#๐ชbruh-fart
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titanfall 2 = TF2
long time no see, eh Gumbito?
almost no bots on most servers from what I noticed
cant believe this wasnt a patreon release
I love how I already have that as a favorite on my gifs
That's the shittiest weekly ever, that gun sucks farts
no
u just have skill sisue
We need buff engy skin
id take team fortress over overgay 2 any day of the week
Peak of masculinity
man i swear dcs devs are more greedy than paradox interactive
we already have fat engi cosmetics in tf2
now we need buff engi
what game is that
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
dcs world
e?
mans hasn't used the grach I see
man 55 dollars for a single plane
Back in my day tik tok was a shitty Kesha song
dcs at least gives you the base game for free
Suprirsed at the fact we don't have a battlebit channel in the server
not me having spent an incalculable amount of money on just destiny dlc over the years
Nowadays we got buff tf2 characters
i used to
@amber marsh there was oen arleady
the last time i spoke about joji's tick tock i actually made this exact remark
and sang it almost word for word verbatim from memory
was a terrible disease i had to fight off, same as tarkov
never thought I'm gonna hear engi scream like a cat in heat, but here we are
Lol
It's brainfart
loaf
this cat is
it's actually quite nice from my experience
this cat is j
it is? 
no it is
@placid sail and blame Australian girl who keeps sending me such memes
DON'T TALK TO CHILDREN, THEY'LL BURN YOUR BRAINS!!!
bloody australians
p!meme warcrimes now
True, she almost made me convince to emigrate there
P!cat
p!meme I said give me warcrimes, or I will take skynet's booze away
All of my Chinese classmates are more talented than me itโs over
wow
eat, my child.
Little cat big food
Amazing
p!dog
p!cat
it sounds like its inside of yoru body devouring your organs
p!meme
p!cat
p!walrus
p!cat
p!meme
haha
p!cat
p!cat
p!possum
holy fvck... thesek ittens are so cut e
what the fuck is that thing
p!meme
I am taking skynet's booze away
excuse me moderators but i did not slur, i spoke rather clearly
They're afraid
Because it works
Our roads are empty when I go home from night shift
p!meme
p!vagen
I think the VA for Halsin is beside me
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Yeah I got Dave Jones right next to me
p!meme one meme that is not rancid please
it's a trap
Does it mute you 
Which bot is it 
can someone that's not me try "p!boobs"
yes
@here
p!bะพะพbs
now pay up
@ everyone
p!tank
Please go back to dark side of internet calked webtoon

p!enis
You thought that command was available, you bastard
no i just used secret power word: forward slash escape character
try it, type \ and then @everyone
Man I need more kvas
I won't fall in your trap, that command is disabled anyway

Okay you're telling the truth, I'll give you that
@grizzled meadow
What are some funny commands?
I only have
P!cat
@grizzled meadow
Nice one
@steel mulch
Did it get nuked?
idjkkk
What happened?
i bet none of you can type this: *****
ughhhhhh
You're confusing skynet for my mother Russia
Brainfart the 13th
?
||I know how to spoiler text||
||I wish I knew how to do that :(||
guys theres this new insane runescape feature
when u type ur password in chat it says stars
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*****
what nota
palco
stop dying
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******
bro be irl dying and here we are laughing at him
****
/me hello
Lol
hello
wwaaaaaa
Skynet runs on electricity and gas, we russians run on alcohol
๐ซก
I was unable to read anything from that image...
dumb ass bot
Ukrosh, what are you trying to do
I was unable to read anything from that image...
bruh
bot is blind
i cannot kiss i cannot shake
No horny for you ivan_5kov 
can we get a grok ping to see when we're getting this in gamma
Stop with boy kisser memes and get some gf
It actually exists as some Stalker mod
holy shit
so it is possible....
its 5 am
You can put any attachment to a gun thanks to that mod
Totally rebuilding an ak
god if only some saintly modder would come through and fix all of the attachments
Alo
At 6am I end at working
not gey
ah good
but hello..
No horny for you ivan_5kov 
Stop being horny Ivan
hey ivan can you type *********
Please get some bitches Ivan
I can type [REDACTED]
square bracket mixed with curly bracket. wtf.
ivan_5kov, you got a ๐ช from memeg7837
Reason: not dying to sanitar
(๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง ๐ช
fingers type faster than brain
God bless we escaped sanitar from that one raid

