#🎪bruh-fart
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It is real
Me and the homies after school
Asian cuisine
real
ooga
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Newness
I still think daleks are the goofiest shit
was the point that they don't seem frightening?
hi metro
metronxp, your new nickname is Woods
hi newn
didnt woods get his ass rolled in black ops cold war
u mow em down if you side with the nuke guy
but the perseus thing probably is real
prolly
you prolly go with the first ending where u get instakilled by the cia dude
and thats the canon one
with the sheer number of neomarxist educators you see in higher institutions 

yay
Hi Menace Hi Four
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Blast
maja blast
Hi Blast Hi Sodomy Longipennis
hi chernobyl catboy
Bye.
Hiii
Adrian Sheperd is the perfect girl
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljaTIhNm1MU
#halflife #edit #literallyme #meme
Hi catboy
Hi Kemek Hi Giant Alex prick’a
Ong good artists can make more than some doctors and lawyers
Yo how'd you get this picture of me
˙ǝʌıɹp I
proper psycho shit
Turkish Torture Chamber
wdym turkish?
This breaks the rules
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what's the history with the trash bird?
Bow now now now nah nah?
The joke that Turks are like cockroaches
bro you not doing yourself many favors here
This tune kinda slaps tho
Fiiiiiiine, I'll get rid of it
get rid of what?
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Hi Sean
get rid of deez nuts from your mouth
I assume you mean the shoebill.
There is a gif with that bird with the text "hello sean" no one knows why.
People started posting it every time they saw me type.
Then Madi made a video of it staring through a window with ominous music.
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Hows the propeller not broken
dw about it
Mine would always break
im just that guy
But then i play more tanks than planes so i know shit xd
grok mentioned total gamma victory
I would
do it, no one will miss him
real
On God spit yo shit my G
he's all ears
Build like Patrick star
My other me’s in the multiverse watching me develop an inflation fetish (they know I’ll crash the economy for my own twisted arousal)

ok alice in borderlands ep 4. Boulder girl is in a city full of grocery stores filled to the brim with preserved food... proceeds to kill a rabbit for food
how they killing off 75% of the established main cast in the first 4 episodes anyways 
I have finally been exiled 
Josta didn't like my silly behavior
Guess I'll chill here for a while lol
Well, I got to see the Drewski man himself, and made Pilot laugh
And I just got defended in Stalker Chat 
AND IT GOT DELETED HAHAHAHA
Josta is having none of it
Oh man, that was such a good laugh
gnight
Didn't even realize till just now that it was actually dude
a while 
just a while 
It's a divine event
Was drewski in newbie chat or smth
Shit I've seen Grok more than Drewski but I'm in chat pretty often
New Gamma video coming up
Drewski enters brainfart when
Meh, I don't have any serious questions, plus if it comes down to it, I might just ask you, oh mighty Mwadi, to allow me the privilage to speak once more
when hell freezes over
surely i'll accept
Surely 
Surely...
Surely.......
I saw him once, he made fun of all the roles Falco has

I mean, it kinda has been, I've just been frequenting Stalker chat with a few questions lol

based
based
Just so it's not forgotten
mid
Josta is mid

yes
yeap
Goudanight cheeseter
Goodnight chat,
Cyall tomorrow
eep well eeper
what did you do to get exiled?
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Goforit
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Valdez
@real tinsel
the braindead decision making...
metronxp, your new nickname is Nookie
what is this
alice in borderlands
some manga turned live action netflix afaik
because that's a recipe for success

Another example: ||they run for 5 miles, find a bike with a full tank of diesel... what does he decide? He PUSHES the bike back to where he came from to fuel the bus they couldn't start cause the tank was empty .... all that in less than half an hour||
doom is too much jumping
You should play unreal tournament 1999
there is no jumping in that one, absolutely noone jumps in that game ever
You should tear of your skin and replace it with galvanized steel
hey
hello
hi
hello
Hi
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Internet
Explorer
Classic
senortorres, your new nickname is Pheonix
fr
@stone blade > Saturday
Cloudy and rainy
same here
I would not want to know what you find in there
I masturbate watching stuff on my phone don't worry
There's only hair and crumbs in my keyboard
skill issue
my old keyboard had like special grip buttons for wasd, i used it so long that the grip was so worn off that it was like a regular key
real gamer hour up in this bitch
My S key is gone
i thought your polish not french
ba dum tsss
to see if anyone is still with them
charles xavier
🤝
honey, its time for your Mewderator role
hi deloght
hola, povla
Guy i'm seeling french rifles, never fired just dropped once.
very cheap buy now

