🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

HE COLD

[odd sail]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

he is literally me

[stone blade]

omg same

[odd sail]

zomg

[solar obsidian]

real

[river zealot]

wish for zone to disappear
become blind
what did monolith mean by this

[solar obsidian]

that you are the center of the universe ❤️

[glad carbon]

I didn't know the sun rotated around that dude, wtf

[solar obsidian]

[odd sail]

the atheist drowns the believer because the former is a communist

[pastel quartz]

[wraith osprey]

The commie then died of starvation

[odd sail]

he has not lived in a socialist country before

[livid pond]

pretend i sent this yesterday

[odd sail]

the population of the earth is reduced so it's a win

[wraith osprey]

The value of life increases with every death

[uncut obsidian]

let's gooooooooo

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[stone blade]

wtf

Kill it

[stone blade]

He cold

[river zealot]

i would burn that shit if i was there

[solar obsidian]

she should be throw to the street

[stone blade]

Real

[solar obsidian]

shows the street

[stone blade]

She belongs to the streets*

but yes

[solar obsidian]

yes, i kinda forgor what he said

[stone blade]

alzhaimer

[solar obsidian]

dont know him

where am i?

[stone blade]

Bulgaria

[wraith osprey]

You should calm yourself
NOW

[solar obsidian]

[oblique spire]

Kill yourself

[odd sail]

I am breaking up

[uncut obsidian]

are u ussr

[grizzled meadow]

JorJor Wells

[odd sail]

I am

and I'm breaking up with you for buying boykisser stickers

[grizzled meadow]

Chad

[uncut obsidian]

you can't

nobody will sign the divorce papers

[odd sail]

divorce by murder it is

[uncut obsidian]

i have a gun

[marsh widget]

let my man speak yo

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-say-meme-gif-23373334

[marsh widget]

https://tenor.com/view/identity-v-idv-seer-eli-clark-like-it-or-not-but-he-spittin-straight-facts-gif-18144080

[odd sail]

the moderators agree

[stone blade]

i went into the backrooms of my uni

[gentle ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799241337614368800/1156918196947914782/mematicMeme.gif?ex=6516b788&is=65156608&hm=1fcf7802d6b33252bd27c348f4ec90abb3746cf5ffd3a96e86b5b75add23ad1c&

[solar obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[odd sail]

He went to irl reserve

[stone blade]

I flipped the switch

[solar obsidian]

"you look lonely"

[odd sail]

Your ears are gone

[stone blade]

Real

[odd sail]

I switched to iem's

too much treble

[solar obsidian]

finland here i come

[stone blade]

oh?

Funnily enough most footstep sounds are in the mids range

like grass and gravel and metal

wood is very bassy

[odd sail]

it's when I shoot something loud the audio gets clipped

[stone blade]

You put sordins and if someone is walking on wood you can hear it from 50 meters

its so stupid

[stone blade]

lower volume

[odd sail]

I play at 70

[stone blade]

same

sometimes 80

[solar obsidian]

can we please change the brainfart channel name? i dont want to get shot tommorow

[stone blade]

Change it to israel

[solar obsidian]

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[uncut obsidian]

bro found the cbt room

[stone blade]

Yes

[green briar]

Where's all the blood

[river zealot]

mashallah brother

[wraith osprey]

[indigo coral]

can confirm

i am extremely racist

[inland jackal]

Ogryn is now my favorite class in darktide

[stone blade]

Ayooooo

[river zealot]

i wanted to put a wall instead of synagouge but apprently there is no wall emoji

[robust cove]

Why are we still in america

I want to go to Armenia

[inland jackal]

Can we just go back to brainfart?

[robust cove]

No tf?

I'll break your neck

[stone blade]

No?

Dude really said that

[robust cove]

Fr

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

we going to bangladesh

and you'll like it

[robust cove]

[inland jackal]

Just take us to Sudan

[odd sail]

We already been to Italy right

[robust cove]

Holy shit we at the finish line

The Pole-and

[inland jackal]

At what point do we just go straight to hell?

[robust cove]

🇵🇱 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[robust cove]

We already here

[inland jackal]

The north pole is cold

I'm talking about hell here

Actually take us to the south pole instead

[river zealot]

its cold

[inland jackal]

South Pole! South Pole! South Pole! South Pole! South Pole! South Pole! South Pole!

[robust cove]

That's where the redneck penguins are

[inland jackal]

Exactly

[quaint ore]

We don't talk about Delhi penguins

[pastel quartz]

What about the east pole?

