#🎪bruh-fart
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not the donussi
go go gadget murder uncle grandpa no matter what bullshit the throws at
blud never watched cartoon network
bruh
Has bro never watched cartoon network a day in his life

ok zoomer
kys
Bro you live under a rock?
all I had on tv growing up was bad dubs and knock off copyright free seires
That's kinda funny
Iranian Spongebob
ran from September 2, 2013 to June 30, 2017
shit by that time I only watched good shows
like adventure time 
ed edd n eddy
I dont think I was allowed to watch that as a kid
oh shit i loved regular show
regular show I watched
Na zare
but I liked gumball more than regular show
Hi metro
regular show was goat they let stoners and alcoholics slip in that show
Learning this was a spoof and not the original disappointed me
they even got that guy who claimed to be world champion at pacman
it was uhh
What about adventure time
gumball went hard
i only saw like 2 episodes since other hbomax shows were aight
yall know megas XLR
Nicole got me hard
that show was wack tho
Her middle name
dick
Bro knows the Gumball lore, respect
To you kids watching at home, make sure to leave your nerve endings under your pillow, and the Nerve Ending Fairy will bring you some hundos!
And to the guy posing as ViacomCBS (or "Viacom" as it’s written) and blocking this particular clip worldwide, the real ViacomCBS doesn’t own the global rights - Nelvana owns the Canada rights. You’re only...
This pains me to watch
toothpick under toenail, kick door
kids show btw
good stuff
i would
You sure that's the original and not the spoof?
Mustard
Uncle grandpa songs hit hard
i have 0 clue what they are talking about but its entertaining
Based on what
Cow and Chicken was a trip of a show
Based on ma dick
True story
My Dick: An Autobiography
a very short autobiography
not very hard evidence, is it 
I knew those jokes were cumming

Mother
hah, look at this guys parents having a healthy sex life. What a loser
CRINGE

Zucko, your sister has not been wearing her shawl. She must be lashed, ishallah
Ok i gotta admit it does kinda slap
Watchmen Interrogation Scene
Part 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAAmqC8AHW0
What about dr doofenschmirz
Doofen
Smth
Inator
Yet another incest joke lmao
His mother wasn't there for his birth, therefore, he could kill Macbeth
Who?
I can fix her
Still would
WHAT
absolutely would
she could ruin me
beta behavior
I'm an outlier, I'd rather go for Kim cause redheads are ma thing
Dont know that one
I was offered shego, I go for she
I heard of it but never watched
Fair enough
Kim's mom 
Serbia, remember?
Would
would
Watched cartoon network at 14yrs
she has business in the back
Jimmy's Mom?
nah miss me with that
Would
mrs. incredible definitely
Cow from Cow and Chicken
man any pixar moms not stacking?
That one chick from the Pixar short selling sunglasses
was she a mom?
She was eventually
are u talking about kate from that beach short
mulans mom
I would still
this?
YES HER
like a horse
she has business at the back wdym
SO WOULD
If she aint a mom Ill step up

what about gloria
Who?
Gloria from what again?
Hmmmmm....
lemme think...
Debatable
this one however is didney
Hell yeah
Would
you know i'll just say "wouldn't" to any female
would
would so hard
Would
c'mon he's married
Would
she deserves two
two men banging?
WHERE
Yes
WHERE HOT MEN KISSING
Yes
Would
yes
maybe
yes
Noo
would
would
would
Would (train with)
would
I love this one
Would
Merida's mom
Zyzz
Would
depends normal form, or baldurs gate 3 style
May he rest in Creatine
We fuarkin mirin' brah
Baldurs Gate what now
she turns into a bear doesnt she
We're all gonna make it brah
Yes
Of course cant forget daddy noel
Oh the Baulder Gate 3 bear thing, that's what you mean
i wont if its a bear
No, normal mom
i would if its whaever she nationality she is other than bear
I could beat a bear
in combat right
Undeboob in Brainfart?!?!?!??!?
only time will tell
sugoma dik
Speak truthfully
would
pic?
is that the youtube series?
Yes
This
no

that is a furry
oh yeah that's the rule 34 creature
One of the many
yes
didn't really watch, seemed to be all about some annoying-gay demon
Aint that the chick married to the green bean can guy
Furry
It kinda is, kinda isn't
rat
It's Te Fiti, goddess who can create life

