🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

[orchid robin]

welll

as a private

[merry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/soul-souforasoul-red-skull-marvel-guide-gif-15541947

[cerulean verge]

Happy that they were. Like family, you don't get to pick your superiors unfortunately

[orchid robin]

honestly no cost at all, though the access to those firearms would still be restricted

[copper token]

Exactly

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794427416528683028/1170386691383627866/7e8dfd140895018a756531e2e2deb0c0b074512e4d8c238cdc1cf9483842ee4d_1.mp4?ex=6558da8b&is=6546658b&hm=0c4c70e602fe00b492ed251d0d734c396d2d27f8f187b26ec4f01b78e5aedda1&

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/exactly-young-dylan-precisely-absolutely-thats-the-point-gif-23618575

[grizzled meadow]

Non capisco che c'entra il gelato con l'essere bloccato qui, che poi non è nemmeno vero che sei bloccato

[merry pebble]

I stopped watching the movie halfway ngl

[orchid robin]

one moron pissed off our company leader sooo, idk when i will be seeing my family again

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-information-legit-gif-9202849568376436420

[copper token]

[lunar brook]

I stopped watching the movie no-way, imagine taking the bait, its obviously gonna be shit

[orchid robin]

just remember this, you are not as good at shooting as you think you are

[merry pebble]

If the Spanish continued to teach spanish in my colonized asian country. I could have understood all this.

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-me-purposefully-spreading-misinformation-on-the-internet-teddy-bear-typing-misinformation-on-the-internet-gif-27679617

[placid sail]

Non riesco nemmeno più a leggere Brainfart. Falco è caduto

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-baby-kitten-sad-gif-13931206

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-heavy-maybe-sniff-well-see-gif-16650546

[grizzled meadow]

Non è spagnolo brutto bastardo senza cultura

[merry pebble]

There were some good parts. But the moment those robots started being friendly was when I stopped 😬

[robust cove]

Sono bloccato, fratellastro

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sandwich-gif-24543393

[cerulean verge]

Always that one dude

[merry pebble]

Si

[grizzled meadow]

Non è colpa mia se metà della vecchia guardia se n'è andata...

[orchid robin]

basically

[merry pebble]

Kusina y Bintana

[orchid robin]

he came back from leave while a medical leave was being processed

[copper token]

Yo no tengo espaniol

[orchid robin]

normally it gets approved and the regular leave gets extended

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-usecface-juncker-eft-funny-gif-20183096

[cerulean verge]

Habla* smh

[orchid robin]

but he checked back into the unit and then left without a new pass

[copper token]

No. I don't like it.

[merry pebble]

Espanyol kulang kolonisasyon ng pilipinas

[orchid robin]

meaning he basically left the unit without clearance

[cerulean verge]

Ah yea that's a no no

[merry pebble]

No habla ingles

[cerulean verge]

Need permission to blow your nose much less leave base

[orchid robin]

that is literally illegal and it took our company leader some brainstorming to ensure he doesnt get restrictions on his freedom

[merry pebble]

Just blow it during showertime

[final cedar]

how are you still exiled?

[placid sail]

colpa tua personale. se avessi dato a tutti il loro gelato gratis, sarebbero rimasti. Adesso parto anch'io

[orchid robin]

and then he said quote " I want to talk to him when he comes back"

[merry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-youre-here-forever-gif-4607884

[copper token]

At gayon pa man hindi ka talaga naligtas sa kolonisasyon

[final cedar]

did you manage to install gamma already?

[placid sail]

inoltre ho il sospetto che google traduttore italiano mangi merda

[orchid robin]

you dont stay in brainfart and play gamma

thats contradictory

[merry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pinoy-ka-pala-pre-billy-alfonso-z4apnu-gaming-kabayan-pinoy-ka-pala-gif-17736690

[cerulean verge]

Yea, on paper it's an AWOL basically. Wonder if they're itching to A13 the dude

[merry pebble]

Ive been playing for ages. Already have a UNISG Nosorog

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[orchid robin]

nono, he talked to the guys on duty when he left and they managed to scribble out that he "checked back in"

[copper token]

AC130 OVERHEAD

[grizzled meadow]

Prova DeepL

[orchid robin]

but he was very pissed the whole situation occured

[copper token]

Necesito aprender español para algo que haré, así que necesito practicarlo.

[placid sail]

troppo lavoro

[merry pebble]

Google translating mf

[cerulean verge]

Always helps to know someone

[cerulean verge]

Article 13*

[orchid robin]

one guy i heard left and didnt return for a month, mf got restricted freedom (you dont get to leave the base at all) for 12 months

[placid sail]

se mai venissi di nuovo in Italia, indosserò una maglietta con scritto "troppo lavoro"

[copper token]

Yup, that's why I need to practice

[cerulean verge]

Better than being discharged

[orchid robin]

remember this

that man is a future officer

[cerulean verge]

On base don't seem too bad if you don't have shit to do outside of it. Can't say the same for everyone tho

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRY5OKhSm3Q

the maddest of lads

[copper token]

Nah, they just sent a 105 mm directly onto your position and disintegrate you

[copper token]

[merry pebble]

The True Hero of Men

[orchid robin]

we are literal students, if we dont leave or at least go out to town once a month we will most likely go insane or cut a hole in the fence like our sergeant did during quarantine

[cerulean verge]

North Korean dishonorable discharge be like

[copper token]

Social credit too low. Airstrike.

[merry pebble]

Your sergeant was not a true sergeant

[orchid robin]

Are you insane, artilerry rounds are way too expensive for that

[orchid robin]

whats a true sergeant

cuz his whole class did that

[visual stirrup]

NCO's are people too

they go crazy some times

[cerulean verge]

Fair point. I forget I'm more than just a meat computer sometimes.

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/980321895218053221/big-pants.gif

[copper token]

A few dozen thousand means nothing in the face of the US military. That's what the tax payer is for

[cerulean verge]

SEVA drip

[merry pebble]

Someone who makes the recruit make the hole . So when the CO sees it he can easily ass whoop the entire team

[pale ingot]

looted skat-9 is the greatest drip in the zone, change my mind

[cerulean verge]

Skat is slang for poop. That enough for you?

[uncut obsidian]

average Ultrakill player

[merry pebble]

GOVERNMENT BONDS ARE THE BEST INVESTMENT ALWAYS BUY

[orchid robin]

i dont think you get it, this is an academy despite its looks, so the 4th year seargeants have no power over the 1st year privates. THEY CUT THAT HOLE PERSONALLY

[orchid robin]

thats just a photo you took

[pale ingot]

whatever mannnn.. ur a h8r

[odd sail]

post the thigh highs too

[copper token]

What are you, a WWII government cartoon?

