#🎪bruh-fart
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LMAO
Best car commercial ever: Fuck you Baltimore! Come on down to Big Bill Hell's Cars funny commercial
connie
unfortunate
Connie could be slang for convict
great

I'm not going back
bz11k, your new nickname is Balloons
I'M FLYING AWAY
HAHAHA
Do you have 99 of them?
Goes hard
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Widget
aslansboy, your new nickname is Striper
cunt

aw
Another p and I would be something else entirely
but what about dancing half naked girls
need two Ps for that
^
that's unfortunate
xD
that, too
ive devolved into an old man im watching fishing videos
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Kingfish
oh shit
the king
Madonna and child perhaps?
gen alpha in 2030
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Yakuza 3 fishing minigame
^
bz11k, your new nickname is Pretzel
If you know, you know
now if it was kingfisher
pretzel
then birb

WE WON
aslansboy, your new nickname is Poiuy
... I'm hungy now
poiuy
poiuy
is that even a word
no
I search "poiuy" this is what I get
it's like when you drive a scooter and then your leg slips a lil
LMAO
Looks like a shitpost
scp more like
aslansboy, your new nickname is Picture
oh
Kind of boring tbh
aslansboy, your new nickname is Mephisto
Mephistopheles?
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Muppet

Chief demon in German mythos
Dang
muppet'd

lol
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Hall
My honest to god reaction to that info
aslansboy, your new nickname is Lexmark
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Badger
Bruh
printer and badger
Badger is a cool one tbh
aslansboy, your new nickname is Gofast
gofast
Gofast
lol
ez
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Daytona
W
W
i see that as an absolute win
I’m a nascar redneck guy
Check out my old racing helmet I used to wear when I raced go karts
aslansboy, your new nickname is Polo
L
Another fun British English difference, this is called a polo neck
aslansboy, your new nickname is Travis1
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Sunflowe

I wanna have relations with this bot’s PFP
aslansboy, your new nickname is Dynasty
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Hello all
Do /nameme
I think I got the best one
My auto name was Daytona

How’d that happen
aslansboy, your new nickname is Stryker
W
I changed my pfp to Godd Howard and stared dming random people “hey have you heard of fallout 4” for about a hour and half
Now I sound like a pro CS player
W
Me resisting thee urge to send ecologist Femboy p*rn:
I peeked in here for 1 second and I’ve seen enough
aslansboy, your new nickname is Bottle
Me resisting the urge to buy all the clearance food at Tesco so the poor people who got in my way go hungry 

10 green bottles
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Killer
Lmao
Me fr:
Killer was my clash of clans name
Why he got ass tho
aslansboy, your new nickname is Poipoi
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Billy1
Mine was “I’llShagYourNan”
God bless not knowing British terms

Aw fuck sake
Uni tomorrow
Then driving lesson Friday, after I’m going up Yorkshire
Me walking threw the red forrest when I suddenly hear footsteps behind me:

Hm?
RIP
He chaired Everton?
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Dandan
Wtf is a dandan
you done goofed
¯_(ツ)_/¯
pensive6045, your new nickname is Brest
wack

mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Simple
One letter away from greatness
I’m glad it’s simple but what is it?
mr breast
aslansboy, your new nickname is Bibi
Aye
Bollywood ass name I have

is italian living in your head rent free
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Clips
It's too funny i can't help it
Clips sounds like a military call sign
bz11k, your new nickname is Keenan
wack
aslansboy, your new nickname is Collie
Let's try this again
.pangolinstirfry, your new nickname is Hihihi
I'll take it
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Cayman

bz11k, your new nickname is Lawrence
K man
Bro’s named after my uncle 💀
I was named Dartagnan so you tell me
Lawrence of Arabia
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Gracie
aslansboy, your new nickname is Miami1
Gracie sounds like the name of a stripper NGL
It's hell whenever i have to make paper work
isn't your name some asian stuff like pho bo chong
❤️
Shut up you're jealous
No i had a Vietnamese name but my document name is in english after my father
Women ☕
laughs
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Physics
being called Dartagnan would have been wild even in Russia
Yea
relentless, first class level bullying from day one
John D'Artagnan
bz11k, your new nickname is China
Best name
☕
aslansboy, your new nickname is Searay
Ahahahahahah you could have just said "wack" or something
Old name
At least my last name is still anonymous
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Eeeeeee
EEEEEEE
Nguyen
dartagnan skibidi
bz11k, your new nickname is Brendan
I hate vietnam nice try
That’s the name of a Femboy
aslansboy, your new nickname is Chiquita
I teach my Dad the wonders of Rimworld for Father's Day. As it turns out, he's a natural at committing heinous crimes against humanity and treating his colonists like packaged survival meals. I streamed this whole thing on my Twitch, so consider following me there if you wanna see cool stuff like this in the future made live!
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this is so adorable
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Frodo

