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At least that one's a woman
alex please
Actually, Bridget is for sure a woman if you think about it.
doubt
THE IMAGE. THE IMAGE IS A WOMAN. I KNOW THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON 4CHAN
basket is a yoyo master
brisket
Says the "woman on discord"
Stop
:3

I canāt take these gifs much longer.
Holy christ i love cereal so much FUCK
need
Not grape nuts though right?
Have a good one, off to my wage slavery
no man the ones that taste like cardboard but as slightly sweet
Oh classy. Thought you were a ācaptain cuckā consumer or smthn
i dunno man my taste buds are truly entering something wicked
its french
my family shuns me in disgust but my gut flora is becoming stronger...
soon ill be able to walk mountains with my slow energy releasing goodies running in my veins
My gut flora could beat your gut flora in a fight
амогŃŃ
nuh uh, MY gut flora beat mouldy bread once
right nevermind man you win
Yeah thatās what I though
goes too hard
And stay down, bub.
ill be back
wonder what it means
gonna go take my meds and go to bed now
i hope its something nice
do not the car
Killing yourself is actually very non-conducive to your health!
its time to post it again
gen alpha in 2030
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Dad! Is that SKIBIDI TOILET?!?!
Wrong! Its sulfuric acid!
@midnight cloud You say your fake fed but you sure glow like a real fed
i take care of my SKIN thank you very much
Where is the homosexual skibidi toilet porno?
its out there my son, go find it
Thanks Dad! OwO, UwU š
P
maybe just skibidi penis
Did they have that skibidi gyatt?
only actual toilet one was on the third page
Did they have that skibidi gyatt?
nah
Did they have that skibidi gyatt?
nope
Oh.
Bout to petition the mods to ban anything skibidi related.
Sign my petition
jokes on you they are skibidi heads
but the pda is getting the skibidi toilet update soon
Damn didnāt know the mods were retarded
you cant remove something thats gonna be an official part of gamma
Put that on rizz
yo dont slander the mods xD
always have been
wow le funny bloodsucker sex haha
lol freedom guys drawing hentai on their PDA's on their down times
Haha o get the joke!
How original.
You got the whole crew laughing.
It is sex wit h bloodsucker astilker freedom!!
Anyways fuck the mods they still havenāt given me reaction perms back
Aye donāt complain I got this mf flair that wonāt go away
Why do you talk like that
Sorry
he has no father figure
Guys I promis Iām not black!! Iām cool like you!!
here comes mwadi to not give me perms back as per usual
I see you typing mwadi
And I find you
Lacking
cry
What the fuck you mean flair
Role, tag whatever. Iām not some chronically online discord loser like YOU guys
did someone said FLAIR UwU
Who the fuck calls a role a flair
Anyways you canāt get rid of it youāre permanently in the ball pit
OH SHIT YOUR AN EXILE, YOUR STUCK HERE, BANISHED
ITS A REAL EXILE
The discord diplomat over here. Pipe down
OOOHHH HOHOHOHOOH
we get 15 every day?
:DABS ON SOLBADMAN:
No, brainfartexile
not that big of an event
there's no cure for the exile role?
Got me good with that one.
Luck and behaving
ugh
bullet to the brain
Whip not a willing horse
HOMOSEXUAL SEX
@grizzled meadow
Waitā¦.
I donāt have to fight with you, youāre exile lmao
i didnt expect half life breaking bad
Got me again? Itās like purgatory with you, just constant verbal and mental thrashing. Gosh
thats white woman sex bro
I am all for this
dont worry bro, im here to screw with you outside of brain fart ā¤ļø
I will be @vital raven diplomat
With behavior like that, it's a wonder you got sent here.
okay im going to go cook dinner, enjoy me being gone some more
God noone remembers homophobic dog
Declined, Iām taking a public lawyer.
I'm sad
Behavior like what?
Bro Velma's not a lesbian, shes into guys cuz i like em THIC and NASTY
Drink some water
This is the most typical buggo post youāve ever posted.
Damn thatās cringe
where the fuck am i
Russian backrooms I can't believe it
Youāre in the give ryry react perms back facility
Hello Stanley
Mwadi got lost in the backrooms
Stanley will now take the hallway to the right
I thought I sounded pretty badass there.
*takes the hallway to the right
Doesnt matter. Everyone thought I was cool anyways.
Donāt tell me you werenāt cowering when i dropped that message.
I wasn't cowering
I was waiting for the motherfucker in the bathroom to start shooting
Oh
-.-
I am sleep deprived cut 4.2% of slack
Yup. This. So much this
I donāt know what Iām doing here. Never gonna meet you people, or know you in a way that matters. You exist to me as a series of messages, disconnected from any existing consciousness. Just some funny words. Iāll log off at some point, do something else. This will not be remembered, nor cherished. Same goes for you, probably. Just talking into a void.
Your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts
didn't read alladat
Good thing I wasnāt talking to you
your mother