[inland jackal]

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/ehPK2QBiA0A?si=7MtHleFA_iHYTqEb

@weak jackal

[odd sail]

last thing i would expect from

[tribal rain]

this channel is the most welcoming

[pale ingot]

you stink

[tribal rain]

[pale ingot]

fakyu men

🖕

[tribal rain]

hey shut up meanie

[pale ingot]

idioidt

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[stone blade]

Man this doner was good

[weak jackal]

Signalis ost fucks me up

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Bx0b0394M&list=RDMMgYpBYK_Z7XE&index=4

damn

ignore the woman

[odd sail]

you would be envious to know their government has banned tiktok

[robust cove]

That is where Poles are from yes, from the east

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1161489375079698602/RPReplay_Final1696983521.mp4?ex=65387c46&is=65260746&hm=a4a573d6cafe72a47562e66b88e19ccb2b63d947745516005076c3f176442fa5&

[robust cove]

The "woman" has a giant "TRAP" right in front of "her"

[stone blade]

Aha

its not a woman

women do not exist

they are feds

[robust cove]

You've woken up from the simulation. Welcome to the real world

[stone blade]

nah I just play tarkov

thats why they dont exist

[slate needle]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-earthbound-fitness-gram-pacer-test-gif-23727079

[robust cove]

There is that one woman that plays tarkov that I keep seing on yt shorts. Probably a fed too

[stone blade]

gingy

[north hornet]

me when i got brain farted

[stone blade]

theres actually 2 women

[stone blade]

she can fix me

100%

@odd sail

[odd sail]

gack

those aren't hobbies

[stone blade]

true

[weak jackal]

she sounds exhausting

[tulip ravine]

You have to get with her fist mate

[tulip ravine]

True

If you have clubbing as a hobby your deffo one to avoid, atleast for any serious shit seen it go wrong too many times

[robust cove]

That's too many

[stone blade]

she is not a red flag

she is a whole stop sign

[robust cove]

[odd sail]

it's a whole road blockade

[tulip ravine]

Me on tinder wondering where my 23 likes came from and can’t find them

[robust cove]

Afghan road block

[tulip ravine]

Ironically I met the gf on tinder, it’s not a bad app if you just look for right ones

I’ve found the ones who have the strangest bios seem to be the most normal and sane

[odd sail]

because it is like an npc selection screen

[tulip ravine]

Hers was just “I like drinking” and I thought

[stone blade]

unironnically a red flag if you club

dont care

[tulip ravine]

well it’s different then the rest saying they just want sex

Matches started talking the week after went on a date and she ended up hitting a golf ball at me

Man I need to start doing my dj stuff again

Haven’t done it for ages now

[odd sail]

[tulip ravine]

Just got all the decks setup in my room and shit

[odd sail]

not sure if stockholm syndrome or just a masochist

[tulip ravine]

Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping

And I find it funny, I have a high pain tolerance so

[odd sail]

so you like being beaten

[tulip ravine]

I mean I broke my hand and i didn’t go to hospital until the end of the day since they thought there was nothing wrong with me

[tulip ravine]

I said it was funny not enjoyable

[toxic sundial]

Stockholm syndrome is not a real thing

Nor is the helium shortage

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-skate-funny-meme-gif-18666878

[toxic sundial]

Just shitty journalist who dont understand the damage they do with their half baked English degrees

[north hornet]

lol i got brainfarted bc i needed to post kpop in stalker chat to get ''initiated'' i wouldnt have posted it. maybe the mods with that power should actually go back and read plus i wasnt the only one

i feel like its becasue im new and poeple are sad in life and love to abuse power

i was nt even wared

warned

[toxic sundial]

Tragic

[north hornet]

makes me wanna leave this pos like whoever banned me idgaf screw you pos i sc the install instructions anyway so they can do what they want if they read this

[odd sail]

leave the server and join back, you'll probably shake off the role

[north hornet]

im proving a point

[wheat kestrel]

I love spreading misinformation on the internet

[toxic sundial]

[odd sail]

it worked for me

[toxic sundial]

[odd sail]

[north hornet]

my brother in christ

[wheat kestrel]

Anyways yeah as someone who got exiled, give it like... a day or two.

You'll get out of here.

[tulip ravine]

So you posted cringe and got exiled for it

[north hornet]

like all i do is help when i can

[tulip ravine]

Pretty reasonable

[wheat kestrel]

You'll be irreversibly damaged, but you'll be out.

[north hornet]

bet

[toxic sundial]

Yeah you didn't get banned you got exiled

Big difference

This is the funny place

[tulip ravine]

I’ve been here for like a fucking month

[wheat kestrel]

Skill issue, get fucked

[tulip ravine]

In fairness I did set profile as Godd Howard and message people “have you heard of fallout4 4” for a hour or so

[wheat kestrel]

I was in here for like less than 24 hours when i got exiled.

