#🎪bruh-fart
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whatever nerd
🤓 ☝️
you know what I mean
you can't say a bear is a dolphin cause they're both mammals
there
🤓 ☝️ did you know rodents were the first class of mammals to evolve
rats
this man hates geologists but he loves biologists
I never said i love biologists
but thats why I like you
not you, poofter
you dont follow any scientific processes and just make assumtions
scientifically process deez nuts
so clearly you are not a geologist
scientifically shut yo ass up
geologists be like "oooo cool rock bro where'd you find it"
"two hundred miles below sea level bro"
💋
I can rest easy knowing @hot snow is not a geologist
💋

This server isnt safe tho, the mods could be geologists
a car crash happened at the uni not that long ago and people already made memes
i think josta is a geologist
proof?
I don't think you hate geologists I think you fear them at this point
geologists shouldnt be given positions of power on any platform
Discord itself could be a geologist
rocks
report you to the police with they're 20 pedophilia charges
i dont know if thats true about geologists but any slander of them is accepted
I know atleast one of them is here in this server
you gonna find him?
hopefully not
they will throw rare minerals through your windows
it would pay for the damages
stalker is a game about collecting alien rocks so atleast one geologist is here on this server
does anyone curious about CONTAINER SHIP
i was replying to this
"huh"
Salut
balut
I mean hi
zdarova brat -sidorovich
Discord lagging again
ye
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Notredam
enchanté mademoiselle, perchance do you want to know about big ass boats
@narrow lotus
nsfw
I love this uni
Unfinished
(I don't)
it's a hairy ass nose
We all do(n't)
im not a fan of the united nations
You ever think about diving into it?
enter the void
JUMP JUMP JUMP
he wants that life insurance payout ig
alo ivani
Boo
Ivan is a pajdo
worker’s comp go crazy
a what?
minecraft dogs are fun to have
true
all the time
First thing I see when opening this chat, never change Ivan
was that a "never change, Ivan" or "never change Ivan" as if everyone is trying to change him?
Fartshark
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Still buggy as shit
amazing. the dogs are defusing the conflict in their local ecosystem
Most of the penances have not been changed for the class rebalance, so some of them are practically impossible
Yeah, I decided to try it since I liked Vermintide and I got free Xbox gamepass for 3 months
i liked it
But jesus
The servers connection issues and bugs are horrid
it's been a ʷʰᶦˡᵉ
the game is fun so long as you are willing to put up with its issues essentially
Stalker basically
Discord is causing my Internet to have a stroke again
classic
Like any other eastern european
Ofc
good morning brainfart
discord do be committing suicide lately
crazy
hi bulgarian
coffee doesnt affect me so i just drink it for the taste
Discord has elevated api latency and errors notice
Next level, adderal then nap. Wake up as it kicks in, feel refreshed and cozy.
if only i readily had adderal on hand
same
gotta make sure to set an alarm else i will take a 9 hour death nap
Who needs coffee when you got fucked music and adrenaline inducing video games
i could have slept a perfect amount during the night, but if i forget to set an alarm before i go for a nap i will wake up at 4am the next day half dead
yeah i know how that feels
very relaxing
I can't fucking open discord on pc
anyway, bye i go nap

You don't feel a dread that u have a lot of work to do qnd you are behind with everything and u are going to ruin your life and u can't waste 2 hours on a nap just to waste half that time on a phone?
nope
Or are u mentally stable?
idling only feels good when you have something to do --me
i am mentally stable, aside from the fact i apparently have an extremely minor form of epilepsy


@heavy peak
i wish i was this cool
to me, you have always been bad to the bone
thanks alex that means very little to me

damn
have never seen someone shoot down a compliment
not like that
hit him with the ADATS
over the years you get really good at pushing away all the people close to you in life
i do it subliminally though
we are not the same

competitive avoidant attachment style relationships in brainfart
oh hey its me 
that’s just the internet in general bruh
happiest #🎪bruh-fart member
https://youtu.be/8eRR6EGUK5U?si=PVv8Tuk6CT15LZkP
These videos are exclusively advertisements for plummcorp clothing - Randall Thymes
https://plummcorp.com
nuh uh I'm happy and wholesome
oh you slut even superreacted
@placid sail this u?

