🎪bruh-fart

[atomic crane]

THREE. REPORT POSITION.

MAN DOWN.

FOUR. REPORT POSITION.

[tranquil cedar]

GO OFF YOURSELF AT

[atomic crane]

MAN DOWN.

[tranquil cedar]

NINE O' CLOCK

TONIGHT

OVER

[cerulean verge]

Same boat pretty much. Perfect sight but color vision is fucked

[river zealot]

playing DUWS

tried to land near point with heli

[oblique spire]

thats the uhhh

war system right

[river zealot]

yeah

[oblique spire]

I recommend Antistasi aswell

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-emoji-fist-emoji-crying-emoji-emoji-fist-gif-20999569

:(

[cerulean verge]

Is Anastasi super performance demanding?

[oblique spire]

I have shit eye sight

[cerulean verge]

Kinda wanna try it

[oblique spire]

So instead i will try to become a drone operator

[cerulean verge]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-stewie-stewie-griffin-tantrum-gif-21485234

[oblique spire]

Obama mode

[cerulean verge]

Pretty based

[oblique spire]

uhhhhhhh not really

[cerulean verge]

Air conditioned MOS

[cerulean verge]

Hell yeah I've been wanting to try it since the drewski vid

[oblique spire]

Again im not 100% sure

i have a 3060 and stuff

but

[cerulean verge]

If I weren't a good shot I'd feel like God spawned me as a joek

[oblique spire]

im pretty sure its not

[river zealot]

uhh

what

send link

[cerulean verge]

Oh yes that's triple my vram lol

[oblique spire]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2867537125&searchtext=Antistasi

[oblique spire]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2912941775&searchtext=Antistasi

[cerulean verge]

Need to build that PC asap

[oblique spire]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3020755032&searchtext=Antistasi

[river zealot]

uhhh

so which one

ultimate?

[cerulean verge]

This is super specific but is it compatible with the RayFX stuff?

Like body cam shit

[mint mist]

ultimate??? whats that oen, never heard of it

[oblique spire]

its a new one

[oblique spire]

no clue

[oblique spire]

I reckon

[mint mist]

30 new maps wtf

[cerulean verge]

Holy shit

[oblique spire]

yeah go Ultimate

[cerulean verge]

I'm still used to Chen being the only map

[oblique spire]

its Antistasi + Antistasi plus included in one

AND more

Ima go like

[cerulean verge]

Haven't played in awhile

[oblique spire]

Do a playthrough of uh

[river zealot]

how does the custom faction work, i tried to use it before, told me to past the faction

no idea what to do

[oblique spire]

Wait fuck where should i do antistasi

[oblique spire]

If this is dynamic war system i have no clue

I only play antistasi

[cerulean verge]

Like YouTube or discord channel you mean?

Oh so it's that good

[oblique spire]

what map

[river zealot]

alr

[atomic crane]

there should be an option for like 3 factions

[cerulean verge]

No idea the og Anastasi map is the only one I know

[atomic crane]

yours, the enemy's, and the enemy's reinforcements

it just changes the equipment you get and the enemy gets

like i used RHS in a game and i saw the enemy rolling around in ma deuce humvees

and i chose like the RHS SAF faction with the funny yugoslavian guns

[oblique spire]

I could always do an antistasi in a certain european country

[river zealot]

[oblique spire]

Dw artyom mein fruend

[atomic crane]

eastern european?

[river zealot]

does it even copy it good

is it fields of fields

[oblique spire]

Chernarus is close enough

[river zealot]

i mean irl its

a big ass field

a small line of trees

a big ass field

repeat

[atomic crane]

chernarus has a lot of that

the buildings all look like soviet russia in the 60s tho

[cerulean verge]

Feels similar to Donetsk

[oblique spire]

I should get the boys on for antistasi

[atomic crane]

i think they made chernarus's architecture too old for 2009

[river zealot]

i think im not gonna play arma for now

[cerulean verge]

It's supposed to be like USSR type architecture

[oblique spire]

Flashbang fuckers

[river zealot]

too much procrastrination

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889055088050589736/1171108253275541624/Screenshot_20231106-102451.png?ex=655b7a8d&is=6549058d&hm=826c057948c687fdf0cbb6aa9e5ea206a21e4867b5be71dad1028559b395a308&

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

is this bmp terminator

but shittier

[atomic crane]

i need to see some pictures of czechia's major cities in 2009 to get an idea of what chernarus should look like

[oblique spire]

No clue

[river zealot]

legit the same shit

but differnt turret

[oblique spire]

Edits it from shit to shittier

[cerulean verge]

BMP on HGH

[river zealot]

both are shit

[oblique spire]

exactly

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/623035228864380928/1145897615255412866/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[quartz ridge]

ww2

[atomic crane]

you should do it in takistan

[velvet ruin]

Do PKMs pop scav heads in Gamma?

Like them high caliber snipers.

[oblique spire]

I could

[velvet ruin]

Y'know pop pop.

Kablooey.

[atomic crane]

i changed my mind, do it in afghanistan

[oblique spire]

takistan is sounding might nice though

[atomic crane]

do they have lythium as an available map

[river zealot]

fallujah

[oblique spire]

yes

[atomic crane]

use the soviet armed forces mod

[oblique spire]

i think

[atomic crane]

do 80s soviet invasion of afghanistan 💪

[cerulean verge]

Kabul

[oblique spire]

Kunduz is supported

thats in afghan

[atomic crane]

good enough

[velvet ruin]

As long as it's soviet invasion.