[odd sail]

this was but a short prank

[tulip ravine]

You got tricked

[odd sail]

yeah it's a prank role

[toxic sundial]

You should @ Falco like 8 times asking you be unexiled I bet that would work

[odd sail]

you should at skom

[tulip ravine]

for the sake of the server I’d be happy if all K-pop posters just got banned ngl

[winged chasm]

The North Pole is not the South Pole.Thats it for today with funny Funfacts with Lafufu.

[odd sail]

it's a prank role, we all cool bro

[tulip ravine]

Vlad

My man

[odd sail]

just have to rejoin the server to remove the role

[north hornet]

i wasnt even the only one

[tulip ravine]

[north hornet]

go look for yourself

[tulip ravine]

Mate

[toxic sundial]

Yeah we don't care

[tulip ravine]

Your exiled just wait till it get removed

It’s not that deep

[toxic sundial]

None of us are mods dude

[north hornet]

i doint give a fuck waht you are "dude"

[tulip ravine]

It’s the discord equivalent of being sent to the funny tard room to chill for a bit

[north hornet]

lol i didnt ask

[toxic sundial]

You sound like a child, post your driver's license to confirm age

Or get banned

[tulip ravine]

Isn’t this chat 18+ anyway

[north hornet]

ban me fuk boi im 24 years old

[toxic sundial]

Exactly

[odd sail]

minors still come here for "memes"

and then say "i'm a minor" after posting some weirdo shit

[toxic sundial]

Ah yes a 24 year old using the phrase fuk boi and posting kpop

No I believe you guy

[north hornet]

u must be braindead to not see what i posted less than 5 mins ago

[stone blade]

NOBODY reading all that

[toxic sundial]

No I'm brainfarted

[livid pond]

what yall arguing about

[north hornet]

honestly nothing

[livid pond]

the usual then

[tulip ravine]

some guy posted Kpop and is having a tantrum over a exile

[oblique spire]

skill issue honestly

get better nerd

[north hornet]

that guy is me and that guy was told to and that guy had other peiople around him do it

[tulip ravine]

And you believed them

[uncut obsidian]

@weary pendant bye

[toxic sundial]

Woah

[north hornet]

and that guy got banned bc im not frewns with the mods like everyone else

[toxic sundial]

He's professional rank too

[tulip ravine]

Tbf true

Should of been friends with the mod

[odd sail]

@weary pendant

[tulip ravine]

Does that count as indirectly using the slur word

[toxic sundial]

Pay grok 10$ on PayPal to get unexiled

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[toxic sundial]

It's what I do

[north hornet]

and ive helped people since day 0 of being here

thts why im fucking mad

[toxic sundial]

So 2 weeks ago?

[north hornet]

yeah

[tulip ravine]

So you expect special treatment because you help people out of your own free will

[north hornet]

no? i dont expect to be banned for posting 2 dumb gifs

[livid pond]

watch this

kpoop

[tulip ravine]

Are you banned

[north hornet]

pretty much this is the only chat

and i love im being argued with by people for no reason like what stake do you have in this aeguement like its not your place to say

[toxic sundial]

Give mwadi 10$ to get unexiled

[wraith osprey]

welcome home

[odd sail]

rejoin server to remove role

underrated method

[toxic sundial]

[north hornet]

im not giving anyine shit, they run a discord server gtf out of here wiuht that delusion

[tulip ravine]

It’s a chat and you came in spouting off about this shit, if we want to comment we can mate

[odd sail]

bye felicia

[toxic sundial]

I'm gonna be real my friend I think you might be the delusional one

[tulip ravine]

Send me and nots and Vlad 500 in iTunes gift card I’ll unexile you

[odd sail]

send me 500 quid on steam cuh

not itunes

[tulip ravine]

Yeah true

[wraith osprey]

chill bro
its a clump of pixels on a screen

fondel plant

[toxic sundial]

Send me a free steam key for gamma

[tulip ravine]

Send me vbucks

[livid pond]

who tf uses itunes bro, bannable offence

[toxic sundial]

I'll unexile you

[oblique spire]

It is time for gamma gaming

[tulip ravine]

It’s not too bad Tbf

[odd sail]

send me 1 year nitro

[north hornet]

ill turn this whole bitch into one pixel on a black screen

[oblique spire]

it has installed

[odd sail]

[tulip ravine]

Okay proceed

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-mean-by-this-dove-gif-21002811

[tulip ravine]

Bottom text moment Fr

[tulip ravine]

Gaming on gamma using gamma????

