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Chonk
muzzle foreskin kinda exists
You can tell this meme was made by a Turk because they made the Turk white
ok bro what hair color did Mustafa Kemal had?
βοΈ 20.0lb (pounds) is equal to 9.072kg (kilograms)
this dude kinda cracked 
wana jump lobby 6 and jam
or
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Follow the thoughts of Dr. Gordon Freeman, a 27 year old physicist and neurotic individual.
Donations welcome!
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i slept like a baby knowing that Kemal Ataturk saved the Turks from british imperialism and created the Turkiye 100 years ago
start this one till you nod off 
well i mean he was born in Greece when it was a ottoman land
I don't know what the fuck you call this hair color
But he is certainly living up to his name of the "Father" of the turks with those SOCKS AND SANDALS
A REAL DAD, THERE
Greece is literally Turkey
ever watched freemans mind?
no actually
i guess
they're the same country
greece is turkey and turkey is greece
rightful ottoman lands
started yesterday after years of forgetting, currently at ep 35 
mine is clean as a whistle
4000 skyrim mods for weapons
from like 2014
good lord
these kinda always broke immersion for me
yikes
i have a lot of guns tactical armor and sex mods in my history
yeah
i think nolvus also has "hd" argonian models

I dont think theres any uhh
necessity on some of the model mods
so if you do a light install you can manually disable em in mo2
man I rember giving my dad an old PC of mine with skyrim preinstalled forgetting I had a nude mod which wasn't really obvious installed. He called me exited finding a easter egg in the game when he took lydia's armor away 
I downloaded so many skyrim mods off uhh
funny geezer
spice7, your new nickname is Word
steam's page when it was popular
fridgemold, your new nickname is Ozzy
eyy
@glad carbon
syno_1, your new nickname is Toon
I need a @glad carbon here
cartoon headass
looney tunes ahh name
shoulda been loon
good thing there's no R in there 
metronxp, your new nickname is Sesame
syno_1, your new nickname is Bills
Da boy
sesame seed

I stack you 
I already hate you
thank you
do you like the bills
||I am in huge debt||
man if only americans were just like the americans in animee
canyonaro
F
Hey louis look i'm a city in Boston
wtf is a city in boston
boston is a city
my english turned off
syno_1, your new nickname is Mohamed

my main goal is to blow up
turkish name
metronxp, your new nickname is Mick
irish name
its Muhammed in Turkish

may Allah help us cleanse the infidels
the gf has summoned me i may have to postpone
opens a bath house
Mr Crabs wearing a hat
syno_1, your new nickname is Ford
Wouldn't that be nice, if by cleansing infidels they would just scrub people off with soap and luffa's?
imagine how cool the middle east would be
bunch of happy old men helping you scrub your back in a public bath house. Share some tea and talk sportsball
syno_1, your new nickname is Friend
that's boring
and doesn't heelp United States sell weapons and oil at all
Killing your neighbor about shit that happened 1000+ years ago sounds like more fun, though
metronxp, your new nickname is Blackbir
syno_1, your new nickname is Thor
what JFK heard
last thing Jacky whispered in his ear
or maybe Lincoln may have heard it too
metronxp, your new nickname is Jazz
literally me
syno_1, your new nickname is Daman
Darman videos?!
metronxp, your new nickname is Europe
The weirdest part about the JFK conspiracy
Is that the book depository window and grassy knoll had to be pretty crowded
Seeing as the FBI, CIA, Dallas mob, Dallas PD, Soviets, and the Secret Service all wanted to kill him
according to the various theories, at least
which one am i suppose to usee
One window with like 12 snipers
situational ig
it isn't a conspiracy
A regular CoD game occurrence
like a few years later CIA will declasiffy a file saying they did it
all the feds had to do was nothing
and you won't be able to do anythign about it
Lol
so yeah we knew there might've been a shooter insert anime girl showing tongue
I like how y'all think the Feds know everything about everyone everywhere
It isn't true today, and certainly wasn't true back then
i mean they certainly know about the thousands of guns given to cartels by the government
do they tho 
true, the ATF satellites can track guns serial numbers from orbit
take a single shot and they may even pick up the brass stamping as it gets ejected
Operation Fast and Furious
(that's the actual name)
The guys in charge of that should have been hung for treason
i know the name
i might not be american
but i researched americans
who's oliver north?
Not just that one, but more
to make fun of them and their governmeent
Didn't North turn some of that crack money into guns for the Contras?
Are you baiting us into posting the American Dad video?
no I think that was real wasn't it?
i mean isn't it a fact that American Government sells drugs?
iβve returned to deny your point with the entirety of ed snowdenβs release of records of MASS COUNTRY/WORLDWIDE surveillance
they do know
they did know
Collection, analysis, and distribution are all very different things
Also some of the laundring companies turned so much profit post operation condor that they went legit and continued funding some black budget stuff. Was it Palantir they funded with like 80% CIA money?
syno_1, your new nickname is Juniper
Juniper?!
hey Gary Webbs Dark Alliance series is dank af
Me when the sauce is too much
Scary
Like fettuccine, spaghetti, angel hair?????
New death grips goes hard
the ai has figured out hands, we're doomed
wow, yours?
Just add Mc ride screaming and it could be real tbh
Lil bit of a Wompty-Dompty Dom today
maaaan the "what am i living for" mood is back
i hate it
except it's not a Thursday
nobody
Me when I get over the trauma of my past decisions and just start vibing with the physical manifestations of my broken psyche
And? Worth, or naw?
worth imo
the plot is complicated though
had to read the comments to understand half of it
Aight, I'll give it a watch. Was holding back, even if I had watched some of it before
link for a beggar?
Murder Drones is a show about cute little robots that murder eachother for reasons ππ€
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giving a murder robot a fat ass was a technical necessity 
murder drones was like the first animated movie from glitch so the first episodes aren't perfect

