#🎪bruh-fart
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battle of poop and piss
They whitewashed no Russians
yeah
My only ick
they made CoD's best villain look like ben shapiro

in todays world its more controversial
You're literally russian
shouldn't it be all good now?
well terrorism is still bad you know
this conversation can turn into politics real easily
and I literally could not give even less shit about that mission, not 10 years ago, not now


sounds like media's problem
yeah

He looks like one of my NCO's I had in the Marine Corps lol
I should invade Nam
Yea they aged him like 20 years younger
Yup
Come invade these cheeks
I noscoped it straight between the cheeks
My gf slaps me harder
you sure she loves and not, you know
powerless to take you down for good
maybe she was trying to strangle your ass all this time and you thought it's some foreplay
make it clap boy
you could have been the boolets guy

Had to give him the spotlight
need more boolates
Dont like being viral
I hate the feeling of taking a hot dump that felt messy. But then you wipe and there's nothing.
shadow ass
you can do it now boolates guy has stopped I think
Nah pass
Fiber gummies
free money
throw it down private
Live bz reaction
BACK THAT UP NOW, PRIVATE!
Lol
"SIR GET DOWN"
hoorah!

i wanna sit on that
quinn has a pussy confirmed wants to sit on men's faces
Mood.
@slate crown let touch eachothers pp's
20 dolla
I thought this was mutual enjoyment
Nothing is for free hun
you better have a phat ass boi
Its a man eat man world

what
there are
steve jobs

guys its no nut november
So?
right forgot

nonstop nut november
its actually no n-word november
real
Can i have a water PLEASE
i failed in like 20 minutes 😔
Ma'am
damn no way its mr Gamma himself
He's literally him
Aim true
dragon breath

for a fat ass
Finally
My ass needed a tan anyways
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Storm
jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Plum
Plum puddin
p!meme
bruh
why she eat thanos balls 😢
Me when @placid sail
(it was the first result for plum btw)
That's a promise
remember when you could search infinity stones in gifs tab and there would just be a thanos penis
album art be like
@narrow lotus
Damn i didn't know you were chill like that 🤝
that house can be seen anywhere between paris and budapest
why it look like that hallway from inception
kőbánya alsó 
It would actually be easier to get an entrance visa from Afghanistan to Uzbekistan than through Turkmenistan
Bro is completing side quests in real life
Turkmenistan doens't let anyone into the country
Miles isn't known for being all that smart
Turkmenistan is central asian North Korea
he's been posting quite often recently
said he's gonna open a gold mine in afghanistan

