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REAL

Brother I am like 0.0000000 slav
team fortress 2
TFC > TF2
how much ml is that
it's obviously one bottle
and coca cola has exactly one volume in bottles exactly in every country GET THE FUCK
gn gamers
but if it's 330 ml and 65 gr added sugar
yup, almost twice the amount of sugar per 100 ml
nuclear liquid diabeetus energy (approved by Ivanko who promptly perished afterwards)
how are Americans... well, alive?
wise cat
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Bethesda has a track record for making absolutely horrendous gun designs in their videogames, especially with the guns from Fallout 4. With their newest release, Starfield, they've introduced even more atrocities for...
It's nerf or nothing
Plus the glass is a much more eco friendly and taste friendly way to bottle Coke
whatsup maja
Bro's a Jojo character
bro dressed like that one tom and jerry episode
This minivan is the definition of "A broken clock is right twice a day"
I feel that one too hard 
Thereβs a bollard a few roads over from me
And I swear to god
Thereβs like a hair gap between your wheels and the wall
Itβs to stop HGVs getting since next to industrial estate
But still
Dude I WISH I could get my hands on a ZSH-1, do you know how hard it is to come by ballistic head protection?
There's like 100 different vendors selling rifle rated sapi plates but good luck finding a helmet for a reasonable price
Ballistic Helments will always run more than they should
My friend got one of these, overrated as hell :/
It will always be 1K plus for a good, at least IIIA ballistic helment
They fuck up your zero if you use them too much
They are absolutely the first thing that would break on your rifle
Besides just get a fixed prism they are sturdier anyways 
Oh yeah, and a tip I have learned that not a lot of people seem to know is don't skimp on scope rings. If you want to maintain zero, you NEED good scope rings
Your best option is an old ulach, which don't get me wrong they are great and all, but like even the 29 years out of date stuff is still several hundred dollars
Good scope rings, good mount, locktite
Set a zero and keep that damn zero
"These extra shells, are all fads son, all you need is some good depleted Uranium tipped tungsten SABOT's and you're good to go"
People who have to spend hours at the range finding zero cause they don't know how to properly maintain their scopes are the worst gun owners
Eh, I get you need to rezero depending on ammo changes or whatever
But yeah I've seen people buy 20$ airsoft red dots and can't figure out why they need to rezero it every 4 days
I make sure to hit my rings with a hammer and blow torch the middle of the barrel after every range trip
You should always rezero before a hunting trip or something, but it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes
True
Little birds on their way to tell people things
p!ifunny
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Is this just our thing now? Is this what's gonna happen everytime?
Cause I know I'm not gonna take the time to crop memes just to save a little face
I am good
I made a financial decision today that I had not planned
Bought a Remington 870
Wheyyy
do you have any more videos like this
Why? Because I need to complete the American trifecta. A rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol
this goes hard as fuck
The morse code at the end says "Don't let them into your mind"
And not atm no
Unfortunate
I might be racist, but I'm also a considerate gentleman.
Sportsmanship
How is that racist. You're dumb.
It's a joke that went over your head
Yep that make perfect sense.
Egg's back at it again with what looks like Walt Disney in a mouse costume
That's clearly Cheburashka
Sorry, I'm not Slavic, have not heard of this little fella, but I like him
He is real
Oh hell no
I've only seen those gremlin things once, and I do not want to see them again, let alone looking like this
Tbh, weed eater is pretty funny
look at the expression
Because it's the best channel
stalker is an allegory for the trans experience