[narrow lotus]

dont be cringe madi the fuck is this

[uncut obsidian]

average Ultrakill player

that's the joke

[pale ingot]

ultrakill is stink

i played the game and finished it
did not like

[cerulean verge]

Goth gloves

[narrow lotus]

i dont get it i dont play shit games i play Tarkov

[merry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/army-tough-dictionary-sympathy-gif-16929381

[orchid robin]

its always cold in siberia

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/im-terribly-sorry-my-boy-heimerdinger-arcane-im-sorry-apologies-gif-23774614

[narrow lotus]

he moved a bit warmer to cockstock

[uncut obsidian]

to play Tarkov you have to be naked

[odd sail]

hmmmmm

[orchid robin]

thats a short distance

[stone blade]

legit 120% gey

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

a paradox

[narrow lotus]

you have to be naked , only with boots and a class 6 plate carrier

[merry pebble]

Whens season 2 coming out. Rick and morty got a controversy and season 7 is rolling.

[narrow lotus]

and if you die you do 20 pushups

thats why i can lift a truck now

[merry pebble]

Goat

I do the same when I play Warband

[placid sail]

peak brainfart comedy

[stone blade]

every lingpei kung lao I see I do 30

[merry pebble]

I can easily consume butter without having a heart attack

[pale ingot]

my main goal is to blow up

and then act like i dont know nobody

[orchid robin]

unironically saw one of our corporals during field training at camp train in the cold morning with nothing but shorts and a ballistic vest on

[stone blade]

ok abdul

[uncut obsidian]

my mango

[narrow lotus]

Me : Ok i will move my units on the hill so i take full advantage of the terrain and crossbows

Random Sea Raider throwing axe : bonjour

Everyone after i die : Guess we charge

[visual stirrup]

Fighting like Tarkov out here

[merry pebble]

Thats easy. Just eat sugar and then drink some potassium and then huff some nitrogen gas

[cerulean verge]

Good enough for the boys in 'Nam it's good enough for today's grunts too

[odd sail]

no u

[merry pebble]

Take a shot everytime your archers get into melee

[cerulean verge]

Wait aren't they getting rid of the rank 'Corporal' or renaming it at least

[orchid robin]

im in the polish army

we dont abide by your rules

[merry pebble]

Why tho?

[cerulean verge]

Respect

[merry pebble]

When sarge is dead, corpo takes his place what is he now? Baby sarge?

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLeZW7iD10

[orchid robin]

Dont get rid of it tho please, our english lecturer will demand we relearn all the US ranks again

[orchid robin]

still a corporal

[copper token]

When they figure out how to make the characters even hotter for more publicity

[merry pebble]

Hope those White named after a slavic people have not been bother you guys too much

[thin willow]

Polish army sniper school hypothermia training

[cerulean verge]

It's only the Army doing it for some reason. Everyone else is keeping it apparently. No idea why

[merry pebble]

Was om about the corporal rank being renamed/removed

[orchid robin]

what

[merry pebble]

Most probably salary reasons

Or amount of corpos

[copper token]

The military has been a political hellscape since Vietnam

[orchid robin]

while im still just in the first year of this academy, im thinking of what to do when im done with it

[merry pebble]

Its a country that starts with B

[orchid robin]

belarus

[cerulean verge]

I really wouldn't be surprised if it had to do with money or ego, 2 things that shouldn't be factored into the military but I digress

[orchid robin]

białoruś

[merry pebble]

Yes its name means what I said 😘

[orchid robin]

shitstain

[orchid robin]

white russia

[copper token]

Dutyer where are ya from

[thin willow]

Chernarus is the real threat

[cerulean verge]

Antiquation rears it's head in many forms

[orchid robin]

weeeeelllllllllllll

thats a good question my friend

[merry pebble]

Land of the 2 timed

[orchid robin]

see while im in the polish army

[copper token]

Yeah

[orchid robin]

i was bron in greece

born

[uncut obsidian]

le bron james

[cerulean verge]

I feel kinda bad about all those Duty NPCs I dropped yesterday, this one seems pretty cool guy

[merry pebble]

Most probably money. Ego for a corporal is like a gradeschool student getting a single goodjob star

[uncut obsidian]

shoot him

[orchid robin]

THATS GIANNIS ANTENTOKOUMPO YOU FUCKIN IMBECILE

sry

too harsh

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813775133248323585/1042662884276191262/Screenshot_20221116_204724.jpg

[copper token]

So you're Greek-born, polish raised? Interesting

[merry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-ragnarok-meme-perfect-gif-27213960

[uncut obsidian]

Antetokounmpo*

[orchid robin]

greek born, half greek half polish raised, recently moved to join this academy

[copper token]

Very cool

[thin willow]

Dude moved to Poland just to serve in our shitty military

Respect

[cerulean verge]

Every paper I've ever written

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/ned-leeds-spider-man-americans-europe-gif-24765903

[mint mist]

polands miltiary is shitty?

[cerulean verge]

So you have perogies and gyro at same gathering, yes?

[orchid robin]

no, my mother doesnt make em

[cerulean verge]

[orchid robin]

well, in terms of structure and organization

[thin willow]

It's underfunded and plagued by old people (like every eastern european military)

[merry pebble]

Its more love hate

[orchid robin]

holy shit the things i could tell you maja

the stories i have

[merry pebble]

Theyve been upgrading 🧠

Less vodka more wodka

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602283508886536214/1170405054734409738/c0afbda66e36433fadb1ba6652e24ec6.mov?ex=6558eba6&is=654676a6&hm=b446be02a9439511cb0103b2b459e689cc8d9a43174c3be662ce35b0eff54ac6&

[copper token]

I love the historical aspects of Europe as an American, but there's a lot I don't like, mainly the French

[cerulean verge]

Alot of militaries are still "Un-USSR'ing" themselves even still

[orchid robin]

we have a colonel who is so old and braindead about regulations that his wife left him and now he is a bitter fuck who threatens the career of every candidate here

[thin willow]

LOL

[cerulean verge]

Smh that's fucked

[merry pebble]

You should be thankful for them. They practically ruined their empire to support you as a last fuck you to the UK

[thin willow]

My uncle deserted from the army in the early 2000s when his unit's chaplain tried to seduce him

[orchid robin]

yeah, recently he got caught in base camp with his hand in his pockets and everyone rejoiced that this hypocritical fuck had a taste of his own medicine

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-teamfortress2-spy-tf2spy-flirt-gif-1332816855693062459

[thin willow]

Catholic priests can get you anywhere

[orchid robin]

our chaplain i think has a higher rank than us

[merry pebble]

Cant blame them. This is why eastern catholic priests are better cause their doctrine allows you to marry

[thin willow]

They're all pretty senior officers I'm pretty sure

[copper token]

The elites of France went, "Yeah, let's support this country trying to revolt against its overbearing and disillusioned monarchy, that definitely won't backfire on us "

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-steam-soldier-confused-count-gif-16049918

soldier tf2 irl?

