🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

Never thought brainfart could dissapoint me further

[upper axle]

imagine thinking anything said here is serious

[orchid robin]

No no

[odd sail]

hi

[orchid robin]

I know thay

[upper axle]

this place operates on 4chan rules. "if it sounds cool, happy, or badass, it's likely fake and you shouldnt believe it. if it's depressing as fuck and actually horrible to read, it's unfortunately probably real"

[orchid robin]

I knot that all too well

[upper axle]

the guy in the hat in this vid looks lobotomized.

"head empty no thoughts" personified

[orchid robin]

The hat is to hide the surgery scars

[odd sail]

this place radiates 4chan vibes

who are we kidding

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Beerman

[orchid robin]

Especially like a year ago

[upper axle]

this place basically is /k/ and /v/ crossbred but there's bare minimum rules and enforcement.

throw in a light sprinkling of /a/ and /vt/ occasionally for flavor

[tranquil cedar]

What about /an/

I saved a spider from drowning in my bath today

I hope he's doing okay

[orchid robin]

Fun fact

Scientists once held a certain species of spider (cant remember which one) under water for 24 hours. Believing it to have ran out of oxygen they pulled it out, only for it to reanimate and scuttle away

[high meteor]

That's terrifying

Thank you for the fun fact

[orchid robin]

Another fun fact

There are spiders that can use their webbing as paragliders during strong wind in australia, allowing them to travel even kilometers

[orchid robin]

The conclusion?

You are not safe

[slender rock]

🔪

[orchid robin]

Be it water or air

[past nacelle]

@odd sail https://youtu.be/p1PID91sEW8?
🐡

[high meteor]

That may be true

Just one slight issue

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-stab-gif-21258926

[orchid robin]

You are not in my walls, dont lie to me

[high meteor]

Your walls?

I am in MY walls

[orchid robin]

Orientation issue

[uncut obsidian]

he will murder you in your sleep

[orchid robin]

Madi, theres a higher chance YOU will murder somebody than that spider

[upper axle]

barely anyone here goes outside my guy, you're foolish for thinking /an/ could exist here

[uncut obsidian]

how

[upper axle]

real

[orchid robin]

Are you asking how as in how would you ever be able to kill someone or?

[austere shadow]

Fr

[odd sail]

a /pol/ undertone

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[orchid robin]

Gun

Knife

[uncut obsidian]

i don't have gun

[past nacelle]

@odd sail isn't it cute

[upper axle]

only some users tho. the ones who are dumb.

[odd sail]

more like poisonous

[orchid robin]

Yet

[uncut obsidian]

i'll never hav gun

[past nacelle]

[uncut obsidian]

at least while im in russia

[odd sail]

so called equality and mutual respect when someone from (insert country) logs in

[odd sail]

it's cute tho

[orchid robin]

Hes going the tacticool femboy route

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-owo-gun-gif-15890706

[crimson flame]

this is why god has abandoned us

[orchid robin]

I know a 40 year old redneck did this

100%

[upper axle]

honestly i respect a twink that knows how to actually fight and shoot a gun, and owns actual gear enough to be prepared far more than i respect one who acts like a coomer on the internet all day and does nothing productive with their life.

[crimson flame]

happened at a mall i was in last night. someone tried to drive a showcase car and it smashes stores and elevators. idk if anyone dies 💀

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Ou8123

[pastel quartz]

@river robin

[orchid robin]

Idk, tacticool people might have experience with guns but rarely the tactics involved in using them

[upper axle]

agreed, thus why i didnt say tacticool.

[crimson flame]

lmao

[upper axle]

tacticool by definition is based in trends and what's "cool" for guns right now, and entirely removed from a basis in practicality and good tactics.

[crimson flame]

he drove

[uncut obsidian]

i can count the amount of pixels on this image

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

invictus role gone?

[orchid robin]

Do it

[upper axle]

end of the day, my point is that i aint gonna discriminate based on looks in how i select members for my fireteam for going innawoods. everyone gets a fair shake to prove they're proficient and capable. seen way too many people who you'd think aint shit actually turn out to be asskickers to judge by looks anymore.

[crimson flame]

i could take one myself but i just ignored it lmao

[orchid robin]

I will pay you 102938372738 russian roubles ( 1€)

[uncut obsidian]

it was deleted several months ago

[final cedar]

how can I differentiate from the plebs now? I need to flaunt my superiority

[orchid robin]

Welcome to the garbage dump motherfucker

[final cedar]

shame?

[crimson flame]

ha point and laugh at the tryhard

[odd sail]

hi metro

[orchid robin]

No grass

[final cedar]

hi!

[crimson flame]

[crimson flame]

[final cedar]

probably never manged to get a full run done

[orchid robin]

I bet someone skipped work just so he could continue his invictus run

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726832505373720666/1170513550570180728/boykisser_gunshot.mov?ex=655950b1&is=6546dbb1&hm=6f629041cfc2455ae37cd1969d1351b163e698d904d9bb63fe0497419756d7a9&

[solar obsidian]

many did, with cranked up drops, conditions and with mods that give op guns, bonuses, stats

[upper axle]

still pissed that this didnt get to happen

[pastel quartz]

Isn't it still gonna happen?

