🎪bruh-fart

[robust cove]

*one less loose end 🤓

[odd sail]

I would destroy shepard's ass in a second

[robust cove]

[odd sail]

the actual one

[robust cove]

Enemies to lovers

[vivid osprey]

I just stepped on a millipede. I never thought I could scream like that in my entire life.

[mint mist]

why

whats special about milipede

isnt stepping on them just steppign on default chitin

[vivid osprey]

They are creepy.

[mint mist]

u didnt get stung or anything

[terse moth]

1

[vivid osprey]

Plus It was unexpected

and barefoot.

[robust cove]

Yeah, I was gonna ask that

[vivid osprey]

Plus the way the chitin felt under my foot... Oh goodness...

I have no words.

[robust cove]

[vivid osprey]

Of course It was thrown out the window (I did not have the heart to kill the dude who came into my house uninvited)

[mint mist]

whats fw

[true sedge]

fuck with

Hussy Woman Has Spoken To Me, And She Has Determined She Does Not Enjoy "Skibidi toilet"

[vivid osprey]

Current status of THEVJT:

Morale : absolutely Decimated

Happiness: Gone

Screaming: Unheard of in centuries.

Fairly certain neighbours are concerned.

Anyways, good day yall

[uncut obsidian]

me n every other guy around me

[mint mist]

8h

[mint mist]

[mint mist]

wtf is that 1:10 part, why did it fuck

whats that cut 1:15

ugly

[uncut obsidian]

so... when a man and woman REALLY like each other...

[mint mist]

i mean the cut

at 1:14

[somber warren]

damn i don't even know what to say

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769812684324732929/1163798663122931782/arm8rmX_460s.jpg

[mint mist]

wow that game looks sick, i wonder what it is

[uncut obsidian]

totally not gmod

[mint mist]

no way

it looks liek fortnite

[robust cove]

New call of duty looking FIRE 🔥

[final cedar]

you mean by chemical reaction?

[odd sail]

something log 10 times n

[placid sail]

I want to sleep and play gamma

but instead I have to work and work and work

society was a mistake

[odd sail]

twerk at work

[placid sail]

remote

[final cedar]

remote work means you can play gamma during meetings?

[placid sail]

remote work means I don't have time to play gamma

[odd sail]

stream gameplay during meetings to alleviate the boredom

[livid pond]

@grantbeans on instagram

[placid sail]

also thankfully I don't have to attend meetings anymore, only heads of departments

fucking waste of time, those meetings

[final cedar]

To think some people do NOTHING but sit in meetings 8h/day, 5days a week

[placid sail]

it's like working as a mall cop, but you make a lot of money and people think you're important

but both just sit in a uniform all day doing nothing

[odd sail]

so not a mall cop

[placid sail]

read again creature

[final cedar]

no way a mall cop makes a lot

really?

[odd sail]

mall cops neither make a lot nor do people notice them

[placid sail]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[final cedar]

oh

[odd sail]

why are you comparing it to a mall cop then

[placid sail]

but both just sit in a uniform all day doing nothing

[final cedar]

[placid sail]

I swear to god brainfart

I'm tired and annoyed already enough

[final cedar]

daddy chill

[odd sail]

that's like God sitting in his chair during the Holocaust

doing nothing

[placid sail]

God and the notion of meetings being important and helpful has a lot in common

[odd sail]

it doesn't

[placid sail]

is that a tf2 theme

[uncut obsidian]

no, it is a masterpiece

[final cedar]

dude andrew from channel 5 looks sooo creepy now

new vid dropped

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[uncut obsidian]

this thing alone shows that its ai generated

like who the fuck would place their microwave like that

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cat-gif-1441635107485775307

[robust cove]

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cries-about-it-cry-about-it-crying-emoji-emoji-emoji-crying-gif-25998144

[odd sail]

this image is invisible to the average britbong

[mint mist]

looks like chris hansen episode

[robust cove]

That is a way to place ur michaelwave yes

[robust cove]

How the fuck do I know what that's about

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-sus-among-us-gif-21578823

[stone shoal]

Hi poster

[final cedar]

it's been 41 months since qshaman been put in prison

he's out

[heavy kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7MwaE4dq6E

[stone shoal]

Who?

Seriously who? I'm scared to google

[pastel quartz]

Google says it's dis dood

When the white house was raided

[snow panther]

https://tenor.com/view/skype-ttm-talk-too-much-gif-18091377072917888140

[stone shoal]

Wasn't there a dude (from these events) who was denied the ability to travel because he wanted to go to Jamaica to see his e-girl IRL? And they denied him?

[mint mist]

u said 2 tiems that they denied him

o was denied the abi
they denied him

[pastel quartz]

Stroke

[river robin]

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this I’d have maybe 30 dollars.
I would not be rich.
But I would have a nice lunch.

