#🎪bruh-fart
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Yes I said if it wasn’t clean READ
mista bombastic
exceptional case f u clownie
true, my cat will literally constipate itself if its not clean
This live rent free in my head, I am always happy when someone post this
dab me up falco
dude speaks like a silenced sniper rifle sometimes
yea africa has nice sounding languages
exept when a gogo (granny) is pissed at you
kekhau
I am just a fish
im a tree
nah, chivalry 2
who likes rock
mordhau is more fun
source
mordin alone once again
i'm gonna stream it for your degenerate ass
aye aye
😔
which lobby contains the mythical mordhau stream
supa cock fire
lobby 1
kill yourself
whats mordhau
morbius
medieval autism game
morbama
chivalry 2 better
chiv 2 has more fun interactive maps tbf
both games have pretty small playerbse and decreasing rly
am i the only one who for honors 
Mordhau wil soon drop development i think
The riddler is the best super villain
the rizzler
Bros super power is being autistic and crime'in
no
why do you always ping me at 11 pm for mordhau
i always go to sleep and turn my pc off past 11 pm
chill
my honest reaction
he looks like a fucked up retarded baby faced french version of Jerma
true
raised in the balkans, i would expect no less 💪💪
how heavy is 8,000,000,000kb
me fr
Yeah
Good lord

hol up
Shout out to Turkey, and once again, France can die
what da dog doing
ᶜˡᵘˢˢʸ
I need more of Gangle
seeing your dick going through, hot af
it me
Made this just for you
thank u, glad to know i hold such a position that memes about my actions are being made
Living the dream
doublea6423, your new nickname is Housewifes
More like a server creepypasta, but yeah
ill take it
Need me one of those
loved or reviled i will be remembered
le housewifes has arrived
oh, cod cold war has released on the 100% off store
Who needs a housewife?
WHERE
🏴☠️
Beautiful
What in the world is this little nugget of entertainment?
Machine Generated Singer Grool Wine
hell yeah
alo
Bro does not know statics and particles mechanics
What do I need to mix that ableton cant mix for me 
Physics wit da blood knight
He's like "BROTHER THERE IS NO TIME FOR THIS, THERE IS ONLY TIME FOR WARRRR"
BROTHER THE ANSWER WAS C DAMNIT, ONLY A HERETIC WOULD THINK IT TO BE D
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
I should get an Inquisitor model
Not blood knight, silly me
nope, his pauldrons are red, he is a blood angel
blood raven have white pauldrons schewpid
Interesting
hiiiiii
These chapters are so numerous and confusing
Yep
yep
Honestly, run any red + black color scheme
I'll just stick to the ultramarines
Call it blood angel successor
so overused gosh
Like wolves on a wounded calf
iron warriors my beloved
Ultramarines are ultrabased
@mint mist shuddafuckup I'm taking your artifacts
i have none
ultracringe
War crime gang

Black templars are a close second
i must create the daemonculaba
Der Codex Astartes ist ein bunch of bullscheisse
iron warriors based, greatest war crime perpetrators
Something fucked enough to give an ultramarine PTSD
And cause him to break down crying
ultracrybaby
cant even handle the daemonculaba, lmao
My brothers stand by me
need me a girl that
Wtf
So you can take her behind the shed and blow her brains out, yeh?
I fucking hate that comic series so much
I need me a manipulative narcissist
wait you know the source
hand it over
No

I'll die with this info
ok, ill just ask the weeb server im in, they will know definitely
Every time I see these memes from effectspedalsunder40 I laugh
I need me a tomboy gf who'll go to the gym and cuddle afterwards
...so anyway I'll be single forever
Cuz I have every effect pedal in existence and I didn't pay anything for them
you gotta settle for a manipulative narcissist, much more common
That blind girl deserves so much better, and the artist is an attention hogging piece of shit
Nah, I'll take men before that
And guitar rig
i can see so many sniping angles
tarkov brainrot