[atomic crane]

lythium is a classic map

[velvet ruin]

I ain't gonna go back to 2020.

Fuuuck that.

[atomic crane]

afghanistan after 1990 is just boring

[oblique spire]

What side for me

[velvet ruin]

It's not boring it's just.

Sad.

[atomic crane]

osama bin laden

[oblique spire]

smh

[atomic crane]

what

[velvet ruin]

When instead.

We can listen to some good Hill 2324.

And get a nice PKM.

[cerulean verge]

Want play gaem but also want sleep

[velvet ruin]

And enjoy the history of why there's so many FUCKING commietrash guns in good old sandland.

[velvet ruin]

Both.

[oblique spire]

Actually nvm osama bin ladens side would be good

because if i went the soviets

TECHNICALLY

i would already have gear

but with the afghanis

i have to actually yoink their gear

[atomic crane]

i thought antistasi was about playing the underdog

[cerulean verge]

If I play a geme enough in a short span of time I dream that I'm in the game

Sort of fucked depending on the game

[velvet ruin]

Amorous.

[atomic crane]

i want to eat hot dogs

one with ketchup, one with mustard

and potato chips

and beer

i can make this dream come true

[velvet ruin]

Average baseball fan:

[cerulean verge]

Not that kind of fucked

[atomic crane]

but then i would be over my calorie goal for the day

[cerulean verge]

Lucky

I'm trying to gain weight

Harder than it seems

[atomic crane]

are you counting your calories

[cerulean verge]

No

Used to

[atomic crane]

apps make it dead easy

like myfitnesspal is a good free one

i dont even use it for the fitness part lul

[cerulean verge]

I'm just trying to eat as much as I can without popping my stomach

[oblique spire]

Boys

[cerulean verge]

Really underweight so more calories the merrier lol

[atomic crane]

fair enough

make sure you're cooking with that good shit, that BUTTER

[oblique spire]

Soviet armed force, Kunduz, Antistasi ultimate, and a bunch of weapon and graphic mods

im ready

[atomic crane]

wish i had a server to play that in multiplayer

sounds badass

[cerulean verge]

Mayo is king

[atomic crane]

hell yeah

[cerulean verge]

Need them CARBS lol

[atomic crane]

chicken/tuna salad, cheese, butter, carbs, full fat dairy

[oblique spire]

Oh and im doing this SOLO

[atomic crane]

fats are the most calorie dense

[oblique spire]

so i aint gonna have any air support or nuthin

only AI

[cerulean verge]

That sounds super good

[atomic crane]

just as a guideline yeah

but if you take

an english muffin and toast it

butter it, put a slice of american cheese on it

pile tuna salad on it and sandwich it

that is an orgasm in your mouth

[cerulean verge]

I used to dog on tuna heavy until I grew up

Tuna pretty based now

[atomic crane]

i only eat tuna in its salad form

so the mayo and relish mask the tuna pretty much

[river zealot]

do the mojahadeens get stingers?

[atomic crane]

not that i couldnt eat it by itself, its just not great by itself

[cerulean verge]

That's fair, I like seafood alot so even just straight up tuna is decent to me

A bit salty but good

[atomic crane]

i used to like canned sardines and stuff like that

but i ate too much and grossed myself out

havent had that stuff in a long time

[cerulean verge]

Yeah I did that with sunflower seeds

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1163318840369893376/fdsfsfsf_1.mp4?ex=653f2418&is=652caf18&hm=be01e3fedecf4bc237c86ff0bb922d67722f6692538e07c94e8dc6ffddfc7731&

[atomic crane]

also accidentally buying bone-in and skin-on sardines grossed me the fuck out lol

i cant do fish bones

i can handle skin just fine but bones are off the table

[river zealot]

around the same here

[cerulean verge]

Yeah I can understand that

Fish bones creep me out cus I've always heard stuff about people not being able to digest them so it causes problem

[oblique spire]

Should i start myself off with a stinger aswell if its possible

[atomic crane]

i cant stand having bits of bone in my mouth, so the massive rack of ribs in a fish are a nightmare for me

[river zealot]

yeah

[atomic crane]

and i hear some people just chew them up and swallow

makes me want to gag

[cerulean verge]

Okay yeah that's too much

Those people are a danger to society lmao

Eating whole bone is mad

[atomic crane]

that's too hardcore old-school eastern european for me

sounds like some swedish shit

[river zealot]

these guys dont know i hate fish and everything ocean related

[atomic crane]

or norwegian

[cerulean verge]

Fermented shark type beat

They have another thing in that area tho I think ik what you're talking bout

Unless that video of the seagull pulling the fish out of that woman's hand is also fermented shark

[river zealot]

@oblique spire

[oblique spire]

Saw

[river zealot]

they really named it

schwimmwagen

[oblique spire]

Yes

schwimmwagen

[river zealot]

its the wagen that schwimms

[oblique spire]

its a wagen that schwimm

exactly

im ready

[minor cypress]

Mmm then add a bit of hot sauce.

[river zealot]

why the fuck are there so many sides

[oblique spire]

just the way it is

[atomic crane]

you're going to throw off the balance

the cheese and butter create an amazing flavor together with the toasted muffin that encases the juicy tuna salad

the hot sauce will just exterminatus that delicate balance

this is food for when you want to know exactly what you're getting you know what i mean

[minor cypress]

Toasted muffin?