[orchid robin]

no

[copper token]

"YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF DUTY"

[merry pebble]

Hope it was money well spent for them

[uncut obsidian]

A WORLD OF DUTYER

[copper token]

Hey, helped us out, and we eventually helped them get their country back from the Germans lol

[orchid robin]

that colonel removed 90 points from a candidates ranking (this is important for the decision of where you will be stationed at the end) for eating a tortilla at the wrong place at the wrong time

[thin willow]

Brother is getting sent to the Belarusian border

[orchid robin]

fuckin maybe, idk how hard it is to get these points

that could be an entire years worth of points for all i know

[merry pebble]

90% of it is border guard duty

[thin willow]

First time I've even heard of these points but it's nice to know they're still using the same system as we had in elementary school

[merry pebble]

Suck ass and you'll be a Captain

[orchid robin]

oh right, as part of practice 3rd year students get sent to the border for a week or 2

[copper token]

Poland is just waiting for an excuse to invade Belarus lol

[visual stirrup]

We may have just crossed the line

[uncut obsidian]

political?????

[visual stirrup]

with the rules

[merry pebble]

Schools never change. They just get more titles and more convoluted names

[uncut obsidian]

in brainfarten????

[thin willow]

Not in a million bajillion years @uncut obsidian

[orchid robin]

well the points dont affect your rank, they affect where you will be stationed

[uncut obsidian]

whew

[orchid robin]

if you do fine with your studies and pass the exam, you still get 1st lieutenant

[copper token]

Military and politics are completely different

[merry pebble]

So can you be stationed in France?

[cerulean verge]

The military is inherently non-political. At least it should be anyway

[uncut obsidian]

hits gas

[orchid robin]

no

within poland

[uncut obsidian]

nvm i finished the video

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/noo-no-father-elf-will-farrell-gif-14042015

[uncut obsidian]

my joke is ruined

[past nacelle]

Am blocking u

[uncut obsidian]

he did exactly that

[orchid robin]

aka big garissons or some shithole nobody cares about

[past nacelle]

[merry pebble]

Id probably live through it if I get a PC

[orchid robin]

you know what else is ruined?

[thin willow]

The garrisons here in Wrocław are terrifying

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-my-mom-shirt-swing-trash-talk-bye-gif-5037821

[thin willow]

You walk by them and it's like nobody even lives there

[orchid robin]

nice one

[thin willow]

I have never seen a Single person in one of them

[thin willow]

Not even at the gate

[orchid robin]

[merry pebble]

Try walking in

[orchid robin]

guess which academy i study at

[thin willow]

I'm closing in on your location as we speak

[uncut obsidian]

the dumbass academy

[merry pebble]

Wroclaw academy

[orchid robin]

fuck you, im the one doing the closing in on your location here

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-to-go-now-i-have-to-go-now-my-planet-needs-me-poochie-poochie-died-on-the-way-back-to-his-home-planet-the-itchy-and-scratchy-and-poochie-show-gif-20635516

[thin willow]

Akademia wojsk lądowych?

[orchid robin]

if youre a student i know where your dorms are

[orchid robin]

yes

[merry pebble]

Time to visit you

[uncut obsidian]

im waiting for you

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

i meant poland not russia dipshit

[uncut obsidian]

c'mon

visit Vladivostok

oh so im safe from dutyer

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

[uncut obsidian]

you'll like it here

maybe

[mint mist]

hiiiii

[orchid robin]

madi

i will say this only once

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-21852548

[thin willow]

I study 40 minutes away from you

[orchid robin]

hola

[thin willow]

You are not safe

[copper token]

Mwadi stop being horny on main or you have to get rid of my exile role

[orchid robin]

we have armed guards that are overweight and probably have dementia

[uncut obsidian]

stop bonking me and start moving to vladivostok

it's ||mostly|| fun

[mint mist]

no, she wont have to

[copper token]

Yes, cause I said so

[mint mist]

yes like fish

fish on the coast that you ,, saved ''

[uncut obsidian]

i'm not even being horny

[orchid robin]

you are the second person insisting i visit and just like that guy i dont think its cuz you wanna play mario kart

[copper token]

I know, I'm just following up the bonking memes

[uncut obsidian]

yeah, not mario cart, voices of the void

[mint mist]

i wanna play mario kart

[uncut obsidian]

and did you finish playing mario cart with that guy?

[orchid robin]

i stopped talking to him after he got clingy

[mint mist]

wow

D:

[orchid robin]

too bad, dont got it

[mint mist]

same

we can crfack it

[uncut obsidian]

let's play battlebit

[odd sail]

hi madi

[mint mist]

yess! battlebit yay

[orchid robin]

too bad, dont got it

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

l

[odd sail]

hiiii

[mint mist]

https://i.gyazo.com/2181ec94585bf369a94704e42335b61c.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/omaru-polka-spin-vtuber-hololive-gif-24336541

[orchid robin]

too bad, dont got anymore L's

[uncut obsidian]

money

[orchid robin]

too bad, i will get some in 6 days

[uncut obsidian]

omg is that pomni from the hit show the amazing digital circus

[thin willow]

Still waiting for a sign telling me I'm the dragonborn

[uncut obsidian]

bitches

[fading shuttle]

no

[orchid robin]

male or female

[fading shuttle]

i wish it was so i could beat her

[mint mist]

somebody has the bulldozer video posted 10 mintues ago

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938615340475228160/1115823601321529475/attachment-32.gif

[mint mist]

no

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-pomni-pomni-digital-circus-pomni-spongebob-gif-gif-15661409783739606993

[uncut obsidian]

both

[orchid robin]

too bad, dont got none

[odd sail]

cool it

[uncut obsidian]

ok das sad

[uncut obsidian]

im gonna heat it up

turning on the gay oven rn

[odd sail]

banned

[orchid robin]

says thou, maidenless one

[uncut obsidian]

nope

i mean maidenless if we're talking bout females

[orchid robin]

madi got bitches (or is the bitch), im done

[uncut obsidian]

dutyer fell off

[odd sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_BUXfP2Boo

[orchid robin]

im going to a mountain in tibet to spend my life in solitude now

[odd sail]

boris is back

[mint mist]

of course, what would you expect

[uncut obsidian]

boris is black??