[pastel quartz]

Press the x

[eager igloo]

I want to be people with artillery weapons

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-epic-guy-i-love-big-weapons-pointing-gun-gif-3554821375821506405

Bigger weapons

[eager igloo]

Shame

[robust cove]

Idk why it's so low quality

[pastel quartz]

[hot snow]

I ate a whole breaking bad meal at pizza king and now I need to shit

but I cant

[final cedar]

ROMAN

[solar obsidian]

niko, lets go bowling (User Roman)

[final cedar]

lets go bowling cousin

[pale ingot]

anyone got an adblocker that can bypass youtube's shitty ass popup that tells you you have an adblock enabled

[hot snow]

bowl dees

[final cedar]

ublock origin + mozilla

or brave if you like chrome

[pale ingot]

i was using both..

tried disabling ublock for a bit before though

ig ill try it on again

[hot snow]

bro you're already not getting ads

now you're crying about the YouTube popup?

[final cedar]

clear your cache and delete the plugin

reinstall

[pale ingot]

is annoying

[final cedar]

newest version should be able to handle yt adblock notice

[hot snow]

true

but cmon

[final cedar]

ads are a human rights violation

[hot snow]

I know

and so is youtube

but hey what can you do

[sterile dome]

Easy adblocker moment, just look up a guide…on YouTube

[final cedar]

I'm a bit spooked. some mf is screwing with a tor node I'm running and I assume it's cause I got certain sites blacklisted (mostly degen porn shit)... on the counter offensive now trying to trace where this is coming from

[final cedar]

anyone here into network security?

[robust cove]

Hell yeah

[robust cove]

I love eating network security mmmm

[hot snow]

I love eating security

makes things easier

[pastel quartz]

i jus love eating

(im fat)

[hot snow]

i think everyone loves eating to an extent

I also love eating

[pastel quartz]

fat

[hot snow]

and I'm only (slightly fat)

[robust cove]

I love eating fat

I am fat with a ph

[pastel quartz]

[robust cove]

[hot snow]

phfat?

what's that

[robust cove]

Next level

Get on my skill

[hot snow]

fatph

[robust cove]

Phat phussy

[hot snow]

fat pus

[odd sail]

fembom

fembon

fem...bot

girl boy????

[robust cove]

No

[hot snow]

fat fuck

[uncut obsidian]

it's okay, take your time

[odd sail]

sugma

[uncut obsidian]

the balls harden

[hot snow]

my parents are divorced and I'm fine

[odd sail]

no

forget it

[hot snow]

finer than me

[lunar brook]

koy bisser

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143557872383438858/1151823827106545695/attachment.gif

[pale ingot]

probably worked, i hope

[real tinsel]

clear your browser history and kill yourself

[robust cove]

You're literally in #🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

I'm being bombarded by SSH login attempts
feels like this is only the initial phase and hope I have no vuln.

fuck script kiddies. I feel like this is one of you guys

[robust cove]

We had a safety briefing recently, the usual "don't click links that say YOU WON FREI IFONE!!!!!1"

[final cedar]

but why, free phone good

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

IFON???????????? WHER??????>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[robust cove]

That's why I always click

[pastel quartz]

Iponi

Me a smungsun

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-balls-harden-sphere-meme-harden-gif-23452529

[robust cove]

I send after you give 5 dolores! But I give back dw

[robust cove]

This goes hard af 🔥 🔥 🔥

[pastel quartz]

Sometimes I think mukes would be the answer

[amber marsh]

God dammit, not the Merkavas

[lunar brook]

cum

[oblique spire]

Chat

[pastel quartz]

It is

[pastel quartz]

No

Whatever it is no

[oblique spire]

GAU-12, 40mm or 105

[pastel quartz]

Do not

[oblique spire]

I must level this small village

[amber marsh]

40

[pastel quartz]

40mm

[lunar brook]

pov warcrimes

[amber marsh]

The shrapnel kills with time >:D

[pastel quartz]

Skill

[pastel quartz]

I don't remember there being 4 woodies

[livid pond]

( its evil juice )

[oblique spire]

AND

[robust cove]

Yippeeee

[oblique spire]

Are we thinking of leaving ONE soldier alive for psychological warfare

Or no survivors

[pastel quartz]

Always leave 1 te tell der tail

Listen to Davy jones

[robust cove]

More like Scurvy Jones 😂😂😂

[oblique spire]

Footage incoming soon

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-activity-gif-25360671

[oblique spire]

Thermal imaging footage or just pure camera

@robust cove

[river robin]

lobster

[oblique spire]

lobster

[robust cove]

See them guts flying

[oblique spire]

So thermal or no thermal

Im thinking thermal for the funny but idk

[robust cove]

Thermol

[devout hull]

gonna suck you clean like henry

[ruby minnow]

man i got headshotted so badly

[livid pond]

do yall agree with him

[ruby minnow]

was playing football and this kid fucking just hit me right in my head with the ball at high speed

my head is still aching

[pastel quartz]

Bro is speaking space invaders

https://tenor.com/view/galaxian-video-game-arcade-midway-games-80s-gif-16902004

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/r2d2-same-tired-star-wars-gif-13888503

[buoyant pond]

Nice I got censored

So apparently there's communists in the mod team :/
For the retards reading this it was a joke. The joke being Chinese censors anyone who says anything they don't like.

