#🎪bruh-fart
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i got banned on ssssssssteam
because i sent a pxrnhxb hxntai link on somebodys profile
:c
nerd
goofy ahhh maja
lmao
Lies, I haven't been hugged in years and I'm still alive 
i mean you kinda deserve that 
something something stupid games and prizes
or are you 
Im 
it was just the filtering, nto actual video
same shit
unless its about this? idk
Huh that's actually a real study not just a meme
idk
not too late to hug a bro
kinda?
that's a 100% deserved

dude opened his comments section, i wanted to send worse stuff there tbh
Every day is the same 
wild that moist critikal got a role in cyberpunk game
but why
The fog is coming 
idk?
exactly
he hates hentai, so i just wrote hentai in google and got the first link
theres no reason for me to do it to u
No it isn't 
Don't turn around in 38 minutes 
hey maja i hate big fat tiddies
I did 
Hey maja I hate maja
the only reason i sent it was because this guy had a locked comments section fo yeras, gosh
u guys are open
Open to waht
why are you invested so much in this guy
To sex
hey maja
you didn't even care enough to research. Just attention seeking behavior
Lesbiam sex or gey sex
we were on vc? he just opened his comments section, and everyone in vc wrote a comment there?>
All at once
how is that invested
sey gex
Straight sex
Someone told me that there was an orgy in one of the dormitories last year
Ewwww
that's the biggest issue, no authenticity, pure cringe
15 people in a room for 2 people
Start the second one this year
Average dorms
Bet
cry of fear and ronnie mcnutt reference
All the participants were Indian btw
translates to 15 guys jerked off to mid porn and everyone agreed to call it a totally epic orgy
I go to a commuter only campus 😔
you get what you fucking deserve
not to be racist
"but"
but Indian people have GOT to be the most horny people i know
it ain't a steryotype if its true
"yes, there was the vagina too. we totally had teh sex with the womens"
the fuck
there is 2 types of Indians
really chill dudes then the extremist horny asf ones
polish ppl are so horny for pussy, that they themselves become the pussy. Nothing more horny then that imo
"they sadly live in another town"
it kinda shows bcs theres so many r*pe incidents in india
Which ones make the YouTube IT tutorials
2 billion people
per capita rape stats probably not even that bad
Over the average intelligence specimen
does india have lots of crimes considering how many people there are?
you tell us ranjesh
im mexican
like yeah
you mexican't
people still shit on the streets
they could resolve it if they agreed to both push the funny button
Battle meowmachine to stand as the only latina in brainfart
literally
ppl still think meowmachine is a woman lmao
Lmaooooo
brainfart truly has fallen
I’m part Latino
real
Who? (
)
Wait wrong person lmao
that from gen kill?
Your not wrong, it’s just 4 am for me
pretty sure
except that she is
and she haven't been active lately

nuh uh
Proof?
ew
i literally want the woman who sings the OG cod zombies songs to go schizo mode on me
you can believe whatever you want, i have proof and i won't leak it
Meowmachine onlyfans leaks????
Mods be like: hey this person send me a picture of their eye, it looks really like a woman
Google Pictures: 