Ik outta loop

[uncut obsidian]

nooooooooooooooo

[uncut obsidian]

hold up, obligatory @grizzled meadow ping

[upper axle]

it got cancelled really soon after it was being planned. iirc because of some insane reason like elon's mom not wanting him to do it

[pastel quartz]

Weak

[orchid robin]

Or or

[crimson flame]

@pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

Hear me out

[pastel quartz]

It is fear for the lizard man

[orchid robin]

Hes a little bitch

[final cedar]

would need some checksum to verfiy game integrity / settings for unified invictus confirmation

[pastel quartz]

🫂

[upper axle]

TBH warranted, Zucc is a legitimate competitive martial artist for a long time and has won tournaments. elon's an out of shape 40+ year old dude who did like, bare minimum fake kung fu at some hollywood bullshit dojo.

[solar obsidian]

iirc modders thought of that, but you can still just cheat it anyway

[upper axle]

he is a little bitch tho i will agree

[final cedar]

true

[solar obsidian]

also, just too much work

[pastel quartz]

Uea I saw Zuckerberg wona a Brazilian ju jitsu matches

https://tenor.com/view/funny-musk-trump-maga-politics-gif-26249219

Vs this

[orchid robin]

Also zuckerberg doesnt look like she swalloed a pufferfish

[final cedar]

isn't suck 20 years younger?

[orchid robin]

Yes

But

It was elon who talked shit first

[final cedar]

ofc he did

[crimson flame]

i wanna see him get beat up

literal manchild

i swear the purchase of twitter reduces his iq by 50

[final cedar]

he gonna disappear once he defaults on the 10 billion loan he took out to buy twitter

he has to pay 1 billion a year in interest

[orchid robin]

Imagine beingb the richest man in the world and setting the record for most money lost on a single investment

[pastel quartz]

Idm how far outdated the images are but we can assume they are still similar to this unless roids .were involved

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/VVxN.gif

[crimson flame]

doesnt look roided to me

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1167541141688823808/speed.gif#

[crimson flame]

even if he is roided when fight happens, it wont change much

[pastel quartz]

I mean that if they are drastically different loolong right now not at the time the photo was taken

[crimson flame]

ooh

[solar obsidian]

ultra rare zuck W

[pastel quartz]

He has all your personal information

[solar obsidian]

i know

[final cedar]

musk might be. that torso looks fucked up. As if on gear but no workout

[orchid robin]

God he knows me so well

[lunar brook]

His loss

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-gif-25515456

[final cedar]

think they have blood boys?

[orchid robin]

No

[solar obsidian]

nice job, team 🤓

[upper axle]

NGL tho it looks like they turned the part of the cab they chopped off into extra storage space and it looks actually cool IMO

i'd buy one.

[final cedar]

I think it's just a mechanic's joke. cause you loose 50% of the storage space that way

[orchid robin]

Nu uh, look at all that juicy space ready for fresh air

[upper axle]

well yeah they could have done it in a way that gave more storage i agree. instead of choping half the cab off they could have instead walled off that section of cab and made bigger external accessible compartments and retained the general outline of the car, keeping the aerodynamics largely intact in the process as well.

[glad carbon]

elon only slimmed down because of uhh

what was that drug they recently made available

ozempic?

just makes u not hungry

@pastel quartz yep... ur going on the rape list ✅

[upper axle]

that said, the solution they came up with is ultimately safer for a vehicle because it doesnt block vision during driving

[orchid robin]

Back in my days you would get a warning from Aldourien for that

Maybe even a mute

[glad carbon]

[orchid robin]

Bitch youre lucky he retired

[pale ingot]

most turkish car ive ever seen

[devout hull]

🤝

[past nacelle]

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4nUyVmmoTQ

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OxAAVQNZRdc?feature=share

oh yeah

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mZlM8g94Eb8?feature=share

[grizzled meadow]

[spiral stump]

@slender rock @past nacelle @devout hull @pastel quartz @final cedar @odd sail @toxic sundial https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjWdLWb6/

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m8cZWA-JK40?feature=share

[devout hull]

I don't open TikTok.

Also dox yourself.

[spiral stump]

@devout hull wut u mean dox myself?

[devout hull]

Now.

[spiral stump]

@devout hull im confused

[slender rock]

its a shitpost

[spiral stump]

@slender rock slllluuuurrrp

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-rocks-rocks-geology-back-pocket-hex-gif-22530961

@fallow trellis

[final cedar]

download the video at least if you gonna send tiktok shit

I ain't watching this on the platform

[spiral stump]

@final cedar idk how

[final cedar]

google "download tiktok"

oh

wait

[spiral stump]

okay instructions unclear i impregnated my sister

[final cedar]

you can put vx infront of the tiktok link

to fix the embed

[spiral stump]

https://vx.tiktok.com/ZMjWdLWb6/

lol

[final cedar]

without the dot

different domain than tiktok

[spiral stump]

https://vxtiktok.com/ZMjWdLWb6/

[final cedar]

well. shame

no the vx was the thing, it's just broken now

[uncut obsidian]

finally decided to play it

[spiral stump]

i expected a virus

[final cedar]

what's that

[uncut obsidian]