[uncut obsidian]

or get bitches

[mint mist]

boris is?

[odd sail]

you're black

[thin willow]

A mountain in Tibet (the nearest żabka)

[uncut obsidian]

nuh uh

[odd sail]

yuh uh

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-pet-pet-frog-petting-gif-17558648

жабка

[orchid robin]

mate, i am not allowed to do anything with students and i have 3 hours a day where i can be away from my dorms

[half gazelle]

Me when brain fart

[uncut obsidian]

not allowed to do anything with students?

why?

[orchid robin]

gonna get myself a holy offering (panini for 11.99)

[uncut obsidian]

student life is the life where you get most sexos

[thin willow]

LOL

[orchid robin]

unironically the 34th rule of the regulations states you are not allowed to do that

[thin willow]

Not in the military

[orchid robin]

rule 34 truly stops you from sex

[uncut obsidian]

...rule... 34...

[orchid robin]

not when you are addicted to caffeine and lofi hiphop beats to study to?

[uncut obsidian]

forced to be maidenless

sad

[uncut obsidian]

why would that stop you

[final cedar]

probably only affects faculty members

[thin willow]

Fraternization is only fine if it's an officer inviting you into his house to write you a recommendation for promotion

[final cedar]

wouldn't want profs diddling grad students

[orchid robin]

it only applies to students

[final cedar]

yeah sure

[orchid robin]

and relations with students

generally stray clear of students

[uncut obsidian]

and what if the officer is your bf

ez

[final cedar]

as if both parties would disclose their nightly escapades

[thin willow]

It happens

Poles aren't great at keeping secrets

[stone blade]

Alo

[orchid robin]

i can attest that

i am great at keeping secrets, the others arent

[uncut obsidian]

our dorms and uni don't have like a time limit on when you can leave/enter the dorms and the uni territory

[final cedar]

aloha

[uncut obsidian]

i often hear people walking in and out of their rooms at like 2-5am

[orchid robin]

MADI, ITS CUZ YOU ARE LIVING IN A NORMAL ENVIRONMENT

[uncut obsidian]

just saying

[uncut obsidian]

normal depending on how you look at it

[orchid robin]

listen, i can still switch to the gayest field of science there is if i dont like it here

Computer science

[half gazelle]

Real

[ocean pulsar]

want some programmer socks with that

[uncut obsidian]

so you do like it there?

[orchid robin]

THE FUCKIN MTF WORKING IN IT HERE TO PROVE MY POINT

[uncut obsidian]

orrr you dont want to switch to IT?

[orchid robin]

so far hard to tell, we onlt got lectures

[stone blade]

hi

[half gazelle]

[orchid robin]

stop plaguing me with questions ive been asking myself

[thin willow]

Computer science in Poland can only take you one way and that's an overgrown buzzcut and checkered short sleeve button-ups

[uncut obsidian]

what's the purpose of life

[thin willow]

And also sandals

[odd sail]

dutyer goes to military school?

[orchid robin]

oh that i got covered, you cant use that against me

[stone blade]

alo vladi

[odd sail]

alo ivanovich

[uncut obsidian]

reveal your secrets magic man

[stone blade]

wait what is you all talking about

[uncut obsidian]

alo madi

[odd sail]

being pegged

[uncut obsidian]

alo vladi

[odd sail]

alo madi

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-gif-18615594

[orchid robin]

there is no secret dumbass, do as you like, be happy

[uncut obsidian]

alo baddie

[uncut obsidian]

bet, taking a knife and killing everyone ASAP

[thin willow]

I followed this advice and am currently facing a life sentence

Would not recommend

[odd sail]

me when i see minorities (i am not so fond of them)

[orchid robin]

pop off, do it

[stone blade]

omg same

[uncut obsidian]

[half gazelle]

Homeless people*

[uncut obsidian]

you're going down first @orchid robin

[feral kiln]

CRINGE

[odd sail]

same shit

[orchid robin]

come at me, i have the power of depression fueling me

[uncut obsidian]

dutyer goes to military school or something

[orchid robin]

you stab me, the knife will just get sad

[half gazelle]

Will it get floppy if it gets sad?

[stone blade]

ok? good for him

[mint mist]

does anybody have the killdozer video waaaaa

[orchid robin]

maybe

[uncut obsidian]

waaaaaaaa shutup

[orchid robin]

idk

never been stabbed before

[mint mist]

:c

ok

[stone blade]

which one?

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-warhammer40k-orks-charge-gif-14893692

[uncut obsidian]

time to change that

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRY5OKhSm3Q

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/waaaagon-warhammer40k-ork-orks-battlewagon-gif-15712545

[mint mist]

doomer face in front of it, inside of killdozer, on tv there are situations related with killdozer

[stone blade]

I have the song

[mint mist]

someone posted it

yes

tahnks

[orchid robin]

wait a backstab or facestab?

[stone blade]

yw maja

❤️

[orchid robin]

i just realized backstab and facestab can be used as allegories for something

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/behind-you-spy-team-fortress2-gif-11451597

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-need-for-speed-nfs-nfsc-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-25071146

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-contact-juggling-meme-gif-22573466

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-team-fortress2-pornography-starring-your-mother-pornography-gif-22585323

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmr6jIpXSmg

@mint mist

there you go

stupid creature

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/savage-orcs-dance-warhammer-total-war-greenskins-orcs-dancing-orcs-gif-22350988

[inland jackal]

evening

[orchid robin]

i love the orks as a faction

but i never play them in total war

[ruby minnow]

how do you like them as a race?

[orchid robin]

they clearly win the race

[eager igloo]

Who still says madlad in 2023

[stone blade]

I don't.

[orchid robin]

madlads

[stone blade]

[pastel quartz]

🤙

[orchid robin]

anyways i should really start packin up, tomorrow 8:30 leaving for wroclaw again

[radiant forum]

you're gonna be in a bad place

[orchid robin]

everywhere i go is a bad place

im the bad place

its my fault

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-caterpillar-speech-bubble-caterpillar-joint-caterpillar-speech-bubble-gif-2642330694648760570

[radiant forum]

saved

[orchid robin]

the moment i entered wroclaw, crime increased 10 fold, mostly jaywalking from people avoiding me

[radiant forum]

I actually used to have a slightly different pfp but had to change cuz of a server I wanna be in

[odd sail]

it's not the 4th of june but

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719204406662529136/1114988413284786257/killdozer_day.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-21821822

[half gazelle]

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space. Born just in time to have witnessed killdozer in all its glory

[pastel quartz]

hubba hubba

[odd sail]

you still have time to kill yourself

[orchid robin]

"born too early to explore space" if you had actually studied instead of playing new vegas than maybe not

[odd sail]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/DmVG1m0ybj6rfvDFSRK9GraHs4Lb1S53QvwfCSVlKoM/https/i.redd.it/s6tzvvykx3yb1.gif

[orchid robin]

or celeste

its gotta be one of those

[half gazelle]

Bro gotta smack me with the stereotype… No regrets though.