not an eye
mods back at it again grooming minors
isn't it the opposite
no, its always the mods.
Mwadi, how old are you
under 18
madi is like 17
I'm in my 20s
i am 24 but sound and look like 40
this chat is rpetty oomfie
Do you smoke?
i literally have a big ass beard
all my cousins do also
yes
same
mf will look like a true british geezer by the time he's 30
or keep the beard
My condolences
like firefighter moustache
keep the beard
british? you take that back rn
guys btw
Kinda mad Fruity Rudy just played himself
whats a good pirating site so i can avoid it
will be 18 in 25 days 4 hours 4 minutes and 7 seconds
and not watch the good tje bad and the ugly with my dad
you want to have tea and crumpets ooooo
NOOOO
yeeees you dooooo
Ugh gross did you just do a until 18 counter on yourself
lmao literal kid
you will have fucked up teeth and eat biscuits
don't go to the piracy subreddit it sucks
reddit? okay yeah it probably actually sucks
25 days 4 hours 3 minutes 2 seconds
you know kid when i was your age we got drunk and smoked and didn't invent new genders every 5 minutes
when i was a kid i blew my ear drums out with firearms and no ear pro
they have super useless megathreads with a bunch of virusinfected sites you definitely shouldn't download from
when i was a kid i blew my brains out
explains a lot
ive been
its basically this
the zombies are just crackfiends
skin peeling and all
game
good
my dad used to flip homes and i like
bumped into a ladder with a drill on it
Fake gif gamers don't have sex
i am nto sure HOW i am alive
tak ethis to level 3 and then zone 2 of level 1 and then kill 3 players and take these items and then craft this
and then you got a camo that is worse than ur mastery rewards
IE gold or platinum
when i was a kid, there was no fortnite.
there only was CSGO and loads of racial slurs
nvm im schizo
It's that time again
Lost a pinky toe cause the bit from a mill fell on my foot when I was 12
clean cut too
i nearly lost a couple fingers while using the grinding wheel
u REALLY gotta get that rest right against the wheel
Imma lray abd sleep cause likr
Bro is just ITCHING to kill someone
i kicked in a glass door as a kid. Worst idea ever. 24 stiches nearly bled to death
I just almost pulled a gun kn a schizo sound
wore gloves? 
Fr
Most sane American citizen arsenal owner
I knocked a kidney stone out of my sister when I was a kid
no i was grinding a small thing and it got caught between the lil rest thing and the wheel
and almost yanked my fingers with it
just saying i know a muslim dude who owns firearms would be enough
Stahp die artillerie
did they close the cuban spa already?
they always say they will, but never do
they wanted to close it for like 20+ years

every us president: Yeah i'm gonna close that
After elections: Never said anything like that
am I the only one who feels poisoned when I smell gas
I have a gun and i live in a bad area
that snake is so confused even his skin is expressing it
he's literally me
Literally
wdym bro
it smells so nice
I don't know
I smell gas
and I feel like I'm gonna colapse
I gotta cover my nose when I pass gas stations bro
that's because its the greatest smell you have ever smelled
Quit smelling your farts bro
gas smells good
hi crab
then why does it suck my soul out when I smell it
makes you want to drink it
its so good
hi
just like the smell of chlorine mixing with piss
why do you know what that smells like
have you pissed in the pool too nuch
you ever been to a public bath thingy
yeah I have
The smell in there is piss mixed with chlorine
you mean a pool?
Hey girl say hallelujah
it only smells like piss a little bit
yeah
and it does not smell good
Hey girl say hallelujah
Never used bleach spray on dog piss before?
Cause uptown funk wont give it to ya
you don't get it. Chlorine only smells when mixed with piss
never had to
i don't have a dog
well I do
but it's technically the family's dog noe
some smells are so bad they're so good
Gas is one of the better ones
if you didn't understand what i typed i won't explain it
I think that's just when something smells so incomprehensibly bad that your brain tries to keep itself from shutting down by tricking itself
Like the smell of your own farts yeah
exhaust fume
Gasoline is good also
Gasoline
I think crabs smell pretty nice
yees drinking gasoline is real good for your health
Most chemicals
Need sleep
What about tar
Literally almost pulled a gun on a tree brancy
Would
Would
schizo
1984
Duch didn't have a brain injury
My famil y jokes about this a lot. But we have a theory that a drill's pointy bit dropping directly onto the middle of my skull and surviving may have been bad fir me
Yeah he did
Sam can suck some lollipops
they actually think that its a joke and we don't actually send money to radical islamist groups
guys how much brain damage do you think a five year old would receive by slamming his head on the corner of a wall and cracking his lip and his brow
they were wrong
Literally stealing tf2 turret
Not payday
Sad
man what has school even bringed to me
i do a 9 to 5
i don't get paid
i go there confused i come back tired and confused
Socal interaction?
Become Ted Kazynski
Literally
i guess only that
Ok
Become Ted Kazynski
Hi sleepy samantha
man imagine if i actually had the will to live
i could bring so many good things to this world
if someone has feathers I don't think they'd be a man to be fair
Featherless
Just bring it to humanity without a will to live
its not even night yet why am i talking about this
depression starts at night and at Monday
is your deppresion dependant on the current time
yes
you answered my question vefor I asked it
I do also sometimes get in a less "want to live" mood by night to be fair
Greg
except I fix it by doing unspeakable acts
i mean at morning i gotta be at school and after school with my family so i gotta seem happy but at night i don't need to do that
Greg
grag
crab
Camman18
Hi there stormbound enjoyer
john dracu știe
helo
Dragostea din tei
un căcat
Maya hee
True
ce fain ar fi daca nu ne-ar face să învățăm română când vorbim deja română în școală
I have inaled an obscene amount of concrete dust
Only thing i understood is romana and invatam
keep going
Romania(n) and invite
learn more romanian
trust me it's a nice language
Not yet