"this is the police"

[spiral stump]

this is your mom

i clapped get cheeks

[spiral stump]

thx

[final cedar]

how old is your sister?

since you didn't have one growing up I assume she's WAAAAY younger

[spiral stump]

22

[fallow trellis]

unless i see any form of verification that your profession is a Geologist, all of you are just posers

fakers even

[odd sail]

pinged

[spiral stump]

ill upload my diploma later

[fallow trellis]

just say you love me

[final cedar]

I think you're lying. Where's her body. The rest of the family deserves to know

[spiral stump]

i love you 😭

[final cedar]

ohmygawd

[spiral stump]

your not my real dad

[final cedar]

wha...no, of course not

[odd sail]

oh mah gahh

[spiral stump]

can we clap cheeks?

[odd sail]

kill yourself

[spiral stump]

can we kill eachother?

[spiral stump]

i wish i were a bird

[odd sail]

no

only kill you

[spiral stump]

cani get a prostate message first?

[final cedar]

dude, vlad is underage

[final cedar]

stop being a creep

[slender rock]

fucking hell

[odd sail]

buggo is underage not me

[slender rock]

ugh

I looked in the mirror thanks to genetics my hair is thinning at the top

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

😢

[spiral stump]

can minors be banned yet!?

[odd sail]

soon ™️

I'm gonna bald in my 30s

[slender rock]

Nooo

[final cedar]

don't worry. having a full head of hair after 25 is cringe

[slender rock]

ouch

thanks

[odd sail]

I'm gonna rock the johnny sinns haircut

[slender rock]

😦

[spiral stump]

all your hair migrates to your back as you age

[final cedar]

rogaine rots your brains

[slender rock]

wasn't there a different one beside that shit

besides Folic acid and vita

[spiral stump]

go fusey tube style and get a hair tatoe

[odd sail]

you can't stop anything

other than your dandruff

[final cedar]

Minoxidil is just widening the blood vessels so your hair roots get more nutrients

[slender rock]

only fucking connection I have to the feather Indian heritage i have

[spiral stump]

widening

[stone blade]

ayy zhivkov is in there

[slender rock]

is the long hair is like the connection to ancestors and warrior spirit stuff

etc etc..

[stone blade]

Alo vladi

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/stickergiant-always-ready-ready-hair-down-ready-to-go-gif-26034039

[odd sail]

the cure to male baldness is a mosin nagant M1891

[final cedar]

ngl the whole balding long hair style can work

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/nasty-oni-jason-momoa-bald-gif-20416056

[slender rock]

I mean I've had high and tight

[glad carbon]

@odd sail hiiiii boozeboy

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/hairline-spray-spray-on-balding-gif-11608847

[odd sail]

hi Jeff the Kisser

[spiral stump]

where the fuck is my hi

[odd sail]

I shit you not I had to paint over dad's bald pate in photoshop once

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-annoyed-bad-vibes-throw-it-whats-going-on-gif-16325118

[slender rock]

fuck

[devout hull]

I guess a mosin is the only solution.

[spiral stump]

where my hi

[stone blade]

ALO VLADIII

NU NAHUI DEBIL

blind mf

[odd sail]

You forgot china

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-angry-gif-20121278

[odd sail]

alo giovanni

[stone blade]

hihi

[spiral stump]

well fuck you then

[devout hull]

No, some scientist got arrested for making someone's baby immune to the parents' STD.

[final cedar]

I recently read a thing about how good microtrauma works for loss prevention. think they used some needle gun to achieve that.

[odd sail]

I am typing on mobile I am blind on mobile pizdets

[odd sail]

china?

[devout hull]

Yeah.

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/rude-ass-bitch-yo-angry-gif-4296133

[odd sail]

shit I thought they were the ones making genetically edited babies with government mandates

[final cedar]

it was twins and he done it more than once already

also saying STD instead of HIV makes it seem like they can't get the clap anymore

[devout hull]

My man got arrested for improving humanity's genepool. He proved that it was easily repeatable, too.

[final cedar]

dude's a loose cannon

[odd sail]

did he use crispr or some novel method

[final cedar]

next he gonna make chinese dicks bigger, we can't have that

[pastel quartz]

Kilst thyneself

[odd sail]

he's easily getting recruited by a corporation though after his release

shit they might even pay his bail

[pastel quartz]

Kilst thyneself aswell

[devout hull]

I would ask for a knot and a flat head.

[pastel quartz]

Man I sure do also love rocks almost like it's my profession : l

[final cedar]

explain

[devout hull]

breeding

[final cedar]

oh... HELL NO

you mean like a horse dog hybrid?

[devout hull]

Yes.

[odd sail]

hog

[odd sail]

dorse

[devout hull]

A hog.

[final cedar]

[odd sail]

dorsey

[devout hull]

Dorse is better.

I want a dorse cock.

