic crane
stone shoal
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So when I get a BSOD it's just some coomer face thing

minor cypress
#

I LOVE VERBOSE ERROR CODES

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I LOVE DETAILED CRASH DUMPS

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I LOVE READING EVENT LOG TO SEE WHATS BROKE

atomic crane
#

remember windows xp and windows 7 blue screens where it was just flashes of light and then your computer restarting and possibly not even booting into windows because somehow the boot order in your BIOS changed

minor cypress
#

AHHHHHH

shadow wyvern
#

I love when my computer just says β€œsomething went wrong :(β€œ instead of fucking telling me what

atomic crane
#

sweet summer child

stone shoal
#

Yeah real helpful thank you windows

minor cypress
#

Pretty much

shadow wyvern
#

the error code you have to google is the most useful part of the bsod

minor cypress
shadow wyvern
fading shuttle
atomic crane
#

honestly the most useful part of blue screens is that they dont destroy anything anymore

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windows is so fucking stable these days

stone shoal
#

What do you mean "Destroy"?

minor cypress
#

Compared to the olden days, yea its alright

stone shoal
#

Like corrupt something your working on or somethin'?

minor cypress
#

Dogshit ui, but its alright

atomic crane
#

SSDs probably also helped a lot but disk fragmentation used to be an issue from unexpected shutdowns, data not being where its supposed to be causing corruption yeah

stone shoal
#

I can't wait until they render Windows 10 as obsolete but I CANT uprade to 11 because I don't have their gheybaby spyware compatible hardware

shadow wyvern
#

real

minor cypress
#

Fuck all that noise.

atomic crane
#

that, or in my case, your BIOS moving windows in the boot order so that your computer says "no bootable partition detected"

#

making you freak the fuck out

minor cypress
#

Angrily stares at the pc until it decides to work for 1 more boot

stone shoal
#

Okay seriously hangon. Someone explain to me why the fuck Windows 11 even needs whatever the fuck it's demanding again?

shadow wyvern
#

I don’t want macOS windows
when they finally drop the last bit of support for 10 I’ll just switch to a linux distro

stone shoal
#

As I recall it's for security reasons? So they can get the drop on pirates or something?

upper axle
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hold up, sorry, chat's gotten too big. gotta put up a support pillar to make sure it doesnt collapse.

pillar_john.gif
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there we go

minor cypress
#

Nah the worst crime of all: case and mobo manufacturers not standardizing IO plugs and cabling to be one solid brick

atomic crane
#

lol the motherboard shit? they can spew whatever "security" propaganda they want it's still just more federal bureau of control shit

upper axle
minor cypress
#

Instead of these devious fucks

quaint ore
shadow wyvern
quaint ore
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It was such a fucking nightmare to connect those to the motherboard

stone shoal
atomic crane
#

honestly i cant think of what exactly they would need to implement on the hardware side of things for that

stone shoal
#

Y'know, like making sure the OS works good???

upper axle
stone shoal
# minor cypress

Honestly with my case, it was actually connecting my hard-drives that was the biggest piece of shit

upper axle
atomic crane
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windows already owns the kernel and lives in the boot record and RAM, the only thing left is the firmware on the mobo which can't see into the OS filesystem afaik

stone shoal
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Couldn't be too sure if I was actually breaking the wires with how far I had to push to bend them

fading shuttle
robust cove
shadow wyvern
#

what, the TPM?
it’s an encryption key chip thingy
windows 11 insists it needs one to prevent firmware related attacks but like who care

atomic crane
#

firmware attacks are nigh unheard of, especially for residential use computers

shadow wyvern
#

exactly

atomic crane
#

you might see that if you work at a big tech company or like lockheed martin

shadow wyvern
#

stupid requirement

atomic crane
#

got chinese espionage agents tryna steal the F-35 blueprints again

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lmao

minor cypress
fading shuttle
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sooner or later they will post the blueprints

shadow wyvern
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or find that one f-35 america couldn’t for a while

atomic crane
stone shoal
robust cove
minor cypress
shadow wyvern
#

remember that
the plane they couldn’t find after the pilot ejected

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apparently it just kept going for a while
pretty funny

minor cypress
#

Tpm makes sense in enterprise enviroments, sure. But for home stuff? Meh

stone shoal
atomic crane
#

it points the processor in the direction of the boot drive and off it goes

shadow wyvern
atomic crane
#

from that point on the only points of infection are RAM, the boot record, the kernel, and then the rest of the OS

stone shoal
shadow wyvern
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I don’t think it was going super fast at the time of eject but it remains a jet