[oblique spire]

uhbbbb

what faction

[tulip ravine]

Have any of yous preordered stalker 2

[livid pond]

loner just like irl

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[tulip ravine]

Is that the guy who constantly hits his balls

[oblique spire]

hydro

what faction

[tulip ravine]

Mono

To be fair I’ve not played it in months

[toxic sundial]

Wretch

[livid pond]

same lmao

[tulip ravine]

I’ve been too busy on football manager

[oblique spire]

Neither have i

i simply stay here for the community of brainfart

[placid sail]

I don't even have a PC

[tulip ravine]

My rebuild isn’t going to plan

[livid pond]

watch this

[livid pond]

soccer

[tulip ravine]

Need to bring some depth in defence and hope the youth academy works for next season

[tulip ravine]

That’s what you call it fair play

[odd sail]

looks like shit from the trailers

[livid pond]

wrong reaction

[tulip ravine]

I don’t really care

[odd sail]

i would at least expect some updated graphics from a 2023 game

not metro last light tier

[livid pond]

you wouldnt be able to run updated graphics

[odd sail]

i have the means to

[placid sail]

do you rememba

[odd sail]

shut up

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cosplay-transition-among-us-amogus-blue-amogus-gif-25552216

[oblique spire]

damn monolita gaming

[livid pond]

its an unreal 5 game i believe, not a single game that has used it has ran well so far

[oblique spire]

uhhhh

i can change the economy in the MCM settings right

[odd sail]

we shall see

first i will sail the seas, and if i like it i will donate my silver coins

[livid pond]

no we wont

the fog is coming

[fallow trellis]

my body is a machine that turns coffee into constipation

[oblique spire]

hmmmmm

do i go mercs....

[toxic sundial]

My body is a machine that turns

Damn I wish that funny guy was back so we could have at him somemore

[oblique spire]

oh wait Nota

did you sleep good last night

no abrams at the porch

[toxic sundial]

Yes

But I'm not at my house

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036815489776758838/1117161854347788298/RDT_20230610_1142111329734205080458561.gif

Who was in your house then

[toxic sundial]

Nobody, it's a decoy house. I live in the woods

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036815489776758838/1117161854347788298/RDT_20230610_1142111329734205080458561.gif

Anyways

Pl,aying the funny haha GAMMA

Mercs, Duty Loners or Monolita

[stone blade]

I am in the bush

I see you

[oblique spire]

Ivan

alo

[stone blade]

hi

[oblique spire]

❤️

[stone blade]

❤️

[oblique spire]

what faction do i play for gamma out of Mercs, Duty Loners or Monolita

[stone blade]

loners

[oblique spire]

Loner mosin gaming start in rostok, farm mercsi n wild territory

Your $6000 USD kit will not save you from a loner with a mosin

damn

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Iron man y/n

[eager igloo]

All those new exiles are so funny

They act almost the same

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

llama playing gamma in the gamba discord server?

[oblique spire]

so true

[robust cove]

UNISG pussy

[oblique spire]

choosing UNISG always crashed my game when trying to start a playthrough for some reason

even when i do completely fresh installs

[robust cove]

Then try again

It is the zone doubting your skill

Do you accept that you have a skill...issue?

[robust cove]

Exile cobblestone generator

[robust cove]

So you will try?

[oblique spire]

nuh uh-uh

[pale ingot]

do you have big skill

pro?

[oblique spire]

i have big skill yes

[pale ingot]

False! Nuh-uh

[oblique spire]

GAWD DAYUM

GAMMA LOOKIN NICE TODAY

[robust cove]

It always is

[robust cove]

Not unisg? Bruh, dissapointed

[oblique spire]

Loner mosin gaming

[robust cove]

Then go for mercs I guess

[oblique spire]

i must dome mercs

[robust cove]

NOOOO

bruh just play with god 1

Same experience

[oblique spire]

wuh?

[robust cove]

Godmode you headcrab

[oblique spire]

buh nuh-wuh

[robust cove]

Buh uh yuh uhhhh

Literally friends with everyone

[oblique spire]

Ok so

UNISG doesnt work

what else

freedom yucky

duty,

Mono sure but eh

Loner mosin gaming is just good

Could play mercs so i can just BUY nato gear

but doming them is fun

[river zealot]

do clear sky

[oblique spire]

Fuck no

[pale ingot]

Play zombie

(its like starting with loner gear in the middle of the north often in the middle of hostile npcs, and 0 monolith starting rep)

[grizzled meadow]

Aren't you the fun original dude saying that moderators are pedophile, jesus christ you're finally starting to show your true colors

No wonder you're in here, where you fucking belong

Got some other incredible fun and original jokes up your sleeve? Please share them

[pastel quartz]

falco

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

what country are you from its for a joke

no related to the abouve one

[livid pond]

spain

[pale ingot]

i live in spain but the ain is silent and there's an extra -enis to the end

[pastel quartz]

if you are american when you enter the toilet and american when you leave what are you in the toilet

[grizzled meadow]

Italy, I already said this 1000 times

The joke is that I'm not from Italy but from wherever you want me to be

[livid pond]

european

[narrow lotus]

i have one

[pale ingot]

i am the one who shits

[oblique spire]

Falco

Merc gaming y/n

[narrow lotus]

p!ban @sonic galleon how about this for a joke , you obnoxious little shit

[foggy mantle]

@sonic galleon has been banned.