[odd sail]

Dorsia

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/fugorg-fugorg-machinery-glaggleland-blibbles-field-thorn-glognut-gif-14967644167105822260

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-soviet-mi24-hind-helicopter-gif-25193333

[pastel quartz]

Ops aing gon catch me pullin up wit tha thingamajig

[upper axle]

he is ordering you to reveal your physical address, presumably to ease the amount of effort he must take to come over and kill you.

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bEY8V.gif

she got a letter EVERY YEAR

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[stone blade]

Bulgaria isn't 90% gypsy houses and apartments tho

non factual shit meme

I'm sorry

[final cedar]

made by a turkish nationalist on a 2005 computer

[ocean pulsar]

pull up in the watchamacallit

[stone blade]

what?

[ocean pulsar]

what?

[stone blade]

at least insult my country properly

[pastel quartz]

♻️🤓

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-what-youre-doing-this-is-what-i-want-you-to-do-gif-19589141

[stone blade]

aha

[pastel quartz]

me rn

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-babybeans-babybeansdesigns-cat-hi-cat-hello-gif-11694844958654797346

[final cedar]

Turkish lira mentioned. Place of origin traced

[ocean pulsar]

alright that's it I'm getting political

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/606497915287896076/1073183296705540166/British.gif

[final cedar]

how about you get some bitches on your dick instead

[ocean pulsar]

yeah should probably do that

[dreamy flax]

📚 Bitch ( | bɪʧ )

• Informal terms for objecting
• A person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked
• Say mean things
• Complain
• An unpleasant difficulty

[ocean pulsar]

I would not like such a partner as defined above!

[dreamy flax]

📚 bitch

one of the most versatile words in the english language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, [anticipation], despair, [endearment], envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and [intonation].

[lost tartan]

why is from whom the bell tolls playing?

[dreamy flax]

📚 noided

used to [say that] [one is] feeling [paranoid].

[ocean pulsar]

It's crazy seeing the english language degrade in real time

[stone blade]

?

[pastel quartz]

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664276554427269155/1146175225302618143/a712f273991f923557c8698405a02fb9258a3a9cc6c1b3e90673cdff65c5ff64_1.gif.gif

[glad carbon]

we stay noided

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1168362466984599552/AboutThat.mp4.mp4?ex=65517d57&is=653f0857&hm=e029f489452aa0a9a1c44457dee475b9038536739749587b29e845e9b0a1fe8a&

[final cedar]

noided is an improvement of the english vocabulary

[stone blade]

I legit told you the meme is factualy bad

[stone blade]

because it is

[ocean pulsar]

yes I'm sure

[pastel quartz]

[lost tartan]

🤓

[stone blade]

yall dont know how to insult someones country properly

legit

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bFx44.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1168969267715256420/0386220F-90A3-4141-9DB4-CB0C11B6808C.gif?ex=6553b277&is=65413d77&hm=4d9931929a406a6cfe1255532b894f913af1d5d9615a313ea9bce8f251fec3bd&

[glad carbon]

country of beggars and hobos

[stone blade]

there we go

jeff knows

[final cedar]

bulgaria?

[glad carbon]

an even poorer romania

[ocean pulsar]

backstabbing imperialistic poor country

[glad carbon]

atleast they know how to pickpocket

bulgarians have nothing

[final cedar]

I've been in bulgaria, all I remember are huge vegetables and lots of smoking

also Rakija

[stone blade]

rakija as well yes

[ocean pulsar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbo-Bulgarian_War

never forget

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bnxap.gif

[upper axle]

Master of Disguise-type beat

https://tenor.com/view/master-of-disguise-what-youre-doing-gif-11056391

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1152202586821251102/mula_aaa.gif

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v7ZgxMQADak?feature=share

[slender rock]

smooth as fuck EPI pen opening tho

[final cedar]

dude looks like one of those logan people

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-tree-laughing-wise-tree-gif-14065728210147082615

[ocean pulsar]

I like how the phrasing makes this sound like some ancient esoteric wizard race

[final cedar]

loganian necromancer

[slender rock]

yeah

but the emt dude is funny tho

logan isnt

[final cedar]

I'm looking for a flash game. Anyone remember this game where you defended a barricade from zombies?

[odd sail]

forgor

[ocean pulsar]

blonchi the gronk

[odd sail]

bocchi the grock

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Soccer1

[glad carbon]

MESSI!!!!

[molten solar]

cool

same shit different day

[orchid robin]

Oh nonono

Its different day brand new shit

Thats the problem

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612604434190434314/1127954098696749107/17658CF0-B2C6-4EEC-97FC-ECF53D6749DF.gif

[molten solar]

ahh

for me it’s the same

just about

rotting away at home

[ocean pulsar]

I feel that

[orchid robin]

Any studies?