I mean, he is collecting info on a lot of people here
Teletubbies?
Fuck yeah, bud
idk drowning out the noise atm
Damn brotha, use Winamp
I mean yeah
VLC MEDIA PLAYER
THIS MAN IS OLD SCHOOL, RESPECT
their recent update sucked tho
rolled back because skipping audio
They still update it?
He looks friendly
Whomst is this creature
The main antagonist from the NES Godzilla creepypasta from 2010 or whatever
It's pretty good, other than the ending
High effort
Interesting
My uncle and cousins have an addiction to buying cars that are boderline unfixable and trying to fix them. They straight up have a completely gutted car rn and they're just saying "Oh it's gonna be great" and I'm just seeing a piece of scrap
Hoardersβ’οΈ
They don't have TOO many, but 3 cars that are "projects", and only one runs, while the other 2 have had no work done? Yeah, little much
yeah
I guess I horde technical stuff like random boards i took out of broken electronics
and shit
You become cooler everytime you talk
Both tigers with the Ace version (Better crew and has bushes n stuff) Are just sexy
gonna kill this ugly rat
Skylines 2 is out today 
Traffic AI time
Time to make New York as realistically as possible and watch the game tell me what I already know: That New York City sucks
AAAAAA

dang idk if i should download it immediately after it is "out" or wait for a few updates
since, well, to update it I'll have to re-download it again
Phonk is the pinical of Drunk Driving music
They just walk around London with rifles out
Same with France
You see more guns on average in London and Paris than you do in New York or los Angeles
I can do that as a private citizen in a Target 
Yeah but dont
It's rude
But yeah every time I've been to Paris you can't go 10 feet around an important monument without bumping into an army patrol
Yeah, French police scare me more than any American police officer. They will beat you down if they think you're associated with something illegal going on, and then just move on if they don't put you in custody
British police are just brightly colored license checkers
Fren
@grizzled meadow
Microwave pizza gang, where you at?

THIS GUY EATS COLD PIZZA LUNCHABLES
Ayo mods, this should be a sticker
Just bought a shotgun 
Pizza is very sick. Please pray for his health
AMEN 
i would say i could stream it for you since ive already downloaded? will have to be on dm tho
get some upclose look at that Traffic AI LETS GOOOO
I vibe with this cat so hard
What's the point
I wanna play it, not watch it
game sux
U sux
fuckers kicked me off newb what the hell
Welcome, have a long lizard
skill issue
@true badge well cum
what did i do,,
donβt worry, this is the best channel to type whatever nonsense you were typing regardless
more like i was too silly for these folks
yeah idk maybe said that all children should die idk
i did not Mean That,,,
This is the place where the silly belongs. Anywhere else is bad
Then...don't say it?
girl on the internet
real
i doubt this
gomen,,
yeah and id didnt mean to say that the girl had to heavy of boobs
Smart

What did I miss
welcome to your new home anyways
please dont leave me here with them,
comedy
comedy that the masses couldnt handle
@heavy halo we have a new very real girl on the internet in brainfart
Ah fuck, this is getting out of hand
Comedy of great magnitude can only go here, rember that
Now there are two of them
is it temporary or am i banished here forever,,
i was trying to get some pussy ya know, just shooting my shot, then all of a sudden people started talking about fuckin dudes
Temporary
so i said i dont want poo poo on my peter it makes me lois
Welcome to discord. It's men flirting with men
Sometimes
that girl over there said why do i have a stamina debuff so i said its because her bobs are heavy
now im in comedy jail
the west has fallen
This isnβt comedy jail lmfao
the 1st amendment is gone
mate you're lost in the fuckin sauce hahahahah
This place is unhinged af
It's the opposite
i dont understand,,
Brainfart is an asylum where all the unhinged go to
im not even close to as unhinged as that guy
Luckly i am not a fcking loser
so do a bunch of other people
alright lads lets get down to brass tacks here
i miss them !!
whos actually employed here
Just don't say inflammatory statements, you'll be out of here in a few hours
i feel like thats not true... i feel like im being joked on
Mwadi gets paid in skittles and cat pictures
In mental issues
And femboy pictures
how does that pay the internet bills

you were just collateral damage to mwadi
Buff oily men pictures*
what about you double a what do you do for a living
When is exile over?
how do you support your gamma addiction
A discord mod, of course gae
and oh my god of course one of them is a femboy
One acts like meow
I'm not exiled, I'm the demon here to torture others
a femboy
im exiled because im too much of a lad
No you're based