[grizzled meadow]

Good

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

Stupid fuck

[quaint ore]

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoke-funny-gif-25177516

[quaint ore]

Good one

[pastel quartz]

falco what do you call an itallian hooker

[pale ingot]

this is topkek

[narrow lotus]

honestly that guy was a weirdo from day 1

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[narrow lotus]

i remember him sending voice messages in newbies about religion and shit

weirdo

[pastel quartz]

a pasta-tute

[quaint ore]

Anyways gotta finish my gym session, BACK TO PEC DEC I GO

[dreamy flax]

Warned memeg7837 for: You're not funny, don't post this shit again, it's against our rules
Warning: 2

[grizzled meadow]

Puttana is the most used term, which you can translate in "bitch"

[river zealot]

cuh?

[ancient dagger]

this dude has not heard about discord jehovah witnesses

[pastel quartz]

:0

[grizzled meadow]

Israel/Palestine emoji funni

[pastel quartz]

my joke suck ill just stick to sending memes

[river zealot]

ah

ok

[livid pond]

just like me fr

[grizzled meadow]

Nah come on

[oblique spire]

[grizzled meadow]

I'm curious now

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know what you're talking about

[ruby minnow]

fucking french girl in our class tells me Turkey is so good

mf you lived in heree for only a month

i spent my 18 years living heree

[oblique spire]

Mercenary gaming inside of the hit game STALKER GAMMA, yes or no

[ruby minnow]

gave my 2 years for politics and economy

[pastel quartz]

no

[livid pond]

my condolences

[ruby minnow]

this french fuck is telling me

[narrow lotus]

[ruby minnow]

Turkey is a great place

and only has lived here for a month

[quaint ore]

Why tf did Linkin' park appear in my spotify shuffle

[pastel quartz]

I don think a month is usually long enough to gauge

[river zealot]

its funny how bitch is universally the most use swear word in almost every language

[ruby minnow]

yeah

and she's saying i'm wrong and that Turkey is great

mf i lived here for my entire life

[pastel quartz]

Where im from people say the place is great

yet i live here and its shit

[ruby minnow]

only visited 3 cities

[ruby minnow]

or 4

and Turkey is a shitty place

[grizzled meadow]

Yes
(No)

[grizzled meadow]

Send in private

[ruby minnow]

its schools are shit its economy is shit its politics are shit its law is shitt

[quaint ore]

I heard stories that your police is basically bunch of thugs which do anything but enforce laws

[ruby minnow]

no they are not thugs

they are just not experienced

[oblique spire]

uhbbhhh2yhrtgbh19efgbHIQEBF

Bet

[ruby minnow]

and they don't have any ability to do anything

[pastel quartz]

are these nuclear launch codes

[ruby minnow]

you say something wrong

you're out of the job

[quaint ore]

Ah, that shit was the same in eastern europe in 1990s

[ruby minnow]

because the ticket you gave to that random guy in a mercedes was actually mayors son so now you're fired

[narrow lotus]

oh oh

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[robust cove]

Literally preschool difficulty, even easier than loner

[ruby minnow]

you shot somebody you're fired even tho the person you shot had a gun and was a threat to you

that's how it works in Turkey

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-gif-26872610

[quaint ore]

Bruh

[ruby minnow]

like i said its laws are shit

[ruby minnow]

the police has guns

but only shoots it in the sky

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-look-away-gif-22170424

[robust cove]

Dam, didn't know he was being that bad

[pastel quartz]

wait that was the dude with the asmr voice

[grizzled meadow]

Has been bad for a long time actually

This was the last straw

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[grizzled meadow]

Showed his true colors by being placed here

In my heart I already knew he was a fucking brainfart degenerate

[grizzled meadow]

Did a bad job trying to hide that

[robust cove]

I didn knew who he was tbh

[undone tree]

I'd never go to turkey

[ruby minnow]

i hate the french

[robust cove]

Good he got banned then

[grizzled meadow]

"a fucking brainfart degenerate" is more than enough

[livid pond]

hey hey woah woah we're better than that

[robust cove]

The north pole don't claim him

[grizzled meadow]

True, there are brainfarters and brainfarters

[grizzled meadow]

I got two
Phones

[oblique spire]

Why the fuck GAMMA's graphics lookin so good

this is not how i remember it

[narrow lotus]

reSHade

iirc it was a pain in the ass to make it work right so

[ruby minnow]

iedy

do you know if Grok has also used the coding method stalker devs used while making the originals?