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Darlene

[odd sail]

Alderson

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/becker-chungus-passos-anxious-worried-gif-16382924

[odd sail]

doloressepiol I haven't forgotten

[final cedar]

Right on the money

[ocean pulsar]

If y'all want a trip down memory lane Flashpoint Archive has a collection of all the popular flash games from back in the day

[final cedar]

can't believe how hard this throws me back

[ocean pulsar]

a 1.4TB archive of literally everything and a 3gb one with only the popular ones

[final cedar]

we took good game design for granted back then

[ocean pulsar]

these were the spice

[final cedar]

Bow man

[oblique spire]

prolly this

[final cedar]

you could shoot straight up and give yourself a bird hat

[ocean pulsar]

real

[final cedar]

it's on steam

[rancid iris]

bird hat

[oblique spire]

yep

all 4 games

in the collection

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-up-gif-12554333

[rancid iris]

YES

[oblique spire]

nvm its the 3 games for this collection @final cedar

[ocean pulsar]

this shit has everything

[grizzled meadow]

Bird hat more like bird up

[molten solar]

I go to college so yeah

[odd sail]

what major

[molten solar]

english

[odd sail]

lame

[orchid robin]

Oh

Well have fun

[odd sail]

lmao, even

[molten solar]

@orchid robin wbu?

[orchid robin]

I hear it can be odd

[grizzled meadow]

lamo, if you will

[molten solar]

💀

[odd sail]

lmaotrigine

[grizzled meadow]

[stone shoal]

What holy grail is this

[orchid robin]

Military officer academy

[odd sail]

degree in tea drinking and thigh shanking

[stone shoal]

What have you just uncovered

[ocean pulsar]

Flashpoint Archive

[odd sail]

does it have hobo 6

[molten solar]

more💅✨

[molten solar]

that’s great

[odd sail]

pragerU

more like

poggerU

[uncut obsidian]

kissU

[odd sail]

[molten solar]

madi

what’s up

[quartz ridge]

is this legit

[orchid robin]

Well......so far im undecided but its only been a month

[uncut obsidian]

November

It's you

[final cedar]

p!kiss @final cedar

[foggy mantle]

Duke Metro of Madagascar is kissing themselves.. what?

Powered by weeb.sh

[ocean pulsar]

the top 100 doesn't have hobo 6 but it does have hobo brawl

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-24239187

[uncut obsidian]

It's November the fifth

[ocean pulsar]

you can download individual games iirc as well

[odd sail]

[grizzled meadow]

Remember remember

[odd sail]

gypsy simulator

[orchid robin]

The 5th of november

I see of no reason

Why the gunpowder treason

[uncut obsidian]

I don't get the reference

Kill me

[orchid robin]

Should ever be forgot

[ocean pulsar]

this one?

[grizzled meadow]

Daaamn, guess I have to download the point at this point

[odd sail]

[quartz ridge]

deathtly

currently 2 am

didnt know

[molten solar]

👉

[ocean pulsar]

yup yup

[quartz ridge]

it was 2 am

[uncut obsidian]

have you ever played This is The Police?

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/left-the-oven-on-cod-zombies-gif-25595119

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-remember-v-for-vendetta-happy-guy-fawkes-day-the5th-of-november-gif-12829141

[orchid robin]

Im coming over, strapping you to a chair and making you watch V for Vendetta

[molten solar]

your birthday’s coming up

[grizzled meadow]

No but I know the name of the game

[odd sail]

yes please

shave madi's head

[orchid robin]

Whose

[uncut obsidian]

you should play it someday, it's great

playing it rn

[molten solar]

madi

[odd sail]

guy fawkes' night must be celebrated

[uncut obsidian]

yez

[odd sail]

[final cedar]

what's this

[ocean pulsar]

Flashpoint Infinity Archive

someone archived all the flash games ever

[orchid robin]

Wait

[ocean pulsar]

think it's something like 1.4TB if you were to download the whole thing

[orchid robin]

Madi, have you at least watched inception

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/eMN_aGB2CS0?si=kPjfpP76_Nwm_U-l

[uncut obsidian]

no

[final cedar]

oh yeah, realized I got it in on my p2p server

[orchid robin]

Okay you are staying strapped to that chair until you watch every classic

[molten solar]

@orchid robin it’s been nice catching up

[final cedar]

uploaded ... 62tb

[orchid robin]

Same

[molten solar]

i’ll be back in a few

weeks

[orchid robin]

Same same

I will be here for another 2 hours

Train and all

[uncut obsidian]

where have you been

[molten solar]

on discord

just not this server

wbu?

[orchid robin]

Smh, november doesnt care for us

Tho honestly thats a good choice

Imagine being stuck here

[molten solar]

true

I have simply moved on

[orchid robin]

You have touched grass?

[molten solar]

in minecraft

[orchid robin]

Still somethinf

[uncut obsidian]

moved to a different city

[orchid robin]

Oh right, you got into that college you wanted?

The one that looks like a private island resort?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

you just realised?

[molten solar]

O.o

that’s sick

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Civic

[orchid robin]

Well i never asked you whether you did manage to

[uncut obsidian]

shame you never checked #╟❓general-offtopic

[orchid robin]

Brainfart is my only love

You could take everything else away and i wouldnt even notice

[uncut obsidian]

hey @orchid robin wanna get cancer

[orchid robin]

Why yes i do

[uncut obsidian]

check dm

[molten solar]

I thought this was north korea

[final cedar]

can you go into the water if it was summer?