Slavic countries are such a crazy place
what is the meaning of this?
found em
Average eastern European graffiti
amogus
"Can I eat you?"
"ah ah ah"
yes she can
woe befalls you
daily
and it wasnt even me that started it this time
HANK DONT LISTEN TO THE GOTH GIRL HANK
THATS NOT WHAT SHE MEANS BY EAT YOU
HAAAAAAAANK
My lawyer said etc.
HAAAANK THE FUNNY LOOKING HORROR GAME ISN'T WORTH IT! THEY'RE SIBLINGS HAAAAAAAAAAANK
Remember lads
If she single its 1v20 free for all
If she taken its a 1v1
work smarter not harder
Why fight at all when I have 2 hands and a credit card
Why fight at all when I can spend the money on guns and minis, and not emotional manipulation
we aint playing casual, we going ranked sex
Duos on overpass bitch, right fucking now
your poor ass dont have a lawyer
discord mod salary
good god i hate that character so much
ive been outta the loop man, first time seeing these 2 characters
Kill her
no need, recent post allowed a bunch of followers of that artist to voice their opinion and the artist then basically drew her reacting to it
Cringe
very
Send
i thought you knew that artist?
Real artists draw massive armored men shooting huge rocket bullets at horrors beyond our comprehension
I just...she deserves the world
Warhammer 40k
You got it
oh well thats just 40k for me and reading some of that lovely horus heresy books
never forget istvaan 3...
Is istvaan 3 the planet that horus virus bombed at the start of the heresy
yes
🫡
...god i wish it wasnt but yes
it was such as tragic story
especially the few REMAINING loyal world eaters
The loyalists being betrayed by horus yeah
the ones that hadnt yet succumbed to the nails
HAHAHAHA
Idk about all that but horus turning on his own people was sad since he was supposedly a really good guy before the chaos penetrated him

Gyat...
dude...

FALCO KILL HIM
What if he was talking about the dog
even worse bro
then he is a white woman
Yeah that tracks
I have made a grave mistake
anyway, public execution soon
woe upon thee house youve just grabbed a ticket to the forever box
Mormons love taking young wives it's just part of his religion
doublea6423, your new nickname is Bullfrog
OHHH no no theres no running
he changed his name, he is trying to hide
Incorrect
Sigma grindset
The thing hasnt loaded for me
Borger
What did he comment about likr
Is it a underage girl
Okay joseph
fuck you
he wanted to propose the underage girl
None of that weak .223 shit
:3
I have become an enemy of the people. I wanted to make a funny, and I wasn't thinking. My death is only fair. May my death show to all that using the wrong emoji means death
It's not that deep bro
Well then move on
It is, yes, and it was my bad
kill him
7.62x25 moment?!?!?!
Built to shoot at a 45 degree angle lol
god how i wish cat baguettes were real, i guess sausage dogs will do for now...
Batman with gun? Blasphemy
theres those cats with the short legs
close enough to what you want
Nope, cool as fuck batman
Fair, it is cool
Batman would be WAYYY cooler if he carried a .45 on his hip
Batman with an M1 Carbine
Yeah there it is
Or M14
sooon...sooon stem cell research will get me what i want
The m14 was wood too but the length of the handguard is too short to be an m14 anyway
the?...
This is a cartoon for children
Baguettes? Catuettes? Baguitty? What must these things be called...
Gyat
This scene was hilarious
classic harley always been a bad bitch