It's not a genuine fucking statement my god. I already put a later message saying it was a joke too, fucker has to take my message out of context.

I didn't want to edit this but clearly the fucking guy wants to make me look bad for no reason at all than just to fuck with me.

[livid pond]

cancelled

[ruby minnow]

communst in the mod team

you were just shitposting in stalker chats

[final cedar]

MW?

[ruby minnow]

this is where you can shitpost all you want

[oblique spire]

Nah chief, Arma 3

[final cedar]

uuh

[oblique spire]

yep

[uncut obsidian]

yeah im the most communist person on this planet, how did you know

all communists wear thigh highs

[livid pond]

bro posted a video of a shooting in newbie chat 💀

[pastel quartz]

Ĥ

H

[final cedar]

bruh

[final cedar]

fucking goober

[stone shoal]

[cedar lion]

I fucking knew it

[pastel quartz]

Username is tiannamendsquaremassacre1989

[stone shoal]

You can't get more funny then that

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

how did he not get muted and only got exiled

[final cedar]

🔪

[ruby minnow]

nobody knows

[cedar lion]

Bing bing

[final cedar]

because unlike you he studied the blade

[ruby minnow]

ok so he's American

weird American on internet

very classic

edgy american on internet

also very classic

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[final cedar]

while you were out getting drunk he recited Sun Tzu

[stone shoal]

His blade is duller than a UK butter knife

[pastel quartz]

Bong bong

[buoyant pond]

I'm from Hong Kong u fuckwad

[final cedar]

while you practiced premartial sex he meditated on meaning of bushido

[ruby minnow]

well weird asian is also in the list you know

[buoyant pond]

WHAT SHOOTING THE FUCK

[placid sail]

gау ass madi muting free-spirited Americans just because they're capitalists

[buoyant pond]

It was a joke smh

[placid sail]

smh

[final cedar]

hong kong folks lowkey based tho

[pastel quartz]

Mwadi confirmed commie

[ruby minnow]

i love CCP i love industry i love communism

[buoyant pond]

Thx we have a sense of humour thanks to brits

[pastel quartz]

Probably has soviet cross thigh highs

[final cedar]

screw mainland commies trying to ruin a free country

[stone shoal]

This ain't far from the truth tbh

[pastel quartz]

Society

[livid pond]

this you gang?

[pastel quartz]

🤡

[cedar lion]

How would you know mister

[final cedar]

not very cash money

[pastel quartz]

Society

[odd sail]

what graphics mod is this

do i need a rtx 4090

[pastel quartz]

Optifine

[ruby minnow]

yes

[stone shoal]

From their opposition also being the kinda fellas to do the funny hand gesture & wear Hugo Boss suits in the day, then put on makup and lady dresses and do tiktok dances in the evening

[cedar lion]

Ohhh solid point

[odd sail]

not reshade?

[livid pond]

ban mwadi for politics

[pastel quartz]

Society

[pastel quartz]

No

Society

[odd sail]

let me pull up your amazon order list hold on

[uncut obsidian]

bet

[pastel quartz]

Society moment

https://tenor.com/view/joker-society-sigma-sigma-male-the-joker-gif-24406292

[odd sail]

699 rub?

[oblique spire]

Dont need to, i already have his list

[oblique spire]

Beat you to it

[pastel quartz]

Society

[stone shoal]

"Navy" 🤮

[odd sail]

only way to survive in the navy

[pastel quartz]

Navy goes hard

[uncut obsidian]

surely amazon ships to russia

[pastel quartz]

Just not on thighs

[buoyant pond]

Bruh that's literally on fucking YouTube.

I literally grabbed it from there.

[odd sail]

amazon makes exceptions for people who take hrt

yk

[buoyant pond]

Are u fucking shitting me

[cedar lion]

Yeah and i saw fucking hentai on the community tab the other day brother

[stone shoal]

You think there's a Special discount for folks actually in the Navy?

[buoyant pond]

I got muted for a meme publically available on YouTube

[uncut obsidian]

there's gore on youtube too

[cedar lion]

enough cock to tell its cock

[uncut obsidian]

surely you'll be fine if you post it here

[pastel quartz]

Youtube has cp on it to yknow

[buoyant pond]

Yea gore with 10 views while this has thousands

[final cedar]

there's hardcore pornography on yt

[cedar lion]

I would not be surprised if someone would post gore there and be allowed to get away with it

[weak jackal]

COD POINTS?!