Not true @quartz ridge lets prove this man wrong
we're all just bots
lmao
instill.
same.
fuck
Donāt care check out this fucking pig.
Enchiladas š
Quesadilla
I donāt have much left in me.
āYou could die tomorrow and Iād be likeā

brother there's people on my friends lists that never log in again
that shit is, depressing and I regret not spending the time
food made out of a clicker from TLOU
not really
So like mushrooms?
I would snack on a fried clicker finger or smthn
You know youāre being bitchier than usual today
š 262
everyone wins
Anyone think Hoel from the last of us should have dodged the golf club?
Hoel
Why do he not do that?
Fuxkin Hoel 
oh no...
Itās like diary of a wimpy kid āthe long haulā!
Hoel, from the last of onlyfans

Goodbye!
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got a 100 secret saxtons we need to kick the cheater master yambo we need to kick the cheater I'm trying to save tf- guys I'm trying to save tf2! We need to kick master yambo we need to kick master yambo hes cheating master yambo is cheating guys we need to kick him I need to save tf2 I need to save it i need i need...

deserved it
leaving the goon cave
Me
@grizzled meadow
ā»ļø

ghiiiiii
me in real life
I swear I'm such a sucker for deals at the market
Like tortilla chips are 3.25$ a bag but it's 5$ for 2 ooooh!
I didn't even want tortilla chips
And now I have two giant bags of them
there's an anecdote about that in russian
An old grandpa sells watermelons at the market near the sign saying "One watermelon - 3 rubles. Three watermelons - 10 rubles".
A man comes up and buys a watermelon for three rubles, then another watermelon for three rubles, then another watermelon, also for three rubles. And in farewell he happily says to the grandpa:
- Look, I bought three watermelons, and paid only 9 rubles! You don't know how to trade!
The old man looks back at him:
- Always the same: they take three watermelons instead of one, and then teach me commerce...
idiot
had to change some words otherwise I'd get muted 
That's funny, I think I've heard something similar but I don't know where from
@uncut obsidian muted?
?
Nvm
What did he mean by that
What is this old man selling
The original version of that is racist
watermelon

Btw did u manage to escape or what, are u ok ?
filthy watermelon loving elves
Escape from Tarkov
not yet
i did move, but not out of russia
Ok take care
Yeah not reading allat
Fallout 4 accurately depicted the real behavior of cows
somehow it includes much more texts than other memes 
my fav is "lana del rey's strongest soldier" 
horror game type shit
new friends! from the other realm
Mental ward type beat
just one?
Ain't reading all that
Text /= depth
Nice drawing tho
its not a full philosophical meme but yea 
Reminds me of a haitian fishing forum
People keep talky about stupid shit but no posty the image
i decided to put these into a slideshow and made a beat to put over it
fuck you
damn
i knew deep down it was a slideshow
i connected to the noosphere
impressive, very nice. let's see Nobody's beat
ur just mad cuz i made this cool song and u didnt lol
i call this one "resonance"

dude behind the rizzinator looks like kid rock
The rizzinator 
so this is what's going on in my vents at 4 in the morning
Count yourself lucky
no its the amogus sussy impostor venting
whos that
it's not added synths, its the same amount just not the original tones
ye im trolling lol
it was a really good experiment in using my synth program tho
taught me a lot about what settings have what effect
god dude its called a web
goddamn
nasty mf
no
butt thread
butt thread
you tryna get shit on
ass string
wh40k:SM2 is gonna let you put a helmet on
finally
i guess they thought titus's skull was thick enough to survive graia but not avarax
homoglobin
communism
zamn, time flies
too bad I already fucked YOUR dad
skibidi furry
scarred me for life
Jfc american fanta is horrible
royale
isn't that the hoe who was lying about being domesticated and then returned to live with her husband like nothing happened?
beers probably mid
:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa
:clock6: 27 October 2023, 06:25 (06:25 AM)
š +2.0 (Africa/Johannesburg)
āļø Day
āļø Clear sky
š 59% humidity
š SSE 160° | 1.54 m/s wind
š”ļø 17.85°C (64.13°F)
bruh
Alright then
natty?
what was her name again
:flag_lt: Vilnius, Vilnius City Municipality, Lithuania
:clock7: 27 October 2023, 07:27 (07:27 AM)
š +3.0 (Europe/Vilnius)
š
Sunrise
šØļø Light snow | āļø 0.25 mm/h
š 100% humidity
š E 80° | 2.06 m/s wind
š”ļø 0.85°C (Feels like -1.15°C)
33.53°F (Feels like 29.93°F)

