#🎪bruh-fart
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i mean im pretty happy, altrought there is a bunch of problems that are making me anxious as fuck
cant do anything about them
well but because of you becoming more happy and doing stuff irl you have become less active in discord
its kind of connected
I’m happy 
well but you aren't that much active in brainfart
yeah
I’d say a reasonable amount, being online all time isn’t a way to live
To be fair if I lived in turkey I would too 
Only messing
You’ll be good mate, keep chin up
living any where in the balkans gives you depression .
Just gotta deal w the cards your dealt pal
talking from experience
Just don’t give up big man, then you truly have lost, long as you keep goin then nobody can say you failed 
if i suddenly disappear from brainfart, then i probably got bombed by russians
if i suddenly disappear it means i have either died or my life has become better
Honestly, the point where life gets busy to where you cannot really have free time is a bit terrifying to me
if i suddenly disappe
well that's kind of what's happening to me
brainshart
Like by next year I’ll be finished with uni
it’s crazy when I look back at a kid who used to spend hours playing Fortnite shouting naughty words at random people to someone who’s studying for a degree for their future 
I mean if you think that way then it won’t be
you can find university graduates as cashiers all over Turkey
it kinda feels pointless
like i win a good uni
then what
Because graduating university isn’t enough pal
will i be able to find a job
You need to have the right character
You don’t understand, brainfart is where people go to pretend to be happy.
both
degree might help you, but knowing people is what will get you a job
And if you think believe it’s all for nothing then it will be all for nothing, that’s why ya gotta stay positive, there’s a lot more opportunities that open after university, it up to you to make it real 
well i certainly know people
Why I started networking at 18 
not a government person
but still i know people
corruption will bring us a good life insallah
I don’t want to work 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week, coming home to only maybe 2 hours of free time once chores are done, just to retire at 60 and be too old to do anything fun I wanted to do.
That’s not living. That’s just being.
You can fuck right off.
So just as a heads up what do you do?
Brainfart do I either play:
A. War Thunder

B. GAMMA 
C. Warno RAHHHHHH 🦅 🇺🇸
Suicide by 30 probably
serious talking rn
B
And am i not allowed to ask a question
B
B
Gamma gaming it is
Ryry do you work? I’m confused since you need like money 
what makes me more sad is i'm this sad and feel hopeless at 18
I know
being this young and this hopeless just makes me more sad and hopeless
its a paradox
I just graduated from university and I feel useless.
How come, job offers no graduate roles etc?
I can’t keep having this convo it’s getting to me
Alr, might be worth going seeing someone then lad, always here if you need tho 👌
How much ibuprofen we talkin 
My nan give me some of her strong cocodamol once 
I was gone for a few hours 
I can’t remember why i know I did somet and it was tagging me
man i don't like talking about this
but my mom used to use some pills
that were just drugs
and they were really strong
and technically according to the government she's insane
that's how bad things were sometimes to her
i think thats most moms tbh, my mom also did that.
everytime i see a vss, i'm reminded we can't have them in the US and my day is ruined