Keep cooking. I was assuming the tuna salad was solo

[atomic crane]

#🎪bruh-fart message

its been cooked

[minor cypress]

I see. Very nice.

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-im-down-lets-do-this-im-ready-gif-20448968

[oblique spire]

MASHALLAH

[atomic crane]

i am become mohammed

stealer of mi-8s

[atomic crane]

go forth, roleplay the graveyard of empires

[oblique spire]

exactly

I am become Abdul, user of stingers

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1171269000437710848/Road-rage-in-Austria-1699322576241.mp4?ex=655c1042&is=65499b42&hm=8e050e907974a0dc4caf660f44887b8a9d3dfd19e50a3e47594438d68a36010a&

[river zealot]

its over ussr bros

[atomic crane]

imagine you're readying the stinger for another night of shenanigans with the habibis and you suddenly hear an impossibly loud war horn and then a booming voice saying "THE MACHINE SPIRIT HAS KNOWN THEIR POSITION, FIRE"

[solar obsidian]

#🛄report-users-here

[river zealot]

shut up mao delight

!delight

[split canyon]

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[urban ocean]

Repost it

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/nalog-gif-25906765

[dry bluff]

Good morning brainfart

[urban ocean]

Good evening

[dry bluff]

[urban ocean]

You're a figment of my imagination

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq7A1ImzfKg

the voices in question

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[inland sage]

the meds aren't working

[solar obsidian]

also hey

[atomic crane]

hey

[oblique spire]

Saw something explode in the distance

MASHALLAH I MUST PICK UP THE SCRAPS

[glad carbon]

op is just coping with balding

[cerulean verge]

My b, dude was straight up corn posting tho

[solar obsidian]

i meant that its better to use report than to ping mods

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

[cerulean verge]

I see I see, sorry

[river zealot]

autism creature

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/jo5RU83XCC0?si=H3UyPTSOgMrUD1kE

[grizzled meadow]

If you're talking about me I'm not, I just like to have every role because as a moderator I'm not affected by them

[river zealot]

falco jumpscare

[slender rock]

@solar obsidian I know what you would do

[glad carbon]

first part of 1, 3, then 1

[river zealot]

why the fucking grey text

cant see shit

[livid wind]

https://tenor.com/view/dede-gif-21923252

[slender rock]

i have no idea

it is terrible

[slender rock]

I chose A:

let them spew for a bit

"So here's how to fix it, you ready?"

[atomic crane]

nah it's number 2 obviously

get more products sold

[slender rock]

uhm

sell more wood?

[atomic crane]

number 4 works too but involves more work on your part and we dont like work here

[velvet ruin]

Oh huh.

That's even fucken better.

[slender rock]

all the roles

roles horder

[atomic crane]

he likes to get pinged whenever development is at issue

[slender rock]

oh I forgot to tag delight in that quiz above

[atomic crane]

grok be like "@Anomaly Devs we need to think about adding the big titties lil waist Hip mod, how can we make this work"

[oblique spire]

it's so joever

[cerulean verge]

RAM upgrade better NASA-fy my PC

[atomic crane]

falco is like 👀

[slender rock]

arma

[lunar brook]

downloaded more ram

[oblique spire]

yes

[river zealot]

the 72 virgins will await him in heaven

[cerulean verge]

How long does it take to download 64gbs

[slender rock]

yes

[cerulean verge]

Probably 64 minutes

[lunar brook]

a stack of minutes

[slender rock]

1hr and 32 mins

[slender rock]

for my internet

uh

[atomic crane]

64 gbs at 64 gb/s would take 1 second to download

[slender rock]

5 days

[cerulean verge]

I've been building PCs since I was 7, I'm probably older than the downloading ram joke is itself

[minor cypress]

Just dont play league

[slender rock]

graybeard status

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-resonance-cascade-honey-ad-half-life-pointing-gif-25767694

[cerulean verge]

If I wanted to go insane there's better ways than league

[rancid iris]

jesus christ

[cerulean verge]

P much

[atomic crane]

the downloading ram joke is from like 2015

[minor cypress]

Memory leak go brrt. I wonder how long it was going on for before it ate all 64gb

[atomic crane]

if you're not older than that joke you should not be in brainfart

[cerulean verge]

Nah lil bro it's much older than that

[atomic crane]

must have been rare

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

Deditate moar wam

[cerulean verge]

Yeah it was a 4chan thing mainly

[atomic crane]

first time i ever saw download ram was like 2015

[slender rock]

hmm

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/clussy-my-beloved-my-beloved-meme-gif-26163483

[atomic crane]

that's why, i wasnt a 4chan loser lmaoooo

[slender rock]

is there any juggalos here?

👀

[cerulean verge]

Harsh

Fair

[atomic crane]

dudes be like "remember /b/ huhuhuhuhuhuhhuh" and im like "No."

[minor cypress]

Prob for the best. /b/ was never good, but was at least amusing.

[slender rock]

I guess not

[cerulean verge]

4chan is even more garbage now than I thought possible

[slender rock]

interesting

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-friends-potpourri-fragrance-summer-gif-12944070

[cerulean verge]

Even the paranormal board is fuckin cringe

[minor cypress]

I havent lurked x in a while. Has that gone down too?