[oblique spire]

gawd dayum

[narrow lotus]

wdym

i think more or less yeah

[ruby minnow]

drinking blacking out and then seeing that a new line of code was made when they wake up

[narrow lotus]

i mean the code is still LUA or whatever the fuck its called

[narrow lotus]

no , otherwise gamma would not work

[narrow lotus]

Grok was actually awake on this one

[livid pond]

does it include rtgi or do u still need to pay for that stuff ( i havent downloaded the new version yet )

[narrow lotus]

dont think u need to pay for anything

[livid pond]

pascal gilcher asked for patreon subs for access, no?

[uncut obsidian]

guys, it's joever

[livid pond]

grok added fursuits to gamma??

[uncut obsidian]

the rat named Oleg who was running around our university dormitory just got killed

rip

[toxic sundial]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[severe flicker]

finally got the bandit sniping me from 100m away.

[toxic sundial]

Need an svd

They sexy

Stupid import laws

[ruby minnow]

oxygen is a lie

[crimson flame]

im still a bit confused about the ending of 1984

[ruby minnow]

least random chat in brainfart

[toxic sundial]

The never ending present in which the party is always correct?

[crimson flame]

yes

its just sad

too sad

i dont hate it though

[high pike]

Hmm

Le balls maybe

[toxic sundial]

That ending stuck with me

The whole manufactured present

[high pike]

Real

[toxic sundial]

No past in which the party was ever wrong or unsure

[high pike]

If the ending doesn’t traumatized you, is it really even good?

[toxic sundial]

The ending to roadside picnic too

Happiness for all, free, and let none be forgotten

[river robin]

STOOOOOP

[robust cove]

[solar obsidian]

the north pole?

its alright

but cold

[river robin]

It’s fuckin empty is what it is

[storm stream]

Madi, is that you laughing in the vid?

[uncut obsidian]

Not my vid

But is from this place

Like literally on the same floor where i live

While i was on the first floor washing clothes in a washing machine, these mfs were trying to catch a mouse 💀

[storm stream]

oh ok

I asked bc the laugh was quite girly

[plucky void]

rename this to bock-rottom next

[plucky void]

fake. where's his wizard hat

[robust cove]

It was taken by the evil dark wizard named "OSHA"

[uncut obsidian]

I'd need to get like voice surgery to sound like that probably

[lime dew]

true 😔

not suitable work clothing

or so they claim

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

nuh uh-uhh

[toxic sundial]

I wish there was a funny rat in my dorm

Instead there's just rude people

[robust cove]

catch them like the rat

comically large mouse traps

with big cheese

[toxic sundial]

Last year someone put a pocket pussy on someone's door knob

[robust cove]

sounds like a dorm alright

[toxic sundial]

It was gross

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

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[uncut obsidian]

last year there was apparently a guy here who used to do something to microwaves at night in the kitchens in the dormitory, would turn them on and the microwaves were blowing up

People began organizing night patrols to find him but he was never found

[toxic sundial]

Some people do terrible things when they think they can't be caught

It's just rude

[uncut obsidian]

Except that he was actually not caught

[dreamy flax]

@calm dirge (never4ss_75790) has been banned for reason: Sending ads into dm's

[uncut obsidian]

there was also a guy who was shitting in the elevators

we have elevators since the dormitories here have 7 floors

[toxic sundial]

Somebody pissed in the elevator like 4 weeks ago

[uncut obsidian]

i also talked with a Chinese guy today, he's learning russian

kinda cool interacting with people from other countries

[odd sail]

diversity exposure

do you have black people at your uni

[uncut obsidian]

a lot

[odd sail]

i see

[uncut obsidian]

not like 99% but i see black people daily

[toxic sundial]

The wrestling frat on campus has this tradition during pledge week where they guard this clocktower and nobody is allowed near it between 6pm - 6am

[uncut obsidian]

they're probably mostly from African countries

[solar obsidian]

[toxic sundial]

They hospitalized someone 2 years ago

[uncut obsidian]

since most of them have that accent

[odd sail]

the fake french accent

[uncut obsidian]

nah, the uh

fuck i don't wanna sound racist

[odd sail]

[solar obsidian]

do it

[odd sail]

dewit

[solar obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

like an African accent

[odd sail]

ay yo

[solar obsidian]

omg racist madi

[odd sail]

@ falco

[uncut obsidian]

they speak English pretty well, too

[odd sail]

do you have people from SEA

[storm stream]

Some Indian students in our Technical uni somehow got a whole ass goat (idk if it was alive or not) and butchered it for eating in one of the rooms

[odd sail]

thailand, malaysia, vietnam

singapore, indo

[uncut obsidian]

uhhh idk I've never seen sea people

[odd sail]

eid?

[uncut obsidian]

I live on land silly

[storm stream]

?