He's made it this far
MF DOOM
ah yes, turkmenistan greatest country will be the ones to finally break afghanistan's reputation as the graveyard of empires
pov: someone pinged ledy
@main moon @winged chasm
https://youtu.be/gy2B6kkkLYk?si=M4v2WgqarwiJ7Aps
Oh boi
That could have happen to me if they would have accepted me in the Warehouse and im still glad they took that Romanian guy that got fired a month later for stealing.
My Sister works there watching the Cameras 
call me Abe cuz I ain't Linking with you hoes
it's been known for like 2 weeks now, some cool stories from his captivity
call me abe cuz ill be shot in the head one day
bring back the veiny snickers
https://fxtwitter.com/Murdoink/status/1721557883496612162 an interview of mr alan wake himself
milkyways have them veins
wdym they were never taken away
who are you?
She's a special breed I think
#shorts #animation #cartoon #funny #brodyanimates #dog
JJJreact
ty
smells like hobo
i live in eastern europe, im used to it
there is no non-smoke breath
unlike you weaklings that have an asthma attack the moment you breathe in second hand smoke
ahuh
that's dumb, it's about the smell
too bad the women im into must smoke
they're gonna smoke your ass
shows they have self destructive tendencies
tendies*
I prefer if they smoke weed
I prefer if they smoke
ok weedbrain
who you callin a weebren
can discord stop having strokes
who is this?
Alex
me
some former twitch egirl turned onlyfans whore i think
I will never be her 😔
nice
drugs are bad
good choice
Damn Homer is into those 17th century english opioheads
none of what she has on onlyfans leaked yet
who?
yeag
they always smoke after Im done with them
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i thought that was a femboy
girl smoking cigs is okay
hence the "i need my dick sucked asap" gif
but IQOS is a fucking deal breaker
what is that
she has tits bro
having tits does not equal female anymore AlexTheDegenerate
everything about her points at "cis female"
in fact i'm a man and i've had tits almost my whole life
u mean "female"
so you look like her?
"tobacco heating system" basically a way to sell tobacco for more cash and supposedly "less harmful"
iqos is way better. at least it doesnt stink from a far
"non existent entity"
but that shit smells like socks/cat piss/some other abysmal shit
god if only
what are you on about boy
iqos stinks like hell
so basically a 12 volt cigarette lighter out of a car
cant even say vagina haver these days
its just a regular cigarette with an aparatus to hold the smoke
you can always suck her strapon
nuh uh
whats iqos
special iqos ammo
shorter than ciggies, supposedly can't smoke them without the device by just lighting them as usual
fancy
like in delight's pfp?
no
the homie offering me a reload for my iqos: LAST MAG, MAKE IT COUNT
thats just a cigarette holder
iqos is just ciggies for people who can't give it up for good but concerned with their untimely demise from lung cancer, which iqos don't help with but it's a reassurance
weaklings
take your lung cancer like a man zoomer
but the taste and smell is nice
I'm older than you
how old are you
do vapes cause canzer the same as normal cigarettes or do they just cause pneumonia like your average concentrated inhalation of water
true, though i didnt know those retards advertised it as "safer". thats just pure cope the moment you see what an iqos is. my brother uses it
do I want to flex on you enough to face the sad reality of my old ass sitting in this sorry server
yes
how old are you
yeah no you weren't winning that
only 7 years older than me and worried about people calling him old
I know for a fact I'm one of the oldies
the only entities even older are mbomnis
who is like
200
you're a year younger than my sister
29 is old
oh boy
why arent you smoking opium like you used to back in the day, i didnt think you even knew what a vape was
and someone else
i dont consider under 40 "old"
thats cus you are old
that's a healthy approach
how old are you alex
and we don't do healthy around here
19

i'm only 3 years older than you bro
old man
damn well guess that means i'm in the right age group for your mom
and needless to say that at the end of the day, the nicotine itself is still, you know, harmful
i may have vaped with a burnt wick in the past
trying to exude every drop of THC out of the cart because i couldn't afford to buy more
also some vape flavors can be fucky
ugh
but basically if you buy trusted mass produced juices you're more or less good
buttery vape
ive never vaped or smoked
never start
i will now
the only drug i do these days is alcohol, but i'm stopping that too
im not listening to you grandpa
don't try to find the healthier alternative, just don't do it, nicotine succo de mayo
vaping has got to be ten times better for you than smoking cigarettes but it's best to just never start
i will smoke crack
leave your poor lungs alone
my pulse dropped noticeably when I switched from ciggies to vapes
you cant stop me
plus I'm not funding local azerbaijani ciggies smuggling cartel, which is a nice bonus
plus you can vape in many places where you can't smoke
wasn't really the case when I smoked ciggies so I wouldn't know
nicotine causes high heart rate and high blood pressure cuz it's a stimulant
doesnt help that it dumps a huge amount into your blood stream so fast since it's inhaled
dangerous for a fat fuck like me
alcohol also causes high blood pressure which i did not know until recently
so no more alcohol either
fat + smoking = start saving money for your future heart transplant
when i'm no longer a fat fuck though i think i'll continue drinking because it's fun
Good
occasional drinking
Less time on Sol-3
Gayday 2 and chill
gayday? that's every day for me bro
Drinking in game AND irl
Gayday 3 was bad
It felloff
still havent fixed it]
it was? i'm glad i didnt spend money on it
Needed more time in the oven
Too rushed
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'We Come Together' written...

allegedly discord is down
yep
Thank god
Some integrity for once
Source: The Killers - Mr. Brightside https://youtu.be/l7MaKmKJqoc
Aggressive Neco Arc voice model by Sokar
#aicover #necoarc
Man you suck at this
Leave it to the professional femboys
i need a discord daddy to gift me nitro
using emojis from other servers? making dripped out server profiles?? ANIMATED STICKERS AND EMOJIS?!?!?!?!!
HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA BAZOOIING HONK HONK AWOOOOOOGA
we should add flights of stairs everywhere to deter fat people from existing within society
we should add those really thin monastery doors so fat people cant enter buildings
Let's start with that water melon seller
4chan greentext/thread about a guy possibly causing an international incident on the Mexican border out of pure hatred for an assrock outside his apartment window
Music is Tomfoolery from Spongebob 💎For shitposting and video ideas: https://discord.gg/7ck3yMdsQr
that would just prevent fat people from existing period
exactly
I'm gonna do a fuuny
fnuuy
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Pass1
i would kick the shit out of that fucking thing
gronk or whatever his name was
grok
grok
baby gronk