[cerulean verge]

GARBAGE

[slender rock]

wading through the posts of porn for the rekt threads

[minor cypress]

Used to like reading schizo stories and spooky things

[cerulean verge]

The urban exploration stuff was cool

[atomic crane]

all i know about 4chan is /b/tards and the 4th reich developing in /pol/

[slender rock]

they leak onto /gif/

[cerulean verge]

I never bothered with the p*rn stuff

No point

[slender rock]

yeah

[minor cypress]

Wading through waves of porn on /gif/ only to have 3 shit flugufied ylyl threats, one rekt thread full of shit you already seen, etc.

[slender rock]

now I know what someones face looks like when it gets flattened out

[atomic crane]

i hate the 4chan style of website too, they're not intuitive at all

[slender rock]

yeah

[atomic crane]

if i have to "get used to" something on the site it means it's bad

[minor cypress]

O shit moon man thread still happening.

[cerulean verge]

Why am I talking about 4chan

Fml

[slender rock]

the cartel shit tho is disturbing as fuck

[atomic crane]

"responding to user #84359460"

okay where's that

[minor cypress]

O shit a thread about planes.

[atomic crane]

let me just scroll through the whole ass page

[slender rock]

yes
incohrent 4chan ranmble shitfuckery
racism

[cerulean verge]

Only good thing 4chan ever brought into the world is green text format

[oblique spire]

We are so barrack

[atomic crane]

right at the scene of the crime

[atomic crane]

the legs of the victim lay lifeless just beyond the viewer's sight

[oblique spire]

correct

[slender rock]

is that base arma terrain or?

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478355256099733514/1020259172882845706/Vietnam.webm

[oblique spire]

Modded

Kunduz Afghanistan

[atomic crane]

25 seconds, witness F-4 Phantom

[oblique spire]

AAAAA

[slender rock]

👀

[oblique spire]

I JUST KILLED A TAKISTANI ARMY

WITH A STINGER

[slender rock]

is this KGLW

[oblique spire]

MASHALLAH I MUST GRAB IT

[atomic crane]

it's so over

[atomic crane]

what's that?

[slender rock]

song

[thin willow]

Potato graphics to play at 30 fps

The peak Arma experience

[slender rock]

band

[oblique spire]

MASHALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[atomic crane]

yes

it is

it's slowed tho i think

[slender rock]

fucking pitch shifted a little

[oblique spire]

Nvm its fucking joever agaain

[atomic crane]

yeah it's badass

works really well for the edit

[thin willow]

Is that antistasi

[slender rock]

Embrose's voice isn't that high pitched

[minor cypress]

Gif rn literally just traps, traps, traps, moonman, traps, nnn, nnn, plane thread, porn, porn, more porn, war footage, reptile people, janny hate, shitty ylyl, ylyl rekt, streamer rekt, chrischan, selfharm, and ricardo

[oblique spire]

F-4E

[atomic crane]

chrischan lmao

[thin willow]

Ricardo is always welcome

[atomic crane]

why put ricardo over some random anime bullshit like this

it makes no sense!!!!!!!

[oblique spire]

And what song smh

[minor cypress]

https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/26133266

Not gonna copy pasta the entire ricardo thread

[atomic crane]

king gizzard and the lizard wizard, dont remember the name of the song but should be easy to find from lyrics

[minor cypress]

Its ricardo. Did it ever need to make sense?

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7LM0bPi48

[oblique spire]

[atomic crane]

ricardo is fine, whats the fucking random ass background bullshit tho

[minor cypress]

[atomic crane]

just leave it black so there's more processing power for all that brazilian bulge

[minor cypress]

[slender rock]

Billabong Valley

goddamn it

[atomic crane]

problem?

[slender rock]

beat me to it

hmm

[atomic crane]

[slender rock]

it is mastered with that pitch then

[atomic crane]

oh nvm its not slowed or anything it's just a part further into the song

i think they switch up the BPM halfway through

maybe not

idfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XTJhjbkuo

[azure flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEKyQGnWm4

[minor cypress]

deep dive song remix analysis

[inland jackal]

Morning

[slender rock]

[inland jackal]

#🎪bruh-fart >> any other channel here

[minor cypress]

Always has been

[uncut obsidian]

guys gamma was actually created for #🎪bruh-fart as an ad

just don't tell anyone k?

[minor cypress]

But what about super-brainfart?

Obligitory post

[pale ingot]

ricardoposting type swag

[solar obsidian]

idk, id choose 1st

[cerulean verge]

What the fuck

[pale ingot]

they allow posting this much

[minor cypress]

Alright i can only handle spamming ricardo so much

[cerulean verge]

Horny posting in #🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

fucking pussy

[cerulean verge]

I never

[solar obsidian]

it was always known wdym

[clear bear]

chillin

[minor cypress]

https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/26133266

Then post it yourself

[cerulean verge]

I'm gonna have another Modelo against my better judgement

[pale ingot]

too mcuh wrok..,.