[radiant forum]

I wish I grew up with new vegas

I grew up with league of legends and cs 1.6

[half gazelle]

[orchid robin]

listen, every time i have checked. It always ends up being the case

its either new vegas or celeste

[radiant forum]

bro if you grew up with celeste you mustve been born in 2006

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/lf7A1nyl5FY?si=4P_zOIlivz9GQ9iG

[half gazelle]

I’ve never played Celeste

[pastel quartz]

yea that bio of yours is absolutely gonna cause some interesting interactions with people

[orchid robin]

i didnt say both

[odd sail]

you forgot HoI4 and ff16

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-gif-26852519

[radiant forum]

wtf wroclaw is actually cool looking

straight outta wes anderson

[fading shuttle]

yeah but its in poland

[pastel quartz]

massive L

[radiant forum]

broo

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/d3rsnLZN-uM?si=8Jm779evcl56wp9F

[orchid robin]

the femboys are a lie

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/oiia-oiiaoiia-oiia-oiia-cat-gif-13397875673260883779

OIIAOIIA

[orchid robin]

the femboys in athens were a lie and so are the femboys in poland

[radiant forum]

I thought the OG femboys were in slovenia or slovakia

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFTJLQrds84

[magic tartan]

femboys are gae

[orchid robin]

my whole reason for enlisting

gone

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/precisely-my-point-tom-ellis-lucifer-morningstar-lucifer-exactly-my-point-gif-17399470

[pastel quartz]

liar

massive liar

[slate crown]

he's got a point

[orchid robin]

theres only sweaty it dudes in IT STUDIES, ONLY THAT

[radiant forum]

https://tenor.com/view/catsad-gif-10975270751505630184

[half gazelle]

Fine by me. I’m here to meme and talk about stalker. Not my gender identity. If people bring it up that’s a them thing

[pastel quartz]

how was rome cut in half

[orchid robin]

while he is right that people will "talk" about it (most likely slurs), remember that the mods will quickly either mute or ban em

[half gazelle]

With a pizza cutter I think

[pastel quartz]

with a pear of ceasers

[orchid robin]

or you can just hit em with the "too busy doing your dad to respond"

[odd sail]

at least the lgbtq people here dont start sperging about their identity right ogg the bat

[slate crown]

"crystal 2.0"

[pastel quartz]

then again ceasers pizza does exist so you get half points

[orchid robin]

ohohohoho

youngling

[pastel quartz]

little ceasers

[orchid robin]

you have not been there

the wars

we may have lost that one

[odd sail]

i was not here during the femboy wars

[orchid robin]

but we shall rise from the ashes

[half gazelle]

Won’t be my first rodeo (:

[orchid robin]

that was just a minor battle, the whole war is still going in

in the shadows

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-half-life2-half-life-tree-meme-tree-gif-27380174

this is what brainfart does to a tree

[orchid robin]

though too bad cuz some cool people left

[pastel quartz]

sadface

[odd sail]

military academy, schizophrenia department

[orchid robin]

i have a lecturer who is a colonel who believes in psychic pseudoscience

[radiant forum]

https://tenor.com/view/showerbird-shower-bird-sadtimes-sad-gif-26526857

[orchid robin]

the man is a godamn colonel

we have to not laugh during his lectures

[odd sail]

must be terribly hard

[orchid robin]

it is

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-fnaf-rizz-ohio-bonnie-how-big-was-the-gyatt-gif-12494328432119175150

[orchid robin]

it really is

[pastel quartz]

level 4

[orchid robin]

anyway

[pastel quartz]

no

[magic tartan]

everyway

[pastel quartz]

no

[odd sail]

i had a biochem professor who would lock on to us from a mile off if we stared at her tits during a lecture

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[orchid robin]

brainfart without the gays is like a sandwhich without bread, it will fall apart in seconds

[orchid robin]

cant stare at the lecturers tits if she has a uniform on her

[odd sail]

i have x-ray vision

[slate crown]

just an old inside joke don't worry about it

[pastel quartz]

[fading shuttle]

crystal is still technically around doe?

[slate crown]

is it?

[orchid robin]

but the joke is old

[odd sail]

the tron: legacy

[fading shuttle]

pretty sure

[odd sail]

[mint mist]

just a little bit

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[odd sail]

hi maja

[slate crown]

it is i thought "it" left the server a long time ago

[odd sail]

whose side were you on during the femboy wars

[slate crown]

i wasn't there

[orchid robin]

it?

[slate crown]

thank god

[slate crown]

yes

[fading shuttle]

i was there, and i saw the femboys get purged on my birthday, it was great

[orchid robin]

what did i miss

[placid sail]

it, Italy

[slate crown]

keeps switching genders so i call it, it now

[orchid robin]

me when i hear italy

https://tenor.com/view/italian-nightmare-webpac-spaghetti-pasta-break-gif-17845120

[placid sail]

dios mio

[orchid robin]

if it was e-girls you would be weeping

[fading shuttle]

yes

[orchid robin]

the king of all gods wouldnt be Yahweh since according to judaism he is the only god tho

[placid sail]

garlic bread, very based

geometry, not so much

[pastel quartz]

real

[orchid robin]

fun fact

[orchid robin]

pokemonxhuman marriages are canon

[placid sail]

so it's just a joker lobunny meme

[fading shuttle]

yeah, arent there like fully sentient pokemon like gardevoirs and stuff

[orchid robin]

yes

[placid sail]

remade into call of dooty

for no reason whatsoever

[fading shuttle]

yep

[orchid robin]

but less funny cuz it doesnt have the implied rivalry of joker and batman

so instead of it being joker cuz chaos and pissing off batman, its just ghost just because

[placid sail]

this seems like a meta joke about call of duty being completely redundant and just a copypaste of everything else at this point

[orchid robin]

woah woah woah

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

you think the guy that made this looked that deep into it?