meager maple
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!delight

split canyonBOT
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fading shuttle
atomic crane
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i think microsoft are a little schizo

fading shuttle
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i had to check the fucking channel

stone shoal
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I was gonna say there could've been a pretty big misunderstanding if it'd managed to get to another countries airspace

shadow wyvern
#

then again the 35’s can also go β€œ0” and just hover for a bit

shadow wyvern
#

not that accurate
L

fading shuttle
#

accurate enough

shadow wyvern
#

nah

fading shuttle
#

im sorry i dont have woman ears so i can hear differences in intonation

shadow wyvern
#

ear issue

stone shoal
meager maple
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"nuh uh"

shadow wyvern
stone shoal
#

I thought it was pretty accurate

shadow wyvern
#

guess I’m just autistic

stone shoal
fading shuttle
#

they are autistic

shadow wyvern
#

I do have a passing interest in linguistics and how speech works

shadow wyvern
stone shoal
fading shuttle
#

not me

#

i am perfectly normal

stone shoal
minor cypress
stone shoal
#

This board is like the vaccines meme but real

fading shuttle
robust cove
minor cypress
stone shoal
fading shuttle
#

heres a higher quality version

stone shoal
minor cypress
shadow wyvern
#

punt the child

minor cypress
fading shuttle
stone shoal
upper axle
stone shoal
upper axle
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it wasnt a very good one. didnt register as a joke.

stone shoal
ocean pulsar
upper axle
#

you have reminded me that i need to roll a new name tho

#

plum is a stupid name. i forgot to reroll it.

dreamy flaxBOT
#

jaboopy, your new nickname is Jubilee

upper axle
#

what the fuck is a jubilee

ocean pulsar
#

that is wild and super interesting

stone shoal
upper axle
#

isnt Jubilee some burger joint from the Phillipines?

shadow wyvern
ocean pulsar
#

you're still plum

shadow wyvern
#

you are now 50

upper axle
#

that tracks.

#

OH WAIT I WAS THINKING OF JOLLIBEE

ocean pulsar
#

nothing changed

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uncut obsidian
#

swhat is haopoening

stone shoal
uncut obsidian
#

i cant use backspace

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in apps

stone shoal
upper axle
uncut obsidian
#

i cant use backspace

shadow wyvern
ocean pulsar
stone shoal
#

Woosh! You are now no longer having a stroke.

shadow wyvern
#

just type better

stone shoal
shadow wyvern
#

turn autocorrect off and learn to never make a mistake

uncut obsidian
#

dddd

shadow wyvern
#

notepad

stone shoal
uncut obsidian
#

my d kety is sometimes not pressing in apps but it works ifine in notrepad

ocean pulsar
#

it's trying to communicate

stone shoal
#

I think I legitimately had this problem once

#

Just restarty your puter

ocean pulsar
#

is it on mobile or

shadow wyvern
#

restart the compoter or the brick

odd sail
upper axle
#

alright folks which is the superior term to refer to your electronics when they're being shit, "brick" or "nugget"?

#

i lean towards calling any device im mad at a Nugget

uncut obsidian
ocean pulsar
#

piece of fucking dog shit

upper axle
#

i blame DankPods

stone shoal
uncut obsidian
#

like microsoft eege

#

edge

stone shoal
fading shuttle
uncut obsidian
#

literally me

shadow wyvern
fading shuttle
uncut obsidian
#

ayy restart fixed it

#

goofy windows

shadow wyvern
#

restart fixes anything and everything

#

all of the time

uncut obsidian
minor cypress
#

Damn, discord out here living the tier 1 nightmare

stone shoal
minor cypress
#

Where telling people to restart fixes shit 99% of the time

shadow wyvern
#

for real

#

we love being first line of support

stone shoal
#

"Thing broken"

"HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT ON AND OFF?"

uncut obsidian
#

why does youtube keep recommending me these

image.png
#

i don't even watch vtubers

shadow wyvern
minor cypress
#

User gets mad when a reboot fixes it

fading shuttle
stone shoal
shadow wyvern
#

yeah it’s just

minor cypress
#

T1 helpdesk work is why my phone is never off vibrate. Ever

shadow wyvern
#

you have to assume the person calling knows nothing

minor cypress
#

I hate hearing phones ring

minor cypress
shadow wyvern
#

yep

uncut obsidian
stone shoal
shadow wyvern
#

to the point of β€œno, the screen is not the computer, turn the computer off not the screen”

minor cypress
#

The amount of times i have called the windows 10 start button "the little windowpane down in the bottom left corner" is too much