We gotta fix this by reducing the population of China
amen

yeah you're not, you're a 48yo man
i'm 21 and trans
Wow rude
whats your problem
oh yeah and im obama
Yes
source trust me bro
Stealing that
uh huh
I was looking for this lmfao
I really need to add a watermark
That's smart
Me after 12 hours on the jib and my mate is in a mad hole
@uncut obsidian What'd they do this time, make the same bludsucker joke?
fr girl shouldnt have been exiled mwadi
we tweakin in this bitch blowin bubbles
Told children should die i think
That song makes me move like Dracula from Hotel Transylvania
yes i call them bludsuckers it's funnier
Most sane femboy
Mhm she didnt really do anything, it was the other specimen
Iβm in a ket hole right now man Iβm disassociating as fuck 
I think it was called radio love
I canβt remember
whos this other specimen
Personβs trans, naturally unhinged lmfao
thats bad
You should be studied fr
for what
Exactly
Yeah but like, one strike lol
dont want my tax dollars going to that they should all go to israek
israel
whatever the fuck
Red coats
Americans
For fuck sake
Exile donβt get political any% speedrun
Put here for a reason
whats going on here lads
Exile bingo

i did not get kicked from newb for being political
i got collat'd
I've got 3 in a row so far, going for 5
femboy saying he's definitely not a femboy, check.
Told children to die, check.
political, check.
Fuck all me la you just asked Ronnie Pickering to pull up
3 for 5 lads lets go
Skill issue 
Femboy being trans
Check
that too
just check their message history
4/5
have no idea what that means hope the ketamine is doing alright for ya
Acting like meow
Check
eh can't be bothered
check mine its quite silly
sucked in fuckers
cruising how do you support yourself
It's not great
Cruising is a interesting man
im curious
as in mentally or financially
both i suppose
Mentally I donβt financially software engineer 
One of my favorite residents in this shit hole
war crimes 
imagine not removing stuff after ".mp4" from the link
hydro what exactly do ya do
"fuckers yellin at me for trying to get some pussy now all yall talkin about dickin down poopers what the fuck"
Imagine replying with "imagine not removing stuff after ".mp4" from the link"

what does software engineer mean
You do software stuff like making code or fixing code
imagine replying with "Imagine replying with "imagine not removing stuff after ".mp4" from the link""
Imagine replying with "imagine replying with "Imagine replying with "imagine not removing stuff after ".mp4" from the link"""
Companies
ok femboy
ok war criminal
yes 
Aye pal, I programmed a implant in the covid 19 vaccine that will explode any grandma caught going to bingo within 5 minutes of leaving the house
Most of the time though, a software engineer is bashing their head in tryna make sense of a previous employeeβs spaghetti code
doing the lords work i see
God bless ChatGPT
is that more of a self employed gig or do you work for a company
Can be both
Right now I do freelance since Iβm at uni
Some are freelancers or contractors whilst some actually work for companies
i'm also a freelance software engineer
Mate a guy literally called me a redcoat 
not paying attention man
Iβm just built different, not my fault people canβt handle Birmingham
Makes fun of person for being british but not in the funny way 
do you know a guy named kieron
Being in uni as a computer engineer is fucking pain ngl
Not even people in Birmingham can handle Birmingham
I went brummy with uni once, ended up walked around the jobs fair with my mates shouting for our prof then saying βIβm gonna boot this kids head inβ for all of 3 hours
It was pretty funny at the time Tbf
Exactly
does saying "uni" automatically make you briish
Apparently so
Madi sorry pal your a Brit now
We also say a lot of uncivilized shit, let's not get too cocky
Americans don't know what a kilometer is
If thatβs the case, then I am British (worse than death)
they dont need to know that double a stop
Civilised is a strong word for you lot 
Exiled to France(worse than worse than death)
Oh fuck, the French. U rite, thatβs worse

Donβt expect much, majority of the fuckers canβt even drive manual 
honestly dont see a reason to stay in the uk unless theres family
Yeah, cause we can afford non manual cars 
Youβre a Filipino nurse. Fuck tons of them work in the UK from what I know
hey fuck you so what i dont know how to drive a manual i can atleast buy a ar15
But have you?
are you a federales?
Hereβs the kicker my mate, we donβt need to buy one
having to buy guns to protect yourself coz every other mong has one is a cope tbh
yeah have fun getting shanked pal
Euros will see a fraction and freak out