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093864196057333873/1145916592685842442/caption-38.gif

[final cedar]

It's a coastal city, right?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[robust cove]

no, there are wild gopniks in the water

[orchid robin]

Didnt get cancer, but was appalled by xiaomi phone

[uncut obsidian]

i mean, I'm really close to NK

and China

and Japan by water

[robust cove]

do a funny

[orchid robin]

You know what to do

[uncut obsidian]

no im not escaping illegally

[final cedar]

so much light

[robust cove]

I'm sure China would be a GREAT desination

[odd sail]

escape from vostok

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Elwood

[orchid robin]

Fine then, ig youre not fit to be a bad bitch

[uncut obsidian]

so much... de light...

[robust cove]

real

[uncut obsidian]

I'm not THAT bratty though

[dreamy flax]

giganticpavlo, your new nickname is Jjjjjj

[robust cove]

nice

[final cedar]

bet you can convince some japanese fishing captain to pick you up and bring you to the land of anime and robot toilets

[robust cove]

I'm the sound that goes on in maja's head

[orchid robin]

Okay lets completely forget i said anything and not delve deeper

[final cedar]

xelA stroking out

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bv0j-the-j-letter-j-cat-shake-gif-22597374

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bv0j-the-j-letter-j-cat-shake-gif-22597374

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bv0j-the-j-letter-j-cat-shake-gif-22597374

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bGYLW.gif

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Eduardo

[odd sail]

eduard khil

[robust cove]

spaniard

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/trololo-edvard-khil-hello-smile-gif-14140145

[orchid robin]

Okay you can stop flexing

[solar obsidian]

thank you, google map street view

[uncut obsidian]

im boutta repost all the pics cus dutyer never checked #╟❓general-offtopic

[robust cove]

me neither, post them

[orchid robin]

You do that and i will piss on that beach

[solar obsidian]

post links to them

[solar obsidian]

and post memes

[robust cove]

no

[orchid robin]

Thats it

Im pissing on your beach

[final cedar]

strange placement for those tables down there

ig it's for orientation, still

[uncut obsidian]

it was some event down there

that's a pic from the main building of the uni

[orchid robin]

STOP

[uncut obsidian]

it has uhhhh 12 floors i think

[robust cove]

this where the cock inspection committee sits

[robust cove]

I didn't know those existed in Russia

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/begone-demon-exorcism-garlic-begone-demons-gif-15627834

[uncut obsidian]

those what

[robust cove]

people

[orchid robin]

People? Ikr, so bizzare

AAAYYYYYYY

[robust cove]

🤝

[rancid iris]

@final cedar

[robust cove]

not enough hardbass

[uncut obsidian]

that happens behind the Transformer Booths

[robust cove]

silent hill is in Russia???

[orchid robin]

Madi, i will force you to watch V for Vendetta till you can recite the movie by heart

[uncut obsidian]

because that's not allowed on the campus

[copper pendant]

[uncut obsidian]

do it

[odd sail]

madivostok

everyone pee on the beach

[orchid robin]

I WILL FUCKIN STRAP YOU TO A CHAIR AND MAKE YOU LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBERS BABY TILL YOUR EARS BLEED

[robust cove]

beach on the pee

[uncut obsidian]

because that wasn't this university

[uncut obsidian]

:3

[orchid robin]

Jesus christ you really are a bottom, i cant win this

[uncut obsidian]

:3

exactly

[orchid robin]

How can one win when the opoonent perceives every threat as a promise

[uncut obsidian]

traffic here is so fucking bad that the cops just don't care

People park wherever they want and drive however they want

[orchid robin]

Just get a bicycle

Damn

[uncut obsidian]

surely

[orchid robin]

Or you know

Use your legs

[uncut obsidian]

surely you can easily drive around these hills on a bicycle

[orchid robin]

How fuckin massive is that island

[uncut obsidian]

these pics aren't from the island

it's the City

[orchid robin]

Wait i thought the island had dorms

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin this is a miniature version of the university

[uncut obsidian]

it does, i just sent pics from the city and the uni combined

there are buses

but you'd be lucky if you'll get out of a bus alive

they're constantly ovecrowded

India type shit

https://tenor.com/view/india-overload-fail-bombay-bus-gif-12211440

[orchid robin]

Then why are you in the city

[uncut obsidian]

i have to go to the city at least every week for shops

there are shops in the uni but the prices are too big

you have to go to the city to buy food

[orchid robin]

Oooohhhh

[uncut obsidian]

and the drive to the city takes 30-40 minutes

[orchid robin]

Oh i thought it would be skirts.....ig food is important too

[uncut obsidian]

i got online shops for that

[orchid robin]

Very true

[uncut obsidian]

There is

Two of them

But the prices are 20-40% bigger than if you'd go to the city

[crimson flame]

hes more bottom than you

[uncut obsidian]

Since the products have to get delivered to the island

[orchid robin]

I gotta buy a balaclava and some winter boots cuz theres talk we will be 24 hours in the woods in december as part of practice

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin https://goo.gl/maps/dGiFhcgekoAphGxe7

[stone blade]

alo

[orchid robin]

Tf is that

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[uncut obsidian]

my exact location

[stone blade]

Aloo wtf is this

[orchid robin]