#

Or the taskbar icons "the little icons in the bottom right next to time and date."

shadow wyvern
#

but yes if you’re decently tech savvy but are stumped so you call support you have to break through that mode first which sucks

#

just list the things you’ve tried already

stone shoal
#

I have only now just realized that video you linked was an actual animation and not just AI art

minor cypress
#

This. Anytime i call tech support, i practically spoonfeed them my current ticket notes

stone shoal
#

Well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it looks like it therefore bad

minor cypress
#

And usually they are either thankful, go through steps again, or just hurr into the phone until i gently convince them to make it tier 2+'s problem

shadow wyvern
#

yeah lol

stone shoal
#

I member my computer refusing to start because of that shit

minor cypress
shadow wyvern
minor cypress
#

Shit like that is why i have spares for almost everything

shadow wyvern
#

refused to boot ERROR: USB overcurrent! until I disconnected them because of it

fading shuttle
stone shoal
shadow wyvern
#

in my case it was actually the ports

#

they had nothing connected

#

like just the front panel USB ports were shorting somehow

proud torrent
shadow wyvern
#

just unplugged it from the mobo and it stopped complaining

minor cypress
#

Fastest ♻️ in the west

shadow wyvern
#

was my old rig anyway
It had more strange hardware problems

stone shoal
#

Someone's getting thrown off a 10th story balcony

shadow wyvern
#

like the PSU fan bearing making a deafening rattle sometimes

#

or one the PCI slots not existing anymore according to BIOS

minor cypress
#

My old gpus fans just randomly deciding to not work because fuck you

proud torrent
minor cypress
#

But i only noticed it after a 4hr tarkov binge when my fps went to shit after it hit 93C

stone shoal
shadow wyvern
#

my current setup only has one odd hardware issue and it has to do with my specific gpu + displayport + monitor not playing nice

minor cypress
crimson flame
shadow wyvern
#

if it turns the screens to standby due to inactivity
next time something is put into fullscreen the left monitor freaks out and dies until I turn it off and back on

fading shuttle
crimson flame
stone shoal
stone shoal
minor cypress
#

37 min left

shadow wyvern
minor cypress
shadow wyvern
#

enough that if it’s particularly hot in the room it won’t boot

#

due to overheat

minor cypress
#

Holy shit thats cursed

shadow wyvern
#

that thing was cursed in many ways

#

kept kicking though

#

bought it second hand and had it for 5 years or so

ocean pulsar
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Morgan1

shadow wyvern
#

hell it still lives.
I just made a new rig because the hardware age became double digits and upgrading anything required an upgrade of everything else lol

fading shuttle
#

falco is literally morgan yu from prey

visual stirrup
#

false
there is no lasagna in Prey

dreamy flaxBOT
#

spice7, your new nickname is Bluesky

fading shuttle
#

its mr bluesky

glad carbon
dreamy flaxBOT
#

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Bigtime

odd sail
#

big time hauler

stone shoal
odd sail
stone shoal
#

I cannot copy stickers PepeHands

odd sail
#

yeah

stone shoal
#

Better start saving them all now

odd sail
dreamy flaxBOT
#

bz11k, your new nickname is Contract

#

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Comet

odd sail
#

β˜„οΈ

ruby minnow
placid sail
#

as a merc enjoyer

#

I approve this name

#

but I think we can do better mr bot

dreamy flaxBOT
#

bz11k, your new nickname is Lighting

placid sail
#

hell yeah

#

shush

#

I made my headcanon

#

I AM THE LAMP THAT IS APPROACHING

dreamy flaxBOT
#

bz11k, your new nickname is Sunflowe

placid sail
#

is your keyboard broken silly bot

#

where's R

shadow wyvern
#

sunflowa

#

it can't use the hard r

placid sail
#

what's up my flowa

dreamy flaxBOT
#

bz11k, your new nickname is Sheila

placid sail
#

your game is down today xela

dreamy flaxBOT
#

giganticpavlo, your new nickname is Waffle

robust cove
#

BLUE WAFFLEEEEE

dreamy flaxBOT
#

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Redbull

magic tartan
placid sail
#

at the end of the day

#

nothing beats the custom finish

robust cove
placid sail
#

I wanted to be Byzantium the Falco Clapper, but there's not enough space

#

grok fix pls

robust cove
#

Byzantium the Coc kekw

dreamy flaxBOT
#

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Hank

odd sail
#

HAAAAANK

#

HAAAAAANK

robust cove
#

HANK SCHRADER???