better than new harley
yes
Id turn around if i was him also
New harley is just a modern blonde white woman
new harley is just e-girl
old harley was based
Old harley was cultured
So modern blonde white woman
New harley is just the phase all teen to young adult white women go through
But with more action
But women aren't funny!!! bam
classic harley was the only good clussy ever invented
doublea6423, your new nickname is Maple
Man, I should have stuck with Strength
hah, canadian
That was a fun one
Not a clown though
waah waaaaaaaah
Harley was obviously a harlequin not a clown
has clussy color, works alongside the clown prince of crime
She's the joker's harlequin
semantics
Not a clown
Stolen shamelessly
You're not using it right
dont care
clussy
dont think them completelu throwing out the old design was a good idea
couldve redesigned it a bit instead
i blame the arkham games for new harley
hes dead bro
You didn't have to remind me bro
Dream joker is heath on screen but with Mark Hamill's laugh stitched over it
Heath made a more realistic and dark Joker, Mark made the Joker the perfect amount of manacle yet crazy
Mark's joker laugh was amazing
The best
Mark didn't play joker on the big screen tho its not the same
I love his story about how they were hesitant to make him the Joker because casting the bright boy Luke Skywalker as a heinous villian seemed wrong to them
His voice over work was fantastic but we need a good face
And Jared just doesn't cut it for me
Who played him in the new batman
Someone I haven't heard of before
His face was really blurred out but he seemed like he was pulling off a more subtle and dark joker
i did like joaquins joker but that joker is so different its best to consider him a new character
I prefer that direction since batman fans are all pretty much 18+ as far as I'm concerned
Never watched it, he just seemed like an alternate universe joker that was depressed and shunned by society so became unhinged
was a good movie, just a very different spin on the joker
wasnt even called the red hood
Never even met batman
joachim's joker was good tbf
He was a clown or some shit right
Oh no
considering the previous one was Leto's
lol
Leto's joker blended with 21 pilots in my mind so i just have the image of this millenial/zoomer version of joker
skibidi
yeah idk
Holding the gyatt over the rizzler is the Ohio version of sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
:3
:)
Hate it
now i reallised, thats a drawing of Demon on your pfp
technically no, i just found it
but yes, its a drawing of a black cat, could be demon
Now realize what mine is next
banned
<:3
best shitpost of the year
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literally me
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pov: you got sent to brainfart cus you started doing stupid sht
That's exile not banned
people who get exiled cant tell the difference
considering they always complain about "being banned"
i live here
is the genere
I will drink just full cups of milk. Love the stuff. Drink of the gods.
Only when cold
Guess who it is
Who has protools? or Ableton?
I do
You're the producer now
I can't do shit on FL studo 11 is... very outdated
TOOL tribute bands be like:
WRONG MILK! WRONG MILPHHBBBABASHIDFVBNSAOEIDFEOAOEAD
yes
We can use programmed drums fuck the drummer
drink your homo milk
"you ever heard of the fibbonacci sequence?" -every annoying TOOL fan ever
we still need one get random objects being hit with a baseball bat samples
Am I bad for liking regardless of temp?
Yes
they rode the spiral, to where they never been, stright to the end then they fucking became predentious
<--- tool fan
Tepid milk is bearable but I would only drink it to avoid being wasteful
yep
Warm milk enjoyers
Never tried it except for hot chocolate
I have. It kinda works for the helping sleep thing, but mostly cause warm liquids in general make a person relaxed and therefore sleepy.
And milk fills your tummy
i cant sleep no matter what i do
Without requiring digestion
i have to sit in bed for hours without being able to sleep
Digestion keeps you awake
reale
tommorow is my last day of work before a 1 week time off , it will feel like working 7 days in one watch
I'm over here drinking my cocoa I got cocoa in my mug rn I'm just drinking my shit. I'm cozy as fuck man, I'm a snoozer man
Winter is coming, the time for cocoa is soon upon us
Typing that
Fool. While the cocoa is best in the winter, it is for all seasons.
Nah
It's chocolate milk until winter
Cocoa is only for the coldest depths of winter
Coffee and tea is the only warm shit I drink until winter
Winter goes hard with the hot drinks though
Cocoa, hot cider
today is the birthday of RDR2
Don't know if I've ever had hot cider
It's okay, it's basically a weak alcoholic sparkling fruit juice
Like a fruit-based beer
Crazy it's been 5 years already
Trader Joe's has the best chocolate milk I've ever had. Have some in my Fridge rn
i love milk
You don't make your own chocolate milk?
I don't understand that shit man why have a jug of milk and then a separate jug of chocolate when you can just have milk and choccy mix
Powder, syrup, whichever
Cause I usually down that chocolate milk in less than 3 days
zero two my beloved
But then you gotta go to the store for more choccy
you should ping Crimmas with that
Caught yo ass
One bottle of syrup lasts for dozens of cups
you win this time
I'm a snob for chocolate milk. I'll drink whatever, but having adult money and a trader joe's means I get that one a lot
Well, different strokes
IT'S HALLOWEEN THEN THANKSGIVING FIRST
For me I live 10 miles away from civilization and nesquik tastes fine
Thanksgiving?
In November?
I do like a particular brand of pre-mixed choccy tho
Darigold I think
It's bussin
Wish that was me. Need to get away from people, they suck
I jest btw, Canadia already celebrated it
I still have people around me, they're just a couple hundred feet apart
Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving? That's odd. With all the genocide they did, I didn't think they would
That's nice. How much land do you live on?

They are not descendants of the mayflower, they are false celebrators
Based
Many acres
sea dog
Fine then, keep your secrets. But that's pretty cool. I have a lot of family with acreage, but we don't live in an area where that's exactly possible. One day tho, that's the plan
Sea puppy*
i mean i like tool as well but damn their fans are fucking GOOFY levels of pretentious and gatekeepy sometimes.
In America, specifically Texas, we have this gas station called Buckee's
It's more like a supermarket tho
in Maine we have a gas station called Cumberland Farms and we call it Cumbies.
no this isnt a joke.
im serious.