Has never heard the phrase "An armed society is a polite society" 
Canβt harass minorities if theyβre armed
so whats exactly the rules for this chat
the majority of people have arms
Come back when you donβt get your government buildings rushed then talk to me about a polite society 
only ones that had guns were the guards
They deserved it 
They all do
Idk tbh, place is pure anarchy
like i myself have arms because i wouldn't be able to type this otherwise
I type with my toes
is there rules here
Also side note
can i say anything?
Why do you lot think we cannot get guns in any way shape or form 
Sorta, you can get away with most things here though
because your populace is brainwashed and cucks
You guys can, itβs mostly locked to the rich though
Who said anything about it being legal 
gotta pay a monthly fee to own them i heard
based
Family lives on a farm so we have shotguns anyway 
The Aussies do it too, they're just more vocal about it
australia used to be a proper country
As a Filipino, I tell you this, half the guns in this country is made illegally
Still great, it's just a police state now 
Whatβs concerning is how they all donβt look like they were made by crackheads
yeah its sad
The ones that don't look like that are made by the best kind of people lol
Australia the good old prison island
police get bricked fym
This comes to mind, a lot do make 1911 clones too
https://youtu.be/2fnNr2R9iTI?si=dITzYrF_cFWZ8Abv
doubt they had rifling though
I mean there are so many restrictions is all
i could go to home depot right now and make a shotgun
you can too hydro
doesnt stop em from being bricked now does it
I had a Czech go off on me then came up with some inane fraction which only proved that he didn't understand fractions and how Americans use them
Wtf do you mean by bricked, I'm thinking bricked up and I hope that's not what you mean
based
I fucking love how FilAms and Filipino immigrants are some of the most conservative minority groups in the US and are very much staunch supporters of the 2A
you know what a fuckin brick is yeah
I love Filipinos. They're like if you gave woodland creatures alcohol
Sounds about right lmfao
Oh you mean that quite literally, ok. Thought it was an expression or something
Yeah so you take a brick
and
mix it with their head
this is also called head checking
(Brick edition)
Pretty much except they dont hit it back
Skill issue
brcik
Hello Quinn, do you have commentary for us on these pressing issues?
I have no idea honestly. I never got exiled. I choose to be here.
between now and the heat death of the universe
thats based
Oh I'm not banished. I'm here by choice
no on ifunny
Oh
come on spill it
No, I'm a male
with 300 ? nah cunt
Same thing can also be done with a bottle
They should have done that to Bill Gates instead of the pies
the pies?
I'm a convert to the cringe
Who are you on about
look up bill gates gets creampied
no thanks
yes thanks
skinny nerd gets creampied
Also its funny how bad people think gun control over here is
like mate
I've picked up fuckin spent casings from the work site
wow its like that cyberpunk game everyone is talking about
You're also British?
The God forsaken state of California, so basically yeah
Me rn
I've said australian many times
how clueless are you fuckers
i thought this was already established
The british fuck around with knives
I'm more clueless than a cold case my man, and sorry for not remembering everything when I'm focused on your war crimes
us aussies fuck around with bricks and bottles
Fair enough
dont think aussies can own 30 round mags
Imagine flirting with women
Bro, I love you guys so much. I have an Aussie friend that's in the military rn