[fading shuttle]

maybe just maybe, ghost wants to fuck a lopunny

[placid sail]

no, but I'm trying to find my fun with that stale meme, so I overthink it

[orchid robin]

listen

if anyone were to fuck a lopunny

[slate crown]

ditto man myself

[orchid robin]

it would be soap

[visual stirrup]

If they had remade MW2019, I wouldn't hate the last two MW games
But they didn't
And these last two are fucking garbage

[orchid robin]

i mean think about it

price and ghost wouldnt give a fuck cuz their mission is their booty

gaz is sometimes morally conflicted on what to do

nikolai just likes his aircraft

and the others dont have a cock

[odd sail]

i'm not fond of the character redesigns

[orchid robin]

meanwhile soap, he would have no qualms whatsoever

[orchid robin]

tbf gaz has an actual personality now

[odd sail]

gaz was only in CoD4

he didnt speak too much either

[orchid robin]

and all he was known for was telling you to commit fruit homicide and getting shot to the head

[odd sail]

yeah

idk why they made gaz black though

complete redesign

[orchid robin]

i mean, mcmillan had more personality than him and he was only in one mission

[magic tartan]

how to suicide

[orchid robin]

bro.........thats your biggest problem?

[odd sail]

nah

[magic tartan]

gaz ?

[odd sail]

but it's making me think

[half gazelle]

I’ve always thought ghost in the new games looked silly with that mask

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/soap-mw2-modern-warfare2-modern-warfare-ii-mwii-gif-25906605

yeah, the og balaclava looked better

[half gazelle]

Absolutely

New mask looks like some weird “tacticool” stuff

[orchid robin]

it looked something that command might actually let through

and not something that honestly just makes you easier to spot in dark environments

[odd sail]

i'm not sure what came first, death knight's mask or the new ghost mask

[half gazelle]

Also loss of your field of vision in a combat situation seems unwise for “aesthetics”

[orchid robin]

hell, if he falls down he might even knock one of his own teeth out since its implied its hard material

[odd sail]

if it was realistic in that aspect they wouldnt let anyone keep any hair below their nose

[orchid robin]

nu uh

you can have a moustache

and a beard

[odd sail]

that's if you're a senior ranking

[orchid robin]

nu uh

[odd sail]

guh uh

[orchid robin]

if you get a paper saying you have "sensitive skin" you can just not shave

still gotta keep it short to some degree but you can

not to mention i doubt the same "look good at parades" standards are applied to SF teams

since they dont really partake in those anyways

[odd sail]

       _________    

            |/      |    
            |       0    
            |      \|/    
            |       |    
            |      /\
         ___|___
            

[cerulean verge]

Agreed, that franchise is trying way too hard

[orchid robin]

for me its trying way too hard to be gritty and realistic

like the first call of dutys were so fun DUE to how batshit insane the plot and action was

[cerulean verge]

While still maintaining Hollywood bullshit

Doesn't work

[austere shadow]

Goblins when I become president:

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/foap-soap-therussianbadger-gif-27591380

[orchid robin]

like how MW2(2022) tried to take its plot seriously when its just stupid, like EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY, sure clean house missions are fun but you cant apply the same approach to open combat missions

[half gazelle]

FOAP

[cerulean verge]

Conflict isn't a simple 1, 2, 3 ordeal obviously, nothing ever goes as planned but yea idk that game has an identity crisis going on

[odd sail]

SF operator hanging from a helicopter killing terrorists

tom cruise would break his back 10 times doing that

[cerulean verge]

Can't decide if it wants to be Diehard 5 or Zero Dark Thirty

[half gazelle]

Yea CoD is the last franchise I ever go to for any “gritty” or “real” shooter experience. Though now I’m kinda curious what a milsim CoD would look like. (Don’t say insurgency)

[orchid robin]

our corporal had a great answer when i asked him how to roll back when someone is wounded "Even the perfect plan goes to shit the moment the first round is fired"

[odd sail]

milsim and cod cannot stay next to each other

[cerulean verge]

Literally just hardcore lobbies with tryhards

[orchid robin]

If i wanted a milsim i would just play arma3 (currently am)

[cerulean verge]

Good man, knows what he's talking about

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[half gazelle]

Hi

[tulip ravine]

Football game drew 1-1

[orchid robin]

to think at first he wanted to be a tank driver, moved to mechanized infantry

[tulip ravine]

Was winning till one of players scored a own goal

Massive fluke

[cerulean verge]

Mil-sim barely ever works as a concept because it's for an extremely niche audience so games usually just dip their toes on the water of "realism" and leave players confused by the lack of developer commitment one way or the other

Games that are made with it in mind like Arma, Squad, or Sandstorm don't fall into that category, I'd say they do a good job of it

[orchid robin]

or you have arma3 where you can go moderate milsim missions, batshit insane scp/zombie modded missions...........or join a server where some higher ups are having a power trip and giving meaningless orders for the true military experience

[atomic crane]

Sandstorm is not milsim imo

[cerulean verge]

The last one is internet mil-sim to it's core. "Feels just like the corps. I'm being told to do shit that makes absolutely no sense and if I don't listen I get kicked out"

[atomic crane]

Insurgency has always been counterstrike meets call of duty

[cerulean verge]

We'll agree to disagree

[half gazelle]

Squad is good, had a hard time staying attached cause I had a hard time finding a decent crew to play with.

[mint mist]

furry

[cerulean verge]

Id say it's mil-sim enough if vets have a hard time playing it because of how true to life things are in Sandstorm. Idk it's a moot point. Doesn't matter regardless spend your time how you want

[half gazelle]

Nowadays I just play single player and coop games anymore.

[atomic crane]

Randoms on squad are 50/50 either retarted or decent

[atomic crane]

I think sandstorm tries for realism in its time to kill and such but it isn't a "military simulator" any more than counterstrike is a "terrorism simulator"

[orchid robin]

true peace

[half gazelle]

Yes

[lost tartan]

why

he has to clean that up now

[half gazelle]

I use to play World of Tanks religiously when I was a young teen. So much anger and rage, so many broken items. Glad I don’t play that anymore

[atomic crane]

I think it tries to implement aspects of milsim like the requirement of cooperation for things like airstrikes or w/e but otherwise it's just your average arcadey objective based team shooter

[cerulean verge]

If it's anything it's an urban warfare "simulator"

That's what it does best probably

[atomic crane]

Simulator is thrown around too much I think

[cerulean verge]

It is

That's why I put it in quotes

[atomic crane]

The fallujah game everyone is hyped for is something I would call an urban warfare simulator

Yeah

[fading shuttle]

the games hype has died down

[half gazelle]

Wait, so stalker isn’t an actual simulation of daily life as a slav?