FAST TWITCH. MUSCLES.
stay hard
why are u guys checking the weather, its not like yall gonna go outside today
/nameme
real
syno_1, your new nickname is Meng
My ass was exiled from the bot
summer's banging on my door and I refuse to open
My hungry ass could not own pets
good
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: mochimoo_1
why for the love of fuck is it 34°C in October
In what part of the world
south
The Sahara desert???
yeah pmuch
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: mochimoonxp
too early
are you saying im fat
maybe
yeah thats true
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yes
south sac Iraq šŖ
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madivostok is real
in cities skylines 1 it was "the faster you make the time speed = the less fps you have"
here it's the opposite for some reason
Lol
can i be the camera man in this scenario
is that a lemmy reference???????????????????????????
we all could
I don wanr to get upp
dont get up then
No $20 for you
do it
do it now
ez
Ookay apparently ppl born after 2010 are considered gen alpha
fuck... that avacado might've not been safe to eat
it was on the edge of being fucked but
ugh
relatable
The risks of being avocado toast eating, soy latte sipping, iphone obsessed millenial
good morning brainfart
"Yeah dude, I'm fine, just a little tired is all..."
Now you millennials can reflect under your woke sky
The "I only play new games" virgin
drizzard
stalker gaga gugu want mama
gm
this is your home
its good morning not gm the fk is gm
hai
General Motors?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hi Madi
alo vladi
alo
alo bulgarco
gay mansion
aha
madi can I get to say the g word
gey
gay
why wouldn't you be able to
your house
yes
Garry's mod
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if war doesn't have phonk playing in the background it isn't war
syno_1, your new nickname is Bruce1
The more aliens that started appearing in sets, the more militarized the space police became
What did lego mean by this
wtf
Look at this mother fucker

BRO I REMEMBER THISSHIT
OMG

I HAD ONE
wait hol up
@tranquil cedar I had this bad boy
Noice
It's spooky month, so have a spooky
romanian police chasing gypsy
in space for some reason
ofc 
I don't doubt that gypsies would worm their way into space honestly
gypsies would go to jupiter if there was stuff to steal there
There's a lot of copper in space
yeah they'd be all over that
Lego writing the lore behind their sets
man the last time I watched a lego movie was like the third season of ninjago
or whatever
that shit rocked as a kid
NINJA GO!
NINJA GO!
Maybe some day
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my music library is fucking beyond recognition at this point
song good
I listen to song
i think that every night
what if my cat drops something on my head and kills me while I sleep
she has tried before
if that were my cat sheād be doing me a favor
and there are multiple decently heavy things above my pillows
lmao
I do have like toy lightsabers up there
and that shit would hurt
thankfully I have survival insintcs active inside my own home and my brain wakes me up when it senses that jelly is about to do some stupid shit

huh
this reminds me of a store in my city that literally has a giant flip flop as a icon
I've never been to it but it looks very funny
fuck the Tshirt scraping bots
we've moved on to putting scraped images on miniskirts
Thigh sock image scraper
looks like something you'd find on redbubble
Razor scooters have carried civilization into the future
would.
Same
Boring ahh lectures
what lectures
Meeting of polish physics association
Ah hell naw
NOT THE POLISH PHYSICS
its joever
Why do you repost yourself
You failed the game
FUCK
What won
Coffin on this dick