I need cumbies UwU
CEASE
I will not apologise
no but genuinely you're new so i'll give you fair warning
Yeah
kys
I'll keep it to myself next time
that shit WILL result in you getting told to KYS literally everytime
A canadian woman? hmm...too good to be true
like, people here arent exactly nice.
no fucking woman would say: i want cumsies.
only men who never talked to woman think wemen say that.
Shrimple as that
honestly most people here the answer would be either "no" or "yes, unfortunately 🗿"
Women don't exist on discord. That's just a lie spread by the government to make their psyops seem realistic
So true bestie
ok so i can actually very much declare that that is 100% cap, i have MET verified women who do actually talk like that and its awful TBH
...The use of bestie has me reconsidering my point of view...
like, dude you have no idea the horrors i bear witness to in FFXIV, even from my own compadres in that game.
(This WILL lead to my execution)
i will revoke their womanhood and make them... i don't know
Murder is to easy

i mean you do you but im just saying there are women like that.
how old are these wemen
mostly weeb women, but women nonetheless
FFXIV is a game that is predominately populated by people at least 20 years old
weebs are not even human tbh
WHOS THIS GOOBER
Woobs
so honestly the range of ages i've met in that game range from 18-19 all the way to 60+
no im not kidding about 60+

Damn grandma
What's ff????
final fantasy
Nerd
specifically the 14th one, which is an MMO
Stalker is not nerdy, stalker is based
It's meant to be ironic
There are too many Fantasies for any of them to be considered the final one
Highly debatable
Jon Fantasy
If you play Ecologist, you're a nerd, if you play UNSIG, you're based
There's a spectrum
no i hate the UN
uniSGIMA
I do to, I just think in the context of the game, they're based
(please laugh)
unisg
but yeah one of the FFXIV free company's (guilds) i was in, there was this 60 something year old woman who plays the game with her kids and grandkids, who were also in that FC. great group TBH. lovely people. ive visited them IRL before.
im still here
That you are
Hate that woman
Helsing my beloved
funny

THIS NEW GUY PLAYS DESTINY 2
wait i do?
Well the sandal emoji is from the D2 server, sooooooo

HAHAHA IT REACTED 1984 TO THIS CAUSE THE URL HAS 1984 IN IT
holo better be in else trash vid
what the fuck is that
:3
watch the [runtime] and find out
nah
Omg literally me
(I am making myself a target for hatred)
It's working
That's the plan! >:3
you cant be as hated as i am
You are???
i got petitions sent to the admins to ban me on the second day of my return
XD
Tell them what you did, profligate
That or someone is gonna go into your DMs thinking your a woman and try to flirt with you, maybe both
incest game
So far, nothing yet
ive been continuously posting stuff about the coffin of andy and leyley since i came back
and i streamed the game for about 8 hours
Have you checked the mail today?
in gamma, if you wanna be truly hated you gotta step your game up
i have corrupted one of the mods and he posted incest game today
Must have gotten the wrong address
Please be patient
Sometimes the post office loses my pipe bombs
ADMINS
KILL HIM
let me guess
madi
WRONG
iedy
madi isnt interested in incest game, iedy sure is
yeah, madi is into the brother
maybe iedy too idk
stand in awe at my supreme power