will baby grok become the gamma king or is he just getting rizzed up by monolith
baby grok just stole hip from the trade king
@heavy peak @solar obsidian @grizzled meadow @uncut obsidian @lunar brook @fading shuttle @oblique spire @stone blade @ruby minnow @main moon @crimson flame @pale ingot @weak jackal @sage otter @river zealot @pastel quartz @rancid iris
piss off
getting warned speedrun
getting banned speedrun*
no grok ping
I did a funey
pussa
Ill see you in 2 years
that was funny?
baby grok is now property of elon musk

I tried to @ more people but there is a limit smh
ping grok or no baguette
@maiden carbon
I @ ppl that are cool, you don't have to try and be a smartass
didn't even piing s5 , madi , falco and iedy
I did
there is no try
only do
yeah
Blind ass mf
ok , mf
s5 is the first name blind boy
imagine reading
honestly this jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj guy woke up brainfart so i must be thankful for that
fuck that JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ guy
sorry for 2 minute delay had to cum in your mom firstt
mid-bust ping
gotta go chase women brb
I came in turke
Damn didn’t even get the privilege to get brainfart pinged
you fuck turkeys?
the turke
runs down dark empty alleyway instead of staying on the well-lit populated street
very common excercise
women ☕
bench pressing
i will be brief
Months have passed and you uploaded terrible memes and showing no interest in upping your meme collection.
Furthermore even when you do meme, you constantly post terrible memes. It has started to make us reeee.
Since you spend most of your time being a degenerate non-memer, the team has decided to remove your meme badge, effective immediately.
chasing women at night
yes
too long
didn't read
testicular torsion
@grizzled meadow
he is so ridiculously little
snitch
I warned him headass, he could delete and prob get away with it, but he posts another one 
deleting would make it so much worse
fuck you mean lol
i sure do hope no one posts any nword in brainfart today
makes no difference
true
citation needed
cite deez nuts what the fuck do yuo want from me
it does
mods can see deleted posts
I know
idk i think its funny to spread misinformation i just dont like snitches 
mods will see deleted posts
weeb
I didn't @ a mod you mongoloid the fuck are you on
god i fucking love this video every time i see it but i know jit is getting banned the instant a mod checks brainfart
aaaaaand that's a slur, banned
Jokes on you I did not mind at all I just jammed with the music
I think i should prepare for a
YES I AM A MONGOLOID. IN MY HEART I'M A MONGOLOID. YES WE ARE THAT
i don't watch anime but i do culturally appropriate it
Like so :
REAL
lauter chat
that's what I was hoping for, I wanted to make this since morning 
lauteeeer
ive never played ranger on terraria tbh
same
im an exclusively mage type goon
Harder
or summoner. summoner is fine.
melee gang
die-to-slime gang
true
I got gun
i crave violence only a sword can sate
why does pressing the up arrow not make you swim up
why do i drown every time i play terraria
and then ragequit 5 minutes into the game
Because
you need erm,m accessories to acquire swimming abilities
or just get the j's and you can walk on fucking water
be like jesus
or get the jesus and walk on him
remember that part in the bible where he put on a pair of J's and then started walking on fucking water
Can't believe they lied to us
Gun
i appreciate the fact that youre still posting memes despite the inevitable clock ticking down to you getting banned (if you delete the earlier memes mods will see it even sooner because of message logs)
Die
my favorite youtuber is nikocado brah on jod
love his violin tutorial videos fr
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I spent 5 days with Nikocado Avocado. I got to know him. I spent time with him. I ate with him. He tried eating me. I interviewed him. This is what you all wanted.
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W...
he jacks a lot?!
i mean atleast he's working something out
stardew valley my beloved
fuck it, post gachi
I shall accept my fate for i am a silly goober
my beloved indeed
maybe we live in the alternate universe where mods just forget about brainfart for a while and the memes are never found (it wont happen)
my true love is haley
nothing better than making a blond bimbo crave the farmland
when "I can fix her" actually works
Then brainfart would liok like this
clearly you havent been in brainfart for long
I havent no
3 seconds spent in brainfart and already about to get banned 💔
i am still just a cat in a race
how much borderline porn can one post in brainfart before he gets vaporized
why are you posting pony ass
not much
Why arnt YOU posting pony ass 👆
You should keep yourself safe
IT'S CALLED CLOPPING DAD
Yeah I got muted for posting someone pooping once
cause i keep it to myself
IT WAS A FUNNY MEME
huh, modern day bronies also enjoy scat