And hang on what the fuck
As i was looting a freedomer, ANOTHER ONE SNUCK UP BEHIND ME?
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THE AI SNEAK?
yeah the little shits do that
I had that happen to me while I was outside the bandit camp at a camp fire. Heard a small amout of rustling, so I pulled out my gun, then I got absolutly BEAMED before any of them started their shouting
why do it legally
when you know a guy
Oh and question, Why is it illegal in the US?
russian import ban
so getting one is hard
if you find a russian gun
then it will be really expensive
...you're right!
Who cares about those laws anyway, it's a restriction of our 2nd amendment right, and is therefore null and void thanks to Marbury V Madison
I REFUSE to use anything close to the L85, simply because I don't want to besmirch my honor as a gun connoisseur
L96? Hell yeah. L85? I'd rather die.
real
One of the best snipers in the world and the only gun worth it's salt to come out of Britian
That and the Luty machine gun
Kitty!
Cheetas are actually good lads
They don't see humans as food, so they're chill
Don't mess with them, and don't overreact, and cheetahs are the least of your concern in the Savanna
Also don't bogart the cheetos
Real recognizes real
Find it funny that one of the best snipers in the world, was made by a company that started out in a shed lmfao
I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH
Explained this to one of my friends just the other day with my other gun loving buddy and it's always a laugh
3 guys in a shed built something that still holds up in modern combat decades later, while the british army and even H&K tried to make the L85 work for YEARS to almost no avail
Was about to post that one too
real
Where's the submod that replaces the tarkov voices for mercs with HL1 grunt voices
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
I like the one where they make advances toward him
man i love these
Also, I didn't know you couldn't say the G word here. That's interesting
Okay now I actually really want a mod that replaces all the Merc voices with grunts, and Ecologists with scientists
Would be an instant download
I'm not gonna ask why you have so many HL memes, cause they're awesome, but boy howdy do you have a lot of them
I have many things
All mine are on my phone, but I have a few on here
Oh wait I have one more
Or sell it and kill mono to hopefully get something even better
Do you have the parts?
I've got GAMMA economy turned off so i can probably just buy the parts
Hmm...
I'd say go for it, just to have a VSS
Only thing i dislike about GAMMA is the economy
So i just turn that off every time
bet
What happens when you turn off economy?
You can buy guns and shit from traders again
Ooooooh
I might do that for my Merc run just cause...ya know...it would make sense for mercs to be able to buy stuff
Actually yeah, you'd think mercs and bandits and monolith could buy and sell guns within their own faction
It would make sense for any organized faction to have a trader
And military
Military because, duh, they're the army, and the others because why would they care what the UN says
I've been doing good looting with Duty. The intent is to finish all the story lines so I can have access to Sin and ISG, then do a Merc run because
Greh, renegade and ISG in the faction select
boom
I just posted that you goofus
you can get em
fuck wrong discord
DOOFUS
I want a set of NVG SO BAD. I would do NASTY things for a pair of White Phosperous Quad Nods
i'm gonna go commit whirlygig-dick
yeah pretty much
I've been hunting for a pair for a decent price forever so I can go on night walks and shit
Bro stole the meme and posted it in the same channel LMAO
I know it's gonna be a while before that happens for me, but, I do have a 3D printer, and I could make some chepo homemade pair
my iq is about as high as an L85's chances of not jamming after 2 rounds in perfect conditions
I did NOT expect the sudden music cut by death, that was hysterical
You. You're funny. You are forgiven.
yippee
Jesus christ it costs so fucking much to repair the VSS
need an advanced repair kit and a bunch of other shit
ADVANCED?
yep
Bro, that should not need an advanced. Maybe army rifle at most, but advanced?
The AS Val has better mag capacity, and as far as I know, that one takes Army Rifle
All of the rifles that I've found that I've wanted to use have needed advanced
And ofc the duty mechanic doesn't sell ANY parts for the VSS
Guess I'll just hold onto it until i find an advanced
I have an M249 that I'm waiting to get Expert tools for
I want to feel that power
I fixed one and gave it to my exosuit companion
He is actually useful now, other than hauling shit
Anyways, time to go all the way down to great swamps to actually start the questline
Protip
Dew it
Don't bother with the ecolongist's explorers questline
Shit sucks and isn't worth it
I hate the new fast travel system, regardless of how realistic it is. Makes getting down to places like the Great Swamps feel like a whole ass LOTR trip
too late 
Other than the guy at Yantar, that gave me an upgraded suit cooler, every other scientist that I've helped has given me only 5000 bux
Ah yes let me kill every monolith in prypyat to get these shiny rocks for the nerd who will give me fifty dollars
Well worth it
Tbh going to swamps after early game is such a fucking chore.
Especially when your base is in rostok
And the final reward? ||A fluff item and 50000 bux, or an artifact that is kinda useful but not really, and degrades over time||
🫵 😠
I like the Military missions. They actually give you some pretty cool stuff
50k roubles aint too bad
Yeah the military ones for the documents are good
Yes 
You will spend triple that over the course of just getting the artifacts for the nerds in the first place
In meds, ammo, and repair kits
👉 😶
Anyway I got a really solid SMG from the military commander for finding the documents in X19
This is the man that my Dutyier "Sdalger" aspires to be
Straight out of Half Life Alyx
😠 👍
This run is on hold until pc parts come back. But good news, my mobo, new case and m.2 come in tommorrow
real
😰
Weakest Duty solider vs Strongest Freedom Fighter
Freedom, watch out
Its gonna be rebuild time this week. Anyone have experience with EVGAs RMA process?
@heavy peak
s5yn3t is AFK right now
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@odd sail hi
Also, patches
🫵 😠 > 👉 😠 > 💋
😮