[uncut obsidian]

this guy does not understand

[pastel quartz]

Society

[uncut obsidian]

completely unaware

[uncut obsidian]

holllup why do you know

[buoyant pond]

DUDE THIS SHIT WAS COVERED BY FUCKING NIGHTFAM

[odd sail]

they should give discounts to all sailors for any item with the colour navy blue

[uncut obsidian]

who?

[buoyant pond]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO COVERED BY NIGHTFAM AND ALLOWED ON YT

[final cedar]

take the L asuka

[pastel quartz]

I watched a documentary on the dark side of social medias

[buoyant pond]

Bro I cannot fucking believe this

[cedar lion]

May i ask who the video was made by?

[buoyant pond]

Literally some mod was lurking waiting to ban me you're actually shitting me.

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-know-that-chief-detective-oscar-finlay-reacher-why-do-you-know-that-are-you-certain-gif-24767512

[buoyant pond]

I'm fucking done bro

[stone shoal]

Navy blue paper
Navy blue condoms
Navy blue suits
Navy blue Pistol Accessories
Navy blue [put something funny here]

[oblique spire]

Krill issue, get better it's that shrimple

[buoyant pond]

I can't have shit anywhere.

[untold juniper]

walk into brainfart
Leave

[oblique spire]

Mald

[odd sail]

navy blue condom

[final cedar]

he's doing it

[buoyant pond]

Actually fucking pain.

[final cedar]

he's gonna do the funny

[pastel quartz]

I'll see if I can find

[cedar lion]

Ight bro

[buoyant pond]

Over a fucking meme covered even by fucking news outlets.

[cedar lion]

Alot of shit gets covered by news outlets dumbass

INCLUDING GORE

[untold juniper]

Maybe don't act socially maladjusted

[cedar lion]

depending where you look

[oblique spire]

Look what I founddddddd @final cedar

[final cedar]

man you just got brainfart exiled, just leave the server and rejoin and you can post in newbies again

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1160191099848110090/Screenshot_20221231-180306_Reddit.gif?ex=6533c329&is=65214e29&hm=7bfc0215f4d217ded7b5c3f3665928b191283f85c5a0743dc3065bd6de285af2&

[ruby minnow]

combat footage

execution videos

they geet covered by news too

[stone shoal]

Happ lil gator

[ruby minnow]

but you cannot really post them here

or anywhere with sane people in it

[final cedar]

roles disappear when you leave a server

[pastel quartz]

Fresh start

[livid pond]

illiterate

[stone shoal]

Press the button

Go on, leave.

[buoyant pond]

I'm pressing X to doubt but whatever.

If it ends up permabanning me I wouldn't rly care.

I find it dumb shit like that gets censored

[pastel quartz]

Even worse

[ruby minnow]

its not censored

[buoyant pond]

BUT THE MEME WHERE A GUY TALKS ABOUT USING SKIN SHAVING ON AN ERASER TO GIVE HIMSELF AN ENEMA IS PERFECTLY FINE

[ruby minnow]

just do your shitpost here

[pastel quartz]

You were sent to brainfart

[final cedar]

dude trust me

[pastel quartz]

The worst punishment known to man

[true sedge]

controversial opinion but i think watching people dying is strange and you should be judged for it!

reminds me i need to read something something mcgowans book

programmed to kill

[stone shoal]

Bro once upon a time I got my final warn because I posted a cropped image of The thing fucking she hulk with the caption "What if (Stretchy dude) finds out!" and The Thing going "Baby, who do you think the condom is?"

Gotta get over it

[buoyant pond]

Whatever
If I end up permabanned was nice while it lasted.

[storm stream]

You shrimply posted the vid into the wrong channel

[storm stream]

thats whjy you were brainfart exiled instead of muted or kicked

[pastel quartz]

Dows someone have the gerara video

[stone shoal]

He has been erased...

[final cedar]

no. he gets autobanned if he was muted

[pastel quartz]

p!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

:0 its worked

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-3870054312860017558

[final cedar]

[stone shoal]

tf, is that yandere dev?

[pastel quartz]

No I'm not

I'm not a schizo

[stone blade]

SAMEEEEEEEEEE

[buoyant pond]

Well I joined and got re muted

[final cedar]

he got exiled AGAIN

[buoyant pond]

That's nice.

For saying something normal

Nice.

I fucking hate my life

[oblique spire]

It's not that fucking deep

[final cedar]

bruh all you had to do was fly under the radar for half a fucking hour

[buoyant pond]

It'd be nice if you mentioned that.

Whatever

[final cedar]

[buoyant pond]

Idrc anymore

[oblique spire]

Take a deep breath

[buoyant pond]

Work too much to care.

[oblique spire]

And relax

[stone shoal]

homie to heated to not realize

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

lucky mwadi is chill today

[buoyant pond]

Yeah don't worry I'm off.

Gn.