[cerulean verge]

Sandstorm is more "sim" than CoD by comparison but there's no true combat sim. Fallujah is the closest it gets for now

[fading shuttle]

considering its been like, 5ish months since fallujah released

[atomic crane]

The original insurgency had the same basic gameplay as sandstorm just without the airstrikes and other cool shit they added

[cerulean verge]

I just like that you can one tap people in Sandstorm. Satisfying feeling

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

or war thunder or R6 or LoL or CSGO

[atomic crane]

Yeah it's more realistic than COD for sure

[half gazelle]

Luckily did not fall victim to those other games

[cerulean verge]

I was playing Insurgency back in like 2012 and it wasn't anything like that game is today so our perspective may be jaded to eachothers

[atomic crane]

It doesn't simulate anything tho imo

[orchid robin]

i did

[half gazelle]

Oof

My condolences

[orchid robin]

nah

i always wished everyone a nice game

[cerulean verge]

War Thunder isn't all that bad if you just git gud, doesn't take that long to get to tier 3 or 4

[orchid robin]

i just muted people i didnt want to hear

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

you

[orchid robin]

i mean the toxicity

[atomic crane]

All I remember about insurgency is it was a realism-focused objective-based team shooter, essentially the same idea as day of defeat but with the realism aspect via small time to kill, suppression, things you would see in battlefield or red orchestra

[cerulean verge]

Ah, yeah. I pretty much don't play multiplayer games anymore because of that. Not worth the mental drain that it is just to entertain myself for a few hours

[atomic crane]

Red orchestra is a good comparison for insurgency

[slate crown]

[half gazelle]

When I was a young teen I also had a lot of anger issues. So hormone filled teen with anger problems getting into a game like WoT was a recipe for disaster (and rapid weight gain)

[atomic crane]

Those are just aspects of realism more than they are milsim aspects

[cerulean verge]

That's accurate. The only reason I'd call it "sim-ish" is cus of how the ballistics work in that game. It can get pretty arcade-y if you know how to abuse the gear system

[slate crown]

same but with league, worse than doing meth

[atomic crane]

Maybe I'm an "ackshually" guy by saying this but I think that's just realism and not milsim

[cerulean verge]

Alot of these words are used as buzz terms to sell games now anyway. They don't mean what they used to in the same context.

[atomic crane]

I have the boomer definition of milsim which you used to only see applied to large-scale arma operations

[cerulean verge]

If I don't have to empty half a magazine to drop one dude like in CoD than that's close enough for me

[cerulean verge]

Arma is both. Mil-sim and combined arms. Like Battlefield games are combined arms games, but not mil-sim by any metric

[atomic crane]

Combined arms, players using communication and cooperation to strategically advance toward a wider goal, using weapons as tools instead of just a way to get more kills, being assigned equipment that the team needs as a whole instead of buying whatever killing machine you want, etc

Each person having a job

[cerulean verge]

"A role to fill here is a hole to fill there"

[atomic crane]

The a-10 you called in isn't trying to get frags for you but is instead trying to remove obstacles for you

[cerulean verge]

I wish we had the Enders' game future in which warfare is solved in virtual simulation. Nobody ever wins regardless

[cerulean verge]

show of force has entered the airspace

[orchid robin]

the a-10 is the aircraft with the highest friendly fire incidents

[cerulean verge]

sigh

Let's not and say we did shall we

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/178950351372681218/1170322336587714622/374601679_271194215734242_8060397556495562983_n.mp4?ex=65589e9c&is=6546299c&hm=516a650edc15c7ce8f7096d540a0d2dda0a5618ae6933b1a57b6a28e52d953b9&

[twin pine]

i have already prepared popcorn, so now you must

[cerulean verge]

I hear that more than my own name at this point lol

[cerulean verge]

Retweet

[atomic crane]

And in a milsim it would be the forward air controller's fault and not the pilot's

[cerulean verge]

JSOC getting beat with a sock ifywm

[atomic crane]

Ye

[orchid robin]

oi oxygen, what spec are you in?

[cerulean verge]

Friendly fire like war is a tragedy. 4 incidents in the aircrafts service life isn't as bad as it could be. The whole "the A10 has killed more friendlies than it ever did hostiles" is a complete myth.

[cerulean verge]

None

[orchid robin]

oohhh, i thought you were active

[cerulean verge]

Not right now

Health issues to sort out long story short

[orchid robin]

oh, then what were you before

[cerulean verge]

Mechanic

[orchid robin]

interesting

[cerulean verge]

About as interesting as the blisters from hot components

[orchid robin]

better than having to dig foxholes in the mud

[cerulean verge]

If my body would allow I'd be right there

Sitting around is no way to live

[orchid robin]

oh sure

i agree

everyone has their niche

im trying to stay at the currently assigned spec for the first year, but if i wont make it then ig i will go mechanized infantry

[cerulean verge]

What's your MOS [spec] now?

[orchid robin]

reconnaissance

we got 4 specs in this field of study

parachute squadrons, mechanized infantry, armor and recon

[cerulean verge]

The mechanized infantry boys do seem to have a lot of fun doing what they do. Recon is a good gambit though. Do they structure recon as a force element or mainly Intel gathering?

[orchid robin]

intel gathering as far as ive been told

though apparently they do partake in seek and destroy missions too in order to harass the enemy

[cerulean verge]

Ah so a bit of sapper built into the role as well, nice

[orchid robin]

tbf theres many kinds of recon sooo

like in the first year we wont learn anything about recon itself

thats after the second year

[cerulean verge]

How long is the school for you?

[orchid robin]

5 years

[cerulean verge]

Wow, that's impressive. Most schools for specialized training in the US are maybe 20 some odd weeks or less

[orchid robin]

well this isnt specialized training, this is an officer academy

[cerulean verge]

Ah alright so it's structured more like university

[orchid robin]

yes

though its still an active base with actual professionals there too

pretty sure i saw a sergeant belonging to GROM there

GROM is an elite polish SF

[cerulean verge]

Of course, would be a waste of assets to dedicate to just having the school in place. Makes sense to fit as much as you can into one space

[cerulean verge]

I'm familiar, I've great respect

Most SF unit nomenclature I'm at least familiar with or have heard of

General naming conventions, not like internal team designations

[orchid robin]

Obviously

That only they know

[cerulean verge]

Until someone leaks them and then civilians latch onto it trying to sound cool

"oh yeah bro I know all about green team"

Smh

[orchid robin]

everytime you see a keyboard general simply hit em with this

"If you like the military so much why dont you go and join it"

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow

[cerulean verge]