did you not finish watching the video
i will not.
honestly based tho, he was like nah fuck that shit
shame
too long until the funny part
too long cringe
2/10
honestly i just skip through it to see if i have to tell someone to 
yoo i found a disaster film that was made in Vladivostok
Mira (Russian: Мира) is a 2022 Russian science-fiction disaster film directed by Dmitry Kiselyov about family values and love for one's family and friends. It stars Veronika Ustimova and Anatoliy Beliy.
It was theatrically released on December 22, 2022. In Russia, the film was released on the night of December 18, 2022, as promoted by First chan...
gonna watch it tonight
yooo there's Spanish people in the kitchen
i heard one of them say "uno dos tres" when cutting something and realised it
cuatro cinco cinco tres
hiiiii
hai
the Spanish Inquisition
Born to "Hiiii :3c" forced to "Regarding my last email"
the people that actually kept all their old cases and making bank now
i probably made like 150 bucks
from like 10 bucks
Now spend it on cases
nuh uh cs cases are scam
REAL
Youre probably one of the 99% who gave up on a lose instead of winning big
u can only lose 100% of ur money but gain 2000% of it back, think about it.
WE REAL MEN UP IN THIS BITCH, I'M GONNA DO REAL GAMBLING
NO CS CASES CRINGE BULLSHIT
Nuh uh i bet you drink in weeny hut juniors
No i ate a bowl of nails this morning, without milk
Yeah now go back to super weeny hut juniors over there
Hello chat
What anime is this
@narrow lotus
dog
he's getting real
sex with your PS5 ASMR is better
dude I had a dream that I was balding BAD
You need this then
this just stimulated my brain in the worst way possible

i was like fuck man time to go bald
the bald person hormones are starting to activate
mister whiter
One must imagine kitto happy
I think I'm getting these like balding dreams because my hair got thinned out a bit from when I had long hair during covid and I had no idea how to maintain it so I just tied it in a pony tail all day

Everyone who is bald with a beard looks based
Yeah I agree
classic fit
That skinhead fit
what color is your hair
black
Dark brown
hiii
new mw3 has the same outcome as old mw3
lameeeee
soap does the thing
at least i wanted no russian but on the plane
but price is like a fuckin robot
its like 90% cutscene for the plane stuff
I liked the mw story line before the reboot
Made more sense imo
It was literally just dlc for mw2
at least people died and shepard was an actual bad guy not just an awful leader with scummy morals that you help
it's probably throw back to the plane mission on mw2
why'd you use ur tounge
cant let food go to waste
It's fan-service at this point
foap
FOAP
FOAAP
I'm just refusing to buy any more triple A live service battle pass microtransaction ridiculous nicki minaj in modern warfare type games
Wait they added micki minaj to MW?
and groot
and 21 savage

and MESSI
CoD became a parody of itself
messi BTFO every round by the random doom shotgun
Now you can be a terrible role model for young girls in an fps
Not even that
It is like those mobile game ripoffs who add various characters
cod has been like this for years bro
Yeah, I can understand fortnite. CoD is just being a bad copy/pasta job
I mean there's no point in bitching about it, activision blizzard infinity ward are making billions with the pump and dump games
Cod should have stayed racist
When it became filled with women it got ruined
This is what happens when you don't gate keep
cod is too popular to be gatekept
Yeah bro, it is the community
it has always been too popular to be gatekept
now it's awful
They removed a creator's skin because he said he didnt support trans kids participating in certain sports
If only more 13 year olds were encouraged by their parents to harass women with racial slurs and gross expletives
Back in my fay
Day
We would have a better cod
Ingot called a f slur for using riot shield...
Not even that it was just "stop sexualizing children"
💀
unacceptable, remove him from the game
Brah
I got called the n word once in MW2 for killing someone with a throwing knfie
It was literally just "don't abuse or sexualize kids"
He didn't even say he was anti trans
Isnt letting trans kids exist sexualizing them?
Si

Should have stayed with men only
he was watching footage of a pride parade where people were being attacked by homophobic family memebers and said "This wouldn't happen if they just left kids alone"
I'd say any parent who trans' their kid should be charged with child abuse
people still swear n shit in newcod
no wtf
ok
its not "family friendly" like ur dumbasses are sayin
What part of that is false?
Don't fuck with kids