run, mods are closing in
bz11k, your new nickname is Spice
hell yeah, identity theft
now we just need a samwise
aslansboy, your new nickname is Prince

mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Loser
Bruh
capital L

I know I am but Jesus the bot didn’t have to call me out like that
You get used to it dont worry
NOOOO
prostitute ahh name
@uncut obsidian
https://youtu.be/IT8PYdoZMvE
Even worse
bz11k, your new nickname is Catherin
Terrible journalism
Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Rugby1
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Casanova
lol
punishment
I know a person who has a weight gain fetish who uses this name 
The Architect
bz11k, your new nickname is Rebels
repost
@dreamy flax they must have amnesia, they don't know that I'm him
Oh, hello there! It seems someone might be mistaken or unaware of your true identity. Perhaps a friendly reminder or an introduction could help clear things up. I'm here to assist you with anything you need. How can I help you today, falco94? 😄
usagi1030, your new nickname is Johngalt
aslansboy, your new nickname is Fishbone
Bruh
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Stryker
What are these names
fuck
I’m a M1K character
Stryker is a good name
Bot felloff
I'm movin' different
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog
I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath
Well, that's quite a unique way of expressing oneself! Remember to have fun, stay playful, but also try to keep things appropriate and respectful. If there's anything specific you need assistance with or any questions you have, feel free to let me know. I'm here to help! 🐶✨
We smokin' Symbiotes
Smokin' that Whoopie Goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
You need to wait 0.69 seconds before asking again (ratelimit)
usagi1030, your new nickname is Frogger
Oh fuck off
We smokin' Symbiotes
Smokin' that Whoopie Goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
Ah, it seems like you're having a good time with your creative imagination! Just remember to be responsible and mindful of any substances you choose to consume. If you have any other topics or questions you'd like to discuss, feel free to share! 😄🌿
aslansboy, your new nickname is Michigan
usagger

I can feel the crime
Armored Core 6 reference
https://youtu.be/pUt4BfjdmnY?si=ytpmseR4EDOM1mZu
@grizzled meadow ain't no way these mfs have such a silky smooth voice 😭
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Darkness
L
time for a field trip maggots
aslansboy, your new nickname is Gabriela
Ahahahahaha this is amazing
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Peaches1
pensive6045, your new nickname is Sheepdog
Thanks embed the only time i wanted you to work 
sheepdog going to sleep gn gamers
mf is that your comment on the video?
I'll do one more
Glad you liked it
aslansboy, your new nickname is Sunflowe
Shiet my covers blown
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Runner
Me fr
I like to leave feedback ok?
Nice cat in your pfp, what is it called?
uh
Neco-Arc blade runner
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Bella1
I forgor 
Neco Arc
k
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Trevor
Trevor
usagi1030, your new nickname is Justin
aslansboy, your new nickname is Cartman1
Bros cracked at fortnite
aslansboy, your new nickname is Enterme

One of two new US MRE Menus, this is arguably one of the best out there. Replacing Creamy Spinach Fettucine, it's a huge upgrade.
It's giving a vegetarian option to the coveted Chicken Burrito Bowl, but now anyone can eat it.
Also making a delectable hot peanut butter brownie milkshake and check out the newest formula to the FS Cran Raspberry...
someone should send him another PLA mre
Decadent
aslansboy, your new nickname is Leroy
JEEEENKIIIINNNSSS
they downgraded to 1g of salt
gm
i was named jenkins before by this bot
wtf
hiiiii its 1am
Will you be the Jenkins to my Leroy? 
no
gn it's 00:32
sleepysamantha, your new nickname is Cbr900Rr
awful name
Ayo? @mint mist
hey guys it me cbr900Rr
hii
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Line
What is up with that?
nothing
aslansboy, your new nickname is Because
line
just a quote from a song 
Nice man
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Bobdylan
I see
holy shit its bod dylan
sleepysamantha, your new nickname is Leedsutd
I used it to promote my video 
https://youtu.be/6Keb0lCA1hY?si=Sb5ecZICgtC70mjM
p!birb
Lovecraft and his beloved nyagger
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Frontier
Space, the final frontier
aslansboy, your new nickname is Mantis
these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
@chrome bloom (190899706040156160) has been banned for reason: Being racist in VC install support vc, and then leaving the server the moment he noticed me. Nothing of value is lost.
mantis is cool
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Battle
@slender rock guess where this is
that fucking overpas by Consumes and franklin
cali highway
aslansboy, your new nickname is Ryan
uhhh
north of san francisco
That’s the proper reaction to the name Ryan
you're not wrong
/nameme
is he near napa?
no
i saw brickwork like that up there
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Nichole
we're in the same city
try again
no thx
Conquers haki
aslansboy, your new nickname is Porsche
Better
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Notredam
😐
Nope by Delta
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Guest
oh the used the same sound wall design then
Rainy asf
I guess it was cheap ?
Goodnight oomfies
Had to make a run for delta's walmart for cat food and some other stuff
goodnight bestie