ok well you don't need that
I laughed at a meme and nearly fainted Im good
you're gonna have a romanian neighbour soon if you keep doing these sinful activities
Lol sure
based aromatics
ive had my state mandated silica dust for the month
lean
lean
Truly
I just realized dracula flow is made by joji
It's guaranteed that he will be on the cold ones podcast during his tour
hi pop
Hi child
Maxmofoe and Chad meeting up with Joji and recording it? Cringe dud 
i just dont care
hello Bulgarian brother
unless they make some edited content i couldnt give a shit, podcasts are worthless content
Sugma
hello ivan
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hey there
hi deligh
+3000 social credit
bing chillin delight
hi maja
hi
Get a better attention span dud
its 22 degrees outside in sofia, this is insane
Epic
12 c here
Alo @river zealot alo
Same
winter is coming
get a better appreciation of content, instead of listening to dudes talking about stuff
same, omg we all live in the same place
chillin with the bings
What the fuck is that argument lmao
podcasts are bottom of the barrel content
#STALKER #СТАЛКЕР #HALFLIFE
Подкинуть маслин нищеброду https://www.donationalerts.com/r/eptable
Blyad
hu eg
11 C for us
Says the man playing incest game more than once
zoomers when youi have an attention span of more then 10 seconds: 
Alo everyone
ale
play the podcast over music while playing a game
easy
i dont like stuff thats useful as background noise exclusively
thats all podcasts are
podcasts can be nice while doing something monotonous like vacuuming or something
or doing daily chores
You identify my bitches with APS
i listen to podcasts or podcast style videos while falling asleep or doing daily chores
why listen to a podcast when you can just listen to a video essay
why listen to video essay when you can just listen to the inner voices
sentenced to two years of left leaning video essay
no parole
wait why do you have the leaf icon
cus i rejoined recently
24 hour BANG ROCK ON SKULL ASMR
he’s new here say hi
24 hour throw beer bottle at wife while watching football on the telly asmr
Cause he smoke weeddd
24 hours of kill twink with rock asmr
smash smash
So many great options 
24 hours of reserve alarm asmr
24 hours of pure screams of agonizing pain ASMR
Brainphart
I already have it as my alarm
Oh boy lecture time
how about you get a lecture on how to get bitches
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Miner's Lament · Dominik Zingler & Port Sulphur Band
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he's giving a lecture as professor of hoeology
Hustler's U
meme is dead. we went through this yesterday
Memes don't die, they become vintage.
Ostfront gaming?
Ostfront gaming 
Hey, anyone up for a quick game?
I cant wait for the ostfront liberation dlc
shits gonna be baller 
You best believe im gonna be doing so many campaigns for that
the campaings are so fucking mental
they give you like 6 troops
and you gotta kill an apc and like 20 infantry with arty
1944-1945 German dynamic campaign doing a final assault into the west
gamers be like: yo the ostfront dlc is so cool
my grandpa be like: Oh gott die russen kommen versteckt eure frauen
name adds up
Same
guys this is my top 6 mlp characters
And @river zealot The based thing about the DLC in MP will be, the US will actually be balanced
unlike in MACE, they have further line of sight and everything
more accurate
I played as the US against a mate in MP, i could see straight into his spawn and saw his tiger 2 parked 
Panam trash