[minor cypress]

Make it 2

[cerulean verge]

No

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ricardo-milos-come-here-dance-gif-14624582

@stone blade I finally get why you drink white monsters

these are great

[pale ingot]

mfw i get into a car crash and while im bleeding out i hallucinate ricardo instead of the paramedics (they're confused why i ejaculated right before dying)

[river zealot]

spacezoro on his way to get banned

[glad carbon]

no titty exposed.. surely its fine

[river zealot]

remember what happened to ivan

and that was minecraft

[slender rock]

yeah just nips poking through which is still pretty suggestive

we do have youngings here

you little bastards

[minor cypress]

I mean, no tiddy exposed. Also its fucking ricardo

[river zealot]

they should make brainfart nswf channel

legit

[slender rock]

No

[glad carbon]

what does he mean

https://tenor.com/view/officialyongbok-cat-being-held-like-a-burger-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-7676949455246341117

[minor cypress]

You right, ricardos massive dong flopping is much saner.

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

this an 18+ channel

[slender rock]

I mean I'll say that's a bit much too

[glad carbon]

you see the logo

[minor cypress]

But also this is already an nsfw channel, and gachiposting is specifically sanctioned.

[slender rock]

yeah but does that stop them from lying?

[river zealot]

bruh

i never knew

[slender rock]

👀

[glad carbon]

bruh

[slender rock]

[glad carbon]

if they're lying then theyll be on phub or something, not in here

[river zealot]

now thats the moral side of thingsa

the only reason why hub got it, is so they cant get sued

[slender rock]

true...

but again

I don't blame them, I blame their parents/guardians

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833456645555093514/843554272405618719/tenor.gif

[minor cypress]

Nah you right, we can just spam gachi instead.

Much more suitable

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-tf2-engineer-buff-gif-3763431291352182001

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-fist-gachimuchi-team-gif-21227013

Mmm, nothing suggestive going on here.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/boisvert-hello-chat-hello-gif-26666085

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036260125742211102/1150414313933258752/8FA5FBF6-19F2-483A-984E-5552CA5776DF.gif

[mint mist]

hii

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[fading shuttle]

hello

[glad carbon]

hiiiiiii alex and ivan and vlad

[river zealot]

assalam alleykum

[inland jackal]

Maya hee

[minor cypress]

Maya haa

Maya hoo

[minor cypress]

Maya haha

[inland jackal]

Maya ha ha

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/headphones-gif-4714741

[inland jackal]

rest of the song

What other masterpiece is there

[minor cypress]

Daily reminder that eventually people won't know what carameldansen is

[inland jackal]

Darude sandstorm

[half gazelle]

Badgers

[half gazelle]

That’ll be a sad day

[glad carbon]

i only know darude sandstorm

[inland jackal]

Its funny how its not made by japanese

Its made by some nordic

[glad carbon]

the name is obv nordic

[minor cypress]

Thats the best part, weebs in shambles

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/rave-cat-gif-26044707

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-rgb-gif-22003887

[inland jackal]

Boom boom pow

Anyone remember yo mama jokes?

[uncut obsidian]

daily reminder that in the end you'll have to spend an eternity in the void all alone after death

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i-member-memberberries-south-park-i-remember-oh-yeah-gif-20408218

[inland jackal]

Kinda need one rn

[half gazelle]

Score

[uncut obsidian]

yo mama gay

and yo dads lesbian

[inland jackal]

Thanks

[inland jackal]

He looks like a mix of egyptian and mayan

[inland jackal]

I watched emesis blue and i gotta say its hella good

[atomic crane]

i didnt like it i couldnt make it very far

[oblique spire]

@grizzled meadow IM AT THE FUNNY

[atomic crane]

i got to where the soldier was in the car

[inland jackal]

Purple is good, at least one guy is named purple guy

[oblique spire]

i have finally found the source of the meme

[inland jackal]

Thats at the beginning

[oblique spire]

lfg

[atomic crane]

watching breakin bad?

[glad carbon]

daily reminder that uhhmmm the thing the uhhmmm yeah it uhmmm

[atomic crane]

yeah i said i couldnt get very far

[oblique spire]

yep

almost finished the show

then its BCS

[inland jackal]

Fair enough

[oblique spire]

then El camino

[atomic crane]

hell ye

el camino is ok, dont get your hopes up

i liked it

i would watch it before BCS though personally

BCS doesnt tie into el camino afaik

so its better if the end of BB is fresh in your mind

[oblique spire]

Bet

[inland jackal]

BBs

[atomic crane]

damn now i want to rewatch BB - EC - BCS

[inland jackal]

Isnt bcs supposed to be prequel of bb?

Thats what i heard

[atomic crane]

prequel for saul

its his backstory

[inland jackal]

What about ec

Necer seen it

Never*

[atomic crane]

sequel for jesse

[solar obsidian]

after bb

[atomic crane]

shows what he was up to at the end/after the end of BB

[inland jackal]

Shouldn't the order be bcs bb ec then

[atomic crane]

BCS works best if you have some attachment to this "saul" guy

[minor cypress]

[inland jackal]

True

[oblique spire]

Why the fuck does one of Jack's men have a full on BAR

[atomic crane]

i forget lmao

[inland jackal]

2 Germans walk into a BAR

End of joke

[oblique spire]

real

[minor cypress]

Checkmate atheists

[atomic crane]

one german says to the other "glk- hk- gahgrrhghhllrhlgh"

[minor cypress]

Wait my post

[inland jackal]

Imagine belt fed AUG

[atomic crane]

rest in peace germans that walked into the BAR

[oblique spire]

GAWD DAYUM

I like the sound of the AA12 in BB

[atomic crane]

what episode ar eyou on

i am going to find the sound

[inland jackal]

Fuck you

It actually looks dope

[uncut obsidian]

watch murder drones

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_tMDAFT4m1g?si=VdKo9VKeiHqA6i4z

[atomic crane]

what ep you on

[oblique spire]

end of S5 EP13

like

just before it goes to the credits

[atomic crane]

oh man

that's good

[oblique spire]

just fuckin THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

[atomic crane]

you hear every bang and every lubricated metal-on-metal sound from the receiver

badass sound design

[oblique spire]

exactly

[inland jackal]

I do have something that will catch almost everyones attention

https://youtu.be/GiVA7a2eIVg?si=YaJZkwtILH6hmeY8

[oblique spire]

If someone said i could have any shotgun I'd choose the AA12

Because who WOULDNT want a full auto 12g

[atomic crane]

well yeah

but also

for what purpose

collection?