[livid pond]

forgot to take his estrogen

[stone shoal]

Which of you has that video of someone going "How about you clean your room-dere you smelly fuck?"

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/646183292952903680.gif

[pastel quartz]

Ur not my dad

[stone shoal]

Close enough 👍

[livid pond]

sucks soul out

[dreamy flax]

No horny for you pensive6045

[stone shoal]

"When the demon is beyond all human comprehension instead of being a sparkly furry with parental issues"

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

can't have nice things

[pastel quartz]

Society

It's what Society wants is to.believ

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-fish-launch-gif-14878073

[oblique spire]

Just cleared out a town full of Russians

[robust cove]

[robust cove]

why did he take a screenshot at 0:06?

[oblique spire]

Now it's time for the REAL fun to begin

[robust cove]

me hearing "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead Or Alive distantly from the sky

[oblique spire]

[river robin]

Wired headphones are cheaper and better

if you dont buy wired for devices that can use it, you are dumb

[stone shoal]

I'm a wireless middleman myself, but I do recognize the strength of wired and occasionally just leave the charging USB in to mimic having wired headphones

[cedar lion]

wireless is more comfortable

But wired is more reliable

[final cedar]

I love tangling wires when I work out

[cedar lion]

you just plug the bastard in and voila

[stone shoal]

Wireless is really only because the wire gets caught on the wheels if you're a lazy gamer bastard with one of those RC racing chairs on wheels (like me)

[cedar lion]

Some headphones have interchangable wires

[oblique spire]

RAHHHHHHH

I SMELL COMMIES

[cedar lion]

so if it breaks

Bam

Replacable

[river robin]

use a shorter wire and put your phone in a shirt pocket dumbass.

I dont use wired on phones anyways because modern phones lack a aux port

I used to though

[robust cove]

do a barrel roll

[river zealot]

i remembe when madi was playing spt with wireless mouse

[cedar lion]

The only concern i have with wired headphones is the wire breaking

[river zealot]

and it ran out of charge as soon as a scav started shootring him

[robust cove]

mireless wouse

[cedar lion]

but with the ones i got it aint an issue

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh but here

[robust cove]

[river robin]

see, that shouldnt be a concern because the wire on most is replacable whereas bluetooth isnt nearly as easy to fix.

[stone shoal]

but also because it occasionally happens to me with the headphones

[river robin]

also, dont use rubber covered wires

[cedar lion]

also bluetooth can connect to shit you dont want it connecting to make it annoying

[stone shoal]

In the middle of something important or intense and suddenly BEEP BOOP because I need to charge the headphones

[river robin]

use tightly woven fabric ones, they are more durable.

[robust cove]

I habd bluetooth aftr eating blueberries yum

[final cedar]

wireless got a special place in my heart just because of how good active noise canceling has become

[stone shoal]

stroke ice cream

yummyu

[cedar lion]

mind showing me an example so i have a visual reference

[river robin]

yeah hold on

[cedar lion]

Okie

[robust cove]

what is boob I am visual learner btw

[cedar lion]

Ohhh those

[river robin]

much better than rubber, you can run wheels over them all day

[cedar lion]

I have a pair with that kind of wire

[robust cove]

those are best got it on my mouse from G-wolves

[cedar lion]

rubber isint durable at all

now that

[pale ingot]

i should do that to my balls...

[cedar lion]

That bitch will last

[river robin]

the ends break before the cord itself does lol

[robust cove]

mhm

[cedar lion]

Oh god dont remind me

[pale ingot]

maybe i shouldnt do that to my balls

[river robin]

and that only happens if you pull them out hard like a tard

[robust cove]

lost your balls kek

[oblique spire]

Hey uh pablo

[robust cove]

YUH

[oblique spire]

Wanna know what i like about AC-130 night ops?

THE ENEMY CANNOT FUCKING SEE YOU

[pale ingot]

what if i just glue them back on

[cedar lion]

they dont seem to tangle as much aswell ngl

[oblique spire]

but there i am

[cedar lion]

Maybe its because the thing is shorter idk

[robust cove]

but they won't connect properly, the bluetooth broke

[pale ingot]

Objection: duct tape fixes everything

[river robin]

its because they cause less friction than rubber so they slide apart more easily

when rubber tangles, its the worst

[cedar lion]

Brother is spitting facts rn

[river robin]

fabric/lanyard tangles less and when it does tangle its easier to undo

cheap headphones all use rubber

unless you know what to look for (usually old discontinued high quality headphones that are only cheap because theyre old)

you can find fucking banger headphones that are audiophile quality for $100 if you know what youre doing

[pale ingot]

ive got headphones with rubber wiring rn, they kinda stink. ive had ones with woven fabric wires, they were kinda goated

[cedar lion]

True that

[cedar lion]

See

[river robin]

Personally recommend Game ones and Game zeros by Sennheiser. They arent made anymore and last time I checked you can get an old copy for around $100 if youre lucky and they are just a modified version of sennheisers low end audiophile headphones with the inclusion of a mic. The base model theyre based off costs hundred lmao.