What am i gonna do with that

[stone blade]

reserve military base

[uncut obsidian]

check the place on Google maps

if you wanna see the size

[stone blade]

madi is this a campus?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[stone blade]

alo alo

[orchid robin]

Cough, ive seen bigger

[stone blade]

get me a monster from the shop will you

[uncut obsidian]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

its a nice ass campus honestly

props to the people who designed it

[orchid robin]

Wrong reply

[stone blade]

this is my university building plus the dorms behindit

[orchid robin]

I love you too person who i dont remember cuz everyone has diff names now

[stone blade]

@uncut obsidian

[orchid robin]

Oh

Hi ted

Im doing well....at least i believe so

What about you

[ocean pulsar]

sticks

[stone blade]

dorms

DORMS!! TARKOV REFERENCE

[orchid robin]

I too am finally experiencing the feeling of earning money but also having to spend it

[stone blade]

Fun fact: the closest shop which is a lidl is 1.4KM away from the building

so

imagine living in those dorms

[uncut obsidian]

they don't look that bad

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[stone blade]

They dont

[orchid robin]

Bro back in greece the closest shop to me was 2km away

[stone blade]

they are relatively new

[uncut obsidian]

wellll, one small issue
you can't drink tap water

[stone blade]

ok haskovo

[orchid robin]

Omg, just like bootcamp

[stone blade]

in greece and Bulgaria this is nothing

its walking distance

[uncut obsidian]

we have to order 19 Liter bottles every week

[orchid robin]

Ik

[stone blade]

is it iradiated?

[orchid robin]

Thats the problem

Its clean

[stone blade]

[uncut obsidian]

le kitchen

[uncut obsidian]

white bubbles form in it if you boil it

[orchid robin]

You got a nicer kitchen than we do

[stone blade]

Fun fact: I said Haskovo because it's a town in Bulgaria which was contaminated with uranium some years ago because some tanker had spilled so in that town the water is more or less fucked @uncut obsidian

[molten solar]

doesn’t look too bad

[uncut obsidian]

everyone says that drinking tap water will give you some disease

[molten solar]

clean too

[uncut obsidian]

I don't know the reason behind tap water being not suitable for drinking here

[molten solar]

cholera?

[stone blade]

drink it no balls

[orchid robin]

Malaria?

[uncut obsidian]

nuhuh

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

He will have no balls if he drinks that

[odd sail]

enterotoxicogenic E coli

[orchid robin]

Wait madi is 17? I thought he was 18

[stone blade]

remember when crystal put the wrong age so she got locked by discord

[uncut obsidian]

they put estrogen in the water

[stone blade]

no wonder you're like that

[uncut obsidian]

12 days until my 18th birthday

[stone blade]

dorm 214 is down the corridor it has a safe inside it

reshala is on the lower floor

[orchid robin]

1 month till my 19th, respect your elders

[ocean pulsar]

spot the tarkov addict

[stone blade]

no

not true

[uncut obsidian]

Holy shit thanks i found a shit ton of loot for the hideout

[molten solar]

soon to be 19th gang

[stone blade]

ofc

yw madi

[orchid robin]

Clown on those younger bitches

[uncut obsidian]

grandpa

[molten solar]

proud to be an elder

[orchid robin]

A, petulant child

[uncut obsidian]

we got elevators too

dorms have 7 floors

[orchid robin]

One day you will be like me, looking down at the young and going "lmao, goofy ass mfs"

Honestly i would believe that

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1168568764183351386/1108862500675530782.gif?ex=65523d78&is=653fc878&hm=43e3d37a1325e6bbc8318b578ed9ca624e845ac659daa61d4b81a97b7ebcdaa3&

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/onew-bellboy-gif-25423941

[orchid robin]

See?

[ocean pulsar]

[orchid robin]

Hed be the gayest bellboy ever and people would love him for it

[uncut obsidian]

we even got maids

rooms get cleaned every 10 days

i don't have a maid dress so i can't clean my room sadly

[stone blade]

buy one then

[orchid robin]

Pffttt, someone has never cleaned the house with just underwear on

9293857284728 rubles......so around 20€

[uncut obsidian]

670-4700 rubles, there's different ones

[orchid robin]

We are talking about normal ones

Not the revealing ones

[uncut obsidian]

exactly

[orchid robin]

That despite having less material

Probably cost more

Cuz fashion be groovy like that

[uncut obsidian]

it's the opposite, actually

the cheapest revealing one is 441 rubles

[orchid robin]

Well then, in the name of saving up money. I wouldnt blame you

[uncut obsidian]

it's around 95/1 rn

easier to just say 100

[orchid robin]

Oh shit

Thats

Bad

[uncut obsidian]

so yes, the most expensive one is $47

Why

[stone blade]

madi setting up the onlyfans as we speak

[orchid robin]

Cuz inflation

[orchid robin]

Bitch, ive been subscribed to that for 3 weeks now

[uncut obsidian]

The most expensive one is this anyways, bad

black and white better

[stone blade]

Too pink

[uncut obsidian]

i gotta leave the country somehow

[orchid robin]

Dont worry, just find a cargo plane and board it without being seen

Unless someone here is

[zinc compass]

the Cargo 200 Incident

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/looks-like-a-little-bitch-jontron-zoom-gif-17187069

[stone blade]

reveal the right one

ayoo

[zinc compass]

also why so cheap for maid dresses?