😏
Where.
Over there
"The Meat Flute Incident; Rostok, Circa November 19th, 2018"
I mean where did you get them?
😠
Halo Cat Slander Moment
It's over
This song gives me exorbant amounts of nostolgia. Over at my cousin's house, playing Reach or ODST on the Xbox 360 doing Split Screen on a Saturday...ah man...
It's a sniper, what are you gunna need more than ten bullets a mag for
My assault rifle only has twenty
I SAID THAT EARLIER
you said 20
My pistol only has nine
didn't you
I said the AS Val has 20
oh
Not the VSS Vintorez

@tranquil cedar You made me sad. There is only the Campaign left...Only I can finish the fight...
Shhhhhh...let me romanticize my nostalgia and feelings of getting older...it's all I have...
Ahh, Halo.
Stroke marine is here
Still going strong
Noice
I need to find out how to take screenshots in Gamma, cause I wanna show my collection
Average visit to India
wtf kinda artifact even is that
It's blue and looks like you stuck a few frozen water droplets together
If I'm remembering correctly
Man halo in general is nostalgic. I went through the grind of getting recon in halo 3. 4+ hours of firefight for one achivement.
Only for them to give recon for free in the next game. 
I need to get 3, ODST, and Reach for my 360, just so I can preserve that for my children
you in borderless?
Because how i do it is, alt tab and have the game still visible
I still have the master chief helmet game holder they sold and the metal case version of odst
Gotcha, that's smart
Or, even if not in borderless
Sneak attack incoming
win+shift+s should work
Thx
Going fast...even in death...
This Hexadecahedron over here has Discord Nitro 
AIEEEEY MILA-
Foap

Bro needs to address his fit, he looks like Hitler's kid born in Brazil
Hitler born in 2000
Hitler got Isekaied into a twink wtf
its so over
"kell the wiets!" 🤓
!0days
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Twitler
I respect it
I love AI so much
Me when the function has my extremely obscure music tastes
Do you want Lovecraftian horrors? Because this is how you get Lovecraftian horrors.
Here he comes now
I am convinced Octopi/Cuddlefish are aliens, but I accept them nonetheless
He eepy and neeby to sleeby
Little guy needs his slumbers
Like, there's no way these things evolved from what was here on earth. I bet a meteor or something hit millions of years ago carrying some small multicellualr life that would later become these guys
hi
Where'd you buy these
Not mine
fakeposter
Etsy is full of them. Just search stalker patches.
Been meaning to get a Renegade patch
I've got the money, but I need a jacket to sew it onto. All I've got is my work coat and a jacket I've had since high school, but I use that for normal social events
(IN GAMMA)
Akm because bigger boolet
Stupid Superpower: You get a quarter for every time you say the gamer word
CoD players:
Shit man I've been doing it for free for years
You seen Ivan, when you hold gun like this you shoot moar accurately because fear of hitting fingers
I need that image of that PTSD soldier to show up every other meme
lmao
I just looked it up, you can buy some on amazon
The finest Vietnamese cuisine
I love Gamer Word people who do stupid gun stuff with loaded magazines. It's so funny.
Who would last longer? A chinese steel worker, or a perfectly healthy hamster?
Let us drive to china, lads
AI is a good thing
Where's that video of the many different people messing with the buildings in China and wathcing them just crumble under little to no pressure?
alright
if i buy these will they get across customs 
etsy vog-25's
Tell them it's a replica 
i am going to fill it with the good stuff and come back 
Man, they packed my Blizzard with so many Cookie Dough bites I'm practically eating a cookie instead of ice cream
thats way better than it has any right being
Rust player moment
Zero gun saftey in this video, check it out
AI is a good thing
I LOVE THIS VIDEO! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT WITHOUT ENDING UP ON A WATCH LIST!
@odd sail hi
you fuckers know i'm right btw
this is youtube comment tier
IT'LL FIT
Get a warthog into the door that locks on silent cartographer
Drive it down the hallway to where chief kicks a rock off the ledge
Park it right where chief spawns in the cutscene
Scene triggers
It kills chief and the scene continues as normal
but it fit
classic in engine cutscene jankery
I like to think the Undertaker is the furry in this meme
something InfernoPlus used very well in Cursed Halo's custom cutscenes
The game will spawn an NPC chief for the cutscences, and usually teleport the player character somewhere nearby, off-screen
This doesn't mean the player character is invincible during the scene, however
In Keyes, when you get to the captain to punch him in the face, it teleports the player under the platform where he is, and you can still be attacked by the floor while it plays
I've died before to it
ily