[oblique spire]

ok brainfart

enough war crimes for today

gn

[cedar lion]

I see

[pale ingot]

brrribidii dooop doop doppp yesssyessyess yesss skibiidi dippb skibidi dopbb skibidi w dabelu dabelu w yess yesss yesss yesss

[robust cove]

How the fuck do I find headphones that won't have the material on them just fucking sloth off after a year or so of use

[pale ingot]

dont abuse them idk

[robust cove]

gn rizzly bear

[pale ingot]

or find high quality ones

[river robin]

dont be retarded, dont get rubber, and dont abuse them. Mostly dont buy rubber coated.

[robust cove]

impossible, I make music ffs

[robust cove]

then tf am I supposed to look for, I don't see any that aren't with rubber on them

[cedar lion]

I got the HyperX alpha ones

Pretty good

[pale ingot]

shove copper wires up your ass

[cedar lion]

Also have detachable wires

[robust cove]

what would that even accomplish

[pale ingot]

storage

[river robin]

look at the pictures of the product. Often included in those pictures is a picture of the bundled wire. If its rubber coated, well, theres your answer

[robust cove]

I DON'T NEED COPPER WIRES FOR LATER

[pale ingot]

u dont sell copper wires for profit?

loser

get your money up not your funny up

[robust cove]

I have le job

[river robin]

fyi most cables are rubber coated because its cheaper

[placid sail]

p!meme

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFGkHiZwMg4

[foggy mantle]

PSA for those studying genetic diseases

Powered by reddit

[pale ingot]

steal copper wires from your workplace for extra profit

[robust cove]

already stolen

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

I knew it

Powered by reddit

[pale ingot]

wait until they fix the broken shit

[robust cove]

slightly funny

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

True that

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

there is a que

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

They truly just don’t care

Powered by reddit

[placid sail]

based

[robust cove]

where is the meme I don't get it

[placid sail]

boomer rambling

[robust cove]

literally me

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

At least four characters

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

True that

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

nice

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

My heart says yes, but my wallet says no.

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

rich people meme

L

[placid sail]

is it something about vrs

[robust cove]

obv yes

[placid sail]

wack

[robust cove]

facebook spy machine

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Stay humble

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

ahahaaaaaaaa

man I'm dead

[placid sail]

death by a thousand cringes

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

My friend made a meme

Powered by reddit

[placid sail]

I can't

[robust cove]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

It's easy to floss

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

of our cocks*

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1163745367293182042/F8Z-N_zW8AAoDhB.png?ex=6540b154&is=652e3c54&hm=ae1e5de84311cf50c70c2a82e2928895be6199ff1fceb4e03204222500d59071&

[robust cove]

pterodactyl is peak

[slender kayak]

you are clearly delusional if you dont pick iguanadon or allosaurus

[mint mist]

what the fuck is wrong with rimworld

my antichrist tamed a warg, then another oen
these 2 wargs made 3 babies, and one of the babies killed the other ones

[river robin]

rimworld is only as bad as you make it

[pale ingot]

law of the jungle, bitch

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1163858357304688710/tumblr--story--8156852.jpeg?ex=65411a8f&is=652ea58f&hm=6645f4513f771b32b435f56338a09f2b55d19f97cf0ae7a32a77a6a06c365b7e&

[robust cove]

that's a sick animation dude fr

pixel art go crazy

[pale ingot]

and now we wait for that 3 mb/s locked download speed to work its magic

[odd sail]

he activated zero friction

[graceful storm]

i smiled at this one, good one good chum (tips fedora)

[stone blade]

THATS THE GOOD SHIT

[delicate vine]

That looks good as fuck

[graceful storm]

is that American?

[stone blade]

no

@narrow lotus WHERE?!

it's over

the crackers will steal my wallet

[graceful storm]

Romanian nice

[heavy peak]

Meme roulette?

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

☠️☠️

Powered by reddit

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Middle Schoolers nowadays

Powered by reddit

[placid sail]

huh

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

"Worth it"

Powered by reddit

[placid sail]

eugh

[pale ingot]

peak romanian crackers

[heavy peak]

reddit is turning into 4chan honestly

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

PSA for those studying genetic diseases

Powered by reddit

[sage otter]

our last cock*

[robust cove]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Sartorially Oblivious

Powered by reddit

[sage otter]

1st outfit is good though

[robust cove]

fire

[placid sail]

reddit must be destroyed

[heavy peak]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

What happened to spooktober-

Powered by reddit

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Considerate

Powered by reddit

[pastel quartz]

no

p!fishs

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[heavy peak]

deadass stores already selling christmas decorations n shit

[pastel quartz]

p!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

[robust cove]

reddit has fallen, billions must make actually funny memes

[foggy mantle]

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

[pastel quartz]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, casted out a line... You caught a Common Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

[mint mist]

now it started killign random butterflies 3x of its size

[heavy peak]

#1002195305854414928 message
out

[pastel quartz]

p!rob @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

delight72 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[heavy peak]

go

there

[pastel quartz]

asshole

[robust cove]

true

[pastel quartz]

too poor to rob

[mint mist]

now hes devouring it

[pale ingot]

Dirty bulk

[robust cove]

p!trivia

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The dificulty argument is required.