wtf broncos
not patriots????????????????
no steelers???????????????????????????????????????
Titanfall match done
not even cowboys.............
How y'all been
noobz: wrecked?
I should visit Afghanistan with my orhtodox cross
did you use the CAR
It was frontier defense lol
what if
oh wtf
Car ? Isn't that discount Canadian M16
irl ye
in titangame 2 the CAR is the best weapon in the game
@stone blade
Now he has typical twitter user pfp
every single match i would place #1 thanks to using the CAR
Bro wtf
YOU ARE UKRAINIAN NOW BROTHER
average american's profile picture on any social media
nu nahui blyad debil
CAR is kinda busted but I main the R101
YOU GOTTA MAKE BORSH NOW
(we care more about other countries than our own)
based
the alternator is good too
what did ivan mean by this
I don't play gae games like Titanfall man
Only based games from eastern Europe
Nothing
can you type it with a forward slash \ before it
shhh
what the fuck did you mean fucker
titanfall 1 was gae but titanfall 2 is based
ะะฑะฐัั?
do not fuck the food
nothing 
ew CAR users
hi catboy

whatever nerd
I'm a car guy
I own Ford focus mk1
u probably use the kraber sweatlord
we're pushing it to the limit
wipe the freaking grease out of your neck folds btw
I would rather use old AK than use Canadian Car
bro is a dj now
i only use punch 
it's joever
Here where I live we have some DJ Krtek
idk any bulgarian djs
Funniest DJ name I met
holy fvck... based.
Hi ivan
i never even thought of just using my hands..
He's Czech
hi catboy
Hi catboy
silly
Dj Blyatman is good one as well
He's Slovakian
He does clips with russian hardbass bands
happy friday the 13th
I hope all Americans Will experience real the 13th aka Texas
dj kukur
Dj Kurwa best polish dj

Boy kisser meme
darkness kisser
jeff the kisser fox
Just get used to their Furry propaganda
alo ivan
โค๏ธ
idi nahui podla
Cuz if you say too harsh words you'll get punished
Alooo
ebanyi v rot blyad
aloo โค๏ธ
chto
ivan lore
Since when ัั is d
hehe ะถะพะฟะฐ
so real so real
LMAO
I drink Semtex instead
confirmed
its over
Semtex best Slavic energy drink
ok fam
not enough lab chemicals
monster is monster
holy shit
that is the truth
is semtex like anthrax or what?
yeah
LABS!? 
it's anthrax but spread by semen
This Semtex
nahhh bro this shit looks like motor oil
as if energy drinks aren't made in the same plant as motor oil
looks like a straight up worse version of monster
I'd drink it
actually havent seen it here before
Semtex is originaly explosive like c4 made in Czechoslovakia I think
cancer speedrun any% NMG
Try Czech cheese, they smelly af like French
smegma cheese works?
I tried olomoucky tvaruzek and it smelled worse than sock after running
is that a type of cheese
sharks are real cute
that name still sounds like a country in a fantasy universe
awesome
there should be like a d&d race that's just straight up cheese
tiefling

hehe
that looks tasty and disgusting at the same time
which is something I say about every sweet
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this is a cool vid
let me know what you guys think
I don't think it is
nvm i dont want to hear what you guys think actually
I thought fanta was pretty
good
it's the knock off of fanta
its the fanta brand line of energy drinks
fanta energy drink sounds like ass
mtn dew did it and it was ass
yeah mountain dew kinda sucks
mtn dew is ass already
maybe I just don't like sour things tho
mtn dew isnt sour by design its just fucking sugar flooding your mouth
my tongue tastes like it's actively growing a yeast colony after the first sip
leaves that nasty gooey residue
from the acid
i dunno it's not horrible I genuinely just don't like sour drinks
or food
or anything sour
mountain dew is the blood of gamers
im not a gamer, i take too many showers
yes
and drink too much water
then why are u here
prolly why gamers are always so sour
are you saying only gamers are allowed to game?
i could get you banned budyy... for discrimination.
girl boss