Incest game arc ended yesterday old man, get with the times
"Where there's a hole there's a goal." - John F. Kennedy
hhot
well at least stop putting discord links low effort
I get the sense that you are not a very polite individual.
Ra is gone
Also, Chaos Bringer?
More like
Cheese Bringer
Get me some swiss
I don't have very much experience with human trafficking so I might have some trouble bringing you people from Switzerland, but I'll make an attempt.
Everything is proceeding as planned...
so minecraft was fake
Yes
it is time
Bawotwauma
if u think abt it becoming a husk symbiote is actually homosexual because you have tentacles inside you
Took a big shit

ew
I took the first normal shit I've had since I moved to Sofia 1 month and half ago
new place same shit
New PR shit
For a while it was new place new shit
I'm stealing this
Maja is weirdge anyways
L farmer
ok;cccccc
ok red hair grandpa
Just kidding ur pohchamp
❤️
ilyt
What does that mean
i love you too
it means flowers
wow, why are u scamming him
What does that mean
nothing
Oh ok
4 random words put into a shortcut
It's in my nature
It's in his name
you see iedy? I'm stealing his electricity as we speak
and his water too
he just doesnt know it yet
Dibs on his copper wires
Take em
nuh uh. mine
ROMÂNIAAAAAAAAAAA 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 RRRAAAAHHH
looks like romanian grass tbh
50 krillion potholes? romanian street
same with Bulgaria
@narrow lotus r u a sandu ciorba fan
ALO
SALUT
CF COAIE
SUGI PULA
FUTUȚI MORȚII MĂTII
We should rename #🎪bruh-fart to #romania again
everyone when the taxi driver stops in the middle of the road to buy shaorma
same
steal all the money from his car when he gets out
I was late for my class because of him
I've never seen bus drivers in Sofia outside of their little cage
he is a noob if he keeps money inside the car in R0mania
Wut
for good reason
im feeling fucked up fr rn
feeling sick
Just don't
average romanian
🇭🇺 🇭🇺 💪 💪
We are going to skin you alive
youre probably romanian i can smell you from here
banned
how dare you post such disgusting shit
man how did we come to tiktok stupid trends retarded kids that have been raised only by drama shows
Romanians with Serbs :
🤝 
Romanians with Bulgars :
🤝 😎
Hungarians with rest of East Europe : 
cum ai știut 🇷🇴
🗿
Zeleeeeeee
cevapci
translation" I don't want to see you
this is the prime minister of Bulgaria btw
help this poor man, somebody
Iedy? 
no you banana
Iedy is romanian dumb polish
i cant save my country so i will save bulgaria
Those rocks hit diff
real

🗿
iedy can survive in bulgaria the same way I can survive in Romania
we're conditioned from children
to survive the Harsh environment
average romanian highway traffic stop
wow the anme of this song and the picture is

balkans will not have any conflicts
The only polish memes I know are the Bobr, miners in star wars rp, Bajo jajo and the fucking dude yelling "MAMKA TWOJE KURWA BYLA, BABKA TWOJE KURWA BYLA I PRABABK-"
Your head hurts?
yes
Yes
WE TOUGH YOU THIS LESSON BEFORE OLD MAN
Nice, I know language 
you needed 600 years to do it
Turks are slow learners 
There is nothing else
"Yes techer it was me who pushed him down the strairs"
I think there is also gachi muchi
But that is common for all eastern europe
Yeah
High intensity uni
Dunno
English class?
gross disgusting product
are we sure this is uni
Yep, this is uni and yes it's English economics class
lmao
Where we study economic terms and stuff in English
inflation
Note: Dont eat hot cereal with tea
economy


Shit
Got me thinking and all that

I wanted some warm food
you trolled yourself
And hot fucking milk with honey cereal seemed like a good idea
THEY GOT THE LISTENING PLAYER OMG
Yeh cus English