placid sail
odd sail
magic tartan
#

bunch of cute cats

fading shuttle
placid sail
#

it is time, brainfart

#

brace yourself

magic tartan
#

damn

fading shuttle
#

ai art bad

#

kill

magic tartan
#

its almost 2024, still no flying cars

placid sail
fading shuttle
#

i do

placid sail
#

let me check

#

nope, you don't

fading shuttle
meager maple
magic tartan
placid sail
#

I don't really like ai creations, but the story of a black guy, crocodile and pizza is a special one

fading shuttle
#

thats how the clankers get you

placid sail
#

it's a tale of friendship, rivarly and bitter war, tale as old as time itself

fading shuttle
#

you must be uncompromising, tolerance is failiure

placid sail
#

shush

#

go to sleep

fading shuttle
#

no

#

its 3pm

#

give or take

placid sail
#

time for your afternoon nap

fading shuttle
#

nah, not today

placid sail
#

it's important to rest in your age

fading shuttle
placid sail
#

I am immortal angst fuelled by meds and nicotine, I need no rest

odd sail
#

bz been in the hills

slate crown
fading shuttle
placid sail
pastel quartz
slate crown
placid sail
#

bruh

#

fucking kinky ass ananas

slate crown
#

this shit ain't nothin to me man

fading shuttle
placid sail
#

yes yes you bite the fart bubbles

odd sail
#

@grizzled meadow

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slate crown
#

HAH

robust cove
pale ingot
robust cove
slate crown
#

I smoke em real and raunchy, rapscallion ghost nuggets, yall cant fuck with me

#

You can't trust me, i dont even trust MYSELF

placid sail
slate crown
#

Y u hit me?

lunar brook
pure hatch
fading shuttle
#

yes

tulip ravine
# lunar brook

Me looking at my Mrs after the process ha begun β€œso they got you too huh” hmmtodayiwill

grizzled meadow
gusty willow
#

this is my life

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robust cove
#

Definitely me

gusty willow
#

no no its me. 100%

robust cove
#

Well ok, but that IS literally me shrug

wraith osprey
#

guys, guys,
us πŸ₯Ή

gusty willow
#

Thats my doctors telling me the same thing for 2 years

tulip ravine
#

Ooga ooga

#

How are you all doing

odd sail
#

fren

tulip ravine
#

Vlad

#

My man

placid sail
fading shuttle
robust cove
fading shuttle
#

real

stone shoal
stone shoal
fading shuttle
fading shuttle
robust cove
fading shuttle
#

he left the escapist

#

therefore it is factually dead

stone shoal
robust cove
stone shoal
# fading shuttle it is, yahtzee doesnt own it

I guess from a copyright perspective? I'll say it's dead when it's like Top Gear, when he either gets booted or just retires or something and they replace him with someone horrendously unfunny as a result

fading shuttle
#

yahtzee left

#

like a day or two ago

#

its DEAD

robust cove
#

lol

fading shuttle
placid sail
#

they have other content makers

stone shoal
fading shuttle
#

you have not been in the loop chief

placid sail
#

but let's be real, 80% escapist audience are there for the caustic brit

fading shuttle
#

he left, cus nick, one of the people actually holding the escapist together, got booted

#

which caused mass leaves

placid sail
#

the editor?

fading shuttle
#

yeh

#

nick calandra i think was his full name

placid sail
#

seems like another brilliant executive made another brilliant shot in his own leg

fading shuttle
#

him and yahtzee are starting a new channel

#

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1wZGocgLvopgOqBUFCyIJA

YouTube
Second Wind

Second Wind is the new home for the former team of The Escapist.

On 11/6, 2023, the entire team was either fired or resigned after The Escapist's parent company fired Editor-in-Chief, Nick Calandra.

Second Wind will be focused on creating content that's informative, interesting and fun, and everything that you came to expect from the team behi...

#

this is the new channel

placid sail
#

oh wow, alex being useful for once

#

let's see

fading shuttle
#

stream in 3 hours

stone shoal
# fading shuttle like a day or two ago

In my defense, whenever I see 4chan posts I rarely check the date. I assumed that was from when ZP got stuck under the Escapist's wing and it was just some 4channers being aucoustic about it. This is very sad PepeHands

fading shuttle
#

"an introduction to second wind with nick and yahtzee"

placid sail
#

why is it sad?

#

it's not like yahtzee died or something

uncut obsidian
placid sail
#

he's an independent now, more power to him, he can probably do more shit now