I always wanted to have the funny shirt
It looks cozy
torture
🪓
cant scratch your back in the marshmellow room
i hate it
Slut is wild.
why is it so good
it’s way too detailed for a fuckin popsicle
it's so prestine
80% plastic
I'm sure that thing can't even melt
oh yeah I bet you can't even melt
much better than the usual spongebob ice cream that looks at you with the expression KILLLLM EEEEE
Tf does that even mean 
stop changing the subject coward
Takes one to know one
@ocean pulsar this you bro? -> 🫃
don't play games with pango

he can snap your dick in half with his cheeks alone
huh
What the fuck.
don't threaten me with a good time
Morning Brainfart goes crazy.
you don’t even know
You go crazy
I think he's ready for you pango
i was crazy once
Work time.
:D
Rubber rats?

balls
Rubber balls
rubber balls
real
I'm moving like French Montana
1 mm/year
you missed a clanker getting the axe in stalker general
That was a "Never change, Ivan" as in he is my favourite Bulgarian
Link it
too much work
Why I open Discord every day:
- Check if @placid sail changed his nickname
Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Techno
technoblade never dies
my pp is too strong for you adventurer
Snap it like a slim jim
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Duffer
cuh
Traveller*
hi duffer
when did you post it
no honor among us
you're continuously on for 14 minutes
aw shit
thief
spice7, your new nickname is Bunny
fitting
bussy
Rotting bussy
yup yup
🤮
tried taking your meds
generals
Is it like 100 rads bar but for nerds
with restraining orders
Melatonin, 2 pillows, weighted blanket.
working out
May wanna look into trazodone or sleep meds then. I take melatonin every night bc i work night shift
This flesh sack was not designed for night hours only
I sleep much better when I have a good workout that day, or anything that physically tires you out
me : "i need to sleep early"
goes to bed
mind : "you should kill your mom"
get help
Hello brainfart
its a reference to this song, but i guess its less funny now
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Kill 7 billion people
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Tbone
t-boned
Vlad
Yeah that happens a lot to me as well
Menance
I usually just listen to my breathing until I fall asleep, sometimes helps
The funniest people in brainfart
hydro

Dehydro
I will NOT be dehydronated
someone ran over a baby cat on the way back from work
the mom was just staring at her kid

you should waterboard that person
i mean the mom cat
Its best
it'd be sick if i could teach a cat some slurs
" Baby... " 
" ...Cat " 
and bring it to a minority convention
you could teach it to do the funny salute germany had in the 40s like that scottish dude with his pug
Just get a parrot man
my dad's family had a parrot all it did was parrot the slurs they said
My nan had one and I taught it to call my Mrs a few slurs 
????
Everytime she walked in 
Healthy relationships be like
what a sub
A
what am I meant to do chin her
Scared the fuck outta me
Fat bastard decided to use the bath as a treadmill
he's bettering himself and you're shaming him
Her
he's bettering himself her and you're shaming him
She will open the cupboard and eat like 6 bags of treats when we are out 

What's the point of talking in general if I can't tell people to go kill themselves
True
brainfart is the true forum for civilized discourse
Also respo d to everything as "True" and "Real"
yes
everything else is a cheap imitation
p!fiction
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P!real
Biased server, no p!real
hi pavlo
p!fakeandgay
Hai
P!nis
!leave
p!alestine
literally me
huh
this is how god reveals himself
Cock and ball torture therapy