Entire Shrek Movie moment
banned
facts
Cheif A-posing menecingly in the distance watching someone who looks exactly like him act out a scene before he gets teleported back as if nothing happened

passenger side marine is my fucking main man
Did you know that marines in halo 1 can actually drive the warthog
But it's disabled because they're so fucking bad at it
somewhere buried on one of my drives I saved a 4mb gif of the entirety of shrek horrible compressed in 54x54
isnt that the AI model that InfernoPlus based the insane reworking he did to make driver AI in Cursed Halo for the 5 stage Halo Kart Grand Prix he added to the campaign?
I think there's a version like that in GIFS if you look up entire shrek movie
Pretty much
He wasn't lying
figured as much
Endless hoards of Touhou...My God...
yeah he wasnt lying when he said the driver ai in halo CE sucks BALLS and it's a damn miracle he managed to get it to function even BBARELY
There's some damn good mods on the MCC workshop, like Ruby's Rebalanced, that really improves the marine AI
And let's them drive properly
AotCR is super good in it
btw that aint tohou. its even worse.
it's FATE
Since the marines can get the warthog while you drive the tonk
@tranquil cedar Have you seen that one video where an Elite bodies a Warthog making it flip, but the marine on the gun keep firing while upside down and kills the elite?
like i said. it's worse. it's a fucking ancient FATE meme that resurfaces every christmas of Nero (apparently. idk jack shit about FATE because i think its garbage but ive been told it's Nero) but really chibi singing a scuffed japanese version of Jingle Bells. https://youtu.be/efdN69QscAg
Wish I had it on hand, but it's epic
I've seen those creatures before, but I refuse to learn their lore
Lies, not all the cheese is shown
i love him. how much for five?
damn they nerfed both versions 
Shoot Grunts. Punch Grunts. Run Grunts over. Throw grenades at Grunts. Use the Gravity Hammer on Grunts.
Discord didn't like Users Terabyte boming I guess, buncha losers
honestly i refuse to consume any FATE related media firsthand. everything i've seen has been aggressively mid outside of animation quality, and from what i DO know about it it's origins are an ancient series of adult-only visual novels made by the Melty Blood/Tsukihime studio.
which, from what i know of Tsukihime, uhhh, yeah no.
Adult Only
Oh hell no.
yeah. apparently it's actually story based but yeah there's smex
lotta smex.
I can never grow tired of this specific monkey meme
Gets me every time
why women who are really short shouldnt be looking for guys who are 6+ feet tall, article 1:
you will never be taken seriously.
ever.
LESSON 1: if you are a woman and dating a man who is large enough to throw you with one hand, you should be very careful if you decide to rough house with your BF. be prepared for things to go wrong and it end poorly.
short women with really big BFs tryna roughouse is fixing to look like this meme:
LESSON 2: If you decide to date a nerd or someone smart, don't pick fights based of something you only know a little bit about, but they know everything about. You will be talked down to after you try prove your point, and he WILL be right. You're just putting strain on the relationship.
THAT TOO
LESSON 3: if you decide to date a guy with autism, and he evidently really likes something, meaning it's his current hyperfixation or even long term hobby, DO NOT TRY AND GET HIM TO STOP DOING THAT THING, YOU'RE A CUNT IF YOU DO. (and it also puts hella strain on the relationship, will cause COPIOUS fights, and you will ruin your relationship and he will also hate you.)
Very true
nothing makes me want to commit violent crime more than when i see women who go into a relationship KNOWING their BF likes a thing and it's his big hobby, and then get bitchy when he does that thing a lot, or even WORSE, tries to make him stop doing that hobby. if you are a woman and you do that, fuck you. genuinely.
you cant "fix" people. fuck you for trying.
average PLA male
LESSON 4: Men buy expensive things that they think are fun(i.e. Video games, consoles, guns, camping equipment, car stuff, etc.), and so long as they are not wasting money or putting a strain on your finances, LET THEM DO SO. At this point, he has probably spent 1000's on you and your stuff, so let him get that couple hundred dollar thing he want's every now and again. Better yet, get it for him and make his day, better yet, his YEAR.
that's lesson 4 btw
but yes. 100%
there
dude probably spends thousands on you by the time you're living with him. he isnt even obligated to let you live with him or buy you anything in general. it's also HIS money.
ending up with zero bitches regardless
Hello
hydro
Yes
my man
My man