I'm literally starting to worry
Not you alone
What fetishes will take you two?
falco wanted to try and fix the sister
IT SPREADS
Post the pic
I think i know the pic
"The command is ready" ahahahahah
may skom watch his back the coffin looms above his head
aw shit falco what'd you do
he fixed her
probably not, him and s5 dont appear here
harder to corrupt
deosnt mean you cant go into the other channels now can you?
My lawyer etc.
do a lil...colonialism
thats how you get kicked back to brainfart as an exile
that just makes you a martyr
you gotta pick your fights carefully bro
i dont want the newbies fawning over me
I have not fawned, I have held my ground
like hell you have need i remind you what you DID in the above chat?
falco wanted to be pinged so he could watch the incest ending live
i got receipts to embarass the mods for 20 years because of this single game
yeah...yeah das right
cant embarass yourself if the whole chat become horny for some goth chick
whole chat wasnt horny, whole chat was trying to kill me
Hard to be embarassed when the people callin you out did the same thing as you lmao 
the difference is i dont feel shame
they 'say' that man but lets be honest man the chat was DROOLING
mordre stop this
yeah, drooling over the thought of me being publicly executed by strangulation
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
damn what the hell did i miss?
I was mostly immune thanks to my steadfast love of red heads over goth chicks
never felt like a proper villain more in my entire life
the coffin...
@grizzled meadow
the mods are becoming weak to corruption
thats what they want you to think
receipts
@ mods
I literally had fun
chat is this Syno
falco had fun with incest game, yet another receipt
we makin it outta brainfart with these!!!
I haven't had fun with the game, the game was shit
The game brought objectively a good time in the chat lobby
wait falco you streamed it to the entire sever?
no i streamed it
oh
for like, 8 hours
Alex streamed the shit game in one lobby
I'm not that crazy
I was there as a spectator and nothing else
you missed out man, the narrator was fun
The pics they post from time to time are me memeing
The whole VC laughed their asses off
its gods honest truth you see, falco was down bad
Duty has more women than I thought
I haven't talked once 
you really did, brainfart has been trying to string me up any time i mention the game
I missed out on purpose, I was pinged, but I was asleep, making sure to avoid it
NOOOOOOOOOOO
It's what I did as well, kinda
you were a lil bitch, you said you were gonna join and then pussied out
atleast falco came in for the beginning and the end
I overslept it cause exam
Yeah that's what I did
I never said I was gonna join, I straight up said "don't invite me"
I really just didn't want to watch the incest Satanist game
ah yeah mistook you for rock man
Yeah, rock man did, I said naw, but I was pinged regardless lol
The nerder has become the nerd
"any time i mention"
My brother in christ, you fucking spammed that shit when it was clear you were grossing everyone out
"Oh, fuckin woe is me! People don't approve of me enjoying the incest part of the incest game."
i just pinged you to be annoying i think
yeah
what are you gonna do about it
I sentence you to 6 months of going to a Catholic church
i know it annoys people, thats why its been going for so long
oh boy perfect
BAHAHAHAHAHA
man im dead
@livid pond you get a soft taco
Are you this pleasant in real life?
no
Why do you think he's on discord
this is brainfart, not irl
tags: NTR, Ugly Bastard...
i go to uni, do homework, study, pretend to be normal irl, here? i goon
that's your first mistake
Find a degenerate server
is fucking being a dumbass gooner
this is my degenerate server
more degenerate than us
be classy and keep your fetishes to thy self
😠
theres no fun in degeneracy if you get accepted, the fun is people getting angry at you
my fetish is stacking papers neatly in a nice little column and then utterly smacking it everywhere and repeat
I accept you're a degenerate. Now get the fuck out
Me but with stacks of coins
I like the first part the but the 2nd bit, I dislike this
ive been here longer than you, and i will outlive you
romance
im a degenerate man, down bad

nuh uh
I also sometimes slip the papers in between the floorboards
We got a super based sigma sister fucker?
Sounds about right
Anyone have that one MP4 of a dude in a maid costume saying his favorite anime is something something love my little sister
you mean your sister?
I feel like that's Alex irl
nah papyrus is too cool
fucking alabama alex
She then continued to play with him
Anyone have one of those rainbow propeller hats?
Alternatively the dude in a fedora buying incest hentai
That would also cover alex
thats where you are wrong, i dont pay for things
TO BE FAIR the 8ball has prophetized this
Stop that!
alex start another civil war
This is close
I think that’s that’s it
Yup that's the one
nah, the andy stuff is reaching its end, its getting less and less fun sadly
gotta find another way to fuck with people
Where did you even find this
Hell yeah, it's funny
In the homework folder
Too many hornballs in this mf server
going through the gifs ive favourited lmao

thats a wmd right there
Me asf
excuse me for enjoying stacking papers ffs...
OH LAWD HE COMIN
I despise that image
There is something viscerally disgusting
oh yeah the first episode of Pluto was peak
PRIME PRIME PRIME PRIME!
I NEED to get back in the habit, I swear. Wisdom teeth removal messed me up. Also, Sam cannot be natty
:D
Oh no
Put that under me.
He's running gear 200%
But he's also got his diet and exercises down pat just about
SOLE BAD GUY?!?
Sam is freaky big, but he is dedicated
MeatCanyon made one about him
I fucking hate 4chan
Another guilty gear twink bastard? It’s a funny reference to Saul Goodman, protagonist of Better Call Saul. It’s like the opposite. Very funny if you think about it.
Anyway, Schlop time
Very hilarious
LilNasX moment
ayo fellow guilty gear goobers?
Truly comedy genius
That's some good lookin schlop
guility gear sounds like a porn name
Beans rice beef tomatoes onions jalapenos poblano and spcies
Looking tasty
No. I hate fighting games if a fighting game was ever personified I would kill it with a rock.
eat ze beans...
oh
Up combo, down combo, I don’t care. Try a fucking soap and water combo next time you smelly fuckers.
i love button mashing
yeah fighting games suck
damn alex catching all the strays
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