ongod no cap
Ofc you'd say that 
Childhood friend
The rapist
NOUUUUU
he's the shadow CEO
like the hedgehog
exactly
🚫
woag...
hi
H
g
j
k
l m n o p
s
@heavy peak
overwatch
He's perfect
fool
"This shit is nothing to me, man" is something he could have said
that's clearly fortnite
real
one nasty ass bong
hiiiiiii
sheeesh
Didn’t we have a conversation about the airsoft community lmao
regardless welcome
what all ya got
I got a pic
some of the things are pretty silly like the plate carrier
but I'll replace those down the line
on this day?
located entirely within your white castle?
got a phantom face mask that goes under the balaclava and some revision eye pro I got at a military surplus store
veri naice
honestly you’ll probably outgear some people depending on the field you go to
not probably, definitely
Just going to my local indoor for today but this weekend will probably be a bigger event outside on a field
i will always prefer fields over indoors
Ah ye, saw it in yt shorts
yea I can imagine, gonna see what I like more soon but it'll probably fields as well
snack
they both have things one does better than the other, fields just feel a little more rewarding when it comes to objectives and whatnot
@hot snow Cum? ca acum. oricum...
(Real romanian sentence)
((feel free to translate))
that is indeed a romanian sentence
I remember as a kid not understanding why me asking "how" in romanian on facebook games kept getting fucking censored
Curios if someone modded this into stalker already
I'm gonna single handedly increase carbon emissions so we make England sink faster
little farty boy
I'll return you to the gypsies
farty pants
Breaking bad go hard
Yooo 
CPU getting faded
my sister called my local hospitals once because they hadn't heard from me in months

Had they tried contacting you?
they are too pissed about being slaves in history
So they will make history slaves to them now
i had a stroke reading that
That doesn't exist in Turkey
we have acil
Ah my bad, enjoy your day then
She gon die in like an hour
feel this on a fundamental level

I just live out of state and never check in/barely reply to emails or texts
huh i wonder why i cant go there anymore
no one cares what a white name has to say
racism in chat LETSGOOOOOO

syno is my bud
The worst takes, other than Alex ofc
I love racing
not even my own country folk
Greece is better than turkey

🐟
I know 
hehe
It'd be funny if it started from Greece and Turkey of all things
good thing I hate both ofyou fiends
wouldn't be surprised let's be honest
I can't wait for the Irish revolution of 2024, as predicted by star trek
Kill yourself (Respectfully)
nothing wrong with some good old racism
I meant that about white names, typical German antagonisation smh
Forget casual racism, I joining the competitive leagues
you bringing that up it typical polish antoganisation smh
True
don't cry if you get double teamed again
Stalingrad
Ok (
)

average polish response
get married
Polish femboy moment
Berliner ass response
polish femboy? that like saying water is wet
🤮
I win 
nuh uh
Belgium is better Germany
One day there will be peace between the two nations
I wouldn't know, I haven't been
more pedos too
More than Fr*nce ?
actually yeah
belgium is known for having lots of pedos
don't really need to actively do anything for that rn
This homeless person stinking up the whole Straßenbahn is reminding me of you ❤️
You racist piece of shit
Is that a race thing about germans?
Stinking? 
not gonna say anything that could incriminate me

this is just like George Orwell's Shooting an Elephant
bitches be like: I want 12 inches and it should hurt
i can fuck you twice and punch you in the face if that works
this is getting very personal
thankfully im half that and she's more than happy
i actually never mesured my dick, bc no bitch ever complained
so i didn't see the need

what do i color this thing
balls
idk if black fits, every material with black doesnt work on this ship idk why
pink
Pink
oppenheimer pink
like pastel pink or barbie fucking saturated pink
be the target
Yessss
HOT pink
now that's a pimp machine
AMAZING
barbie car, with 3 auto cannon turrets, 8 rocket launchers and warheads as ramming device
Just like in the movie 
had a shit day today 🔥🔥 absoloutely fucking mad right now
Hope it gets better friend
past the point of pelting homeless people with bricks
Perfectly reasonable reaction
Chuck McGill origin story