Keyboard commando is our term but yeah. They always hit you with excuses, usually never legitimate reasons

[orchid robin]

i respect the people who even during basic said "nope, i dont like this" and left

at least they tried

[cerulean verge]

Exactly

Knowing it's not for them once they've tried and clocking out is much different than simply dancing around the sidelines

Not knowing what could have been

Shit I've heard of people washing out first day cus they didn't know what they were signing up for

[orchid robin]

honestly, sometimes i miss the 2 weeks of field training we had

especially once when we had 8 hours straight in the forest and then lit a campfire and cooked sausages

it was during the final days so everyone was kinda done

[cerulean verge]

Everyone does, there's a bond that forms through the communal suffering of dealing with all the same hardships and then if you're lucky, they ship out to your unit once you pass AIT

Otherwise youre just like "damn that shit sucked but I miss my buddies"

[orchid robin]

yeah

[crimson flame]

i heard the military is full of "here sweep this road until the asphalt melts" kind of shit

[orchid robin]

thats probably gonna be the case during the 2nd year

[orchid robin]

it is

thats why im taking a shortcut

[crimson flame]

i would go insane

[cerulean verge]

That mostly happens to recruits that don't "get it" but yea what Dutyer said

[ruby minnow]

well its the military

its normal there

and your regular soldier probably gets used to it

[cerulean verge]

Throwing myself into the 18X fray once I'm fit

Sink or swim

Literally

[cerulean verge]

It's unfortunate that others look down on people for making a smart life decision. Lot of poking fun at officers over here but it's well deserved

[ruby minnow]

i'm planning on joining military too hopefully my pshyical and mental health is available for it

[cerulean verge]

Turkish military or is the username a meme?

[ruby minnow]

its not a meme

i'm a turkish nationalist

[pastel quartz]

👀

[ruby minnow]

i mean what better way to be a nationalist then join the military and protect my country or die for it

[pastel quartz]

bold move cotton

protect your country from your country

[sage otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVAuKxXYv_s

[cerulean verge]

"coup when"

[ruby minnow]

and this isn't like joining military in europe and just training

i will be going to war

fighting

if i do join the military and get assigned to the right operation

[final cedar]

dying for a country is cringe

[sage otter]

Armenian domination matchmaking

[cerulean verge]

Here's hoping everyone can stay on base and go back home to their families

[ruby minnow]

i mean this is like this

i can work a 9-5

get a easy life

make a family

die of old age

[sage otter]

yea but where warcrimes tho

[ruby minnow]

or join the military and get killed on the line of duty die young and be remembered

[pastel quartz]

die of old age? Turkish military?

ah nevermind

remembered? Maybe as a statistic

[cerulean verge]

Just make sure you're doing it for the right reasons. Not to impress others' with what you've accomplished, but to impress yourself

[pastel quartz]

Call me uneducated but didn’t the military perform a coup in Turkey?

[ruby minnow]

a faction in military

[pastel quartz]

only people you’re gonna be fighting is turks brother

[final cedar]

by whom?

[ruby minnow]

in 2016 July

[ruby minnow]

terrorists

[cerulean verge]

There may have been a few here and there

[ruby minnow]

holy shit you're so out of touch

[pastel quartz]

I definitely don’t stay tuned into Turkish politics.

[ruby minnow]

yeah

you definitley don't

[pastel quartz]

but the idea of you viewing it positively is kek! Go off though king, do what you want to do

[cerulean verge]

I'm unfamiliar with the details as well other than that it happened so I'll withhold comment

[ruby minnow]

i mean i loved military since i was little

i larped i did other things

but why should i larp

when i can just be in the action myself

and do something that i will love doing and dying

for

[pastel quartz]

those Turkish propaganda workers must get paid good

[ruby minnow]

its not propaganda

its just i like military

i like my own country

i love my country i love my race

[cerulean verge]

This reply screams "I'm a Westerner and don't understand things outside of my political landscape" but go off.

I don't agree with his point either but there's a way to go about it and the way you are going about it

[pastel quartz]

yeah… not propaganda

[ruby minnow]

i thinked like that too a few years back

why should i die for my country when i don't even like it or want to escape it

but i left those ideas

[cerulean verge]

Regardless, this. A million times this

[ruby minnow]

this isn't about politics

this isn't about who controls the country

[cerulean verge]

Nvm bro seems radicalized

[stray hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845732425153118218/1170459754070556745/Screenshot_20231029_074428_Instagram.jpg?ex=65591e97&is=6546a997&hm=390584587eaee5f1ae20d3102a306576b823a2e099c5121b8f232c7d05b9cdef&

[tulip ravine]

Syno

My favourite Turkish man

How are you big man

[ruby minnow]

i'm fine

how are you my favorite british man

[tulip ravine]

Wheyyyy

Good mate, putting together Christmas Eve gifts for family

We always do a little box with like pyjamas beer etc in, Im just doing it now while I’ve got the downtime

[ruby minnow]

we don't celebrate christmas unfortunately

we do only new year

[grizzled meadow]

It's so fucking over that we're so fucking back

[ruby minnow]

we're so fucking back

[swift scarab]

POV: You saved yourself by jumping out of a Vortex only to land in yet another Vortex

[ruby minnow]

first decoration for my room

[storm stream]

batman is cringe and a pussy.
a multi billion dollar "crime fighting" empire just bc he cant stomach snapping a guys neck instead of literally every other bone in the mf's body

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/major-skill-issue-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-2953190725402998044

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-need-for-speed-nfs-nfsc-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-25071146

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-nfs-need-for-speed-pov-im-grabbing-your-nuts-and-ripping-them-off-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-27309230

[magic tartan]

me at extra class

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UVBQbB2L_M

[orchid robin]

welp

one small error and you gotta go bald

happens

[orchid robin]

make it 25

[zinc compass]

Mark

[final cedar]

the fuck

[fading shuttle]

jarhead

[placid sail]

it's been seventeen years since I've put my gamma up for a little update

[orchid robin]

god i already miss my hair

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-spongebob-spongebob-meme-bald-meme-my-eyes-gif-15884625413012851956

[placid sail]

you don't need hair where you're going (discipline and a lot of sodomy)

[final cedar]

bald is cool

[orchid robin]

i miss my fluffy glorious hair

ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE ERROR

ONE MISCALCULATION TO BE FORCED TO EXILE IT

[quartz ridge]

Dredd posting

[fading shuttle]

[final cedar]

just led it gro whats the issue

[orchid robin]

you want me to get sacked or something?

[final cedar]

huh

what

[orchid robin]

oh wait

you dont know

gimme a sec

[final cedar]

sacked?