Anyways here have more AC-130 war crimes
I just hit them over the head and drag them to my home caveman style. Men I have to flirt with
True
oh man this is 100% the person behind the profile
and i also don't think an american can take a brick to the head
so
there
brick on a rope
What point are ya tryin to prove
Only Southerners and Meth heads can. The rest, probably not
True, meth heads are on some different shit
i took a x25 Tokarev to the head
doubt i can do it again
what are you? an enemy of the state?
I've been hit by a car. I think I can handle a brick
what the actual fuck
Yeah, they're crazy
Ayyyy, mama!
Chat
no, just some unfortunate circumstances
To quote the great Brendon Herrera, "The 7.62 by 25 round was mainly meant to be shot point blank at a 45 degree angle"
oh, lmao
now you gotta tell more. I got a TT as a pillow gun
7.62x25 can pierce soft armor
Looks good, but we'll see
Gamma lies to you
not factory loads
not saying level 4 shit
i wouldn't call level 4 soft armor
Soft armor = My sweatshirt(maybe)
but its 30 cal bottlenecked cartridge
im launching the campaign now, it looks interesting
dated for q1 2024 release 
i didnt dipshit learn to read
Round boy
big boy in town
I'm handloading super hot 7.62 and these might punch through a few layers of aramid
Big boy works hard
I love .300 blackout so much, we decided to put a .308 round in a .223 casing and call it subsonic
lmao ok, isee why you're here now
factory loads... no chance
yeah they couldnt handle my awesomeness
Chat panzer 3, panzer IV or the Tiger
Big boy indirectly helps buisnesses reach consumers
which one do i try first
Iβve made a habit of playing amazing grace (Mendela catalog) everytime a psystorm/emission happens
try 22 eargensplitten loudenboomer
Chinese factory loads?
3 ofc
unfortunate circumstances
Who lives longer, a Chinese metal worker, or a perfectly healthy hamster?
Hampter
if you dont use a musket for home defence youre a coward
As soon as the liveleak logo appears above a chinaman, he knows his time is up
12 gauge slug is close enough to a musket ball
is the diameter of a slug 50 cal?
"The gweat China will crush-a de United States"
or is it like .49 or some shit
no dummy it's 12gauge
okay im gonna kill myself now ive been humilated
You fool
She eats rocks
where is the bear bile harvest?
That's the next episode, also featuring at train derailment
Will there also be crumbling infistructure?
Yes it will feature the three gorges dam
Hundreds of millions will die when it breaks
The Dam has fallen, millions must die
βThe Mad Virusβ has spread throughout the world with the speed of jet planes. The infected are highly aggressive, fast and strong. In a couple of weeks, society collapsed. Cities are empty. There is no electricity, no water, and no food. Yet, there are a few survivors...Type in the name of the city or town, download the map and start playing...
To be announced
Remake of the old Rebuild flash games
I need people to play that game with 
What is Projekt Z: Beyond Order?Projekt Z: Beyond Order is a first-person shooter set in a WW2 Zombie scenario on a secret German island. The game focuses on the threat of "Projekt Z", a clandestine program run by the Nazis to turn Zombies, which have been discovered on the island earlier, into weapons to help turn the tide of the war in Nazi Ge...
To be announced
Its basically just COD WAW zombies but
a whole ass game
Looks like COD Zombies repackaged, which isn't a bad thing
THIS IS SCARY REAL
They really fucked up cod zombies
Ok hang on
Wtf, this cool
Not yet, it's closed beta right now
was cool nazi experiments then it turned too hyperborean vrill agartha
They said they're releasing in november
Looks interesting