[uncut obsidian]

inb4 the plane goes towards [war]

[zinc compass]

674 roubles?

[uncut obsidian]

Online shops

[zinc compass]

prob Chinese

[orchid robin]

Parachute and godlike maneuvering skills to make it to the border

[mortal crane]

This dress looks remind me of a sudden magical girl

[uncut obsidian]

god bless Xi for providing me cheap maid dresses

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/the-tren-twins-gif-27603154

[orchid robin]

Back in my day you had to work for your maid dress, now every bottom gets one and barely does any cleaning

[zinc compass]

just wait when the war ends

[orchid robin]

[fading shuttle]

its more of an "if" than a "when" at this point

[zinc compass]

ehh

give it 5 years

[storm stream]

The only time I saw a guy wearing a dress in public was during Summer, and it was the grayest, bleakest looking dude in his 40s
🤮🤮🤮

[zinc compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1134972141666840608/1135924479256711298/togif.gif

40s?

[fading shuttle]

prehistoric femboy

[storm stream]

Mby mid 30s but not a young guy certainly

[zinc compass]

it got out of control

they forgot to put a limit

[uncut obsidian]

nuh uh

i don't wanna skip through my twink life by waiting for that

[zinc compass]

i seen other euro countrys deport russians

[orchid robin]

Probably tourists who didnt have grant for permanent stay

I mean besr option since the aircraft they arrived on is no longer allowed to land in the EU

[sage otter]

Hi chat

[uncut obsidian]

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-babybeans-babybeansdesigns-cat-hi-cat-hello-gif-11694844958654797346

[uncut obsidian]

and also probably due to their [political views]

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[orchid robin]

Madi agrees with me? Fuck what happened to the old me

[sage otter]

Found brainfart's blackest bunker

[uncut obsidian]

the brainfart brainrot got you

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-punch-kuze-video-game-gif-17689093

[wraith osprey]

this is where i post from

[orchid robin]

IT WAS PRECISELY THE BRAINFART BRAINROT THAT MADE ME ANTAGONIZE EVERY MOD

IVE LOST IT

Im starting to become normal

Dear Grok

[sage otter]

Keep calm

You're a dutyer, you'll never be normal

That's okay

[orchid robin]

I CANT KEEP CALM

I spend too much time around people, i need to revert back to the basement

[zinc compass]

back to the basement C h i l d

[orchid robin]

Child? I am practically an elder at this poinf

I tower over 1 moderator

Maybe 2, dunno how tall the italian is

[cerulean verge]

Since when was photography not art

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[orchid robin]

Who said that

Where did they say that

Where did you come from

Where did you go

[cerulean verge]

Idk some mod

[orchid robin]

Excommunicate that fucker

[storm stream]

Would Madi wear a dress in public or just in his room for pics?

[orchid robin]

Hes in russia

The answer is obvious

[storm stream]

ohthatsright

[robust cove]

perfect place for that, as we are not actual people of course

[orchid robin]

Im a brain parasite

[final cedar]

dress reveal when

[robust cove]

the fuck

what is this topic

[cerulean verge]

To the gulag with their bad opinion

[orchid robin]

Madi with maid dress

[robust cove]

based

[orchid robin]

Every g@y person in the area is excited

[robust cove]

based imagination as always

the figments of my imagination are fucking based

[wraith osprey]

indeed

[robust cove]

nuh uh

[wraith osprey]

yuh uh

[orchid robin]

Anyways imma go nap now

Still got 1 hour

[uncut obsidian]

i mean

i would wear it for halloween

as me

literally me

[solar obsidian]

they dont have halloween

[robust cove]

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/OMF6Ev182oM_sadcat.jpg

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Willard

[slate crown]

would

also nice gamertag

[placid sail]

thank

[odd sail]

[slate crown]

trust me, that's not even the weirdest thing im into

[fluid heron]

yall needa chill out

[placid sail]

these boys work hard

and they play harder

[fluid heron]

they are definitely into some strange play

[slate crown]

what goes on in my bedroom is my business

no shame

[fluid heron]

yet you make it everyone else

[placid sail]

ignore the passerby dumpy

this is brainfart

home of sex

[river robin]

Damn

[ocean pulsar]

me?

[quaint ore]

A helicopter base

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

CHIRP

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Timmy

[odd sail]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/timmy-south-park-crazy-silly-gif-8127672

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Hole

[odd sail]

😳

[pastel quartz]

🫦

Heyyyyy

[quaint ore]

[dreamy flax]

mr.chaplain, your new nickname is Planet

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/train-tight-tiny-enter-drawn-together-gif-23003940

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Phat

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yielduniverse-planet-nft-yielduni-gif-24818137

[odd sail]

ayo

[uncut obsidian]

fat

[odd sail]

no way

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Badman

mr.chaplain, your new nickname is Istheman

[quaint ore]

Im the man

[pastel quartz]

🫦 got a phat hole eh?

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Georgia

[odd sail]

🇬🇪