Shrimple as
parents dont "trans'd" their kids dude
it doesnt hit that hard anymore
Lol
ofc stuff like n word f word gets censored
the part where kids knowing about queer people isn't a bad thing and treating as such is homophobic
what kinda retarded bubble are you in
voice chat is still lit up like a christmas tree
The one called reality
Fellas be like 13, 14 and already geh like damn fella did you at least try some pussy first - unknown soldier
what kinda dogshit argument is this, you are silly people in my puter, who let you have opinions
we all love voice chat, hate the report button tho
people just dont swear in text because activision is pissy about that after lawsuits
kids can learn about religion and war and starvation and straight people but noooo not the queers that'l turn them into one
do they actually record vc after the report button
yeah
same bro
Nobody said they couldn't learn. Just don't actively push them into it
bro i literally became moustache man after history class wdym
the moment i learned about war i instantly became a war criminal
But that's whats happening

i do it to people who run riot shield fire shotguns

even if they dont say nuffin
this is a shitshow
source: Crackpipe.jpg
Pinochet is my hero. Been a racist commie hater since I learned about him in 1988
fun fact: learning about something new turns you into that thing
like the bible?
just learned about fractions, i am dividing as we speak
I like the bible I think it's cool
dont push it on kids dude....
my favourite superhero is pol pot
We are not forced to learn the bible?
just you wait until i learn about god
smh.. damn grooming christians
i will now flood the earth
Literally the most famous case of a parent grooming their kid
he doesnt know about catholic priests
i just learned about tarkov, i want to kill myself
People wont know the signs of Tyranny
(with piss)
They wont know what nazis are for example
Itll happen again
And we will be like " how did this happen??? "
"most famous"
And i have no clue who that is
It already is happening. There's so many people confused about fascism
anyway i just remembered why i don't go to brainfart anymore
people literally teach about nazis in history class wtf are you on about
Jazz Jennings. The mother literally pushed him into becoming trans. All that shit recently came out earlier this year
Wasnt there a case when some mob bitched about warhammer of all things
Yeah thats the point
If we stop teaching about world war 2 itll happen again
me when im in a strawman competition and my opponent is brain fart
There will be 0 lessons learned
they wont stop covering ww2 because thats part of the curriculum
Yeah
The contrast of brainfart
they'll cover every single war if they had time for that
Im on your side buddy
learn to not argue with the silly people in your puter, their opinions dont matter since they dont exist
hey @glad carbon wanna re-establish the austro-hungarian empire together
My favorite is 21 year olds who read marx once, but never actually held a job or left their state so they don't know how the world actually works
There is no argument here
I agree, civil discourse should just be replaced with flinging shit at eachother
i hate them because they wrong and dumb and dumb people should be euthanized
I'm a figment of someone's imagination
Thy shall yeet pipe bombs at thee opponents mail
Anyway i am schizophrenic and i have larp gear now
same
ok
u can be the court jester/spear polisher @odd sail
you airsoft larper or reenactment larper
or gun larper
polish my spear
lmao
sure
mm, cofe
Gun larp
nice wish I could do that
Time to report everyone in VC and waste the FBI's time 
fucking weebs
yes
your name is mispelled
the bot did it
it should be phoenix
i will not
senortorres, your new nickname is Pavilion
fix it else i will sell your foreskin in a bacon shop
see now i am pavilion
wrong spelling again
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Garden
📚 choppa
A firearm that is fully-automatic or select-fire, e.g. the [M16A2], AK47, Uzi, [MAC10].
[Choppas] are NOT the so-called "assault weapons," as "assault weapons" do not exist, they are a figment of your imagination, get over it.
I almost became a victim of one but skiddadled just in time
based bot
I got a dude to add me onto discord....
Multiple slurs sent that day
Neon District
Been just exploring, 2mf's with female avatars call me up to their apartment
The moment I got in I fucking knew something weird was gonna happen so I left the server
Sun tzu and the art of pulling tf out
10/10
madi has never been a good thief
i love poland 🇮🇩
senortorres, your new nickname is Duchess

even the same pose
okay, i skipped past the 20 seconds (wtf) and its pretty good 
qucik question, have you ever watched pootis engage
no
No
Yes.
nope
No
Yup
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Loser says yes
No
Yes.
why this chat full of anime now, this chat has changed and not for the better
gae chat
should be called gae-fart
Gayer chatter
Sunny day
Because liberalS

Couldn't find anything on Pregnant man
It fuckem wimdy
Anomaly
@pastel quartz
If your cousin breaks my window
.....
fop
Dont jinx it 
What you gonna do?

i swear ppl act like anime pfps are a new thing in here
nope, never heard of it too
it has BEEN this way
never seen one