I would play the fuck outta this
how far out is Zomboids next update?
lmao
WHAT WAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT WAHT
project zomboid and chimeras?!
I need people to play Zomboid with, it feels wrong playing it alone...
i wish i could play it multiplayer
kinda just been waiting for the next build
superb survivors kills my pc i NEED the npc update
project zomboid mod for anomaly when
Cepheus Protocol literally melted my GPU
My computer fans whirred like a jet engine and then my computer broke
GPU was fucking melted
jesus
This looks so fucking based holy shit
I need to update it and just play again. See if I can maintain my attention span
Not the first time something on my computer melted
Old PC's power supply caught fire
This is the plug
oof
I had to pry it out with a screwdriver
yeah, i remember this guy being presented in college courses of what not to do
Permanent nerve damage
@copper token Tank squad first impressions: Got ambushed by soviet soldiers hiding in the trees like the fuckin vietcong, took out maybe 50-60 total, killed 3 or so T-34/76s before being rushed by a fuckload of soviet inf, took out quite a few with HE and my MG, but then another T-34/76 got around to my side while i wasn't looking and slammed a shell into it popping the turret off
How do i get a exoskeleton repair kit
Sounds just like the real russians
Power in numbers
6 russians, 1 gun lmao
You need to find the recipe on a dead person, most likely Monolith, then get expert tools to make one
Now i kinda want them to add a horde mode when the game comes out lmfao
German holdout vs stalin strat 
mother fucker
Yeah, GAMMA makes it LATE game baby
Nice offense, however, RUSSIAN WINTER
Real
Didn't learn from Napoleon lol
goodnight lads couldnt wished for a better group to be banished with
Sleep well
gonna dangle my cock off the bed tonight
i need that now
i might install PZ just for that mod
Planned release is in november
Unless you want to apply to join the closed beta RP server
what a chad
was it a junkbin special or name brand psu?
neat
Just got a new monitor because Mr. Green Man was visiting my old one
mr green man?
Please read: If you've already seen my two old highlight videos on Mr. Greenman, feel free to not watch this video. This 'remastered' edition simply combines both parts of the Mr. Greenman highlights series, gives it a new thumbnail, and cuts out a couple jokes I created/edited back then that were too random and just didn't fit. I mostly just di...
Two trucks
Having sex
Two trucks
Having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
what the fuck are you on about
Hi llama Hi metro Hi PAVLO
GATOOOOOOOOO β€οΈ
God damn are you all zoomers in here
Download at Bandcamp (name your own price):
http://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/two-trucks
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEA...
Merica
yes
yes
Get off my lawn
ok boomer
Maybe I'm old too
nice 
Hi Delight
Lego Rock Raiders 
Completely free
I'm so down
Fun fact, in this arma mod
the 76 sherman just cannot fucking pen the tiger 2
As it should have been
it HAS to be at the back firing with fucking APCR like 4 times
for it to do damage
So now i must see if my friends can successfully take down said tiger 2 in a sherman at the battle of normandy 
My 76 mm penetraiting your rear 
good luck
That's whay she said 
Egg Face voice reveal???
Non
p!cat // hey there, very nice picture
p!meme
women
not reading alladat
Women aren't allowed in here
p!meme
Brainfart is for men only
Got some gooood guns from Liminsak, too bad the Rads were CRAZY
buff oily men
liminsak
I quote this every now and again with my best friend
More like Lick my sack, am I right fellas?
Gonna go there soon with my AKM that has 23 rounds 
does anyone know if clothing with stripes has to be washed with dark or light clothing? or if it doesn't matter
duty gaming
Yeah that ending was interesting
Good movie
very
That's what I did, except it was my AKS-74U tac, MP7, and MP5 Fraiser
Oh for fuck sakes
why is arma so shit
Place a tiger 2 down with SEEK AND DESTROY ORDERS
Sherman triggers the order
tiger 2 drives past, doesn't acknowledge the fucking sherman
and sits there
Fish
Metro what
that's 2014 meme level right there
these suck and you suck

yeah u suck alright
Don't listen to Jeff, he hasn't had fun ever
metro you should fucking kill yourself
i have fun, just not playing incest games
man the arms on that lady
You don't have fun at all then
The incest posting brought Alex back lol
i love munching on fibre optic cables
It be 8am, I awakened for I sensed a disturbance
He sensed someone dissing his game lol
he has the same senses as me
only thing is that
i sense when somebody talks about Turkey or Turks
turks love men
yeah how else would they reproduce
I don't know what you're talking about, last time I went turkey hunting, we didn't see a single one
you shoulda yelled "OILED UP MEN OVER HERE!"
that gets flocks over
turkish wrestling be like
I'll remember that
All I know about Turks is they have bad cars and cockroaches
it's respectful to oil your opponent up before the fight
why do you think in turkish wrestling the wrestlers oil up before fighting
war crimes
The mom is hot
Not you too George 
but the mom be hot?
I've had a whole bottle of rum tonight, it's all I can do to stop myself from going on a tangent about how I'm a fraud and piece of shit
it's ok for the mom to be hot for us
just not in the context of the game
so go ham I say
My controversial opinion: I don't really like Goth's that much