who would have thought
this is totally @spiral stump
https://youtu.be/qUxmonNjZRg
and some of us are already fucking braindead
what kind of furry shit
Those are the monolith people of brainfart
even i cant condone that
kill yourself pony fucker
alex being based as always
IT'S CALLED CLOPPING DAD (when alex tells you to kill yourself you know it's bad)
it wasnt scat it was a meme of someone trying to poop into a basketball hoop
why do I feel like people got brainwashed into Monolith because C-consciousness ran 1000 tiktok posts through their brain all at once
I tried stalcraft
Worst mistake of my life
for the love of god
we should kill you little bro
kill yourself
Yes
shouldve asked me, i could explain how much of a mistake it is
Some good memes finally
Aight good night
Good job guys the ponybooru is down due to DDoS
The pvp fucking sucks if you are new
or if you prefer i could put you in contact with my friend, so he could explain in detail how bad of a decision that is
please stop
yeah this is weird
thank you, thank you
i used my strongest bot net
please
Do you post these ironically
Okay ill stop
thanks
who is this retard
thanks for asking nicely
twist his nuts
Idk how to express my feelings towards stalcraft after i just got camped by 2 bandits with aks on full auto
this is worse than tCoAaL
heyyyyy
pony fucker
bad to the bone plays
incest isnt as bad as bestiality, i think
Cmon mods
atleast one of them is still with a consenting adult
ARTHAS?!
Great opinion as always Alex, thank you for this contribution 🤝
THE CULLING OF STRATHHOME?!
as always, i live to serve
of brainfart*
Brother get the flamer
The heavy
Thats the guy from skyrim
i cant >:(, my pfp is of my cat
Skill issue
agreed
Vapes are mini fog makers
With smell
i prefer fog makers that dont require manual pumping by breathing the fog into my lungs
ty
I never smoked anything but i wouldn't start with vapes for sure
FIREBALL
i love when weed brains try to tell me smoking weed isn't giving them lung cancer
Scp420-J
cast in that order for a combo
Theres bunch in parkinsons section
Then i said Make ready... Prepare!
Blud, Are you dumb? Are you getting rude to man?
BOP! Yeah blud! who's endz you comin to now fam? pussssyhole!
can i DM you?
boorgir
i withhold my right to change my mind at any time but yeah
marijuana is for losers, real men inhale zinc and lead oxide fumes
goddamn now thats playing in my head
i'll help you out
yeah my head is filled with the brain rot this buggo guy sent me
Uraaaaaaaaaaanium fever 
has gone and got me down
hotline miami hydrogen starts
uraaaaaaaaanium fever is spreading all around
with a geiger counter in my hand
i'm a goin out to stake me some government land
thank you
thank you
me too 🤝
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is so wholesome reddit 100! you dropped your crown king. Thanks for the silver kind stranger!
Chungus moment
bear
What's your favourite slur that Stalkers' yell out as a combat bark?
top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm
You won't find stalker players in here
I like the one that starts with P and ends with idor but I keep getting warned when I try to talk about it 😦
KRILL YOUR SHELF!!!!!!!!
insane lore?!
ISHYGDDT
hello kathy
damn
so how hard can you shitpost here exactly?
very
so no revealing power levels?
Thats just when skom opens this chat
if you're lucky enough you can get by with anything
(when mods arent watching)
They check back anyways
it'd be 
!1984
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The only time he was in here was when he got exiled for the luls
kek fucker deserved it for realz
you give a man an ass he gonna look at the ass
The day he got moderator was like 9/11 for all the main chats
Give us 20
hiiiiii
"He hit the second channel"
Hi how are you
I guess I could, but fuck it, maybe I'll get a hooker and do lines off her ass instead
weakling 
josta isnt built for brainfart
i only need to be this strong '
📚 Void ( | vɔɪd )
- Lacking any legal or binding force
- An empty area or space
- Excrete or discharge from the body
- The state of nonexistence
- Declare invalid
lmfao for realz?
irony aint just a metal
kek, sunlight fucked them
I love him fr
same
"Nahhh, put me back"
i loveyou!!!!!!
I love refrigerators
god i love dracula flow
source?
look up dracula flow on youtube.. the trilogy is insane
he woke up to 2 dogs mauling the entirety of rostok
this shit aint nothing to me man i'll kill you you son of a bitch
Your claims are looser than your mothers ass cheeks
sorry but I've been focusing on her barely out of frame tits
this zaza got me speaking esperanto
🌽
t. unemployed
The difference between being persistent and wasting your time is a thin line
elaborate
erm they're called blanks
persisting in foolishness is waste of time by definition
Seems you've elaborated for yourself quite fine
so what foolishness are you persisting in that you need to confess?
Who said anything about me