Tu esi nusivilymas visos Lietuvių tautos
ive heard its bad
dont
^
Do
not worth it
so that's why you didn't understand the meme
https://youtu.be/Jl6lee2wyPQ?si=NemSoiC_z5AjC5vn
https://youtu.be/lGJBUauU-CE?si=p2wQhBYKMEeCCnHR
Watch part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE
i've been working on that since 2019, i hope you will enjoy it, even though the second half of it is not as good as the first one
also, can u please not reupload that MR heavy dance to youtube, im going to do it myself
Еще у меня есть группа в ВК, но я наверное особо зависать там не буду...
Soundtrack https://pastebin.com/5CB501Ep
Soldier VA: Captain Ash
https://www.twitch.tv/captainash420
Gman VA: CW3D
https://soundcloud.com/user-747330145
Watch part one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl6lee2wyPQ
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ceno0
I would appreciate it, since youtube rn is my only valid source of income
Work on project st...
damn, lot's of critisim today
watch them, NOW
The deniers are just soyboys ignore them
Team fabulous 2 is a timeless classic
eh, i don't play TF2
it's not even about tf2
Watch the videos
nope
Watch them
delight is stubborn

he will not give in to your temptations
the dude died during that jump 
L
pootis engange and pootis engage extreme are the greatest SFM meme animations to ever exist
i think i’m gonna do a funny
maybe ill watch later, thank you. ill save it in Watch Later youtube playlist
pootis?
@final cedar
oh nvm
i cant type

No one ever uses the watch later function 
but i do 
it doesnt let me to click accept, so i guess someone got it
i do
someone must have
Yep
LMAO
I add videos in there but never watch them 
Secret ending

Next time don't post this stuff in here, there are bots around, they take that stuff in 0.5 seconds
i watch them from time to time
why would you post a nitro link in a server
true
WHY DID YOU REDEEM
the nitro catcher bots are everywhere
I didn't
anarchy
This year's harvest was plentiful
funny that they wouldn't put the redeem url behind a captcha at least
i watched the nightmare before christmas probably 4 times
it was a fruitful october
discord doesn’t really think ahead
they kind of just… do what they want and tug us all along

you could write support that your nitro got boosted 
Why would you want nitro anyways you are basically just paying for people to tell you to kys all day (when you can have it for free ) and mid emojis

nah they’d just fuckin laugh they get the money anyways 
can't be arsed to look if nitro botting is against tos
it probably is but they’re not gonna fix it anytime soon
real

Very nice memory leak rito
Games been shit for years woopdifuckin doo
they’re too busy making ksante the most broken release to face league
woah is that a stronghold crusader reference?!?!?!
Tumor
Showmaker loses his mind over K'Sante
#lck #showmaker #lol
K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝️second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙♂️
BRO I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO
Poor bastard
man nemesis had a similar rant to showmaker iirc
that champ is stupid
toplane in general feels like a cesspit
i main eightrocks
My only hatred is for riven mains
I main
i mainly wish i could die and not have to play league anymore
alas that hasn’t happened yet
so play xerath i will continue
start playing OSRS
I just play 4fun. No sense stressing in that game lol
league for FUN?
ah, you main xerath. Understandable
Hello all
nah i stopped playing comp after hitting diamond like 100000 years ago
At some point they'll hook their players into hyperbolic chambers so they can milk their wallets forever
may you enjoy getting oneshot by 2023 dog champ
that game ain’t worth it
I finished like all the f2p content in osrs and then just gave the 5 mil I had to a friend to is terminally on OSRS and went to play other games
i’m gonna be honest i haven’t met one competent enough nafiri player to give me actual problems lol
It's worse than heroine addiction
But do you play xerath mid or support? 
league and tarkov are the fentanyls of games that will ruin your life
i just stopped playing league, easier than i thought
mid = based. Support = Gonna kms if you shove my lane in one more time
How are you all
LMAO
Happiest day of my life
Talking about league so could be better
honestly man i’m p good, hbu?
havent played for 2ish months
bing chillin, gonna go to the fair later today
xerath support is not balanced right now
Can’t complain big man, chilling and gonna clean car later 
ooo what wheels you got 👀
my braincells arent balanced either
I told my Mrs she was gonna help she told me fuck off so I had to bribe her with a squishmallow
Squishmallow?
Dacia stepway
Yeah they are like plushy’s

i fuck with that more than i was expecting tbh
has a significant other
is in brainfart
something doesn't add up