DON'T LOOK UP R34
Here's a theory! Inexperienced writer trying to make something complicated and they themselves loosing things
Which isn't bad, it just happens
like for example some of the things from the pilot don't connect with the rest of the episodes iirc
since they made the pilot not knowing if it'll even succeed or not
Pomni is the writer going insane after finishing Murder drones?
que pasa
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Murder drones isn't finished btw
me getting muted for doing some whimsical trolling
I love logging onto Reddit dot com and reading the most braindead takes of the century (I am objectively correct about everything)
why think when the hive can for you
i feel at this point the brainrot has even reached the nieche hobby subs
some posts are just plain wrong but robo updooted and people cross reference them as source
WHICH GETS x-posted as source for another sub
i exaggerate
@placid sail
try brushing your teeth for once 
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Pass1
I can't be shipped with anyone, sorry :/
Fuck you
@dreamy flax itβs happening anyway
pussy
5 yearold me falling down a 2 flight case of stairs after I tried to ride my Lego dump truck down it (true story BTW)
safest russian footpaths
Baller
WHAT THE FUCK NOT AGAIN
Somebody post the HL version please
The lurker has spoken
Goes hard
Goes so hard


RIP Benny
you ain't my mom
YOUR NOT MY DAD
Time to use my small amount of engineering knowledge to make the 2nd greatest thing to ever grace my presence