why can she hit that sigma type shit with a side of green goblin
actually
roblox man face
thats a man bro
yeah nobody is happy there
close enough
somebody always gets raped in the shower for some reason
haha
even better
It's always Alex
try warfare mode i had lurkers and zombies invade
you sleep in the mechanic's building and wonder why your ass hurts the next day
ask the mechanic and he blames the emissions
my future wife
and suddenly for no reason at all...
bro i'm thinking like why this didn't stop
did discord bring a loop feature
It does
but no it was just infinite
your just not far enough in
its 1 minute 44 seconds long
psy waves cause prostate cancer
source is my ass
18 naked Duty Soldiers in the shower of Rostok
big bulging grachs ever so hard
18 naked dutyers wanting to be fucked
With dutyers you cant be cucked!
who is this random newcomer
ayooo 
tf you mean newcomer?
is he fucking aruond and finding out in newbie chat rn
wouldn't you like to know weather boy
SEX KEBABS
hey listen if he has any relevancy to the history of this server i wouldnt know because i either have the memory of a goldfish or havent been around long enough to know
guys how do I crop .webm? A 17 y/o mod banned it because it has 'nigga' in the caption?


ill go sleep (i will be on my fone for like 20 minutes before i eventually drift off into sleep)
nice drift
why do they call it oven when you in the hot food put out the cold food?
everyone whose name starts with 'ham' go to bed
what the fuck are you talking about
jesse
11pm aneurysm
i might have school tomorrow but i will stay up late anyway then complain that i'm really tired and sleepy when i wake up
you are too young to be up this late young man
Go drink your bedtime beer
real
Well I hope you get beter.
Why not
Amen.

not christiain
We got mr scrooge over here
i follow Allah and his righteous path
Not Christian either
At least you believe in Jesus then right?
He's a muslim prophet iirc
Can we make a toast to toast?
Uhh no he's Jesus.
And Mary is considered a saint, correct me if needed
Burt toast actually
in islam you dingus
Berry buert nost
MOTHAFUCKIN NEWPORTS BITCH!! IMMA BE THE RICHEST MF IN THE HOOD
Is christmas even a strictly Christian holiday at this point
Berrey blavergol burnta tolts
I would so chill under a toadstool with a gnome, smoke a dank long ass pipe
nobody will stop you, unless you're retarded about it
reap the benefit of every farm
just celebrate any holiday that is supposed to give you gifts and ignore every holiday that implies any obligations from you
lmao
the system is too big
Maximize the rest days
they will never know, nobody will prosecute or punish you
DAE like when people stay in their own countries so you don't have to learn their culture?
real
like in ramadan
i get the money
but i don't do the other things
that is needed
money is my religion bro
You're chinese then
so you worship Mammon
Not Turkish
I am not sure there is enough religions and cultures to make the whole year a rest day, but that would be ideal
Just make new ones
who knows maybe one of my great great great grandfathers fucked with a chinese woman
@austere shadow dangerously based
nah they get pissy about it
Tell them to settle it with your legal team and then you give em Josta's discord tag 
we commit tax fraud and tie it all to josta after 1.0 release
i'm in
5 STAR 5 STAR
i'll tell the IRS that he's a dog
the fools trying to nuke me not realizing i 100% sekiro
I want to try this game, if it exists
Stay in your own country plz