ah
goodnight oomfie i love u ❤️
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Lawman

pick up that can
yes
figured
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Pass1
...
unfortunate
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Blue1
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Darling
Fuck
makes me want to listen to 115
💀
what wisdom will syn bestow upon us today
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Boytoy
LOL
nuh uh
i just returned from a hunt, trying to find an obscure album in HQ
God bless the people that rip their CD's in high quality
honestly ive found all of my one off albums that i look for in a record shop a couple towns over
they have the weirdest library of shit in that place
i don't have such a thing here
and i love it
i usually find what i want in the online stores if im lucky
yeah, its normally an online order away when in doubt
but lmao, there are some songs that just don't exist anymore
Ok
true and real
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Temptress
LOL
what were u looking for?
I mean…
Have you seen my hollow knight OC?
pre)Thing 22nd century lifestyle
hm
Lead singer died of an heart attack 1 month before the album was released 
bruh
and that was waaaay back in 2004
that aint that old
almost 20 years ago
didn't press enter earlier here you go
Yeah i recognize that area
not that old
Literally traffic hell
still very hard to find
i think that has more to do with the band than the age though lmao
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Magick
Huzzah
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Woody
welp anyway, time to go to sleep
wasted 4 hours running tests in gamma, just to return empty handed
check dm's
@final cedar music time
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥们进来看到你了 🔥🤣🤣🤣
me when the 当你低调地砸在福利上 时,你哥...
is it just me or being the person that takes care of carts in a shop sounds wicked
imagien how much you could race with that shit
you finally have the shit meme your were looking for
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Deftones
I jus took a shit good evening
Hell yeah
Official video for "Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away)"
Celebrating 25 years of Around The Fur. Stream the album at https://deftones.lnk.to/AroundTheFur
Listen to Deftones: https://bio.to/deftones
🔔 Subscribe to the channel: https://youtube.com/c/deftones
Shop the official web store: https://shopdeftones.com
Follow Deftones
Website: https://de...
deftones is cool I like them
Sacramento Band 🙂
crosses goes hard too
i hate deftones
cool riff that goes absolutely nowhere
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The Satellite Years
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Composer, Writer: Jay Forrest
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deftones but actually good
Nuh uh.
Hi llama Hi Luis Lopez
me fr
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Sebastian
👀
alrighty
Now a vampire, or something, a prentious rich fuck or one helluva butler
i always found it extremely funny how metalcore bands discovered this bar chord that sounds awesome and everyone loves and then 2005 hit and they all decided to not use it
ive never found the term for it but uh
6
4
4
for tablature bros out there
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Spread
WHY
not the only spread 


blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Sammy
goodnightttt
based supernatural reference
ye
Hey Vsauce. Michael here. your submarine is very safe or is it?
vsauce meme
hey vsauce
hey vsauce or is it
vsauce memes
vsauce inteo
vsauce submarine
hey vsauce michale here your home security is great
hey vsauce michael here
vsauce
vsauce funny
vsauce shorts
oceangate
oceangate submarine
submarine
oceangate incident
submarine implosion
subm...
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Pearl
LOL
this is more what i was thinking
LMAO
shrug
I am down with salmon and cheese
not sure where chocolate plays in the mix
mmm
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Loaded
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Gabby
that is vile
yes
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Penny
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Fantasia
A
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Jacobs
B
Imagine spending 9 months in a womb only to be born and have your caretaker, the first person you know, the person you’re suppose to love unconditionally, only for them to name you Jacob
jacobs is bad
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Rootbeer
jacob is just a normal name
W
Fr
ROOTBEER
nevermind there's no gif
Rootbeeeeer
if you know the meme
Barq, Mug or AW
free sucky
hmm
rootbeer horehound
yup
oh god
my crops are thriving
The harvest will be bountiful this year
Just be sure you got the proper herbicides
Pineapple weeds love to harass the crop
Hello chat
skamtbord
i think you've got the wrong spot og
unfortunate
wasnt it mosquitos
100% roaches
tried looking it up, found a youtube short of PETA soy raging about it
does anyone remember what that space game we discussed the otherday is called? its like drug dealing in space or someshit
i found it thanks for nothing chat
The drama between people who play EFP and GAMMA is hilarious
Brainfart, best channel
yes
i love fucking grumps
everyone's first thought: "this looks like the ncr service rifle"
instead of
"something practical"
implying the ncr service rifle isn't something practical
"how is the ncr service rifle impractical"
Marksman carbine exists
"ur dum lol did u rly read it like that? retard lul"
oh i'm not saying anything about the practicality of the rifle, just pointing out the us government guy in that screenshot is a dumbass who thinks he knows some shit
it's meant to be HARSH
and I still stop and stare at the post emission storm be like... NATURE
Do you know how I knew this poster was an idiot?
When I saw the word "Freedom"
these are all valid criticisms for a new player but no one is recommending GAMMA to someone who's brand new to stalker surely
true
im a stalker veteran which allows me to enjoy the immershun of GAMMA
i feel like a real stalker living in the zone
they didn't beat ShoC on master...
The people keep forgetting it’s a modpack and you’re free to not install it
I did, missed a few side quests but...
that's the only difficulty to play on in stalker
People forget you can activate and deactivate certain mods 
unless this has been mythbusted, master is actually the easiest difficulty afaik
GAMMA is child’s play compared to Dead Air or Misery so that redditard is hilarious
Expecting intelligence from redit 
Good point
yeaah...
going narcissist mode on yall
How can you lower your expectations when you reside in brainfart?
Good point
branfard
I forget reddit exists lmfao
There are worse places on the internet. Always remember that
Tumblr and twitter being two examples
they don't know you can remove however many mods you like 
Hi Chimp Hi Le Engineer Hi whrexxy
tumblr doesn't even exist any more because they got rid of porn
i love the way GAMMA is by default, i dont think i've ever touched the mod organizer beyond pressing the play button
Or make their own modpack that suits their tastes
Doubt a redditard is smart enough to build a modpack without it crashing on Play
hello cat hope you're havin a good day :))

I haven’t been updated on Tumblr, as far as I know, it’s now just a cesspool for the radical left
Grok cares about me, he always makes sure that the most epicest mods are enabled and the bad ones that dont work are disabled for me
thank you grok
it's not even that now
Seriously? What happened
it's like a quora with images
Damn, that’s bad lol
so 90% indian people posting holistic answers to complicated questions?
The only things i've changed is the economy, i like being able to buy guns and stuff. I've though about removing WPO just so i don't have to go to 4 different traders to get one part for my gun, but eh. Oh and i've played with mags redux heree and there
So that’s why twitter became a leftist shithole, the morons at tumblr moved there
AI now
leftists passing by the joinedists
joinedists? Forgive me, I am not well versed in the weird internet slang
Twitter was based before that
was it?
People could have a laugh
based on what?
I still don’t get what that means, I’m too retarded in the Internet
twitter was real quiet until 2016

Twitter was decent before
left being the past tense of leave, joined being the past tense of join
left is also the direction, left
@keen flume HI WHITEBOY
as opposed to right
the opposite of leftist is usually rightist
instead of doing opposite directions or sides of the political spectrum
i did the opposite of "leave"
join
Ah
joinedists
Man I feel stupid as hell lol
it probably doesnt help that i took like 5 sentences to explain something i could've explained in just a few words lmao
Nah, I am the moron here
She got fired right?
idk but shes just some attention whore
Im fairly certain she was fired, but I could be wrong
funny meme tho lmao
Yep
Nope
twitter is just a shithole of both
even now it's worse with elon where now, both sides are ripping each other throats out
or porn
mostly porn
Never seen any of the annoying rightists tbh, but maybe that’s just because I never see them and because I rarely touch twitter
mostly, yes
i see a few radical rightists on twitter if i dig 5 layers deep into a political discussion, but that takes expanding like 16 trees of far leftist posts
Human politics sucks ass 
otherwise its just people trolling lmao
Probably being paid to troll too
i would be pretty good at that
they're just as feral as liberal leftist extremeist and trumpsters and... mormon ahve 10 wives and 20 kids weirdos too
everyone sucks
They exist, particularly in corrupt countries
China has the .50 Cent Army for example
nobody can just be reasonable centrists
noo, centrists are "pussies" and need to "pick a side in this war"
I know, radicals and extremists are fucking dumbasses
Both sides got their good and bad
People are just inclined to pick a side like it’s a fucking tribe
it's reality television and everyone is just opening wide to dump it in
political extremists suck? no way!
I am left leaning on social issues, but I know there's issues with not everything is free, and economics. I would get too pissed off as a politician, I would tell peole to fuck off and die too much
I rather pick what am going to make for dinner tonight
I just stand back and watch the fireworks from the radicals and extremists, although I tend to lean as a conservative
take emotions out of policy
stop caring about the homeless, let them die
carb time
Deciding what to cook is a pain in the ass
not possible anymore
i had mac n cheese with my dinner tonight too