[oblique spire]

yes

[inland jackal]

Also its fully automatic

[minor cypress]

Gun jesus

[inland jackal]

Ian

[atomic crane]

cuz if i'm going to the zone i'm taking a remington 870 or mossberg 590

[oblique spire]

and i mean if i was in america and someone broke in, of which i didnt know what type of fuckin plates and or guns they arecarrying

haha 12g to the legs

[atomic crane]

no one is wearing plates when they break in aside from fedboys

[minor cypress]

Fun fact, we used to be able to get aa12 easily, but despite being semi auto, atf said it was "too easy to convert" to full auto and siezed a bunch of em.

[oblique spire]

Blind fire around the corner and just dump the entire mag

[minor cypress]

Tarkov leg meta irl

[oblique spire]

realllllllll

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[atomic crane]

best home defense weapon is a suppressed pistol imo, weapon retention and functional eyesight retention are king

[crimson flame]

but why

[uncut obsidian]

not my attention

[atomic crane]

sure i can blast multiple 12 gauge shells down the hallway but then i can't see a thing

[inland jackal]

Noted

Doom shells vs flechette

[atomic crane]

flashlight fixes this too but suppressor also helps with the bangs

[inland jackal]

Who gon win

[oblique spire]

See but 12g buckshot down a narrow hallway

its that easy

[atomic crane]

visually confirm the threat is neutralized

oh wait i'm blind

oh hey i'm dead

[inland jackal]

Flashbang rounds

[oblique spire]

Aim low

if you hear a "MY FUCKING LEGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

fire again

[inland jackal]

Imagine flashbang round every second shot

[atomic crane]

you're wrong i need to be able to visually confirm if the threat is gone or not

[oblique spire]

Tarkov KS-23 meta

[minor cypress]

But sling

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[atomic crane]

but barrel length

going through doorway

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-rifle-ar15-gif-23772996

[oblique spire]

honestly the best home defense weapon is C4 filled walls lets be real

[minor cypress]

Right gun + sling and light.

[inland jackal]

Get a taurus judge at that point

[minor cypress]

Maybe with a shorter can

[atomic crane]

i would agree but that cant fit a suppressor (im guessing), is super loud, has a limited amount of shells loaded at one time like a shotgun, etc

[robust cove]

Real

[oblique spire]

Drum mag shotty

[oblique spire]

PABLO ESCABAR

[inland jackal]

Im sure it can fit a suppressor

[minor cypress]

Idk about you but my ass is gonna rat at the end of a hall till peeps/police show up. I aint solo clearing shit my guy

[robust cove]

Ahoi soldier

[inland jackal]

Its a revolver shotgun

[minor cypress]

They can take a stroll down the lead hallway if they want my tv so bad

[oblique spire]

[atomic crane]

that's the right move yeah but if you're blind from muzzle flash and deaf from firing off rounds without earpro how are you going to tell if the dude is getting ready to shoot back or is running up on your rat ass lmao

[inland jackal]

Pair with decoy

[minor cypress]

Keep earpro on nightstand

[atomic crane]

but then you can't hear the guy anyway

[oblique spire]

Simply throw a grenade down the hallway

[atomic crane]

suppressor is OP man i'm telling you

[eager igloo]

Honestly? Flashbangs, pepper spray and non lethal ammo

[oblique spire]

Home invaders hate this one trick

[minor cypress]

Earpro with active noise cancelling

[atomic crane]

it's still loud but not as loud

[minor cypress]

But also suppressor is the way to go for HD

[eager igloo]

You gonna damage your house less

[oblique spire]

9 bang

[eager igloo]

And it leaves less cleaning

[minor cypress]

Just throw a furby at him

[atomic crane]

honestly putting earpro on aside from making you deaf anyway is also just another step to getting your gun up

[eager igloo]

And then you can drag intruders to the cellar and do unspeakable things to them

Put them in a rubber room

With rats

[minor cypress]

Make them watch the Ricardo sissification loop for 12+ hours while drip feeding them ketamine until mindbreak

Ez

[atomic crane]

i put a TV at the end of my fatal funnel and set it to max brightness, then make it strobe and play ricardo

[oblique spire]

Baby shark 12 hour loop

[atomic crane]

pressure plate at the top of the stairs turns the TV on

i wake up and rush to my kill-hole on the inside of my bedroom

[rancid iris]

roomba claymore

[minor cypress]

The last thing they see before becoming ventilated

Bleeding out as the music slowly warbles as they loose consciousness to ricardos thicc cheeks clapping

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpmWTyKt3hk

i would prefer this song blasting at 500% volume

[minor cypress]

New home upgrade idea.