it is possible
its pretty obvious madi
Jeff Dun@pale ingot
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
Le wifi le bad make child le sick 
Ofc it is
Imaginary madeup disease
sry if its been posted already https://youtu.be/8GY5LjYFIkM
https://youtu.be/8RtOgIgDrvk?si=FepT0qTsQSTjgGb5 This comes to mind for some reason
Chuck loses control and rants about Jimmy from S03E05 - "Chicanery".
#FuckChuck, but great acting from Michael McKean.
cyan and orange
cant you just put bunch of mint extract and citric acid
I just made that joke 🤓
L + Didn't see + I just got here + Ratio (maybe kinda) + Nerd Emoji
there is no kill like overkill 
His honest reaction
i have even better idea
My honest reaction
My dishonest action
toothpaste and orange
Yummm
Orange toothpaste
Mints that only taste like orange
Candies that serve as toothpaste replacer
Destroy the toothpaste industry with toothpaste replacers
Brushing teeth is a fucking chore
this is how you get shot/shanked in a few countries
If mouthwash didn't taste like burning and you could swallow it it'd be a complete replacer
Shouldn't that boy be skin and bone?
i actually bought a 0% alcohol mouthwash in lidl yesterday
its nice but the feeling after the treatment, its like you swallowed semen
The results?
Truly salty.
how do you know how it tastes like
Because women says it tastes salty unless you drink pineapple juice or something
Blame women for being semen drinkers
true
how do you know how swallowed semen feels 
women bad
a woman told me
she used the mouthwash
you have lied to us
we wanted your opinion
not the one of a femoid
Women need to stop telling us things 🤮 I do NOT want to know these tidbits of reality thank you, some things weren't meant for mankind's understanding and that's okay
what mouthwash
lemme find it
That cat is so fucking sad
Look what you did.
i thought you was talking about some sorta cum mouthwash
dentalux 8in1
If it's beholden to the texture and taste of cum, can you really say it isn't cum mouthwash?

Rockin that Fluoride smile
me on my way to continue procrastination
oui
why do you cum
cum on
false
bitter, not salty
Council of Cum
#cumfart
Ain’t it supposed to be fucking tasteless
There is nothing in there to be bitter or salty
supposed to be?
that's an actual thing
the cum regulator
these are proteins with starch
I know you know
wuh, no
it's literally a product of your body
Humans made up of salt confirmed
isn't it supposed to taste like a milkshake
if you eat a lot of salty food prior to that then probably it'll be salty
your body is a cum factory, technically
cumsalt-maxxing
What the fuck
le jk
What random gas-station gloryholes have you been visiting bro?
cum tastes like gasoline
How does gasoline tastes?
Cum powered cars
who poured gasoline in your mouth pavlo
like cum duh 
Damn makes sense
gasoline is cum but for cars? 
cars use gasoline to live
I am saying everything incorrectly so everyone knows I've never tasted cum 
What does that make Electric Cars?
we don't use cum to live