I was on the shitter for the past 30 minites
i cant
wow
advancing?
advancing into cock
i see that about every euriopean country
the translator was paid actor
Atleast I get to skip my basics of law lectures cus she doesn't check attendance and I know all the stuff in there already

the secret ingredient is crime
advancing economy by stealing all the tourists wallets
advancing in pula cu satelitu
this is our president
Bulgaria Lore
Soon Romania will steal American jets and satellites 🇹🇩 🇹🇩 💪 💪
My man parked his horse at LIDL
An Romanian Scientist discovered the Cure To HIV by accident, he wanted to invent a way to steal someones Wallet from Long Range without having to move, basically Wireless Pickpocketing
@narrow lotus did you get an earthquake?
idk
and when
think i was driving from work so nah, the bumpy roads are worse than any earthquake here

go over bump
car goes down in the ditch and youre never seen again
Veliko Tarnovo moment
veliko turnovo is like sniper scav mountain on woods
literally me, i have like 300 games and nothing to play
banan
Nobody : nothing
Romanian parliment member :
9 kilometers away from the town I live
ah only 4.1 it wouldnt be felt here
i haven't had an earthquake in years. Probably the romanians stealing our earthquakes. That must be it
I hope it comes to you
White woman dressing like her boyfriend
I'm sending it right now
Hannibal Lecter
how is it an irl podcast if theres no mics or nothing is recorded
That's the point, he doesn't realise that is just hanging out with people, so he compares it to a podcast
I see brainfart is as retarded as usual

:fisgh: 🐟 :fisgh:
Epic emoji fail
p!fish
@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 🧦
It stinks so you throw it back at them.
kys
There is mcdonalds in Romania?
Daring and original today, aren’t you?
yes!! thankssss
i love u too ryry fish
Yes, you cant escape americans
It's either McDonalds or Tasty

tasty 💀
he needs more bullets
Leave
I won't
That’s a shame
🤡
If you build enough, accuracy is overrated.
Pretty
Bing chilling
You want some pictures of my recent environment? It’s fucking Brooklyn.
It’s so pretty look irl pictures
The last time I took pretty pictures… trying to remember
Sunken meadow park, Long Island.
ok cool but can we fish react this guy
yes
🐟
hello gey people in my puter
hiiiiii
you are not gey are you
i am?


mayhaps

america the land of dreams amirite
why wouldnt i be, why so surprsied
yeah you are braifnart usual, not suprised
Maja is retarded.
Majas the whole rainbow
yayyy im special;
i arrived at the gym already sweating bcs i biked too hard and fast
ew sweating
shut up maja
Tasty? 
Definitely sounds like something not tasty
the russian mcdonald is called tasty
Good morning brainfart, I am here to tell you that the cow girl from captain lazerhawk has a name and "tags" now.
thank you.
it exists in romania?
am I fucking Romanian? how would I know?
and before you jest, no, I do not fuck Ivanko
no, Iedy said "you can't escape americans, it's either Mcdonalds or Tasty" in reply to Pavlo's "there's Mcdonalds in Romania?"
What
Why would i ask that
you lack my comedic genius, forget it
no ur just idiota
Bababooey
Get on my level of comedy ⬆️
man
they even paid madi 100 rubles and a pre-used chocolate bar to promote the show
smh
they need sex room to stabilize
the meme laxative definitely worked
push it
this game will single handedly raise the incest rates in america by 60%
All out now 🙌
Hell yeah
For a second, I thought that the british presenter was wearing a bulletproof vest

it'd make sense if the american one did

p!meme

corncob eating kitten
This is like the only good one of these I've seen and it's because land cruisers don't get enough hate
I thought you died
Fuck those garbage mobiles
p!meme
You wish you could be as good as me
yes bzeek shoot him
Stupid ai
emem
Why
You will never surmount to anything
I already forgot about this
nappies are for pussies
Absolutely epic
real men shit their pants
i shit my pants all the time at work
best work
people never come to the store and i take same amount of salary for just sitting around in my shitten pants
Afternoon
hello
Messages like this make me want to leave again

Delight
you weren't built for this channel

Trees are G we can survive anything 💪 🙏 ✨️
doing better.
you?
Except femboy bussy
you couldn't survive the olden days of brainfart
eatin rn btw
luv the jimny
Wildfire
I'm a 2000 year old tree
i was born in 2000
Bungir
Still not as bright as my heart when I see you 🫦
fruity tree
which fruit?
Fat