[rancid iris]

have an emergency all power off switch, NODs, roomba claymores and shotgun traps

ez

[minor cypress]

Home alarm system, but it starts blaring bfg division instead of alarm tones

[uncut obsidian]

hehe benis

i fell over sorry guys

[atomic crane]

it calls the police for you but all they hear is the alarm

[rancid iris]

LMAO

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/savathun-destiny2-dies-of-cringe-savathun-dies-hive-gif-25028573

[atomic crane]

they're like "HOLD ON SIR WE HAVE THE ARMY COMING"

[rancid iris]

“Oh god someone broke into his house again, get ems en route for the perp”

[minor cypress]

"Oh fuck its this house again"

[atomic crane]

"STAY OFF THE LINE"

[robust cove]

Why was it WET???

[rancid iris]

the irony of that being savathun is a big

[atomic crane]

went outside after the goon sesh

[uncut obsidian]

dripping cock

[robust cove]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/drip-chicken-drip-chicken_drip-drip-chicken-chicken-gif-27284399

[atomic crane]

dripping cock after goon sesh

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jumpscare-cock-gif-26169689

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[atomic crane]

im gonna feel so bad when my son walks through the front door, foolishly setting off the shotgun trap aimed at his ankles and also the trapdoor that drops him into the 5 foot deep pit of punji sticks

[minor cypress]

Tbh, seeing Ricardo at the end of a hallway with strobes, bfg division and an autist with nods, and an ar with a bad dragon foregrip is pretty fucking daunting.

Would instantly uninvade that house.

[uncut obsidian]

oopsie, what a silly mistake!

[minor cypress]

Hmm, punji sticks coated in horseradish

[lunar brook]

#cawk-chat

[robust cove]

Dripping Cawk chat

[oblique spire]

Guys

Want a picture of a frog

[robust cove]

Yes

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dota-dota-basshunter-ventrilo-dota-gif-24304418

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-pepe-frog-frog-meme-gif-15306343561269235136

[oblique spire]

Its specifically a picture of a frog foot

[minor cypress]

No grippers?

[robust cove]

[clear vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694882545157799967/1045665441961492530/uh.gif?ex=65326754&is=651ff254&hm=9c4c115eea9252e0468a8fd6ddf9dfa6631c5f0f237fe39544bf5ef0e319e1cb&

[atomic crane]

can you spot the F-22

[oblique spire]

I know that picture

you can't bait me with an F-22

[atomic crane]

if you know the picture you'll get the joke

[oblique spire]

I know the picture yes

[uncut obsidian]

holy shit i saw a russian waltuh

[oblique spire]

Its of that lanky ass SCP goofy headass built like a discount slenderman lookin headass

[odd sail]

your president

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

literally a copy

[atomic crane]

the image is from a story about how someone saw 1 pixel of the SCP and it hunted the guy down

[uncut obsidian]

I'm not that famous to be his housewife yet

also hiiiiii

[atomic crane]

so the joke is in your frogfoot pic there's 1 pixel of an F-22 and its gonna hunt you down

[odd sail]

you are his femboy lieutenant

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/me-omw-to-mating-press-you-isopod-insect-marine-life-corvus-gif-22327553

[slender rock]

Wait, what

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/isopod-gif-27167797

[oblique spire]

Si

I know

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/isopod-gif-25270634

[atomic crane]

you acted confused and didnt laugh at the joke

what is going on here

[oblique spire]

Oh wait that makes sense now smh

I thought you just wanted me to perish after my amazing joke

[atomic crane]

nah i was making an epic joke myself, gamer

[oblique spire]

Anyways, le funny 👏

[slender rock]

[gleaming grove]

isopods 😍

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/tsundere-anime-anime-tsundere-tsundere-anime-cute-gif-23727927

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMaX-VszKmA

[atomic crane]

nile

[slender rock]

nah that's just ghetto hoodrat shit

[atomic crane]

why do you have all that anal lube nile

[odd sail]

he needed it

but no longer needs it

[atomic crane]

he skipped the lubrication and opted for the straight painkiller

god his ass must be getting torn apart

[oblique spire]

Anyways @atomic crane Enjoy my friend, double frogfoot action

[slender rock]

NileGreen

[oblique spire]

Ok chat i have a question

Regarding what I believe to be, sub optimal conditions

mind weighing in here with your opinions on the matter?

[atomic crane]

the SA-6 next town over:

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[oblique spire]

real

ANYWAYS

[minor cypress]

Go on

[oblique spire]

This is what i believe to be sub optimal conditions

But im not sure

[atomic crane]

LENS FLARE

[slender rock]

cunts facked mate

[oblique spire]

yeah not wrong ey its a bit how ya going but im sure she'll buff out

[atomic crane]

what the fuck

[slender rock]

ah yeah, just set her down right quick... softly

[tranquil cedar]

All four wheels flat
Retarded friend gets out of the car to defend the driver
Driver almost runs retarded friend over
Rans through a construction area, ruining the doors and front and rear bumpers
Children in the car during all of this
Leaves her friend behind

[uncut obsidian]

smartest murican driver

[tranquil cedar]

GOD'S DRUNKEST DRIVER

🙏

[atomic crane]

people like this save me from questioning my own intelligence

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Loulou

[oblique spire]

She'll be right

[slender rock]