Sorry Alex that was rude

meanie
A fight has broken out at an early screening of the āFIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYSā movie.
(Source: @jojoincel)
š 160976
Always happy to see you Alex, until you say the worst opinion in existence 5 seconds later of course
Morning chat
Morgen
am too eepy to do that today
Morgen
Eeper mab
That's a good one, 8 incestuous relationships/10
demon
The Void 
too political and shows hostages...idk
your choice i gues
Slowly approaching 30, FUCK, SHIT, AAAAA
there were 0 effective firing positions in that video
you are just angry you arent the rizzler like this gentleman
Actual cringe
BMWs man are the bane of my existence
Why is it any BMWs goal is to endanger everyone on the road
why is it BMW's goal to burn my retinas with every new release
You mean mustangs?
Nah no one drives mustangs here really
The amount of PT cruisers with california plates in belgrade is clinically insane
Most common is ford focus / fiesta or a Vauxhall corsa
even though it has 2 (two) recycle emote reactions it's ok I liked it
two (2)
Rat (menace)
three (3)*

k sure
I feel like my brain is deteriorating
welcome
stop letting it deteriorate
same, myshinka, same
hold it together with your bare hands
brainfart moment
Someone's stealing my brainpower
it could be anyone of us
it could be me
it could be you
you're lucky you don't live in romania
it could even be
taci in pula mea
yeah also your wallet
dute mÄ
That's a lot of pings
yeah it helps your brain
Waaah
this looks like a fake creature
the ay it moves reminds of like a analog horror animation or something
frogge
pull up the bolt action AK
yessir
wish they would just have a damn an94 instead of a knockoff
Honestly just reuse the mw2019 assets
the movement is so heinous
Ngl I comepletely gave up on cod after the first month of mw2
i got it just for mwz ngl
I got orion and then never touched it again
bussin
the tempest torrentussy
bruv if some shitty indie game devs or those greedy fucks at tarkov can afford them, so can cod devs, gun manufactorors would even give it to them for free, its free publicity for your gun to be in the most known fps franchize,
the reason they use imaginary names is to distant themselves from irl guns, incase some retard does a shooting and it fire backs at them, it has happaned in the past for video games and gun violence,
cod guys prolly have to pay more
yep
its nonexcusable but i get WHY they dont do it
they almost certainly will have to pay more
think it's california legislation and that's where they're based out of or smth I don't remember
cod games are just to make the most money while spending the least
modern ones I guess
Status quo live service sewage
yup
the new battle royale is the uhh
tarkov shooter
extraction shooter I think is the name
surprised cod didnt fully invest into DMZ
Yeah that's the new genre
since warzone was kinda bad
depression time
@fading shuttle
I wan coffee
I wanna die literally
low key ong fr?
literally me
yep
zamn
finger
challenge complete
you will receive a reward on 19/12/2056
Reward date moved up to 12/12/2024
I guess life does not want me to have good relation with anyone
wouldn't that be moving it down
but yesterday my professor was mad
pipe bomb package date approaching rapidly
he said never give up and he started to be emotional
Silent hill gaming
because the time when he was a dean he heard and saw many suicides
this chat is about to turn into another therapy session isn't it
i'm fine how are you bro
Still thinking of past and not even being able to let it go.......
my problem is not with the past its with the future
the future is bad and I wish I had a good past
literally abused my pills this week
and my doctor said never ever use it again
woah
I'm bouta press the therapist slave button again
you do
renner you gonna be on mw3?
it's called brianfart
hell no
what if the zombies is good
I took less lessons this year
i have zomboid for zombies
ew
i couldn't even go to doctor in time while i was sick
not paying full game price for live service dog water
but i didn't go to school this whole week i'm really sick and i'm just going to rest
I'm irregular student and I'm also not attending some lectures
I learned how to crochet
crochet?
örgü
i'm learning guitar these days
whatever I'm waiting for the time to has come
I need to see a doctor or my heart will kill me
including the good ones
i need to see a therapist rather then a doctor man
Like elves and dwarves
the school really fucked me up
yeah those too
idk what's so different but i got really tired and broken in a month
I'm gonna see therapist (I forgor what we are saying to psikolog so I wrote doctor)
psikolog and terapist are the same thing
corrected it
embrace the dwarfpill
True chads live beneath the surface of the earth and eke out a living on the precious metals and gemstones beneath, occasionally fighting mighty dragons, nasty goblins, and pouring vast quantities of molten metal into the water supplies of the Elves. (they deserved it)
Thanks to the anon from 4chan's /fit/ for the copypasta
Thumbnail art by Fa...
this week I don't know how many calm pills I used
psikiyatri is where they give you meds and needles
i decline the dwarfpill
I fell down 2 times because of that and hurt my self
te bag in podea
I hate dwars as equally as anything else
i don't have to use any pills thankfully but who knows maybe i will start using medication too
trebe sa ms prinzi primadata milogule
My best friend says Oguz I don't want to broke your heart, I'm not good these days and I don't want to talk (it just for me) and says Also I'm not talking that much in dm's. Then ignores me like I don'T even fucking exist
well clearly he was not your friend then
The problem is I'm an idiot and dependent to other people, because I'm too emotional and I need someone to talk
and also seeing my old friend happy with their gf's makes me sad and angry
DWARVES MUST BURN
fun fact: humans cannot function without social interaction
kys elf
because they fucked my mental health and gave me a fucking anxiety, obsession and depressive attacks
I should probably make some real friends soon, moved countries and I don't really socialize
if it wasn't for 2 weeks me not going to school properly and just resting in home
š„“
i would be in a way worse state
because idk what is going on but something is really just burning me out
I'll be there for you because you are my brotha
same because of that we need a therapist immediately