Usage: p!trivia <easy | medium | hard | categories> [category]

[robust cove]

p!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

giganticpavlo

Entertainment: Board Games (HARD)

In standard Monopoly, what's the rent if you land on Park Place with no houses?

[1] $45
[2] $30
[3] $50
[4] $35

Say the number of the correct answer.

[robust cove]

2

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is $35

[robust cove]

feck

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[pastel quartz]

p!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

unwiseandmysticaltree

History (HARD)

What year was the United States Declaration of Independence signed?

[1] 1777
[2] 1774
[3] 1776
[4] 1775

Say the number of the correct answer.

[pastel quartz]

1

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is 1776

[pastel quartz]

3

i meant

3

[sage otter]

You lose, pay 35€ Pavlo

[robust cove]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transferred 🥞500 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[sage otter]

Fuck he banked it all

[pastel quartz]

p!trivia

[robust cove]

suck me weewoo

[pastel quartz]

p!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 9 minutes, 16 seconds to use this command again.

[stone blade]

they're really nice

[robust cove]

nice

[pastel quartz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, casted out a line... You caught a Common Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

[pastel quartz]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transferred 🥞819 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[pastel quartz]

p!sell all

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell 2 items for 🥞78?

Successfully sold 2 items.

[sage otter]

How are you guys so rich

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

You don't have any 🥞 to put into Pancorp Bank 🏦

[sage otter]

damn

[pastel quartz]

poor

dina

[robust cove]

POOR HAHHHAHAAAA

[pastel quartz]

p!rob {user}

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!rob <member>

[pastel quartz]

rob somone

[pale ingot]

ROMMANIIAAAAAAAA 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🥨🇷🇴 🇷🇴

[robust cove]

p!rob @sage otter

[pastel quartz]

crime is how to get rich

[foggy mantle]

Dina#0559 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[high meteor]

good high noon mentally stable discord channel

[pastel quartz]

bird brain

[robust cove]

hello user

[pastel quartz]

more like shmird shmaine

[stone blade]

SUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PULAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 💪

[sage otter]

good evening fellow mentally impaired user

[robust cove]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

giganticpavlo

In Hand

🥞0

Pancorp Bank

🥞5,762

Networth

🥞5,762

[pastel quartz]

wuga wuga

[robust cove]

[river zealot]

P!trivia hard

[pale ingot]

FUTU-TI MORTII MATII 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

memeg7837

General Knowledge (HARD)

What is the romanized Chinese word for "airplane"?

[1] Feiji
[2] Huojian
[3] Zongxian
[4] Qiche

Say the number of the correct answer.

[pastel quartz]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, casted out a line... You caught Uncommon Pancakes 🥞
You got 🥞82.

[pastel quartz]

2

[high meteor]

i will turn your bark into parchment paper

[river zealot]

1

[foggy mantle]

Correct! You won 🥞500!

[river zealot]

damn

[pastel quartz]

p!slap @high meteor

[foggy mantle]

UnWiseAndMysticalTree ( Evil ) slaps birbbraim

Powered by weeb.sh

[high meteor]

[pastel quartz]

weeb

[robust cove]

p!rob @river zealot

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[robust cove]

NOOOO

[river zealot]

get fucked

[pastel quartz]

get fucked

[sage otter]

That's what you get your romanian fuck

[river zealot]

p!rob @robust cove

[foggy mantle]

giganticpavlo doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[robust cove]

ROB HIM

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

where memes

[river zealot]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transferred 🥞500 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[pastel quartz]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Seriously

Powered by reddit

[robust cove]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

giganticpavlo

In Hand

🥞-250

Pancorp Bank

🥞5,762

Networth

🥞5,512

[sage otter]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[robust cove]

[high meteor]

memes are on other computer

[solar obsidian]

wack

[pastel quartz]

My memes

[river zealot]

p!rob @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

delight72 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[pastel quartz]

not 4 u

naughty

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

POOR

[solar obsidian]

p!bal

[foggy mantle]

delight72

In Hand

🥞0

Pancorp Bank

🥞7,418

Networth

🥞7,418

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

still poor

[heavy peak]

!lock

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[heavy peak]

We legit have a thread for these commands spam

as if yesterday that wasn't enough

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-balls-harden-sphere-meme-harden-gif-23452529

[narrow lotus]

CROCO?