discrimination is the default energy of gamers
default mode is set to racist/nationalist
That's just short for Czech Republic
while i know what it means, the name "Czechia" in english still sounds like a fantasy kingdom
something about the sudden -ia at the end
is like Narnia
that would imply that every country with ia at the end sounds like a fantasy place
romania
It used to be fantasy kingdom back in 1400s
Narnia was taken in czechia
can't say nigeria without the -ia so maybe i'm just wrong
Nuh uh
Britannia
in some countries it's just Niger
so
Real fantasy kingdom is Kosovo
ia
hungaria
๐
that one is fantasy
why they called hungarian
cause all of em actually live on our land
what does that make slovakia
fuck it im moving to gameria
wait i cant
quinn will stop me
he is literally him
huh?
man the discord ai is wildin. it told me it is a traditional norwegian sweaty athlete that sells sweaty underwear. And now its denying it
reincarnate
Turns out shit I've been doing for like two weeks for my engineering project was basically waste effort
Lovely
it was just informing you of something that it definitely does not have
engineering 101
was it at least better than coming up with a new pizza
like i did in that fucking class
fuck engineering i moved to cybersecurity and now i learn USEFUL things
What new pizza did you come up with
i dont remember what was on it but it was called the kitchen sink
i had to price everything out and shit'
mayonaise and peas, with olives
was so not engineering related imo
was more like some kind of financial education like economics or something
like bitch!!! im not an accountant!!!

To be fair you have to know costs and stuff if you do civil engineering
@oblique spire
ye maybe thats why, cuz it was at community college where they offer a single engineering "transfer degree"
i was aerospace
i got to hold the one on the bottom left IRL
not an AK
but i got to hold it irl
weird how the bolt just pulls back and leaves the whole ass top of the receiver open
too spooky
i shitted my pant
u need a new dipey
;(
svd ak
mother. i regret to inform you i have shitted my pant.
Saved 
What? The Czech 58?
The what now delight
the svd kalashnikov
erm
the sniper ak
yas
the long range kalashnikov not 47

actually no
Nour
right now? Probably yes
they use ak74
man i wish this was translatable to english
and ak47 is very rare, the modernized akm rifle is the most common across the world
Imagine if they sold the 74s off to africa and the middle east, now putting the 47 and sks back into service for "training use" 
i don't care if its bait, i saw an opportunity to let out my autistic knowledge about guns
I've sent that meme to the channel with professional boolet throwers, and instead of keks got the brick-faced "those are not aks"
why everyone in mordor so serious and depressed
its not bait if its informative and educational 
Oh Christmas tree
if i see chance to talk about guns by god i will use it
fair enough, i'm also autistic and needed to ensure my reputation was not tarnished after saying the russian military uses the ak 47
so you like guns? name all of them
ok what is your opinion on bullpups
i mean they are alright like
some of em
famas is kinda cool, aug is based
tavor is nice too
he forgot one
If I see the chance to be autistic to prove people like me shouldbe seperated from general societyโs

oh my lord bruh i said the G in LGBT and the bot thought i was saying a slur
the one i made in my back shed
i wish tavor was in more games
to be fair i was using it in a derogatory context
i call it the real estate devaluer
what would you say is bottom right?
I love the tavor in sandstorm. goated gun
ok, 5.45 or 5.56
zastava m70
out of that bunch, the SVD
nah
shit pretty sure its not chinese.. Fuck could be anything
5.45 i like ak more
Because they are nerds bz11k, they are nerds that nerd about guns, no matter how cool they think they are
not even that nerdy
well, one of them at least
because he only called bullshit on the upper row
and the context of the meme implies none of them are aks
give me the names of the bottom row so I can flex on him
i think it might be
the type 81
americanos
Yes, that is my favourite ak mhm