[odd sail]

i am going to tear you a new one

indian muslims

ie. pakistanis

[storm stream]

uhh idk

[odd sail]

they would only slaughter a goat for eid, no

[toxic sundial]

Most campuses have people from all around the world

[odd sail]

laos, interesting

and the sovietnamese connection

[uncut obsidian]

"The geography of enrollment is very diverse: Middle East, Southeast Asia, Northeast Asia, Latin America, Africa. The largest number of students came to us from China and India, while the leaders in enrollment include Ecuador, Uzbekistan, and Colombia. Citizens of Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, the Netherlands, Cameroon, Sri Lanka, Nepal, Venezuela and a number of other countries have also shown interest in studying at FEFU."

this is from 2022

this uni is really focused on getting people from abroad

to the point where they prioritize foreigners when choosing who should live in the university dormitory, a russian guy or a foreigner

[odd sail]

i mean, chinese and indians go there because their own universities have insane selection tests

[celest yew]

stop having fucking intellectually stimulating discussions and start acting with 2 braincells high on crack-laced weed you fucks

I want more bullshit to steal

[toxic sundial]

Nah

Yeah I'm at a pretty rural campus in the Midwest and there's still a ton of foreign students

Marine biologists who play soccer msotly

[warped crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813198173274505256/1161448239254482944/Listening_to_My_Unorganized_S.T.A.L.K.E.R._Anomaly_Playlist.mp4?ex=653855f6&is=6525e0f6&hm=7dfd918b768e725c3531a9a9660ae925c2303e153968cdd32e0ee31a04b9aea4&

[odd sail]

corporations are the ones importing cheap labour

that's the entire point

[uncut obsidian]

welcome to brainfart

i mean rock bottom

[shadow wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/bullpups-be-like-bullpups-gun-cursed-cry-about-it-gif-27462253

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1098003576074289183/SHARK.gif

[pastel quartz]

p!meme

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

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Still defying the English in their own way.

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[pastel quartz]

this bot is soemthing else

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

I got some minesweeper meme for you!

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[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

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[toxic sundial]

P!birb

[toxic sundial]

[celest yew]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[odd sail]

boobs

[storm stream]

[unique night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531707020903186442/1161660568588005386/Screenshot_20231011-094349_Instagram.jpg?ex=65391bb6&is=6526a6b6&hm=a9b203da7c89988e3e73fb5e634c97e0e9569e8cf8ac4a284f7a2c40e72278bd&

[tulip ravine]

Man why is America hosting the next World Cup

[celest yew]

Hilarious irony

[plucky void]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

apparently they’re banning cancer-causing food… like skittles

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[tulip ravine]

I wouldn’t even be arsed if they had a half decent team and it was somewhat popular

[plucky void]

they hosted the 94 world cup and it was a banger

[odd sail]

Football or cricket?

[tulip ravine]

Football

Cricket would just be laughable if they hosted

[odd sail]

Mfs on the pitch with baseball bats and baseball helmets

Getting hit in the balls with the ball

[toxic sundial]

Better than Qatar

[sage otter]

Only thing that changes is that this time there will be enough parking space

And the slaves will be mexican instead of pakistani

[solar obsidian]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Spooky Pumpkussy

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[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

p!meme one war crime please

[foggy mantle]

Just don't

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[placid sail]

I'm afraid to check, you got me there

[high meteor]

the morbid curiosity is slowly getting the better of me

[placid sail]

p!meme a warcrime, but the one I don't need to google please

[foggy mantle]

Improvised

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[high meteor]

prime i dont think thats a warcrime

[placid sail]

p!meme something not about your mom's dildo collection, please

[foggy mantle]

History is metal.

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[placid sail]

interesting

p!meme rev up those friers

[foggy mantle]

Elastics are pretty good nowadays.

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[placid sail]

okay, again with facebook memes

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Yeah, I am Guilty

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[high meteor]

shit wont even load

[placid sail]

guilty of what

[high meteor]

if it loads and i dont see sol badguy i will be disappointed

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Smartphone wars in a nutshell

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[placid sail]

no

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Not gonna get drunk

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[placid sail]

nooo

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Ah, married life

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[high meteor]

these memes suck

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

How Ironic...

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[placid sail]

hurk

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Sneeky Peek

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[placid sail]

I should probably call mbo

he rolls good for war crimes

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Do we really deserve?

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[placid sail]

ayyy

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Middle East

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[placid sail]

AYYYYY

WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

[plucky void]

let's see

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Does she

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[plucky void]

crap.

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/politics-getting-political-gray-aba-gif-23528198

[plucky void]

I was actually talking about this with ppl earlier today

[odd sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

You feeling lucky?

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[odd sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Mwahahahaha!