welcome to the big city , village boy
literally a normal bus drive here
we have that neat function in yandex maps that shows the bus schedule of a stop you're in and even the position of the bus approximate to you
yeah, it also exists here
BUT it is inaccurate as fuck
which is very neat, especially when the bus on the yandex map arrives, but not in the fucking reality
Due to how many people use the buses
at least you can pretend in your mind that you boarded it
And we don't have enough buses
So the bus drivers spend a lot of time letting people in and out of the bus at the bus stops
Which leads to the real schedule shifting a lot
funny thing is, busses do have an actual gps tracking
yandex can be pretty precise with them
@placid sail
so I imagine some guy in the backend of the app sometimes getting a call from the bus control room going "the schedule is in fucking shambles, roll out the phantom busses and turn off real gps tracking"
I mean, it's a pretty solid sidewalk, there's even a trench in case of an attack across the road
woah WTF you got railings??
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIC
the homeless men are starting a revolution
quick, hide in the sidewalk trench
we defend the magnit until the reinforcements arrive
the Japanese invasion of the Primorsky Kray 2024 spoilers
Already got spoilered in my dream today smh
Japan suddenly invading the east of Russia would be so retarded it makes it plausible in context of all the recent events being supremely retarded
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War wouldn't be the first time
The Russo-Japanese War (Japanese: ζ₯ι²ζ¦δΊ, romanized: Nichiro sensΕ, lit.β'Japanese-Russian War'; Russian: Π ΡΜΡΡΠΊΠΎ-ΡΠΏΓ³Π½ΡΠΊΠ°Ρ Π²ΠΎΠΉΠ½Γ‘, romanized: RΓΊssko-yapΓ³nskaya voynΓ‘) was fought between the Empire of Japan and the Russian Empire during 1904 and 1905 over rival imperial ambitions in Manchuria and the Korean Empire. The major theatres of military ope...
"we are literally going to become extinct in half a century if we don't tackle our societal and demographical issues, let's conquer a piece of another depressed alcoholic country"
my boy
that Japan and current Japan are
slightly
different
fucking roommate is got a movie playing or some shit loud
fucking shits bass heavy and just WOOM WOOM through the fucking wall
aaaaaaaaaa
that would lead to prison
so what
π
even more free meat
weeb shit doesn't matter
it's more than just weeb shit

is you know u have bears , you need a better fence
lvl 2 wall wont do it

π

did you move or something
needs more elixir for walls
you think madi has any elixir production??? ur mad
insane even
No that's my family apartment in my home town
13th floor
Left of me is the gypsy ghetto

cum factory
you like the view?

lovely , must look nice when it snows
woah ur in uhh
I can see the power plants
streets
chekannya is next to me
ivan is in concordia 72 rn
yes
my neighbour on the opposite door is some 80 year old gradnma
he will get camped by the neighbour
she probably shits dust idk
she can barely move
she will still one shot me with her toz ofc

For the size that our town is (about 250k people in it) our train station is massive
they made stairs and escalators for the underground part
escalators don't work
ofc
ask which rails the train arrives
HERE ISN"T INFORMATION
isn't'nt'd
hi funny guy
o
chko
I take that as compliment
pi
ambatakum
you were supposed to say zda
i wonder where that message went
up my ass
didn't know you liked toys
in my gamma container
5:44pm sun rise
bro holy shit
@narrow lotus I read his message and my brain instantly fills the blank as 5.45

my brain is fried
it's so over
i-al de pulΔ dΔl afarΔ
the pipeline is finished
what the fk you doing awake at 5.44
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
you've been completely tarkoved
who the fuck sleeps at 5:45pm
my mom asked me if i buy apples
I say no
she says buy more apples
eye opening conversation
ivan wake up
its 9:46 AM in Bulgaria
and probably 8 or 10 in romani
nah its 9 still
cars moving
dogs yelling
consutrction has started
people dying
Nah
you see every grandma with het little bag that has wheels going shopping
everyone is out
he doesn't know
Me going to college at 6:40am so i dont get late
Every old person the moment i get in the bus :
What are they doing at 7 in the morning in the bus , where are they going
Everytime
you see every grandma with nothing just going somewhere on a bus
WIth me it's mostly students from the neirby highschool (its on the opposite side of the road from campus)
man it sometimes feels like grandmas have more busy lives than us judging by how much they ride around in buses
I dont see many old people
i have an assignemnt for my college due tommorow at 23:59
however, because i am a harcore tarkov player, i will start doing it at 22:59 tommorow

I mean, same here
It's full of students on the bus stop near the uni
mhm
I do my translations during class right before translation class

waste no time
Need to go for a 20-40min bus drive both ways just to go to a shop
thats cringe
i have Profi right across me
We also have 2 shops in the uni
Lidl and Kaufland are next to each other , 10 minute walk from here
But the prices are 20%+ bigger than if you'd shop in the city
Yeah makes sense
I live in the center of town(where I study) so the super marker is 5 minute walk from me
gg we did it
Hello sir i would like a bagel
Yes that would be 500k RUB
Yet people still go to those shops because they're lazy
can I pay with gpu?
or moonshine?
you'd only buy a bread crumb with that
Tarkov , where a wrench costs more than an HK416
iedy how is your teaching career going
great , i am on holiday this week
I'm betting that nobody listens in class
Iedy needs to practice his authority.
they do because otherwise i will put them bad grades and lie to their parents that they will lose their social money because they have bad grades
by banning you
iedy whips out the thermal AXMC
which leads to parents beating them to shit and then they behave
social money?