yo hydro. any sage wisdom to add to the repository of advice for women dating men from men who hate dumb shit women do?
Bitches be gettin mad that a dude likes something and tries to "fix" him.
Like mf, the only time you should be trying to "fix" someone is if they want that change too 
bitches be getting mad that a dude likes something and tries to "fix" him when the only thing they should be fixing is their fucking judgmental cunt ass
Real
hot take i know
Bitches be gettin mad
And that's all the need be said
HOES MAD
I mean if it’s putting strain onto the person that mentioning then I can see that as reasonable
Yes indeed, I made sure to put that little nugget on my advice
Time to carpet bomb a town in warno
WACO 2: Electric Boogaloo
Also lesson whatever we are on, the woman will always be right until she apologised when she wakes up at 3 in the morning
Women argue, they don't debate. Tell them they're right, then wait for them to tell themselves their wrong
I mean yeah. If its a genuine problem then you should try and help them. But just because someone likes something that you don't doesn't mean you get to try and make them stop. That makes your partner resent you.
*it makes people in general resent you
Yeah
Hyena 
no quicker way in a social relationship to make a person fucking despise you without doing anything blatantly evil than trying to make them change something because you dont like it but they do.
I suppose it depends on what it is, personally I believe in a relationship you are allowed a opinion on anything, like I don’t like that my gf would drink 2 pints of cocktails in 10 mins, which is completely unnecessary and overboard for any realm of sanity
Just because you are romantically involved, doesn't mean you have more control over them.
...unless they let you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wiser words were never spoken

Why you
Why you
Well yeah. If they have a genuine problem like an addiction then you should help them
or unless you force it 
No. No. No. No.
if i were her i'd immediately pass out lmao
Yeah, she got a bit pissy at first but realised it was a bit overboard
What? 
People just need stop sugar coating some shit imo, a lot of arguments can be solved by just speaking directly
wait until she says the classic "drinking is not the problem here" 
and 
If your gonna comment on something atleast have the balls to speak your mind truthfully about it