[heavy peak]

!unlock

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[high meteor]

holy crap im alive

[pastel quartz]

[high meteor]

what year is it

[pale ingot]

peak crackers

[stone blade]

YES SIR

[final cedar]

what happened

[stone blade]

CROCO

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

peak snack performance

the pretzels are the best

hands down

[final cedar]

you can't call them crackers anymore bro

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

cheap , can keep your hunger down , tasty

[stone blade]

ofc

[dreamy flax]

@cerulean rose (lol7772) has been banned for reason: Hacked account, lost in the sauce

[stone blade]

man the ones with pizza

[final cedar]

noooo

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

[narrow lotus]

i remember buying a 400g bag of bacon crackers for 1.7 euros

[high meteor]

im sorry

[high meteor]

bacon crackers?

[stone blade]

real shit

[uncut obsidian]

I downloaded fl studio btw

[sage otter]

It's cheap because it's cracker bacon and not bacon crackers

[pastel quartz]

fortlite studio

[final cedar]

did he post a funny?

[robust cove]

wut

[pastel quartz]

obamna

[narrow lotus]

Tarkov PVP

[robust cove]

who tf supressed my Obama

fuck you

[uncut obsidian]

screw Bulgaria, you're going to Vladivostok

[pastel quartz]

obuma

[final cedar]

is role evasion still a bannable offense?

[pale ingot]

freddy fazbear

[uncut obsidian]

did that guy rejoin again

[mint mist]

wtf is that creatura

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-that-guy-yeah-i'm-that-guy-bruh-pig-boy-pig-gif-5799910973597544172

[high meteor]

fren <3

[final cedar]

Still a exile

[sage otter]

stay tactical in all situations

[mint mist]

its only worth 600 dolar

[pastel quartz]

johnny pork

[robust cove]

Tf2 scout gloves

[stone blade]

Good meme

[pale ingot]

finally, you can shit in your hands

[pastel quartz]

wha

handerpants

[sage otter]

ez wiping 😉

[pastel quartz]

you shit you underpants dont you

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz @robust cove @uncut obsidian @narrow lotus

[high meteor]

shit in your HUH?!

[narrow lotus]

making numbers

[pastel quartz]

you are a poopy shitter arned you

[final cedar]

Shinji came in his handerpants

[pale ingot]

i shitted in my pants (ouuouuuuu) i am for reall

never meant to make my booty shit i apologize i shit my pants

[odd sail]

russia.jpg

[stone blade]

Holy numbers

[pastel quartz]

siuuuuuuu

https://tenor.com/view/siuuu-gif-24393397

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-22044204

shut

[stone blade]

No.

[robust cove]

thefuckup

[stone blade]

no

[final cedar]

what got him found out tho? Post some nono stuff?

[odd sail]

using too many bot commands

[river zealot]

who?

[final cedar]

p!trivia hard

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

metronxp

Entertainment: Video Games (HARD)

In "Magicka", which two elements are combined to cast the spell, "Nullify"?

[1] Lightning + Shield
[2] Arcane + Shield
[3] Lightning + Life
[4] Arcane + Life

Say the number of the correct answer.

[final cedar]

2

[foggy mantle]

Correct! You won 🥞500!

[river zealot]

p!rob @final cedar

[final cedar]

p!deposit 500

[robust cove]

p!rob @final cedar

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

Successfully transferred 🥞500 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

You must wait 2 hours, 50 minutes, 28 seconds to use this command again.

[river zealot]

fucj

[pastel quartz]

it starts once more

[river zealot]

fuck you

[foggy mantle]

memeg7837

In Hand

🥞-250

Pancorp Bank

🥞500

Networth

🥞250

[pastel quartz]

the lockdown approacheth

[sage otter]

i drive

[pastel quartz]

moderation will come

[odd sail]

come hard

[pastel quartz]

its only a matter of time soon

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/220301815349116928/1125288854333698078/catto.gif

[high meteor]

millions will perish

[pastel quartz]

penis

balls

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/220301815349116928/1125288854333698078/catto.gif

[pastel quartz]

dick even

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/220301815349116928/1125288854333698078/catto.gif

[final cedar]

what locked cause of p! commands?

[sage otter]

Stop you will summon the furries

[pastel quartz]

ass perhaps

thighs...

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-3870054312860017558

[pastel quartz]

only when god forsaketh

feet

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-black-kid-gif-22716166

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-3870054312860017558

[river zealot]

shut up youre bulgarian

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/220301815349116928/1125288854333698078/catto.gif

[stone blade]

shut you're...

nvm

[pastel quartz]

being the bigger man

applaud

[narrow lotus]

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/220301815349116928/1125288854333698078/catto.gif

when we reach 10 in one reaction in unlock

whoever deleted that

ggs

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[pastel quartz]

finally

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

guys

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

shit literally became north korea

[pastel quartz]

Where was the Duty main base at ?