like social credit points?
Bing chilling
get good grade
school gives money
but if they skip too many school days or do bad shit they lose that money
actually no
because right now
simply go to school
you get money
the fuck
in schools here you need good grade
every student here gets a scholarship
what you're surpised that I dont have a dad?
there are different ones
here you can get both , you can get social and performance scolarships
that's like $30/month
I get 350 leva per month
:)
I totally didn't buy a new monitor and cpu with that money
trust
and they made it pretty bad this year , they made it that 30% of the top students in the class will get money NO MATTER WHAT
meaning that if the highest grade is 3.25 out of 10 ( basically failed hard ) , as long as you are top grade you will still get money
we going fast
back in my day you had to have 9.80 / 10 average to get 20 euros
From a scholarship?
education system is fried
idk if its a scholarship but I know I get money and its called a "Pension" and its because I have 1 parent only
aka my mom
nah that is smth else
mhm
that is your right and you will get it no matter what etc
mhm
you cant lose that even if you are trash in school
oh I don't go for high grades to get the scholarship or whatever

you thought I do!?
LMAO
you go so you dont become a cashier at LIDL
christmas is coming, rip cashiers in supermarkets
idk about that , tiktok is melting brains easily
by 2090 people might be so stupid they will believe we are immortal gods or shit
all it takes is 1 tiktok going viral
hmm fair
Joe's life changes when he is chosen to be the guinea pig for a secret hibernation experiment. When he wakes up from 500 years of slumber, he realizes that he is the smartest man on the planet.
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F...
this movie predicted the future
gm brainshart
surely...
what copium is OP on
"I'm better than women because i goon all day"
German game magazines are on mad copium to rank it 98 out of 100
OP just really ugly 
@somber warren
you read it all?
These things always feel like "deep insider knowledge" until you get to the part where it just phrases the whole thing in a negative light. "Women are taking up traffic and the whole reason we don't just fuck each other's brains out right now is because women need 'muh romance'" Is effectively what this says by the end
reviewers scared of being called out as the hacks they are so they browse social media about the game and try to form their review around what is being talked about it
real
idk about you but vidya mags for me were always just about how cool the screenshots looked and demo disks, not once have I gotten enjoyment from reading reviewers opinion
nooo my fuckinhg chromosomes fuck you ivnko ghmddvb
yeah I mean text filled magazines are full of trash opinions
what in the fuck is a down syndrome we up
syno_1, your new nickname is Chippy
I hate everyone equally
oh boy its sunday, time to go get my meds
Weed
that zaza
My bad
Remember having fucking etherial experiences as a small boy with those PS1 & 2 Demo disks, playing shit like Star Wars and such
apparently ive had a minor form of epilepsy my whole life according to bulgarian doctors
I wouldn't trust a Bulgarian doctor
Isn't this entire character's shtick that he's batshit insane
schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder yes
yeah they steal your organs
that diagnosis was like 2 years ago, so if they stole my organs i wouldve noticed by now
Wok*
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Mets
YEEEAH LETS GO METS!!
WOOOO WE LOVE THE METS!!!
hi Jeff
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Bizkit
yooooo
you're a limp bizkit
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Freddie
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Baba
baba
And remember lads
As Future once said
"Chase a check never chase a bitch"
all going to plan
SALZBURG
why do you have a german game magazine
I am literally in Austria
why
Ok Austrian painter
handlers want to take me on a tour to learn of human culture
manhandled, even
i bet i can handle vladi
I can grape madi
ill jam u
chat gey again
no one in offtopic enjoys my images 
literallyme
8 8 8 skin rather
But we do