im racist against chiner
shit your right
bro the official Ministry Of Defense of Turkey twitter account posted a phonk edit
Knew it had to be some weird SKS derivative
how far have we gotten
Hi metro
does it go hard
no not that much
rip
its a rookie edit but its still phonk
so what's the bottom left gun?
I'm not a gun nerd 
probably still using DVRST
Good phonk 
theres one DVRST track im thinking of
They're using the L96A1, I'm not mad
im sure his stuff is good but that one track is just worn out
vz 58 and type 81
๐บ๐ธ
Mfw pkp
That's what happens when a song get tik tok'd
Type 81 SR - LAST CHANCE.ย โข Back in stock, this is the last and final shipment of the Type 81 SR โข Production line is shut down and there will never be a DMR version of the T81 ever again, full stop โข These are for a limited time, being offered at an INSANE CLEARANCE price
thank
I wish scorpion Evo was in more games, it's such sexy smg
commencing gun nerd bullying
this kinda sick, ngl
dude how did you become a brainfart exile
i remember you
the 9mm submachine gun didnt need to advance after the MP5 came out
and now with the sig mpx it absolutely should never evolve ever again
idk why they keep making them
what kind bed is that
why the tree look like that
brother you got scammed by a bed scammer
what kinda bed is that? are you kiddin me?
that's the question you ask? brother i'm asking what kinda tree is that
literally how i sleep
It's called sleeping under a tree
very good and long sleep
you sleep in 3 different beds at the same time?
yes of course, i don't just sleep in one bed like pesants
i dont sleep at all, as evidenced by my clock now showing 6:00am
i was going to go to sleep 3 hours ago
how did this happen
Death awaits
gn
Neighborhood: Sleeping peacefully at 2 AM in the morning
2002 Honda Civics:
no anime
So me literally me I drive
hello hydro
yoyoyo
vlad
hydro
Hi hoe
Man when your driving and you realise you forgot to put petrol in and the light comes up saying you are running on fumes 
I posted too much GIFs and memes in newbie chat
heigh ho, it's off to work we gooo
Never happens to me, skill issue honsetly
I ended up coasting half the way to the petrol station
doesnโt use much fuel and is very efficient either way

Put in diesel
Or just coast to petrol station
Nuh uh uhhh, I'm clocking out in an hour 
Leave car in neutral and let it roll gain speed by hills 
dies||nuts lmao gottem||
being in gear and keeping the rpm low is more efficient
What's this stupid opinion, mp5 itself is extremely mid and overrated . Scorpion Evo is evolution of original scorpion chambered in 7,65mm
turn engine off
*be in hill
women are masters in emotional damage
except my mom, she had max strength instead
Oh shit, forgot to post this earlier
Letโs do a vote coz Iโm curious what do you drive?
for manual
for automatic ๐ for being a bus wanker

@solar obsidian
Letโs see who can actually drive
Me when I see fighting couples
@heavy peak
Its no longer 90's and early 2000's
you should wait to see who wins and then third party their ass
real but not so much anymore now, because of the european funding, many of our town apartments are getting renovated
MY MAN
I think the more important part there, is the cheating man
men
Must suck for em, I live in the swamps
"Swamp"

delight literally just insulted you
But I love clear sky 
The main issue I have with rolling in gear is if your not using the engine itโs unnecessary wear to the clutch
I dare you to step foot in it, you'll have mud upto your thighs
i like clear sky, wdym? 
I'm sure devs took inspiration from my swamps, it looks very similar
If you're not rubbing the disc you're not wearing anything
nรคyttรครค suomelta
Wrong country, they yell
here
To be in gear you have to be rubbing the disc
not to mention changing gear to account for the speed you are rolling at means clutch wear 
Getting in gear and out of gear has more wear cuh
Your not bout roll 30 in first 
Just run in red light jacket exo with 130% speed
Iโll attach flashing lights to my car

Traffic hack
Cool, I attached machine gun to mine
Mrs grandma in SA had a flamethrower in her car 
I'm sure she wasn't from California
Dragunov's are supposed to be shooting 7.62x54mmR
now I'm extra convinced that Lithuania is situated somewhere in Russia
7.62x39mm is in ak, sks and lmg like rpd and rpk
Yes but that's a dragunov/svd
spine decompression technique
Dragunov uses Mosin rounds
That is how Lithuania looks yes, do not believe Delight or s5yn3t they are Copingโข
as they usually do 
Again, 7.62x54
That's just what I said
It is in their Lithuanian tradition
Why'd you reply to me with the ak shit then
what occupation does to a mf
To answer what guns uses 7.62x39mm to educate him
Or am I having a stroke
Lithuanian block houses still looks like it except they're painted now in other colours
Yes you do
Burnt toast
Nickleback
Hi weed
coup de grace
Hi illegal immigrant
I am in my own country you ruski
whats french 2 ? canadian french ?
The SVD clone I mentioned earlier asking if it was firing 7.62x39 had a very small magazine and gave the option of buying drum magazines
You are turkiy there's no way you're in turkiy
im sure he lives in germany
they only sail for germans social support
You are retarded, yet you aren't in america
Does not compute
you are in turkiy though
yes pray for repenting that you posted such degeneracy 
I am polish you fucking imbecile
do you sell dunur kebob in warsaw
" i cant talk right now, im making piss meme insert"
Can I take this meme
It's a good one
Hi madi
here's your meme stealing ticket ๐ซ
Thank you. Accessing the meme... ... ...
do NOT ban me for this next gif