I know I know
fiti deez nots
I'm boutta create some life
Call me an Earth Lover
Im an earth fucker
I'm earth
what about Maui?
not the planet
Moana?
just the right amount
bros got the phisique of a dumpster
barge
Is moana a canadite?
i dont like her
Fair
yes
ok, aunt cass?
10000%
are any characters in disney movies and shit actually likeable though
cause I can't think of one
i can hardly understand her
I know, it's my favorite part
my favourite disney character is that tree that appears in the background that one time
Gaelic is a wonderfully stupid language
Garlic is not a language
I love him, great scene
why are we talking about fucking disney
its a vegetable i think
You're right, its not, but Gaelic is
WE are talking about fucking disney, You are questioning us
that's true
Contribute to the shitpost
why am I questioning you about fucking dinsey
Yes
Shae from GoT?
Omg I love that tree

I like living in trees too
Oh i got a good one
very peaceful
donkeys wife?
i will make an exception
I'm sorry to ruin your hopes but I am only having an ok day
that's a hard one tbh
she got that crazy on her
Here and not the emma stone or wat son chick from the lvie action
cant fix?
Yes.
yes
fair
Now, Maleficent on the other hand...
what about the live action version?
Even better
what abt dumpy thicc
how do you guys remember the names of so many characters
real childhoods
I drink a lot of milk
that is why
I literally can't even remember one name off the top of my mind

Bro, where did you come from. Get in on this
hey I watched Disney a kid too
can't stand her hairdo 
Too blue
ursula literally stole a girls voice
both of em
Red head = Yes
Hell yeah
but yes
Love Iron Giant
i need 2 answers for this one
i do not like men so i abstain
Would and Probably Would
she’s cringe
i can fix her

Cringe
Cringe, but hot
Fair enough
But this is early Cruella
Still time to fix
she can fix me dinner, that’s all i want from her
100 dalmations Cruella too far gone
These prices are craaaazyyy

pass

prospector fatboy
Name is Stinky, no likey
leafim alon hes just big bonned
Now Jessie...she could get it
AND I LOVE IT
SO MUCH
THEY KNOW ME
ariel, merida, jessie, hogarts mom
Joan Of Arc?
Brienne
I love Disney red heads
Lady Brien of Tarth could get it
i’ll stand by that
Don't know her
giantess swedish mommy
greta tunberg?
I’d honestly rather manse over him
at least manse raider was like… a tame human being
If it's a red head, 9/10 I'll say would
LOL
I'm a simple man
That’s bad? That’s average price here 
you have to convert it
it’s like 4-5 dollars usd
Did it’s 1 to 1.01
oh sheesh
QUASIMOTO IS NOT A SMASH HE IS MY BEST FRIEND
LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS
fr
Would (cherish our wonderful friendship and appreciation for art)
i mean go fuck yourself
Herc can get it
He can
pre or post workout
I will fuck yourself
WAIT DOUBLE I JUST REALIZED
Girl, you mean HUNKULES
everyone would an actual god
MEG IS A REDHEAD
would.
Demi god
honestly hades can get it too just because i love his voice actor


i want it to be cold in texas again man
Ashoka Tano
it’s back to being hot
if we’re talking rebels ahsoka sure
But ahsoka is like 15 in clone wars series
so 
MORE SNOW
agree
SHUT DOWN THE GOVERMNET
what about dutch
whomst
Whomstif
I'm talking last season clone wars, where she's like, 19
ok ok, kratos?
okay then yes
kratos can obviously get it

Bro, Kratos got it, and had a kid
GoW 2 Kratos
twice
Get what?
i’d let him slay a pantheon for me first though
Pussy

Lmao y’all are degens
kratussy
Did you….did you just react to yourself?
Is it degenerate to say a man can achieve a loving relationship witha woman
Did you just say getting maidens is degeneracy?
Kinda easy mode but what of roberta?
would
The fool realizes that the title goes beyond his job
idk she kinda scares me bit too much
LMAO
More like a man with a life realizes he is looking at a corpse
Bro, why do you have a corpse in your room?
The sheer fear
Are you in my room?
If she has access to that many grenades, would