👍

[fading shuttle]

tell matpat that whatever he is smoking, i want it

[tranquil cedar]

Actually I can see the biblical shit

I mean the main "villian"'s name is Caine

[atomic crane]

its not that deep bro its not that deep

[fading shuttle]

the villain would be judas if pomni was jesus christ you retard

[minor cypress]

Yes, clown girl bible speak

[atomic crane]

people cant stop glazing on this stupid character saying shit like "clussy" i dont think there's anything biblical there

[fading shuttle]

YES

[minor cypress]

[fading shuttle]

this is just pure matpat cocaine schizophrenia

[minor cypress]

The clussy hours are upon us

https://tenor.com/view/here-she-comes-shea-brennan-sam-elliott-1883-shes-here-gif-24817247

[fading shuttle]

something something harlequins apparently dont count as clowns

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1014143978276393041/No-video-title-fdown.net.mp4?ex=655362ae&is=6540edae&hm=9667b14f999b1d8f067eea0cf5a4223ce5be81423213316e47b9778a6a7405ff&

[slender rock]

depends the clussy, okay you have jester clussy, mime clussy or Juggalette Clussy

last one is... dangerous

there's more but I can't be fucked to name them all

you get the point

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966037707476332585/1013876129972625449/DDLVID.COM-1564245216000937984.mp4
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960064656498647040/1013685502702002196/unknown.png

[fading shuttle]

her tits are fake

that is lore

[atomic crane]

your jordans are fake

[fading shuttle]

those are skin colored baloons

they arent real

[zealous remnant]

honk honk

[wraith osprey]

😔

[minor cypress]

clussy lore

[fading shuttle]

https://youtu.be/QeS2jlmG_xo?t=160 it has been timestamped

[atomic crane]

i did not realize the extent to which i could hate any singular living thing

[fading shuttle]

observe and understand, she has no titys

[atomic crane]

until this moment

[atomic crane]

i just

i want to die

[minor cypress]

As much as i hate getting youtube ads for honkai starrail

[atomic crane]

she is an underworld doctor

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cate-gif-26111613

[minor cypress]

Almost as good as my best temu ad i found

[atomic crane]

what
how

[hot snow]

imagine you take your cat out to the ocean scuba diving in one of those things and you just drop em into the void

[uncut obsidian]

kys for that thought

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-gif-19956322

[atomic crane]

you just see it slowly descending into the pitch blackness, bubbling away

[glad carbon]

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1013467351582261338/RDT_20220827_2112166681397968446032395.jpg?ex=655a2705&is=6547b205&hm=0f0b1e3b9b7883a251aeb8fa74e71d495794a91b9985f994c469afd5a4f71eb8&

[copper pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-shy-kermit-terrified-scared-gif-17697469

[grizzled meadow]

[uncut obsidian]

falco

falco falco falco

[slender rock]

pfft

[atomic crane]

original message deleted

that's not good

[slender rock]

are the polish peeps awake atm??

[grizzled meadow]

@mint mist are you awake

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-dick-pic-iron-man-blacksmith-gif-21227736

[uncut obsidian]

rat

Italian rat

[foggy mantle]

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[slender rock]

idk what this says besides oh yay package ?

idk

[uncut obsidian]

oh the package arrived

is what it says

[atomic crane]

my meme, my beautiful meme, was censored by the man

and i get called italian for my suffering

[mint mist]

why would i be asleep

[uncut obsidian]

fr

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-scorpio-simpsons-scorpio-the-simpsons-gif-14574125

[slender rock]

context clue I knew Paczka is gonna be parcel/Package

one of those loan words

[uncut obsidian]

посылка

[slender rock]

mm

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/m-and-ms-mm-chocolate-wave-blow-kiss-gif-17493325

[slender rock]

I get lost on Cyrillic

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1012856072970719362/Screenshot_20220826-182827_Instagram.jpg?ex=6557edb9&is=654578b9&hm=d16fcfa600aeb95505c811c06ea7af8ce6b800f5dc5842331f69e5c58a78fb92&

[mint mist]

can someone help asap

[austere shadow]

Mwadi can speak husar lango?

[uncut obsidian]

hwat lhat

[mint mist]

this is a rocket launcher, which way does the rocket go out

[austere shadow]

[minor cypress]

[weak jackal]

being stronger than a straight person obviously

to endure the hardships of phobia

but not strong enough to admit it

[atomic crane]

the covered end

[grizzled meadow]

Motherfucker ahahahahaha

[mint mist]

i just broke my teeth ffs

[lapis zinc]

Glue them back

[weak jackal]

eat more teeth

[lapis zinc]

Both are valid choices

[slender rock]

wtf eating rocks or?

[mint mist]

no, i broke it with my other teeth

i clashed both of them by like WICKED strength

and it oomfied

[slender rock]

why?

[mint mist]

missclick

[slender rock]

you're not a brit are you

idk

dental is fucked here in the states too

idk

[weak jackal]

last time i went to the dentist it was gonna be 500 dollar but then my isurance said "no" and it was 0 dollars

got 2 fillings

[slender rock]

nice

my left rear molar just caved in, had that removed

[slender rock]

took almost a month or two to heal from that

and fillings, didn't pay for it either poor healthcare paid for it

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-doin-hello-austin-powers-smiles-gif-14586998

[slender rock]

Medi-cal covers stuff that is emergency like if it directly affects you health wise

cosmetic fixes. no