now that you mention Austrian painters I wanted to visit Branau am Inn
Visit auschwitz when
No
pensive6045, your new nickname is Emmett
me and uhmm me and and
you and the voices in your head
me n ur mom
Mm, medicine
eat it all at once
Sir yes sir
left 4 dead
cry of fear
yeah whatever you say man
is the left 4 dead hunter based off that guy
its based off me
He doesn't know funny Swedish horror game about depression
all swedes are fukt in the head
Made in goldsrc
If only a person such as Pyrocynical would make an obscenely long game about this "Whine of terror" game that is made in gold source
too bad
do you have epilepsy
pyro's cry of fear sucks
you gotta watch bed bananas play that shit
boy's got the squad of funnyguys
Cry of fear is based
Nope, first half life
Cringe ass graffiti
comic sans
boom
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Duchess
sure
take the fire extinguisher
me when the crushing weight of reality
wait faster
releasing a song and then not opening your daw for 6 months+ doesn't count 
a song?

serbian propagandist 
mb I meant "unfinished project 29834592025789235"
cruelty squad ost
good evening brainfart.
good morning
anyways I'm gonna be here now
That is good news
newbies chat has a 30 second cooldown and stalker and offtopic are boring
Fr
I just go on newbie chat to extract some virtue signalling and then I return to the brainfart goon cave
i donno it fits tho
don't slip on the drip
It's like deus ex denton is having the worst benedryl trip
y e s
it pulls me back in
silly little guy
I am more proud of this one tho https://blurredlogic.bandcamp.com/track/the-space-inbetween
breasts????
I mean once I hit endgame and get the best gear and finish all the quests I go back to being a hobo in another run
wallahi 100gb is too much π₯Ί
I wish 
Can we disable images here and post only memes
that will happen
I have a strong dislike for brainfart sometimes
cool stuffs btw berry nice
I'm like a breakcore retard so this doesn't really register for me but I'm sure some people like the more ambient tunes
yeah
I listen to wave mostly, but I just enjoy electronic music in general
classic
i listen to phonk as i have several mental illnesses
I remember buying an old patina'd bass guitar for like 20 bucks and trying to learn playing it, learned feel good inc bass line never touched it again before selling it for like 150 bucks two years later
that means you don't shower
Some phonk is aight but I can't really listen to it for too long before getting bored
i am warming up my house so i can take a shower as i speak
most of it feels very samey now, few artists still feel unique imo
once again
hit up ΠΊΠΎΠ»ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ· 1 no balls
lol
ΠΠ΅ΡΠΎΠ½ I, food of champions
I managed to get a shitty guitar up and running playing okayish?
although all the USB interference
and lights
you are old
π¦
go eat raisins grandpa
nope, ill just die
I thought the same thing, yet still here I am.
thats cus you got no balls
the new smoky stuff is ok but I still prefer the old days of evil wayz pt 2 and trap house of horrors. his rxknephew collabs are good though
My spotify is pretty fucked up and super eclectic because my music taste is everything but only the songs I like
I listen to soundcloud
same
it plateaued
Ahhh what a lovely morning
i only use soundcloud on phone
the fuck is a duchess
Female duke
duch is ghost in polish
zamn
more pixels pls
Damn!
but it's literally a low quality bait
Darktide looks fun
wrong
Hi wong
Hi wong
im boutta blououw
Hey hey people
bro reminds me of the resident evil mold creatures
like the fucking uhh
6th game
the one with the family
Sorry i was hungry
alex's unprecedented love for incest
ive had that before incest game
brainfart incest game incident (22nd of October, 2023)
gm
while the incident happened then yes, the aftermath lasted much longer
yay it finally happened
little babie
Good day
fr
same
is true they are
why is britain still there
True
Ok maja shut it
Da da
Spy
4chan being a literal global threat to society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QQ7RhTo6Bc @narrow lotus
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Mama mia baguette
real
poop
this probably has dust from 1970s
uhh ... lower back farts ??
ah yes, dnd
AHA DA
They have to sponsor me
!delight
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you are probably responsible for the 90% of monster profits in bulgaria
bingus chillingus
My family found my chat with @river zealot
The fbi is on their way and I have been deemed a national core red level threat
Something has changed about this place
i'm chilling started replaying soc yesterday
also new foxhole update kinda cool and i'm waiting for more fun stuff to be unlocked
i want to join the gehvy
foxhole update?
yeah naval update
can you expand the acronym of the game you're playing
I am thinking shadow of Chernobyl
oh okay