i been trying to fix my gf (now ex) addiction to ig and twitter for 7 years. she always says "no twitter is not the problem" 
Imagine ever being in a relationship 
You always gotta find a way to get them to admit that they have a problem.
That's always the hardest problem with helping someone's addiction
Works either way 
she disabled her IG acc but then enable it again a year later.
Unfortunately some people are just too far gone to be helped, you won’t help someone who isn’t willing to help themself
i've given up on her 
she doesnt want my help anymore
whats the point of helping someone who doesnt need helping
Sadly
Agreed
Like with my dad and his drug issues, I’ve stopped trying to help him, he does fuck all about it 🤷♂️ his fault for taking the drugs in the first place
Completely deserved
TRUE
Golf is fun 
What are you? Middle aged?
drugs problem is incredibly hard to overcome bcs it literally rewires your brain
Most addictions too
I've made oven roasted chicken legs that look like this
Still I don’t sympathise with him, nobody forced him to take them it was his own doing
This is you the second you start thinking that golf is fun.
The only people my age who don’t like golf are just mad they haven’t got a good swing

His age: 45 years old
Have you considered that they're just not boring? 
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Song is unironically great
Real

sex with your ps5 asmr:
don’t see how Tbf, clubhouses are mint, hang with frends, drive carts and relax 
I listen to Sabaton and Phonk
Sabaton is holy based
Based music taste
Thank you
STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR 🗣️
I've stopped listening to sabaton and replaced them with breaking benjamin for some reason
WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER 🔥
Alright, favorite Sabaton Song, go. The Last Stand is allowed
Unkillable soldier 
That's so fuckin hard
Or resist and bite
I need to look at my playlist rq
boy milk is delicious
The Red Baron or Attack of the Dead men are some of my personal favorites
In fact resist and bite it is
I genuinely can't pick one 
I can give a top 3
Do it
@inland jackal An excellect selection
Ty
Also rorkes drift is pretty high up on the list considering I’m a brit 
The last battle goes hard too.
(Not to be confused with the last stand)
"Jarvis, pull up the Travis Scott Roach Batman image"
Brainfart sabaton concert meet-up when?!?! 
I'm hoping for the day they come to Australia again
Can’t help it mate it’s in me blood 
My blood is nothing but cholesterol
My blood is nothing but leaking out of my nose 
scientists to this day still ponder where his eyepatch attaches to
Aww, poor baby. You have an issue with low humity?
Yeah. Ver sadge
hiiii
jeff the kisser
Sucks, especially cause you live in Australia which is almost as hot as it is here 

Wuhan China, 2019
everyone saw this icon floating on wuhan and did nothing
Real photo of the beginning of COVID
WE ALL HAD THE SAME THOUGHT HAHA
yeah nah
Proof we are in the matrix
We are just part of a game of plague inc
That's why the sky was nothing but red in Australia. Totally wasn't the fires or anything

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Man stfu you fuckin—
To the discord staff there should be a federal investigation into various members of the brainfart chat for various crimes

My wife watching me about to drop the Bush 9/11 conspiracy on the young couple at the fancy resturant after my 4th bottle of Pinot Noir
discord staff isn't monitoring this chat because there are no potential minor targets for grooming
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Chat
English wife’s preparing after the player that scored against their team isn’t English
Llama.
chat
englishman's wife when there is a non white person on the england team and they didn't win the match
What game? I wish to acquire.
Real
they are our players so we are racist to them, but we don’t let any other country be racist to them 
The last thing English wives see when a non-english speaking country scores a point in a high stakes game
Llama.
Warno
chat its time to carpet bomb
Why did all that take me so long to get? 
Smol brain
Or too much blood loss from nose
Probs both
How I got through highschool
Literally me
@copper token is this actually how it’s like
And that's why I chose nothing but tech subjects and history
Our football is almost more culty than your football, and usually causes more violence
What
Mate we literally have a group in our team named after the fact they carry Stanley knives
My home 
show in action
hi madi
@dreamy flax welcome to Schizophrenic Headquarters, how can I assist you today?
hiiiiii
Oh great, another dumbass seeking assistance. What the hell do you want, you pathetic excuse for a human being? Spit it out, but make it quick. I don't have all fucking day.
dumb response
wyd
Haha. Dumb bot 
waiitng for the next class
:bals:
You know the cult followings that soccer/futball players get? Well over here in the good ol' US of A, some of us spend 100's of dollars and hours to watch these games, either at home or at the stadiums, and they are some of the most energy filled event that go on. Plus, being a fan of a team in a place where that team is considered the arch nemisis is a one way ticket to pound town
🥯