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[odd sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ x videos lied to me

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[odd sail]

nah

[undone tree]

those are some shit memes

[high meteor]

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[odd sail]

reddit is downhill

[high meteor]

have a darktide meme

[placid sail]

wouldn't be fun to roll reddit roulette if 95% of it wasn't shite

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Jus t thoought of this and decided to post it

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[odd sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Cries in poor country

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[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Oh that's perfect

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[odd sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Must keep going

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[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-gif-22236454

[odd sail]

p!meme

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Redditors love talking about Israel

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Another Solution to Make Peace in the Middle East

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[placid sail]

AYYY

DOUBLE KILL

[midnight cloud]

P!meme

[foggy mantle]

Just don't

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[placid sail]

someone really should google that

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

feels good to be an upstanding part of society again

[quaint ore]

I actually saw some in my city the other day

[placid sail]

thanks, middle east

[solar obsidian]

is that a @main moon reference?

[quaint ore]

But it is mainly Poles or Belarussians

[placid sail]

it's a reference to me taking a quick half an hour nap today and sleeping for half the day

[placid sail]

p!meme gimme some tree meme

[foggy mantle]

I'm sure this is going to be some motivational movie...

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[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-coping-patrick-bateman-gif-26518058

[placid sail]

p!meme react to tree man reacting

[foggy mantle]

The system can’t know if you turned part of it off. It’s not designed that way.

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[solar obsidian]

same today

[placid sail]

p!meme now react to delight

[foggy mantle]

Enough is enough

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[plucky void]

tl;dr

[solar obsidian]

eh

[placid sail]

why is reddit so obsessed with the whole android vs iphone deal

[quaint ore]

Cause 12 yr olds

[solar obsidian]

ikr, its like console wars

fucking no life nerds

[placid sail]

p!meme gimme something about italy

[foggy mantle]

Some people just wanna watch the world burn

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[quaint ore]

I am pretty sure console/phone wars stopped being relevant in like 2019

[solar obsidian]

i dont get it

[pastel quartz]

Math

[placid sail]

bad tree

no horny

[solar obsidian]

man, gta online looks horrible

[pastel quartz]

22/7 is used as a broad expression for pi

[solar obsidian]

rest in piss

[placid sail]

p!meme fortnite

[foggy mantle]

Stupid genetics

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[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

p!meme amogus

[foggy mantle]

How dare you give me joy like that just to take it away

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[solar obsidian]

calm your wood

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Don’t know about you but I’d prefer the former 💀

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[plucky void]

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[solar obsidian]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Scones are hella dry too

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[placid sail]

god

reddit is a shithole

continue

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Middle East

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[placid sail]

ayyyyy

[solar obsidian]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Oh that's perfect

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[solar obsidian]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

What do you do when you see a dirty phrase on the internet

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[plucky void]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

It's a sad day my fellow spooktober enjoyers...

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[placid sail]

"dirty phrase"

fucking

[placid sail]

is it a mormon subreddit or what

[solar obsidian]

the meme was made by millenial moms

[undone tree]

wait are these memes ai generated

[solar obsidian]

i hope so

[placid sail]

five seconds of laughter for a dude, years of therapy for the little shitter

[undone tree]

that would explain a lot

[solar obsidian]

because its so shit

[placid sail]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Ah, married life

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[solar obsidian]

[sage otter]

Worse

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail

wife bad

😂

[placid sail]

I'm old, but not that old

[solar obsidian]

ok, boomer

[placid sail]

I'm sure mbo is laughing his ass off in the background tho

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz's memes are a first aid after the cringe attack of reddit memes

[placid sail]

p!meme have another pill

[solar obsidian]

its like a cpr after drowning in shit

[foggy mantle]

Ah, married life

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[solar obsidian]

omg

[placid sail]

lmao

same shit

[solar obsidian]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

dont lie we all search some horrible things

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[placid sail]

to finish delight off

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Yeah, I'm a superhero. How did you know?

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[placid sail]

it's harder to type it in every time

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Some people just wanna watch the world burn

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[placid sail]

cough

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

It's a sad day my fellow spooktober enjoyers...

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[high meteor]

busy

i beg of you

no more

[placid sail]

I'm bleeding myself

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[placid sail]

but we cannot falter now

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

Just don't

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[solar obsidian]

p!urban colorado campfire

[foggy mantle]

**Colorado Campfire**

by Dolphin_Trombone

Definition

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck [the marshmallow] deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war [musket]. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting [graham crackers]. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

Example

"Last night [my girlfriend] made me [give her] a Colorado Campfire. It was [delicious]."

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[placid sail]

jesus

[solar obsidian]

okay, this is a good one

[pastel quartz]

[modest shoal]

horrendous

[placid sail]

p!meme

[high meteor]

the fuck

[foggy mantle]

Must keep going

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