I’m gonna wrap it black with red accent lines though
nah, cringe anime wrap NOW 
It is what it is
Gets the job done
that’s all ya need lol
Although some of the controls are questionable
The window controls are by the climate control 
Same with the cruise control 
dacia was trolling when designing that car
that french design
actually i can’t even comment
seepes through every car
my car doesn’t have a stick
it’s an automatic with buttons for gear shifting
Can't you have cruise control and manual
it also has paddle shifters 
Yeah but you don’t use it often
fair
hyundai went crazy with their 2021 lines of sonatas
I'd imagine only highways in 5th
i have a sonata sel plus
Only times I use is on highways or on dual carriageways
has paddle shifters and carbon pedals
I drive a clapped out '92 Civic EG Hatch shit bucket
I have a 2009 civic in my garden 
LMAO
Everything honda after 2001 looks like dog water to me idk
The new civics look amazing
especially the german designed ones
2010 civics are drip
and the 120 fake vents
has both of my cars on accident let’s go
Yeah but most cars have fake vents and exhausts
and the fact that it's a full sized sedan
This shit real bussin frfr
yeah thats so lame
You american?
gimme the vtec kick
I mean I can respect it but still
No
my pops had a ford explorer that was exactly the same 💀
they drive autos since WW2
cant push down a clutch 👶
laziness and cruise control
Because they live in grids that are just highways
this is my bby
Hills though
sheesh
Just pop into a lower gear your golden
hills are fun on manual
And the snow 

bc you aren't gonna catch me not use cruise control on a 3+ hr drive in a straight line
Why tho 
damn we all showin our wheels
Yeah americans drive a shit ton from what I understand
you have to use manual on a hill though else you're fallin off
Real
Bro you don’t fucking understand
IT TAKES TEN HOURS TO GET OUT OF MY STATE.
hill start without handbrake challenge
IN ANY DIRECTION.
you have to lol aint no real public transport
Skill issue
TEXAN SPOTTED
AND I HATE IT
texas?
I WANT TO DIE EVERYTIME IM GOING TO A DIFFERENT STATE BY VEHICLE
what do you think 
most deff texas lol
✈️ 
bro i’m from a family that would take a ferry to get to europe
Here's mine
those mfs drive everywhere
Ayy nice
Needs some beefier tires though these are comically thin
I buy broken cars and fix them and sell for a hobby
i really like the public transport in mainland europe
i was just thinking that 
need to get to the airport? free train for you bro
Geology meme?
One of us one of us One of us one of us One of us one of us
whats that a 92 civic?
I got a corsa and carbon wrapped the interior with angel lights 
i too am jealous of a walkable city with public transporation
'92
lameeeeee
but it is what it is
i cannot walk anywhere in my town
i ment to say 92
Our train network you can get to most major city’s from most small towns 
everything is a 10 minute drive
Grocery shopping? Car. Pharmacy? Car.
fast food ? car.
tbh being 10 min driving from everything is considered good here
car hours in brainfart
what a beaut
Would yous not even walk like 15 mins to a corner shop or something
wtf?!
walk??!!!
in 2023
i would project car the FUCK out of one of those if i wasn’t already busy with my fj cruiser build
gtfo
I’m starting to see where the whole America fat haha comes from
I'd just do rims and tires to be fully honest, I like keeping young classics like these clean and then have a dedicated track build
you must be a lesbian with that car choice
hold on, lemme see what is 15 min walking distance from me
tf 
pretty sure for me its a single gas station
or other housing developments

We have shops within a 5 min walk of most houses
a 10 min drive brings me to wegmans
15 min walk i got a fire station and a dentist
You all really need to fix your cities man wth
15 minute walk I have like 6 shops
10 min i got a bar, donut shop, tire place, and a tire shop
cant we spend all our money fixing other countries
but tbh, i don't live in a city 
Also why don’t you just like cycle or something
don’t bully the FJ
more like an area attached to a city.
Highway cycling 👍
don’t mind my dad looking like a blueberry
Us who has routes to anywhere avoiding highways all together 
lmao
Serbian roads are a joke though
my previous statement still stands
Yes lemme cycle on this road 
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Lad I cycled on cobbled roads for 3 years daily 
buy a motorbike, cut up traffic, get catapulted into the grass
never had a vehicle handle offroad better than this so if i must consume carpet so be it
i cycled in a park a few times 
thats the goal of most people so yay?!

being closer to things would be nice
but also, being far away enough from people that no one bothers you and its quiet is better
idk i’ve gotten so used to having to drive for everything i’m kind of just over it
same, i don't really think too much about it