The balls harden
Oh? 👀
you after i kick you in the balls
Le balls?
Le big black balls?
god I remember this thing
What did they taste like?
i was playing doom 2016 yesterday

Weren’t they filled with candy or something?
Sticky and gummy
I'll try to get some footage of the bombs actually destroying shit too @copper token
Uhh no
Thank you. It reminds me of the good ol days...
👁️👁️
This kid ate paste, guarantied.
Have you seen the atmospheres in Europe compared 
NO! DID YOU EAT CRAYONS TOO??
is that Garand Cock?
No
yes
I said “bit”
I have, we aren't that much worse, but also not that much better
A bit of eating things that shouldn't be eaten is still a lot lol
I’ve never seen you lot throwing fireworks and fighting with the police 
Well, we do that, just not after football lmao
Garand Thumb but you get your cock stuck in the action instead of your thumb
We do what we have to alright?
Fair enough.
Everyone’s not going to understand your actions sometimes
Something’s just have to be done for the better
"Garand Cock? That's kinda funny"
Realization

They’ll realize this later on
Fair, one thing I’ll give yous in the numbers and the music, but I can’t lie esp your soccer fans the chants they have are just cringe
who wants a kiss
Why is your meme moving? 
Like ur emoji?
N*tro
Half of them are just like shitty ripped off English ones that somehow sound 10x worse
although half of ours are calling the players pedophiles so 
Hello everynyan
Yeah, the chants are basic. I love the one video that shows the 3 stages of the dick inflatable in the stands
You see. I have no life and spend money on this app.
cringe
I can’t remember which team that was Tbf
I spend money, but that's just cause I keep forgetting to cancel it
Omg ba3? 🧚♀️ ¡UwU¡ 👁️👁️🍆 🐱 🥰🫣🥵👻😽😻
👁️👃🏻👁️
I just found a horrid gif in gifs
Stop hiding llama
An L L Ama
Why did bro have vertex warping?
Mind was that boggled
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK
I love civilian caualties ❤️
but do civilian casualties love you back?
Wanna see something even cooler then an Ardvark carpet bombing with 48 MK 81s?
YES.
First day, new job
Oh man, I wonder what H. P. Lovecraft's cat's name was, lemme look it up! 
Big boy containers
Liminal space workplace
Enjoy mr battery 
yeah i wonder why he called it a man
weird name choice
Batman begins scene
But then you can't carpet bomb villages
which day you taking
well, my next avaliable date is the 20th, so I might have to squeeze it in there
aye, you'll need someone to ya know
clean up afterwards
Repaint the ceiling after my paint job, yeah
Guys
We’re having fun in #╟❓general-offtopic if anyone wants to join
@copper token you’re invited too
I return later with more wisdom
Panzer of the lake moment
I was going to self immolate on a mountain peak but
Get you’re fucking ass in there right now
I won’t say it again
Yes sir
A good way to go
why not try: a rainforest
someplace with predominantly wooden houses
Any government owned building
Join in Lobby (EN) for making share listen of the music
Ham, that is just arson, not self-immolate
add music with p!play cmd
i'm gonna tear you a new one
pull up
kys
Speech bubble is under your name
speech bubble is under your message
It's me
under your name first, overruled
MICHAELLLL
HELP MEEEEEE
oh that was you
I thought it was part of the song at first
you are now banned from kisses
well well well
look how the tables turned
I'm table
partners for life
Meth gaming
partners for wood
incomplete screenshot
you cannot do that to table so table superior
last day at school

the table threw back
average chitown gathering
man my spotify was palying for last 6 hours but the sound was off
@odd sail
meth gaming
men moment
Carpet bombing soviet villages

moment
real