why would you possibly want to move from romania (I can think of 5 reasons off the top of my head)
I'm banking on making autistic airsoft friends when I start becoming a regular at one of my local fields since I'm not really into bars and clubs and stuff
I mean it's a long story but I was never supposed to live there to begin with, shit happened and I ended up being there for 13 years and now I moved back to serbia where I was born
us in gates of hell
that's good
you're not completely doomed then
talking to my family about my psychological problems is like talking to a wall
expect the wall says "you just don't want to go to school and you're making things up"
Average family
Yeah absolutely, it's not like I moved to germany to scrub toilets I just gotta get over the language hurdle and make some connections here
you have the best family in the world and we did everything for you, you shouldn't be depressed sonš¤ (my family)
real
Seek help boys
whenever i try to talk to them about my problems they say
Srsly
Watch fight club a couple dozen times
airsoft fiends are a good group of people
we sent you to a expensive good school we sacrificed so much
i speak from experience
today I'm going receive it
Yea they seem like my exact flavor of autism
Now I'm using like 8-9 pills a day
and cannot sleep well because one of the pills makes me feel like I'm dying while sleeping
I never understood medication it seemed to me like it's a band aid fix to a bigger problem but what do I know I never went through anything like that
yeah man ngl we should kill ourselves and tell in our suicide note that Illimunati did it
Can't do much more for some stuff
Allah wouldnt like that
that'd be awesome
Living beings are chemical and everything we see causes chemical changes in our brain. The reason for medication is to stop absorbing those chemicals and makes us feel less depressed and anxious
I'll probably do that
dog
heaven
Drugpit
kill this man this instant
sanest romanian
I'm also romanian
sanest romanian
but I want nuclear winter or establsh the zone in real life
I mean we're getting there so shouldn't be too long I think
I hope it happens tomorrow
Whats tommorow
nuclear war
saturday
Danganronpa is fun
never heard of it
Nooooo
It's him, the aryan supreme kot
will play
enable devui as shown in the pic
sir i don't have the "steam" version
ya bloody skallywag
nvm it's done using the shortcut and not steam
man i wish new cods got cracked
i would love to play the campaings
i am onion mason - 3 trillion dollar studio
how do you think im playing cold war
bro why are the npc models so detailed for a CITY builder?
its just cold war tho
hm apparently alan wake 2 just got cracked as well
18 fps 
like our lord Todd said,
just get a better pc
"high res textures means the graphics must be better" 
devs ^
these games are for the future - meaning that the hardware needed to play them will come out in the future
its crazy when a game makes tarkov look well optimized
of course, graphics is all that matters and nothing else at all
do NOT show these guys inscryption or literally any "indie" game
them games are built of GODOT and shit and still have more going on
buy a game about cities
look inside
high poly npcs
this is the same but i recoreded it with telegram
yo got a motorcycle cuhh

Mom and son
yeah in telegram you can hear him purring throught the entire mp3
bruh
dog and cat
usagi1030, your new nickname is Rescue
new name new me
memeg7837, your new nickname is Bronco
me evading the government
you're not the same man you were 5 seconds ago
delight do /nameme
nah, i did earlier
flashing lights red woooo
yeah, gun still works
true....
what game?
cold war
cod cold war
i heard the campaign is pretty good 