cumless
i know you can't live without it but c'mon
Lithuania's main export - cum
Lithuanians?
Isn't Lithuania the metal they use for batteries?
yes
Lithuania's main export - sanctions for Russia
what are THEY gonna sanction them for? 
JFC dude is a humpback Camel and a whale mixed into one
melted
the rump shaker
Dude is his own waterskin
water bed everywhere 
Lmfao they are taking our cars man
and a crappy 3D printer
My bad, I didn't know you had those 
nah she's right tho english is a very guttural language in how the sounds are pronounced.
far more guttural than JP
add that to the list of "reasons why english is fucking weird and nobody likes it who doesnt speak it natively"
japanese doesn't have the L sound
only W language
yeah that too
Is she really thicc or does she have lumbar lardosis?
look carefully for the signs
just a huge ass
they dont have the L sound in their language and also their language is centered more around noises that are pronounced quite a bit less guttural than english leans towards.
it's a higher tonal language in terms of inflection ive noticed.
english tends towards being more grunty in noise.
make fun of english all they want, still wont help with the fact they shot themselves in the foot with kanji
English is a language for animals
he says in english
his pfp checks out
correct.
Well I can say it in french but I’d get no replies except Grok
what
yes, grok is french
Idk if he’s french but his french is very solid if he isn’t
english is 3 separate languages with their own separate rules hiding in a trenchcoat pretending to be 1 single coherent language
My whole world is collapsing in front of my eyes
in my perspective, it's a germanic language acting like it's a latin language
Introducing : DUTCH
dude honestly im american and ONLY speak english and i still am aware that english is one of the worst languages and i honestly have zero clue how the fuck it became the global Lingua Franca for commerce and sciences and shit.
the english
but yeah, english grammar is ass
but the writing system is heaps better than the japanese's
Dutch is just demonic german
dutch is not real
Tf you on about
i think the only two languages i think are worse than english are mandarin chinese and maybe the language they speak in the Phillipines but only because of the absolutely horrific amount of hyperspecific regional dialect.
Damn got caught, yeah sorry guys I made this one up
Tagalog? If so, then putangina mo 
yeah, add that to the list of Britain's sins.
add to the list the fact british pirates are the reason US still uses imperial
One of the easier to learn i guess that helps, also very popular cause of former colonies
dog
TBH i think it's entirely because former colony syndrome. english is entirely hit or miss on it's ease of learning depending on where you're from.
We could've had anything else as the global language
i've seen people pick up english lickety split, and ive seen people get brain melted.
if you wanna know, Filipino is the first official language and is based on the dialect of Tagalog
Tagalog is the dialect of the capital, Manila
you can get away with not knowing the other dialects but Tagalog like me
the other dialects lowkey sound like alien gibberish
I'm luckily the first one, got it pretty well already when I was like 10
The grammar is fairly easy compared to other languages
Imagine having finish as the international language
i grew up with it because 2nd national language
kys
I've seen worse here 
okay and
what the point
I can never understand vtuber people
FIRST POINT 🔥
they're for lonely people
don't call them people
I think saying kys to that waters it down
kys
Keep yourself safe
Kisses to u 2 habibi
my bad g
I hope your organs get sold by a roumani
i hate you so much
seeing vtuber shit puts me on edge
Two gun ideas for gamma
the urge to go full hukbalahap on them is real
yeah that. ive done surface level looking into Filipino and the sheer spread of dialectual differences melts my fucking brain dude. the fact that two islands that are like, 20 minutes AT MOST separated from each other by rowboat can have such substantial dialectual drift to the point they can have actual difficulty communicating fucking boggles my damn mind
Damn I wanna join autism money gang
I just don't understand how you have so many gifs with them
its called tenor
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Offshore
and knowing what to type
bc he unironically watches that shit
that makes it even worse
offshore assignment
it's like the english
they can fucking tell you're not from their county based on your accent
but yeah, Filipino is now standardized so most people you come across in all 3 islands speak it, though the likelihood gets lower the more south you go
Nah you have a 12 TB folder of every gif of vtubers in existance, don't even lie to me
nope, dont have enough money for 12tb
Just download the space 
Don't be fooled he probably has 24tb on a cloud somewhere
noted. here's a question if you know the answer; Indonesia has two or three languages they speak over there, which one would i get the most mileage out of to learn at least a little of if i went there?
oogleboogle
If you thought french are weird with their base 20 numbering system, original dutch apparently has base 20.5
Just the bahasa indonesia
ooh, this one's a solid react. yoink.
Indonesian and Malay are similar
idk dude, im Filipino
Bahasa iirc
We use both base 20 and base 10, also we sometime just say the whole addition out loud
aku bercinta rambutan or something
Like 99 is "four twenty ten nine"
aight yeah that tracks with what ive heard, Bahasa being the one to learn.
we were just talking about it in #🇫🇷-general-fr
quattre vingt dix neuf
there's tons of dialects in every language, like English and Britain
Do not pass cordon, do not grab the free stash, go to radar immediately
french number shit should die
In german its just nine and ninety
try to pick up the accent used in Jakarta since it's the capital
true
giganticpavlo, your new nickname is Vh5150
Vsauce
Nah nah it's actually simple
70's are "Sixty ten + last digit"
80's are "four twenty + last digit"
90's are "four twenty + ten + last digit"
do not fucking use french magic spells
WHAT THE FUCK IS SIMPLE ABOUT THAT
4x20+10+number
GOD PUNISH THE FRENCH
oh for sure that's a given. regions of a place will drift in dialect over time, its how language works, but the difference in just HOW much drift there can be in some places is funny to me, 'cause in america the differences aren't severe usually, it's mostly accents and some smaller slang words that get thrown around.
america isn't the place where English originated though
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twitter ehw
now i want a muscular woman, all i got is a twig of a woman whos feeding on fish and white meat
he did, they're french
well neither is australia and that place is WACK with slang
I hate it here
Well now that you know the format for 90's, you can learn them if you can count up to 20 basically
Thank you god🙏🏻
Take her to gym
The american accent on an average is like the Irish accent, with how the R's are rolled especially
she dont wanna
i will not learn french, never
One time I'm not mean to you 