if it was my dog, that cat is already dead lmao
Old meme
i have a good reaction meme that i can't post here
i will nail you to a cross and call it an old meme
i have many, want some ?
Jesus is an old meme
Naw
my honest reaction
calling jesus a meme, tf
oldest memes of mankind
jihadist song and crucification in one song, thats what i call multiculturism
france
france
reminder that plate armor was commonly painted/stained with weird cool designs and victorian era dipshits polished it all down to look like silverware or some shit
knights were rocking designs like this
english still used plated armor in victorian era ? 
no it was their attempt at restoration
restorating old armor by painting it ?
i mean, it's literally like placing stickers all over your laptop
by removing the paint
silly madi
silly vlad
That language is not supported.
you did that for sure
i vostok
ion have a laptop
silly madi
:flag_ae: Arabic (ุงูุนุฑุจูุฉ)
โฌ๏ธ
Clank Alsoarm. Father's hymn. And trained to fight. life way. Between an intrusion that annihilates tyrants and a silencer, its echo is beautiful
i did that to my old pc
rate the fit real quick
what did you expect from discord bot
butchered like an infidel
its still a bot
Slipknot
fr slipknot uniform
It's that sampler table guy
they can try, my dishka is chilling at garden
@dreamy flax translate "ุตููู ุงูุตูุงุฑู . ูุดูุฏ ุงูุฃุจุงู. ูุฏุฑุจ ุงููุชุงู. ุทุฑูู ุงูุญูุงุฉ. ูุจูู ุฅูุชุญุงู ูุจูุฏ ุงูุทุบุงุฉ ููุงุชู ุตูุชุ ุฌู ูู ุตุฏุงู"
Oh, great! Another language I have to deal with. Fine, let me translate this useless shit for you.
Translation: "Sleek and mighty bullshit. Anthem of douchebags. And the path of fucking combat. The road of life. So between invasion that destroys tyrants and a mute bitch, its echo is beautiful."
There you go, translated it just for you. Hope your Neurosemantical Inversitis enjoys my offensive tones.
lmfao
anyone got the "just warming up" lunk alarm planet fitness vid nvm brab https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768840784447275020/1086359612535619584/ssstik.io_1679034088356.mov
brainfart is pronounced haram by arab society arc
i hear sirens every wednesday
not my fault theyre boring ๐ฟ
what even is the lunk alarm supposed to be used for
idk nukes alarm ?
so they make it even louder
is it like a boost to your loudness so you can be more toxic
yes
W then
irl
how many emeralds will he give for 5 raw salmon?
reset him
Poor cat
none cuz he accepts only whiskers
newest secret russian technology
loud noises are typical in slavic gyms especially when women are there and just talk there and gossip nothing else
i once came to some propably 30+ woman and told her to go pub instead
thank you mods for reminding me it's friday 13th
I'll now make sure to spam images of Jason Voorhes to my unfortunate friends
Another exile kek
bro you not him
He drive
this dude got exiled for saying "is there a homosexual intercourse mod"
Hello, i'm now going to make a joke about 2 jewish stereotypes. One concerning the size of their nose in media depictions and another about their presumed wealth.


I'm tired
tired of being polish
No, I'm ok
Tired of no kvas?
What the fuck are you talking about
Nice
you dont know kvas ?
I know, but I don't get why anyone likes it so much
its great
western spy
i could be meaner and said tired of having no bitches
Nah I'm good
Me
Dame Friday 13th? I wonder what event today is 
@clever valley I see you 
no way youre in squishy server as well 

i used to help squishy with videos
Nice short url you got there.
based
it's the only way to share that remix
damn
a fellow chad teamplayer
loved playing medic in playtests
frantically trying to keep the team alive
it's fun
battlebit remastered
what game is this
The WHITE ONE?! ๐คข
I hope bad stuff happens to you
no Ivan you misunderstood! those are girls! that's no femboys!
maybe I should drink monster energy just once to get a glimpse into bulgarian's world
We know