LMAO
btw i missed alex playing that cuz i went into a coma
how was that
@heavy peak
Alex killed himself at the end hes gone my boy is gone
not again
now we gotta wait another 3 months for him to ressurect
Typa shit ive been on
literally me sitting in my car on break rn
that is scarily close to my current AK setup
I just got called opium bird
wew
I need an AK
so I guess now I can officially say that opium bird is my spirit animal
Ashley is hot. No cap. No kizzy. No Frizzy. With the Frizz? No way!
Good luck my friend
This….this is the reason why your father does not love you
p!ifunny
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My father and I have a great relationship, and we're going hunting next month
Whitetail buck
Gonna be a good time
yo i love crabs
You fool, it was me. I traveled back in time and ate her, only to blame it on the crabs
My plan worked perfectly
That's why we struck that deal
can you romance Judy in CP2077 if you got fembod but schmeat?
dude I can't wait to be in hell and watch my great great great great great great great great great great grandson live his crab life
bro want's to know if his artillery cannon twink can rizz up a baddie
no
penor no matter only body
they only care about ur face
huh
Women don't know what they want anymore do they
so rivers won't mind the surprise either 
I don't know these character, but I feel like I should play Cyberpunk now that it's not as bad
I will live forever, just so I can make a 30 hour Netflix documentary on my decaying mentality
you won't have a mentality by the time you'll get to finishing it
Nah dont worry the Bulgarian femboys will always bring me back
And polish
Roberta, yes
If you like Latinas does that make you Hispanic?!?!?
if romanians haven't accepted the accent to crabhoof by then maybe they will too
hmhm
Tf
Little Salty is Hispanic???
New Lore???
hhi
hello maja would you like to be a crab some day
Never, I must know your nationality as to properly make jokes at both of our expence
no
I love eating crab, I wouldn’t want to be a canibal one day
our childrens children will be crabs
crabs do eat their children if they're hungry
so it would be unnavoidable
Then if I’m going to act like that then I will never be a crab
Y'all see what they did to Rayman? From those old games?
did he turn into a crab
respectfully
respectfully kill yourself
He became based and "evil"

Suck ma star spangled balls
Do people genuinely relate to Bocchi
no
Have you not seen all the reviews for it?
maybe?
whats bochi
Absolutely
No
Anime
isnt it a washing machine company
Maja please
or is it the girl
Alright, I am tired af, it is 1:40 in the morning, gn yall
Girl
aw
Fall
old games
good night don't let the crabs bite
ur bed will be filled with
scary things
crabs
Beans
bedbugs
I thought people were memeing about her being relatable, cause I never in my life have met somebody so fucking socially awkward.
if socially awkward is her actually trait then, i think its incredibly fucking obvious peopel will relate to her
especially considering its an anime, and most of the people watching it are exactly that
fair enough
I hope she's a crab honestly
Old means 5 years or more
wow thats a dogshit way of old
Ur bed will be filled with me
ok I'll stop even I'm getting tired of typing crab
I know
Sleep
kinky but ew
you don't wanna know maja
that's when you're in trouble
yep
Anyways how’s y’all’s day?
i just woke up
very boring
how can i say how is my day, it just started
Then assume it’s great till otherwise
no
WAKE UP WAKE UP
my day is awlays the same
just say how well waking up went
I'm awake brother
i had a dream of um
Who's maja
of men
but I'm not fully here
Have you tried…crime?
crabs
or working 
yes im doing crime daily
Oh I diddnt think y’all had that kind of relationship, mb
I wouldn't be surprised if maja is just a hive mind of little creatures that's trying to lure people to their lair
grooming minors don't count
Mmmm food
Do the salt shaker
no, downloading bad things
uh I think that does count
i mean, cracks
bruh
it counts as illegal so
You do it first, I’m only good when I follow suit
barely saved it. close
You literally are the salt shaker
wow we rae so illegal
sameeee
well I do more than crack video games
Yeah but without a little bit of pepper I’m useless
i crack eggs to make omelettes...
I crack bones to get the soup inside
mhmm, cheese cake sounds nice
yes federal agent I also crack eggs to make omelettes and nothing else
i wish you said you were born in the dead sea that would go hard since youre just a salt shaker
Mmmm egg yolk flavored cheese cake
I'm a child I call the police
3 eggs tub of cream cheese milk and a pack of vanilla pudding powder
I wish you would’ve said you kill thousands of immigrants since you are the feds
incorrect, i shot millions of DOGS
I mean of course i wouldnt
who would do that?
Shut the fuck up
shooting a million of anything is an achievement
john why do you shoot dogs?
That’s the ATF
Shut me up yourself coward
do you poison bait em too?
if I need to
most of the time they try to flee but it's already too late and the deed is done
shooting is easy and you can eat em
I do remember one time as a kid I caught one of those stink bugs and I repeatedly slammed it against the floor with my bare hands until it was a mangled mess
and i think it was still alive
WHAT DID YOU DO DURING 1940 TO 1925?!
frozen in a cave
Ok is just slang for okay?
Experiencing time backwards
Why has that not clicked
what did you think it was
which is slang for okie dokie
Idk it just never clicked
ur spines gonna click when i snap ur neck
Slang? Do you know what fucking slang is?
@grizzled meadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDhvp2J1vWM my life be like ooh aah
I hate this bastard
Enlighten me oh great pissed off one
i hope it chips its teeth and cant crunch no more
mr brest
that's what I think about every silly cat meme
xcept maxwell
🤝
Because to me slang fits the exact definition
tryuly
I'm not pissed off you just dumb
Explain then
I hate this bastard
Ok isn't slang headass
He's okay
I love this bastard ❤️
It is slang for okay, if y’all is slang (meaning you all) then ok is just a shorter abbreviation of okay
The same thing that y’all does
Hi Hollywood Jack Hi PAVLO
It is also used primarily in talking while writing is okay (just like the definition says)
I's an acronym you bald headed ass, slang is literally explained in your own screenshot, slang is for something very informal, ok isn't informal lmao
Hi catto
i am literally
Him
We’re both dumb as I guess they are treated as the exact same word?
It's so funny to me that Maja tried to escape the negativity by changing their name to dpou but everyone knows its just Maja in a disguise
Ah yes, drama bait
"Y'all" is an acronym? Goodbye brainfart enough of you for today
Who tf said that
It is the same thing, but that's because it's an acronym
It's obvious for us because we know
her display name is still maja but in chinese
literally im gonna blow myself up if i see a AD in space when i try tro watch the stars'
and then OK comes from ALL CORRECT which was misspelled purposfully as part of some fuckin fad
into ORL KORRECT
You can't really say that y'all is an acronym and get away with it 
Yeah it isn't 
Even ok isn't an acronym 
wut
y'all calm down
Actually it was an acronym for slang
it is
HOW
O and K
THAT'S NOT AN ACRONYM
So it’s slang and an acronym