yes
which tracks because the irish were a MASSIVE source of immigrants throughout the early era of america
i just wanted to add to it, i am a german patriot, but i still hate it here
and potatoes
Yeah pretty much
germans and irish were the two REALLY biggest immigrant sources in the US
for a LONG time
I don't get how the Louisiana accent originated
french
also funny how the southern accents and the boston accent are said to be some of the closest to how the actual red coats spoke
louisiana was a french colony.
That just means you're a real patriot 
the french
i did hear this rumour about chicago accent
OK I know it's the French
its apparently similar to serbian accent
But it's not French it's English
yep. thats true. it's legitimately the two closest extant accents to how colonial british in the proto-US spoke.
I'll probably learn russian at some point, or sooner re-learn german
That means English is even more cursed
yep
it's so much worse than you'd expect.
holy fuck alan wake 2 HAS MAX PAYNE IN IT
There's a Louisiana accent?
Sam LAAAKE
HUGE.
try doing serbian, you would learn 4 languages at the same time
The French and the English, both the blight of the world and had their cursed languages be the Lingua Franca
Just checked youtube and it just sounds like regular murican ebonics to me
i mean TBH im kinda glad that english supplanted french as the lingua franca
Try looking up their Creole then
And never use any of them 
Sam Lake
exactly
Creole is fucked, I can barely understand it
yeah you're really tone deaf in that case my guy. they are DISTINCT
his name is max payne
Yeah, French is more fucked
Their counting system is ass
but
you should learn it to understand one of the vids
Max's face is Sam's
Oh I thought you meant newest Max Payne 
who is lead dev of game
I have a hard time differenciating accents yea
no
Wish i knew how to properly speak german
coward
I'd also call him Bulgarian G-man
if you want a really good comparison of US accents, look up examples of a Maine accent, a New York accent, a Georgia accent, a Midwest (Wisconsin or Minnesota, either works) accent, and probably a Washington State and California accent. there's some substantial differences and those aren't even all of em.
funny thing is that the words are mostly the same outside of some regional slang
bleeeeeehhhh :PPPP
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During the 90s, Serbia experienced a harsh systematic change and went through deep political &...
I understand all of them but I can't tell one from the other depending on the accent
I still can’t believe Minnesota calls doing donuts as “whipping shitties”. That place needs to be glassed alongside Canada
I mean I have a hard time picking up accents in french aswell
because it smells like shit afterwards
<.<
like, i hate english being the lingua franca a lot, but im counting my blessings it's that instead of french.
TBH i dont think ive heard that one.
What the fuck happened to Mid-Atlantic accent mann, I'd gladly have english as the global language then 
my dad's from wisconsin tho
Seeing a New Yorker complain about the French counting system is funny
The one thing that pisses the fuck out of me is the pronounciation and spelling
You just have to know
i mean im not from NY.
i'd have roped if i was from NY i fucking hate that place.
Not the point, the idea some random New Yorker is bitching about it is funny to me
dude on sacramento reddit loves NY
he moved there because we're too boring
lol
did you see that the other day?
I’d probably get caught in the crossfire from some dumb gangs
oh just walk down the street in NYC you'll hear PLENTY of new yorkers bitching
eh only if you go to a shady part of town.
stick to the nice places and your biggest worry is getting scammed.
my genuine advice though is to not go to cities.
just avoid cities like the plague in general.
Noted. If you ever plan on going to Manila, avoid Tondo. Shit’s literally London with the stabbings joke
noted.
yeah if you ever drop by the northern area of New England, come to Maine. it's great here.
Same, stick to the country side like the northern parts. Region III is great because produce is cheap unlike the cities and people are nicer.
Heard good things about Maine honestly
the singular place i recommend avoiding is Lewiston
it's just a genuine shithole.
the literal singular place ive ever heard of actual violent crime happening in Maine is Lewiston.
which uhhh
yeah there was a pretty bad one recently but that was EXCEPTIONAL.