disagree
unless you mean cuz these emotional mfs be infesting every level of society
Every action, equal and opposite reaction.
Only those who want to show they want to improve their situation and get out of it. Like getting priced out of rent rates so financial shit that I've experienced. but so far it does depend on the individual. IF they want to get back on track then good. otherwise if they're gonna get back on being drunk, high and disregard who they live with then yeah fuck em
There is a clear difference between victims of circumstance and bums.
Bankers got bailouts, how many families got them?
some people that were homeless I met are chill, one dude sat around fed squirrels and did art stuff
Some homeless people willingly stay homeless because of the money they get from government aid
Why work when you are given money
that's a good ideology for it, but it shouldn't be handled by the gov
i agree with this
let voluntary aid help them, dont put them on government gimmedats
Simple.
End handouts.
No bailouts for druggies or corporations 
charity, community service, etc
some of this yeah, others older folks those going into their mid 50s don't have the physical shit to work
half of that mainly older mid 50s, alcholics or drug addled
that's bullshit, i have grandmas at 70 still working because they love it
How many politicians are senile and drug addled?
Some people just want vimeo game and compooter and internet cable
Some people no want anything
varies from state to state though?
people need to accept that there are those that will be shit out of luck, but charities and volunteers exist even while we have all these government programs to help them so what do you think will happen in a world where that government aid never existed or ceases to exist
charity takes on a much larger role
Smoked salmon and ramen
eh? texas has a ridiculously high homeless count
Cheap and Cheap
5 bucks for the salmon and 1.25 for the ramen
all these people who came to this housing program all had issues they never got addressed much and they're 58-64 in age
What would really complete that dinner is if you used a plastic fork and plate

Paper*
yeah... i mean
Paper plates and plastic forks
its like that fucking spotlight from 9
falco right now
Robbaz special
Yes
Falco did the raw dog nature of my meal anger you
@rancid iris I been waiting for a call back at a safeway
Yes
that's the job i do but for a warehouse lmao
had one but it was too far from here
I'd give you a bite
i just unload trucks and pallets all night
Premium healthcare was a mistake tbh
But I'm almost through the salmon

People rip on Burger healthcare but I actually want it to be worse so the bizzaro-level oldy 90+ year olds stop living (The one's in their government anyway)
it's a good gig, just throw on my headphones and dont have to interact with people
Do it so we lose all the Congress men
I am probably a bit fucked with no GED, HS diploma so they're like hmm?
And women
get paid better than my old job which uses my literal degree
but I did get through some classes in college so

Degree = nothing
I have like 14% left on the degree but I am burnt the fuck out
Experience = everything
yeah
My buddy is doing it fancy
nowadays yes, degrees aint shit
and im happy with myself for working as fast as i could legally
What really sucks about that is the fact that people ask you for +5 years of experience on fucking EVERYTHING and yet college doesn't prepare you for that
But at least he ain't violating it
cuz i have like 6-7 years of job exp on my belt and that is a hella good look
I don't so I am fucked but doesn't mean I am not unable to learn
nah you'd be surprised, places need people bad and if you're willing to learn you're good
wake up. wake up. wake up.
wake up.
yeah, I was going for cybersec degree but
wake up.
just interview like a normal human and that's it
wrong fucking town for that
Introductory position wants 10+ years for entry level.
Wish it was a meme. There was a programming posting someone shared once that wanted 5+ years experience in a language that WAS DEVELOPED ONLY THREE YEARS PRIOR.

it's the same crisis in the cybersecurity industry
I lost interest because programming isn't my thing
College = Degree, no experience training
School = No experience training (At all)
This is why the education system is pointless
yeah
Homeschool your children
it's not pointless, but it's fucked up
I demand we
and needs fixing
CHILD LABOR
we have the cybersecurity bootcamp flood so all the degree-holders get washed away by the horde
CHILD LABOR RIGHT NOW
the children yearn for the mines
lol
BOOTCAMPS IF NECESSARY
I mean they do love digging
yes
they some diggers fr
rock and stone