whats an acronym then, smart guy
Bruh no one cares about that shit
if oll korrect into OK isnt one
Naaah
ur arguing and hes rebutting
💀
Then shut the fuck up and don’t debate
💀
Hi meme man
It's an acronym of a misspelling
pavlo is just a gink
bro pavlos on his fuckin evil ark recently
i think
bros just been negative
I will, becauae you going back to 200 fucking years ago, that isn't the point
(Just found out on Google, I can't take it anymore)
What if you played as hip
@robust cove the actor made a song about pralkas, i mean, ti was a remix i think
English is 200 fucking years old, this is how shit normally works
guhhhhhhh
can confirm, he said im irrelevant 😔
english doenst work
What
I asked a question and he said it was the dumbest question
the actor and show i talked about some time gao
@pastel quartz
Recently? You haven't been here long enough 
pavlo
I only noticed it recently then
😔

Lmao we got a team sport going on
damn this shit doin numbers
tur's good too
Mozzie
I'm fucking bored
Stole my meme 😢
Did you make it?
I posted it here first, and by brainfart decree I sentence you to ♻️

May god have mercy on your soul
brb have to slam my Antonov An-22 against the wall multiple times
no you should stay awake
I could do an all-nighter
adds a bit of extra chalange to the day
You just don't get my sigma gamma magma sugma gigachad male grindset
sugoma
GET BACK IN THE FUCKING T-62 NOWWWWW

Slave labor gaming
I think he needs to watch his front if that's what you're gonna do
chop it from the rear
sneak up behind
real
nothing happend there, everyone was on vacation
you are just germanophobic
why
how about you suck on my balls
hes gonna get nuked lol
good point
How about: Nuh uh
open wide here comes the airplane
what you gonna do fuckin level a building or somehting
with my massive balls that is very possible
false
imagine two wrecking balls swinging around
nuh uh
okay
yuh uh
chat
Spell balls in German
Bälle
Balling
Bälling
yes
ª
one ball. two bälle
ªªªªaaaaaAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
üüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüü
@oblique spire what game mode do you play? Zeus?
Fascinating
the conch says so
I will note this behavior in my notebook
#killinmyself
KILLIN MYSELF
what song
blondie - call me
thx
going into the playlist tha t has a mix of like
sad doomer music and hella loud metal
Metro otherwise know as the pancake thief
For arma i mainly play Eden editor to make scenarios for me and my mates
AYO ITS GENERAL SAM
RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
no it has facial hair

Still sounds like fun
we know sam cant grow that
True
It is, sometimes the AI makes me wanna kms though
because hmm yes, for a "GET OUT" waypoint, the AI will simply not get out 
Also Arma 3's garbage performance
correct
But yeah
im excited for the next session because for once, Im not the creator of the scenario 
you should play reforger DAYZ
its pretty sick
its like standalone but fun
general sam when special sam walks in
That involves me buying reforger


